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big rig manhandles his former captain out of the scrum kraken at penguins | 15th january 2024
#jamie oleksiak#kraken#sidney crosby#pittsburgh penguins#mine:gif#mine:sid#gif:s#sidney#penguins#big rig#fisticuffs#in a manner of speaking#kraken @ pens#15.01.24#height difference
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There's something undeniably sexy about these veterans going head-to-head to defend their teammates!
Ovi and Sid have a war of words after Tom Wilson knocks out Jamie Oleksiak. Pierre Maguire narrates...
#pittsburgh penguins#sidney crosby#jamie oleksiak#washington capitals#Tom Wilson#alexander ovechkin#i dont understaaaaaand#thank fuck for the narration#pierre maguire
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Which of the boys do you think would be the best/most willing to take your virginity? Like, they know they'd make you feel good and safe and loved.
Jeremy Swayman
Tyson Jost
Owen Power
Freddie Andersen
Leon Draisaitl
Juraj Slafkovsky
Arber Xhekaj
Nico Hischier
Mat Barzal
Jamie Drysdale
Sidney Crosby
Jamie Oleksiak
Joseph Woll
#kink list#leafsbabe bullshit#jeremy swayman#tyson jost#owen power#freddie andersen#leon draisaitl#juraj slafkovsky#arber xhekaj#nico hischier#mat barzal#jamie drysdale#sidney crosby#jamie oleksiak#joseph woll
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Cold As Ice - The Interview
Here my fic for the May AU event for the HRPF fandom. As usual I am late getting it done. Apparently, I am physically incapable of writing a short blurb.
This a mafia AU. @pattiemac1 and I have created this AU together over the last two/three years. We add to it then take things away constantly. She graciously allowed me to insert my characters of Lex and Teddy (from Journey to the Emerald City) into the world.
This is a little glimpse into the world of a Sidney Crosby led mafia family and Teddy/Lex became a part of it. I don't think it needs much warning other than language and some implied violence. As usual fluff abounds between my two little cupcakes.
I will put a link at the bottom for anyone interested about Teddy/Lex in their world.
Word count - 7.1K words
@hrpffandomeventblog @cellythefloshie @fallinallincurls @penstxgal1968
SUMMER 2021 - DALLAS, TEXAS
Jamie “Lex” Oleksiak yawned as drove down the expressway toward home. It had been a rough night at the club. Three guys had called off and so he was forced to work at the front door. Between the oppressive heat and steady wave of SMU sorority girls shooting their shot with him, he was more than ready to get home. He mentally pictured the refrigerator and recalled at least two bottles of cold beer that he would be drinking soon.
His cell phone rang and he glanced at the notification on his console screen. “Of course Seggy would call at 3 AM,” he thought to himself. He answered the call at the last moment. “Hey Seggy,” he said, “What’s up?”
Tyler Seguin held his cell phone to his ear and unbuttoned his shirt. “You are a tough guy to track down, Big Rig,” the brunette laughed, “I had to call three different guys to get your number. It’s like you dropped off the face of the planet.You still in Dallas?”
“Yeah, still in here in Big D,” he muttered, feeling stung by the word still. It was not his plan to still be in Dallas. No, he had planned to return to Toronto with this tail tucked between his legs years ago. But life got in the way and his career began in security. He had almost saved enough to make the move back with a little dignity when he was struck by a thunderbolt. A thunderbolt named Theodora “Teddy” Baxter.
Ironically, they met the last time that he had been forced to work the front door at the club. The moment she looked up with those bright blue eyes and megawatt smile as she handed over her ID, he was hooked. For reasons still unknown to him, she had agreed later that night to go on date with him. They had been inseparable ever since and any plans to move back to Toronto went out the window. His heart was firmly planted in Dallas. Well, anywhere she was.
“What’s keeping you there?” Seggy questioned, “I thought you would have moved onto greener pastures by now. I know I did.”
“It’s complicated,” Lex answered vaguely.
Seggy got quiet for a moment and debated whether to push the issue. Big Rig was not known to be an open book and he needed him to have an open mind. “I got ya. Life’s like that sometimes,” he commented casually, “Listen, you still doing security work? That’s the word on the street.”
“Depends on who is asking,” Lex answered coolly. Other than his parents, he had not admitted to any of his Toronto friends that his professional hockey career had been a bust.
“It’s me asking - it’s me,” Seggy answered. He had picked up on the tone in Big Rig’s voice. They shared in a desire to not let word of their career failure reach Canada. They had that much in common.
“And why are you asking?” Lex asked warily.
“Because I have a lead on a job and I think that you would be a good fit.” he said bluntly. Tyler tried to mask the desperation in his voice.
The last guy that was brought into the crew turned out to be an utter disaster. Claude Giroux had been recommended to the crew by Flower and didn’t take long to discover that he wasn’t going to last long. His gruff demeanor ruffled the sensitive egos of the rag tag crew. The last straw was when he openly defied The Boss. It was so bad that HE delivered the permanent pink slip to the back of Giroux’s head himself.
“Tell me more,” Lex asked.
Tyler explained that the job would be head of security for the CEO for Maritime Industries. When Lex didn't respond immediately, Tyler read from his phone. “Planning and implementing comprehensive security strategies, controlling the security operations budget, monitoring expenses,” he rattled on.
“Seggy, are you reading that off your phone?” Lex interrupted.
“Ummmm, no” Seggy stammered.
“Don't bullshit me. What's the job?” Lex asked.
“It’s a crew in Pittsburgh- mainly strip clubs and a few night clubs,” Seggy sighed, “and a few extracurricular activities.” Tyler tried to downplay the extent of the organization until he got a sense of how comfortable Lex would be with the ethically gray area.
“Seggy…..we are not 21 any more,” Lex asserted, “I’m too old to go back to that petty ass shit.”
“Big Rig, would you believe me if I told you that Sid is planning on going legit?” Tyler pleaded, “We really need a guy like you.”
“Sid?” Lex questioned, “Like Sid Crosby? That guy runs all of Pennsylvania and half of NYC. Holy shit - Seggy how did you end up on that crew.”
“Long story, but let’s just say that my hockey skills finally paid off,” Tyler smiled, “Seriously, he is going legit soon. The pay is good and there are bennys.”
“How good is the pay?” Lex quizzed.
“Let’s just say that my family isn’t questioning my “hockey” career anymore,” he replied.
“Shit - that good?” Lex muttered as he pulled into the parking lot of his apartment building. He looked up and saw the light on his living room. Teddy was waiting for him. Teddy who had never gotten so much as a parking ticket, much less arrested. “No,” he thought to himself, “I can’t bring her into that life.” He sighed, “Sorry, Seggy. I can’t.”
“Why?” Tyler whined. Sid wasn’t too happy that he was having to handle the day to day security operations and you know what they say, that shit ran down hill to Tyler. He needed to get someone to replace Giroux. He needed that someone right now.
“Sorry, Segs - I gotta girl now. I don’t want to mess it up,” Lex said softly.
“You’re turning down this dream job over a girl? Are you crazy?” Tyler scoffed.
“Yeah, I am crazy,” Lex sighed, “I just can’t risk losing her.”
“I gotta meet this girl,” Tyler pushed before he decided that a softer touch was required, “I get it. Not really, but I get it. Why don’t you take a night and think about it. I can hold off Sid for that long.”
