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Seja Gentil Com Os Seus Vizinhos barulhentos | Comédia | Humor | Autoria de Rodrigo Schiavini
Será que você ainda não percebeu que não vale a pena se estressar por nada neste vida?
Ficamos aborrecidos, raivosos, corremos grande risco em adquirir uma doença psicossomática, adoeceremos nossa alma, podemos morrer e com a alma ou o espírito em estado de delírio, não seremos capazes de habitar os reinos celestiais, após o fim desta patética vida na matéria terrena. Pensa nisso oh rapaz! Pense nisto oh rapaza!
Que tal deixarmos nosso bom humor oculto florescer?
Para os vizinhos barulhentos em vez de socos, reclamações e xingamentos, deixemos bilhetes amorosos de modo a demonstrar a nossa compreensão para com o seu comportamento desconexo do bom senso geral. Ás vezes ele não percebe, coitado. Bem... Vamos para um exemplo:
“Querido vizinho, sua festa religiosa foi impressionante. Devo lhe parabenizar pelo exorcismo bem sucedido de ontem. Você contratou algum xamã com experiência na manipulação de chás curativos para a alma? Porque... Após cada gole, podia-se ouvir os gritos dos demônios saídos das gargantas de seus convidados. Abalou a minha alma. E a toada divina que exalava seu aparelho de som? Então... obrigado por demonstrar a todos nós o poder reverberante de sua caixa amplificada. Até os alicerces de nossas casas tremeram de contentamento. Estou impressionado. Por favor, continue assim: gentil, empático e amoroso para com os seus vizinhos.
#humor#zoeira#comediante#diversão#divertido#engraçado#entretenimento#humorista#textos#comédia#cris pereira#igor guimarães#sbt#meus textos#escritos#frases#notas#letras#comedia stand up#comédia stand up#o cris pereira
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Leyendas legendarias en el auditorio nacional. Miércoles 21 de agosto de 2024, 8:30pm. Boletos en eTicket.
#comedia#comedia stand up#leyendas legendarias#podcast#show en vivo#humor#auditorio nacional#true crime
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La mujer es un ser superior 💁🏻♀️🙋🏼♀️ Por @yofelipesanchez 🤷🏻♂️
🎤 7ma temporada de RISA 🎤
🎭 Sala @konzertcafe del @paseolaplazaok 🎭
🗓️ Sábados 21:30 hs: “Risa por Ellas”. Un show de Stand Up compuesto por comediantes mujeres.
🗓️ Sábados 23:30 hs: “Risa Stand Up”. El tradicional show de Stand Up que viene siendo un éxito con artistas rotativos.
🙂 En nuestra 7ma temporada, y ya habiendo pasado más de 50 comediantes de la escena actual, invitamos en este 2024 a disfrutar y compartir un rato de humor.
👧🏻 Se suma en esta temporada “Risa por Ellas”, el único show de Stand Up del Paseo la Plaza con un elenco compuesto únicamente por comediantes mujeres.
Ambas opciones son ideales para disfrutar con grupos de amigas, amigos, parejas y familia.
🫵🏼 Una selección de los mejores humoristas del circuito de Stand Up nacional e internacional dedicarán una hora cada sábado a hacerte reír.
📍¿Dónde? En la sala Konzert Café del Paseo la Plaza Av. Corrientes 1660 (CABA)
🥂 🍔 Durante la función podrás disfrutar los excelentes tragos y gastronomía que ofrece la sala Konzert Café.
🎟️ Conseguí tu entrada en @plateanet , en @atrapalo.ar o en las boleterías del Paseo la Plaza.
👆🏻 Links en nuestra Bio 👆🏻
¡Te esperamos!
#risacontenidos#risastandup#humor#stand up#chistes comico gracioso standup#stand-up#comedian#comedy#stand up comedy#Comedy#humour#funny#jokes#satire#memes#argentina#el argentino#risa#Duelar#Duelo#Separación#frases#Hombre#Pareja#mujeres#hermosa mujer#mujerbonita#Mujer#comedia#entretenimento
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Longview laughs
Saturday night, I’ll be performing at Firehouse Bar & Grill in Longview. It’s been a minute since I’ve performed in this East Texas town so I’m excited about this show! Hope to see you and your toxic, but comedy-loving, exes there!
