#crossy road chicken

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The Crossy Road chicken and the Duolingo owl fought to the death. The Crossy Road chicken won.

[video-game-birds-tournament]

Side A - Round 2 - Match Up 2

Propaganda:

Wave the Swallow

Jerk birds in video games are common, but Wave is the rare GIRL jerk Bird! Support women's wrongs

(With Jet and Storm, on if iconic or not) (I'd say yes. At least in the Riders trilogy. They're Team Sonic's main foils in those games (aside from Eggman, of course).)

(With Jet and Storm) Since most of the birds we have on this list are arrogant peacocks (pun intended), here's a whole trio of them! But at least these three have the abilities to back up their preening.

she blew up a 15 year old after her 14 year old boss told her not to. also, in the sequel game, she gets concussed and then immediately chooses to hop on her flying skateboard and zoom right into a black hole. oh and in sonic birds are canonically alien-genies

Corviknight

Cool metal bird that can kill you, but is also your taxi!

Chicken

The little guy's been hit with a train so many times, it deserves this

[pseudocyan]

holy ahit i just rediscovered that crossy road is a joke on ‘why did the chicken cross the road’ i feel like i have relearned the secrets of the universe

[vixymix101]

I love making cursed fanart

[shinigami-striker]

Crossy Road Castle | Wednesday, 09.11.24

Join Chicken and his pals Mallard, Unihorse, and Blue with Crossy Road Castle, which is available now!

[mayearies]

✰ AMOR WTF

✰ req: So, reader and miles are at the arcade, and reader is basically just trying to explain how if they keep playing crossy road, they'll be getting way more tickets (yk like those infinite tickets hack stuff lol). during reader's explanation miles is just zoning out fsr, but that doesnt last long because when reader wants to play another round of crossy road they reach into miles pocket, not noticing the look/stare that miles gives them, and obvi miles has to say sumn about what reader did (whether reader did it on purpose to yk, or not is up to you author🫣).  Thank you for your time love‼️ @mothmorales

genre: crack ⁉️

warnings: n word usage i guess a/n: OKAY THIS ONE WAS FUNNY LMAOOO THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING BABY

e42 miles and you walked around the arcade a little more and found yourselves at crossy road. to which he challenged you to beat his high score. "cause i'm that nigga, ma." he says. well, you easily beat his score which left his dumbfounded.

"you my nigga but ion know about that nigga." "aight, chill. shit was by chance too."

on your way here, you eyed a certain prize at the place where you count your tickets and you wanted. bad. so you started explaining how this game is basically farm for tickets. one game and you could be up a few hundred.

✩ miles was out of it, though he was pretty hungry not to mention also lost in his girlfriend's voice. he just agreed with everything she said, isn't too out of the ordinary by the way.

✩ you bit your cheek and frowned a little when you realized he wasn't listening so, you just stole his card out of his pocket and continued on with your ticket grind. that's when he came back to his senses.

he lightly grabbed your waist at where your dips lay, and leaned over to where his head was on your shoulder. you were used to these surprise actions of his, but they still caught you by surprise sometimes.

he kissed your cheek as your eyes still focused on getting the chicken across the road. but your mind was running wild. "yeah, i love you 'n all, but don't do that shit. i wanna play some games too."

"but i want that prize so badly, baby." "then ask me to refill your card, don't take mine. you ain't slick." "sometimes i am." "emphasis on 'sometimes'."

© hiimayee

[diegusting]

Inktober: day 27 - Road

Crossy Road chicken Jose.

[schlorb]

Crossy Road is a dystopian nightmare if you think about it

You a are a defenseless chicken or other small animal forced to advance endlessly through a harsh world consisting almost entirely of busy highways and train lines, the only signs of nature in this industrial hell being scarce strips of grass and rushing streams full of felled tree trunks.

You cannot ever stop to rest, because if you do, an immense eagle will swoop down onto you and drag you back to the start of your thankless journey.

Even death brings no relief, for as soon as an oncoming vehicle or rushing current brings you doom, you awake once more at the start.

Worse, if you have not paid 3.99 USD for the ad-free version, an advertisement appears every few miserable cycles of reincarnation.