“I doubt I will change my mind, Seggy,” Lex countered, “She is the real deal.”
Lex hung up the phone and walked up to his apartment. He set his things down as he walked past the cramped kitchen. It was really just a glorified studio, but Teddy had done her best to make it homey. She had even started a new series on her YouTube channel - DIY Dollar Tree home decor.
As if by unknown force, Teddy began to rouse when she felt Lex’s presence in the room. She had fallen asleep with her laptop open while editing videos. “Lex?” she yawned as she stirred, “Is it that time?”
He walked over to her and moved her laptop to the table before scooping her into his lap. “Yeah,” he kissed her cheek as she curled her body into his chest. “How was work?” he questioned.
Since the “Great Escape”, Teddy had taken two jobs to replace the income from her father’s real estate firm. Even with that, the duo struggled to make ends meet. She had grown up with every luxury known to man and gave it all up two months ago to be with him after her father had issued the ultimatum. She had to pick between her family and her love. She made the choice in an instant and never looked back. Now she was waitressing at the best steakhouse in town at night and nannying for Stars goalie Ben Bishop during the day. She operated on fumes but never once complained.
“Work was good. I had a private party so the tip was great, even the company was horrible,” she smiled. Lex furrowed his brow while she continued “Paige came in and was well, you know, Paige,” she sighed, “Thank God for automatic gratuity. She might have stiffed me otherwise.” Lex studied her face and could see her desperately trying to keep the facade up but he could see the pain behind her eyes. Paige had been her childhood best friend but had turned her back on Teddy when she chose him after her family’s ultimatum.
“Foz,” he said gently as he caressed her face. She smiled at the nickname he had given on their first date. It had started out as “Fozzy Wozzy Bear had red hair”, but had shortened over time to just Foz.
She shook her head to protest and shake the negative thoughts that were beginning to swirl in her brain. “No, Lex - it’s fine,” she lied, “She’s not important and I am glad that I could see her true colors finally.” She had seen the true colors of most of her childhood friends as one by one they dropped her. “It’s funny,” she thought to herself, “None of them had anything to say as they ignored the obvious signs that Chaz was beating me. But let me fall in love with a good, decent man who works hard and all of a sudden they are all concerned about my well-being.” The bitterness rose up inside of her.
Her mind raced for a distraction. “I have a surprise for you!’ she jumped up and his eyes followed her. She came back with a to-go bag from the restaurant. He pulled out the box and opened it. Inside was a huge tomahawk steak with all the trimmings. He looked up to see her beaming smile, “They said it was overcooked because they wanted it super rare, but it’s cooked just like you like it, so I snagged it.”
She moved to the side of him as he ate off of his lap. They enjoyed the moment in quiet contentment as Lex’s mind raced. “How long?” he asked himself, “How long can I ask her to make these sacrifices? How long before she runs back to the easy life. The life I can’t give her.”
His thoughts were interrupted with her voice, “Spill it, Jamieson.” She only used his full name when she was completely serious.
“An old friend called with a job offer,” he started. Her face lit up immediately. “But it’s in Pittsburgh,” he interjected, expecting her face to drop. It did not. “And it’s not necessarily completely above board.” Again, he expected her expression to change, but it was bright and hopeful. “I told them no,” he said finally. “Why?” she questioned.
“I can’t leave you,” he answered.
“Then take me,” she replied as if it was the obvious answer.
“You would go? You would go to Pittsburgh? But Dallas is your home,” he said in disbelief.
“My home is with you, Love,” she kissed his cheek.
“And it doesn't bother you that there may be some shady shit?” he prodded.
“There is shady shit going on everywhere, even the corporate world. There is a reason my father has a security detail. You don’t become a billionaire without doing some shady shit and making a few enemies along the way. What's the difference? The real question is would you take the job if I weren’t a factor?”
“I would at least go have the conversation,” he answered,
“Then go have the conversation,” she kissed his cheek.
Lex picked up the phone and dialed Seguin. He only spoke three words when Tyler answered, “Set it up.” Then he hung and focused on Teddy, “Tell me about Paige. What did she do this time? Do I need to go pay her a visit” He tickled her sides and nipped at her neck. “I can be your enforcer, Foz. Just say the word.”
TWO DAYS LATER
“Foz” Lex asked as she adjusted his tie on the private plane Crosby had sent for them, “Where did you find this suit? I am not buying the Goodwill story.” The odds have her randomly finding a tailored suit that fit his almost six eight frame was slim to none.
“I acquired it. That's all you need to know,” she grinned.
Lex opened the suit jacket and saw the label with the words “Custom made for RTB”. He looked up at her in surprise. “Is this your dad's suit? Did you steal a suit from your dad?” Their height was about the only thing he had in common with the stubborn, prideful man.
“Steal is such a harsh word,” she answered as she brushed imaginary lint off of his chest. He looked at her with one eyebrow raised,”it's an old suit. It was languishing in the back of his closet. I am pretty sure he wore it to my confirmation. We are giving it new life.”
“You stole it, Foz,” he teased.
“Well, think of me as modern day Robin Hood,” she teased as she pulled on his tie to kiss him, “And you can be me Maid Marian.”
His eyebrows furrowed in sign of disapproval. “What? You would look good as Maid Marian,” she protested before continuing, “I simply tested the supposedly top notch security system at my parent's house. I was doing them a service actually. They should be thanking me that I only took a suit as payment. It could have been worse.”
“Put it back once we get home,” he chided.
“Fine, but Lex, I don’t think you are going to be up for the level of shady shit working for Sid Crosby is going to require if you can’t accept one re-acquisitioned suit from my father,” she playfully pouted.
“I am the only criminal in this relationship. You are the virtuous one with the heart of gold, got it?” he said. He cracked a smile, but the message was clear - leave the shady shit to him.
“Got it,” as she adjusted his tie, “Now let’s go knock him dead.”
Maritime Manor - Sidney Crosby Compound - Fox Chapel, Pennsylvania
Lex stood at the large picture window for a moment. He examined what he could see of the extensive grounds. The lawn was well manicured with each of the smaller cottages on the compound sharing a large common area. Just beyond the cottages was a wooded area that extended to what looked like a river or creek bed. He mentally checked for sight lines and frowned at the results.
He turned around and examined the large office that had been created from two small guest rooms. At the far end, a large conference table sat covered with stacks of money. From what he could quickly estimate, it was easily $20K in stacks with a pile left to be sorted. He walked closer to the table. The pile was probably another 50K left to be sorted from collected protection money from the weekend.
Outside the office, he heard the jovial sounds of the crew chirping each other. Suddenly they got quiet. He turned to face the door. The chatter had turned seriously and he heard the sound of the front door open. He then heard the sound of Sid’s distinct Nova Scotian accent, “Who is she?”
Then he heard the accented voice of Andre Burakovsky, “She’s with the big guy. He’s waiting for you in the office.” Lex’s body tensed up and he faced the door.
Seggy piped in, “You left him in the office? Alone?”
“That’s not good?” the Swede questioned Seggy as they walked past him. Sid’s silence sent the resounding message that it was indeed, no good. Lex heard footsteps that approached the door. He resumed his position by the picture window, but turned when Sid and Seggy walked in the room.
