#crowley hates this sweater

[katcsy]

Merry Xmas from Azi in his silly christmas sweater !! 🎄 (Crowley tolerates it)

[metalmiez]

❤️ Happy Holidays to all of you ❤️

Aziraphale loves to send Christmas cards. This year, he wanted to go the extra mile, using a photo of him and Crowley for the Cover. It was hard to convince the demon of letting a photo be taken of the two of them. It was harder to get him to wear the sweater and the hat.

He only did it because he lost a bet.

•

I am forever grateful for all of you sticking with me and my silly drawings ❤️

(and big thanks to @hopelesslysleepy for pitching the ‘Peas on Earth’ idea. It’s hilarious)

[mediacircuspod]

I need Crowley to be pathetic about the bookshop, I don’t think you don’t understand. I need Season 3 Crowley to be in the Bookshop ALL THE TIME. I need him to stop Muriel from selling books to customers. I need him to wear a dumb sweater. I need him to be recognized as the interim bookshop owner while Mr. Fell is on some sort of sabbatical. I want him uncomfortably hosting a Whickber Street event. I need him to alphabetize the books and then drink himself into oblivion out of the Angel wing mug. I want him to convince himself he’s still living in his car, or his flat but he spends most nights in the stacks of books absolutely miserable. I know the most likely reaction is that he’ll leave and be even more jaded, and will hate the bookshop from afar, but I what I want is a miserable pathetic demon who hates the bookshop from inside it, and also loves it. I just want him to miserable in his home, and for Muriel to be there, too, obviously.

[fruity-cryptid]

Okay so, I forced my boyfriend to watch good omens with me and he decided to write some small headcanons and he was okay with me sharing some soooo yea, I also put some of my own hcs warning season 2 spoilers

Crowley:

Genderfluid / Gay / Any pronouns

Used to smoke a lot to cope but Aziraphale helped him quit, though he started to smoke again after the kiss, he also drinks a lot more to try and cope

Normally doesn't cry but after the events with Aziraphale in season 2 he cries more often and easily

Doberman type of partner

Not a huge fan of Taylor Swift but really likes the reputation album + anti-hero

Wears cropped shirts sometimes

Has bad separation anxiety

Didn't talk about his emotions much until after he met Aziraphale + he mainly talks to Aziraphale about his emotions

Repeatedly listens to The World We Knew by Frank Sinatra and cries

Would often go to spots he and Aziraphale would hang around and just think

Had a slight punk phase in the 90s

Nail biter, especially when anxious

Rants to Nina often about what happened

Wears eyeliner ( my hc)

Hated himself for kissing Aziraphale like how he did since he always wanted their kiss to be perfect but now he ruined it ( my hc)

Secretly loved Aziraphales magician costume (my hc)

The Bentley sometimes gets small yellow bits and he just leaves it (my hc)

Is very jealous of Beelzebub and Gabriel but tries to hide it (my hc)

Sees Muriel as their own child and teaches them about earth (my hc)

Aziraphale:

Agender / Gay / He/They

Huge fan of Taylor Swift, Queen, and The Cardigans

Loves baked goods and is a huge fan of baking shows

Orange cat type of partner

Loves the nickname 'Angel'

He truly loved Crowley back but doesn't' want to admit it due to deep religious trauma

Is a huge people pleaser and was bullied often in heaven

Terrible at making decisions

Eats ice cream when sad

Really regrets leaving Crowley and wants to go back

Most of his decisions made are heavily based on what he thinks Crowley would have wanted hoping somehow Crowley would find out

Very oblivious

Whenever he'd go back to earth and saw black, grey, or red things he would immediately tear up and stare at said object

Hates working in heaven since its too empty ( my hc)

Sometimes gets angels to check in on Crowley (my hc)

His personality becomes much duller in heaven ( my hc)

Hates himself for the fact he didn't kiss Crowley back (my hc)

Beelzebub:

Nonbinary / Pansexual / They/Them, Zi/Zer

Black cat type of partner

Has body dysmorphia

Dresses gender neutral, masc, and fem

Fell for Gabriel almost immediately

Listens to Everyday by Buddy Holly all the time and never gets sick of it

Loves their flies like they were their children

Can't spell for shit

Loves causing drama

Still keeps in touch with Crowley who introduced them to Muriel who quickly grew on them ( Gabriel and Beelzebub become like uncle figures to Muriel since they Crowley is like a parent to them )

Hates hugs except from Gabriel and Muriel ( sometimes )

Eventually tried food and grew a liking towards it, very frequently watched cooking shows ( my hc )

Loves nicknames and comes up with new ones for Gabriel constantly; my sweet, dear, angel, etc (my hc)

Them and Gabriel have a garden together filled with plants that attract flies and just flowers Gabriel finds pretty ( my hc )

