#cringe but so damn cute

[rebelatheartblog]

Edvin Ryding, Omar Rudberg, Malte Gårdinger, Frida Argento & Nikita Uggla deliver some iconic pickup lines just in time for Valentine's day 💜

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[luckyjorabbit]

Wannabe

[mythical-mithaps]

Astarion's romance scene is always so funny- I love to imagine bro was hyping himself up behind that tree for like a good while before Tav/Durge comes up. I mean it is scary ain't it approaching the leader of this band of dysfunctionals and seducing them so they'd protect his ass-

Then the morning after when he's posing like a dork I imagine he's just like "Damn I'm good I seduced Tav/Durge >:} " unaware that we about to potentially throw an actual relationship at him

HAH get loved and cherished you dummy ♡

[22plus15]

ona for american pistachios 😁

[inquisitor-julia]

that mood where it's like I need to talk about my ocs or I'll start biting people but also I have nothing to say just *gestures wildly at my ocs* i love them

[chewysgummies]

HE'S SO FUNNY!!!! HE A SILLY ASS, COOL ASS ROBOT OMFG!!!!!! HE'S A MENACINGLY, YET SCRUNKLY GUY!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!! WHY MUST HE NOT HAVE A FANBASE YET!?!??!! WHY CAN'T I MAKE HIM MY SON IN LAW?!?!??! Bless his little heart 🥺💖

[shinylitwick94]

Tobert gives me so many wrong vibes but maybe that's just me being weird about men again

[self-shipper-snowdrop]

Do you ever draw a Smol/Babey version of one of your OCs and cry because they ended up cuter than you thought

[kdranime]

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[floorpancakes]

there's smth so fucking wild abt 🏹 being like ride or die at first sight and determined to help 🐣 and 🐣 seeing 🏹 and being like no i am gonna randomly attempt to start a fight with you in the hallway in front of multiple people solely because you didn't pass the vibe check

[kingsmagiccard]

I think it’s time to redraw my little spongy boy

[mithriil]

are you 89 fr

No it's just an old dumb inside joke, I'm actually 23

Yes I'm just a little old babushka obv, drinking tea all day and being overwhelmed by young people and their shenanigans

[luvsailor]

if u see me listening to country,,, no u didn’t

[pomefioredove]

the overblots (+ rook + lillia? if thats okay) reactions to you calling them your husband…………..

saw the words lilia and husband in the same ask and got so excited I blacked out

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ calling them your husband

type of post: headcanons characters: riddle, leona, azul, jamil, vil, rook, idia, malleus, lilia additional info: romantic, reader is gender neutral, reader is yuu, established relationship

Riddle "we're not married" Rosehearts, everyone. and he says it so matter-of-factly too! like, of course, you know that. you were just trying to be sweet and romantic. he figures it out eventually, though (the realization hits him like a truck two hours later, and he apologizes with roses and a slice of tart. Ace makes fun of him for weeks)

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Leona is so smug about it actually. unlike Riddle, he's socially aware enough to know that you don't mean it literally. he's like, "damn right I am" and will defo make you say it again. especially in front of the other housewardens. and his family, and random people on the street (he likes it)

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I think Azul would try to actually marry you after that. he is reading way too much into it. I mean, you basically just said you love him and belong to each other in the most intimate and loving way and want to be together forever!!!! (he's already thinking about your wedding rings)

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"your boyfriend 😑" THANKS JAMIL. it's not that he doesn't understand what you mean, it's just that he's having NONE of that. thinking about the future scares him he's just a realist!!! and then he fucks up and calls you his spouse without thinking one time... you never let him forget it

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Vil likes it. he's just sitting there all smug like "😌 yes that's me" definitely also calls you his spouse when you're alone. to him, it's just a symbol of your commitment and a promise of a loving future together. very cute very sweet 10/10

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Rook lights up like a kid on Christmas morning the first time you say it. it's just so!!!! he thinks about it for the rest of the week, and absolutely starts referring to you as his spouse. will sign all of his love notes with "your husband" from then on

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Idia is going THROUGH it. tells you you're being cringe while his face and hair are cherry red (which means he likes it!) definitely going to think about it while in bed staring at the ceiling for months. Ortho overhears and starts calling you his sibling-in-law :)

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Malleus. MALLEUS. someone save this poor man. he's unwell. pacing around his room all night, trying to figure out what you meant by that. are you trying to tell him you want him to propose?? you want to marry him?? right now right this second-

you'll have to tell him you meant it as a term of endearment, which both relaxes and disappoints him (say it again, please please pl-)

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Lilia doesn't really have a reaction. not on the surface, anyway. he just goes on with the conversation (he is fighting demons in his head rn). he decides he likes it, though, and he'll introduce you to everyone as his spouse from then on

[captainsweet]

I love procrastination but rn I hate it since it's refusing to allow me e to write until I do what I said I would band AGSAGHGKL I guess we just gotta wing it.

[pidayforpi]

You know that thing anime protagonists do sometimes when they turn their hat backwards when they get serious?

My friend presented me with the idea of Wakko turning his hat forward, but I took it a step further and said "what if he just turns it all the way around?"

Thus this was born.