Sid did a quick visual assessment as he walked in. His lips pursed when he saw the stacks of money in the open. When his eyes landed on the gun left out in the open, he shook his head, “Burky, Burky, Burky.”
After a quick one shoulder hug and pat on the back, Tyler moved to make the introductions. “Sid, this is Jamie Oleksiak aka Big Rig,” he began, “We go back a long way. Big Rig, this is Sid Crosby. He runs this crew.”
“I am sure that he knows who I am, Seggy,” Sid interjected as he shook hands with Lex, “You can leave us alone now.” Tyler’s head went back and forth as the two stood in an extended handshake.
“Sure, Sid,” Tyler said through the tension that radiated off of the two men sizing each other up. “I’m just going to go head over to the clubs and deal with that bouncer issue.”
Lex noted the hand strength in the shorter man as Tyler left. He also noted the slight flair in his nostrils and tense jaw. On the surface, Sid appeared calm and neutral. He crossed in front of Lex to walk to his desk. He made a quick turn while pulling out his gun. He was met by a gun pointed between his temple as Lex quickly removed his gun from his hand. Time stood still as the two men stared each other down. The beating of each other’s heart pounded in their ears. It was then that Sid noticed the gun pointed at his head was one of his own. His eyes shifted and he saw the hidden gun safe ajar.
Sid said neutrally, “So what’s your plan of action here, Big Rig?”
“Well, I would say my plan of action is to find out if you are as big of an idiot as your crew,” Lex said equally as cool, “Also I would say that we are in the process of sizing each other up. I think I have the upper hand literally and figuratively.”
“I think that you have proven your point,” Sid took a step back without breaking eye contact, “You have found some vulnerabilities that need to be addressed. Care to sit down and discuss the job now like professionals?” Lex nodded and Sid carefully walked behind his desk.
“Hands on the desk,” Lex ordered as he kept the gun pointed at Sid.
“Come on, Big Rig,” Sid smiled, “I said like professionals. Besides, do you think I am going to kill you with your girl sitting in the next room?”
Lex’s eyes squinted slightly but his expression did not change. He shrugged and said, “It’s a possibility, but that’s assuming that you get me before I get you, which is not going to happen.”
“Fair enough,” Sid conceded, “You got the job by the way if you want it. Want to hear the details?” Lex nodded his head yes. Impressed with Sid’s direct approach. “Then put the damn gun down,” Sid instructed. Lex lowered his weapon, but kept the gun in his hand. “First, tell me the other vulnerabilities you saw.”
“I don’t work for free,” Lex replied, “Tell me about the job and compensation. I will discuss it with Teddy. Then I will give you a breakdown of your slip-shod security.”
Sid sat back and smiled, “You don’t bullshit. I like that.”
“I find that it makes life simpler,” Lex responded.
“Alright, here is a breakdown of the job. You are head of security for all business locations as well as the compound. You have complete discretion in terms of staffing and resources that you need. My only non-negotiables are Seggy and Burky. They may need some fine tuning, but I trust them,” Sid explained, “Compensation includes salary, housing and benefits.”
“What’s the salary?” Lex quizzed.
“Name your price,” Sid answered without hesitation. Lex balked and Sid continued, “Look, I have a good gut instinct about you. You have already proven that you will stand your ground and you are not a yes man. That’s what I need.”
“I gotta talk it over with my lady,” Lex answered slowly, “Tell me about the crew.”
Outside in the great room, Teddy’s legs bounced up and down on the gray leather sofa as she played with the bracelet on her wrist. She moved her fingers from stone to stone. Burky watched from the side of the room and ran his fingers through his hair before bringing his thumb to his mouth. He slowly chewed his fingernail while contemplating his next move. He knew had screwed up letting the Big Bird or whatever his name was into the office. He had been distracted by the red head when she entered the room wearing a navy blue sheath dress that hugged her curves. Women had always been his weakness.
Sid would come down hard on his stupidity if he didnt come with a plan to make up for it. “What were you thinking, dumbass?” he chastised himself. Suddenly he saw a glint that caught his eye. He focused on the origin of it and smiled widely. He knew what he needed to do.
“Excuse me” he asked brightly and exaggerated his Swedish accent slightly, “What did you say your name was?
Teddy looked over at him warily, “Teddy.” She wasn’t in the mood to make small talk. She was a bundle of nerves as the reality of the situation sank in. This could be her future - a future outside of Texas. It was a move that would hammer the final nail in the coffin of her relationship with her parents.
“Ahhh, Teddy is a man's name, correct?” he questioned “Your parents wanted a boy and not a girl?”
“Wow,” she said as her eyebrow raised slightly, “You get right to the point…..”
“Andre,” he grinned, “They call me Burky.” He studied her body language as he decided on his approach. “You look thirsty. We can go get a drink in the kitchen.” he said sweetly.
She studied his face for a moment. He seemed friendly enough, much friendlier than she thought a part of Sid Crosby’s crew should be. It couldn’t hurt to make conversation and learn a little bit more about the job from his perspective, she told herself.
“Do you have coffee?” she smiled back, “I would love some.” She willingly followed along as he led them into the spacious kitchen. They made small talk as they made their coffees. They reached over each other as they put their cream and sweeteners in their mugs. He spoke of his move from Sweden to the states to pursue a hockey career. Like Lex and Seggy, his professional career had been a bust. In his case, multiple injuries stymied his playing time and eventually earned him the label of “fragile”. Teddy remained tight lipped when Burky pressed her information about Lex and his history.
It was only after they returned to the living room that Teddy felt like something was off. She dismissed the feeling as she looked at the closed door. “So Sid?” Teddy asked casually, “He's a good boss?”
Burky's head popped up, “Oh, he's great. He took me in off the street.”
Suddenly, Teddy realized what was wrong. Her right wrist was bare. The wrist that normally held a diamond tennis bracelet. It had been a sweet sixteen gift from her dead sister, Frankie. She looked down in the chair to see if it had slipped off there. It was nowhere to be seen. She distinctly remembered touching it earlier. She retraced her steps mentally and then kicked herself figuratively.
“So Andy?” she asked pointedly.
“Andre,” he corrected.
“Andre,” she smiled, “What do you do for Sid? I assume that you have some sort of specific role.”
Burky blinked slowly, unsure where the conversation was leading. He didn't want to bring any attention to his skill set. “Oh, I do all kinds of things.” he answered casually.
“Things like stealing bracelets from house guests?” Teddy leveled her gaze at the Swede.
“Bracelet?” he smiled, “What bracelet?”
“The one you took,” she answered calmly.
“I didn't take a bracelet,” he replied in the same manner.
“We're going this route?” Teddy got up and walked toward him with a sense of purpose, “Give me the bracelet- no harm, no foul.”
“There is no harm, no foul because I don't have the bracelet. I don’t know what you are talking about,” he stood his ground.”
“Come on Burky, this could get really ugly or you can simply hand it back to me,” Teddy attempted to speak as sweetly as possible. When he didn’t respond, she felt the anger rise up in her. “Look, you have three seconds before I scream,” her voice rose slightly, “What do you think HE is going to do when he hears it? Do you think he is going to stop to ask you questions? If you are lucky, I will be able to explain the situation before he assumes something far worse. No, when I tell him that you took the bracelet, he will just turn you upside down and shake you down. Have you ever been shaken down by a Big Rig? I would just give it back to me and save yourself the pain, but you do you booboo”.
