#creative weirdo

[sheofthejadeskirt]

[sheofthejadeskirt]

Always said this about my husband.

[butchsaint]

it’s actually sick and twisted that harrowhark nonagesimus isn’t the most famous fictional character in the world. no one has ever had the same amount of creepy lesbian swag and no one ever will

[aglionbyacademia]

I used to think Blue Sargent’s outfits were insane when I first read trc but then I went to art school and honestly everyone just dresses like that daily tbh

[gabitzart]

The whole circus is here! 🎪

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

Heebee beebee

[beingfacetious]

You're this brilliant painter, and I'm your favorite brush. I'm just, like, some tool that you use to create your masterpiece. I like that metaphor, but it's not quite right, is it? I think if you … Are you seriously about to noodle on my metaphor right now? What's the paint in that scenario?

[whitehotwild]

the calico critter missing an ear is absolutely sending me

weirdo!gf was performing a serious surgery when it happened... an amputation no one could have been prepared for.

butcher was not there to witness but he did find it after she left it on the coffee table and he was like "... do we need to have a talk?"

and weirdo!gf was like "she was dying... i saved her life... you're welcome."

and butcher goes "i think you just wanted to cut her ear off."

and MAYBE he's right... but she'll never admit it!

[sheofthejadeskirt]

I'm not here for you to take from me so please don't expect me to give more than you get. I'm here to express myself in a non-judgmental environment. If we happen to interact, don't expect it to be some sustained relationship. I'm an artist and this is the platform I like to share my art on. I'm not here to fuck around, I'm married and a mama. I truly appreciate the compliments and praise, however my art and expression is mostly why I'm here. I hope my followers have depth and some integrity and can appreciate the more sensual images with out being lewd.

[endofbeginings]

7/24.

[lemongrablothbrok]

Classes/School Activities I think each member of Led Zeppelin would excel at/enjoy:

1. Robert: gym, literature, football (soccer) team, choir, sex ed (😉), math (the last one just because he was almost an accountant and then I think he almost became a substitute math teacher after Karac died and he was considering quitting the band?)

2. Bonzo: gym, wood shop, metal shop, any other shop class really, drivers ed, "Motor Enthusiasts Club" (which he started himself 😁)

3. Jonesy: music history, music theory, band, marching band, jazz band, sound director for school plays, backgammon club

4. Jimmy: science, history, track team, band, charms, potions, defense against the dark arts, Dead Poet's Society

[i-really-like-phrogs]

Protective wifey core

[nana2009]

why does Dave drug karkat? Is he like…flighty or something??

buoy is he.

karkat is not the most compliant captive, see.... especially since dave doesn't seem to want to actively harm him and acts so passive most of the time, so even with the possibility of things going sour that does not stop him from trying!! unfortunately, dave knows much too well how to handle these situations :/

but since karkat is so persistent and loud, sometimes a buoy has no options u kno? ;T

[carcarrot]

after another failed job search my only option is to now go back to working on my storyboards for my short film idea that i haven't worked in on months

[originallandlockedmariner]

I may need an intervention

[billiuspendragon]

Hey this might be a hot take but I think if you are someone who ships children with adults then you shouldn't get mad at people asking you what the fuck is wrong with you.