#crimminals

[timaeuslover001]

so its okay for marxists and muslims to occupy colleges and then TRASH THEM completley, in the USA and then get released in

less than 24 hrs later but homeless people get arrested and sentenced and fORCED to be in jail?

its OKAY for students to block, harass and be violent against pro Palestine "protesters" and relieve NO CRIMINAL CHARGES but a women block planned parenthood and she gets 3 years?!?!??!?

I think it's BEYOND evidence on who this protected classes are in America are.....

[ratisangy]

Wish I could send this to my mom but she would just think its funny or ignore it. Like she ignores all the issues he creates 🙄 .

[hero-of-the-wolf]

art credit @/linkeduniverse

they are best friends your honor

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

underutilized duo trent & keeley

[askcaffeinehazard]

Have a wonderful day to those who celebrate <3

[random-writer-23]

I know for a fact you guys are tired of seeing me beg for requests but I want to write a bunch of fics for winter/Christmas, and I need y'all to feed the machine. I have one, count it, (1) singular winter/Christmas-related idea and that's IT. I beg of you, if you have any creativity to spare let me borrow it.

Might just try to find a prompt list and run a vote on who y'all want me to write for.

[milkforbones]

I love them so much...

[ask-the-becile-boys]

[Video Description: An animatic to the song 'Mean Mean Man' by Blair Crimmins and the Hookers. In it, the fanbot Hare Becile mocks his rival, Rabbit, along with The Spine and Zer0 (Zero) before climbing onto a bridge. There is an imaginary sequence of Hare pickpocketing, then having his money taken by The Skull. Hare then notices a portrait of Thadeus Becile watching him and is disturbed. In the present action, Hare tears down a Steam Powered Giraffe poster, balls it up, and throws it at Rabbit before descending from the bridge. The Jack pops out of a trashcan, accompanied by several tiny copper elephants that begin to dance. Rabbit tries to eat one of them, despite The Spine trying to stop her. Hare dances the Charleston with the copper elephants before kicking them away and climbing a nearby building. He trips and disappears from the roof, then reappears in the doorway with a top hat (on top of his regular hat) and cane. He dances down the stairs, then throws the top hat at the viewer. The scene transitions to Hare lounging, implying the whole thing was a daydream. He grins smugly at the camera. End VD]

[skittskitt]

Suprised Mr. Qi isn't considered tumblr sexy man yet

[hellcifrogs]

The anon with Team 7 learning Hirashin thought

Imagine that they learn it from Naruto, because Naruto has read it from the scroll with Forbidden techniques that he stole.

Little rascal stole a scroll, learnt Kage Bunshin, read about Hirashin but didn't have time to properly test it and then after forming team 7, he tells Sakura and Sasuke about it. So all 3 of them figure it our and start using it

To Kakashi's great surprise and confusion at first!

[friendlessghoul]

Buster Keaton, Roscoe Arbuckle, Jack Coogan Sr., Dan Crimmins, and Luke the Dog The Hayseed - 1919

[hyperfixatedoncrimminalminds]

Hi, if you're taking requests at the moment maybe a child reader x Spencer or Gideon?? Plot could be literally anything I could just do with some comfort

Jason Gideon X Victim child reader

Request from Tumblr

Request: Hi, if you're taking requests at the moment maybe a child reader x Spencer or Gideon?? Plot could be literally anything I could just do with some comfort

Of course I just realised I haven't done one for Gideon yet so here it is.

Summary: Y/N is one of the victims of the unsub the FBI are looking for, but luckily Y/N manages to escape and runs to the police and helps the FBI.

Y/N is 10 here.

Third person pov...

Y/N doesn't know how long she has been missing for but she knows it's been long time, Her life was amazing until she was kidnapped by a crazy woman in her own home.

The 10 year old remembers it very well.

Flashback...

It was 4.pm on the dot when Y/N got home from school, for the last couple days the town had been on a curfew as there is a serial killer running around kidnapping and killing children.

The FBI was called in but they still haven't caught the Unsub, the parents were worried for their children especially Y/Ns as she fit the Killers type to kidnap and kill.

Y/N shrugs off her school bag and leaves it bye the door, both her parents shoes were there so they were also home. "Mummy Daddy I'm home!" She exclaimed taking off her shoes and running through the hall.

She pokes her head into the living room where her Daddy was usually sitting reading the news paper when he comes home from work, but to her surprise and confusion he wasn't there. "Daddy?" She yelled getting no response from the empty room.

A frown on her face the little girl makes her way to the kitchen where her Mummy was usually finishing off work, "Mummy?" She yelled hoping her Mum was home, when she walked in it was empty apart from a laptop on the table and a cup of tea. Y/N touches the cup and hisses in pain. "It's still warm" she mumbled before looking around the table.

Something then caught her eye, on the floor there was a puddle of blood. Y/N gasps before sprinting upstairs to her parents bedroom hoping nothing had happened.

"First the empty rooms, then the pool of blood and stuff being left, this points to the Unsubs MO the FBI were talking about on the news" mutters Y/N, she was going over the MO that the Serial killer was using, the only thing she hadn't seen were her parents 'sleeping together in a bed'

Silently the little girl tiptoes in the hall and over to her parents room, thr door was open silently, the H/C child puts her hand on the door nob and breathes out and closes her eyes before pushing the door open.