In the office, Sid was mid-story when Lex held up his hand. Sid stopped talking and they listened.
“Let's be reasonable,” Burky cajoled.
She stepped closer and yelled, “Give it back.”
“or you will tell your giant, badass big bird of a boyfriend,” he scoffed, “For the last time, I didn’t take your damn….”
He was interrupted as Teddy grabbed his hand and twisted his arm behind his back. Then she pushed her foot to the back of his knee, bringing him down to his knees. “Give it back to me,” she screamed as she twisted his arm tighter.
“Foz, everything okay out there,” Lex called as he rose to his feet.
“Yeah sure,” Teddy answered breezily as she pressed harder.
Burky heard the movement and assessed the situation. “It seemed like a good idea at the time,” he thought to himself as the pain began to shoot up his arm. He began to realize that his initial plan of stealing the bracelet to get back in Sid’s good graces had not been thought through to completion. One, he thought she wouldn’t notice, or at least until they left. Two, he forgot about the big guy. Three, it was a stupid ass plan altogether.
“Alright, alright, alright,” he whined, “You have to get off of me.” She stood up slowly and adjusted her dress. Burky placed his forehead on the floor and took a deep breath in an effort to compose himself. Then he jumped up and smiled brightly. “Congratulations, Teddy,” he said with false bravado. He reached into his pocket and withdrew the five carat tennis bracelet. He placed it into his palm and presented it to her with great flourish.
It was that moment that the door opened and duo walked into the room.
“What’s going on?” Lex asked bruskly.
Teddy tilted her head, “What do you mean?”
“We heard a ruckus,” Sid answered.
Teddy and Burky exchanged a look. Teddy studied his face. His eyes implored her silently. She considered his misdeed. He tried to pull a fast one on her and failed. It was unlikely he would try it again. She tried to summon anger but he bat his puppy dog eyes at her and she smiled.
“A ruckus?” Burky repeated, “I didn’t hear a ruckus. Did you hear a ruckus, Teddy?”
“No, I didn’t hear anything, Andy,” she responded. She turned to the duo. “Can you describe the ruckus?” she added.
Sid stifled his laughter. He wasn’t sure what exactly was happening, but he knew two things - Burky had screwed up again and Teddy was covering up for him. The Swede was the equivalent of a labrador puppy on his crew. He was simultaneously entertaining and endearing with his antics. However, he frequently left messes all over that required someone to clean it up.
Lex pressed the issue slightly, “I am pretty sure I heard your voice, Teddy.“
Teddy smiled, “Oh that! My bracelet fell off. Andy here helped me find it. Didn’t you Andy?”
Andre bit his tongue. He wanted to correct her but she was doing him a solid so he let it slide. “Yes, that must have been what you heard. Poor Teddy was quite flummoxed. You should really get that clasp checked. It’s very weak in my opinion.
Lex looked back and forth between the two. He was sure of one thing- something happened and Teddy would not tell him in front of Sid. Since she seemed to have the “situation” under control, he let it slide.
“Are you almost done with your chat?” Teddy asked, desperate to end the stand-off.
Sid smiled, “We’re just about done. Burky, take Teddy down to see the River cottage.” She tilted her head in confusion and he continued, “The job does come with either a housing allowance and/or use of one of the cottages on the compound. Why don’t you go take a look at it and see it will fit your needs?”
“Oh, that sounds like a fabulous idea,” she smiled.
She held out her arm to signal Burky to lead the way. They were about ten yards outside the house before he spoke. “Why did you cover for me?” he asked.
“Snitches get stitches,” she answered quickly.
“Not here,” he retorted immediately. She gave him a side eye. “Sid has very few rules, but rule number one is that there is no violence towards women or children. They're off limits.”
Teddy nodded her head in understanding, “So why did you steal my bracelet then?”
“Temporary insanity?” he laughed. When she did not return the laugh, he added, “I wanted to remind Sid that he needs me around for my special set of skills.”
“Didn’t think that one one through, huh?” Teddy paused
“Yeah,” he sighed, “I am not the brains of the crew obviously..”
Teddy elbowed him, “Don’t worry Big Rig is smart enough for the both of you.” They stepped inside of the cozy three bedroom cottage. Teddy walked around from room to room and tried to keep her composure. It was a far cry from their cramped studio apartment. Mentally she started decorating it with their existing furniture. When she found the back door that led to a deck overlooking the Alleghany river, she was sold.
Outside the cottage, Sid approached Burky with Lex. “Where’s Teddy?” Lex asked. Burky nodded his head to indicate that she was inside. They walked in and found her peacefully enjoying the view. She turned as she sensed their presence even though her eyes were closed. Sid’s eyebrows lifted in surprise.
“Are you all done?” she asked brightly.
Sid smiled, “I think that I may have him convinced to join the crew. I think that my only obstacle is you. Will the cottage work?” He was smart enough to know who the real decision maker would be.
Teddy glanced at her boyfriend then back to the river. She folded her arms across her chest. Then she replied with a smile, “The cottage is more than adequate.” Then she turned to Lex and asked, “Can you give Mr. Crosby and me a moment? I do have some questions for him.”
His eyebrows shot up and he tilted his head, “Teddy, are you sure you want me to leave?”
‘Yes, it won’t take long. You should check out the shower to make sure that you fit,” she suggested. When he left, Sid and Teddy stood in silence for a moment.
“Mr. Crosby,” she began, “Are there any of the other guys on the crew that have a wife or girlfriend?”
“No, you are the first,” he answered, “Truthfully, I thought you were going to be a dealbreaker for me when I saw you in the living room. Turns out that I was wrong.”
“How so?” she inquired.
“You are much tougher than you appear,” he answered, “How hard did you take down Burky?”
Teddy’s mouth dropped before she smiled, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
“Come on, you can tell me,” he encouraged, “What did he do?”
“Promise me that he won’t be punished?” she asked point blank. Sid held up his fingers in a “Scouts Honor” gesture. She nodded in understanding.
“Apparently in a fit of desperation, he lifted my bracelet from my wrist,” she answered. Sid immediately frowned and his jaw tensed. “Hey, he is part of your crew. You can’t be surprised.” Teddy walked towards the edge of the deck before turning back to face him. “Seriously, he didn’t think it through but there was no harm and no foul,” she said as she held out her bracelet.
“Back to my question,” he quizzed.
“I took him down hard enough to get my message through,” she stared at him defiantly, “he won’t try it again - at least not with me.”
Sid smiled, “You way tougher than I thought you were.”
“I used to not be tough, but Lex taught me,” she said out loud, “He turned me from a sheltered rich girl into someone with street smarts.”
“I’d love to hear how that happened,” he replied.
“Story for another time,” she sighed. She steeled herself. Then she blurted out, “Mr. Crosby, what kind of business is this? I am not naive enough to believe that this is a completely legitimate operation, but I need to know just how far across the line will this job take Jamie?” She was careful to use his proper name.
“Wow, you've got nerves of steel to ask me that,” Sid balked.
For a moment, Teddy doubted herself but she pushed through it, “Lex,” she stopped herself, “I mean Jamie is more than capable to do whatever this job requires. I know that he has had to make ethically gray choices in the past.” She paused and considered shutting up but her protective nature spurred her on. “But he is a man of honor. He is not mean or malicious. I don’t want him to be in a position where he would have to compromise his principles and character.” She took a deep breath, “I don't want to lose the man I love to a world of darkness.”