Photo: Brent Kosadar
#jade esteban estrada#comedy#burlesque#getjaded#comedian#gay#entertainment#the prada enchilada#funny#laughs#longview texas#east texas#entertainer#stand up comedians#stand up#standup comedy#comedia#latino comedy#latino comedians#jade in america#comedy tour#actor#singer#dancer#charo#backstreet boys
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¿SE PUEDE EXPLICAR LA COMEDIA?
Siempre se ha dicho que un chiste, algo gracioso, nunca debe ser explicado, se perdería entonces la gracia y la magia de la comedia. Cuando te llamas Antonio Castelo, Iggy Rubín o Miguel Campos y eres uno de los mejores cómicos de Stand Up de nuestro país, supongo que puedes hacer lo que te de la haga, incluso explicar y destripar la anatomía de un chiste. Eso es lo que hicieron estos tres cómicos durante dos años, dos temporadas y 128 episodios desde los micrófonos de la Cadena SER, explicar algunos de los términos y entresijos más conocidos en el mundo de la comedia, todo ello bajo un nombre que recuerda un poco a Morgan Freeman, Comedia Perpetua. La comedia, como la energía, ni se crea ni se destruye, se transforma, de ahí su perpetuidad, sino que le pregunten al gran Ignatius Farray.
Este programa de radio que seguía la estructura, los lenguajes y los tiempos propios del formato podcast, se emitió entre septiembre de 2018 y julio de 2020 de forma semanal en la Cadena SER, la madrugada del viernes al sábado entre las 3:30 y las 4:00 de la madrugada. Se grababa otro episodio semanal que se emitía solo en Youtube, donde se consumía mayoritariamente el programa. Comedia Perpetua estaba producido por Phi Beta Lambda, una productora de comedia creada por los propios presentadores que surge con la intención de producir y grabar shows de Stand Up en el Picnic, un local de comedia en Madrid, para así darle la oportunidad a cómicos amateur y profesionales, de tener su material grabado con calidad de audio e imagen. La productora sigue grabando monólogos y podcasts de comedia a día de hoy.
Lo que hacía especial a este programa es que su temática era la comedia, es decir, no era solo algo que escuchar para entretenerse y reírse, si no que podías aprender y mucho sobre comedia y stand up comedy principalmente. Ellos mismos definían el programa como café para los más cafeteros. En él se hablaba y se analizaban especiales de comedia tanto nuevos como antiguos, se recomendaban cómicos de diferentes partes del mundo ya sean españoles, americanos, ingleses o australianos (Louis C.K, Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor o Pete Davidson entre otros). Se recomendaban libros sobre técnicas de escritura o de interpretación de monólogos cómicos que podían ser muy útiles para gente amateur, se entrevistaba a cómicos famosos españoles y los propios presentadores contaban sus anécdotas, historias y andaduras en el mundo de la comedia desde sus inicios hasta ahora.
Sin duda, Comedia Perpetua fue, es y será, un programa de culto para los amantes de la comedia en nuestro país e incluso, en el mundo. Como ellos mismos decían y recordaban en numerosas ocasiones, ¿cómo les permitió la SER hacer eso? No lo sabemos, pero gracias, que Dios bendiga Comedia Perpetua.
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Todo listo para el gran encuentro de Lorna Cepeda con el público panameño
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#Comedia#Entretenimiento#Jossie Jiménez#Lorna Cepeda#Naturalmente Rubia#Panamá#Stand-Up#Teatro Anayansi
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⚡MicroTeatro Rosario: Tincho Zaragoza • 1 Horita de stand up • Sábado 24 de Junio.
