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I'm not sure if you've answered this before or touched on the subject, my apologies if you have, but would a condom help protect you from most of the radioactivity of ghoul semen? Just a thought, because I've noticed a lot writers use Rad-X or RadAway as a catch-all to safe(ish) ghoul sex; whereas some say there's still damage to be done even with these. But have we considered a condom?!
WARNING: YET ANOTHER RANT ABOUT GHOUL CUM IMMINENT, BRACE FOR IMPACT
And thanks for the ask, Anon. I really do enjoy these ghoul biology questions.
I have touched on the effects of ghoul semen on humans before, largely in this post, but I didn't elaborate much on condom usage. We endorse safe sex here, but...well, let's just say there's a lot more demand for portraying no-condom fucking than there is for the opposite. For this reason, at least personally, I usually just use Rad-X and Radaway as a sort of catch-all since it's basically in-game magic. Plus, my readers yearn for the c r e a m p i e aspect of it all.
Besides, if I'm honest, I'm not convinced that a condom would be of all that much use when fucking a ghoul, at least an older ghoul.
I spent some time browsing through a few research papers and articles about how gamma radiation affects various materials to give a 'not completely bullshit' answer to this. I know a fair amount about how radiation can impact the body, but relatively little about how it can impact non-biological material. Turns out, it's quite hard on most things! Shocker!
I think the biggest determining factor about whether or not a condom would provide you any actual protection with a ghoul lover would be the age and transformation status of the ghoul. I've mentioned before how I theorize that they become more radioactive over time, even if they never enter a more advanced stage of ghoulification, like becoming a glowing one.
A newly-transformed ghoul would likely both have lower levels of radiation in their bodily fluids AND no sperm (as I elaborated on in my post about ghoul-fathered pregnancy), so a condom would really only provide protection from the mild damage and irritation that prolonged or repeated exposure to low-level rads would cause your vaginal/anal/oral tissue. Not to say that isn't helpful! No one really likes the idea of being all raw from mild radiation burns inside them, and sometimes you just wanna go a half-dozen rounds with your high-stamina lover with no stress. Besides, if you're not a ghoul yourself, less overall radiation exposure is an unquestionable good.
Older ghouls (and obviously those who are in more advanced stages of ghoulification), being more radioactive overall in this scenario, also have much more radioactive fluids. Obviously anyone who is pre-war would fall under this category, but frankly anyone who has been a ghoul for more than a few decades is probably gonna be pretty "hot" overall. Low rad-resistance/low endurance folks may need to strongly consider alternative forms of intercourse, especially if Rad-X and Radaway aren't available or sufficient. With partners like this, the condom keeping the semen confined inside it means it's effective in stopping things that have to actively work to infect you (sperm, viruses/bacteria, etc.), but radiation doesn't work like that. It can easily impact you negatively if you're simply close enough to the source of it without any direct contact. If I wrapped a polonium core in a condom and shoved it inside you, you would still get incredibly sick and burned, and I think essentially the same would apply to telling your older ghoul partner to use extant barrier contraception (condoms, diaphragms, cervical caps, etc.). Honestly, if they have a high enough rad level, they may just literally melt straight through whatever you're using.
It is possible that ghoul-friendly contraception could be created, at least in my opinion. But it would be complicated and difficult to find something that "ticks all the right boxes", per se. For obvious reasons, you wouldn't want a lead wool diaphragm or a cadmium-lined condom or anything like that. I understand there are a lot of different polymers/plastics that are resistant to radiation, and I'm sure that some of them are made of components that wouldn't necessarily be harmful to have inside you, especially since some of them are used to manufacture things like radiation PPE (personal protective equipment like gowns/gloves/shields/radiation blankets/etc.). However, I don't have a broad enough understanding to say for sure whether or not any of these polymers would make for the sort of material you could manufacture physical/barrier contraception from. I have a degree in a biology-heavy STEM field and not a pure-chemistry STEM field for a reason. Either way, I feel like it might be a little hard to get your hands on material like that, at least consistently, 200+ years after a nuclear apocalypse, unless you could find a way to freshly manufacture it. If you're going older in terms of your search for a ghoul partner, you're probably better off sticking to Rad-X and Radaway, overall.
If I, personally, were president in the Fallout universe, whatever funds that were earmarked for scientific research would be reallocated to figuring out how to mass-produce and distribute a ghoul-friendly form of contraception. I think it would be a great healing step for what remains of America if all the ghouls and all the smoothskins could get in a big pile and just fuck it out. Vote for me.
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Think I'm pretty -John Price NSFW
Hello, I would like to make a request, please? Court AU/ Lawyer AU Lawyer!Fem!Reader x Lawyer!Price (both as opposition) - they both in court debating over a minor case (gaz+ Soap vs neighbour) - reader representing neighbour whilst price representing soap, debating about noise policies Sorry if this idea is a bit jumble up / difficult. 😅 But tqsm!!! 🫡🫡🫡✊✊🥺 ---- F!Reader, 18+, MDNI, smut, lawyer!Price, Lawyer!Reader, oral!sex, cheating ----
A/N: I know there was no smut requested but my mind immediately needed it..sorry<3
The room is silent. Everyone in the room standing up. Both sides do not dare to look at the other. You sigh as everyone gets ordered to sit down. You, a successful lawyer and your opponent John Price have always had trouble getting along, not just because he always disagrees with you, even outside of court but also because of how cocky he is. Today, as you see him back in court, he gives you a smirk. Oh, how you wish to win this case.
"John Mactavish and Kyle Garrick versus George Allen and others." The woman so softly speaks. "Neighbourhood guidelines about noise policies in a private community, this case will be dealt with by Lord Edward." You prepare your files in hand and when the time begins, you speak up. "Judge and jury, today, we are here for the case these young and immature men have caused. The community in which both live in has already received calls upon calls for the disturbance of these two young men," you begin.
For nearly 20 minutes after your and Price's opening statements, the problem became worse. Both MacTavish and Garrick began to get louder, pointing fingers at your client. You would occasionally roll your eyes and cover your smile when you'd see Price get frustrated over his client's words.
Maybe, after all, you'd win this one.
"No, what I'm saying is, if this absolute fookin' idiot understood how speakers and parties work, we wouldn't be here!" Kyle stands up and Price has to force him to sit back down.
Your client keeping calm, just like you had ordered them to. It's easy. These two guys are showing the court how bad of neighbours they can be and before you knew it, the men whom you stood upon, sighed as once again MacTavish cussed your client.
"Here's what we'll do, and Price, keep your clients shut or they will hurt themselves more," a deep sigh, "Y/N, your client is in the right. The papers and signatures are on file. Price, your clients are meant to keep quiet, not have a rave in their backyard. If there is one more complaint, the community in which both parties are a part of, can and will have the right to hand MacTavish and Garrick an eviction notice. Y/N, your client shan't step into their yard and if it does happen, MacTavish and Garrick can receive a restraining order against Mr. Allen."
It was clear this was a long one for the court to hear.
After the trial though, the two men Price represented were told to leave before your client saw them again. It was better this way.
You shook Price's hand, and he nodded at you and smiled. "You look rather beautiful today," he says in such a soft tone that makes him appear as if he was a completely different man from the one you argued against. "You look…okay for a shit lawyer," you smile back. "Oh darling," he laughs.
You don't have time for any proper conversation and as soon as you receive all files, you leave the room. Price knows where he can find you. After all, it's always been the number one spot for you to hang out after trials and long arguments.
The small pub that welcomes you also welcomes John. "Care to tell me why you're following me?" You turn to him and he gives you a cocky grin. "What, can't I come here to just relax?" "You? No."
"Still hurt over what happened years ago?" "You stole my case, of course I am. And you knew I was asking for it so I have no idea why the hell you'd go for it."
It was a known story. After all, it's how John and you became such rivals in court. But, it never has to end like that, right?
"It's called business darling," his hand snakes over yours and before anything else can happen, you pull away.
He sighs. "What, too good for me now?" His lips touching your ear. You shift away, trying to not yell at him here. It just isn't right, especially in front of so many others who respect you. "I'm not here to be annoyed by some-" You get cut off when he places his hand around your neck. "What, darling? Say it. Hmm, am I mediocre? incompetent? don't act like you weren't fucking moaning my name years ago. You and I know well that you liked me like I did you," his voice deep and in a whisper. Your hand on his wrist.