You yourself, the entity behind the screen, can escape this Sisyphean torment by closing the game, but the chicken is not blessed with such a liberty.

It’s entire being is sealed in the code of the game, it has no choice but to keep advancing,

The high score gets higher and higher, but the chicken is given no ascending.

It must keep walking. Trapped for eternity.

[justyournormaljim]

The chicken crossed the road to beat the crossy road irl% record

:-/

[emmetofthestars]

idk much about katamari but the mobile game crossy road had a tie in thing with like 4 of the characters and a chicken dressed as the prince to push around the ball thing that i'd play on the bus in middle school and that was fun, i rlly want to get into it though

YEAG i saww the crossy roads prince outfit... i see now it also has king, queen and princess? neat.. i love the queen... uhm you should play katamari NOW joking of course

[gayvampyr]

crossy road is so sad. why don’t the cars stop. for the chicken :(

[video-game-birds-tournament]

Side A - Round 1 - Match Up 3

Propaganda:

Chicken

The little guy's been hit with a train so many times, it deserves this

Cedric the Owl

(when asked if iconic) (100% yes absolutely)

the most annoying bird. endlessly memeable. he's supposed to be helpful but mostly he just flies above as king graham gets murdered or fricks up his quest. incredible voice acting, for some definition of incredible.

[bisonandbubbles]

Tendou, curled up on the bed, crying:

Shirabu, just arrived to the room, picking something up from Semi: What's wrong with him?

Semi: everything

Shirabu *snorts*

Semi: yea the crossy road chicken's fate really upsets him right now

Shirabu: ?

Tendou: poor little chicken its smashed each time! smashed by little cubes! flattened to death,,,, when crossing the road in its silly little jumps... chicken... *sobs* im so sorry chicken,,,

Shirabu: ah

Semi: yea

[askladyinwhiteandfam]

How I bet Andy / Kicken Chicken would be playing crossy road-

Y'all think they would have a competition on who could get farther?

[shoegazergamer]

the chicken from crossy road:

[hedgypipes]

Monday was a great time for me personally because it was my 19th birthday, one of the things during that day was go with my parents and family to John’s Incredible Pizza and eat some Brunch there for the most part.

Some of the things I ate there were chicken and pizza with potatoes. I also did check some of the things and while some of the things stayed the same like the design and rides, alot of it has changed after me not coming to there in a long time with some of the rides attractions like the mini golf, bumper cars, and laser Dodge games feeling empty with 1 or 2 people rarely being there at all. The birthday rooms looks more like a place to integrated at by cops for a crime rather than a place to celebrate your birthday with family and friends but that’s just my opinion. The Toon Time Theatre is a great place where I used to go and eat at all the time, watching cartoons, shows, and movies in there (when they had Old Boomerang on there) when I was little, but don’t go to there due to them changing it a bit, replacing some of the old pictures of cartoon characters like Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Yogi Bear, Woody Woodpecker, Scooby-Doo, Bugs Bunny and pics of the mascot bear with movie and tv posters that are alright for the most part but it’s something that you’ll usually see everywhere else, unlike the older pictures and posters which makes them more Special and unique in some way and also some of the colors changes and what they play on the big screen in “Toon Time Theatre” doesn’t interest me like it use to, so yeah, that’s why I don’t usually go there anymore, maybe someday I’ll revisit that, but for now, Nah, it ain’t for me anymore.

I honestly did have a even better fun time playing some of the arcade games there, including Pac-Man but with a giant screen and has multiplayer, Space Invaders Frenzy that also has a giant screen and has multiplayer as well, an arcade verison of Crossy Road, a game machine where u catch popcorn balls to earn points that I love playing as a kid, an Arcade ripoff of Flappy Bird, Hot Wheels: King of the road, a Minion whack a mole game, Super Alpine Racer, Cruis’n Blast, a game where you stack up shapes to make a big tower, and Big Bass Wheel. I also did competed with my nieces and nephew on the Hotwheels arcade game with me winning every single time with one of them either winning only a single round of the game or they didn’t, probably the former. I wouldn’t say the same thing for me and my dad playing the arcade version of connect four however. We completed on there a lot with him on there with him winning almost every single time, much to my dismay but I wasn’t TOO bitter and jealous about it, at least I have fun managing to get a full win in the last round and there so it counts! After that, me, my dad, and my mom went to the Photo Booth to get our picture taken and it came out great, so we and especially mom loved it! After that, I went to play one last game in the big arcade area there, The Twister Arcade Machine or as I like to call it, “Twister: Body Torture Arcade Edition”.