El comediante rosarino hace parte de sus actuales monólogos con materiales nuevos de su próximo (y cuarto) unipersonal.A punto de cumplir 10 años haciendo stand up presenta un show donde renueva su mirada humorística sobre distintos temas, vivencias y obsesiones. Tincho Zaragoza es comediante y coordinador de clases de stand up.Es la cara humana detrás del proyecto “Pasos de Comedia”, escuela y…
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#destacado#micro teatro#microteatro#microteatro rosario#pasos de comedia#Rosario#sabado#standup#teatro con stand up.#teatro odiseo#tincho zaragoza
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Tasteless Engine (2)
Suddenly, the puppet’s eyes flutter open and the doll stares at you.
Flabbergasted, you jump back and stop touching them. The porcelain puppet slowly, weakly sits up with numb arms. All you can do is stare at the living doll with wide eyes, while the mass elevates itself until it stands up before you.
“Who are you…?” the porcelain puppet asks with a low, groggy voice. Definitely a boy.
“I could return you the question! My name is […] and I’m a toy maker.” You reply.
“Good. I have been looking for you.” Says the puppet casually, as if he was not crying on your floor a few minutes ago. He starts walking in your bungalow with his chin raised high, as if he was the owner of this land. His torn clothes barely cover himself, and his joints and articulations creak with every move he makes and you decide to go after him.
“Wait! So, you know me, but what’s your name and how are you… Living?! Aren’t you a puppet?” You ask while walking behind him, in pure confusion.
“That’s none of your business. As for my name, I don’t have one.” Replies the doll boy. “What’s that?” he asks, pointing a book with his hand.
“Just a theater piece. It’s La Comedia Del Arte. You never heard of it?” You reply, taking the book and handing it to him. The nameless puppet takes the book and examinate it carefully.
“Well, just call me Scaramouche then.” He says after reading a few pages.
“Scara?
-Scaramouche” He objects, refusing the nickname. He puts back the book on the self.
“This bungalow is pathetic, but it is not the reason of my visit. I saw the sign near your house saying that you are a toy maker. It kills me to say it but I need your help.” After saying that, Scaramouche takes off the clothe that was hiding his bust. At the place where should be his heart if he was human is a huge hole, the porcelain is fissured and painting is damaged all around the hole and even slightly melted. You stare at it in awe for a few minutes. Never, in your life, you saw a human-puppet with a hole in the chest. Look then up at him in his eyes, which are a bit damaged too.
“… What happened to you?” You ask, shocked.
“None of your business too.” Answers the puppet with a dark face.
Promptly, you put him on your table and observes his features with a lot of caution.
“I never saw a doll this damaged. I’m not sure I’ll be able to fix all of that.
-What about my heart?
-You had a heart?
-Yes. But in an access of rage, I pulled it out of my chest, that’s how the hole… You know…”
You look at him, you can’t help but feel bad for him. Sure, he is not human at all, but it is almost like it, is it not? And mostly, he had a heart. You don’t know how it is possible, but you stopped asking yourself question when a living puppet started to cry before you.
“Sadly, I can do nothing for a heart-broken puppet, asides from repairing the damage, I can’t give you a heart.” You tell him softly, looking at him in the eyes.
“Then I’ll find someone who can.
-No one can. Scaramouche, a heart isn’t a clock! It is not mechanical, you can not buy it, or repair it with a hammer, nails and tools. I can’t do anything for this heart, nor no one can.
-You’re worthless! I should have known it when I crossed your door! I’m leaving, now.” The enraged doll jumps off the table and heads toward the living room.
“If you go outside, you’ll be even more broken!” You protest. “I can fix you! And maybe your heart will grow back! I bet you’re not that stupid…”
After you said that, Scaramouche looks down, lost in thought. Leaving the bungalow would be counterproductive, and after all, maybe those promises you tell him are true. In this case, it is not in his interest to leave. He turns to you.
“Alright, you win, human.
-I have a name.
-Don’t get me started or it’s you who’ll end up broken.
-So you’re staying here?
-Unfortunately.” The puppet rolls his eyes.
