#crowley fo3

[ghoulfuckersincorporated]

What ghouls would be into thighs? Maybe they got asked tits, ass, or thighs, or maybe something else 👀

I enjoy these "ranking" type questions; I think they're a good little thought exercise and they're much easier to keep brief. Plus, they're a good excuse to brush up on some of the lesser-discussed characters.

Ranking Ghouls' Favorite Body Part (Partner)

Tits: Ahzrukhal, Doctor Barrows, Gob, Quinn, Roy Phillips (also really likes hair), Grecks, Arlen Glass, Eddie Winter, Ham

Ass: Murphy, Patchwork, Desmond Lockheart, Snowflake (also a huge sucker for a pretty face), Raul Tejada, Harland, Kyle Edwards, Dean Domino (also thighs and legs, big into lips), Edward Deegan, Hancock, Cooper Howard

Thighs: Crowley, Winthrop, Andy Scabb (wants to bite a chunk out of them), Rotface, the Vault-Tec Rep (ties with ass)

Other: Charon (belly or skin overall), Barrett (hair, especially longer hair), Hadrian (feet), Jason Bright (lips), Joshua Graham (belly/hips), Kent Connolly (hands), Wiseman (neck/shoulders), Captain Zao (hips)

[valen-dreth]

ur just a little hater

[everydayyoulovemeless]

Day 7: One For The Road ↠ Mr. Crowley

➼ Word Count » 0.6k ➼ Warnings » None ➼ Genre » Platonic ➼ A/N » I actually didn't know this was a character until I started this event

The Underworld always smelt of flesh and self-pity, and if it weren't for the jobs that many of the ghouls always had for you, you would've been out of there a long time ago.

Now was no different as you sat at Ahzrukhal's dirty bar, choking down whatever he decided was good enough to serve, and counting the caps you'd made this time around. It hadn't been that much, only enough for a drink and maybe a round of ammo, but it was easy work, so you couldn't complain.

As long as these ghouls kept giving you jobs to do, you'd live a relatively comfortable life. Even if it smelt horrible.

"You, again? What're ya' here for now?" Crowley asked dryly as he came to sit beside you in the Ninth Circle.

His tone was unwelcoming and slightly disgusted at the prospect of seeing you again, but there was a hint of curiosity that wasn't lost on you.

"What? Can't just be here for the sake of it?" You teased, moving your hand scoop your caps back into you bag and to brush a bit of dust off the bar counter, earning you a glare from Ahzrukhal.

"No one's just here for the sake of it, kid." He said, "Spit it out, who's got you working."

"No one," You insisted, "I'm just dropping supplies off for Winthrop. Jobs have been low recently. No one's been needing anything done."

"That's not true," Ahzrukhal said, forcing his way into your conversation, "I've got a few things you can to do for me."

You waved you hand dismissively, "No thanks, you hardly ever pay. Besides, I'm looking for customers, not to be your accomplice."

He only shrugged in response, wiping his hands off on a rag before moving to attend to another one of his patrons.

"Well, ain't that a shame." Crowley said in mock sympathy.

Mr. Crowley couldn't give less of a shit about you. He couldn't give less of a shit about anyone, as far as you were aware. But he still flocked to you like a fly whenever you were in the vicinity. It was sweet in it's own way. Made you feel like he cared, even if it was only a little bit.

You had helped him out once before with his weird revenge plot against the ones who turned him into a ghoul, but hadn't talked much to him since. He was an antisocial old man, but at least the pay was somewhat decent. And at least he was reasonable with what he wanted done.

"I might have job." He began, cradling the bourbon in his hand, "I'll pay you 500 if your successful."

"Deal." You agreed, a little to quickly in your opinion but you were a tad desperate for money after the shortage of jobs you hadn't been receiving.

He let out an airy chuckle, "Let me buy you a drink then." He said, "Just a little somethin' from me before I send you off."

Ahzrukhal seemed visibly annoyed as he walked over to the two of you again, but he poured the drink nonetheless, only grunting when you thanked him.

"Cheers, then?" The ghoul said, leaning his glass towards your own slightly.

You obliged, clinking your own glass against his excitedly. You'd only picked up one job, but you supposed it was better than just wandering the wasteland aimlessly, looking for authentic work for you to complete.

You elbowed him friendlily, "So, you gonna tell me what the job is or do I just have to guess?"

"I've got a few names that eh... I need gone."

You sighed, "Just give me the list before I go."

[acorncoffeeformysweetheart]

would love to see mister crowley from fo3! 💚

The guy definitely has style!

