#criox

[thisteaistoosweet]

[stinkbeck]

FUCK YOU, LINDT CHILI DARK CHOCOLATE.

[uncomfortablecliche]

i forgot i fucking love la criox

[liviavanrouge]

Radical: *Falls forward, a hand grabbing his shirt collar*

Criox: Hah, Dark Badgers, more like Floppy Fish!

???: Might I suggest you put my baby down.

Livia: *Stares Criox down, Snake behind her*

Criox: Snake? What are you doing?

Snake: Doing what's right

Livia: *Scowls, her gaze darkening* Put my baby DOWN.

Radical: *Stumbles as Criox dropped him* Queen...Chaos...

Livia: *Catches Radical* You alright?

Radical: *Closes his eyes* Mhm...

Livia: I'll take care of this now...

[gakriele-lvs-blog]

Chapter 4: Proper first impressions: Nice to meet you...

Summary: After a lifetime dedicated to a single purpose "Please the Titan's will and obey his Uncle" Hunter was faced with possibly the worst discovery in his short and now meaningless life... although, his now mishaped and unrecognizable right hand was a close second.

Well, at least that one has a simple solution *Pulls out knife*

Hunter ran deeper into the forest, blinded by the severity of his panic-induced hysterical episode and uncaring of how far away he was leaving the house behind.

He had enveloped his arm with a blanket and entangled everything with a strange green rope adorned by a multitude of multicolored glass bulbs he found hanging out in a nearby box 

So many thoughts swarmed the surface of his brain, dozens of possibilities and theories and ideas, all of which tried to rip his sanity to pieces; like animals, each one ripped through his skin, muscles, and organs while fighting one another until he was reduced to an empty bloody husk of bones and discarded meat

-He is bleeding out, fuck, fuck! keep it together, Hunter! is just an arm, yes, an arm almost mauled by a fucking Criox! How was he supposed to know those illegal dealers tame one of those?! Kikimora must have purposely omitted that detail in her report; b-but he can deal with her later, was important now is what to say to Belos, if he were to be seen like this-! oh... oh Titan, that's a tendon hanging out from his arm, isn't it-? 

[themuppetjokernumber420fan]

Y dont u try la crioxs unlike olipop it’s probably not possessed by a demon of endlessthirtst ]:•|

la croix killed my father.

[stylishanachronism]

Anyway, April fucking kicked my ass, May isn’t shaping up to be any better, I’m trying to write a mildly spooky thing about Caed Nua’s famous hospitality, an extremely random tangent that occurred to me a while back re: Maerwald and internal Dyrwodian politics, and like…… a la criox level of vampires, maybe, but I realized I don’t know where anyone is getting their salt for a fact and I may simply have to die about it

[rantbunyey]

Am I being naive?

If so, I’m doing it willfully, apparently. A good friend of mine reached out this week, after not having spoken in months aside from sharing memes here and there. Long story short, he’s trying to market himself and his business, and recruit. Like… the MLM stuff all over again. I don’t think that what they offer is a bad thing, and can actually be really helpful for some people. Still, to have someone who i once considered to be like a brother talk to me in salesman mode and push SO hard like I’m just a potential client… it stings a little.

Another friend reached out, and told me that unfortunately his relationship didn’t work out. I understand, and have always been understanding when he disappeared on us for over a year. I tried so hard to hang out sometimes, and yes I did get frustrated. Well, he’s free to hang out again now that he’s out of the relationship. I don’t hold it against him, but it does color my image of friendships. Perhaps I’m the crazy one. For me, choosing friends becomes a game of loyalty. I don’t necessarily expect others to see it the same way, I really don’t. But when I invest in a friendship, you can expect me to be loyal, and to give my all. This has gotten me in trouble in the past, and I know that sometimes my close friends worry that I’ll get taken advantage of. I appreciate that, but I would have it no other way. Unless it leads me to complete ruin of course. The way I see it, if I didn’t give someone my all, then I didn’t really try. If the friendship or relationship falls, I want to say that I did everything that I could within my capacity. All the eggs in my singular basket may get crushed… but we adapt. I’ll find more eggs eventually, even if I leave myself suffering until then. Lack of self care things.

