#crinch

[moestavern]

Yall are missing out on shipping Marhomoe or homoearge or w/e bc they all have 2 hands.

Dont be a coward, it WORKS

[hugevampiretits]

cocks your trice idk

[sparrow00]

The least sense a post makes on here the more it is consumed. The lack of sense isn’t the primary focus though it is the creation of something that doesn’t fit the rules. It seduces me

[dutchs-blog]

Love This Grinch Tree 🎄

[ruairy]

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[desert-rat]

the schmeat video still holds up

WHYYYYYY are you watching it its SO BAD

[aerospaceaquifer]

I want to eat the stars

[whore-ibly-hot]

How does Mr Crinch react when y/n wants to sleep with him bc y/n can’t get comfortable enough to fall asleep?

(I love your boarding school series and I can’t wait for more❤️)

Knocking on Mr. Crinch's door isn't how you expected to spend your evening, but... you just didn't feel comfortable alone in your room. Harrison was out tonight, he had a game, and you hate sleeping in the dorm room after all that's happened and his happening with the guys at the school.

You don't particularly like the strict Latin teacher, but you know under his watch nothing bad is going to happen, and he's also the only person you know who'd be up this late, his light is on still, seeping through the crack under his door.

"Enter." A cold voice calls out, and you slowly push into the office. The mahogany walled room smells of ink and parchment. You swallow harshly and try to look down at your slippers as he gazes up from his page, a hint of suprise.

"Well, the academy's most popular problem child. Why've you come to my office this late, confessing another scheme or truancy?" He asks. He's always been suspicious of you, especially because he sees how Evan tracks you and you fool around with Pez and Tyler. His information comes from Carter, and it's not flattering.

"I couldn't sleep." You blurt out, then cringe at how it sounded, like a child with a nightmare. "I'm worry, I mean, I can't-" you try to explain. "Harrison, he's out, and he's my roommate and I just can't, I can't-"

He sighs and drops down his pen, rolling his eyes and glancing away up at you. He pushes back some of his dark locks. "Quit your whimpering, I'm trying to practice the calligraphy sheets for the next lesson." He motions to the fainting couch beside his office. You look confused, and he rolls his eyes again. "Go. Lay down, I'll fetch you a blanket and pillow in a moment to keep you comfortable."

You're suprised at how dismissive yet willing his is to allow you to stay here. You nod, and lay against the couch. After a few minutes of listening to pen on parchment, he goes to fetch a blanket and pillow, and soon he's laid out comfortably. You snuggle down, but his hand remains on your hip over the blanket. "Is this better?" He asks, voice caring and eyes softer than usual. You nod, unsure what to say.

"If you ever... ever feel one of these-" he pauses. "Boys," he spits. "Is mistreating you, you will tell me. You will tell me and it will be dealt with. I give you my word."

You look up, and the intensity in his eyes worries you, but you just smile as best you can. "Thank you, sir." You say, and he slides his hand up to push your cheek to the pillow. "Rest." He asserts, and as he returns to his desk you're in such a haze of sleep, you don't see the way he dims the lights and shields his desk candle from view of your sleeping form.

[crinchingtheircronch]

melvenn diagram haha

[alchemisticramblings]

chess tips from your local five hundred year old man

[orangepterodactyl]

reverse grinch named the crinch who's fine and happy doing what he loves, but all the whos at whoville think he's weird and stupid for enjoying things so wholeheartedly, eventually leading to the whos learning to do the same and becoming crinches themselves

[good-golly-yikes]

couple scraps i wasnt really feeling

[aseuki]

oooooa aaaa i actually don't know your ocs very well but i'd love to learn about them!!

for Stell;

🔮 (Crystal Ball) - Out of all the treasures in the Great Cave Offensive, Kirby is letting your OC pick one from his stash to keep! Which one do they pick, and why?

⚖️ (Scales) - On the subject of a certain someone’s lengthy rant; is your OC moreso on the side of magic or science? Somewhere in-between? Do they incorporate the two together in some way?

and for Phemus;

🍅 (Tomato) - If Kirby absorbed them or their attacks, what Copy Ability [or Abilities] would he get? Alternatively, if they themselves are capable of using the Copy Ability, do they have a favourite?

🧋 (Boba Tea) - Come up with a Kirby Café item themed around your OC! It can be a savoury dish, a drink, a dessert, or something else entirely.

[ask meme]

Aaah hello Starflung! Of course!!

