#crowdstrike racing

[opelman]

G. Kurtz / C. Braun / N. Catsburg (Oreca 07 Gibson / Crowdstrike Racing by APR) by S. Le Bozec

[viper-motorsports]

Crowdstrike Racing had their N°04 Mercedes-AMG GT3 Evo dialed in to Sonoma Raceway CA to close out the Sprint Cup weekend with a 2023 GT World Challenge America victory.

[hellssblog]

[a-being-of-chaossss]

Can the world just chill the fuck out, too much history has been this week

[andromedasummer]

i feel like naming your racing car "Crowdstrike" is asking for a tragic and horrific accident. please rename.

[ifwebefriends]

Tumblr Moments 2024

January

Steamboat Willie goes into the public domain

Luca x Alberto (Luberto) fanart from the story lead and co-director of Ciao Alberto dropped

Talking about the Percy Jackson TV show

TF2 Heavymedic is canon

MatPat announces his retirement from hosting Game Theory

The Hbomberguy death note post

Confused Ryan Gosling at the critics choice awards

Talking about Hazbin Hotel

Star Trek Threshold Day

The Elmo Twitter ask comic

Sonic X Shadow Generations Trailer Drop

February

Sonic 3 film teaser trailer drop

King Charles III gets diagnosed with cancer

Knuckles series trailer dropped

Deadpool and Wolverine trailer dropped

QSMP at the streamer awards

David Tennant at BAFTA 2024

Nimona drops on YouTube for free with subtitles

Photomatt being transphobic and people talking about it/making jokes about it

Pokémon Z is announced

James Somerton releases his response to Hbomberguy

March

Marijuana-induced tragedy prediction tweet

Dune part two came out

Minecraft wolf update

Roosterteeth shut down

Celebrating Akira Toriyama

Cursed cat Alastor

The entire FNAF movie on Spotify

The Bride and the Ugly Ass Groom

Waiting for ConcernedApe to finish his coffee for the Stardew Valley update

Avatar the last airbender started trending for seemingly no reason

April

The Great Boopening of 2024

Dan and Phil Crafts comes back for April Fools after seven years

Smosh Shourtney WeddingGate

Buck on ABC’s 911 is bisexual

20th anniversary Dannypocalypse

10-year-anniversary of Captain America: The Winter Soldier

The Solar Eclipse

1-year anniversary of the Owl House Finale

The Magnus Protocal episode drops

Keanu Reeves revealed to be playing Shadow in the Sonic 3 Movie

Friendpilled visitmaxxer

Yuri On Ice movie cancelled

Watcher paywall controversy

Beta The Owl House Bible dropped

Dungeon Meshi boobs gif

Helluva Boss Season 2B trailer dropped

Destiel would have been “balls deep” if CW hadn’t blocked it

Arizona Diamondbacks game is delayed due to bees

It’s Gonna Be May

May

Fighting off spam bots invading the #asexual tag

The Amazing Digital Circus episode 2

Classic tumblr star @justgirlythings got married to her girlfriend now wife

Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef unexpectedly gets onto tumblr

FaceTiming fan at a concert meme

Tears of the Kingdom 1-year anniversary

First look at The Last of Us Season 2

Supernatural actors DJ Qualls and Ty Ollson announce their engagement to each other

The King Charles portrait

Slurpy faggi, the first AI generated gay Star Wars character

Death of Kabosu, the dog from the Doge meme

Jensen Ackles talks about Destiel at purcon and says the confession scene was clearly romantic

Pope calls everyone a faggot by accident

Phil Lester goes blonde

Rebecca Sugar posts pearlrose art of Pearl shapeshifting into Greg at some point

Donald Trump found guilty of 34 felony charges

Helluva Boss Full Moon drop

June

Venom: The Last Dance trailer dropped

Jason Todd from the DC universe died again but was brought back quickly

Dragon Age: The Veilguard drop

House of the Dragon Season 2 Episode 1 release

Nintendo Direct that announced various games including but not limited to: a new Mario&Luigi game, a new Legend of Zelda game where you can play as Zelda, and an official translation of Ace Attorney Investigations 2 that has been region locked for 13 years

Doctor Who sutekh

Helluva Boss Apology Tour dropped

Presidential Debate

Urusei Yatsura opening parodies

Old unuploaded Technoblade video was uploaded to the Technoblade channel, mcyt fandom reacts