Has anger issues ( my hc)

Gabriel:

Trans (FTM) / Gay / He/Him

Loves plushies and owns tons

Also has anger issues but Beelzebub helps him with it

Loves hot coca

Can't be trusted in a kitchen whatsoever so Beelzebub does most of the cooking

Loves cuddling and often clings to Beelzebub

Loves knitted sweaters

He and Beelzebub moved into an apartment on earth

Loves Marvel

His memory is still sometimes slightly foggy and he has trouble remembering things (my hc)

He found out he loves sleeping and takes naps often ( my hc)

Takes Beelzebub on dates often to pubs and cafes ( my hc)

Huge fan of romantics ( my hc)

Goes hot coca tasting with Muriel and Beelzebub sometimes (my hc)

Muriel:

Non Binary / Bisexual / They/Them

Really enjoys Beebadoobee, Mac Demarco, and The Neighborhood

Knits and crochets

Has trauma and is also a people pleaser

Would be shocked if people found them cool

Certain things on earth interest them that most people don't care for

Loves sweet things such as chocolate chip cookies, hot coca, and tea with absurd amounts of honey and sugar

Loves hugs

Was glad to befriend Beelzebub and sees them and like an cool uncle type figure

Becomes close with Nina and Maggie over time and often visits the coffee shop to help out ( my hc )

Somehow meets Eric the disposable demon and forms a quick friendship over how they both feel out of place ( my hc )

Adores the rain ( my hc)

Stargazes with Crowley who tells them about the different constellations (my hc)

Loves ducks like Crowley and goes with him to the park to feed ducks (my hc)

Likes painting Crowley's nails, they painted them yellow one time and it made Crowley cry bc it reminded him of when Aziraphale turned the Bentley yellow (my hc )

Loves learning about different emotions and especially loves the concept of love (my hc)

Eric The Disposable Demon (mainly my headcanons):

Demi-Boy/ Bisexual / They/He

Loves avocado toast

Loves smokey eye makeup looks

Is terrified of Crowley but also looks up to him (my hc)

Finds Muriel very pretty but doesn't feel worthy of being near them sometimes since they're so angelic and hes a demon (my hc)

They like to buy Muriel sweets anytime he visits them (my hc)

Very traumatised and is used to throwing himself towards danger (my hc)

Bonds with Muriel at the same park that Crowley and Aziraphale goes to (my hc)

Asks Crowley for advice sometimes on how to get closer to Muriel (my hc)

Nina:

Female / Lesbian / She/Her

Loves doing latte art

Makes tiktoks sometimes of herself making drinks or doing latte art, mostly to promote the cafe but also for her own enjoyment

Loves 70's and 80's music

Loves ABBA

Her ex partner made her worry over unimportant things constantly

Was sad but relieved when her ex partner broke up with her

Listens to music while cleaning

Black cat type of partner

Watched Stranger Things

Loves halloween and fall

Loves horror movies ( my hc)

Eventually warmed up to Muriel and gives them free food and drinks sometimes since they help around the cafe ( my hc)

Feeds stray cats that live near the cafe (my hc)

Maggie:

Female / Lesbian / She/Her

Loves flowers

Summer is her favourite season

Likes pop music

Golden retriever type partner

Loves sitcoms

Has crocheted stuffies

Has tons of records and plants at home

Goes to the cafe all the time to see Nina

Has a great skin care routine

Loves cats

She taught Crowley about eyeliner and helped him learn to apply it ( my hc)

She loves Muriel and teaches them about different musicians ( my hc)

Really likes Taylor Swift (my hc)

[screamintoad]

Winter Cold

A/n: So Ace x Rory is canon now, we will be forgetting the dark ages of his beginning thank you very much

Ace lends Rory his hoodie and they both have an “Oh.” moment

  Winter has made its blustery cold appearance at Night Raven College and Rory couldn’t hate it more. Usually he would love the cold as he could bundle up in large hoodies and sweaters but, here, he doesn’t have his usual clothes. Or proper heating. So now, Rory is walking around campus and trying to maintain any heat he could with his school jacket tightly wrapped around him.

  He was wrapped up in his thoughts about how to get Crowley to install a proper heater into Ramshackle when he failed to notice Ace quickly turned the corner and ran straight into him.

  The red head scrambled to try and catch the brunette but instead fell with him. They both groaned from the impact, Ace sat up to help Rory. “Should I ask WHY you were running through the halls like a mad man?” Rory reprimanded. Ace held up one of his hands in defense, “I was sent to get groceries by Trey so I wanted to get it done fast. Why were YOU walking and not paying attention?” He grasped Rory’s hand and helped him to his feet.

