wifewyrm
omnes videre non eadem sidera
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Abraham. Pronouns? Mid 20s. ♋️. My gender is whatever makes me gayest in any context. Transphobes/Homophobes/Aphobes don't interact. Exclusionists choke. Icon & header by @dreampollens
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wifewyrm · 2 hours ago
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One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.
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wifewyrm · 9 hours ago
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Elon is recruiting randos from Twitter to compete for the chance to work themselves to death figuring out how to take away your welfare.
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wifewyrm · 10 hours ago
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Customer-facing introvert
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wifewyrm · 11 hours ago
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wifewyrm · 12 hours ago
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Assume the shark bite occurs while you're swimming at a beach and the lighting strike affects only you (no one else is hurt).
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wifewyrm · 12 hours ago
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it was also supposed to be temporary 
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wifewyrm · 13 hours ago
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Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age
Before 1990: //////
1990:////
1991://////
1992:////////////
1993://///////////////
1994:////////////////////
1995: //////////////////////////////////////
1996: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
1997: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
1998: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
1999: ///////////////////
2000: //
After 2000: /
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wifewyrm · 15 hours ago
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wifewyrm · 16 hours ago
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wifewyrm · 17 hours ago
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Apparently it's time to start posting and reblogging How to Tumblr stuff again. Lots of people are hopping from Twitter to Bluesky. A big thing to emphasize is that "repost" is the term bsky uses for "retweet", and we need to educate on the difference between "repost" and "reblog" here on Tumblr. We have so many things saying "don't repost things!" and that might cause confusion now that bsky has entered the game. I'd hate to see people avoiding Tumblr because they got yelled at for something they didn't do, because lingo is different.
I'll start: on Tumblr, "reblog" is sharing the original post on your blog for your followers to see. "Repost" is creating a new post with something you saved or downloaded or screenshoted from someone else's blog, and that's highly discouraged here. Please reblog to share the original so the creator can get the interactions too.
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wifewyrm · 18 hours ago
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I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.
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wifewyrm · 19 hours ago
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while I’m talking about disability shit.
I think people. sometimes. even in the disability community. forget that every possible symptom under the sun is on a spectrum of severity, intensity, frequency, etc. every person experiences their disabilities differently in ways that are, quite frankly, incomparable
sometimes the way people talk about certain disabilities implies that it is somehow possible to rank every disability from objectively ‘not that bad’ to ‘the worst in the world’ and that’s just not true. the way people talk about social anxiety or sensory issues or asthma or whatever forgets the fact that those are all disabilities that look very different from person to person and from day to day. there’s no such thing as an inherently mild disability
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wifewyrm · 20 hours ago
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Happy birthday, Duane.
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wifewyrm · 21 hours ago
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wifewyrm · 23 hours ago
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Olive’s first blep 😛
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wifewyrm · 1 day ago
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I wish I was a stress cleaner. Never once has my response to stress been “time to employ some good habits”
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wifewyrm · 1 day ago
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group costume
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