Sid studied her for a moment. If there had been any doubt left about Oleksiak, she had removed it. Anyone who could inspire such gumption and loyalty was a person he wanted on his crew. Finally Sid spoke, “I won’t ask him to do that. I will not lie. We break the law on occasion.” She gave him a side eye. “Okay, we break the law a lot, but we do have a code that we follow.”
“Will he have to hurt people?” she asked brazenly.
“Yes, but nobody gets hurt that doesn’t deserve to be hurt,” he countered.
“And women and children are off limits?” she asked to get confirmation of Burky’s remark.
“They are off limits and anyone who breaks that rule gets hurt,” Sid answered.
“Well, then I think you have answered my questions,” she stated.
“Good,” he smiled, “I’ll send Big Rig in so you can make your decision.”
Once Sid and Burky had left the cottage, Lex came back out to the deck. He walked up behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist and bent down to place his chin on her shoulder. “What are you thinking, Foz?” he asked quietly.
“I am thinking that I want to know how the interview went. Do you like him? Does he like you? What does the job entail?” she leaned her body weight back and turned her head to face him. He took her hand and led her to the chaise lounge. He removed his jacket and got comfortable. Then he pulled her on top of his massive body.
“Well, after the guns were put away, it went well,” he started.
“Guns? What the hell, Lex!” she shouted.
He smiled, “We sized each other up so to speak”
“And?” she asked.
“And there is a reason that he is Sidney Fucking Crosby and runs all of Pennsylvania and half of NYC. He’s smart, shrewd and has balls of steel,” he answered. She rested her head on his chest as he went on to explain the job. She could hear the excitement in his voice. She could also hear how he was trying to tamper it down. He knew that she would allow his excitement to cloud her judgment and she knew that he knew it.
“So did he offer you the job?” she asked.
“Yeah,” he tried to answer casually.
“What’s the hold up then?” she joked.
“The money,” he answered. He continued when she squinted in confusion, “He said that I can name my price. Foz, I have no idea on what to ask for. This job is so far out of my league. I just don’t know.” His voice trailed off.
“Hey,” she interjected, “This is not out of your league. He basically offered you a job on the spot for a reason. Don’t doubt yourself, Jamieson.”
“Okay boss,” he tickled her side.
Suddenly an idea hit and she dug out her phone. She started texting Steve, the former Secret Service agent, who headed her father’s security team.
Teddy gulped when she read the last line.
“What?” Lex asked as his eyes filled with tears.
She handed the phone to Lex who read over the messages. “Daddio never changed the code,” she whispered, “so I could go back if I needed to.”
“Foz,” he whispered, “If you want to stay in Dallas, we can stay in Dallas. I’ll find a way to make more money.”
Her eyes flashed up at him, “You know I don’t give a shit about the money. It’s never been about the money.” He closed his eyes and rubbed his face. “Listen to me Jamieson Oleksiak. I chose you. I chose you and I will choose you over and over again,” she spoke urgently. “This is a fresh start for us and we’re not going to throw it away for a possibility,” she said firmly, “They made their choice and nothing in those texts changes that.”
“But Foz, they’re your family,” he countered.
“No, you are my family. They threw me away when they couldn’t control me” she protested, “Would you throw me away?
He recoiled in horror, “Never.
“It’s you and me forever.” she began reciting the familiar words.
“No matter what” he joined in reciting their motto.
“Whatever it takes,” she finished.
“So we have a decision made?” he smiled.
“Let’s move to Pittsburgh,” she answered.
“Foz, I didn’t even ask about the cottage,” he realized, “Do you like it?”
“It needs a little TLC, but I like it,” she assured him, “Factor in redecorating in your salary request.”
They spent a few more minutes in silence before he nudged them up. After a few minutes to take measurements, they strolled hand in hand back to the main house. Teddy started to find a seat in the living room as Lex went to find Sid. However, he kept a firm grip on her hand. Together they knocked on the door and entered the office together.
“So what’s the verdict?” Sid asked.
“We’re in for the right price,” Lex answered. He took a deep breath, “500K should do it.”
“Okay,” the Canadian crime boss answered without pausing, “When can you start?”
“Wait,” Teddy interjected. Sid turned to her, “And a reno budget for the cottage.”
Sid blinked and then smiled, “Welcome to the family. Let’s go celebrate.”
The crew sat in the private dining of Ciliegia, Sid’s preferred Italian restaurant. The usually all male crew felt invigorated by the presence of a woman. There was a sly game of one-up manship as they vied for Teddy’s attention. It had not taken them long to realize that the key to getting into the new boss’s good graces was getting into HER good graces.
After much prodding from Sid, Teddy finally spilled the beans on Burky’s failed attempt to steal her bracelet.
“I lifted it without you noticing,” Burky protested as he blushed, “At least give me credit for that.”
“Yes, Andy,” she teased, “You did do that. Now what you were going to do with it once you had it, I have no idea.”
“Andre… if you are not going to call me Burky, call me Andre,” he begged.
“Why would I do that, Andy?” Teddy answered, “I think you should be glad that this is the only punishment I am going to dole out.” Lex watched with a bemused smile as the two bantered.
Later, Sid asked the server to send his compliments to the chef for the delicious meal. They were surprised when the fiery redhead walked into the room. She wiped her hands on her apron as she approached Sid at the head of the table. He stared at her, suddenly unable to speak. Startled glances were exchanged among the group before Lex spoke up to pass along the praise. The chef, Lizzie, nodded her head as she listened but her eyes were transfixed on the brunette Canadian. When she stumbled out of the room as she kept her gaze in his direction, Teddy and Lex shared a look.
As they walked out to go their separate ways, Sid nudged Lex, “I am pretty sure I just met my future wife.”
Lex stopped suddenly, “Don’t you think that you should know her name first?”
“I know her name,” Sid corrected, “It’s Mrs. Crosby.”
Lex laughed out loud, “Those redheads, I’ll tell you.” He glanced over at Teddy who was busy exchanging phone numbers, instagrams and snapchats with Seggy and Burky. “They’ll snatch your soul out of your body in an instant and never give it back,” he said with a smile. She turned to him and flashed a smile that melted his heart.
Lex pulled Teddy in a tight hug. “I lied earlier today, Foz” he whispered as he kissed the top of her head.
“You did?” she looked up into his eyes, “about what?”
“I said that I am the only criminal in this relationship,” he smiled as he spoke, “That’s not true.”
“I’m a criminal now?” she playfully pouted, “Fine - I’ll get the suit cleaned and returned to Daddio’s closet. No harm, no foul.”
“I’m not talking about that, Foz,” he kissed her forehead.
“Then how am I a criminal?” she poked his rock hard abs.
“You stole my heart, just like a seasoned professional,” he bent down to kiss her gently, “Much better than the Swede.”
“Oh,” she returned his kiss, “In my defense, you stole mine first.”
“Well, I am not giving it back,” he lifted her up to kiss her more deeply.
“Me either,” she wrapped her arms around his neck, “I am yours forever. No takeback and no exchanges.”
“I wouldn’t think of it,” he grinned as he carried her out to their waiting car, “I wouldn’t think of it.”