  “Because I assumed that I wouldn’t have someone run into me.” He replied as he wiped off his jacket. “Why are you wearing the school jacket? It’s freezing out.” Ace wondered. Rory laughed, “Because I don’t have anything else to wear in the cold.” Ace didn’t blink at Rory’s biting tone. “…Sorry.” The other apologized.

  Ace shook his head, “You’re fine.” He pulled his large red hoodie over his head. “What are you doing?! You just commented on how co-“ “Shush. I have another sweatshirt underneath.” With that, Ace pulled his hoodie over Rory’s head and let it sag at his shoulders.

  He grabbed his jacket from his hands and slung it over his shoulders while Rory finished putting it on. “Thank you, it’s pretty warm.” Both the garment and his face were pretty warm. Ace nodded, “Yep, I can’t have you freeze yet. I could fail my classes if you don’t study with me!” 

  The red clothing was already oversized on Ace yet on Rory it seemed even bigger. A couple inches made a big difference.

  Naturally, Rory started walking in the same direction as him. “I’m assuming you want some type of payment? I’ll give it back when we part ways.” Ace shrugged, “Help me carry back the groceries and,” he looked at Rory then quickly darted his eyes down to his hoodie, “keep it until next time…it looks good on you.” He scratched the back of his neck. Rory quirked a brow, “Does it now?” He hid a small smirk. “Red looks good on you!” Ace clarified but his blush wasn’t hiding anything. 

  Rory hid his chuckle behind his hand and.

Oh

Oh.

  Ace grabbed his hand to uncover his mouth, “Stop doing that, don’t cover your face when you’re smiling or laughing. It’s a good thing to be happy and there’s nothing to be ashamed of in letting others see that.” This time neither pulled their hands away as they continued down Main Street.

  All Rory could think was, ‘Oh no.’

Tags: @blood-red-bumblebee @the-rini-rush @moonyasnow @gimmeurmoneyagh @4necdote

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[serious-goose]

crowley: fuck i hate christmas

also, crowley: *helps aziraphale decorate*

also, crowley: *helps ice the gingerbread*

also, crowley: *wears the christmas sweater the angel knit for him*

also, crowley: *ties mistletoe to a fishing pole and saunters around the bookshop*

crowley: oh no ... what's this, angel? mistletoe? oh nooo... i think this means we have to kiss now. oh noo

[aziraphales-library]

Lost Fic #142

1. Hello! Maybe you will be able to help me? I'm searching a fanfic that I read a while ago, but I only remember one scene. Aziraphale and Crowley are in the bookshop, C has past-abuse (by Hell (?) can't remember what). They're starting to be intimate and C assure that A can do anything to him. A is not convinced and say it. They argue a little until A ask C if he would be OK if A hurt C. C's eyes became empty and he turn his head saying "yes, if it's what you want"(Of course, that's not) Thanks ! - anon

2. I'm looking for a fic but the only thing I remember about it is that there's a line where someone calls crowley a "punch-clock demon" and he responds with "actually, I'm salaried". I have no idea about anything about the rest of the fic but that one line was so funny to me that I haven't been able to get it out of my head for months and now I just really want to know what story it came from - anon

3. Hi! First I want to say that I love what you're doing here, helping people find fics and giving recommendations and it's just amazing, thank you. I'm searching for a fic I stumbled upon and read before I had an ao3 account and have never been able to find again. I'm pretty sure it was written in the earlier years, a while before the TV show came out, because I don't remember it having any more recently popular tags. I don't remember the title but I do remember most of what happened in it. Aziraphale was given a, like, new trainee angel, he was a young boy, to "show the ropes" and teach how to be an angel. The new angel just couldn't understand what was going on, there was a lot of frustration with really complicated angelic math problems,  and somehow managed to mess up a miracle so badly it turned into a huge man-eating slime blob, except that instead of eating people everyone it touched turned into, like their opposite self? Something like that? And the rest of it was the characters trying to find and stop this rouge miracle from wreaking havoc. It was incredibly hilarious. Interestingly, it's probably the only fic that I absolutely loved that notably /didn't/ ship aziraphale and Crowley. In fact, aziraphale was shipped with a human guy. Usually I hate that kind of thing in fics but this one was so funny and well done it just worked. Aziraphale got touched by the miracle and suddenly decided he could spread God's love better by going into the porn industry and having sex with various men. XD Meanwhile, Crowley got touched by the miracle and became, like, really nice? Idk I remember that he was wearing a sweater vest or something lol and his apartment was different somehow In the ending, they realized that the miracle had somehow ended up in Hell and were fearing the consequencesIn the beginning, the guy aziraphale was eventually shipped with gave him a kitten, I think, to petsit while the guy went on a trip and aziraphale was less than pleased I think the kitten got turned into a big dog or vice versa probably because the miracle touched it So I know what it's about but not much that would help me find it, much gratitude to you  if you canThanks :) - @aceartistactivist