#genshin impact#fantasy#genshin impact x reader#scaramouche#kunikuzushi#wanderer#scaramouche x you#scaramouche x reader#wanderer x you#wanderer x reader#kunikuzushi x you#kunikuzushi x reader#gn reader#fanfiction
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He's not wrong, GenX was absolutely like that and we have the scars, the tee shirts, and the attitude to prove it.
I like this kid.
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I save dick by giving it CPR
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
Toru is so sad and you just want to make him feel better!!!!
Ambos son mayores de edad, sexo oral, el lector tiene pezones y "aprieta hasta la nada", así que el inglés no es mi primer idioma y no dudes en corregirme.
Después de que Toru perdió contra Karasuno, fue a llorarte, ahora se frustra rebotando una pelota contra el techo de tu habitación, de vez en cuando le cae en la cara y se queja de lo estúpido que es Ushiwaka y lo engreído que es Kageyama, escucha con atención. , respondiendo con palabras cortas porque sabes que en ese momento no quiere consejos, solo quiere que le escuches.
And you know you're ovulating, because seeing him with that expression of frustration makes you feel so hot.
"Don't worry Toru, you have your whole life ahead of you, you are such an excellent setter, intelligent, agile, handsome..." you murmur against his ear, now you're on top of him. "You have nothing to envy them."
He is stunned for a few seconds and his cheeks heat up, finally he leaves that ball alone and takes you by the hips.
"Do you think so?" he quickly regains his composure and responds to your flirting.
"Let me take some of your frustration away, okay?" you say fluttering your eyelashes and slowly lowering until your face is against his sports shorts.
Now you press your cheek against his semi-hard bulge, you turn to look at him and now his face is completely red, he half opens his lips and licks them trying to remove the dryness, he leans on his elbows to be able to look at you.
Tomas sus pantalones cortos y ropa interior, los bajas lentamente, liberando su polla que gotea, él traga con fuerza y respira con dificultad, cada respiración hace que su polla se contraiga.
"BASTA TORU, DEJA DE MOVERLA", lo regañas cuando te das cuenta que está siendo gracioso y está moviendo la polla, ya que para él es el pináculo de la comedia.
Escuchas su fuerte risa y pones los ojos en blanco, te ajustas el cabello detrás de la oreja y sacas la lengua, lames primero la punta, luego haces círculos y te deleitas con los gemidos de tu ruidoso novio.
You play a little with his balls, kiss his thighs and the tip of his cock, completely hard, with veins bulging, you know he's desperate as he moves his hips against your mouth trying to enter it.
Then you take half of it in your mouth, sucking, letting saliva drip and lubricate what's underneath, your hands masturbate the other half of his 23 centimeters, while your mouth takes care of the other half.
You take his cock out of your mouth sucking the saliva and then swallow, you hear him moan loudly your name, now with both hands you masturbate his penis, with your saliva lubricating and making every movement fluid, the sound of his cock against your hands is glorious, you look him straight in the eyes without stopping masturbating him.
"Fuck, fuck, i-i love you so much."
He moans with his face contorted with pleasure, he throws his head back and continues moaning, his Adam's apple goes up and down with each breath, his jaw clenched and his team shirt fits perfectly to his toned body, his chest heaving, his veins standing out every time he squeezes the sheet beneath him.
You moan at the beautiful sight and continue with your work, the air is thick and you breathe the excitement of both, you are completely soaked, your pussy tightens to nothing and your nipples hurt from how hard they are, you breathe heavily completely aroused.
You go back to sucking his cock, from top to bottom, rubbing the head of his cock against the inside of your cheek one, two, three times, you stroke his balls and pull his cock up a bit to be able to lick the separation of his balls to the tip of his dick.
Oikawa shudders completely, a laugh bursts from his chest, he is enjoying it like never before, if that's his prize for losing, he knows he could lose all his matches from now on.
You scream against his cock, you really need him to touch you but you don't want to stop sucking him, you squeeze your trembling legs trying to relieve the excitement.
"Ah, if you want it inside just do it," he moans with a smile, he closes his eyes and moans pulling his head back again.
You lick that mole he has on his thighs, you shake your head and look him directly in the eyes.