"You and I both know that was a mistake," you answer back and he shakes his head. "Tsk, tsk, mistakes are a one-time thing. You know you slept in my bed longer than anyone else. What? Did you forget you used to fuck those pretty fingers of yours to my voice?" he chuckles, almost mocking the nights you two spend together.
He sees that you aren't budging to his questions or comments, it's frustrating. He wants you, you know he does. His body and yours are like a puzzle, the one you both know all too well about.
"Look, I know…i know I'm a selfish son of a bitch but you also have your flaws and-"
"And what are they? hm? Because at least a cheating wife or a stupid fucking face like yours is not a problem I have to face."
Oh does he love it when you bite back.
It was true, which is why he nods. "I do have a cheating wife, the face part though…that is false. You should know. I mean you rode my face almost every night, darling" A smirk grows on him.
He notices your silence.
"What, did you not enjoy how i ate that pretty pussy of yours? Or was it too good that the orgasms made you forget?" he chuckles once more.
Is it bad he needs you again? That he wishes you laid on his bed and not the mistake of a girl he married? Sure she was funny but you…oh fuck. You are smart, gorgeous, funny, sexy…fuck..you're perfect.
"My flat is just a ten-minute drive from here, you can always come…maybe pay me a visit…or two..maybe a whole holiday."
You look at him and then at the drink in your hands. You did want him, yearned for his love again.
"The guy you're talking to is no good. Now, me…I'm handsome, funny, good with my hands and mouth and…well…you know the rest."
Was it a risk? yes. Did you both want it? Yes. So…is this why now after practically thirty minutes of asking you are in his car and on the way to his place?
Once inside his flat, he doesn't waste a second and in a matter of moments, he has you on the couch, his mouth to your neck. His calloused hands take your clothes off. His cock is needy to have you again.
His lips move up, embracing you in a kiss. A much-needed one. "Fuck did I miss you, Y/N," he groans. It was more than a need for sex, but for all the other fun and good emotions, you two brought to each other. His fingers teased your folds as he removed your panties. "Hm, already wet for me? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Need to do something about this, huh love," he slowly goes down on you. His lips are attached to your precious body. From your neck to your hips, his lips ran from. Your aching cunt begging for his tongue.
Once his fingers have enough slick covering them, he pushes them deep inside. A small moan escapes your lips. Eager thing, aren't you?
His tongue lapping at your folds all as his thumb rubs your clit over and over. This is what you always needed after a long day at court.
The sensation is so good. Feels like mythical waves of pleasure but it all stops abruptly. One stupid phone call and he leaves you there. "Stay, I'll come back later tonight, love," he kisses your forehead and walks out.
If only he didn't think his wife was pretty, his hands would be all over you
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so i’ve been a fan of the gotham show for years and i’ve never seen any merch. have you ever seen any??
i’ve designed stuff on redbubble….. i guess i could to make something….. idk what to make though.
heyo! sadly i haven't seen much merch either >< but i'll link here what i can find! firstly, of course there are some things on redbubble you can find <33
Gotham Tv Show Merch & Gifts for Sale | Redbubble
it would be super cool if you made some stuff and put it on there, too!
and there's... some stuff onAmazon.com : gotham tv show but none of the options really look even halfway good tbh ... tho maybe there's something farther down that i didn't see.
there's some pretty cool fanmade stuff on etsy if you look! some examples:
Oswald edward gotham - Etsy
Jerome valeska - Etsy
I saw some really cool sticker packs pop up when you type in the right keywords!
next, onto some of the more official options.
firstly, there is, of course, the official novels that go along with the show!
pre-canon: Gotham: Dawn of Darkness: Starr, Jason: 9781785651458: Amazon.com: Books
an in-between of seasons two and three, including info on gordon's time as a bounty hunter/freelance private investigator: Gotham: City of Monsters: Starr, Jason: 9781785651472: Amazon.com: Books
next, there are aparently funko pops?? how did i never know this?? some links: Amazon.com: Funko POP TV: Gotham - James Gordon Action Figure : Toys & Games Amazon.com: Funko POP TV: Gotham - Harvey Bullock Action Figure : Toys & Games
Amazon.com: Funko POP TV: Gotham - Selina Kyle Action Figure : Funko: Toys & Games
Amazon.com: Funko POP TV: Gotham - Bruce Wayne Action Figure : Funko: Toys & Games
Amazon.com: Funko POP TV: Gotham - Fish Mooney Action Figure : Toys & Games
Amazon.com: Funko POP TV: Gotham - Oswald Cobblepot Action Figure : Toys & Games
there are also some collectible statues out there of characters from the show like these ones: Amazon.com: DC Collectibles Gotham: James Gordon Statue : Toys & Games
Amazon.com: DC Collectibles Gotham: James Gordon Statue : Toys & Games
Dst - Gotham Select TV Series Figures Series 1 - Figure Assortment - Action Figure - Active Powersports
If you scroll down on the previous link, there are a lot more that are Gothamverse in the "Related Products" section! (also, the one i linked was an assortment, which is why it was so expensive LOL) Q1 DC Direct Collectibles GOTHAM JAMES GORDON BEN MCKENZIE STATUE Fox TV Series | eBay
[Toys] Gotham TV Series 4 action figures are yours for the taking (after you pay) — Major Spoilers — Comic Book Reviews, News, Previews, and Podcasts
after that, tbh other than posters directly from the show, i think our fandom has a great lack of lowkey merch >< like, i would totally rock something if no one else knew what it meant LOL.
i hope you find something that interests you! i might go back and check out the stickers again sometime. sorry that i couldn't be of much help!! <33
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This was flagrant and foul.
A high school girls’ basketball game in Yonkers was canceled this week when players on the home team shot antisemitic slurs at their Jewish opponents, who needed security guards to escort them off the court to safety.
The girl’s varsity teams from The Leffell School, a private Jewish school in Hartsdale, and Roosevelt High School, a public school in Yonkers, faced off in the non-league game Thursday evening.
“I support Hamas, you f–king Jew,” a Roosevelt player snarled at a Leffell opponent, according to The New York City Public Schools Alliance, a group of parents and teachers fighting antisemitism.
From the outset, there was hostility and aggression with “substantially more jabs and comments thrown at the players on our team than what I have experienced in the past,” senior player Robin Bosworth wrote in an op-ed for Leffell’s student-run newspaper, The Lion’s Roar.
At the end of the third quarter, her teammates were getting injured by the rough plays, and “players on the opposing team started shouting ‘Free Palestine’ and other antisemitic slurs and curses at us,” wrote Bosworth, also editor-in-chief of the school paper.
“I have played a sport every athletic season throughout my high school career, and I have never experienced this kind of hatred directed at one of my teams before,” Bosworth said.
“Instead of responding to hatred with more of the same, we chose to separate ourselves from the situation and leave with dignity and pride in who we are and what we believe in,” she continued.
Lion’s head coach John Tessitore consulted with his squad and decided to end the game, according to Michael Kay, Leffell’s head of school.
“Our team was playing on the road, and during the course of the game, a small number of players on the opposing team directed hurtful, antisemitic comments toward members of our team,” Kay wrote in a letter to the school community.
About an hour into the game, a timeout was called, livestream footage shows, though no audio is heard. The Leffell players and Tessitore appear exasperated and he consults with the referees and the other team’s coach.
The Roosevelt players are seen gathering and appear to exchange words from afar with the Leffell players. Security steps in between both teams and the refs make an announcement before both teams suddenly exchange handshakes and security escorts them off the court.
Roosevelt High School agreed to a voluntary forfeit, according to a spokesman for the Yonkers district.
Students at the $ 45,000-a-year private day school were shocked by the on-court hate.
“This is my school and it’s just unacceptable and some of the things they said to my teammates are very disgusting,” one student wrote on the NYCPS Alliance post.
Kay said that Roosevelt’s athletic director Kyle Calabro has since apologized and said “the follow-up would be swift and appropriate.”
On Friday, Roosevelt principal Edward DeChent also apologized to Kay and described the “investigative steps” that had been taken and “outlined a number of disciplinary consequences and educational responses” including the possibility of an in-person meeting between both teams.
“I am incredibly proud of the manner in which our players and coaching staff responded to this potentially harrowing incident,” Kay said.
A spokesman for the Yonkers Public Schools district downplayed the shocking behavior.