4. Hello hello! I’ve scoured existing tags, but can’t find the fic I’m looking for. Angst, Aziraphale is Gabriel’s sex slave, he and Crowley become friends through snatched moments on Earth when Aziraphale can break away, Crowley buys Aziraphale books and keeps them safe in his flat for him, they eventually fall in love. Happy ending.  Thank you for any help you can provide! - anon

5. hey y’all! happy new year! i’m looking for a pretty specific fic i can’t track down. it was set in pompeii as the volcano was erupting and crowley and azi were saving people. then they play in a river and maybe there’s wing grooming? it wasn’t illustrated, was one chapter, and was likely rated T or under because I don’t read smut. like i said, super specific but i’ve tried looking everywhere and can’t find it! i figured you lovely people could help. thanks so much! - anon

If you know any of these fics please include the number in your reply! Thank you :)

- Mod D

[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

Stolen Warmth

Stolen Warmth

by Bazzpop00

Demons (who are also sometimes snakes) and cold temperatures do not mix. Crowley has always hated the cold and how it affects him, but now he finds that he doesn’t mind it quite as much as he used to with Aziraphale’s company. Or; Aziraphale leaves his sweater out in the open, ripe for a demon to steal.

Words: 3438, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Snake Crowley (Good Omens), Cold-Blooded Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Has Chronic Pain (Good Omens), Soft Crowley (Good Omens), Soft Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale Takes Care of Crowley (Good Omens), Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Post-Canon, Crowley Has PTSD (Good Omens), mentions of the bookshop fire, Banter

From https://ift.tt/lBWZ6iT https://archiveofourown.org/works/46320700

[koebi-channnn]

Meet Lunette Rêve!

• in Diasomnia

• signature spell: dream of true love (can give people dreams)

• gives people nightmares for Science

• 17

• birthday is January 31 (aquarius)

• 2nd year

• 1/2 moth fae

• antennae

• eyes are completely black

• long wavy brown hair

• always wearing a turtleneck sweater when not in uniform

• probably autistic

• hates Crowley

• has a crush on Azul — very interested in how his mind works like a fae's, and the fact that he has dirt on Crowley

• wants to study him like a bug

• joined the board game club to get closer to him — really only good at chess and checkers

• Azul doesn't mind her because she seems pretty gullible and he figures that'll come in handy for him one day

• Idia is scared of her

• dislikes loud noises (aka Sebek)

• spacey, daydreams a lot

• very academically smart but never knows what's going on

• enneagram 5w4

• types in all lowercase

• talks formally with few contractions

• very hard to fluster

• knows French

• should not be left alone with Rook, for everyone else's sake

• wears glasses (optometrists HATE her)

• loves tea and hot chocolate

• plays piano — she'd love to duet Azul

• zero sense of personal space

• really good at flying but awful at spelldrive

last edited 10/5/24

[mangodestroyer]

I just know Crowley would cherish every little thing Aziraphale gives him. I mean, he keeps his feathers around for crying out loud! He's definitely clingy.

He probably has a whole hoard of stuff Aziraphale has given him over the years. Even though he's otherwise a minimalist who hardly decorates his flat. Yes, even those snek sweaters he pretends are "too demeaning" but actually secretly really loves (because he ends up wearing them for hours on end so it's obvious to Aziraphale that he doesn't hate them).

[crowley-fe11]

A little Ineffable Wives Human AU

You both like Ineffable Husbands, and Ineffable Wives.

Stranger: ((Ineffable Wives / Human AU. Aziraphale has been dating a completely self centered asshole with a bad cheating habit he doesn't even bother to hide. And lately, he's been boasting about how he's going to seduce Crowley, Aziraphale’s best friend. In FRONT OF Aziraphale. Who Crowley is in love with.)) Your prick of a boyfriend is writing creepy comments on my Facebook pictures. Like. For anyone and everyone to see. C

You: Shit. I didn't think he was actually going to do that. A What has he been saying? A

Stranger: Hah! This has you cursing, damn. C

Stranger: Pointing out my tits mostly. C

You: That's it. I'm done. A

I know it's a big ask, but would you mind if I stayed with you for a while? A

Stranger: Oh /please/ do. C

Stranger: I've been preparing for this day. C

You: Great, thank you so much, Crowley. I owe you one. A Would you be able to come pick me up? A

Stranger: Certainly. Want me to wear a sweater? Hide my tits? C

You: He's out with friends at the moment. I'm packing my things now. A It's really up to you, but I think I can be quick. A

Stranger: I'll pick you up topless then. C

You: Ha, very funny. A When would you be able to get here? A

Stranger: Five minutes, I'm already on the way. C

You: Perfect, thank you so much. A I can't even begin to tell you how much I appreciate this. A

You: (A few minutes later) I think I have everything. Though I will warn you that one of these suitcases is going to be extremely heavy. I hope that's alright. A

