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What is this show bruh
#ghost files#strangest alt text ive ever written for images ngl#trying not to laugh in my study hall at school writing it rn#watcher entertainment#watcher#shane and ryan#shane madej#ryan bergara#haunted hill house#crickets everywhere
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When someone's birthday is around the same time a popular fanmod gets updated. Also happy birthday @crickets-everywhere 🥳🥳🥳
#crickets everywhere#friday night funkin#mario's madness#mario's madness v2#friend's character#friend's birthday
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This NEVER ceases to make me laugh my whole ass off.
#Cricketpalooza#Cricketpockalypse#Crickets EVERYWHERE#Personal Nightmare#Not gonna lie#I would burn my house down
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why are you rUNNING? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING??
this is based of @cod-dump's post about crickets, link here
#because i too am the same as soap the bugs are censored#IT WAS A MASSIVE MISTAKE TO LOOK UP WHAT SPIDER CRICKETS LOOKS LIKE#but i feel like other than the purpose of the bugs looking cool in a jar#i guess the muted sound of glass dings when they hop around is mesmerizing#thats why Ghost has his emotional crickets jar everywhere he goes#too bad for johnny tho#gummmyart#doodle#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#soapghost#ghostsoap
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She's on it!!!
#Cricket doodles#Laika's Comet#I need to draw her more she's so nice to draw.........#Round shapes everywhere it's so lovely
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Desert Adopts Batch 2 - Creature Feature!
did another batch of adoptables, all based on animals native to the Mojave and/or Sonoran desert. they're all unique and interesting creatures, so you should take some time to look them up and learn about them :> They're $20 each, payment thru PP only. To claim, just DM me and after money is exchanged I will send you the unwatermarked png :) youre free to do with them what you like afterwards and if you post it on toyhouse please give me the initial design credit (mobiusreach) TARANTULA HAWK WASP: OPEN ARIZONA BLONDE TARANTULA: OPEN GILA MONSTER: OPEN JERUSALEM CRICKET: OPEN yucca moth: sold! mojave fringe-toed lizard: sold!
#warrior cats#adoptables#design adopts#adopts#character adopt#design sale#character sale#warriors oc#warriors adopts#the jerusalem cricket is technically just the regular one common to everywhere but there IS a j cricket that is only native to-#-the kelso dunes but its really tan and not as richly colored so i went with the normal one#can you believe to learn that most animals native to the desert art tan and brown? wow
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He's literally me
Kinger's special interest is insects methinks
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JayGrant au where Grant, the newfound guardian of Respawn, is fighting for his life trying to raise a child but Jason "#1 mom" Todd has practically moved in with him within the week to help raise the kid.
And here's the thing right- Jason likes Grant. He's funny, and he's cute, and he's the only one who can even remotely keep up with him in a solid spar. He's the smartest idiot Jason's ever met. But even he was freaked out when he went to go pick up his favorite gym bro and a 12 year old with pure white hair and,,,, familiar green eyes opens the door instead.
He doesn't ask. Because he's a moron with a crush (and maybe a part of him still feels bad about focusing more on his revenge quest than helping Talia with Damian). So instead of asking any of the millions of, certainly valid, questions he offers to babysit.
And Respawn? He just adores Jason. Practically every other word out of the kids mouth is about how cool and funny Jason is, and when is Jason coming to visit, and when are you going to tell Jason that you love him-
Grant has had just about enough of Jason rushing to his apartment in the middle of the night because Respawn called him for something or other, homework he needs help on or a bad dream.
At first Grant is relieved that he's not completely on his own, then he's annoyed (and maybe a little jealous) that the kid has an obvious favorite, but eventually Grant starts seeing the benefits of all this. Like getting to eat Jason's food everyday and hearing Jason's laugh ring through every corner of the house and seeing Jason walk around the house in just sweatpants every morning-
Jason is... really starting to regret his decisions. Grant doesn't seem to like him and the worst part is that hasn't made Jason's silly little crush go away at all. Even though he knows it's a lost cause I mean, Respawn is already going through so many new changes and adjustments, having his brother/caregiver suddenly in a relationship wouldn't be fair.
