#crotchapple

[sharkgirldick]

What is the LEAST fuckable Pokémon you'd still consider fucking

Calyrex.

[candyredterezii]

There's always such a strange PVP happening in your askbox. It's like Overclown but text based

honestly half the time i dont even think im even apart of what is happening

[arieava]

Trick or treat!

hi ed 👋 you get this little guy :]

[skeleton-orb]

Lilac, lava, azure, French rose

ok we get it ur gay 🙄(also i'm choosing to believe u picked azure because i didn't think about what i was doing when i picked my url i just picked words that were cool , and not . you know.)

[howulu]

tagged by @lalalychee to shuffle my 'on repeat' spotify playlist and share the first 10 songs 🫶🏽 ty for the tag!!

wasteland, baby! by hozier

i, carrion by hozier

first time by hozier

all things end by hozier

after midnight by chappell roan

earfquake by tyler, the creator

favorite (vampire) by nct 127

get wild lemonade by kyle davis

casual by chappell roan

sweet yamz by fetty wap

i'm tagging @kingfredericks @oliviridian @byeh0e @evilgnome @crotchapple @yew--berries

no presh to actually do it & anyone i didnt tag pls feel free to do yours !! i just didnt wanna tag 20 ppl and get flamed hehe

[crotchapple]

Alright, got myself set up on Mastodon and Bluesky (shoutout to @obafii for an invite). I don't see myself being too active on either site until Tumblr finally gets unplugged but in the meantime you can follow me on both with my same username.

Crotchapple@mastodon.social

Crotchapple.bsky.social

[221btardisimpalawithloki]

I posted 1,849 times in 2022

569 posts created (31%)

1,280 posts reblogged (69%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@221btardisimpalawithloki

@stepmommycrowley

@clarafordahwin

@nobodydean

@crotchapple

I tagged 1,149 of my posts in 2022

Only 38% of my posts had no tags

#rb - 499 posts

#op - 234 posts

#vid - 27 posts

#dean - 18 posts

#lb - 14 posts

#sam - 12 posts

#tmgnatural - 8 posts

#fic rec - 8 posts

#prev - 8 posts

#cas - 8 posts

Longest Tag: 136 characters

#also gabriel shoulda done more psychological warfare ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ so like idk he traps dean in therapy in s13 as revenge for yelling at him

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

anyway the thesis is that sam is queer but all his boyfriends leave him for dean so it's just more convenient to date women

46 notes - Posted February 22, 2022

#4

stop LAUGHING guise. misha is being SILENCED by the cw PROOF under the cut

74 notes - Posted April 25, 2022

#3

See the full post

115 notes - Posted April 19, 2022

#2

👱🏻‍♀️ is-the-mary-video-cute Follow

NO!

If you see a Mary video where her hair is deflated, her nose is undersized, and her style is modern, that is a sign of distress and neglect. You can ensure your Mary is happy and healthy by providing her with hairspray, loud florals, a brown leather jacket and a bitchin' classic car. Hope this helps any Mary hobbyists out there!

247 notes - Posted October 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

24,673 notes - Posted March 2, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[cilantroodon]

[ID: A cartoon of a sadly frowning dog chained to a block with a large button on it. Above the button is a sign that says "Funny fart sound button! This button will make a funny fart sound when pressed! Pressing it will also electrocute this dog, but don't let that distract you from the funny fart sound that this button is going to make!" A person standing in front of the block is saying "Don't get me wrong, I love dogs! Some of my best friends are dogs! But I also love pressing buttons, and this one looks like it could be really fun!"

All other images are screenshots of replies and tags from the notes of this post.

From @/limmyfiz: I don't endorse electrocuting dogs- but what about the people who worked hard to design and create the button?? They deserve support, I'm pressing the button for them. :)

From @/57bees: Okay, buttons were a part of my childhood. They mean so much to me. What if I steal the button so the creator doesn't get the satisfaction of seeing me press it? That way I get to press the button, and I'm not doing anything wrong!

From @/transfenris-truther: Dogs are trying to cancel people who press the funny fart button. No wonder some people are scared of the power of dogs in our society.