Stranger: Yeah shouldn't be any trouble. I'm stronger than I look. Probably. I've picked you up before. C

Stranger: Mightve been alcohol strength though. C

You: Oh, good! I couldn't bear to leave any of my books behind. A I suppose I'll see you soon? A

Stranger: Yep, see you very soon angel. C

Stranger: (Paras? I can start us)

You: (Sure! Thank you :) )

Stranger: Crowley was blaring music on the way to fetch Aziraphale, cheering out of her window and scaring people walking by. Today was absolutely perfect, Deadweight would be gone, and she'd have Aziraphale to herself for at least a few days. She screeched to a stop outside, honking once before hopping out. "Angel! Sorry to disappoint, but I had to wear a shirt. Public decency laws and all that. What can I take, everything will fit in the back seat. Probably."

You: One thing was for certain: Aziraphale had been far too patient. Far too forgiving. Something about his recent behaviour flipped a switch in her mind, and she knew it would be best to leave and never turn back. The last bit of kindness she had to give was leaving a terse note for her now-ex before she headed out the door. She was just grateful that even after being the subject of that disgusting behavior, that Crowley was still willing to help her. She'd managed to get both her large suitcases to the pavement by the time Crowley pulled up, and she sighed in relief as soon as she laid eyes on her. "Thank you again. I owe you so many favours," she mentioned as she gave the other a smile. "I'll at least help you with the heavy one."

Stranger: "Bah, don't mention it, angel." She waved her hand nonchalantly, going pink in the face as she lifted up a luggage bag and maneuvered it into the back seat. "I have been eagerly awaiting this day. I actually have supplies..." She climbed into the car again, grabbed a small pack under the seat. "Right! So, we've got spray paint, a glitter bomb, and last, but not least, this!" She pulled out a little odd looking device, maniacally gleeful. "This, angel mine, will blast a really loud noise once a day, but it stops after three seconds so you don't have enough time to find it. Can I please put it under his couch or something?"

You: Aziraphale's eyes widened at the supplies Crowley showed her, blinking for a few moments at just how much her best friend was /prepared/ for all this. "I'd hate to rain on your parade, dear, but I think the spray paint might be a tad bit overkill, depending on what you target. But I think the others could be delightful to work with. In fact, I think I know the perfect place for that noisemaker of yours," she answered with a giddy smile.

Stranger: "Angel, you're absolutely breathtaking when you're being a bastard. Show me, please." She could swoon, fuck she was in love. "We could have a very nice evening making the next week of his life hell. And I know exactly how to keep him away from here longer." Pulling out her mobile, she slung her arm around Aziraphale so she could watch what she was doing. 'Hey, I saw your comments. You should come to mine as soon as possible, bring wine, don't tell Aziraphale. ;)'. "What d'you think. Believable enough? Do remember that he is a complete idiot."

You: "Oh, he'd definitely fall for it," Aziraphale answered. She made her way to one of the framed prints on the wall and she removed it to reveal a hole in the drywall. "One of his friends had a bit much to drink one night when he was over and made this. I cut a deal with him and hid it. I doubt that friend even remembers it's here," she explained with a small smirk as he looked to Crowley. "Do you think that will do?"

Stranger: "Oh that's perfect, you're brilliant. He's going to be living in fear for weeks!" She dropped the enveloped glitter bomb by the door, practically buzzing with how excited she was. "This things got pink glitter too. Because he seems like the type to care about that sort of thing. Why on earth were you with this idiot? I never understood it."

You: "I suppose not having anyone seemed worse than at least having him. But it's definitely not worth it. Especially if he's trying to get with you," Aziraphale sighed. "Not that it would've worked out for him, but that definitely crossed a line for me. I'm just a bit embarrassed it took me this long..."

Stranger: "You should be embarrassed. That was embarrassing." She teased. "And he did get with me, didn't you see my super flirtatious text to him? I mean hubba hubba, who wouldn't want a pathetic, egotistical, cheater."

You: "Well, I appreciate you having my back. I'm not sure I could ever thank you enough," Aziraphale told her with a smile. "I don't suppose you have a plan for when we get to yours?" She asked curiously. After all, if Crowley was this prepared, she must have had some other tricks up her sleeve.

Stranger: Crowley huffed, rolling her eyes. "You won't let me make anything a surprise. I've got your favourite wine, and all your favourite snacks stocked up. And I got a bunch of menus for places nearby we can order from. Whatever you want, my treat."

You: "Crowley! You didn't have to go through all that trouble just for me." Aziraphale would certainly find some way to repay her for all of her kindness, especially for letting her stay, for everything. "You're far too sweet to me..."

Stranger has disconnected.