July

Ao3 down for maintenance for 10 hours

An Extremely Goofy Movie trends because of Maxley

Crowdstrike worldwide Bluescreen day

Moon Landing Day

Biden dropping out of the race Supernatural trending

“I’m not calling you a good boy” meme

Gravity Falls the Book of Bill drops

August

Olympics Chocolate Muffin guy

Deadpool and Wolverine releases

Why dis [____] look so mad? Meme

Legend of Zelda Echoes of Wisdom second trailer drop

Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart at the Olympics

Christmas trends for some reason

Drawing Hatsune Miku from different cultures

Sonic movie 3 trailer drops

Helluva Boss short Weaboo boo drop

September

Our Flag Means Death September 1st dickwads gif

Aftermath of Hatsune Miku’s birthday

Minecraft movie trailer drop

Ace Attorney Investigations Collection drop

Dracula Daily September 8th entry

Taylor Swift at the VMAs

Venom: The Last Dance Final Trailer drop

Friday the 13th

Dead Boy Detectives gets canceled by Netflix

Undertale 9th anniversary

Steven Universe Pearl x Greg art comes out that may or may not be by Rebecca Sugar themselves

October

Spooky month begins once again 🎃

October 3rd, a special day in many fan circles including Mean Girls, Full Metal Alchemist, Dracula Daily, Milo Murphy’s Law, and the nation of Germany

The Amazing Digital Circus episode 3

Out of Touch Thursday Friday

Minecraft Live new update

Digital Circus 1st anniversary

Sunrise on the Reaping cover drop

Rickrolling Wikipedia article poll

Sonic x Shadow Generations drop

Vatican reveals anime girl mascot Luce

Boops return for Halloween

November

Election anniversary of November 5th 2020

Arcane season 2 drop

My Chemical Romance announces new tour

DreamSMP world download drop

Spirk became canon

Sonic and Shadow twitter takeover reactions

Sonic 3 poster drop

Arcane season finale with three ship kisses

Helluva Boss Mastermind drops

December

Luigi Mangione

Dan and Phil won an RPF poll against Jesus Christ and Judas Escariot

Okami sequel gets announced at Game Awards 2024

Helluva Boss Sinsmas drop

Sonic 3 movie drop

Hazbin Hotel Abel drop

[the-starlight-papers]

Tumblr Wrapped 2024:

But specifically just the things that I remember seeing a lot of on my dash and remembered to note down

December 2023:

galve goat destroyed by being eaten by birds

frozen bug man asking to borrow an outlet is a potentially fraudulent misogynist

January 2024:

Chicago rat hole

King Charles gets cancer

hellsitegenetics

February 2024:

1 day blinding stew

Car covered with hammers that explodes repeatedly (pregesterone gets her blog nuked and the tumblr CEO looses it)

Fairy vs. Walrus debate.

Terrible AI Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow featuring the Unknown.

Tumblr officially announces that they have a deal to train AI off of tumblr.

March 2024

Princess Kate weird photoshopped picture makes people speculate that she’s dead

Challenge to beat every single level in Super Mario Maker 1 reaches a crunch point due to Nintendo shutting the servers down in April

April 2024

Whatever the heck is going on with Boeing’s planes all falling apart and also their whistleblower dying under somewhat suspicious circumstances

Boop (April fools)

Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore got hit by a boat)

Visitpilled friendmaxxer

Pro Palestine divestment encampments and protests at universities across the US. Notably violent at Columbia university.

Bee guy saves the baseball game!

May 2024

- white people rap discourse

June 2024

general trump getting elected fear and posts telling everyone to fuckung vote for Biden because trump is only going to be worse, combined with GB election fears

Toyota Hilux

the presidential debate 🙃

July 2024

the French 👏go👏to👏the👏polls👏

Trump gets shot at a rally (only in the ear sadly)

CrowdStrike lives up to their name and strikes out a large crowd of Windows computers.

Biden drops out of the presidential race, citing old age.

JD Vance Couchfucking saga

I’m not calling you “good boy” ____, you ____!

Special section: Olympics!

Conservative Christians in the USA boycotting watching it because the opening ceremony had a recreation of the last supper/some dyanasious painting with drag

The USA men’s gymnast who only does one event and spends the rest of his time chilling and doing rubix cubes before stepping up, taking off his glasses, and absolutely destroying in the pommel horse

The Norwegian swimmer hoarding all the choccy muffins.

The shooting finals including the person who stands like a Jojo character, the woman who’s stanced and was giving people bi panic, and the 52 year old divorced dad in a t-shirt that won second.

