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[schirs77]

Bicicleta - Bicycle😊

“Oh Rapaz, meu médico me aconselhou a parar com o ciclismo”. - Por que você está doente? - Não, porque ele me viu andar de bicicleta. 😂

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"My dear friend, my doctor has advised me to stop cycling". - Why are you ill? - No, because he saw me riding a bike. 🤣

[sairastuff]

I've been showing little pieces in this website, small trinkets and daily fashion complements, just some of my last works I steal time after my regular job to keep enjoying leather. But THIS... this is THE THING. This is THE DREAM. This is the BIG DEAL. Well, to be more precise, THIS is my leathercraft course final project. Finished like 3 years ago, just after the pandemia. This is the culmen of 5 years of formation in a Arts&Crafts school, under the lessons of Pepe Pereira, and after 500h of investigation, designing, patterning, redesigning, carving, molding, hardening, dying, painting, texturing, undercutting and aging.... This is the piece I'm most proud of. It's full of mistakes, greatly improvable and too shiny, but fuck, it's my little girl. It's my first complete armour, is my first female design, it my first corset, my first moulded cuirass... It's size adaptable, comfortable especially for the lumbar zone, mostly functional (maybe I'll redesign the shoulder pads, I can't make some spear movements properly)... and honestly beautiful. And all mine. There is so much of me in this piece, you can't imagine, I cried, bleed and sweat so much on it that I feel it a part of me already. THIS is ME.

[gsstories]

Introducing…

Daniel Liu Pereira! Another one of Gin’s friends, one that is in her main friend group. He is part Portuguese and part Chinese, is a sweet and shy boy who models sometimes so he is quite the popular one. Often soft spoken and easily flustered, he is considered to be very charming despite not trying to be or just being oblivious to so. He is rather smart so his grades at school are very high and while socializing makes him a tad bit nervous, he is nice to most people, even Bash, so he is pretty friendly towards Howard and Randy. With Gin, he often gets flustered due to how clingy she is but always expects her hugs and cuddles.

He likes makeup and fashion, sometimes dressing up in pretty dresses and skirts and just going ‘Screw gender roles!’ He also likes to cook and watch movies, mostly romance or dramas that make him shed a tear. His all time favorite is The Book of Life. He cried when he first heard the song I Love You Too Much, he wants to be serenaded like that one day. Yes, he is a hopeless romantic who wishes to find true love one day 💛

[dsantine]

Blessing of Samba

It's better to be happy than to be sad Happiness is the best thing that exists it's like a light in the heart

But to make a samba with beauty it takes quite a bit of sadness it takes quite a bit of sadness but it doesn't make a samba, no!

Otherwise, it's like loving a woman who is just beautiful, so what? A woman has to have something besides beauty Anything sad, anything that cries Anything what feels wistful A bruised love swing A beauty that comes from the sadness of knowing herself a woman Made just to love To suffer for your love And to be just forgiveness

Making samba is not telling a joke and whoever makes samba like that is nothing the good samba is a form of prayer

Because samba is the sadness that sways and sadness always has a hope sadness always has a hope for a day of not being sad anymore no!

Like those people who walk around playing with life Be careful comrade life is for real And make no mistake, there is only one Two even if it's good

No one will tell me they have Without proving very well proven With a certificate issued by a notary in the sky And signed underneath: God And with a recognized signature!

Life is no joke, friend Life is the art of encounter Although there is so much mismatch in life There is always a woman waiting for you With eyes full of affection And hands full of forgiveness Put some love in your life as in your samba

Put a some love on a beat and you'll see that nobody in the world beats the beauty that has a samba, no!

Because samba was born there in Bahia And if today he is white in poetry If today he is white in poetry He's too black at heart

I, for example, the captain of the bush Vinicius de Moraes poet and diplomat The blackest white in Brazil In the direct line of Xangô, Saravá!

The Blessing, Madam The biggest ialorixá in Bahia Land of Caymmi and João Gilberto The Blessing, Pixinguinha You who cried on the flute All my love hurts

The blessing, Sinhô, the blessing, Cartola Blessing, Ismael Silva Your blessing, Heitor dos Prazeres The Blessing, Nelson Cavaquinho The Blessing, Geraldo Pereira The blessing, my good Cyro Monteiro You, Nono's nephew

The Blessing, Noel, Your Blessing, Ary The blessing, all the great Brazilian samba dancers white, black, mulatto Beautiful like the soft skin of Oxum

The blessing, maestro Antonio Carlos Jobim Dear partner and friend That you've traveled so many songs with me And there are still so many to travel The Blessing, Carlinhos Lyra partner one hundred percent

You who unite action with feeling and to the thought The blessing, the blessing, Baden Powell New friend, new partner That you made this samba with me Blessing, friend

The blessing, maestro Moacir Santos You are not one, you are many My Brazil of All Saints Including my São Sebastião Saravá! The blessing, that I'm leaving I will have to say goodbye

Put a some love on a beat and you'll see that nobody in the world beats the beauty that has a samba, no!

Because samba was born there in Bahia And if today he is white in poetry If today he is white in poetry He's too black at heart

[portalvherszage]

Valentina Herszage está no elenco de “Suíte Magnólia” série do Canal Brasil.

Valentina Herszage está no elenco de “Suíte Magnólia” série do Canal Brasil. Apesar de seu nome ainda não ter sido divulgado como parte do elenco da série, foram publicadas fotos da atriz no ser de filmagens da série.

“Série do Canal Brasil, "Suíte magnólia" começou a ser gravada nesta segunda (7). Betty Faria, Julia Lemmertz, João Pedro Zappa, Chandelly Braz, Carla Salle, George Sauma e Analu Prestes, Saulo Arcoverde, Cris Larin, Marina Provenzzano e Igor Angelkorte estão no elenco.

A produção tem direção de Hamilton Vaz Pereira e Marcelo Travesso.”

Fonte: O Globo, coluna Patrícia Kogut.