Chapter One-Trouble with a capital T-https://starshine-hockey-girl.tumblr.com/post/653360134099288064/trouble-with-a-capital-t-magical-mystery
#may au#nhl fic#hockey imagine#hockey rpf#jamie oleksiak x oc#jamie oleksiak x original character#hockey fiction#sidney crosby au#andre burakovsky fic
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Apparently I just decided to delete my master list so bare with me while I recreate it 🤦🏽♀️
#lando norris#charlie hunnam#charles leclerc#manny montana#chris kreider#jamie oleksiak#nathan mackinnon#sidney crosby#aaron judge#machine gun Kelly#ryan lindgren#pierre luc dubois#tyler glasnow#Rafe Cameron#Chris evans#andy barber#bucky barnes#Anders Lee#Jack reacher#jake seresin#glen powell#mat barzal
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sully on dumo
This is the second home game in a row that the Penguins are playing an opponent filled with familiar faces, as Seattle's Jared McCann, Brandon Tanev, Brian Dumoulin, Justin Schultz, and Jamie Oleksiak all spent time in Pittsburgh.
"It feels like everywhere we go, there's four or five guys off our team at one point right now. So, a lot of guys to catch up with," Sidney Crosby said with a smile.
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here we are! finally with the masterlist! all the thanks in the world to the 39 people who signed up for the exchange and the lovely D who came in as my saviour and wrote a pinch hitter fic without even being signed up
please read all the fics below, so much love and care was put into them and they all deserve your attention. a reblog if you can would also be incredible.
please respect all warnings at the beginning of fics. if a fic has been marked as smut or 18+ and you are younger than, do the right thing and do not read it.
keep your eye out for the winter fic exchange 2k24 sign up post. if you want me to let you know when it's happening you can click here.
the summer fic exchange 2k23 masterlist
Buffalo Sabres
Jeff Skinner
gotta trust how you feel inside by @laurenairay for @ nhl-stories
Tyson Jost
i should've fought harder by @butgilinsky for @ typical-simplelove
a Devon Levi fic was written by @waysicouldhave for @ jackhues but they have since deactivated.
Carolina Hurricanes
Andrei Svechnikov
Every Summer Has a Story by @comphy-and-cozy for @teokka
HATE HATE HATE by @luvmmarner for @ comphy-and-cozy this is a multi-chaptered fic, so keep an eye on it!
How Long? by @lifeofpriya for @ luvmmarner
Colorado Avalanche
Cale Makar
all's well that end's well to end up with you by @fallinallincurls for @ ya-pucking-nerd
i've found love (and all that goes with it) by @huttons for @ fallinallincurls
Mikko Rantanen
Do That by @selfindulgentpoorlywritten for @ kurlyteuvo
Summer Baby by @typical-simplelove for @ buttercupjosh
Nathan MacKinnon
It Starts With a Cookie by @luvsherleafs for @ princessphilly
Dallas Stars
Jake Oettinger
taking on the world together by @laurenairay for @ jarmorie
Los Angeles Kings
Pierre-Luc Dubois
as the seasons change by @gravestrain for @ bqstqnbruin
never said a thing by @wyattjohnston for @ pcttymarleau
Minnesota Wild
Marc-André Fleury
Genève by @teokka for @ callsign-denmark
Montreal Canadiens
Juraj Slafkovsky
If I Say It, Will You Respond? by @puckmaidens for @ 2manytabsopen
Nashville Predators
Tyson Barrie
simple by @jxmieoleksiaks for @ laurenairay
New Jersey Devils
Dougie Hamilton
hydrangeas where your face should be by @nhl-stories for @ huttons
Jack Hughes
make it weird by @wyattjohnston for @ torontoflames
something in the way she moves by @miracleonice87 for @ wyattjohnston
Nico Hischier
See You Again by @bqstqnbruin for @ selfindulgentpoorlywritten
Underneath the Stars by @buttercupjosh for @ ilyasorokinn
Timo Meier
Sweet Like Cinnamon by @wildrangers for @ matthewtkachuk
New York Islanders
Ilya Sorokin
Polaroid Dreams by @kurlyteuvo for @ lifeofpriya
Mat Barzal
Alone With You by @cellythefloshie for @ miracleonice87
Disney Magic by @lam-ila for @ tinyhockey
tell me why by @torontoflames for @ luvsherleafs
where you lead i will follow by @ilyasorokinn for @prettytoxicrevolver
Pittsburgh Penguins
Sidney Crosby
Triple Axle Celly by @callsign-denmark for @ starshine-hockey-girl
Ryan Graves
a lake house story by @ya-pucking-nerd for @ thomasschabot
Seattle Kraken
Jamie Oleksiak
to the ends of the earth by @jarmorie for @ laurenairay
Tampa Bay Lightning
Brayden Point
one day all my love will come back to me by @matthewtkachuk for @ senditcolton
Toronto Maple Leafs
Matthew Knies
being a good man by @pcttymcrlecu for @ gravestrain
Vancouver Canucks
Anthony Beauvillier
Alone With You by @cellythefloshie for @ miracleonice87
The Invisible String by @starshine-hockey-girl for @ jarmorie
Quinn Hughes
i can still see it all by @ghostyjosty (jostystyles) for @ wildrangers
mango dragon refresher by @jackhues for @ lam-ila
saw you in a dream by @thomasschabot for @ puckmaidens
Surprise Party by @prettytoxicrevolver for @ ghostyjosty
Vegas Golden Knights
Nolan Patrick
Soothing Swedish Summers by @2manytabsopen for @ waysicouldhave
Winnipeg Jets
Adam Lowry
breakable heaven by @senditcolton for @ cellythefloshie
i am slowly making my own way through reading all the fics--if i haven't read yours and you want to make sure i don't forget, please send it to me.
if the person you wrote for hasn't read and reblogged your fic, please tell me.
#the summer fic exchange 2k23#exchange masterlist#nhl fic#nhl imagine#hockey imagine#hockey fic#lmao called it the 2k24 masterlist and no one told me#making us all time travel
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Soooo
My 40th Birthday is coming soon!!!!
So I decided I wanted to celebrate in a big way! Thus, a lyric blurb challenge.
So there are two ways to do this:
1. Pick out a song lyric and fandom and ask me to write or
2. Pick out a song lyric and fandom and write it yourself and post it!
Eep: edited to add, Please send me an ask with the lyric, fandom, and if you want me to write it or if you’re going to write it.
Please post anything related to this with #princesspbdaychallenge because I will be following that tag
Open fandoms: TGM, hockey (Sidney Crosby, Nate Mac, Jamie Oleksiak, Brandon Tanev, ask me about others), Marvel, CE characters, Seb Stan characters, Henry Cavill characters.
Tagging: @spine-buster @chara-hugs @starshine-hockey-girl @buckets-and-trees @biteofcherry @vonalyn @angryschnauzer @persephonepraxidikechthonios @hangmanapologist @hangmanssunnies @withahappyrefrain @yanna-banana @callsignspark @kreiderrider @gretagerwigsmuse @fineanddandy @syntheticavenger @sunshinexsin @navybrat817 @ginghampearlsnsweettea @himbos-on-ice @hiimana @whoeverineedtobe @hockeynshit @2-fast-2-curious @jobean12-blog @thebookofmags @fenixstar
Click to see lyric prompts:
Love
There is an indentation in the shape of you
Made your mark on me, a golden tattoo
Taylor Swift - Dress
Baby, won't you be my sweetheart
We could share a storybook romance
Mariah Carey - Sweetheart
How do you do it?
