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anxiousangerball · 2 years ago
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
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ruporas · 8 months ago
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need to exist in your warmth (id in alt)
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#blood tw#ruporas art#love u when i get to cuddle u and love u when i get to feel ur blood soak into my hands#being this close to one another means the eternal suffering of trying to separate love and mission. love for one and love for humanity#i like to think of pre-vol8 vash as someone who struggles with his feelings for ww bc as equal and as trusted he is -#vash knows his responsibilities and he knows/expects ww wouldn't let him stray from it either. for that he can't take to any romantic incli#and i think itd make him view ww in a stricter non-personal way... If that makes ANY sense.#for ww - take someone who youv gotten close to and ended up liking more than you expected#someone who has a belief and follows it stubbornly - someone who'll get into more fights and trouble more than youv had your entire life#ww thinks of him as a monster but he knows theres a limit he himself can take - i feel like hes considered what might be the limit for vash#for Safety measures. just in case. yknow. whenever he himself might have to load the bullet < him hyping himself up as if he could do it#my point being that the thought of vash being dead crosses his mind more than he'd like. i think its a simultaneous dread drop in his stoma#for failure of the mission - but also an Ok? They can be killed? and also a disastrous gunning of his own heart. considering how much they#both live in their own heads some days are Just the worst ever for them in each others company. but also they lov each other :[ sooo much
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sigalrm · 1 year ago
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Le tournevis by Pascal Volk
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trustyalt · 9 months ago
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+ YEEHAW
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pie-bean · 2 months ago
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I haven't noticed how cute and silly looking Ranchi goldfish look before!
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andr0nap-wf · 4 months ago
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doggoframe 1999: the protopuppers
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ri-afan · 6 months ago
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*video starts and the mood is somber. There’s a black-haired guy sitting at a desk facing the camera with his hands folded together on the desk and his eyes trained in the lens*
“Hello. If this video has reached you, then that can only mean one thing: I have died.”
*there’s a tense moment of silence before someone snorts offscreen, then everyone’s laughing*
“God, Danny, what the hell??” A tired feminine voice exclaims.
A male voice pipes up offscreen. “Come on, Jazz, that was hilarious!”
“I knew we shouldn’t have let him write the script!” A purple stuffed animal flies quickly into the shot where the first guy is laughing with his head on the desk and it bounces off his head and out of the shot again.
“Aw, but that wouldn’t be fair, Sam, would it? It’s my reveal video.”
“How many puns did you fit in it?” The second voice asks, sounding distinctly gleeful.
“At least twelve, depending on how you count puns that can go both ways,” the guy on screen says as he wiggles an eyebrow to the camera lens, which sets off the second guy’s laughter again.
There’s a couple sighs heard and the first gal’s voice is heard closer as the camera moves. In the background you can hear the guy laughing on the floor about a blooper reel before complaining about steel toed boots. “Okay, we’ll try this again, little brother. Next time don’t—” the video cuts out
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1v31182m5 · 1 month ago
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On my planet, this is hilarious /starfire ref
Joke explanation in tags
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sandeewithtwoe · 8 months ago
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I’m not good at drawing cows please forgive me
Horror belongs to sour-apple-studios
Farm belongs to GuinongTale_AU
Transcript:
Horror: Alright, that’s enough work for today
Horror: Hey, Farm! Are you almost done with- uh…
Farm: Ah! There you are!
Farm: Please excuse my gaster blaster, I take my eyes off her for 5 seconds and she goes off doing her own thing
Horror: THAT’S your gaster blaster?
Farm: Uh yeah? Doesn’t yours look like this too?
Horror: …Heh, no, not at all
Farm: (He really seems to like her. Are cows his favourite animal?)
Horror: <- Is planning so many pranks on Cross right now
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just-null · 1 month ago
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CATRAKU LOOKS SO... S-SO... NNNHHSHSHAAAAAAAAAHHHHH *caresses him violently*
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PATS.. BUT VIOLENTLY
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isjasz · 1 year ago
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[Day 116]
Damn why is the camel so slow guys
(The strange familiarity)
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listen-to-the-inner-walrus · 2 months ago
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Cross-stitch really does make you reconsider whether or not you understand basic maths. Like yeah, I know the difference between 4 and 5, definitely. Ignore me as I undo several stitches.
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zeldareference · 2 months ago
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hii, feel free to ignore this, may i request fresh x cross? (if i requested this already feel free to delete it 🙏)
yes u may 😈🙏
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anyway, if fresh found him instead of ink or smthn idk i havent watched underverse 😓
cross belongs to jakei95
fresh belongs to Crayon Queen/LoverOfPiggies
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omega-e123 · 3 months ago
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Dude I’ve been having thots,, I must share them with you and get ur opinion or reaction especially since a lot of ur shadow smuts revolve around a certain hedgy having a breeding kink. Imagine if you’re on birth control tablets and he sees you taking them one day and you tell him what they’re for, I feel like he’d either get all grumpy and sad because oh boy does he have a massive breeding kink even if he knew rationally you probably were on some sort of contraception (that’s even if it could happen) or he’d get all gloomy n sad but would refuse to tell you because he thinks it’s silly and immature to feel that way especially if you’ve been together for a while, but I feel like he’d probably let it slip when you’re both getting freaky afterwards because it would mix in with his dirty talk about how hes gonna fuck the birth control out of you 💀
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This is in the time he’s not ready to be a father, but has the kink.
Shadow seems like the type of person to have discussed safety and methods prior along with whether or not if it’s even possible. He’s not going to take that risk, especially at your expense.
During the season, sometimes Shadow magically forgets. Absolutely fixated on you. Remembering causes him to get frustrated. The hell are you on pills for? You should be wanting a child just as mush as he does!
“Hmph. Do what you want. I won’t let something minor such as a pill get in my way. ”
Oh boy, if it moves on to sulking. The rush of emotions Shadow gets are definitely being internalized until it’s time to get down and dirty 100%. Like a balloon bursting as it slowly gets filled up with air. Those are rough sessions. Your poor legs won’t be working for a while.
Outside of rutting season, he rationally knows you’re on birth control pills. It still doesn’t lessen the embarrassment after Shadow’s hormones have calmed. His cheeks are going to match his gay highlights.
If the first time was spontaneous and he found out later down the line after multiple attempts, Shadow would absolutely be upset and annoyed. A pouty hedgehog is in your hands.
Grabbing you by the hips, Shadow leans in close. His breath tickling your lips, “You’re telling me all this effort attempting to put a baby in you was a waste of time?” A yelp is forced out of you when his hand slid down to firmly grab your ass. “Or perhaps, I need to try harder?”
Shadow struggling even more to keep his distance away from you, now knowing you’re on birth control. The pill is 99% effective and he is desperately trying to convince himself that 1% chance of it failing. Even then, that’s only if you’re taking them perfectly. Typical use is 91% effective. Odds are stacked against him, but Shadow is the ultimate life form goddamnit!
“Seven out of a hundred get pregnant on the pill… I’m determined to make you one of them.”
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potato-lord-but-not · 5 months ago
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always and forever have them on the brainnnn
also this ship really is the definition of ‘we lost the plot’ what even is malevolent anymore
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peachiiqr · 2 months ago
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I just thought about caseoh screaming kitty when I first saw him like this so. KITTYYYY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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