Fotos: Reynaldo Zangrandi

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IMPOSSIBLE JOURNEY from YUCA on Vimeo.

Impossible Journey is an animated short film that addresses the urgent crisis in maternal health care in the US.

The film was built by a predominantly female team over a process that took more than a year, produced in Brazil and NYC. Each frame was printed and painted meticulously to reveal the layers of reality that our protagonist experiences throughout the story. Every aspect of the animation has metaphorical construction and meaning, just like all the project built around it.

Check out more details and informations on the links below:

Making of: vimeo.com/945849611/991e1f4f3f?share=copy Project’s website: impossiblejourney.org

Cannes Lions 2024 Silver - Film Craft Illustration Silver - H&W Digital Craft

Director: YUCA Production Company: THE YOUTH Post-Production Company: COLOSSAL Executive Creative Director: Eduardo Lubiazi, João Machado Executive Producer: Eduardo Lubiazi Head of Production: Daniel Maia Post-Production Coordinator: Yasmim Uehara Art Director: Eduardo Rosa Animation Director: YUCA + Bruno Brasil DOP: Yuri Maranhão

Producer: Yasmim Uehara, Mauricio Kazu Yamashita Post-Production Coordinator: Yasmim Uehara Post-Production Coordinator Assistant: Nicole Lia Rêgo da Silva, Ana Paula Godoy Production Coordinator: Carol Cherobim Assistant Coordinator: Camila Pires, Lu Krasa Finance Department: Iza Lubiazi

Head of art: YUCA Art Director: Eduardo Rosa Animation Director: YUCA + Bruno Brasil Screenplay: Viton Araújo, Eduardo Tavares Editor: Leonardo Salomão Assistant Editor: Victor Balestrin Printing Studio: Farbewerk Fine Art Lab Printing producer: Daniel Farbewerk Painting Studio: ATELIÊ 39 Painting Artists: Ana Beatriz Artigas, João Paulo de Carvalho 2D Animation Supervisor: Denis Bargos, Daniella Schuarts, Bruno Brasil, André Ruivo VFX Supervision: Rodrigo Stradiotto, Diogo Gameiro Lead Conform and Delivery: Victor Balestrin Conform and Delivery: Ricardo Jug

Lead Concept Artists: Beatrice Bandiera, Fabio Miraglia Lead Illustration: Beatrice Bandiera, Marília Mafé, Diogo Saraiva, Bruno Rosal Concept Artist: Marília Mafé, Taíssa Maia, Che Marcheti, Ana Maria Sena, Bennê Oliveira, Camilla Muniz, Cinthia Saty, Helô Rodrigues, Fabio Miraglia, Diogo Saraiva, Bruno Rosal, Daniel Cramer, Gabriel dos Anjos, Fernando Nas, João Capoulade, Douglas Lopes, Wilson Panassi, Felipe Parucci.

Storyboard: Walfrido Monteiro Previz animation: André Ruivo 2D Animation: Carol Caporrino, Nana Siqueira, Gabriela Chamorro Diniz, Danila Ribeiro, Thalyne Chrystyna, Gabrielle Paparelli, André Ruivo, Diones Ignacio, Robson Vilalba, Anderson Omori, Gilson Júnior de Souza Bastos, Bremo, Gui Kirinus, Geovani Angelo, Carlos Yury, Gui Klein, Sid Ahearne, Alexandre Sales, Gabriel Fraga, Gabriel Chagas, Robb Reis, Denis Bargos.

VFX Animation: Nana Siqueira, Hermes de Lima, Fhilipe Marmori. Lead Clean Up: Mateuz Fernandes Clean Up / Painting: Clara Luz Carvalho Salazar, Nana Siqueira, Giovanna Jahjah, Melissa Ferreira Sartor, Renata SHP, Brenda Maryan, Taiza Nogueira, Mateuz Fernandes, Robson Vilalba, Diones Ignacio, Dudu Querubins, Ulisses Jucá, Luiz Alvares, Pedro Solano, Thallyson Silvestre, Moacyr Neto, Diogo Saraiva, Carlos Yury, Lucas Batalha, Rosinaldo Lages, Josias Bosio, Bruno Mazzilli, Leonardo Vincensi, Rafael Sinnott, Lucas Moraes, Fabio Soro, Lucas Fernandes Siqueira, Jonatas Freire da Silva Souza, Rhuan Gonçalves de Oliveira de Farias, Diego Akel, Lucas Felipe Pereira..

2D Compositing: Gabriel Rocha, Diego Eduardo Loz, Tiago Castro, Adelir Boeira, Lucas Santiago, Jean Lamin, Alan Jose Dias. Compositing: Michel Takahashi Colorist: Erick Moraes 3D Previz: Lucas Lira 3D Animator: Tiago da Silva Motion Graphics: Janaína da Veiga Still Craft Photographer: Diego Cagnato Stabilization Compositing: Everton Ricardo Sabino (Tom), Nícolas Braga de Medeiros Nicolak

Live action Director: YUCA DOP: Yuri Maranhão 1st AC: Jenny Desrosiers Make up artist: Cris Severo Steadicam OP: Emma Leavy BB: Melquan Q Ali Sound Mixer: Emily Strong Producer: Stella Bloss Producer: Livia Borjaile PA/Driver: Elijah Joseph Still Photography: Talitha Ramos Casting: Amanda Gabrielle Baia, Bruce Arturo McIntyre III, Camilla de Souza, Carla Williams, Denise Miller, Emilie Rodriguez, Sarry Nemorin.