Tags from @/frostiifae: button paid for by the 'we are going to electrocute every single dog' foundation, every button push gives us $1 with which to find and electrocute unsuspecting dogs, or suspecting dogs. who will judge you! for wanting to push a button! isn't that silly. aren't dogs horrible, really when you think about it dogs deserve to get electrocuted. anyway push the button and tell us what a good time you had!

From @/artezui: show me evidence that pressing that button will directly electrocute the dog i need your sources. that one doesn't count though

From @/pajrc1234: @/crotchapple and even then. "oh it's okay i found a way to push the button for free!" it's like that good place gif "okay but that's worse you do get how that's worse right?"

From @/thatcrowguy: like yeah sure ik that the button electrocutes a dod, but what if i press another button that gives another dog a treat after i press this button? hm? does that make me good? does that make me an ally still?

From @/weenofeeno: i don't really care for fart noises, but dogs make this insufferable yipping noise when they're under distress, and that pisses me off so i'll pay money to press the button out of spite. it's just a funny fart button after all, what's the big deal??

End ID.]

[candyredterezii]

I feel like it's been ages since I've seen Baguette Boy dance around my blog

[arieava]

42 for Spotify

[skeleton-orb]

Russet and Navy

ok i will start a only fans

[skyekurisu]

@fishing-lesbian-catgirl

@crotchapple

@amantesmortem

@shit-garbage

Oof

Me, sometimes, out of nowhere, at no specific time and for no specific reason.

[mylittlewritingplace]

I posted 9,533 times in 2022

That's 8,028 more posts than 2021!

24 posts created (0%)

9,509 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@forestdwellingrat

@crotchapple

@hummingbird-hooligan

@ruffboijuliaburnsides

@kelssiel

I tagged 496 of my posts in 2022

#oh my god - 12 posts

#amazing - 7 posts

#yes - 5 posts

#ofmd - 5 posts

#i love it - 4 posts

#*sigh* - 4 posts

#oh my gosh - 3 posts

#oops - 3 posts

#hey what the fuck - 3 posts

#izzy hands - 3 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#so if you’re in a position where someone is being told “how are you going to handle being an adult” and you’re a trusted person can you just

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

My gender is Probably Not Just Female But I Don’t Have The Time Or Range Of Experience To Figure It Out Right Now So *shrug*

3 notes - Posted August 17, 2022

#4

I made a lighthouse stamp for my favorite show!

I will clean it up/make a better one later but I got home, looked at my new block printing kit, and looked at the lighthouse doodle in my notebook and the power of Stede’s Art Therapy took hold

9 notes - Posted June 7, 2022

#3

Oh my god are there mosquitos on snowpiercer

11 notes - Posted August 2, 2022

#2

*shuffling between you and the wall* Don’t mind me, I’m just *dodging around the table* doing my daily curation *peeking behind the painting* of my blog by reblogging everything new in *crawling under the chair* the Izzy Hands tag today *barely opening the door and squeezing through the gap into the next room*

18 notes - Posted November 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Hey guys! I’m working on a college project and we have to collect peoples opinions on our product design concept. It’s entirely anonymous, we’re not collecting any data that traces back to you.

It would mean the world to me if you could fill this out, we were given a short deadline so we need responses in by Thursday evening, (Feb. 24) but earlier would be the best.

https://bostonu.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_3gEVkjtKjZueIwC

It’s supposed to be for people who are 25+, but if you fill it out and you’re younger don’t worry about it, we’ll filter your information out.

Thank you so much, and if you can boost this I’d really appreciate it as well.

35 notes - Posted February 22, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[yourfaveisitaliano]

Your Fave Gavin Free From Real Life Is Italian!

requested by @crotchapple

[candyredterezii]

Do you have any bitches tho?

I have a homestuck url wtf do you think.

[consistantly-changing]

[Image descriptions in order: a series of comments. crystalviolin321 says "reddit". unyanizedcatboys says "4chan". crotchapple says "US Army Recruitment". evilveganpizza says "tumblr.com".]

[An image of the four horsemen of the apocalypse with reddit, 4chan, US Army Recruitment, and tumblr.com photoshopped onto the horses."]

foster’s home for lonely dudes who get no bitches and stack no paper