“It has come to our attention that a student-athlete made a statement involving ‘free Palestine,'” the district said. “This incident was promptly addressed in line with our district’s policies and values.” ___________________-
Update
Yonkers high school boots girls' basketball coach, player after teens subjected to antisemitic attacks during game
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Top 10 2023
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10. Skinamarink
Ultralowbudget horror that really stuck w me. Architecture as horror.
Hallways that change size. Doors that disappear. Walls that inch closer. A disembodied voice coaxing you to horrific acts. Excited to see where Kyle Edward Ball goes from here!
9. The Holdovers
Newly minted winter holiday classic.
The core trio of Sessa, Giamatti, and Randolph kill it. Lots of faux 70s cinematic flair (complete w grainy mono audio) and a script that plays the familiar coming of age beats with enough cynical bite to keep it from falling into saccharine cliche, & a warmth for its characters that keeps it from falling into despairing melodrama. Just damn good all around!
8. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
What hasn’t already been said? Gorgeous animation, a fantastic ensemble of characters, and better action than any superhero movie I’ve seen in quite some time (kinetic, emotionally charged, and LEGIBLE!), w a soundtrack to match. this film takes so much care w its characters - Miles talking to his Mom/Dad, Gwen confronting her Father, Miguel bickering w peter, the downtime w everyone is just as compellingly crafted as the action. 💕
7. Anatomy of a Fall
Juicy French courtroom drama that is ostensibly about whether or not a renown novelist (a perfectly calculated Sandra Hüller) killed her husband, Justine Triet turns her camera’s gaze to a number of intriguing themes - the malleability of memory, the gender politics of the French court system, the existential dread of having the minutiae of one’s most private moments picked apart before a ravenous public’s eyes.
best dog performance in a film ever✨
6. Poor Things
Yorgos, my love, back with his gnarled, prickly sense of sadistic humor & a fully-activated Emma Stone (goddamn!) and THE Mark Ruffalo performance - what a fun prick he is here. The physicality of the absolutely bonkers sets and costuming, coupled with its maximalist approach to untangling the Born-Sexy-Yesterday trope by way of Frankenstein (or Frankenhooker, honestly), this film was an absolute riot and KILLED in a theater. A fascinating aesthetic leap for Lanthimos and a real treat.
5. All Of Us Strangers
A film that, like its protagonist (an achingly tender Andrew Scott) devastatingly grasps for the universal by drilling down into the specifics. Adam spends his time writing, channeling the dead, communing with the grief of his past, searching for an escape hatch from the isolating pits of depression and a lifetime of self-doubts, if only for a fleeting moment,which, once found in the form of a hot mess of a neighbor (a superb Paul Mescal), only reinforces that underlying dread w the all too relatable need to capture it in amber, like plucking a star from the sky and feeding its radiance with your tears, hoping that maybe this time…maybe this time it’ll stick.
Like so many great queer films, this will ruin your day 💕
4. Oppenheimer
Nolan finally cracked the code. I’m not sure how he managed to turn a 3 hour epic about the pettiness, vindictiveness, utter disregard for humanity that the movers and shakers of the U.S. imperialist machine have for us all into a blockbuster event…until I hit play again, and Göransson’s score starts up, and Cillian Murphy’s haunting eyes appear…and it all just, makes sense. A rare film that never lets up and doesn’t suffer for it. It doesn’t hurt that every actor under the sun shows up.
Robert Downey Jr. plays catty soooo well lol.
3. The Zone of Interest
There’s a long-running dialogue in film history revolving around the aesthetics of war films, and whether or not there can ever be a truly “Anti-War” film because, by virtue of being a film with purposeful framing/pacing/blocking, it aestheticizes it, rendering the message moot. I don’t know that Zone of Interest is an ‘Answer’ to that conversation, but it is the most compelling entry in the conversation i’ve yet to see. A horrific film with no violence shown. A building nightmare without catharsis. No aesthetic flourish. Just soul-numbing inhumanity.
What death cries are we tuning out as we go about our day?
2. Killers of the Flower Moon
Martin Scorsese, with rewrites and input from the Osage Nation, takes what was supposed to be a bog standard whodunnit about the founding of the FBI and turns it into a spiritual treatise on the rot at the heart of the American mythos. DiCaprio is at his slimiest here, a fantastic, thankless turn, De Niro is at his most diabolical, but Lily Gladstone steals the show with her radiant aura of a screen presence. This is a 3.5hr film w lots of talking, lots of loud moments, guns and bombs and screeching….but its most powerful moments come from stillness, silence. A glance from afar. The sound of rainfall. The pregnant silence of a confession left unspoken: complicity.
One of Scorsese’s best. 💕
1. Asteroid City
Asteroid City is the best film Wes Anderson has made, and feels almost like a confession, an introspective dive into the why’s of his aesthetic distance from his characters. A 50s television dramatization of a production of a fictional play, the levels of artifice that wrap around these characters keep revealing new facets of their souls to us, their grief, their joy, their quests for meaning.
It’s also got UFOs, atom bombs, laser guns, a fantastic Jason Schwartzman in hot-depressed-dad mode, and folksy musical numbers about aliens! It’s a ton of fun, and a damn fine picture, one that is wrapped in layers of cinematic thrills it slowly unravels to reveal a tender, heart-melting center.💕
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2022 Movie Ranking
Note: 2021 Movie Ranking. As usual, this list is HIGHLY SUBJECTIVE. Still want to catch Skinamarink, Barbarian, Wakanda Forever, The House, and Pinocchio.
Nope: Like Get Out and Us, this was incredibly disturbing but so good. Not sure if I ever want to watch Nope again because characters being eaten alive—eaten alive whole—terrifies me. Anyway, Peele's phenomenal at social commentary. Here, animal exploitation.
Wendell & Wild: So many elements I love! Settings are a funfair-themed afterlife and boarding school. Faustian deals! Diverse character designs. Anti-prison privatization, pro-rehabilation. So the edgy-on-purpose Kat is actually punk. Henry Selick and Jordan Peele plus Key are the dream team!
Turning Red: I am so, so thankful for Shi and co. It's a cute movie all around, but normalizing periods made me adore it. My family was and is always honest about puberty, but many others' aren't. (And no one told me about PCOS.) TR is groundbreaking.
Scream: "No one has made a great Stab movie since the first one." My fave self-aware slasher franchise. And this one tackles one of my biggest pet peeves: fandom entitlement. Also, Kyle Gallner playing a sleazebag for once. 💚
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
Men: Verdant folk horror about various flavors of misogyny. If I was still in school, I'd write a paper on it.
The Batman: THIS is how you do dark Batman. My favorite version of the Riddler since Batman Forever. (Sorry, Cory Michael Smith.) Riddler acts like he's helping the downtrodden, but the mentally ill are a marginalized group, too. Arthur Fleck knows that. I like how Joker and this are morally complex and the villains have in-film fanbases. Also, Edward ironically crushing on Batman, while despising Bruce. Aw.
The Munsters: The best Rob Zombie flick. I used to say he should stick to music. Now I think he should stick to music and PG-rated romanctic comedy. It's clear Zombie is an aficionado of Universal and other monster movies. It basically is exactly what it set out to be.
Halloween Ends: Anyone who says this "ruined" the franchise hasn't watched all the movies. Giving Michael a fanboy/protégée was a cool idea to explore. And interesting use of irony with the whole falling and dropping.
Smile: If you're into the predetermined death-curse genre, give it a watch.
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Bodies/Bodies/Bodies: Movie that makes fun of classist vapidity... Gen Z style. The characters are petty and self-absorbed. Their allyship is performative and it will give viewers secondhand embarrassment. On purpose.
Death on the Nile: An adaptation of the secondest Christie book I read. (First being The Pale Horse.) While it wasn't really my thing, I totally thought Misses Van Schuyler and Bowers were sapphic in the novel, so it was nice to see that confirmed here.
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story: Nothing against Weird Al. Just not my type of humor.
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2. Professional Tour Guided Experience the insights of well-informed experts who offer cultural relevance and historical background as you visit the Taj Mahal.