(Respawn has a string board full of plans to get them together shoved under his bed, but it seems every time he's about to make progress there's a knock at the door or a bird hits the window or on one notable occassion Grant's mom showed up. Apparently she was called although no one knows by who. he's going to have to call... reinforcements if things don't start looking up soon)
#dc#jason todd#grant wilson dc#jaygrant#Respawn#Cricket#the reinforcements are Damian and Rose#initially at least#somehow during all of this Adeline and Talia get and well...any attempts possibly being made by Dick and Slade put down promptly#Joey and Steph both get 1246906532 phone calls a week from Grant and Jason respectively as they lose their minds#Joey is like have you considered maybe you're just into men and Grant is like Joey that's ridiculous try again#and Steph is like literally just use your words and tell him you like him you freak#and Jason is like oh my GOD steph you don't get it he's out of my league and he hates me and he could never like me back and he has a kid#(Gotham press already thinks they're married wdym James Head and Grant Kane got hitched and have a kid it's EVERYWHERE)
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The one bad thing about the Grand Festival is that no splatfest after this could ever compare. Like this is the Final Fest, but there will probably be random normal splatfests here and there like how we had the Mario themed one in Splat 2 after Chaos vs Order, etc. The problem is, how can we be expected to go back to a normal, boring, basic ass splatfest after this? I don't want to be in the city hub. I want a special venue. I want multi-colored ink sprays. I want a massive music festival with food stalls and tons of detail. They cooked too hard with Grand Fest and now I'm spoiled. Regular splatfests aren't good enough anymore.
#splatoon#splatfest#grand festival#they're gonna announce a bonus splatfest to crickets#IF WE DON'T HAVE ALL 3 IDOL GROUPS AND RAINBOW INK EVERYWHERE WHAT'S THE POINT NINTENDO#WE KNOW HOW GOOD IT CAN BE NOW#WE DON'T WANT TO SETTLE FOR LESS
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Something I always wonder with the whole: "The lazy populous doesn't want to work!" is if it's only being said to keep minimum wage at the very, very lowest end of 'survivability.'
The "lazy worker" isn't truly a problem. The employers are.
#politics#this is my old man conspiracy theory#it's insane when you actually start job searching and you apply fucking Everywhere and it's crickets#job announcement: no experience required! we'll train you! you're actually PERFECTLY qualified#you apply and then NOTHING. and then you listen to the news or other people#and they complain about how 'lazy' the modern worker is and how employers are DESPERATE for people to work for them...#...and you'll end up knowing better if you haven't soaked up the individualist corporate shill propaganda i think...#...that propaganda (at least in the US) is the idea that the individual worker is always at fault...#...that if they never get a job - even 'entry-level' - that it is THEIR fault...#...if you don't want to work minimum wage get a maximun-effort job!!!!!...#...if you want to Get Hired then make yourself Hireable!!!!!!!!!...#...you must be Indispensable (but potentially for $7.25/hour)!!! it is Up To You!!!...#...make records! never ask for anything! never complain! never dare bite the corporate hand which feeds you!!!!!!!!#that's the type of shit i grew up with at least. and i cannot buy that it isn't propaganda in a world hostile to any layman#i wonder if the romanticized version of the 60s-70s working class in the US is completely true as well...#...i just wonder if we are idealizing a past which never truly occurred for the worker...#...simply because these tactics Aren't New and Aren't Considered Morally Reprehensible because of the Bottom Line#this last part is tangentially-related but i always question whenever people have rose-colored views of The Past
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I went to bed at 8:31 even though my mom says my bed time is 8:30 >:3
I wish to make an EVIL comment section, tell me one foul deed you have done this past week
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Can't wait to find out if I'll still have my rights in a few years thru a Destiel meme
#destiel meme#us elections#im a month to young to vote you guys dont understand my rage#most important election in my life and i have no say#crickets everywhere
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I'm feeling salty so I'm just gonna say-
If you can't handle the idea of feeding live prey to something.
Do not get a pet. That requires you. To feed it live fucking prey. There are SO MANY OTHER OPTIONS!
Also don't be that fucking weirdo who goes on other people's socials and bitches about how it's "inhumane" or "gross". They'd be doing it out in the wild. It's a little something called nature. And no, you cannot find an "alternative" for your mantis.
It's a MANTIS. It is like. One of the most famous predatory insects. It is infamous for eating its prey alive.
If you're going to be a little baby about feeding live prey. Then get a pet that doesn't need that. And shut the fuck up.