Make me feel like I do
How do you do it?
It's better than I ever knew
Incubus - Stellar
Forever my lady
I say just what i mean
Forever and ever
I pray is what i see
Jodeci - Forever My Lady
Walks by me every day
Her and love are the same
The woman that's stolen my heart
And beauty is her name
Dru Hill - Beauty
When I trust you we'll make love until the morning
Let me tell you all my secrets and I'll whisper 'til the day's done
Fka Twigs - Lights On
Cupid doesn't lie
But you won't know unless you give it a try
Oh baby, true love
won't lie but we won't know unless we give it a try
give it a try
112 - Cupid
At night, I think of you
I want, to be your lady, maybe
Ghost Town DJ’s - My Boo
I don't ask for too many things
Only one thing I really need
That is you baby next to me
Mary J Blige - Give Me You
I wanna be the one who you believe
In your heart is sent from (sent from heaven)
Keyshia Cole - Heaven Sent
Angst
Tell me how does it feel
When your heart grows cold?
New Order - Blue Monday
Talk to the wind, talk to the sky
Talk to the man with the reasons why
And let me know what you find
Taylor Swift - Come In With The Rain
You can never win or lose
If you don't run the race
The Psychedelic Furs - Love My Way
I didn't know nothing, I was stupid, I was foolish
I was lying to myself
Mariah Carey - We Belong Together
There's something kinda sad about
The way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?
Tool - Stinkfist
(Do I wanna know?)
If this feeling flows both ways?
(Sad to see you go)
Was sort of hoping that you'd stay
Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?
Collect the bad habits that you couldn't bear to keep
Fall Out Boy - I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)
The sun goes down
I feel the light betray me
Linkin Park - Papercut
See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side
I'll wait for you
U2 - With Or Without You
I come home early expecting your warm embrace
But something is wrong 'cuz its written all over your face
Dru Hill - In My Bed
Platonic
Like a shoebox of photographs
With sepia-toned loving
Jack Johnson - Better Together
Yea, I've been workin' all week
And I'm tired and I don't wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It's time for a good time
Alan Jackson - Good Time
Come on, baby, let's get away
Let's save our troubles for another day
Come go with me we've got it made
Let me take you on an escapade
Janet Jackson - Escapade
The grabbing hands grab all they can
All for themselves, after all
(It's a competitive world)
(Everything counts in large amounts)
Depeche Mode - Everything Counts
Wear the grudge like a crown. Desperate to control.
Unable to forgive. And sinking deeper.
Tool - The Grudge
And on I read until the day was gone
And I sat in regret of all the things I've done
For all that I've blessed, and all that I've wronged
In dreams until my death I will wander on
Audioslave - Like A Stone
It's so unreal, didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Linkin Park - In The End
And so we're told this is the golden age
And gold is the reason for the wars we wage
U2 - New Year’s Day
And the crashes are heaven for a sinner like me
But the arms of the ocean delivered me
Florence and the Machine - Never Let Me Go
And all I dreamed of, it can't get started
Time goes really slow and I need to let it out
Kelela - Bankhead
Smutty
We go deep and we don't get no sleep
'Cause we'll be up all night until the early light
Janet Jackson - Go Deep
I'm hanging on your words
Living on your breath
Feeling with your skin
Will I always be here?
Depeche Mode - In Your Room
You'd be calling out my name
Begging me to play my games
Depeche Mode - Corrupt
Fetish is a pleasure you cannot be faked, woho hoho
But when it feels this good then it just comes natural
Baby, arch your back and point your toes
Miguel - Arch & Point
I'm your pimp, I'm your pope, I'm your pastor babe
Confess your sins to me while you masturbate
Miguel - the valley
I got plans to put my hands in places
I never seen, girl, you know what I mean
Usher - Nice & Slow
Turned on by everything you say
I'm turned on by everything you do
Jodeci - Freek'n You
No rules to this game
Turn me out
Now I'm helpless
And I beg you
Do it again
Kelela - Do It Again
Grab hold of me
Gentle love but touch passionately
I'll give you my blessing
Take me person and objectively
Ex and internally
Sabrina Claudio
Give it to me like you need it, baby
Want you to hear me screaming, heavy breathing
Summer Walker - Girls Need Love
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"Please don't shoot me for this" *proceeds to kiss her* or "lift your hips for me, love" AARON FJDJSKZ WARNER.
Your choice- Seguin, Oleksiak, Crosby
i'm going with sid for this one!! 18+ themes here so just keep that in mind
this is not how you imagined the night ending, not that you were complaining.
you've been seeing sidney for a few weeks and he's been nothing but a gentleman from the beginning. thoughtful dates, sweet kisses and kind words that matched his caring actions.
tonight though, something shifted when you left the restaurant and got a little more handsy than usual in the back of the car. there's a look of lust in sid's pretty eyes that you haven't seen yet and you can hardly breathe whenever he deepens the kiss or lets out a small moan against your lips.
pressed against the back of your front door now, you can't help but give in to the moment. you want him just as bad and there's nothing holding you back.
sid's soft touch ignites you as he trails kisses down your neck and his hands slip under the fabric of the dress you chose to wear to dinner. it's too much to bear and you tangle your fingers in his hair while holding him impossibly closer.
"sid, please." you almost beg, just wanting more from him. anything.
"what do you want, baby?" he asks, voice deep and soft but full of lust at the same time.
"you. you. you."
that's all sidney needs to hear before lifting you up and heading right to your bedroom.
once your back hits the soft mattress and sid is settled between your legs, his hands are already working at removing your dress as you do the same with his shirt. soon, you're both half dressed and a shock goes right to your core with what sid says next.
"lift your hips for me, love." sidney murmurs, fingers hooked in your panties. without any hesitation, you do what he says and let yourself get lost in him for the rest of the night.
bre's three year tumblraversary!
#asks#ask bre#my lovely friends#bre's three year tumblraversary!!#sidney crosby#sidney crosby blurb#sidney crosby blurbs#sidney crosby smut#nhl fic#nhl imagine
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find a blorbo!: a tag game for the new NHL season
RULES: Go through the roster of each NHL team and find at least one player that you can root for.
tagged by the legendary @imperatorrrrr ! my knowledge of hockey teams is spotty at best save for my top tier blorbos so just know that players come and go in my mind like ships passing in the night and I am not wearing my glasses as I witness them. If I know them I'll know them. More often than not I will look at a hockey icon and go "who?" 🫣
Anaheim Ducks - Brian Dumolin (Dumo! Former Pens! This is also how I found out he's now with the ducks wtf)
Boston Bruins - Charlie McAvoy
Buffalo Sabres - Jason Zucker
Calgary Flames - Kevin Bahl
Carolina Hurricanes - Seth Jarvis (Harvard shirt with huge arm holes. born 2002 looks like he's 36. Wrote his name with upside down goggles on messily but legibly then went oh hey! that's my normal writing anyway. absolute icon)
Chicago Hockey Team - Connor Bedard
Colorado Avalanche - Gabe Landeskog
Colombus Blue Jackets - Adam Fantilli
Dallas Stars - Wyatt Johnson, Jason Robertson (favourite paper mâché blorbos - two guys with :] smiles and cannot grow playoff facial hair)
Detroit Red Wings - Olli Maatta (fond of him from his Pens days)
Edmonton Oilers - Zach Hyman, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
Florida Panthers - Aleksander Barkov
Los Angeles Kings - Anze Kopitar
Minnesota Wild - Marc-Andre Fleury 🌸
Montreal Canadiens - Cole Caufield
Nashville Predators - Roman Josi
New Jersey Devils - NICO. NICO HISCHIER. DO YOU KNOW NICO? HISCHIER. NICO HISCHIER. IT'S NICO. NICO. 🦭
New York Islanders - Bo Horvat
New York Rangers - Mika Zibanejad (I learned this summer he's a DJ?? what??)
