#critter chitters

[queerbatting]

people need to realize that dissolving the lines between gender also means dissolving the lines between sexuality. you cannot say gender is fake and then say sexuality is strict and rigid.

there are multigender/genderfluid people who are lesbians and gay men at the same time. there are mspec lesbians/gays/straights who have a complex relationship with gender and their sexuality. there are gay men who are women and lesbians who are men because male isn't the opposite of female.

"conflicting" labels are a part of many people's queer experience, because the human experience isnt simple enough to be put into neat perfect categories. if you truly support trans/genderqueer people, you need to accept the fact that gender and sexuality is complex and there will be people whose identities you don't understand

[silliest-petshop]

I need to draw a lps chihuahua that doesn’t look like it eats bees and cigarettes

[buggiest-cryptid]

Chomp!

Bite! Crunch! Get crunched! Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!

[queerbatting]

if you've ever wondered what gender euphoria feels like, this is it right here

(original tweet this post was taken from)

[cowboyboygirl]

16. "I dont want to get up" for prompts? I could use some soft sleepy rn

16 | “I don’t want to get up.”

Kon really needs a new alarm. He's had the same novelty Superman clock that rings out ‘Up, up, and away!’—in a voice that is a mediocre impression of Kal's at best—since he was, like, sixteen. It's more for sentimental reasons, he guesses; he’s naturally risen with the sun for years at this point.

Well, that and another thing.

Silently, he watches Tim (whose eyes are still shut, mind you) wiggle his arm out of their embrace to blindly paw at Kon’s nightstand. He hits the handheld mirror, a bottle of cologne, a book, Kon’s glasses, and a roll of deodorant before his fingers even brush the clock. Kon watches him swat at it a few times before he takes pity on him and turns it off with a touch of TTK.

Tim grumbles something unintelligible into Kon's chest before he shakes both of them. “Wakey wakey, sunshine.”

“Gruh.” is Tim's response.

Kon shakes him a little more; Tim flops around in his arms with all the grace of a wet noodle. “Rise and shine, I gotta get up.”

Tim huffs, bringing his legs up from where they were tangled in Kon’s to wrap them around his waist. “No, you don’t.” He says—although it sounds more like ‘nuh, yuh dun.’

“I do,” Kon tells him, pressing a quick peck to his forehead, "I have classes today.”

“No… It’s Sunday." Tim insists. The hair he has tied back before he went to bed has partially fallen out, covering his face and curling up on the side he laid on. Maybe Kon’s just a romantic, but Tim always looks awfully pretty first thing in the morning, illuminated by the morning light.

(Well, he might be exaggerating about the always part; he’s woken up to Tim halfway dangling off the bed, hair akin to a mop left out to dry, more times than Tim would care to admit.)

“it’s Monday, honey.” Kon reminds him, kissing him on the cheek this time. Slowly, he pulls his arms out from around Tim's waist and cups his face.

“Who picks classes on a Monday?" Tim makes no complaint when Kon squishes his face a few times, but he does open his eyes. He glares for a few seconds before melting. Tim leans his head in closer and kisses him, slow and sweet.

Kon breaks the kiss, presses two fingers to Tim's lips. “Me. I like the routine.” He rolls Tim off of him. “Now, I’m getting up—“

“Nooo,” Tim digs his fingers into Kon's shirt, effectively getting himself pulled along with him. “You're depriving me of my personal heater. That's rude. You're rude.”

“Okay, says the guy who is actively preventing me from pursuing higher education.”

“You don’t need a higher education when I'm right here. in bed. Cold.” He’s face down on the bed at this point, hands still digging into Kon's top; his voice is slightly muffled by the bedding. “I don't wanna get up. and neither should you.”

Kon hums, finally peeling tim’s fingers off of him. The shirt is definitely stretched now; at least it’s already pajamas. “Well. I'll bring you breakfast, then. ‘Cause I gotta get up.”

“Ugh,” Tim rolls over to face the ceiling, digs the heels of his hands into his eyes. “Fine. I'm up.” He rises from the bed, bringing the blanket with him. Wrapping it around his shoulders, he looks like the world’s sleepiest vampire.

Kon smiles at him, plants a quick kiss on his lips. “Robbie, you really didn’t have to get up.”

Tim grunts. “Sure I did. You're taking all the heat with you.”