[jasperatemyburger]

Hello! Welcome to my fandom side blog

Casual game and show hyperfixation side blog. Expect alot of fanart and shitpost reblogs and occasional screenshots. I'm not very good with tagging so things may be a bit sporadic, sorry :<

My Screenshot/Playthrough Post Tags BG3 Tag - Ogz Approved (general tag), Certified Ogz Moment (Ogz) Skyrim Tag - Skyrim Shenanigans (Skyrim tag), Jasper Dwale (or For You I would) (Dragonborn Campaign), Socks and Sandals (Virtuous Campaign and Dark/Evil Campaign), Dak Je & Thorn (Side Campaigns), Modded FYIW (Modded Campaigns) Fallout Tag - Spiked Knuckles (general tag), Binni Odapo (Binni Odapo FO:NV), Happy Face (Happy FO4), Cherry Bomb (Cherry FO3)

(Other - Columbo Reblogging, Stardew Valley, Stargate Reblogging, Star Wars Reblogging, Flight Rising, MLP/My Little Pony, Hitman/Agent 47, DPN, Danganranpan)

~ General PC/MC information ~

Jasper Dwale - Dragonborn, Wood Elf, Chaotic Neutral ~ Socks Ashwood - Redguard, Mara Champion, Lawful Good (the fucked up kind) ~ Li Ashwood - Redguard, Vampire, Lawful Evil ~ Dak Je & Thorn - Dark Elf and Orc, The Companions, Neutral Good

Binni Odapo - Courier 6, Human, Lawful Good (the cool kind)

Happy Crowley - Sole Survivor, Human, Chaotic Good

Charlie "Cherry Cola" Neeson - Lone Wanderer, Human, True Neutral

Ogz V - Tav, Dragonborn Bard/Monk, Chaotic Good

I'd add OCs, but then we'd be here all day. My main blog is infernal-jokesses! Anyways thanks for reading and enjoy jasper-ate-my-fucking-burger!

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

I know it’s just glitched ownership markers but every time I find an [OWNED] bed with no sign of NPCs nearby or a random object in the middle of NOWHERE wasteland is marked as A) Steal I just

[bp-in45]

[Part 1]

[shitty-fallout-art]

Can I get headacanons for how the companions (FO4) and ghouls (FO3) will propose?

for you, of course.

Extravagate measures, only the best for the happiest moment of both of your lives. Plans months, maybe even years in advance. An entire day is spent leading up to the moment, and its that drive to commit to every little detail that shows them that you are the one for them:

-Hancock, Snowflake, Codsworth, Tulip, Greta, Deacon.

More on the casual side of bringing it up beforehand and emphasizing the trust between you two rather than the romantism in the action. Perhaps a bit more on the traditional side. Estimated to happen but still a nice surprise when it does:

-Curie, Maccready, Carol, Doc Barrows, Gob, Nick Valentine, Piper, Winthrop.

Very much a serious and preplanned discussion between you too. No just asking out of the blue for your hand in marriage, but spending a very long time talking about yourselves and your wants and your possible future together. It might sound boring on paper, but its most honest and tender you've ever been with each other, and its a conversation that builds your relationship up stronger than ever:

-Danse, Charon, X6-88, Strong, Cait, Longfellow, Preston, Willow, Crowley.

Spur of the moment. The flames are hot and they are addicted to it. They never wanted something so much and so badly, and it can be very early or very late into your relationship when they ask. Its impulsive and raw, but they aren't doing it out of foolishness. They feel something strong and want it to come to fruition as soon as possible:

-Cait, Ahzrukhal, Quinn, Patchwork, Nurse Graves.

[headcanonsforcompanions]

ooo can u do a moodboard for Mister Crowley from fo3, with keys as a minor theme if possible? :0c

I’m so sorry this isn’t that great… But I tried my best, and here it is

[ghoulfuckersincorporated]

The ghouls' favorite sex position hc?🤔

Oooh, this one was fun. It also took more thought than I'd initially assumed. Eager to discuss what you guys think. I'd do a follow-up for the ladies if asked!

Also, I hope this goes up okay because we're getting hit by yet another blizzard with crazy wind and our wifi shit the bed just as I was about to post.