"I want to make you feel good."
You murmur before continuing with your work, you feel his tense thighs under your hands, it always makes you nervous when you know he's about to come, because you want to do everything at once and you're afraid of ruining his orgasm.
This time you decide to just keep going and going until his thick cum splashes against your face.
The sound of pre-cum and your saliva makes a clack clack every time your hand goes up and down, you suck every time you take it out and put it back in your mouth, Toru writhes beneath you and occasionally fucks your throat moving his hips.
One and two gags make you try to escape, but he stops you with his hand and teases you with a smile, moving his hips against your mouth, your jaw hurts and saliva drips from the corners of your lips, every time you try to swallow his cock goes deeper, both of you have tears on the edge of your eyes.
He lets you go and falls back on his elbows, tilts his head to his right side, closes his eyes and lets you continue taking care of him.
With an almost painful moan he comes, his chest rises and falls rapidly, his hair sticks to his forehead and he has a completely lost look against the ceiling, his mouth half open and his face tense, almost like a work of art.
He complains when you leave his cock alone again sucking it, he closes his eyes and then opens them to look at you, a silly smile appears on his face.
#oikawa tooru#oikawa x reader#haikyuu oikawa#hq oikawa#oikawa fluff#haikyuu#x reader#reader x character#fanfic#oikawa fanfiction#oikawa smut#oikawa toru#oikawa toru smut#oikawa toru x reader#oikawa toru x y/n
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Bicicleta - Bicycle😊
“Oh Rapaz, meu médico me aconselhou a parar com o ciclismo”. - Por que você está doente? - Não, porque ele me viu andar de bicicleta. ���
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"My dear friend, my doctor has advised me to stop cycling". - Why are you ill? - No, because he saw me riding a bike. 🤣
#humor#zoeira#comediante#diversão#divertido#engraçado#entretenimento#humorista#textos#comédia#a praça é nossa#cris pereira#humour#memes#funny#lol#hilarious#jokes#this is a joke#funny jokes#haha#comedia#comedian#comedy#eddie murphy#comediantes#stand up comedy#comedians#O Cris Pereira
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Ooh ok! Top 5 best JJBA fanfics in your opinion
..........oh jeez this is
this is gonna be a hard one because uh......
yeah I have a lot-
(once again, probably not in order, it's already hard enough getting only five to be called favorites, I'm not even going to try putting them in an order)
1) Deus Ex Machina, by Insomnomaniac. Giorno ends up turning back time to try and get a better outcome of Golden Wind. It's got found family, vampires being murdery cats, Gay Gay Homosecual Gay, and Trish getting to kick ass like she deserves
2) A Better Man Than He, by jay_of_the_beholder. Aka, the fic that got me hooked on Jonathan x Diego because through shenanigangs, Dio and Diego end up being swapped with only Jonathan being aware of it
3) Universal Heartbeat, by Drakoloach. It's a fic of Stand User Anne in Stardust and it is CRIMINALLY underrated and y'all should 100% go check it out because it's so well written and deserves more love
4) друг: Epitaph for Other, by DyedViolet. Giorno murders more people as a treat because Gold Experince has such capacity for murder <3
5) the machine of a dream, by Comedia. Giorno has a taxi and runs over at least 2 people, and honestly good for him
#if anyone's got anymore fic recs BLEASE drop them in the notes it would make my day#jjba#jojo’s bizarre adventure#sb answers#headspace tales
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FICTIONAL CHARACTER ASK: FOZZIE BEAR
(Asked by popular vote on the polls)
@thealmightyemprex @amalthea9 @angelixgutz @moonbeamelf @queerfloydpepper @mx-piggy @softlytowardthesun @princesssarisa @silverfoxstole @goodanswerfoxmonster @professorlehnsherr-almashy
Favorite Thing About Them: He started out a bit proudfull, erroneously thinking that to proove to others that he was a good comedian, he "had to work alone". But slowly he evolved into a character who wasn't afrayed of showing vulnerability nor ashamed of asking his friends to help him out, and with their support Fozzie started to make comedy not to proove something to anyone, but out of love for comedy. Somedays will be good, somedays will be bad, the harsh criticisms will hit hard on his self steem, but he always regains confidence to get on the stage again. And Fozzie is so gratefull for the encouragement he receives that he becomes one of the most loyal and kind friends of Kermit and the other Muppets, sharing his shoulder for them to cry and his support when they are feeling down or even in great danger.