Stell:

🔮 (Crystal Ball)

Gracing this one with a bit more…elaborate answer because I May have gotten carried away asdkfjn

But Yes, Stell would pick the Horns of Hydra! I imagine the puzzle of amassing and assembling a legendary machine would tickle Stell’s fancy, though I Will include the disclaimer that this comic is largely non-canon, as should the two ever meet I imagine it’d go down more like:

⚖️ (Scales)

If his aesthetic doesn’t say as such, Stell is wholly on the Tech side of beliefs! As a non-magic user, they can’t help but be a bit bitter about their supposed lack of innate magic abilities, and instead of stewing in such horrid horrid feelings, has chosen to shove it all aside and pretend magic doesn’t exist to cope asdfkjn. (It’s more complex than that) Listen, he’s so unbothered by it!!

That being said, it’s honestly pretty Impressive he’s gone this far with that mindset while living on a magic clockwork wishing star asdfkjgn

Phemus:

🍅 (Tomato)

As stated in a previous ask, Phemus would primarily give ESP, and on a much rarer occasion, Sleep!

🧋 (Boba Tea)

I actually drew this at the same time as Stell’s haha, but Phemus’s designated Kirby Cafe Treat is a parfait with chocolate cake layered with orange and mango mousse, topped with a generous layer of ganache! Very tasty :>

[maskofnova]

I wanted to ask if it's alright to use your art as an icon with proper credit? You draw a really good Surge!

Yeah as long as its not oc art or a commission, anyone is free to use my fanart as icons or banners or whatever. With credit preferably but i know some sites dont properly facilitate that.

Also thanks!!

[blaiddfailcam]

Okay fine here are some "brief" headcanons about Blaidd and his upbringing among the Carians. Totally not telling on myself how much I overthink these games but:

As far as "headcanons" go, these are more so my rationalizations of Blaidd's relationships, and why he's so uninformed regarding his nature as a bringer of bale. I do feel the game offers some complex emotional drama that's fun to dissect. In essence, this is how the chronology of their dynamics "make sense" to me.

I'm not one for entirely cozy-cute interpretations, nor anything too edgy, but the latter story ruminations might paint the characters as somewhat cold and melancholy. To me, there is a good deal of sadness behind Blaidd's hardened persona, which always had me wondering how lonely he must have felt, searching for insurmountable years for an elusive key to unlocking Ranni's dream and his own demise.

But I'll start with the nicer stuff, lol.

Childhood

Blaidd wasn't "born," but created by the Two Fingers from Ranni's violet left eye to be her animus—not unlike Eve from Adam's rib.

Upon creation, he appeared as a wolf-headed human child with grayish skin and scant fur, with pink palms and soles. He was repulsive to the Carian servants, reminiscent of a demi-human.

In-game, Blaidd never blinks. As such, I like to think he literally never closes his eyes, nor does he rest.

Ranni was quickly drawn to him. Her first word upon seeing his lupine head was, "Blaidd!"—Wolf. Thus, the name stuck: Blaidd the Half-Wolf.

Rennala was not immediately approving of him, as she appreciated the danger he posed to her Empyrean daughter. As such, he was kept separate from her and raised under Iji's watchful eye in Kingsrealm.

Ranni would regularly secret herself out of the manor to play with her new friend by the cover of night. When Iji discovered this, he gently allowed them to continue. To him, they were almost as his adoptive children, or so he dared to pretend.

Blaidd was tutored in combat, assisted Iji with his smithing, and partook in hunting and fishing on behalf of the gate town. Naturally, this latter activity was his preferred pastime, which culminated in his talent for tracking traitors to the royal family.

Neither Radagon, Radahn, nor Rykard ever met Blaidd. To him, the Carian males were as distant as the stars.

Knighthood

Blaidd was trained in mock combat by Loretta. Loretta criticized his ineptitude for sorcery, fostering a mutual resentment when he soundly defeated her with his brutish strength.

Understanding Blaidd's unwitting role as Ranni's shadow, Iji was unnerved by his speed and aggression with ordinary weaponry. As such, he fashioned a colossal sword not unlike the trolls' royal greatswords to serve as a suitable weapon, as well as an inhibitor in the tragic event he ever turned on Ranni.

Blaidd's earliest armor was somewhat lowly, not so dissimilar from the Bloodhound knights', sans a cape.

Seluvis attempted to tutor Blaidd in the ways of Carian sorcery, but Blaidd had neither patience nor interest. Instead, he preferred to play childish pranks. Feeling sympathetic for the caged cuckoo birds, Blaidd once released a number of them, and Seluvis was convinced he had devoured them. From then on, he rejected him as his pupil.

Her distrust of the Two Fingers mounting into adulthood, Ranni became detached from Blaidd, to his distress.

One day, she disappeared. Blaidd tracked her to the frigid north alone, fashioning his makeshift cape from the hide of a greatwolf. When he found her, she was half-frozen. Enveloping her in his cape, he carried her to shelter.

When she came to, she apologized—but even still, she achingly refused to reveal her intentions. She was terrified of how her treachery would hurt Blaidd, but her resolve was as iron.