Music Company: Satélite Áudio Music Direction: Roberto Coelho, Kito Siqueira e Hurso Ambrifi Account: Fernanda Costa, Renata Schincariol, Daniel Chasin e Karen Nakamura Music Production: Roberto Coelho, Hurso Ambrifi, Thiago Colli, Koitty , Alexandre Avicena, Pedro Pelotas e Nando Diniz Post Production and Mixing: Carla Cornea, Vithor Moraes, Arthur Dossa, Andre Giannini e Esteban Romero Production Coordinator: Camila Guedes, Letícia Oliveira, Bea Vieira e Mariana Tardelli

Special thanks: Filipe Zapelini, Cris Severo In memory of our beloved friend Juca Salomão

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Cris with Bianca Pereira (Isis Valverde, Street Racer, The Cartel) and Joaquim Fortunato (Rodrigo Santoro, CEO, Civilian)

[birazka-blog]

CRIS PEREIRA - Inteligência Ltda. Podcast #120

[gazeta24br]

As cifras do mundo digital impressionam. Quem atua nesse mercado fala com naturalidade sobre ganhos na casa de milhões, que são conquistados graças a uma commodity que está cada vez mais valiosa neste mercado: a audiência. E este é o tema central do Segredos da Audiência, maior espetáculo de tráfego digital  e audiência do País, que acontece entre os dias 21 e 23 de abril, no Teatro Bradesco em São Paulo. A conferência contará com um supershow de Alok, um dos maiores DJs do mundo. O SDA reúne os principais nomes do marketing digital brasileiro que vão apresentar estratégias para conquistar uma quantidade de seguidores considerável e qualificada, que permite a especialistas e influenciadores digitais conseguirem um faturamento de oito dígitos num único dia em um lançamento, com vários exemplos de sucesso como Thiago Nigro, Paulo Vieira, Kaisser, Marcus Marques e diversos outros.   E o que todos esses nomes têm em comum? Contaram com a estratégia digital totalmente desenhada pelo especialista Pablo Marçal. E ele vai compartilhar no palco do  Segredos da Audiência, como conseguiu alcançar esses números com a construção da audiência nas redes sociais. Marçal é autor de 20 livros e idealizador do primeiro reality show sobre prosperidade digital transmitido pela internet: O La Casa Digital, que transformou e fez milhares de pessoas se destravarem e começarem um negócio na era digital. Além dele, a edição 2023 contará com outros nomes de peso, como Samuel Pereira, Cris Arcangeli, Bruna Siqueira, Marina Bello, Elainne Ourives, Thiago Finch, Marcus Marquês, Seu Elias, Joel Jota, Maestro João Carlos Martins, Paulo Muzy, entre outros. De acordo com Samuel Pereira, idealizador do Segredos da Audiência e fundador da SDA Holding, somando-se todas as edições que aconteceram nos últimos nove anos, mais de 10.500 espectadores lotaram a plateia, chegando a atingir o incrível marco de quase 3 mil pessoas em uma única edição. “Ao longo de suas edições, o espetáculo já reuniu nomes como Roberto Justus, Cris Arcangeli, Luiza Helena Trajano e Alice Ferraz. É importante ressaltar que além de ter acesso às estratégias dos maiores nomes do mercado no Brasil e no Mundo, os participantes também têm a oportunidade de fazer networking. Ou seja, saem com a agenda cheia de contatos, independentemente de serem empreendedores iniciantes ou já estabelecidos”, explica. Segundo Samuel, a base do SDA está em um tripé composto por experiência, na qual o participante vive as experiências durante três dias de imersão; conteúdo, que vai além da teoria, mas traz exemplos práticos de quem obteve resultados com a audiência na internet; e por último, o networking, por se tratar de um momento em que mais de 1.500 pessoas estão juntas e podem trocar contatos e experiências. A edição de 2023 do evento “Segredos da Audiência ao Vivo” tem a missão de transformar a vida das pessoas. “Ele é desenhado para que todos consigam os dois fatores primordiais para ter resultado com o digital: estratégias e conexões certas. Com isso, existe a possibilidade de aprender as melhores formas de atrair atenção para o negócio, afinal, o dinheiro vai para onde está a atenção das pessoas”, finaliza Samuel. Serviço: “Evento Segredos da Audiência 2023” Quando: 21, 22 e 23 de abril Horário: das 8h às 20h Local: Teatro Bradesco Endereço: Rua Palestra Itália, nº 500 - Loja 263 - 3º Piso, Perdizes - São Paulo – SP Inscrições e mais informações: https://www.segredosdaaudiencia.com.br/2023/ Credenciamento de imprensa Carolina Lara - +55 11 99140.9229 Os interessados em cobrir o evento devem informar nome completo, CPF, telefone e veículo para o e-mail carolina@carolinalara.com.br  Sobre Samuel Pereira Samuel Pereira é empresário, investidor e fundador da SDA Holding. Entre alguns dos seus marcos está a criação do evento “Segredos da Audiência Ao Vivo” (SDA Ao Vivo), m

aior espetáculo de tráfego e audiência do Brasil. Samuel também empreende no universo digital há 12 anos, onde já desenvolveu dezenas de sites e blogs, sendo que, algumas dessas páginas, já receberam mais de 16 milhões de visitantes únicos. Nas redes sociais que gerencia são quase 5 milhões de seguidores, e em suas redes pessoais são mais de 1 milhão de seguidores. Também é coautor do livro “Negócios Digitais” e autor de Best-Seller na Revista Veja com o livro “Atenção! O Maior Ativo do Mundo”, com prefácio de Luiza Helena Trajano. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/segredosdaaudiencia   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SegredosDaAudiencia/   Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/segredosdaaudiencia/

[schirs77]

Seja Gentil Com Os Seus Vizinhos barulhentos | Comédia | Humor | Autoria de Rodrigo Schiavini

Será que você ainda não percebeu que não vale a pena se estressar por nada neste vida?

Ficamos aborrecidos, raivosos, corremos grande risco em adquirir uma doença psicossomática, adoeceremos nossa alma, podemos morrer e com a alma ou o espírito em estado de delírio, não seremos capazes de habitar os reinos celestiais, após o fim desta patética vida na matéria terrena. Pensa nisso oh rapaz! Pense nisto oh rapaza!

Que tal deixarmos nosso bom humor oculto florescer?