Least Favorite Thing About Them: As somebody who prefers to stick with plans, I relate to his mother's frustration when Fozzie appears by surprise in her house and brings all friends along without asking her if she can prepare herself to receive them as guests, making her cancell a travel that she has been waiting for days.
Three Things I Have In Common With Them:
* I deal with self steem problems;
* I can be bumbling and awkward in social interactions;
* I consider comedy the greatest comfort in my life;
Three Things I Don't Have In Common With Them:
* I'm not a bear;
* I'm not working as a stand-up comedian;
* I don't wear a tie;
Favorite Line:
From The Muppet Show
"I went to a resort hotel for a change and a rest. The waiter got the change and the hotel got the rest!"
"Fozzie: Say, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater. At the stage door, I passed a bunch of Muppet fans and suddenly, I hear...
Kermit: GOOD GRIEF, THE COMEDIA'S A BEAR!
Fozzie: No he's a-not. He's a wearin' a neck-a-tie!"
"Rowlf: Oh Fozzie, what are you carrying the fish for?
Fozzie: Oh, just for the halibut!"
"Rowlf: Oh Fozzie, what are you carrying the hoop for?
Fozzie: Because Statler and Waldorf are always saying the show is hoop-less!"
"Rowlf: I said can you play hat-less?!
Fozzie: I don't know! Who wrote it?"
"Fozzie: Would you lend me a fiver 'till pay day?
Kermit: Fozzie, you already owe me five!
Fozzie: Oh, please, please! I know it, but I gotta pay my writer: the legendary Gags Beasley.
Kermit: "The legendary Gags" comes pretty cheap, doesn't he?
Fozzie: Well, we worked out a pretty good deal.
Kermit: Oh, you pay him by the line?
Fozzie: No, I pay him for the laugh.
Kermit: Oh, then he owes you money!"
"Fozzie: Hey, did you hear the one about the bed?
Kermit: Uh, no.
Fozzie: That's good 'cause I haven't made it up yet!"
"Scooter: Hello, and what's your name?
Fozzie: Mike Oznowiski.
Scooter: Oh, so you're the telephone pole!"
"Kermit: Fozzie, what is that?!
Fozzie: I'm the Tin Woodsman.
Kermit: There's no Tin Woodsman in Alice in Wonderland!
Fozzie: Alice in Wonderland? I tought we were doing Peter Pan!"
"Fozzie: Kermit, are you feeling okay? You look kinda green.
Kermit: I'm always green!
Fozzie: How do you know when you're sick?"
"Fozzie: Now, I am going to pull a rabbit out of this hat. 1, 2, 3 Presto!
Rabbi: Shalom!
Robin: Fozzie, that's not a rabbit, that's a rabbi!
Fozzie: You was expecting the Pope maybe?"
From The Jim Henson Hour
"Showbiz! The first time you open the script to see the magic, the excitement, the adventure...and how many lines you got."
From The Muppet Movie
"Here I am, Fozzie Bear. To tell you jokes both old and rare."
"Fozzie: Once, there was this sailor who was so bad...
Sailor: How bad was he?
Fozzie: Uh... he was so bad that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all."
"Kermit: Fozzie, where did you learn to drive?
Fozzie: I took a correspondence course."
"Fozzie: Oh, I'm so nervous. If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
Bunsen: Well then, you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?"
"They don't look like Presbyterians to me."
"Kermit: Fozzie.
Fozzie: Yes.
Kermit: Uh, bear left.
Fozzie: What?
Kermit: Bear left!
Fozzie: Right, frog.
Kermit: What?"
From The Great Muppet Caper
"Kermit: Great Britain! We're actually in Great Britain!
