#crotchapple

[sharkgirldick]

What is the LEAST fuckable Pokémon you'd still consider fucking

Calyrex.

[candyredterezii]

There's always such a strange PVP happening in your askbox. It's like Overclown but text based

honestly half the time i dont even think im even apart of what is happening

[arieava]

Trick or treat!

hi ed 👋 you get this little guy :]

[skeleton-orb]

Lilac, lava, azure, French rose

ok we get it ur gay 🙄(also i'm choosing to believe u picked azure because i didn't think about what i was doing when i picked my url i just picked words that were cool , and not . you know.)

[wifewyrm]

I’m gonna tag @crotchapple @sagey-rages @nerdilings

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

[arieava]

42 for Spotify

[skeleton-orb]

Russet and Navy

ok i will start a only fans

[candyredterezii]

Do you have any bitches tho?

I have a homestuck url wtf do you think.

[cilantroodon]

[ID: A cartoon of a sadly frowning dog chained to a block with a large button on it. Above the button is a sign that says "Funny fart sound button! This button will make a funny fart sound when pressed! Pressing it will also electrocute this dog, but don't let that distract you from the funny fart sound that this button is going to make!" A person standing in front of the block is saying "Don't get me wrong, I love dogs! Some of my best friends are dogs! But I also love pressing buttons, and this one looks like it could be really fun!"

All other images are screenshots of replies and tags from the notes of this post.

From @/limmyfiz: I don't endorse electrocuting dogs- but what about the people who worked hard to design and create the button?? They deserve support, I'm pressing the button for them. :)

From @/57bees: Okay, buttons were a part of my childhood. They mean so much to me. What if I steal the button so the creator doesn't get the satisfaction of seeing me press it? That way I get to press the button, and I'm not doing anything wrong!

From @/transfenris-truther: Dogs are trying to cancel people who press the funny fart button. No wonder some people are scared of the power of dogs in our society.

Tags from @/frostiifae: button paid for by the 'we are going to electrocute every single dog' foundation, every button push gives us $1 with which to find and electrocute unsuspecting dogs, or suspecting dogs. who will judge you! for wanting to push a button! isn't that silly. aren't dogs horrible, really when you think about it dogs deserve to get electrocuted. anyway push the button and tell us what a good time you had!

From @/artezui: show me evidence that pressing that button will directly electrocute the dog i need your sources. that one doesn't count though

From @/pajrc1234: @/crotchapple and even then. "oh it's okay i found a way to push the button for free!" it's like that good place gif "okay but that's worse you do get how that's worse right?"

From @/thatcrowguy: like yeah sure ik that the button electrocutes a dod, but what if i press another button that gives another dog a treat after i press this button? hm? does that make me good? does that make me an ally still?

From @/weenofeeno: i don't really care for fart noises, but dogs make this insufferable yipping noise when they're under distress, and that pisses me off so i'll pay money to press the button out of spite. it's just a funny fart button after all, what's the big deal??

End ID.]

[yourfaveisitaliano]

Your Fave Gavin Free From Real Life Is Italian!

requested by @crotchapple

[inkytsuki]

A mixture of red, hot pink, and cyan

Red: "i am studying you for science"

Okay but valid tho. I should be in a lab somewhere.

Hot Pink: "We have equally terrible taste"

Goddamn right 😂😂😂

Cyan: "You are the sexiest person on this app"

[macklives]

[sir-cabbage1]

Sorry @crotchapple , 50k flop post

A succubus but instead of stealing your soul through sex she kisses you and your wallet disappears

[mackasks]

Who do you think her favorite troll is gonna be?

Well there’s an obvious choice, and then there’s another obvious choice.

But besides both those choices, by the end of the comic, I’m gonna say Aradia.

- Kallie

[the-goldsmith]

Let 👏 Clau 👏 be 👏 mean 👏

I don't mind clau being mean but I gotta stand up for my man Adam 😤

[kdinjenzen]

Who's your favorite person from outside of Rooster Teeth you've worked with?

The folks handling the English version of Genshin are incredible and I've had a bunch of wonderful conversations with them - we talked about charity events, Games Done Quick, and all sorts of great stuff. I love working with them and would absolutely work with them again.

Lenti, the voice of Joanna, is a dream to work with. Lenti was my director when doing VO for Kageki Shojo, and it's always a pleasure getting to chat.

Jen Brown is one of the coolest people I've ever met and I wish I could be HALF as cool as she is, we've talked so much about our love for horror things and I admire her a lot.

Shannon McCormick is the SWEETEST PERSON EVER!

I adore Ciarán Strange, the fact that I got to work with him on something was incredibly, the fact that we became FRIENDS is even more so. I admire him, everything he does, and everything he works for.

Cristina Valenzuela is exactly as cool as she seems, and I'd love to get to work with her more in the future.

The entire Ascendent Animation team is PHENOMINAL! Their dedication to casting diverse voices from around the world for their projects is second to none and they know just how silly this stuff can be and lean into that SO much that it's just a joy to work with them.

Anjali Kunapaneni, Kayleigh McKee, and Meli Grant are POWER HOUSES and beyond powerful in everything they do. And again, I'm lucky to have collaborated with them and luckier to call them friends.

Austin Lee Matthews IS A TOTAL SWEETHEART AND YOU ALL SHOULD CHECK OUT MEGATON GIRL! IT'S SO GOOD! AND HELLA QUEER! AND IT'S SUCH A REFRESHING SERIES! PLEASE SHOW AUSTIN AND MEGATON GIRL SOME LOVE!

...I could go on and on, there's so many amazingly talented, wonderfully kind, and absolutely dedicated people I've gotten to work with and I'd always love to work with them - and many others - again any time.