Para os vizinhos barulhentos em vez de socos, reclamações e xingamentos, deixemos bilhetes amorosos de modo a demonstrar a nossa compreensão para com o seu comportamento desconexo do bom senso geral. Ás vezes ele não percebe, coitado. Bem... Vamos para um exemplo:

“Querido vizinho, sua festa religiosa foi impressionante. Devo lhe parabenizar pelo exorcismo bem sucedido de ontem. Você contratou algum xamã com experiência na manipulação de chás curativos para a alma? Porque... Após cada gole, podia-se ouvir os gritos dos demônios saídos das gargantas de seus convidados. Abalou a minha alma. E a toada divina que exalava seu aparelho de som? Então... obrigado por demonstrar a todos nós o poder reverberante de sua caixa amplificada. Até os alicerces de nossas casas tremeram de contentamento. Estou impressionado. Por favor, continue assim: gentil, empático e amoroso para com os seus vizinhos.

[demoura]

DIA 20 DE JANEIRO IDA A ALMADA PARA ASSISTIR À REPOSIÇÃO DE “REINAR DEPOIS DE MORRER » PRIMEIRO ESPECTÁCULO DA TEMPORADA 2023 DA CTA . DEPOIS O CONVÍVIO DO CLUBE DE AMIGOS NO BEBERETE COM OS ACTORES : “Reinar Depois de Morrer” e um projecto ibérico uma co- produção da Companhia de Teatro de Almada com o a Companhia Nacional de Teatro Clássico de Madrid estreada em 2019. Conta os amores trágicos de D.Pedro e Inês de Castro , a partir de um texto escrito em 1635 por Luis Vélez de Guevara dramaturgo espanhol do “siglo de oro” , O texto original foi adaptado por José Gabriel Antuñano numa fragmentação inteligente e também traduzido de forma superior por Nuno Júdice na versão portuguesa . A direcção é de Ignacio Garcia e vibra num cenário “neue regie “ de José Manuel Castanheira evocando uma pista de skate coberta a azulejo ( detalhe demasiado kitsch ) com quatro janelas para a liberdade. Esta estrutura inovadora ,exigente fisicamente para os actores ,em contrapartida permite uma dinâmica fascinante da narrativa teatral .Uma trouvaille as flores-dardo.! Começamos com o cortejo fúnebre de D. Inês de Castro, num ambiente tenebroso e a partir daí toda a estrutura da peça é uma espécie de jogo da cabra cega numa fronteira entre o real e o sonho . Bom o desenho de luzes de Guilherme Frazão na construção dos espaços “para o amor é para a morte” e na luz sanguínea do assassínio de Inês .Também os figurinos de Ana Paula Rocha são elegantes mas sóbrios e merece destaque o vestido branco de Inês .em contraponto com o tenebrismo ibérico dominante . Num auditório esgotado foi com

gosto que revisitamos este belo espectáculo ! Devo no entanto dizer que Erica Rodrigues não ultrapassou o encanto de Margarida Vila Nova ….Depois sucedeu o agradável momento de convívio dos Amigos do Teatro num excelente beberete com a presença dos actores. Carpe Diem.

Texto de Luis Vélez de Guevara

Adaptação José Gabriel Antuñano

Tradução Nuno Júdice

Encenação de Ignacio García

Cenografia José Manuel Castanheira

Figurinos Ana Paula Rocha

Desenho de luz Guilherme Frazão

Intérpretes : Ana Cris , Erica Rodrigues, David Pereira Bastos, João Cabral , Leonor Alecrim , João Farraia , Maria Frade e Pedro Walter

[frankloko]

IVAN (André de Biase) – Filho de Márcia (Eva Wilma) e Átila (Mauro Mendonça) irmão de Yeda (Cristina Pereira) e Cris (Thais de Campos). É um bon-vivant e aproveita o dinheiro da família para sair com as jovens de sua idade. Gostaria de ver Yeda mais feliz, saindo com amigos. Não tem qualquer relacionamento fixo, até conhecer Vic (Ana Helena Berenguer), uma moça simples, pela qual se apaixona. Foto: memoriaglobo.globo.com – Novela Elas por Elas (1982) info: Wikipedia Colorização: @coresdopassado1 • • • • • #andredebiase #andredebiaselindo #andrédebiase #globo #globoplay #redeglobo #coloring #colorista #colorization #colorized #colorizedhistory #colorizationphotos #colorización #colorização #colorizacaodefotografia #brasil #brazil #colorizaçãodigital #colorist (em Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/CndTSNYLyq8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Who Are You?

A/N: I was stumped with what to do for the prompt Identity until I suddenly found the inspiration to write this fic that depicts an au of mine called Lost and Gained. Which includes ocs of mine such those from OBWHF and new ones for the Pines family such as Andrea Pereira, wife of Stan and mother of James, Jessie and additional kid Leroy. Lucina Evergreen, wife of Ford and Fiddleford and mother of Tate and Shiloh and later Shauna and Shannon. But enjoy what I wrote here for @stanuary 

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“Who are you?” A young boy Stan asked his reflection in the bathroom mirror, flashing a bright grin on his face after finishing brushing his teeth. “I’m Stanley Pines! King of New Jersey! This guy is gonna go sailing one day with his brother!” He pointed at himself with bright confidence and pride. “And Andy if she wants to…” Stan muttered under his breath with his cheeks blushing.

“Stanley, are you done in there?” asked Ford after knocking on the closed door. 

“Coming out!”

A teenage Stan saw himself in the bathroom mirror while grooming his hair and fixing up his pink suit in preparation for prom he’ll attend with his brother, and their respective dates. Stan smugly grinned at his image. “Who are you? Stan freaking Pines! This guy’s gonna take his best gal to the prom. And then we’re going to see a show after. Hell yeah. Tch. Tch.” Stan finger gunned back at his reflection before the sound of knocking was heard on the other side of the door. “Alright, alright. Yeesh.”