I had a bit of hard time to keep up with what spots it was trying to tell put my hand or feet on with some of the spots being really hard to reach and touch without making a mistake to the point that I lost to the game a few times until I won all of the rounds because I was both flexible and also being very a lot more careful to not make a mistake, thank god I’m still flexible and able stretch my arms and legs a bit longer after all these years! 😅😮‍💨

After that, Me and Mom went on the “Typhoon” Simulator Arcade Ride since that was one I could use the last of my points on my card and we have a blast on there, flying with a toy plane that goes around a big city on the screen, a good time overall with mom having fun on it too! 😁 After that, we decided we were done playing around here and leave, but before that, I took some of the pics of the arcade games that doesn’t work anymore so that I could look at it and show it to all of you who are reading this. Looking at them now, I feel sad 😞 about how they don’t work like they used to anymore with ones that u can’t scan your card on, have a hard time trying to get your points, not function at all, or just be entirely turned off. I wish the people at John’s incredible Pizza would give them away to people especially me or refurbish them so that many people could replay them again or play it for the first time ever but I doubt that’s ever going to happen since 1: they have been getting rid of some of their old stuff as of lately concerning that I remember there used a be an broken Ice Age Ice Hockey near by but when I come back to it on my birthday, it and the rest of the stuff on it was suddenly gone, 2: even if they did decide to sell it or give them away, there will be a big catch like a high price that neither me or my family could ever afford or something to add to their collection of games and equipment, 3: I wouldn’t even know how to fix, repair, or refurbish it and my parents would definitely be against that, especially if it means that I have to pay someone to do it for a very large amount of money, 4: it would be hard for me, my family, and staff members to carry it into our car, fit it inside or on top of it, and especially fit all of them or at least one in our home or the garage with the stuff that we already have in there, and 5: I don’t think they’ll care about all of it since and also because of the fact that there are less people working than before the pandemic, they’ll probably be stuck in ruin until someone gets rid of them, sigh 😔. Hopefully Namco and Konami and many other will bring back DDR, Time Crisis, and many other arcade series like these back into the spotlight with new console and arcade games, remake/remasters, ports, and collections in the near future! But I still have fun after that. After me and my family got home, some of them left to do some errands and I was just going to the good times I have in my room, finally watching Nimona on Netflix for the very first time on my own! Well I was before one of my nieces came while I started to watch it and she decided to butt in and watch it with and while i could’ve watched by myself and told her no thanks, after saying please 🥹, I changed my mind and decided to let her watch it with me while also trying ignore her and tell her to not say any spoilers m she might tell me unintentionally or not due to my other niece warning me that she likes to spoil things a lot all the time, jokes on them however since I read a lot of times during my years at high school!!😏😏

After getting a final birthday meal that my dad got me from my restaurant one of my old childhood friends work at, I enjoyed eating the meal I have while watching the movie with my niece which wasn’t gonna be as bad as I thought it would be even though she ask too many questions and sometimes annoy and bugged me more than she should have, I still love her at the end of the day tho. After all of that, we finish the movie and we both loved it (well mostly me since she didn’t 2/3 of the movie for some reason).

My mom did got me an ice cream cake during the time I and my little niece was in the middle of watching Nimona. Hopefully I will finish it one of these days tho. Overall I would give my my 19th birthday a 9/10 for even if a few things I wanted to do didn’t go the way I wanted to, I still have fun regardless of the outcome and heck, I even got a gifts as well to including some candy and letters from my nieces, air pods pro from my mom, and Kirby’s Return to Dreamland; Fire Emblem Engage, and SpongeBob: The Cosmic Shake as well, it was honestly it was just a great day to be me!

Happy Late Birthday to Me yay!

Also: NIMONA is 10/10 and BLUE SKY NEVER DIES!!!!