(If this was you, and/or a lost rp, feel free to reach out <3)

[milfcodeddean]

Rowena and Bobby-John, who is her favorite child ever simply bc shifting into a mini version of her is that endearing.  requested by @deanwinchesterforbatman2k21 for my 300 follower celebration art requests 

[ufofrommarss]

HRRRGGAHEHABTKSNDLSNS SO OKAY ITS YAPPING TIME GUYS

- I love the QPT thing- obviously I see them as romantic idiots head over heels- but I think their affection was so gradual because they were afraid they would scare the other away, until one of them (probably aziraphale) made a proper confession/move and then boom

- Crowley was probably so gradually affectionate/nervous because he’d never really felt affection before, so he gets easily overwhelmed with a lot because he’s an anxious little shit

- Crowley is also like 5’5 (5’8ish with his ‘shoes’) and azirpahale is like 5’10

- They didn’t actually get married or have a wedding or anything since they probably agree the human ceromonies are unnecessary, but instead they gave each other the rings that symbolize each other becaus they’re SAPPY IDIOTS

- Asexual. That is all.

- ALSO CROWLEYS GLASSES COLOR IS NEVER SPECIFIED!! I think he had a whole rainbow of sunglasses- mainly red/black/yellow

- Crowley would be one to get flustered *so* easily. Aziraphale hugs him? Blushing. Aziraphale compliments him? Blushing. Aziraphale gets within thirty goddamn feet of him? BLUSHINNGGGGGGG. Aziraphale thinks it’s so cute so he intentionally riles him up then plays innocent

- Based on the heaven/hell is a no smoking zone thing- neither of them *actually* smoke, Azirpahale doesn’t like the smell and Crowley doesn’t like the taste, but they do it to piss of their respective sides when they go back to them

- They have chickens and ducks at the cottage

- Everyone thinks aziraphale is crowleys sugar daddy- Crowley HATES that and Az thinks it’s funny as fuck

- When they moved to the cottage Crowley started taking after azirpahale and dressing more comfy/casual (and stealing his clothes) so around the house he wears a lot of sweaters and stuff

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I FUCKING VIBRATE TALKING ABOUT THEM anyway back to work bye bye

*breaks down door* BOOK HUSBANDS

Oh no my door- BOOK HUSBANDS!!! Dude omg I've been thinking about them nonstop, here's some ramblings of ideas I have about them:

In my head they're in a sort of QPR, they love eachother but their expression of it has been strained and definitely not typical human romance yk.

After the Armageddindnt, Crowley pushes the boundaries of their relationship and tests what they haven't allowed themselves to have. He's too fearful of the other shoe dropping to do everything he wants to do, but he is definitely being just affectionate enough to drive Aziraphale mad. Aziraphale finally says fuck it and takes that proper leap that Crowley was to scared to take.

In my head Aziraphale taking that leap is what propells them into being openly affectionate and eventually getting a cottage ehehe

I adore Crowley and Aziraphale being simultaneous cowards and brave in opposite ways. Crowley taking the first step but too nervous to push further than that, meanwhile Aziraphale will stall that first step forever before absolutely barreling through. Just them being equal and opposite in the best ways to balance eachother out <3

I also think about how Crowley was So Terrified when Adam saw through him.... just like, him knowing he's good and kind and loves an angel and is so so scared of anyone knowing. But when Aziraphale points out that he's good he doesn't do anything other than kvetching a bit.

Also also also auhg.!! When Aziraphale runs into the bookshop and leaves Crowley at the car and it says "Crowley suddenly felt very alone" (or somth I can't remember exactly) that shit broke my heart!!!!

They're their only freinds and people they can trust and they love eachother so much and I need them to live happily ever after in a cottage

I've had an idea for what s2's plot events might look like in the book universe and I fear it will be stuck in WIP hell forever and ever along with my other few fics I've tried to write 😔

What are some of your fav book husbands things?? I adore all you art of them, btw!! It's always so sweet :-)

[writingfool001]

Our Little Secret

Author’s Note: This prompt reminded me of someone’s Malleus x reader quote where the shirt that Malleus wore said, I’m cute, while Reader's/MC’s said, “I’m fucking cute.” Malleus thought it was an emphasis on his lover’s cuteness, but it wasn’t. I thought about that while writing this.  

Prompt: Reader's mom/dad/parent gives reader and Twist Character very cheesy, matching shirts/sweaters/scarfs. Twist Character does their very best to pretend that they love it.

Pairing: Epel X Gn! Reader

Warning: Fluff, gn! Reader, 2nd POV, Short

You were going about your day as you would on the Felmier farm which you were happy at the Felmier farm, carrying a crate of apples back to the house. You decided to spend your summer with Epel and getting to know more about his family as well as seeing Epel without having to worry about Vil being around.  