After their return, Rennala spoke to Blaidd in private. To his surprise, she apologized to him for her distrust. She declared that he and Ranni must become close as kin, inducting him officially into the Carian royal family as Ranni's honorary stepbrother.

As such, Rennala commissioned Iji to fashion a proper suit of armor for Blaidd, and a sword befitting a Carian knight, inlaid with many-colored glintstones.

The Dire Plot

After Radagon's departure and Rennala's descent into madness, Ranni maintained the Carian estate with Blaidd as her dutiful knight, defending from the battle-ready Cuckoo.

Blaidd was not included in Ranni and Rykard's plot to steal the Rune of Death, nor the Night of the Black Knives. Seeing as this trespass would fly in the face of the Greater Will, Ranni was careful to distance herself from him, should he enact his role as her executioner.

When the time came, Ranni diverted Blaidd to Raya Lucaria using Seluvis as a diversion. Unaware of her plot, he swiftly made his way to the academy, but upon arrival was swiftly imprisoned. (Ya know, sealing spells and all that.)

Breaking free the next morning, Blaidd stormed back to Caria Manor. But in Ranni's place, he found only a doll—until she spoke, and a chill ran down his spine. She confessed to her treacherous crime, expressing her utmost determination to rid herself of her curse.

Although he was shaken, Blaidd swore an oath that her secret would remain kept, and that he would serve no master but her. From then on, he dutifully commenced his age-long search for the Eternal City of Nokron.

The Shattering

In his distance from Ranni, Blaidd became himself more cold and skeptical. He observed the Shattering Wars from a distance, indifferent to the bloody corpse mounds littering eastern Liurnia, and unperturbed by the blight of Deathroot that plagued the Lands Between following Ranni's plot.

During a skirmish en route to Caelid, Blaidd ambushed Malenia, not with the intention of killing or impeding her, but out of curiosity as to her resemblance to Ranni's Empyrean flesh. He challenged the valkyrie, but in a single precise motion, she pierced his chest below his sword arm—a lethal blow to most, but only enough to temporarily subdue a shadow.

Afterward, he never involved himself in the war beyond protecting the manor.

Until present

Ever since Ranni's betrayal, Blaidd would irregularly drift into unconsciousness. Unbeknownst to him, these fainting spells marked the conjuring of Baleful Shadows, fashioned in his image.

For as desperate he was to fulfill Ranni's ambition, Blaidd was consistently delayed by an insidious traitor. Old Iji, still greatly attached to his dear children despite their unraveling tale, dangled fabricated allegations with which to occupy the merciless hunter.

Even so, his good nature remained relatively intact, only teased by a select few friends met in his encounters. One such character, of course, was Kalé. When Seluvis discovered someone had made off with the eyepiece of his priceless telescope, Blaidd began a lethargic hunt for the culprit. Discovering Kalé south of Stormveil, he questioned the telescope he spied in the merchant's possession. Kalé insisted it was sold to him in his travels. Blaidd fully believed him, but gave up the search out of boredom.

Blaidd fosters a respect for wildlife. He is, after all, reviled by most for his half-wolven visage. Perhaps he feels some penitence for his zealous hunting in his youth, or maybe it's born of defiance for Seluvis's vulgar accusations in the disappearance of his cuckoos.

Blaidd totally witnessed Kenneth Haight getting his shit rocked at Fort Haight and did nothing. He found it funny.

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In general, I think Ranni and Blaidd do care for each other deeply, but I find it interesting how Ranni manages to distance herself from her emotions in retaliation against the Two Fingers. Blaidd was conceived to suppress her through their mutual admiration. Aknowledging such, Ranni takes on a distant air in equal parts for their protection from each other, and in full understanding that her treachery would inevitably destroy him.

To be clear, I'm not saying Ranni is a bad character. I think it's awesome to have such a determined character who actually makes you question the morality of her revolt. Do her means truly justify the end? Likewise, Blaidd strikes me as someone who tries his best to be good, but in his determination to betray even his own emotions for Ranni's sake, he steeps into a depraved thirst for vengeance. He's not exactly a critical thinker.

When Blaidd eventually is corrupted, I question whether it was entirely the control of the Two Fingers, or if he felt a relentless rage toward Ranni. He spent years working to fulfill her destiny, after all. He had loved her with all his being. Even still, she foresook him. Despite this, he rooted himself where he knelt, refusing to let his fury bring her harm.

They kinda freaks. Love me some freaks.

Anyway pls don't let this make you think I'm any less cool or well-adjusted

[lolathepeacocklord]

Your lockscreen being Lugnut and your homepage being Strika is so important. Do not separate them

thank you so much wiglesswonder, I was literally thinking of that they are not to be seperated. they are husband and wife, and also my husband and wife. forever together <333