Kon chuckles, pulling Tim closer by his makeshift cape to kiss his forehead. “Right. So evil of me.”

“See? You get it now.” Tim grumbles, somehow smug despite how sleepy he looks. Kon raises an eyebrow—then, without warning, picks Tim up and slings him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. “Eep!”

“Onward!” he announces as Tim dramatically beats his hands against Kon’s back to no avail.

“You suck.” Tim mumbles, defeated.

“If you say so, honey.”

[buggiest-cryptid]

I want to be big and scary and terrifying so that I can bite the people who ruined my things I hate them

[buggiest-cryptid]

I want one... a den....

The best crochet creation

[911whatsyoursanity]

eddie makes everything weird, like not in a horrific way, but like instead of joining his boyfriends on the couch cuddling like he wants to, he just stares with cow eyes at them from across the room cause hes second, triple, quadtriple guessing himself

buck and tommy are just waiting to see if he'll actually come over by himself this time. especially since they're on his couch

[cr-scribbles]

not a hc thing BUT!! are you allowed to mention future arcs? like we’ve had the fnaf 1 arc, we’re in the fnaf 2 arc - what further arcs are there going to be? (i suppose i’m asking how many fnaf games are canon to the c:r universe LMAO)

YES!! At least I assume so since Bon has mentioned it before on the server itself!

okay so lemme try to explain this We are currently on the FNAF 2 arc/going into it! The previous one was the FNAF 4 arc and the one BEFORE that was actually a pre-game arc (according to Bon)

We actually have something else planned for when it comes to the FNAF 1 arc! The next two games we will go through are FNAF 1 and 3 respectively! There will also be arcs in-between 1 and 3!

so like Chapters 1-6 >> Pre-games Arc Chapters 7-8 >> FNAF 4 and now we're on FNAF 2!

SL and any other games after that won't be included in C:R, but before this was decided, designs for the funtime kids had been made! They had actually recently got redesigns just for the fun of it :}

[justadino-ig]

thought my sister was giving me a nice cheek kiss but no she just fucking. licked me instead. what the fuck

[buggiest-cryptid]

My wings aren’t bird wings, but they’re very close! ::3

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[creatures-and-doodles]

choosing to be really brave and facing my enemies today (rendering white hair)

[choking-on-stardust-now]

Gonna be doing artfight this year! Or at least an attempt! We are mainly just gonna attack our friends, but if you attack me, I will attack back!

[vulpinefrost]

} New URL finally decided, new tags alongside this

#Foxy {Amane} - #Frosted {Amane NSFW}

#Tribal {Valkyr} - #Bristling {Valkyr NSFW}

#Curious Kit {Ask Memes}

#Chittering {Dash Commentary} - #Gekkering {Random IC}

#Friendly Critter {Open Starter}

#Set in Ice and Stone {Headcanons}

#Ancestral Legends {Story Post} - #Ancestral Tale {Short Story Post}

[buggiest-cryptid]

Bingo!

Homemade gear, not from planet earth, and 1 of a kind kintype are all a bit shaky. I'm only working on gear, not done with it, I've never met someone else with my exact kintype but there's definitely other cryptidkins out there, and I'm unsure where I'm from and lean towards not being FROM anywhere?

Might get into crypto-zoology that term sounds familiar...

Decided to rb this on my kin blog hehe

MONSTERKIN BINGO - 100 Followers💚

Squeals we made it to 100! As promised here is the monsterkin bingo sheet! Unfortunately no prizes for now...

I hope you guys enjoy!!

(Also sorry for the lack of culture-is posts for the last couple days, I haven't had the chance to schedule stuff but everything should be back to normal starting tomorrow!)

[queerbatting]

shoutout to nonbinary/agender/otherwise gender nonconforming people who choose to wear cultural clothing typically associated with a certain gender!

jews who wear kippot, muslims who wear hijabs and burqas and niqābs and jilbābs and kimars, sihks who wear turbans, just to name a few!

whether you're wearing these because you have a connection to the gender associated with the article of clothing, or if you wear them because you want to challenge gender roles, or if youre just used to wearing them and don't think your gender should stop you from continuing, or any other reason, i think you all rule!!! im actually a nonbinary jew who wears kippot :] rock on!

and to those who are forced to wear these things, i hope one day you all are in a place where you can have the freedom of choice