“Who are you?” Stan nervously asked his reflection inside the bathroom mirror at home. “Stan Pines… who's going to be a dad, while still in high school. You really did it now, Stan.” He smiled a little after taking time to compose himself. “At least Andy still loves you, you still love her, and her parents and brother don’t hate you after we told them. I’m gonna take responsibility. But I can’t tell my family�� they’ll be less than thrilled. Except Sixer, I can trust him with anything.” Stan took a deep breath and left the bathroom.

Stan rubbed his tired, puffy red eyes in front of the Pereira family’s bathroom mirror to clean himself up. “Who are you?” Stan paused and choked up tears. “The knucklehead who ruined his brother’s science fair project, costing him that chance to get into the stupid college he wanted to be in, and got kicked out by Pops because of it.” He sniffled and wiped his runny nose. “Fuck… I can’t do anything right.”

“It’s going to be okay, Stan…” Andy said on the other side of the door. “I – we’re here for you.”

“I – thank you, lass.”

“Who are you?” Stan adjusted the striped tie of his cleaned shirt in front of the bathroom mirror of his, his wife and children’s apartment they’re renting in Florida. “Stan Pines. A husband, father of three gremlins, comic book writer and artist. Not too bad, I admit. Can do better. One day. Andy got her marine biology degree, and she’s hoping to find a job. Knowing Florida, it’ll be easy as pumpkin pie!”

“Dad! Dad! Dad!” cried out the three kids James, Jessie and Leroy approaching the bathroom door. 

“You got a postcard!”

“Alright, I’ll come read it. Be right out.”

“Who are you?” Stan asked his reflection in the bathroom mirror of his brother Ford’s home. Behind Stan, his wife Andrea or Andy as most called her, stood behind him to treat the burn mark on the back of his right shoulder he sustained from physically fighting his brother before he ended up through the portal. The burn stung his back something fierce when Andy began to apply the ointment against his skin.

“You’re the guy who’s going to get his brother back.” Andy answered for Stan, doing her best to keep her emotions under control. “I still can’t believe what happened. His wife disappeared. His husband up and left. His sons were left in another person’s care… we have to do something.”

“We will. I think we can handle two more kids under our care. Tate and Shiloh need their family right now more than anything.” Stan gently touched his wife’s hand behind him. “And I know I’ll need your help.” Andy gingerly kissed his cheek. 

“With you every step of the way, Stan.”

“Who are you?” Stan asked his image in the mirror of his and Andy’s bedroom now that they’ve taken ownership of the house that once belonged to Ford. “Stan Pines, owner of the Mystery Shack! People around here sure love a good tourist trap, let me tell you handsome devil. And with Andy working as a Lake Ranger at the lake, perfect for discounts for fishing supplies. The kids seem to love this town. Tate and Shiloh need time… but I’ll do my best as their uncle to get them through this. At least their other dad Fiddleford will be around once he’s mentally well enough to be involved with his kids again.” Stan pinched the bridge of his nose. “It’s been a long year since then. I hope I can make this all work. I hope I can get my brother back as soon as possible. Ugh, enough of me rambling.” Stan put on the fez hat as the final part of his outfit and left the room. 

“Who are you?” Stan wiped away his happy tears in asking his reflection in his bedroom mirror. “Grandpa Stan Pines, that’s who! My first granddaughter was born today! Her name is Tanya and she is the cutest! I have a feeling me and Andy will be anticipating more grandkids running around here when they start actually running, so I'm gonna look forward to planning more space around here. If they’ll be anything like their parents, this is gonna be chaotic.” Stan let out a content sigh and headed downstairs. 

“Who are you?” Stan demanded his reflection in the mirror. “Stanley Pines. The brother Stanford should be thanking me and Andy for getting not only him out of that stupid portal, but his wife, and apparently their twin teenage daughters they had while in there.” He was angry after his heated argument with his twin brother. At least their respective wives interfered and stopped the two brothers from physically fighting each other before it got worse. “I thought… I thought things would be fixed, but I don’t know if it can be.” Stan looked at himself with determination. “I guess I can try talking. Oof. I’m not looking forward to that.”

Stan let out a big breath. “Who are you? Me? Guess who became a Grunkle in the past couple of years? This guy!” Stan jovially thumbed at himself. “Which makes Andy a Grandy. Ha! Tate and his wife had their son Isaac. Shiloh and his wife had their daughter Hazel. Finally, Shermie got his grandkids Mason and Mabel born a couple days ago. Ford and I wouldn't willingly give the twins up to Shermie. God, I miss those twins already.” Andy laughed in the background. 

“It was a wonderful time. And that has a nice ring to it. Grandy….”

Stan approached the mirror of his and Andy’s bedroom. He had one question that came to mind, remembering the one thing he would always ask and have an answer. “Who are you? Me? Um… I’m Stanley, I think. Stanley Pines. Yeah, that sounds about right from what everyone keeps telling me. It’s coming back to me.” Stan rubbed at his head, memories of his past, his whole life he spent with his family, and the last moments before it was almost all wiped out of his mind were slowly but surely coming back thanks to his family’s diligent efforts to bring him back.

“Who are you?” Stan would ask his reflection in the mirror onboard the Stan O’ War. Ford would walk from behind and stand next to him. 

“I think you know the answer.” 

Stan and Ford exchanged smiles at each other before going back on deck to start their adventure out at sea like they’ve always dreamed of doing when they were young.

21 notes - Posted January 14, 2022

#4

Six Fingers in Time

Hey there all! Another entry for @forduary in going with the theme of Week 3: Hands/AU where it takes place in the Lost and Gained AU, depicting times in Ford’s life involving more positive moments. Hope you all enjoy this ficlet!

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“Aw, Filbrick! Shermie! Come look!” Caryn Pines held up newborn Ford’s six-fingered hands to show her husband who held newborn Stan in his arms. “He’s got the six fingers like my father has!” Filbrick grunted, less enthused as his wife and the mention of her protective father brought back memories of how he didn’t like the old man of Caryn’s. But young Shermie was ecstatic.

“That is so neat!”

“He’s going to be made fun of,” bluntly imputed Filbrick.