Fozzie: Oh no! We'll never get to England now!"
"Fozzie: Kermit, are bears allowed in these fountains?
Kermit: What?
Fozzie: Are bears allowed in these fountains?
Kermit: No, I don't think so.
Fozzie: I need a bath."
"Boy, a classy place like this you'd think they'd have pretzels on the table."
"Ya' know, if you put enough sugar in this stuff it tastes just like ginger ale!"
From The Muppets Take Manhattan
"Scooter: Listen, all I'm saying is that maybe it's time we all went out on our own.
Fozzie: You mean 'out on our own' alone? Without even each other even?"
From Muppet Treasure Island
"Bunsen: How unfortuitous our firearms weren't loaded.
Fozzie: I'll say. We might have shot somebody."
From Muppets from Space
"Kermit: We have to save Gonzo from a whole army of Goverment agents.
Fozzie: I have a joke book."
From The Muppets at the Walt Disney World
"Kermit, you don't understand. You are asking us to choose between Walt Disney World and fried bugs!"
From Muppets Online
"Why did the chicken cross the web? To get to the other site!"
"Last night, I was on the computer so late that today, I had to take an-pp."
From The Muppets Haunted Mansion
"Fozzie: Hiya hiya hiya. Boy, you're an scary audience. Usually I'm worried about dying up here, but it looks like you beat me to it!
Statler and Waldorf: Boo! Boo!
Fozzie: Oh no, not you guys. Don't you have anything better to do than boo me?
Waldorf: We're ghosts!
Statler: Yeah, booing comes with the territory!"
brOTP: Kermit the Frog, Robin the Frog, Rowlf the Dog, Miss Piggy, Link Hogthrob, Gonzo the Great, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Janice, Sweetums, Sam the Eagle, Rizzo the Rat, Yolanda the Rat, Pepe the King Prawn, Bean Bunny, Clifford, Bobo the Bear, Statler, Waldorf.
OTP: Link Hogthrob, Kermit the Frog, Rowlf the Dog, Gonzo the Great, Scooter, Skeeter, Beth Bear, Dora Bear, Becky.
nOTP: Miss Piggy, Animal, Statler, Waldorf.
Random Headcanon: Fozzie once tried to get a job in a circus, but gaved up because the owner insisted in making him a Wild Bear to be Tamed instead of giving him the job of clown he actually wanted.
Unpopular Opinion: It's time for a Muppet movie or special to have Fozzie experiencing a personal conflict as the main plot focus. We have a sitcom, several movies and specials focusing on Kermit and Miss Piggy, and several movies and specials focusing on Gonzo by now. Fozzie is Kermit's best friend and the emotional hearth of the group, who is capable of much pathos just as he is capable of providing comic relief. I believe he has the right to be the main lead in a project just like his friends have been.
Song I Associate With Them:
Movin' Right Along
youtube
Oklahoma
youtube
Close to You
youtube
Knees Up Mother Brown
youtube
Wotcher Knocked 'Em In the Old Kent Road
youtube
An Actor's Life For Me
youtube
You're Special to Me
youtube
Best Friends
youtube
Favorite Picture of Them:
Solo Posing
With his Mother
With his best friend, Kermit the Frog
As a baby in The Muppets Take Manhattan
As a baby in the 1984 cartoon series Muppet Babies
#tumblr mutuals#fandom musings#fictional character ask#character ask meme#the muppets#muppets#the muppet show#fozzie bear#frank oz#Youtube
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hola, hola. ¿se escucha? va llegando YOUR BOY, LEROY CAMPBELL. nacido el 09 / 09 / 1999 — 24 años . libra . estadounidense .
probablemente sepas más de su vida entrando a su cuenta de tiktok de lo que puedas encontrar en esta publicación. aunque siempre prefiere decir que no es influencer ni nada por el estilo, la gran cantidad de personas que le siguen es innegable. ¿por qué será? también está incursionando en el mundo de la comedia stand-up y los podcasts a su propio ritmo, y por lo visto no le está yendo tan mal.
pero no solo lo conocen en la web. si alguna vez fuiste a yale, o darthmount, o a princeton, a cornell, o a la NYU, o a brown, o a. . . bueno, quién sabe cuántas universidades más, quizá también te lo hayas topado. ¡ha estudiado mucho y nada a la vez! así que no importa si eres de ciencias, de artes o de humanidades, de seguro has escuchado sobre él.
a pesar de su presencia en línea, leroy procura mantener los detalles más privados de su familia lejos de su público — quizá una que otra anécdota graciosa sobre su hermana makenna se le escape, pero nunca nada que pueda ponerles en riesgo.