So back to her. She’ll be busy in the coming weeks, and from this point on until the next vacation. We’ve been here before, but I’m a little needy. Which makes me know how hard a long distance thing could be on me. Still, I know that while I can be insecure, I’m also very trusting. So… could it work? I want to say yes. I would do everything I could to make it work, because at this point in time, it is the thing that I want most in the world. I don’t think she’s in a place to give her all though, and I understand that. I’m half expecting to be completely heart broken at the end of the month, but I’ll never know if I don’t try. And like I said, I don’t want to say that I didn’t try. As much of a blind eye as I try to turn to it, or to make an effort to be oblivious or naive, I do think that she feels something for me too. I just… don’t know if she’s willing to let it be more than that. More than just hints of feelings between a boy and a girl. The la criox of romance.

I stop and think about whether I could carry on the same even if I get hard rejected. I’d certainly have to readjust my priorities, either way. It’s difficult. It will continue to be difficult. But if I wasn’t willing to fight for someone I love, then how much did I really care? I’m a hopeless romantic, and I always have been. I know she’s much more muted in her emotions, but she does some cute things for me that make my heart beat out of my chest. It’s weird, being happy and sad at the same time.

I just know that something has to change in our relationship. Whether I accept that we’ll never be more than friends, or if we try to go somewhere with this. As it is, not knowing… I love every moment I get to spend with this person. And yet, it leaves me feeling so lonely and wanting more. Maybe I’ll never truly shake that feeling. But I have to work on dialing down the intensity. That’s what this blog is for. For me to be crazy, so I don’t express my crazy IRL. Let’s see how much that helps.

[godofether]

You paying tithes to a church/ that curse the Holy Name//

Even with that/ I always remain the same//

You claiming love for christ/ jesus just aint his fucking name//

The arbitrary life/ spiritually you living all in chains//

Praying to a God/ you dont even know his face//

Claim trinity as one/ We aint even the same//

Written History is whack/ rome is just too lame//

The slandering of the Gods/ is the reason for the pain//

SamUéL not a Jr/ More like Rasputan that is Piotre//

You claim She love you/ just cant wait to meat her//

Arkillous of St. Criox/ Red Team King Blue Leader//

Something Akin to the Shadow of Pan/ you calling a Peter//

In this life they called me Sam the Man/ Original Urai Leader//

Master of the blade/ but my words cut so much deeper//

The place called Abyss/ im that niggas keeper//

Whether you call Me Devil or God/ I'm still the Grimm Reaper//

Taker of Souls/ even threw Titties on them Hoes//

Rah One, Hades, Anubis/ inceptor of the Sun//

Telsa, Confucius/ Nostrodomus, Sett and Loki exclusive//

Yeshua got Nice Eyes/ don't ever confuse Us//

Death the Father of Time/ Refutal is Useless//

I know you gunna steal my rhymes/ you've been dying to use this//

-Abérak SamUéL Lï Santana DrácûL

[hippo-dog]

I made some stickers of my GW2 characters for their 6th and 5th Birthdays coming up soon XD 

They’re the original 5 slots characters plus an extra salad because he’s my one of my favorites and I’m biased.  I wanna make some for all my other characters but they’re probably gonna take a while ( 6/21 characters done oAo)

[jackie-que-nothanks]

Damn, there should be more chariox content. Lmao like, the tension is so fun to work with

can also be viewed here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwjDh2jwxhg

[blookity-bloke]

Pageoflore strikes again

[lestbian]

tried the starbucks baya energy drink. review: it sucks

[amethystpath-writes]

Prompt #47

"What's wrong, Villain? I thought you said you wanted water."

"Yeah. Water. This isn't fucking water." They threw the can, letting the definitely-not-water spill on the cell floor towards Hero's feet."

"You're right. It's La Croix. Now pick the can back up and finish your acid water. It's all you're getting. I need it out of my fridge. It's disgusting."

"You bought it because it was trending then burnt your throat drinking it."

"Just drink it, will you? Please."

[asleep-and-afraid]

i have an unhealthy addiction to seltzer. there, i said it. 

[pastelpaperplanes]

what would be like the la croix version of energon

bubbly energon that tastes like soury sadness