The bus taking the skateboarders to their competition broke down so they all just skateboarded there instead

Imane Khelif, a cis woman boxer, is accused of being trans by JK Rowling because she looks too masculine

Breakdance will not return as an Olympic event because Australia was really bad at it.

August 2024

Colorado puppy adoption event rabies risk

Animation union yaoi

The triangle maker meme

Gravity falls trends due to book of bill release. Mostly with old man and triangle yaoi and jokes about how Ford doesn’t know about 9/11

World hatsune mikus

September 2024

Twitter gets banned in Brazil

First presidential debate: They’re doing transgender surgeries on illegal aliens who are in prison

Another trump assassination attempt but no one really cares than much about it

Moo Deng the baby hippo

Nefarious anglerfish meme evolves into the humble ____ meme

October 2024

people flipping the Wednesday doll’s hair back so they look bald

Why is this ____ serving Saddam Hussein hiding spot

Hawk tuah

Boop round 2 spooky edition

November 2024

US elections.

Dread immedietly following the us elections, including lots of people posting suicide hotlines.

The what is the most fuckable Tetris piece poll

The Onion buys InfoWars.

[nihilisticlinguistics]

crowdstrike shutdowns. funeral planning for my grandfather. Biden dropping out of the race. have to go into the office more (mandatory policy change). K's aunt is in the ICU also dying with his family flying out to see her. new project from the Big Boss with a 2 week deadline. upcoming family reunion I can't cancel on until I know if I'm dealing with a death in the family.

and still i am wedding planning.

[watchilove]

New Aston Martin Vantage AMV24 Edition: The tribute to a historic victory at CrowdStrike 24 Hours of Spa 2024

Aston Martin is celebrating the historic 2024 Crowdstrike 24 Hours of Spa race win in June 2024 by Vantage GT3 partner team Comtoyou Racing, with the launch of the limited-edition new Vantage AMV24 Edition. Only 24 examples of this unique specification Vantage will be created – designed and built exclusively for clients in Continental Europe. Continue reading New Aston Martin Vantage AMV24…

[georgegraphys]

Mercedes 2024 logo placement details (for drawing refs and sponsor analysis 👀

Team kits

2024 vs 2023 team kit left sleeve: IWC used to be on the left sleeve but now is replaced by SAP. So the left sleeve of the team kit has the composition of: SAP, Marriott Bonvoy, Einhell, Nuvei and the small tommy logo on the bottom

2024 vs 2023 right sleeve: IWC's logo who used to be on the left sleeve got moved to the right and took AMD's place. So the right sleeve of the team kit has the composition of: Solera, IWC, Akkodis, Pirelli, AMD, and the small tommy logo

2024 vs 2023 team kit (front):

2024 vs 2023 team kit (back): small tommy logo, AMG logo, petronas logo, and a bigger crowdstrike logo

Race suits

2023 vs 2024 race suits (front): snapdragon logo is now smaller, no more AMG logo

2023 vs 2024 race suits (left sleeve): IWC moved to the right side just like the team kit. It's now Petronas>SAP>Marriott Bonvoy>Einhell>nuvei

2023 vs 2024 race suits (right sleeve): Just like the team kit, IWC is now on the right side + taking AMD's prev spot so the composition now is : petronas>solera>iwc>akkodis>pirelli>AMD

2024 vs 2023 race suits (back): it's a bit blurry but same as the team kit except the crowdstrike logo is now teamviewer. The composition is fia logo>small tommy logo>amg logo>petronas>crowdstrike> some other ?? logo

anyways that's it for now! Will do more once the official portraits are out 👋👋

[opelman]

24h Spa 2024 by Ste Tit

[robinfrinjs]

Proton Competition beat CrowdStrike Racing by APR in a photo finish on the high banks of Daytona (Rolex 24H 2023)

[hellssblog]

[diocletianscabbagefarm]

I wonder if the Crowdstrike guys breathed a little bit of a sigh of relief when like 2 days after their historic fuck-up there's an even more historic news story when Biden pulls out of the race and everyone's attention is fully focused on that. The NYT Daily podcast hasn't even had a chance between Crowdstrike friday and Biden monday to do an episode about it.

[aspiringbelle]

Between the Trump assassination and Biden dropping out of the race, I bet CrowdStrike is glad the US media are ignoring them and the mess they made.

[superdiscochino]

Dipshit billionaire CEO not playing race car driver this weekend after fucking over everyone in the world except grateful Palestinians granted brief reprieve from Crowdstrike-dependent bombing (much to the consternation no doubt of some of his fellow competitors)

I liked car racing more when I didn't know who any of these assholes were I have to be honest