#its just annoying as fuck like#if you don't like the idea of predation in animals then like... don't get a predator#i've been in the hobby for all of a month but this shit is everywhere#and its not new!#i used to own a pair of lizards when I was in high school and I was seeing this shit back then too#because I would give them crickets once a month as a treat instead of their usual veggies#and people are so WEIRD about animals eating other animals like#wtf is wrong with people?#it's a CRICKET calm down#like sure all life is sacred yadda yadda but fucking#all life being sacred doesn't mean that death never happens#because if my mantis doesn't eat he dies#if my spider doesn't eat she dies#it's called nature you chucklefucks#Reaper Man and Bracken would both be eating bugs if they were out in the wild#Bracken is actually a species native to my general area so like#there are spoods out there RIGHT NOW eating bugs#she just gets to have a cushy life with no predators and carefully controlled humidity and big fat flies on the regular#and a cute little hide#same for Reaper Man he gets a nice cushy home and all the food he could need#and people are really out here bitching about how its cruel fuck the fuck off#if you come into the bug keeping world and whine about this I just think you're a moron
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okay sorry for having opinions on sonic shipping but . the more popular a ship is the more likely i am to be annoyed by it so its probably for the best that my favorite ship is one of the not as popular ones . but also the way sonknux gets talked about (or not talked about) as a result of it being less popular drives me up the wall . what do you mean it doesnt make sense. hes literally not staring at the moon and thinking about him💔
#theyre literally the sun and the moon and you dont even CARE ....#okay but ive actually seen random sonknux posts get a bunch of comments from so/nadow and kn/uxouge fans#along the lines of ''umm i prefer so/nadow :/'' or ''this doesnt make any sense so/nadow is better'' or ''nooo knuckles likes rouge''#like ohhhh my godddd shut UP#anyway theres so many things that sonic and knuckles have done that if it was sonic and amy or knuckles and rouge#or sonic and shadow doing it instead it would get labelled as peak romance#i know this to be true because it literally already happens sonic and knuckles do something gay and its cricket noises#then sonic and shadow do the same thing later. sometimes in the same show/comic/whatever . and it gets reposted everywhere . what#hell none of the other pairings i mentinoed even have to do what sonic and knuckles do they just have to stand near eachother#and people start freaking out ...#also im not saying youre legally obligated to like sonknux too if you like so/nadow or that you cant prefer so/nadow#but. if you think so/nadow makes perfect sense and have convinced yourself that its basically canon and every interaction between them#is a hint from sega that theyre secretly dating or something and you make the biggest reaches imaginable to prove it#while also thinking that sonknux doesnt make any sense at all and labelling it as a crackship or whatever#i can only assume that you arent paying attention to anything that happens in knuckles centric stuff#and/or being That obsessed with so/nadow has just heavily warped your perception of things. because how#and its not even just so/nadow .. knu/xouge is constantly overshadowing sonknux too#but at least so/nadow is actually okay its only crime is being too popular and having some annoying fans as a result#knu/xouge on the other hand is too popular and has a lot of annoying fans AND sucks . which is worse#but so/nadow is one i find myself comparing it to more often because its another gay pairing#and also people are obsessed with taking stuff from sonic and knuckles' relationship/interactions and giving it to sonic and shadow instead#and acting like knuckles doesnt exist and stuff that sonic and knuckles did first is exclusive to sonic and shadow or something#whatever . runs away
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So I recently got back from Korea and I think one of the things I miss the most was the mnet tv channel 😭 I felt like an iPad baby lmao just sitting there watching constant kpop content
#it was so good ngl#I also miss the nature/city blend it was so amazing#and also the sounds of crickets everywhere it was so joyful#I spent a lot of time in parks :)
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guess who had fucking pesto w their most DARLING NUT THAT THEYRE FUCKING ALLERGIC TO
#stream#‘i was like what the fuck is in this ?’ ‘this is the only thing in this ? it’s supposed to be normal pesto basil ?’ NOPE#ITS FUCKING CASHEWS AND PESTO#IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF#literally i was hitting my#just used the fucking epipen if i vomit i vomit but i would rather not#inhaler like is this why my throat is closing up ??? like NO ???? bc then i was sweating like ok … i see what’s happening#maybe i’ll just take like a few benadryl i’ll see if im allowed to do that#I FOUND 3 BLESS#so i’ve taken 3 benadryl + the epipen i should probably just take another allegra bc im only taking 120mg here#i’m determined to not vomit#it’s so fucking annoying#I HATE MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEE#I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE HEALTHY FOR ONCE#I HATE EVERYONE WHO EATS CASHEWS WHY DO YALL PUT IT IN FUCKING EVERYTHING WHO ASKED FOR THIS#everyday i pray we get cricket protein like pls anyone just put crickets into thinks im BEGGING#unrelated but#i’m#strongly considering getting several boxes of crickets from the pet store then just releasing them here on my accom bc i hate them#so much#like i’m fully not even going to tell them abt the mouse that fucking broke into my cupboard like i saw it today she has shit EVERYWHERE &#am sayin good for her bc yall know damn well that i did not fucking vacuum those lentils or nothing up she deserves a snack bc i even saw#her lil tail on the side of my window earlier like she’s so damn cute i know ur there sweetheart ❤️❤️❤️❤️#i hope she never dies
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