Ottawa Senators - Tim Stutzle
Philadelphia Flyers - Travis Konecny (tiki bar my fave genre aware fella)
Pittsburgh Penguins - Sidney Crosby (who doubles as the corporate-appropriate "celebrity" crush answer I have on rotation for icebreakers)
San Jose Sharks - Will Smith (I know he just got here but that tiktok of him swinging his bag around was very endearing)
Seattle Kraken - Jamie Oleksiak
St. Louis Blues - Pierre-Olivier Joseph, Mathieu Joseph (joseph bros accidental mutual high sticking moment in front of their parents u will always be famous to me)
Tampa Bay Lightning - Conor Sheary (also largely from his Pens days)
Toronto Maple Leafs - Mitch Marner (thinking of the :) tattoo he got recently :(((( )
Utah Hockey Club - John Marino (Johnnyyyyyyy)
Vancouver Canucks - Quinn Hughes (my most haunted guy)
Vegas Golden Knights - Zach Whitecloud
Winnipeg Jets - Genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, I do not know a single person on this team lmfao not a single guy here the Jets have finally stumped me
Washington Capitals - Nicklas Backstrom, Dylan Strome
#the amount of times I cried WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE while looking up team rosters#a lot of these guys were picked bc they were the ONLY ppl I know in passing from the team so...take it all with a grain of salt lmao#thank u for the tag!!#imperatorrrrr
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This game must be making long-time Pens fans' heads spin. "Crosby goes by Dumoulin..." "Crosby goes five-hole on, uh, Oleksiak..." "McCann going through the middle..." "Schultz passes to Wennberg..."
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call me crosby interlude p.2 is up!
miss me? u better!
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My Original Characters
Here are all the original characters/ocs I have created for my stories on here – I’ll update this as I go along! They will be listed in chronological order of posting, from top to bottom.
Count as of 19th July 2024 - 30
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Name: Sofia Player: Tyson Barrie Fic: Make Me a Fool
Name: Ashley Miller Player: Dougie Hamilton Fic: Take a Chance
Name: Elizabeth/Lizzie Player: Tyson Barrie Fic: More Than Words
Name: Audrey James Player: Jeff Skinner Fic: Prove You Wrong
Name: Alyssa Morgan Player: Jamie Oleksiak Fic: I Swear To You
Name: Katerina Stewart Player: Cale Makar Fic: You Say I Am Loved
Name: Zoey Clark Player: Miro Heiskanen Fic: Easy to Say
Name: Juliet Player: Nico Hischier Fic: Walk in the Footsteps
Name: Chloe Duncan Player: Tyson Jost Fic: There a Chance (series)
Name: Malia Player: Brock Boeser Fic: afraid to know the answer
Name: Iris Davenport Player: Matthew Tkachuk Fic: I got the boy, she got the man
Name: Avery Carmichael Player: Chris Kreider Fic: Take me for what I am
Name: Joanna Player: Elias Pettersson Fic: Déjà-Brew
Name: Luna Player: Cale Makar Fic: you can’t blame a girl for trying
Name: Isabella Thornton Player: Anthony Beauvillier Fic: we’re lost and found
Name: Cameron Marlow Player: Jeff Skinner Fic: gotta trust how you feel inside
Name: Karla Nielsen Player: Frederik Andersen Fic: I’ll always guide you home
Name: Renée Moreau Player: Quinn Hughes Fic: I need your hands on me, sweet relief
Name: Gracelyn Davis Player: Jake Oettinger Fic: taking on the world together
Name: Mila Williams Player: Nico Hischier Fic: sometimes you just don’t know the answer
Name: Soren Player: Ryan Graves Fic: When the time is right
Name: Maeva Player: Sidney Crosby Fic: I’m still haunted by the memories
Name: Sera Player: Philipp Grubauer Fic: I never thought
Name: Kendra Lee Player: Frederik Andersen Fic: comes back to me, burning red
Name: Mollie Thomas Player: Tyson Jost Fic: summer days pass me by
Name: Rachel Summers Player: Nathan MacKinnon Fic: you’ve been sent to save me
Name: Gianna Player: Quinn Hughes Fic: I’ve got a secret, I’m telling everyone
Name: Nora Player: Nick Blankenburg Fic: how long I had to fight to be living my life
Name: Bailey Player: Matthew Tkachuk Fic: no hesitation, what are we waiting for?
Name: Dhara Nicholls Player: Matt Martin Fic: I can’t help it if I like it
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For @hrpffandomeventblog Moodboard April
Mob Au featuring Sidney Crosby, Jamie Oleksiak, and Tyler Seguin
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Who I write for!
Nhl
New Jersey Devils
Jack Hughes
Luke Hughes
Dawson Mercer
John Marino
Pittsburgh Penguins
Sidney Crosby
Rutger Mcgoarty
New York Islanders
Mat Barzal
Anders Lee
Buffalo Sabers
Tyson Jost
Owen Power
Devon Levi
Erik Johnson
Boston Bruins
Jeremy Swaymen
Johnny Beecher
Anaheim Ducks
Trevor Zegras
Jamie Drysdale
Mason McTavish
Colorado Avalanche
Nathan MacKinnon
Cale Makar
Miles Wood
Minnesota Wild
Matt Boldy
San Jose sharks
Thomas Bordeleau
Will smith
Seattle Kraken
Jamie oleksiak
Carolina Hurricanes
Andrei Svechnikov
Brady Skjei
Sebastian Aho
Seth Jarvis
Martin Nečas
Florida Panthers
Matthew Tkachuk
Mackie Samoskevich
Columbus Blue Jackets
Kent Johnson
Nick Blankenburg
Adam Fantilli
Cole Sillinger
Vancouver Canucks
Quinn Hughes
Toronto Maple Leafs
Matthew knies
Edmonton Oilers
Leon Draisaitl
Montreal Canadians
Cole Caufield
Arber Xhekaj
Kirby Dach
Juraj Slafkovsky
LA Kings
Alex Turcotte
Quinton Byfield
Brandt Clarke
University of Michigan
Luca Fantilli
Mark Estapa
Dylan Duke
Tyler Duke
Ethan Edwards
Jacob Truscott
Boston college
Dean Letourneau
Ryan Leonard
Gabe Perreault
Formula 1
Lando Norris
Oscar Piastri
Charles Leclerc
Carlos Sainz
Lewis Hamilton
Mick Schumacher
Daniel Ricciardo
Max Verstappen
Alex Albon
Logan Sargeant
Lance Stroll
Liam Lawson
Sebastian Vettle
Jenson Button
Toto Wolff
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