“Well it didn’t stop my dad from living his life, and it won’t stop Stanford’s. He’s perfect as he is.” Little Ford giggled.

“You can shove off, Crampelter!” shouted young Stan at the older boy and his other two boys as they walked away laughing. Stan snorted and looked back at his twin brother who had tears forming in his eyes and his hands behind his back. “Hey, it’s gonna be okay, Sixer. No one makes fun of your hands on my watch.” Stan gave his brother a tight hug. 

Ford really hoped this would stop at some point when no one cares how many fingers he has on his hands and be treated as normal. 

“Hey, fellas!” greeted a young Andy as she and her penpal Lucina Evergreen approached the twin boys at the beach. Stan and Ford stopped what they were doing on their wrecked boat and faced their friend, and a new girl to them, walking up to them.

“Hey, Andy!” Stan waved.

“Greetings!”

“Who's the new girl?” Stan asked. “Don’t think we’ve seen her around here or in school.”

“You remember me mentioning a penpal, right?” Ford and Stan nodded. The girl with the lengthy black hair shyly shuffled her feet, her bangs concealing one of her eyes, but keeping her left brown eye exposed while holding her hair. Andy smiled at Lucina. “These are my friends.”

“I’m Stanley Pines! But call me Stan.”

“And I am Stanford Pines, but you can call me Ford.” Ford extended his hand to shake hers. Lucina gasped upon seeing Ford’s six fingered hand in immediate amazement at seeing something unique she hadn’t before. Lucina shaked his hand with hers. 

“Wow… six fingers. That’s… really neat!” Ford blinked. He was taken by surprise upon the new girl’s reaction to his hands. It was much better than what happened with Cathy Crenshaw. He was almost at a loss for words until Lucina moved her bangs away to reveal her right eye being a light blue. Complete heterochromia. 

“Complete heterochromia. That’s so cool!” exclaimed Ford. He then realized he still held onto her hand and let hers go, not wanting things to get awkward. “Oop. Sorry. It’s just nice to know there’s someone else who is different like me.” Lucina blushed from the compliment, happy he didn’t find her too weird.

“No, you’re okay. It’s nice to see someone who’s different like me, too.”

Ford held hands with Lucina along the beach at noon before they headed to the prom with Stan and Andy that will take place later tonight. It was their last day together before Lucina had to take the plane home to Gravity Falls in the morning. Ford wouldn’t see her again for a while and wanted one more night with her. Ford couldn’t believe this was all real. That he found someone he had a real connection with ever since they met as younger kids. It seemed so long ago. 

“Lucy.” 

“Hm?”

Ford and Lucina stopped at the edge of the shore where they couldn’t get their feet wet. They stood next to the swing set where they used to play as children. Ford put thought into the words he wanted to express to Lucina. Emotions swelled between the two teens. 

“There’s something I’ve wanted to tell you for a while.”

Ford and Lucina took a seat on the only two swings. 

“Ever since you came here these past summers, you made me feel I’m not alone.” Ford faced Lucina with a genuine smile. “When you looked at my hands, you weren’t put off or creeped out at the sight of them. A girl screamed at me when she saw them, and it made me feel awful. But I thought about you and seeing your eyes, it made a world of difference in my confidence.”

Lucina had her long black hair brushed back, her eyes being seen. She had to take a deep breath to respond to him.

“You did the same for me. People thought my eyes were weird and I couldn’t stand the staring. But when you look at me like you are now, you… make me feel less alone.” Lucina reached for Ford’s hand. Ford almost pulled away out of habit, but he let her hold his hand. She pulled him in for a hug that made him stiffen, but Ford eased almost immediately and wrapped his arms around her as she did the same.

The pair parted as the time was near until prom, for now, and they had a feeling it’ll be a good time with one another. 

“Sweet sarsaparilla!” gasped Fiddleford upon seeing Ford’s hands. “Is that polydactyl?”

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26 notes - Posted March 7, 2022

#3

Lulled to Sleep

A/N: Hey everyone! Here’s my late entry for @forduary Week One: Sleep. I’ve been busy and distracted throughout February so I may or may not finish the other weekly entries before the deadline. But anyhow, this takes place in the Lost and Gained AU where Ford is a parent and later grandparent. Hope you enjoy this ficlet! 

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“WAAAHHH!!!”

Ford jolted awake from his eyes growing heavy from drifting to sleep. 

Oh my. The boys need me. 

It was a dark, not so quiet night in Gravity Falls in June of 1976, little Tate and his newborn brother Shiloh were crying and needing attention within their shared nursery. Thankfully, Ford had been awake for some time in getting some writing done in his journal at his desk. He raised up from his seat and walked towards the nursery, and on the way, waved at a tired Fiddleford to let him know he had it covered and he could go back to bed. He wanted to make things easier on Fiddleford and Lucina both as he can run on little sleep.  

Ford opens the nursery door and sees little Tate holding onto the bars of his crib while standing and crying across from Shiloh who was also crying. Tate had six fingers on his left hand while Shiloh had six fingers on his right. Tate resembled much like his father Fiddleford, save for the brown hair, but it runs in his family as well as Ford’s. Meanwhile, Shiloh inherited Lucina’s black hair, darker skin tone and heterochromia eyes; Shiloh’s left eye was brown and his right eye blue. The room was spacious and colorful with painted depictions of the forest and animals and magical creatures. One day it was going to be both the boy’s room or until they choose to have their own rooms, respectively.

“It’s alright, boys, Dad is here.”

Ford scooped up Tate and Shiloh in his arms and checked if they needed to be fed, changed, etc before he got the boys to calm down. But they did when held in the arms of their father. He then takes a seat in the blue rocking chair in the room to rock the two boys to sleep after tending to their needs. He still finds himself amazed he’s doing something like this. Finding love. Including children in their active lives. And discovering new, wonderful and dangerous things in Gravity Falls; things he wants to share with his two boys when they’re old enough. And maybe they’ll share that love of adventure like he and Stan did long ago, before everything changed. 