The Taj Mahal's Day Trip Itinerary One-day excursion departing from Jaipur Departure from Jaipur a. Early Morning Departure: Reserve a comfortable cab or private vehicle for an early morning departure from Jaipur to ensure a punctual arrival in Agra. Reaching Agra b. Tour Guide Welcome: When you arrive in Agra, get to know your Rajasthan Tour Taxi guide, who will be with you all day. a trip to the Taj Mahal a. As an eyewitness Taj Mahal sunrise: Take in the stunning splendor of the Taj Mahal at dawn, capturing its ethereal allure and tranquil atmosphere. b. Guided Tour: Learn about the Taj Mahal's rich history and architectural wonders while listening to your guide's in-depth remarks. Visiting Agra Fort a. Historical Perspective: Take a tour of the magnificent Agra Fort, which is home to the Taj Mahal and is a UNESCO World Heritage site. It was once the residence of Mughal emperors. Investigating Local Markets Agra's vibrant markets, which are well-known for their handicrafts, marble antiques, and regional cuisine, are a great place to spend leisure time shopping and engaging in cultural exchange. In conclusion With a deep respect for Agra's rich history and architectural marvels, finish your Taj Mahal Day Trip from Jaipur with treasured recollections of your amazing journey.
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Brandon Aiyuk: Rising Star of the San Francisco 49ers
The NFL’s most exciting young wide receiver, Brandon Aiyuk, has made a name for himself by dashing opponents with his quickness, agility, and ability to make plays. Aiyuk, a vital member of the San Francisco 49ers, is a prime example of a player whose career in the professional ranks was built on talent, perseverance, and hard work. This blog will discuss the history of Brandon Aiyuk, his contributions to the 49ers, and his prospects going forward.
Childhood and College Years On March 17, 1998, Brandon Aiyuk was born in Reno, Nevada. He showed early signs of having a natural knack for athletics, especially football. Aiyuk was an excellent wide receiver, cornerback, and return specialist at Robert McQueen High School in Reno. His stellar performance in high school secured him a place at the junior college Sierra College in Rocklin, California, where he continued to hone his craft.
In 2018, Aiyuk went to Arizona State University from Sierra College, where he had two outstanding seasons and was named a Junior College All-American. Aiyuk flourished in the offense with the Sun Devils under head coach Herm Edwards’ tutelage. Notable stats from his senior year in 2019 were 1,192 receiving yards and eight touchdowns, which earned him a spot on the First Team All-Pac-12. NFL scouts were drawn to his outstanding collegiate performance, which paved the way for his professional career.
NFL Draft and the 49ers’ early years of play Being one of the best wide receiver prospects going into the 2020 NFL Draft was Brandon Aiyuk. His selection by the San Francisco 49ers with the 25th overall choice in the first round demonstrated their faith in his potential. Because of his adaptability and explosive playmaking ability, Aiyuk was a perfect fit for head coach Kyle Shanahan’s exciting scheme.
Despite the difficulties caused by the COVID-19 pandemic, Aiyuk made an impression quite fast in his first season. In addition to two rushing scores, he concluded the season with 60 receptions for 748 yards and five touchdowns. His flexibility was demonstrated by his ability to produce as a runner and receiver, which made him an invaluable member of the 49ers.
Season 2021: Overcoming Obstacles Aiyuk faced several difficulties in his second NFL season, including a sluggish start and injuries. But as the season went on, he showed resiliency and a great work ethic, finally settling into a routine. By the end of the 2021 campaign, Aiyuk had demonstrated remarkable growth and cemented his position as a vital member of the 49ers’ offense with 56 receptions for 826 yards and five touchdowns.
Playing Style and Skill Set Brandon Aiyuk is renowned for his remarkable agility and adaptability. At six feet tall and two hundred pounds, he has the perfect mix of size and quickness for an NFL wide receiver. Aiyuk is a dependable target on both short and deep routes because of his quickness and agility, which enable him to gain distance from opponents.
The ability of Aiyuk to gain yards after the catch (YAC) is one of his most remarkable traits. He adds a dynamic aspect to the 49ers offense with his ability to turn short passes into major gains because to his elusiveness and vision. Aiyuk’s worth is further increased by his experience as a return specialist, as he can play a variety of attacking roles and contribute on special teams.
Effect on the 49ers The offense of the San Francisco 49ers has been significantly improved by Brandon Aiyuk’s arrival. Because of his adaptability, head coach Kyle Shanahan can create imaginative moves that make use of Aiyuk’s special set of skills. Aiyuk’s explosive plays keep teams guessing, whether he lines up as a wide receiver, running back, or return specialist.
It has also helped Aiyuk’s growth that seasoned players like George Kittle and Deebo Samuel play. Aiyuk’s development as a more accomplished player has been aided by his ability to learn from more seasoned teammates and coaches. Aiyuk is positioned to become a key component of the 49ers’ offensive approach as he develops further.
Considering the Future: Brandon Aiyuk’s Prospects Brandon Aiyuk appears to have a very bright future as he begins his third NFL season. Aiyuk has the talent, work attitude, and drive to succeed as one of the best wide receivers in the game. Trey Lance, the 49ers’ quarterback, leads an offensive line that offers Aiyuk plenty of room to develop and succeed going forward.
Both observers and fans are eager to watch Aiyuk’s career take shape. He will be a player to watch in the upcoming years because of his capacity for game-changing plays and dedication to honing his profession. The 49ers will need Aiyuk’s talents if they are to succeed in the fiercely contested NFC West.
In summary The path taken by Brandon Aiyuk from Reno, Nevada, to the NFL is evidence of his talent and tenacity. He has already had a big impact as a rising star for the San Francisco 49ers and still has a ton of potential. Aiyuk has the skill set and commitment to greatness to establish himself as one of the NFL’s top wide receivers.
One thing is certain as we anticipate the next phase of Brandon Aiyuk’s career: his greatest football playing moments are still to come. His tale is far from done.
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Methods of Defeating Boston Basim (Jewish Mafiaso, Beacon Hill):
Economist: Register through class, as having emulated Native American reservation logic, as social issue.
Lawyer: Release an open review of single request, made out of context of legal contract.
Doctor: Allow two candidates, the mercenary engineers, to get into medical school, instead of the doctor.
Nurse: Expose to the rumor of the thong, being non-preferable, by preference to thong as workout clothing.
Social Worker: Allow father to guide all social worker meetings, then reverse back and forth in private, where non-necessary and moot.
Vice Informant: Befriend the vice informant's marital congresses, but use mathematics of a globe, not a map.
Politician: Place a concept of classhood, as a reference to a common television show; however, structure it, as if another episode of the show.
DC Comics (Mossad File Villains):
Jack Napier: A rich adventurer, playing a Mossad's game; the Pavlach.
Edward Nygma: A gay man by choice, not by breed; the Provisional Irish Republican Army.
Mister Fries: An honest homosexual, having studied medicine to bed a woman; the Ministry of Security Services.
Oswald Cobblepot: A poor kid out of Jewish Toranic culture, on a movie debate; the Boston Basim.
Garfield Lynns: The writer's flesh out of the military, the special education; the Church of Subgenius.
Pamela Isley: The lesbian in flesh of choice, not flesh of form; the 4H Club.
Harleen Quinzel: The Mossad Suicide Commando, the stolen of seed from Death Row; Death Row Records.
Selina Kyle: The Rotary Association daughter, the political assassin; the Freemasonic Lodge.
Harvey Dent: The poor man's attorney, the light kept open, once prosecutor murdered; B'nai B'rith.
Cyrus Gold: The alcoholic comic book hero, the common example made poor; the Fraternal Order of the Police.
Victor Zsasz: The children's wards for abused mothers, the American spy; Falun Gong.
Jonathan Crane: The sexual abuse victim freed by Deaconship of Church; Boston Basim.
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A Mask of My Own Face
by paprikaflake Bruce definitely doesn't want to be ravished by the Riddler. How could you even think that? This is a training exercise, obviously. No other motives. Words: 1486, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Bruce Wayne, Edward Nygma, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Harleen Quinzel, Selina Kyle Relationships: Edward Nygma/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Consensual Non-Consent, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings, Roleplaying as themselves, Bruce's embarrassing secret was that he thought the Riddler was hot THE WHOLE TIME, Villain and Hostage Roleplay, oh no, I wonder if Batman will save BRUCE WAYNE from the NEFARIOUS RIDDLER?, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Bondage, Edward doesn't half-ass sexual roleplay, The man has an actor's soul, Bruce Wayne is So Done, Groping Bruce's big tiddies........, References to Canon, INAPPROPRIATE USE OF THE RIDDLE CANE????, Erotic Electrostimulation, Eddie is so creative, Campy, Things are going to be happening to Bruce's dick y'all, Also there is fluff in here, Didn't Know They Were Dating, Fluff, Private Investigator Edward Nygma, Bruce Wayne is Brucie Wayne, Identity Porn, Prostate Massage, Groping, Top Edward Nygma, POV Edward Nygma, Reformed Edward Nygma, BRUCE WAYNE'S DELICIOUS ABS, Bruce is a stalker but in a funny way, THEY ENJOY ONE ANOTHER'S COMPANY OKAY????? via https://ift.tt/3CcfMyG
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Hey, remember how we never got an answer over how the Doctor Aesop stuff and being betrayed by his friends when he was having a bad mental health episode that could jeopardy his whole redemption thing affected Eddie and his relationship with the Sirens because the universe just got freaking rebooted? Yeah. I will never not be bitter about it.