Ranking Ghouls' Favorite Sex Positions:

Missionary: Ahzrukhal (likes the forced intimacy of it), Doctor Barrows (but with a lot of pinning, more like a reverse prone bone), Quinn (any position with a lot of kissing, really), Hadrian, Wiseman, Tommy Lonegan, Captain Zao (doesn't have much interest in "creative" positions)

Doggy: Crowley, Murphy, Desmond Lockheart, Dean Domino (though anything where he can bend you over works fine), the Vault-Tec Rep

Prone Bone: Roy Phillips (also likes missionary, but only with someone he has feelings for/wants to share deeper intimacy with), Patchwork, Andy Scabb, Arlen Glass (a sweeter version than the others)

Cowgirl (AKA riding): Barrett, Gob, Raul Tejada (reverse), Jason Bright, Eddie Winter (purely because it minimizes the amount of work he has to put in), Ham (reverse), Hancock (though what he likes about it is how easy it is to toss you down and convert it to missionary when he feels like it)

Spooning Position: Winthrop, Kyle Edwards, Kent Connolly

Other: Charon (Pole Position: see glossary), Snowflake (anything in front of a mirror), Harland (V for Victory: see glossary), Grecks (Lap Dance: see glossary), Rotface (Ballet Dancer: see glossary), Edward Deegan (Standing Dragon: see glossary), Cooper Howard (Bicycle: see glossary)

*"The Pole Position": a modified reverse cowgirl where the penetrating partner bends one of their legs as they lie on their back to allow the receiving partner to rub against their thigh as they bounce up and down. Provides extra stimulation and stability to the receiving partner and a good view from the back for the penetrating partner.

*"The V for Victory": a modified missionary where the receiving partner lies on their back and raises their legs. The penetrating partner holds their legs up, spread in a "V" formation, during the intercourse. Allows for extra deep penetration.

*"The Lap Dance": a modified cowgirl where the penetrating partner sits up on the edge of the bed or in a chair and the receiving partner sits in their lap, facing them. Very intimate, allows for lots of kissing. Comfortable for very long sessions or a slow pace.

*"The Ballet Dancer": a standing or mostly standing position where the receiving partner wraps their leg around the penetrating partner's hip. Ideal for tight quarters, quickies with a lot of kissing.

*"The Standing Dragon": a modified doggy style where the receiving partner rests on all fours on the edge of the bed while the penetrating partner stands behind them. Allows the penetrating partner to use their knees to squeeze the receiving partner's thighs closer together, increasing the stimulation they receive.

*"The Bicycle": a modified missionary where the receiving partner lies flat on a bed/table/counter/etc. while the penetrating partner stands over them. Mostly appealing for the view, especially of the actual penetration.

[valen-dreth]

For the underworld ghouls or even the ghouls at the Slog (add some more to the mix) what are their bad habits or some negative traits?

YAAAAAAYY i had fun w this thank u so much 🌈 threw in a few extras

ahzrukhal - wheow where to even begin. nitpicky clean freak but only in his immediate area otherwise he cannot be bothered with mess, picks up cups by the inside whenever posible, VERY averse to coughing near him < generally kind of petty bc he knows he can get away with it, SMUG, he drinks on tha job more than he probably SHOULD, the whole deal w charon, doesnt like getting his own hands dirty most ideal if he can pin the blame on someone else, laughs at his own jokes, grinds his teeth, dirty liar, covetous, misogynist, HOWEVER lesbians seem to like him (me an sydney fo3), i think he ate a guy onces,

barrows - i do see him as a bit of a sicko but he doesnt really realize it. dark sense of humor it is NOT always appropriate for tbe situation at hand, can come off as cold or cruel. he likes to debate and will not admit to being wrong

carol - bites her nails crazy style, apologizes Too much, putting others before herself..... she does have a bit of a catty and rude side too, snippy when shes tired

crowley - no 1 underworld complainer 1 year running and he's going for a second....... really negative outlook he is very vocal about, rude, ungrateful, argumentative. pushes people away even when they like, Do genuinely care. sad! super not emotionally with it, denies that he's an alcoholic. suuuper stubborn. holds grudges till he will die

graves - she leaves the terminal on all night it drives barrows insane. takes gum out of her mouth and stretches it and chews it again < disgostang. she gets frustrated easily, starts and gives up on projects easily

greta - very blunt, overly defensive of her loved ones n possessive of carol iirc.... the former reigning champion of no 1 underworld complainer title, loves to ignore customers to go take a smoke break, terrible cook, HUUUUUGE gossip

griffon - he's just pathetic really....... um. acts without thinking, really really good at pissing people off but not always intentionally. talks in circles, contradicts himself if he realizes he's wrong trying to come out on top. he oversleeps and overthinks

patches - besides the drinking and his physical bodily condition by far his worst habit is stashing things in weird places and forgetting. YEARS down the line he remembers something and cant find <ahah i do that. also i notice he steals snowflakes bed all the timeeeee

quinn - he tends to ramble. not that bad. leaves his shoes on and tracks dirt inside

snowflake - spacey, even without the jet habit. will forget what theyre talkin about mid-sentence.