Ford would sing the boys a song his mother sang to him and Stan when they were little. An old Jewish lullaby from what he remembers. He found it funny she taught him the song ‘just in case you wanted to sing it someday’ but he sees what she meant now. It made him feel closer to her somehow. Tate yawned and fell asleep and so did Shiloh in Ford’s arms. 

Ford would gently place the boys back in their respective cribs. 

“Goodnight, Tate. Goodnight, Shiloh.” Ford placed a gentle kiss upon their foreheads and faced the doorway where Lucina and Fiddleford had been watching him the whole time. He smiled at the two. “I thought you two were in bed.”

“We were waitin’ fer you. Couldn’t help but ta watch and listen; it's a very pretty song.”

“Thank you. It always helped me sleep when I was little. I’m actually sleepy from having sung it.”

Lucina and Fiddleford took Ford’s hand in each of theirs and led him to bed with them. 

“I thought it was lovely, too,” added Lucina. 

30 notes - Posted March 3, 2022

#2

In having thought back to Dragon Age, over the years I have been crafting an au where all seven origin Wardens were recruited by Duncan and survived the Joining and would become the Heroes of Fereldan they were meant to be. Plus, the optional Orlesian Grey Warden from Awakening who would assist them in that continuation. Its changed a lot over the years and I think I’m finally satisfied with it. 

And for Dragon Age 2, all three classes Hawke can be existing, but with a twist! One of them is human and the other two are an elf and dwarf who were adopted into the family who become the Champions of Kirkwall they’ll be known as. 

Finally, Dragon Age Inquisition. All six potential Inquisitors survived the catastrophe, but only four of them bear the shared mark within their respective hands, and the other two becoming companions to them. All this existing within the same au saga! Here is what I have so far and I may add more to it. May or may not be a fic using all this, but I wanted to share my own ideas.

Dragon Age Origins (headcanons):

 All seven Wardens from the six origins (including the elven mage/human mage) were recruited/saved by Duncan, survived the Joining, and kicked the Archdemon's ass together; with the addition of all the possible companions. Except Loghain, he got axed because fuck him. The Wardens are Joan Cousland (warrior/templar), Dante Amell (mage/shapeshifter), Sindra Aeducan (rogue/duelist), Verroth Brosca (warrior/berserker), Limerick Surana (mage/arcane warrior), Faelan Mahariel (rogue/ranger), Misha Tabris (warrior/champion). And the mabari hound of Joan’s is named Griffon. The mabari that they find and bonds with Verroth is named Barkspawn, a name they all can agree on thanks to Alistair’s suggestion.

Joan and Alistair knew each other as children from when Joan and her father and brother would travel to Redcliffe for important matters. A young Joan would join in on Alistair's antics around the castle, having become fast friends. During the summer months of those more innocent years, Joan and Alistair would play even more when he could stay with her and her family. When the time came that Alistair was forced to live in the Chantry, him and Joan would keep in touch to write letters over the years, even if it saddened the two that they could not play together anymore.

The voices/personality of each of the Wardens would be Joan - wise; Dante - suave; Misha - cocky; Limerick - mystical; Faelan - experienced; Verroth - violent; Sindra - smart.

Oren and Oriana are alive and well, not having been killed when Rendon Howe's men captured Cousland castle. Escaping to Antiva thanks to Joan and gang when arriving in Denerim to recruit Misha.

Joan romances Alistair. Misha and Dante romances Zevran. Faelan romances Morrigan and performed the Dark Ritual. Verroth and Sindra romances Leliana. Sindra and Limerick become a couple, and is okay with Sindra being with Leliana, too.

Limerick loved being in the Circle, being grateful for not only learning to master his magic, but for the higher education he lacked living in Lothering with his financially troubled family. But later he does see from an outsider’s point of view that the Circle isn’t so kind. Limerick felt wronged for doing what he was told to do by Irving in exposing Jowan as a blood mage. It was hell for him when venturing out of Kinloch Hold for the first time as he felt like his legs were going to fall off from all the walking.

Misha looked up to her mother much of her life until she died. She loves her cousins and father just as much as well as the Alienage she was born and raised in. She learned how to fight with an axe since she was young. When the aspect of an arranged marriage came about, Misha wasn’t all for it, but the day came, and she met her would-be husband. It would not come to pass because of the Arl’s son. Misha killed several of the guards alongside her cousin. Misha didn’t hesitate to deny Vaughn’s deal and kill him and his friends to save her other cousin. Before she was to leave the Alienage to Ostagar, her father gave her mother’s weapon as a parting gift to her. She did express grief and remorse for the loss of her fiancée and kept the wedding ring he crafted to use in wedding with Dante and Zevran.  

Dante was the opposite to Limerick; he hated being trapped in the Circle Tower, but still appreciate learning how to control his magic. Dante almost escaped from the Circle with Anders but chose to be distraction for Anders to escape without him. He greatly missed his mother and siblings, wanting to know what became of them, though giving up as the year’s past. He did learn the fate of his mother, going to the place where her ashes were scattered.

After slaying the Archdemon, each of the seven wardens went on their own paths: Joan reigned as queen alongside Alistair, eventually blessing him with three heirs, Duncan, Rose and Eleanor, to raise and love; having found a way conceive with more success. Verroth remained with Leiliana, bringing a baby girl, Andrea, into the worl Misha and Dante traveled across the lands with Zevran on their own quest across Thedas, with Misha birthing two boys, River and Silas, from all the lovemaking. Sindra was rightfully titled the new Warden-Commander of Fereldan, with Limerick being her Warden-Constable, they had Amaia. As for Faelan, he traveled across Thedas in search for Morrigan to be with her and their son Keiran. Luckily, with the help of old friends and new, he accomplished this and traveled through the eluvian with Morrigan.