I mean even if it ended with him going back to vilanny it would at least come with a pretty intense revenge ploy against the Sirens and the fact he speneded that whole time being mentioned as Harley and Selina's friend would bite all three of them in the ass (the Sirens would win because Ivvy is fine, she never liked Eddie and has no emotional repercution from the fallout except that her gfs are having huuge problems over the consequences of their actions wich aren't they always? Specially Harls).
#i'm just saying#there is few things I hate more than when they set a plot up and for N reasons just don't follow through#PI Riddler was a great time#and not having it anymore is a waste#at least we have Unburied who is cleary inspired by PI Nygma#riddler#edward nygma#harley quinn#selina kyle#catwoman#poison ivvy#pamela isley#she is barely here but I cannot tag the sirens without ives#also yes harlivy is a better ship when selina is included and they are all in love#the sirens#gotham city sirens#pi riddler#e.nigma private investigator
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what makes the evan's melt
this is shitty but considering i haven't written fanfiction or anything in years im not too unhappy with it? i hope yall like it,,
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tw: mentions of kyle's mom
Tate (pre-death): Tate tends to spend alot of time at your house especially when he needs to get away from Constance and he knows you'll welcome him with open arms. Your house feels much more like a home than his own. since hes over so often you keep stock of his favorite foods and drinks and you have tons of his clothes and records so he doesn't have to bring them over everytime he comes. If he needs to talk or even just sit in silence with someone you're always there and it means alot to him.
Kit: Kit's a family man so of course seeing you and the kids happy together is gonna make his heart melt. one morning, not long after you had gotten together, you were laying in bed, fingers grazing over kit's soft skin when you pulled yourself out of his grasp shushing him when he began to protest. when he finally pulled himself out of bed after you, he found you in the kitchen making breakfast with the kids. he couldn't help the dopey grin that spread across his face as he watched his own little family in the doorway.
Kyle (pre-death): sweet Kyle,,loves to act goofy with you. his frat brothers always groan when toto comes on because you'll both sing along horribly to it (especially if its a love song,,c'mon its cute!) like tate, he spends as much time away from his own house either staying at the frat house or your own (soon becoming your and kyles house after finding out his situation with his mother). in your more private moments, he'll always jump at the chance of being wrapped up in your arms and melts as you run your hands through his hair, feeling your body shake against his as you laugh at his jokes. he always feels safe with you.
Jimmy: sure he's a big flirt and is pretty experienced but romance isn't something jimmy is too used to. darling boy isn't typically the one to recieve all the attention and some of the romantic things you do never fail to make him flustered (even more so when you tease him about the scarlet blush covering his cheeks and even the tips of his ears.) when you grab his hands and press light kisses to them (anywhere to his palm, tips of his fingers ect,) he reminds you of a deer in headlights. and alot like kit, his family means alot to him so seeing you all treat each other as such always makes his heart swell.
James: (ty for @tatestripedsweater for the help with this one <3) James will always jump at the chance to slow dance with you, even if theres no reason to. he'll put one of his favorite records on and pull you close, basking in your warmth as you sway together. he also loves when you get up with him in the morning and help him get ready, tying his tie for him when he wears one (which you learned to do so just for this) and fixing his shirt collar before pulling him down, pressing a soft kiss to his lips. (sometimes the tie is discarded but its fine, he thinks it looks better on you anyways,,)
Rory: Rory is constantly talking you into running his lines with him. sure he can do it himself but thats no fun. its definitely one of his favorites things to do with you and you both get way too into it. 100% theatrical mode its all very dramatic (and 100% goofy, he goofs off just to see you break character and laugh.) you both end up curled up (more like cramped) in the loveseat together, limbs entangled despite the fact that theres a couch next to you. (he just wants to be close to you as possible okay?)
Edward: you're constantly bringing home gorgeous art pieces for him just to see his eyes light up at the sight of them (and though he doesn't say it you're always his favorite thing to look at and admire.) he also insists on nightly baths together where he can finally relax and not worry about a thing.
Kai: there's not really anything that makes kai 'melt'. one of the more intimate things you do with him though, is coloring his hair and washing it for him. you're always gentle as to not tug on it, fingers running through long locks and against his scalp (he won't admit it and you definitely won't bring it up if you notice but his eyes sometimes drift close at your soft touch. you can't help the smile that spreads across your face though.)
Gallant: Gallant is always a sucker for being spoiled (i mean- who isn't) whether it be gifts or physical affection. you try to surprise him with new jewelry often and you love how excited he gets and he's always loves to do your hair for you when you need him to. he won't hesitate to drape himself across your lap at any time and loves when you press yourself up against him or wrap your around him when he's near. if you stand up to his nana for him boy will probably fall (more) in love with you right then and there.
Peter: not many people really pay him any attention or give him validation but he never has to ask for it with you and it kind of catches him by surprise sometimes. he tends to doubt himself a lot too but you're always quick to reassure him. when he hasn't roped you into some prank or taken you halfway across the world, you spend alot of time listening to music together. he insists on using his cassette player and headphones no matter how difficult it may be so he can be pressed up close to you.
#tate langdon#kit walker#kyle spencer#jimmy darling#james patrick march#rory monahan#edward phillippe mott#kai anderson#mr gallant#peter maximoff#american horror story#xmen#ahs imagines#evan peters imagines
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How the Evan’s react to giving you your first orgasm:
Kit would be in disbelief, his cheeks would be just as red as your own once you admitted to it but it would also turn him on to no end. To find out that he has been the only one to make you orgasm made his ego.. soar ever so slightly, you can bet he would go in for more as well
Kyle’s inner frat boy would come out once you told him, a wide grin spreading across the blonde boys face. Would be in some disbelief but he understood that sometimes it was hard for some to make yourself orgasm, but honestly he’d love the fact that he was the the person who gave you your first orgasm, it wouldn’t be your last either
Jimmy is.. well Jimmy. He is such a flirt but with you in private he is like a deer in headlights and somewhat clumsy, so when you told him he looked up in shock which ended up in his banging his head.. it was a moment neither of you would forget
As soon as James saw the way your legs were trembling he could tell, he didn’t even need to ask if you’ve ever orgasmed before due to how sensitive you were. “Get used to it darling, you’ll be having plenty more tonight” And there certainly was
Rory would be a tad cocky like Tate but non the less love the way you were shaking above him as he was between your legs, damn boy would ask to make a sex tape of you just orgasming.
Edward wouldn’t know how to react to what you just told him, eyes wide and his pale cheeks flushed once you admitted it. Would stumble and stutter over his words, Ed would most likely ask you to repeat yourself to make sure he even heard you right
Kai would fucking eat it all up (literally..), it would boost his ego to no end not that it needed boosting any more than it already was. Would taunt and tease you about not being able to make yourself cum, and demand that you told him who owned you.. boy is possessive
Gallant wouldn’t even believe you at first, you were a guy how could you not have cum before. But after explaining that you found it difficult to cum all by yourself and often found it hard to fully relax, he would be more understanding. Let’s just say Gallant would catch you up on all the missed orgasms you had
#ahs#ahs imagine#American horror story#american horror story imagine#tate langdon#Tate Langdon imagine#kit walker#kit Walker imagine#Kyle Spencer#Kyle Spencer imagine#Jimmy darling#Jimmy darling imagine#james march#james march imagine#rory monahan#rory monahan imagine#Edward Mott#edward mott imagine#kai anderson#Kai Anderson imagine#mr Gallant#mr Gallant imagine
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Prompts as lines from “That’s how you know” from Enchanted✨
1 RQ per character.
4 prompts listed below.
I’ll only do each prompt once.
Once it’s claimed I’ll strike it.
These will be minis ; 1000-2000 words give or take
A short description is welcome, but I may verge, nothing too specific.
Have Fun Guys! If this goes well I might do more.