VÍNCULOS
además de los vínculos establecidos por la administración, también se me ocurren algunos que están un poco más relacionados al background y estilo de vida de leroy: 1. ser mutuals/colaborar a menudo para creación de contenido en tiktok e instagram. 2. invitade de su podcast. 3. ex-compañeres / conocides en algunas de las universidades mencionadas arriba. 4. tener intereses en común: videojuegos, deportes como el basketball o el soccer, etc. También comparto las conexiones de la administración que más se adecúan a este muchacho !
si alguno les llama la atención, tanto Discord como mis IMs están abiertos ! <3
#LUGAR. en el aeropuerto de aurelia hills. #007. se conocen durante un retraso en el vuelo. #008. coinciden en la sala vip. #009 comparten un vuelo privado hacia aurelia hills u otro destino.
#LUGAR. en un festival de música llevado a cabo en aurelia hills. #010. se encuentran en la zona vip durante un concierto. #011. coinciden mientras disfrutan de un show al aire libre. #012. comparten una mesa en el buffet del festival.
#LUGAR. en una fiesta de gala en la lujosa mansión de los shin. #013. coinciden en la pista de baile. #015. ambos se escapan y coinciden en la sala de entretenimiento de la mansión.
#LUGAR. en un evento de caridad en el exclusivo salón de baile. #025. coinciden en una actividad de recaudación de fondos. #026. participan en el comité de la organización.
#LUGAR. en una de moda de la familia satsuki. #034. participan como modelos. #035. les toca sentarse juntos al costado de la pasarela. #036. coinciden en la fiesta posterior al desfile.
#LUGAR. en una carrera de autos en el circuito de carreras de lujo. #046. ambos participan en una competición de karting en el circuito de principiantes. #047. se conocen en el área de pits mientras se acercan hablar con gente del ambiente. #048. coinciden en una pequeña exposición de autos de lujo que acompaña la carrera.
#LUGAR. en una exposición de tecnología de vanguardia en el centro de innovación fundado por los zhang. #067. coinciden mientras interactúan en las exhibiciones. #068. ambos participan en la demostración de práctica de un nuevo dispositivo. #069. se conocen durante una charla de un destacado inventor.
#LUGAR. en un concierto íntimo y privado ofrecido a familias seleccionadas de parte de la familia montague. #073. ambos son seleccionados para participar en el karaoke después del show. #074. se encuentran durante la sesión de autógrafos después del concierto. #075. comparten mesa en la cena previa al show.
#LUGAR. en un evento de deportes electrónicos organizado por la familia park. #094. coinciden mientras participan de un torneo de videojuegos. #095. ambos son parte de una liga de deportes electrónicos. #096. coinciden en una zona de realidad virtual durante el evento.
#LUGAR. en la fiesta por el día de la independencia de la familia graze-juri. #103. se conocen mientras se quejan con los organizadores por el uso de la pirotecnia. #104. participan de un desfile temático en el evento. #105. les toca en la misma mesa a la hora de la cena.
#LUGAR. en la apertura de una de las torres de shoppings más grandes de la ciudad llevada, un proyecto realizado por la familia campbell. #109. se conocen mientras exploran las nuevas tiendas exclusivas. #110. participan en una sesión de fotos para publicitar el lugar. #111. ambos participan de una sesión de compras personalizadas.
#intro.#creo q no me faltó nada más jsjsjsjs#estaré enviando mensajitos a quienes les reaccioné por discord unu
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