tulip - her only flaw was ever caring too mucch. also bites her nails/lips/inside of her mouth i guess

willow - she loves playful teasing but can go too far. sarcastic, will always insist to do something herself over someone else offering to do it for her

winthrop - has a hard time telling people no. puts other peoples' needs before his own, lets work get in the way of taking care of himself. needs like a weeks vacation really

TENPENNY TOWER

roy philips - well he's just the worst of the bunch as he was a cop prewar. temds toward speaking over people. takes credit for others' ideas, generally acts without thinking

bessie lynn - alsooo apologizes too often, veey little confidence in herself and defers too easily to other people. non-confrontational to a fault

michael - hes just old. loves to point out the obvious, tho if u get him going abt somwthing he's well-versed in he's a bit pretentious and uses Too much technical jargon

SLOG

wiseman - i think when he's done talking he just walks away no goodbye or nothin...... early riser and doesnt really pay attention to Not waking other people up

deirdre - she's sarcastic and slog's no 1 complainer but she's like. not even that bad. loves to gossip with the girls

holly - she Does tend to make epic social blunders and she feels really really bad abt it after. it's never on purpose, she just says the wrong thing at the absolute wrong time

arlen - he'll ask you to repeat what you just said and forget to listen. be patient with him hes just old

[whispelanix]

I’m so upset at my progress in FO3 because first I take the key from Dave for Crowley so now I can’t upset the balance of election votes in his stupid little Dave town and now I realized that you can’t go back on telling Ahzrukhal you’ll kill Greta while you round up caps instead and I saved over that game WEEKS ago. I don’t wanna kill Greta damnit I want her to continue living life as the jealous stepmum she is.

[indigoninja]

now im thinking of booting up fo3 again and then loading to waaaaaay back when i was doing the question “you gotta shoot em in the head” for crowley in underworld

[ghoulfuckersincorporated]

Follow up question:

Best ghoul dads...like LITERAL dads vs the ones that ran off and were later hunted down and castrated (by mama or her now grown up half-ghoul baby) and their dick turned into the centerpiece to a rather fetching crown...

This is a follow up to this post about how a big handful of ghouls would react to being told you're pregnant. Since this is something that can be slightly more generalized between people, I figured I'd answer this question like I answered the dick size question and cover all the ghouls I can think of. I've broken them up into a few categories. Thanks for reading!

Ranking Ghouls by Fatherhood Ability

Best Dad Ever, such a good dad that it makes you feel insecure about your own parenting skills: Gob, older John Hancock, Edward Deegan, Cooper Howard (who's cheating because he's got over a decade of experience being a dad already)

A Very Good Dad, tries hard but occasionally makes mistakes: Doctor Barrows, Quinn, Winthrop, Raul Tejada, Rotface, The Vault-Tec Rep, Ham

Emotionally Distant, But Loving: Roy Philips, Joshua Graham, Charon, Kyle Edwards, Arlen Glass (still mourns the daughter he's lost), Kent Connolly

Well-Meaning, Makes Terrible Choices: Barrett, Desmond Lockheart, Grecks

Physically Present, But That's About It: Crowley, Murphy, Tommy Lonegan

Best Dad Ever*** (only if the child turns out to be special/talented/useful to them and not for a moment longer): Ahzrukhal, Andy Scabb, Dean Domino

Straight Up Deadbeat: Patchwork, Harland, Jason Bright, Eddie Winter, young John Hancock

[ghoulfuckersincorporated]

This was quite literally the interaction that inspired this thought, lmfao.

The incredibly obvious stratification of the dialogue options in Fallout 3 into "nice, neutral, rude" absolutely kills me. It's entirely unsubtle...which, to be fair, makes it kinda hilarious sometimes.

NPC: "Hey, I have this thing I need to do. If you help me, maybe I'll help you. What do you say?"

- Response Option 1: Of course! You don't even have to ask. I would literally jump off a bridge if you told me to because I was, basically, born yesterday. - Response Option 2: Sure. - Response Option 3: How dare you speak to me, you [redacted series of slurs]? I'm going to rob you, shoot you between the eyes, and leave your fetid corpse for the radroaches and your [longer redacted series of slurs] mother to find.

[valen-dreth]

i dunno why but as a kids playing fo3 i thought crowley was like Bad like he was the Bad Guy for the quest and that getting the armor yourself was the good option but as an adult im like man he kinda deserves the armor, he's a little bit of an asshole but yknow that's literally everyone in the wasteland almost

i think really he did nothing wrong and yiou should sooooo give him the armor

in the end he WAS right abt killing tenpenny also. and dave. and d