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“We’ll do they take you out dancing just so they can hold you close?”
“Dedicate a song with words meant for you?”
“They’ll wear your favorite color just so they can match your eyes.”
“Plan a private picnic by the fires glow.” Jeremiah Valeska PreSpray
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I write for:
-Alfred Pennyworth
-Jim Gordon
-Harvey Bullock
-Victor Zsasz
-Edward Nygma (Pre Riddler)
-Oswald Cobblepott
-Riddler Ed
-Bruce Wayne
-Jerome Valeska
-Jeremiah Valeska (pre spray)
-Jeremiah Valeska (post spray)
-Barbara Keene
-Ecco
-Selena Kyle
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My Tags: AEW
Liveblog Tags:
elle watches aew
elle watches dynamite
elle watches rampage
elle watches dark
elle watches bte
elle watches ppv
Wrestler Tags:
Adam Cole: #it's all about the budge
Adam Page: #emotional support cowboy
Andrade el Idolo: #black mask cosplayer
Anna Jay: #queenslayer
Bandido: tbd
Brand Cutler: #the corporate stooge
Britt Baker, D.M.D.: #hippocratic nope
Bryan Danielson: #fear the beard
Christian Cage: #uncle christian
Christopher Daniels: #uncle daniels
Claudio Castagnoli: #the swiss sweetheart
Danhausen: #teeth gremlin / #teeth goblin
Daniel Garcia: #the poe prince
Darby Allin: #sting's feral goth child
Eddie Kingston: #the mad king
Emi Sakura: #auntie emi
Griff Garrison: #varsity himbos
Hikaru Shida: #the shining samurai
HOOK: #send HOOK
Jade Cargill: #a storm is coming
Jamie Hayter: #don't be a hayter
Jay White (AGHHH): #that knife guy from new japan / #elle spites jay white
Jeff Hardy: #younger hardy
Jon Moxley: #unscripted and unstable
Julia Hart: #she's got hart
Jungle Boy: #tarzan
Keith Lee: #king keith
Kenny Omega: #omegaman
Kip Sabian: #mr boxman box me a man
Konosuke Takeshita: #the cinnaboi 💙
Kris Statlander: #galaxy's greatest
Kyle O'Reilly: #i just want good things for kyle o'reilly
Lance Archer: #murder teddy
Luchasaurus: #roar roar dinosaur
Matt Hardy: #elder hardy
Matt Jackson: #math
MJF: #that guy Lexie hates
Nick Jackson: #nicko
Nyla Rose: #the native beast
Orange Cassidy: #a can of soda
PAC: #pirate pac
Penelope Ford: #the superbad girl
Red Velvet: #stir it up
Riho: #wrestling since age 9
Ryan Nemeth: #dolph ziggler's little brother
Ruby Soho: #destination unknown
Samoa Joe: #joe's gonna killll youuuuu
Sting: #i love my wrestling father figure
Tay Melo: #tay ko
Taya Valkyrie: tbd
The Bunny: #alice in bunnyland
Thunder Rosa: la mera mera
Wardlow: this is war(dlow)
Wheeler Yuta: #cyute
Willow Nightingale: tbd
Yuka Sakazaki: #the magical girl
Tag Team/Faction Tags:
2point0: #2point0 and son
Acclaimed: #yo yo listen
Best Friends: #the bestest of friends
Dark Order: #the dork order
Death Triangle: #a^2 + b^2 = DEATH
Elite: #the elite the the elite
FTR: #ftrr get it?
Lucha Brothers: #lucha bros
Private Party: #*gasp* is that private party?
Team Taz: #team spaz
Top Flight: #first!class!top!flight!
Young Bucks: #bucks of youth
Other Tags:
Mark Henry: #it's time for the main event!
Alex Abrahantes: #alex abrahantes!
Aubrey Edwards: #aubrey!
Excalibur: #excalibur!
Rick Knox: #rick knox!
Tony Schivone: #tony schivone!
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The Evans On Your Birthday
A/n: I’m really sorry for being inactive for a little bit, but here is a little HC of how all of your boyfriends would celebrate on your birthday. If you want me to include Rory, Edward, Jeff, and Mr Gallant. Enjoy!!
Warning: slight smut if you look really closely
(I love him with my whole ❤️)
Tate Langdon
If you guys were dead and stuck in the house, he would try to make the best out of the situation.
Tate would get all the ghosts to blow up balloons and put up banners
He would make you a cake (idk does the dead eat), I have a strong feeling it would be strawberry flavored
If you were both alive, he would take you to watch a movie (probably horror) and then take you to eat fast food
Tate would probably also take you to a concert
Then when you both got home he would give you a cupcake that he baked himself, or the two of you would bake
Kit Walker
He would definitely wake up early and make you breakfast in bed, with all the kids
Everyone would sing really loud and give you presents still in bed
After you ate and opened everything, Kit and the kids would lay next/on top of you.
It would be like a family day, whether that be indoors or outdoors, play board games or go to an amusement park
Then finally when the day is over, Kit would put all the kids to bed, and give you the best sex ever
I’m talking, not being able to walk sex
Franken Kyle
Of course this would be after you tell him the importance of celebrating the day you were born
He would get help from the others girls at the academy, to get you a cute little gift
I don’t think he would make it HUGE, it would be very private
You two will be in your room and Kyle gives you your present, which is a bracelet or a necklace
Then he smothers you in kisses, little pecks across your face
He would practice how to say “happy birthday” and then when he attempts it, it’ll be stuttered
Jimmy Darling
Similar to Tate, he would ask everyone at the freak show to help, doesn’t take much convincing because they all love you
Jimmy would decorate the stage with balloons and a big sign that was hand painted by everyone “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
He would have one of the performers walk you into the main tent
Jimmy would definitely sing you your favorite song
Ugh I love him
Mr. March
I can’t decide between having the day marked in his calendar for months or him finding out a few days prior by Liz
But I think he would get you gifts for the whole month
James would buy the best gowns and jewels, giving you one item everyday for your birth month
The day of your birthday he would wake you up with breakfast imported from France or something
The whole day would be filled with sex, morning, evening, night, and all the times in between
James would want to keep you all to himself
Kai Anderson
He would treat it like every other day
He wouldnt say anything to you all day, and if you brought it up, Kai would just shrug “so?”
This would get you really mad
But when you guys are going to bed, he would give you a small present
“Happy birthday little lamb.” With a lil smirk (My heart just melted sorry)
Kai would cuddle you all night
Ahsk1nk (me)
I’ve been seeing people include themselves in these HCs and it’s so cute
I would wake you up with presents and some pancakes
Take you out to get your favorite food, and then maybe go to beach (if we are somewhere tropical)
I would write you a song, and we would do karaoke all night
#american horror story#evan peters#ahs#ahs coven#ahs hotel#ahs cult#cute#birthday#my birth month#march 14#ahhhhh big 20
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Ellington : Secrets
Ladies
Kimberly Hoodie Ahn
ran away from home and never returned. they haven’t looked back despite their previous guardians being heartbroken.
Elizabeth Allen
she made up rumors to bring up their social status but now she is seen as ‘whore’ even though she is still a virgin.
Makayla Arrabah
Disappeared for the summer and told everyone she went to Greece with her family but actually went to a rehab. Mina knows this, they were in the same rehab.
Irene Bae
Frequently spreads rumors using a fake instagram account when she's bored
Penelope Beryl
Pays people to beat other people up because she knows she can't fight and doesn't want to loose. No one knows this
Madeline Mimi Blossom
As a child she encouraged het brother to run away after an argument with their parents, not thinking he’d actually do it. The next day he was found dead two blocks from their house. Penelope knows this.
Camilla Cabello
Self harm cut her upper thighs do they'd be less visible and posts them on anomomus blogs.
Tuzyu Chou
Slept with mom's father
Zendaya Coleman
Addicted to opioids & now dealing.
Miley Cyrus
To boost up self esteem she post faceless nudes on reddit all the time so people will send her compliments. No one knows this.
Noah Cyrus
Often makes out with her older sisters boyfriends. Emma knows this.
Olivia Delgado
overdosed in during the summer and nearly died but her family kept it under wraps. no one knows.
Perrie edwards
She travels to other towns and likes to jump off of buildings for fun (Parkour style)- just to scare people to pretend that she’s gonna commit suicide. Little mix knows about this.
Billie Eilish
Body dismorphia
Selena Gomez
Still obsessed with Justin
Minzy Gong
She cries out of fear of going to hell every night but tells no one because its an irrational fear.
