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"what if someone's faking-" WHO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEES LITERALLY WHO EVEN CAAAAAAAAAAAARES OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DUDE WHO EVEN CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

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Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd

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Funniest detail in the new Deltarune chapters is that if you try to play Megalovania on one of the pianos Toby Fox's sona runs you over with a Little Tikes car and when you wake up you can't play it anymore

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I don't know if this is well known yet but if you stall for about 23 turns in the Tenna fight then there's special dialogue.

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i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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FINALLY found the "you reposted in the wrong borderlands" audio i made forever ago. i know the beginning is a little wonky but it was hard to find rhyming quotes. anyways proud of this so im posting :3

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i hope theyre friends forever. ....

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"sybau"

I KEPT SEEING THAT SYBAU MEME BUT NO HOMESTUCK ONES SO I MADE A EGGBERT ONE 🗣🔥🔥

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i wish somebody would watch all the movies ive been meaning to watch with me. it's easier to power through my adhd if someone is watching with me. we can share a blanket and snuggle and everything

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contributing to the mettatenna agenda

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