She stepped in and slowly opened her eyes, E/C eyes widened in horror, and her mouth opens in a silent scream. Y/Ns hand slipped from the door as she saw the scene in front off her.

Her Mum and Dad lay side by side on the bed, from a distance they looked peaceful as if they were sleeping, but from the blood covering them, they weren't 'sleeping' Y/N goes to scream by her mouth is covered from behind she struggles before the person holds her mouth and neck tightly.

This makes her still, the personholding her then turned the 10 year old around, Y/N took in all her features, she would get out of it alive. The Unsub was a woman, she had long messy brown hair, sad blue eyes, and a horrible scar dow  one side of her face.

"Your not going anywhere Sweetie, Auntie Annie is here" she sings as Y/N is dragged out of her house ans into a car, the world then goes black.

End of Flash back...

Y/N shivers as she remembers, sniffling the 10 year old looks around the dark basement she was in, it wasn't too small and wasn't to big either, she wasn't even tied up, the woman just left her in there with food and a bottle of water.

There were blankets and pillows on the floor with stains on, they must be for the Victims before Y/N, as the 10 year old looks for a way to escape she notices something, it was some words scratched into a wall next to a mountain of random stuff.

Leaning closer Y/N manages to read them. "To whom finds this, I Samantha grey (Victim #1) have started to stack up empty boxes to climb up to the small window above" read Y/N the 10 year old then looks up, a smile works a way on her face.

It was a mountain off boxes and other things found in the basement and above it was a small Window that Y/N was small enough to fit through. There were a couple more messages scratched in above Samantha's one.

There were three others, all from the Woman's victims from before Y/N the 10 year old closes her eyes thanking them all for thinking ahead and creating a way for her to escape. "Thank you" she whispers before looking at the locked door hoping the Woamn won't come check up on her.

The other victims lasted 4 days before there bodies were found, Y/N had been gone for two days by now which gave her two days left to live and try to escape.

First thing she did was climb the huge mountain to see if she had to add more to get to thr window, thankfully she wasn't far from it, all she had to do was add a couple more boxes and she was free.

For the next hours Y/N spent it climbing and putting boxes on top of each other, huffing and puffing the 10 year old worked hard she wanted to live.

Soon the last box was put down. "It's now or never" she whispers wiping the sweat from her forehead, the mountain on boxes loom over the 10 year old as she climbs.

Before Y/N knows it she shoving and banging on thr window, with a pop in opened Y/N keep her celebration quiet she was so close.

The 10 year old crawls out of the window, she looks around she was in a field, but was still in her home town, She gets a good look of the land before running, she had a long while to go before she could tell the police.

Time skip...

By the time Y/N made it to the police station it was night, thanfully the FBI and police were still working, the 10 year old sneaks into the building, and runs around as she did she runs right into someones leg, the girl falls on the floor with a bang, she looks up and sees its one of the FBI members.

The man looks down at the child he knocked over, surprisingly the girl jumps back up, she was covered in dirt and what look like blood. "I know where the Unsub is!" she exclaimed making everyone look over, Gideon then brings Y/N into a room with the team.

JJ sits with her, she smiles at the child. "Now we need to know everthing that you can remeber okay honey" sayd JJ making Y/N nod. for the next couple minutes Y/N tells her story, by the end she is crying now on being able to mourn the loss of her parents. The team is surprised at how much Y/N could tell them.

As they get ready for the raid Gideon surprises everyone by staying with Y/N. "shes just  a little kid Hotch no parents" he says to the man, Hotch nods his head and leaves Gideon with Y/N. The 10 year old is crying and shaking when Gideon kneels infront of her. 

"She killed them both" she sobs, Gideon pats her shoulder before the young girl jumps into his arms needing comfort and Gideon lets her, the two sit there until the others get back, Gideon pats her back and gives the 10  year old the comfort she needs after an ordeal like that.

the end!

hope you liked this one shot, as always so sorry for the spelling and grammar mistakes.

Request are open!

word count: 1340

[ratisangy]

[henrysglock]

Okay so. A bit of a rabbit hole here but I was looking deeper into John Archibald Wheeler and I was like huh. What's a stellarator?

So I decided to look at the page for it...

Which led me to a Gottlieb. And I was like "Huh...where have I heard the name Gottlieb before?"

Well, as it turns out, while Melvin Gottlieb was working on the Model C stellarator in 1954, Sidney Gottlieb was running Operation Midnight Climax under the narcotics division of the CIA as a part of MKUltra.

And I was like "Woah, okay, freaky"...but it get's weirder. There's a section on the death of Frank Olson, which was a murder covered up as a suicide.

Frank married a classmate, Alice...

...and his family sued the CIA over his death in connection with MKUltra.

This operation, Midnight Climax, inspired a stage play by Neal Bell in 1981.

Neal Bell also wrote Two Small Bodies, a stage play based on the Alice Crimmins case...

...in which a mother supposedly killed her two children: Eddie and Alice.

But the sheer lack of physical evidence in the case made it hard to determine if she actually did it.

Her case was based more on prejudice against her unconventional behavior as a woman in the 60s.

So just...some interesting stuff to chew on.

[zarophod]

good morning crimminals ‼️ rise and grind 😍

[oldshowbiz]

The Dennis Miller Show (1992) written by Barry Crimmins, John Riggi, Drake Sather, and Norm Macdonald.