Ariana Grande
Mac Miller who Fez & Ashtray's cousin and blames herself for what happened
Bella Hadid
Addicted to Diet pills
Gigi Hadid
Is addicted to diet pills
Obsessed with Ex
Momo Hirai
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Jessica 'Jessi' Ho
Jumped a guy at club in a case of mistaken identity
Tiffany Hwang
cut off from her allowance and is going broke.
Fakes being an influencer
Naeyeon Im
She is a lesbian but unfortunately if her incredibly homophobic family were to ever find out they would disown her. Funhouse, Twice & Amber knows this.
When her and Hoodie are off (in there very on and off relationship) she hooks up with Jeongyeon, however the last time they hooked up was when she was on the phone with Hoodie speaking about getting back together. Only Chaeyoung know this.
Cassandra Cassie Jansen
Is in love with Kyle and tries to date people like him. No one knows this.
accidentally tells some of funhouse secrets when given beer or attention.
Naomi Jefferson
is no longer in love with Namjoon but won't break up with him because she doesn't want to be alone. But is secretly on Tinder/ Plenty o fish / bumble under a different name using other pictures to try and find someone else. No one knows this.
Kylie Jenner
Travis concert thing, saw people dropping dead and just left.
Kendall Jenner
She was in love with a teacher in high school but he gave all his attention to another student in her class. Sure they were having an affair she outed her for sleeping with their teacher. the teacher lost their job was investigated. Turns out he was just tutoring her friend in private but Kendall doubled down and insitsted it was inappropriate even going so far as to create fake texts between the teacher and student. she mailed them to the teacher in an attempt to blackmail him but instead he killed himself and she's lived with that guilt ever since.
Somin Jeon
Got pregnant and had an abortion without telling him of either.
Jiwoo Jeon
Killed her 'best friend' in self defense because he attacked her after she rejected him. People think he is still missing. Matthew knows this.
Arianna Adi Johnson
Accessory to multiple murders/robberies. One she was the getaway driver, two she was given the money to hold. Kay knows this.
Had a fling with Mark, her fathers police partner. Katya, Draven & Kay know this.
Krystal Jung
Victoria Justice
When she gets really drunk, she shits herself. So she often pretends to be drunk at parties, thats why she knows so much that happen when others get drunk.
Seulgi Kang
Hyuna Kim
Two summers ago she attempted suicide through an overdose. It didn’t work, but now has complications with her liver. Dawn & Jessi knows this.
Dahyun Kim
Jennie Kim
Jisoo Kim
Having an affair with a teacher no one knows this.
Yerim Yeri Kim
Lost her virginity to her cousin
Yoona Kim
Yuri Kwon
Sneaky snaps pics for the girls in the locker room changing and sells them on snapchat under the fake name ELLINGTONBABES. No one knows.
Chaerin ‘CL’ Lee
Bullimia
Jieun IU Lee
very jealous person and does what she can to make sure she's on top
Soonkyu Sunny Lee
Obsessed and low-key stalks hoodie
Marisha 'Marie' Leskova
Lowkey messing with Ian who is manipulating her.
Yekarina 'Katya' Leskova
Katya helped a close friend from her home town who was mentally unstable escape from a psychiatric ward, where they were being held after endangering people’s lives. the unstable friend, while appearing well upon escape, eventually snapped and murdered someone. Katya told the police but she has felt guilty about the death caused and never owned up to being the one who got their friend out.
Is now dating two men Dmitri & Shownu
Demi Lovato
Druggie who claims to recovered. but she's still using ... we all know
Amber Liu
Abusive during her relationship with Hoodie and when they broke up they became Obsessed. Obsessed. Obsessed with Hoodie. Hoodie knows this.
In the zoo she is Bear
LaLisa Manoban
Attends regular BDSM / Fetish clubs. Jennie & Robert knows this.
Hayley Marshall
She used to be wealthy, but due to her father being arrested and their finances frozen. She not able to bare the idea of being ‘poor,’ they proceeded to find various ways to steal money or make money in illegitimate ways to fool their rich friends. Emma knows this.
Rachel Michele
hid the long-term affair that her father was having, until her mom found out. Her father now ignores them in favor of their new life with their new partner and her mother kicked her out the house. She lives with her father now
Sana Minatozaki
Steals money from parents wallet
Kara-Lina Kitty Morrose
Left someone for dead trying to find Kade, the boy overdosed and instead of going to help him, she listened to Kade and left him, She made an anonymous phone call to the police and later found out that he possible could have been saved if someone intervened. She tries her best to forget about him but he pops in her head every so option. No one but kade knows about this.
Mina Myoui
Recovering Anorexic, but was sometimes forced to eat, so she throws it all up. She went to the same rehab as Makayla. Twice knows this and so does Makayla.
Jesy Nelson
Sews designer labels into regular clothes to seem richer then she actually is. No one knows this.
Soo young ‘Joy’ Park
Jihyo Park
Roseanne Rose Park
Sandara ‘Dara’ Park
Is a recovering bulimic. 2NE1 knows about this.
Bom Park
Addicted to plastic surgery
Draven Patterson
Two summers ago Draven got high on ‘shrooms at an outdoor party. However during the party she got into an argument with a girl in her friend group who she didn't really get along with somewhere away from the group. The girl began insulting and pushing your her out of anger. Draven, tripping badly on their ‘shrooms, thinks that the girl was seriously hurting them and so she freaked out and attack. She end up smashing the person over the head with a large rock and knocking them out. The girl was discovered the next day and taken to hospital, but told teh whole friend group what Draven did upon waking up, causing her to be shunned by her hometown friends, thats why she doesn't go home during the holidays much. Adi & Kay know this.
She slept with Jungkook and Ian as a game to prove to herself that she still likes guys, still not able to come to turns with her being bisexual. Funhouse knows about Ian and Jungkook but no one but Jiwoo know about her being bisexual.
Emma Roberts
Abusive. Beat up her last boyfriend ; current boyfriend and constantly shamed him for “not being a man”. She often blackmails her friends and beats them up too if they cross her. Funhouse knows this.
Family grew up in and escaped a cult. No one knows this.
Kalyn Kay Snow
Married Damien while drunk and in Italy however got it annulled before it came out. Damien knows this.
Made out with V and despite this being after the breakup both know it came be devastating to both groups and have kept it hidden. Only RM knows.
Affair with teachers. One everyone knows.
Chaeyeong Son
She saw Naeyeon hooking up with Jeongyeon when she was with Hoodie. Naeyeon knows this and bribed her to stay quiet but every time she sees it she feels so guilty.
Wendy Son
Anorexic and during the summer had to be hospitalized for severe weight loss issues. She is on the path of recovery but still thinks of herself as fat.
Taylor Swift
lies about being bullied when they were in high school. In reality, they were the bully and ended up causing someone to kill themselves, and they still feel guilty about it.
Jade thirwall
To make extra money, She sells needles & other supplies from the hospital she volunteers at to druggies in the bad neighborhood.
Bella Thorne
Obsessed with Makayla and fantasizes about her daily. In the zoo she is the Bat
Jade west
Mother tried to sleep with Beck and now she doesn't talk to her or about her. Truly isn't even in love with Beck anymore just is holding onto the relationship.
Jeongyeon Yoo
Is in love with Naeyeon and extremely jealous of Hoodie. She frequently hooks up with Nayeon and on the anonymous Whisper App says she's happy that the accident happened to Hoodie and wishes she'd just leave so she can have nayeon all to herself.
Gentleman
Beck Avian
makes out and flirts with other girls just to get Jade jealous because he loves angry makeup sex with her. He knows how it makes her feel but can't stop.
Duke Borden
Likes to kill small animals whenever he gets upset. He also still wets the bed. Kevin finds this out.
Baehyun Byun
Hyungwon Chae
Minho Choi
Is terrified of loosing other people and closes himself off and has dark thoughts of ending his own life and goes through intense therapy for it. No one knows this.
San Choi
Youngjae Choi
SeungHyun 'TOP' Choi
Is starting to have the first signs of Schizophrenia and is self-medicating with drugs. No one knows this.
Robert Clifford
Is a furry. Andrew knows this
Steven Clifford
Animates his own kinky Hentai porn that features the woman that look a lot like Draven. He does get a lot of hits and is pretty popular.