Major choices: Connor was saved without having to sacrifice his mother, Isolde. The Sacred Ashes were preserved with the dragon not being slain. Bhelen was made King of Orzammar and the Anvil of the Void destroyed, killing Branka. Brokered peace between the werewolves and elves, Zatherian sacrificing his life to break the curse. Saved Redcliffe from the undead. Recruited Jowan into the group. Liberated the Circle of Magi from demons and saved the remaining mages, including Irving. In Soldier's Peak, they allowed Avernus to continue his research, but more ethical means than before and killed the demon that possessed Sophia's body. Fulfilled all the companion’s quests with positive results, including the one where Faelan Mahariel "killed" Flemeth, and every other possible quest with mostly positive results.

When the seven Wardens entered the Fade by the Sloth demon in the Circle, they each saw their own unique dreams. Joan saw that her whole family was happy and alive again. Verroth seeing that his mother began to treat him right, meeting his father for the first time, seeing his sister happy with her husband and child. Sindra dreamed that her brother was alive and that Bhelen getting respect equally, with the addition of getting together with Gorim. Limerick dreamt of becoming First Enchanter of the College of Magi, though was the first to saw it as nothing more than a dream and worked to free his fellow wardens from Sloth. Misha in her dream too saw what could have been if Nelaros was not killed and her mother being alive. Faelan in his dream saw an image he himself imagined of what his parents looked like, and that his friend Tamlen was never tainted. Dante Amell dreamed of being a free man, using the opportunity to see his mother and family in Kirkwall until he began to see the faults within the dream.

Of course, there were many things each of the wardens did not agree on when it came to certain choices. To name one big example was deciding who to crown King of Orzammar. Coming back to the dwarvan city caused great turmoil between Sindra and Verroth, the two arguing in anger, causing a temporary rift within the group that lasted until they killed the Broodmother. It was there that they settled on the decision on Bhelen becoming Orzammar's king, believing he would last much longer than Harromont would've, yet Sindra still hated the decision after Harrowmont’s execution.

Sindra loved both of her brothers, despite them getting on her nerves at times. She felt that her older brother Trian did not deserve to be killed and was genuinely caught off when Bhelen betrayed her.

Sindra knew King Cailan, as children, when the late King Maric and his son would be invited by her king-father to watch Proving's sometimes. Her and Cailan would play together, but lost touch over the years.

During the events of Awakening, Sindra was promoted to Warden-Commander and Limerick as Warden-Constable and the rest of the Wardens would come to assist with whatever they needed for old times’ sake. A Grey Warden from Orlais was sent to them in good faith named Lyric Caron (warrior/guardian). The three would work together in recruiting new Grey Wardens into their fold in order to defend the Keep and Amaranthine from the darkspawn threat. And would help their companions through their own troubles.

Lyric Caron is a straightforward woman who is new to Fereldan and its customs and is fascinated with how the Heroes of Fereldan manage warden duties so… unlike how she was taught in the order. She watches and learns under the seven and can’t help to admire them and learning of their adventures. Lyric has a wife and child back home she hopes will be alright while she is in Fereldan for a while.

With Nathaniel Howe, the pregnant Queen of Fereldan Joan would chat with him and convince him he should join the Grey Wardens and is remorseful for what happened to the remainder of his family and doesn’t blame him for what his father did. And imprisoned those who conspired with Rendon Howe.

With Velanna, Faelan would be able to put her at ease with their presence in meeting fellow elves and help her get her sister back, however they can.

With Oghren, Verroth and Misha would have a time convincing him to get back with his wife and mend their relationship.

With Justice, they convince him he can leave the deceased body of the former warden for his wife to have buried. Justice ending up possessing Anders’ cat Ser Pounce-A-Lot.

With Anders, he is happy to see Dante and Limerick again after so long since their Circle days. And they help him be on his way without issue when the mission is complete.

With Sigrun, she is excited to meet Verroth and Sindra and gets their autographs as they were inspiring to her as a dwarf.

They chose to spare the Architect and managed to keep both the Keep and Amaranthine from falling to destruction.

Sindra, Limerick and Lyric take up the mission in Amgarrak and succeeded.

During the Witch Hunt, Faelan is aided by Joan, her mabari Griffon and Limerick to find Morrigan and learn of her fate. Faelan would walk into the Eluvian with Morrigan to be with her and their son, and the others retrieved the book in turn.

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43 notes - Posted January 21, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

A small ficlet for @stanuary

Week One: Brothers

“There’s something we wanna show ya, Shermie!” chirped the young Stan while holding his hand, with Ford holding the other. 

“It’s one of our best finds yet!” supported Ford. Shermie chuckled, humoring his two younger brothers. It was as good an excuse as any to get out of the house. 

Stan led his and Ford’s teenage brother outside on the beach where not many visitors would go. Perfect for Stan and Ford to play undisturbed for the most part. Save for those who pass by every now and then. 

When the trio of brothers arrived at the spot, Shermie took a good look at what his brothers have been working on for a while. A small worn boat Stan and Ford pulled out from the cave and began to fix it to sailing condition, but judging by the slow progress, the boys were in no rush to complete the vessel. 

“We called it the ‘Stan o’ War’. One day, when it’s complete, we’re gonna sail around the world, and go on adventures.” Stan climbed up the boat with Ford joining him. 

“My, my. I have to agree this is a great find!” Shermie examined the boat. “If you’ll have me, I’d like to come with you two on one of those ventures. Better than being here, that’s for sure.”

“I knew you’d like it! We’d love to have you onboard our vessel.”

“If you’re not too busy when we do,” said Ford while picking up one of his books on the boat. Shermie hummed a response. He had been more involved with himself than his brothers as of late since getting his own car, and with it more freedom to leave the house. 

“Well, if you guys ever want my help to finish this, I’ll be more than happy to drive to the store to buy more wood.”

Stan and Ford gasped with smiles on their faces. 

“That would be great! But before you do, wanna play pirates with us? You can be the privateer!”

Shermie picked up a nearby stick with a bright grin. “Alright. Show me how to play.”

48 notes - Posted January 5, 2022

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