His family was very welcoming when you both showed up on the first day and were interested in getting to know about you. They heard so much about you from Epel and heard about some of the things you did. They thanked you for looking out for Epel and wanted to get to know you more.

Within the first week, you learned more about Epel from his family and some embarrassing childhood stories while Epel tried to stop them. You reassured him that his younger self was cute and told him some of your embarrassing childhood moments when it was just you two. You had to adjust to the sleep schedule, but it wasn’t too hard, considering you spent many hours not sleeping due to Crowley.

Speaking of Crowley, you got a package from him with a note that said that he got a shirt from Sam and thought about Epel and you. You pulled out the two shirts, laying them on the bed, and immediately cringed at what it said on them but laughed a bit as well once you read what they said.

“What did Crowley send you?” Epel came in before putting down new sheets on the bed.

“Crowley sent us shirts,” You laughed a bit before handing him one, “They’re bad.”

“They can’t be that bad...” He stared at it before cringing hard, causing you to resist the urge to laugh.

“You don’t have to wear it,” You reassure him as you watch his left eye twitch. “We can send them back or get rid of them, saying they got lost or damaged.”

“No. No. No, I’ll try it on,” He went into the bathroom as you sat on the bed before you started to scroll through your phone a bit then heard the door open. A smile immediately decorated your face as you saw your boyfriend, standing in the bathroom doorway, while being a bit flushed. His expression showed something opposite of yours, officially done with the shirt.

“You didn’t have to put it on,” You reminded him before getting up and kissing his cheek. “But it is quite striking on you.”

“Can we please not wear this around my family, who knows what they may not say. I’m not embarrassed of our relationship, but I absolutely hate this shirt.” He sighed, relaxing against you.

“It’s okay to not to like the shirt, I just want one pic of us both, that’s it.” You asked, hopefully convincing him for one picture.

He agreed, after a while, and you both posed in front of your camera with the horrible shirts that Crowley sent. You promised Epel that you would keep it private to yourself and tell Crowley that the shirts got lost on the way back. His family asked what got sent to you and you just told them that it was just some clothes as well as some other misalliances stuff.

Every now and then, you look at the same picture of you two whenever you need a small pick me up through the day. He gets a little flustered whenever you quietly bring it up between you two before silencing you with a kiss on the lips.

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Custody War Part 2

Part 1

Phillip had slept in Yuu's room the whole night. He didn't feel good leaving Yuu alone in her room. He put a pillow between him and Yuu to make sure they didn't get entangled. Occasionally waking up to make sure no one from NRC was visiting Yuu in the middle of the night. The sun peers through the window again, and Phillip wakes up.

"Should I wake Yuu up, or should I let her sleep?" Phillip ponders, looking at the sleeping Yuu.

Yuu turns towards Phillip and smiles a bit.

"The water feels so good..." Yuu mumbles, making Phillip giggle.

Yuu wakes up and sees Phillip smiling.

"Hi, why are you up so early?" Yuu asks, getting up and placing a sleeping Grim on her lap.

"I just woke up. Wanna come to breakfast with me?" Phillip asks, getting out of bed.

"Sure, besides, I wanna see what this school offers," Yuu replies, moving Grim to her pillow.

Yuu puts on a navy blue shirt, white sweatpants, and white sneakers and heads to the cafeteria. When she gets there, the smell of fruit and eggs fills her senses. When she comes in, whispers fill the room.

"Why don't you sit down next to Neige? I'll get you food and meet you there," Phillip says, kissing Yuu's hand.

Yuu walks to Neige and sits next to him, figuring out what to do with herself. Neige excitedly turns to Yuu and asks her questions about Royal Sword Academy and Vil.

"So, what's like at NRC?!" Neige asks, getting close to Yuu.

Yuu thinks about the answer and begins to wail.

"AAAHHAA! It's so stressful! I've been put in danger and almost killed four times already! The most recent time, the vice house warden overblotted and threw my friends and me to the ends of the desert!" Yuu wails, tears becoming a waterfall. "Then-then-then the headmaster wouldn't even help because he was on vacation and wouldn't answer his phone!"

Neige hugs Yuu while the boy with a pink sweater from the picnic hands her a handkerchief.

"I'm sick of fighting for my life every day!" Yuu cries, dabbing her tears with the handkerchief.

Phillip puts down Yuu's food and looks at the teary-eyed Yuu.

"No lady should be treated like that. From now on, you won't be lifting a finger unless you want to. You're in full relaxation mode!" Phillip says, wiping away Yuu's tears.