In the Zoo he is the bear
Kyle Couture
Youngjae 'Taeyang' Dong
Is still in love with Makayla despite him being in a long term relationship. If she comes out single again, he's not sure he can stay with his girlfriend
Brandon Fae
has a daughter with another woman, although he’s never met her, her mother sends him pictures on occasion. He paid her off to say that the girl belonged to another man when she was born.
Connor Fae
wears dentures because they already lost all of their teeth.
Ryan Garcia
his last relationship ended because they abused their ex constantly when high/drunk/etc. They are now afraid of commitment because they don’t want to hurt anyone else.
Roman grant
Andre Harris
Robin Hemlock
he drowned his 'friend' as a teenager because they were jealous. Everyone thinks it was an accident, but he was the one holding them under the water. No one knows this.
Andrew Hood
Frequents glory holes. No one knows this.
Changkyun IM Im
Steals to keep up with other people interested in a certain girl. He does get a thrill out of it though. Wonho knows this.
Jaebum JB Im
Goes to anger management and Has to keep his anger in check, last time he didn't he nearly choked his ex girlfriends brother to death, he still feels incredibly guilty. Got7 knows this
Dmitri Ivanoff
Is a natural talent in hockey but only in the nearby school because his mother slept with the principal to get him in.
Stephan James
accidentally shot and killed their best friend one day when they were both high/drunk. Damien knows this
Jungkook Jeon
Angry after Draven's rejection, Jungkook beat a man flirting with him out of the club. The man thinks it was because he was gay but in reality he was just trying to take his anger out on anything he could
Michael B Jordan
Hoseok 'J-hope' Jung
Severly depressed and despite therapy he is turning to drinking as well.
kisuck Simon D Jung
Minseok Xuimin Kim
Jongin Kai Kim
Is a cuck and likes to see there partners/crushes having sex with other people and not themselves
Jihwan Shorty Kim
ran away from home as a teenager and hid out in a hidden room at a high school classmate’s house without their knowledge. Upon eventually being discovered in their hiding place, he framed the classmate for kidnapping and pretended to have been held against their will to avoid getting into trouble for why they ran away in the first place. it worked, and their ‘captor’ had to serve a short jail sentence for a crime they didn’t commit. Kevin know this.
In the zoo he is the Cat
Daesung Kim
Jiwon 'Bobby' Kim
Bobby had an affair with his neighbor back home, a married woman and she fell pregnant. Both him and the neighbour carry on with their relationships, never talking about the fact that the child is his, and not fathered by the neighbour’s husband. BI knows this.
Donghyuk DK Kim
Hyojung 'Dawn' Kim
He once retaliated against one of his middle school attackers, sending the other boy to a hospital with a concussion and at a risk of having his lungs punctured due to broken ribs. He was never caught for doing this. Hyuna knows this
Hyukwoo Loco Kim
Matthew Bm Kim
His EX hooked up with his father and in retaliation - he posted there sex tape and her nudes on a porn site. He still feels ashamed that he did that - he also doesn't speak with his father.
Youngwoo Monster Woo Kim
Gang problems
Hanbin BI Kim
Jungmyeon Suho Kim
Taehyung v Kim
Intense stress and depression is causing him to have trouble sleeping and now can't go to sleep with out popping two sleeping pills
Taemin Kim
Yugyeom Kim
Keeps a picture of Adi in his wallet which he looks at when he gets nervous or needs to calm down. Recently to relieve frustration he masterbates to pictures of her... its turning to at least once a day now.
Seokjin Kim
Namjoon 'RM' Kim
Learned how to count cards and became quite good at it. however it did give rise to a slowly building addiction to gambling. So far only Jin & Suga know.
Junhoe June Koo
Bam Bam Kunipook
Jiyong 'G-Dragon' kwon
Is getting too into drinking and actually likes Drunk Driving. He sees it as a challenge to safely get home. Big Bang knows this.
Jooheon' joohoney' lee
Out of jealously he sometimes ruins other peoples relationships so they'd like him more. He stopped for a while but they still fall into old habits sometimes. no one knows this.
Minhyuk lee
Seonghwa Gray Lee
Seungri Lee
Everything - hes a scumbag
Zayn Malik
trying to hook up with all the girlfriends of the boys he feel wronged him during his career.
Victor Malik
Shawn Mendes
Will go to jail for all he knows about his fathers businesses, but mostly because he helped kill a man who tried to betray his father. Adi knows this.
Kevin Miller
was extremely mentally unstable as a child and placed in a psychiatric facility. however, a family member helped him to escape, and he never looked back, not wanting to be locked away again. He struggles to cope in the outside world but somehow managed to adjust, and changing his name from Ezra to Kevin to avoid ever being caught. however, they still feel very unstable and not sure that they trust themselves not to hurt someone – they’ve considered turning themselves in to a local rehab or hospital and revealing their true identity, but the fear of the facility they spent most of their young life in stops them every time. No one knows this.
In the Zoo he is Bunny Rabbit known as UrToyBunny
Yoongi ‘Suga’ min
Hanging out with assholes when he was a teenager, he was dared to set fire to a building. He did it however workers were in it and while none died they were seriously hurt and destroyed the nearby buildings as well. He regularly sends them money anonymously to try and feel better for what they caused. He was never caught but things about it a lot. RM knows this.
Kade Morrose
The black sheep from his family, he was doing coke with a few ' friends ' when one overdosed. Kitty went to go find him and found him with the dead kid. She was going to call the cops but Kade convinced her not too saying that he was going to rot in jail if she did. So she put in an anonymous call and feels incredibly guilty when Kade forced her to leave. No one but kitty knows this.
He often fantasizes about killing someone lately its been all his sisters, Angelique, Kitty and Parisa. No one knows this.
Sehun Oh
When he was in middle school he pretended to be a survivor of a shooting and ran away, when he had actually given the gun to the one who fired.
Jimin park
Recovering anorexic but still wishes to be skinnier. BTS knows this.
Jay park
Big into bribing people to get what he wants but he has enough money to do so.
Jinyoung park
During a fight with his parents, he said something he regrets and convinced his father to commit suicide. Got7 knows about this.
Chanyeol park
Jaebum Jay Park
Ian Payne
Tried to hook up with both Enid & Nika, two sophomore girls in high school.
Leroy Payne
Liam Payne
Evan Peters
has an extremely disturbed and mentally unstable family member in a psychiatric facility. he and the family member plot to get them out somehow, and they succeed, but things start to spiral out of control when they can no longer control their family member without the help of their medication or security of the facility. too scared to own up to what they’ve done, and unable to convince the family member to return anyway, they imprison them somewhere instead. the family member is still being held captive by his family to this day.
Romeo popov
His mother used to be a porno star / high paying escort in Russia (which surprisingly isn't a frowned upon career) and she made enough money that she was able to scrub her videos from the internet mostly. His father was a client of hers and she got pregnant with Romeo, while his father took neglectful responsibility, he is a porno baby. Max knows this only.
Robbie Shapiro
Hoseok 'Wonho' Lee-Shin
Hyungwon 'Shownu' Sohn
suffers with ocd, but keeps it well hidden most of the time. he’s had periods where it’s been so bad that he’s washed his hands until they were red raw, though —- usually when something’s happened to upset his normally happy life. Monsta x knows about it.
Harry styles
Marcel styles
Knows what Edward did to there father.
Unwillingly in The Zoo but is MisterFOXX
Edward Styles
After a particularly horrible visit from his father, Edward full of rage followed his father to his drug dealers house and used the dealers gun in an attempt to kill him. He grazed his father but killed the dealer, he cleaned the gun and ran before anyone could see him and his father was so high that he didn't realize it was him. Marcel only knows this because he followed Edward to calm him however Edward does not know he knows it.
Damien Thorne
Damiens mother suffers from severe mental illness and worried that he will inherit it, he takes preventive medication and gets panicked if he misses a dose so he never does. The only people that know about it are his brothers, father, Kay & Max.
William Tomlinson
Mark tuan
Maximus valente
Accidentally hit someone with his car once when he was drunk driving and never stopped to make sure that they were okay. Or alive. The next day he learned the woman died and he doesn't drink or do any drugs ever since. Kay, Damien & Adi know this.
Dylan wang
Is sleeping with a teacher
Jackson Wang
Before he was at the school he took part in a stupid prank that inevitably blinded his friend. Everyone involved fled the scene and never spoke of the incident again and he moved here.
Jiho Zico Woo
Kihyun Yoo
Yixing Lay Zhang
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