Phillip cuts Yuu's food up and feeds it to her. Meanwhile, the other students begin to wonder what is happening at NRC.

~~~~~~

"Malleus, how could you get caught?" Headmage Crowley asks, wondering what went wrong with his plan.

"I was captured and tied up with iron ropes. The guys had swords!" Malleus explains, rubbing his discolored arms caused by the ropes.

"We must get revenge for Waka-sama!" Sebek declares, clenching his fists.

"Agreed! I propose we storm their castle and take Yuu back ourselves!" Lilia says, thinking of an army to use. "We could use Coach Vargas and the most athletic people in the school."

"That's the perfect people for the job. Luckily, all the most athletic people are in PE class right now. I'll tell them to head to Royal Sword Academy and rescue Yuu," Crowley says, vanishing to the sports field.

~~~~~

Coach Vargas dresses up in his beast costume and leads a couple of students to the sports field of Royal Sword Academy. There they see Yuu among the other students doing a couple of laps.

"As much as I hate exercising, jogging is pretty relaxing," Yuu says, keeping up with Phillip.

"I know, right! Jogging makes me feel refreshed in the mornings! I'm glad you decided to join us," Phillip responds, smiling at Yuu.

Multiple screams arise as a human-sized beast comes out with several NRC students, including Jack. The beast heads straight for Yuu, and everyone begins to run away.

"Why does this keep happening to me?!" Yuu cries, running even faster and looking back to see if the beast is catching up.

Phillip grabs Yuu's hands and runs towards the gym doors with Yuu. The beast begins to catch up to Yuu and jumps for her, only to be tackled by Coach Adam. Phillip pushes Yuu to the ground to protect her and the land on top of each other. Coach Adam pulls the beast head off and is surprised to find Coach Vargas inside.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Coach Adam yells, shaking Coach Vargas.

"Headmaster Crowley asked us to come over here and bring Yuu back. If you would kindly hand her back, we would appreciate it," Coach Vargas replies, standing up.

Yuu's vision becomes black in some spots, and she feels lightheaded.

"You guys, Yuu doesn't look too good," Jack says, looking at Yuu.

Yuu collapses, and Phillip catches her just in time. Everyone rushes to Yuu, and Coach Adam puts a finger on her neck.

"Someone call 911!" Coach Adam yells, trying to wake Yuu up. "Yuu! Yuu, can you hear me?"

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Part 3

[pineapple-coco]

Twisted wonderland x Alchemist Mc

Mc is from the same world of Fullmetal Alcemist: Brotherhood and fought during the promise day. Mc has saw truth by trying to bring their older brother back from the dead, he studied alchemy and ended up killing himself after finding out the truth about the philosopher stone. Mc can use sapphire fire alchemy (their brothers work) and lost their right arm.

———

Mc cleaned ramshackle in a day, with just clapping their hands and doing some alchemy.

Crowley: Yuu... is this the same dorm I gave to you!?!

Mc: Yeah, I just used some alchemy to fix it up and all.

Crowley: I could use this to make the whole school shine better then RSA!

Mc: Not a chance am I doing that for you.

Crowley: I will not not give you any extra cash.

Mc: This is abuse of power.

———

Alchemy class is confusing for them as all they do is potions and understand the laws of it. Mc just sleeps through the whole class as they already know everything about it.

Crewel: Ok so dose anyone know the laws of equivalent exchange.

Mc: Mankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return.

Crewel: Good puppy! See maybe I should make everyone stay for extra lessons as it seems to be working.

Mc: Nah it didn’t work at all, in my world I am an alchemist so I already know the rules.

———

People finding out about Mc having automail and having them freak out.

Mc: It’s so hot in this gash darn room! *takes off sweater and gloves to be in a tank top*

Deuce: Y-Yuu! What happened to your arm?!

Mc: Oh... I committed a taboo among alchemy.

Ace: So committing this taboo gives you a cool metal arm?

Vil: No you potatoes! Yuu tried human transmutation and saw truth!

Mc: As punishment of doing it I lost my arm... to make it worst I was just 10 years old when I did it knowing it was wrong.

Rook: You must have tried to bring someone you love very much back to life.

Mc: Some other alchemist who committed the taboo found out it really wasn’t the person they were trying to bring back... mine was the same.

Kalim: That must feel bad suffering for someone else you didn’t want to bring back.

Mc: No I am happy as I didn’t make my brother die twice and the pain I went through is what I needed to move on from his death.

Vil: Strong words for a potato, now everyone back to work!

———

Mc having interesting conversation with diasomnia.

Sebek: Human! We will be needing your help.

Mc: What do you need my help with homunculus?

Sebek: I am not a homunculus!

Mc: Yeah I don’t think anyone beside a homunculus would look down upon humans!

*Tea with Diasomnia*

Lilia: Mc why do you hate being called human when that what you are?

Mc: Oh you see in my home country the king was a homunculus that was just going to use the whole kingdom as a giant sacrifice for a philosopher stone!

Malleus: So you were stuck knowing what was going to happen.

Mc: Only some of us knew but we did what we could and took them all down including the master mind of who they called father.