#crazymomma

[durtygurlteez]

My kids think I'm crazy because when they go places with their friends I take their picture, a picture of their car, license plate, etc. I'm not going to be the parent on Dateline who doesn't know who their kids are with or what vehicle they left in. Oh and I need phone numbers too, let's text/call each other right now on the SPOT. I am worst then the CIA & the FBI. I'm a MOTHER DAMN IT & we protect ours at all costs. I don't care how over protective or crazy they think I am. NOT TODAY SATAN!!! #mykidswillNEVERbelongtothestreets #nottodaysatan #mybabies #protect #safe #mother overprotective #protectthebabies #phillyraised #godsgift #thesestreetsareplayingforkeeps #mommy #kids #countylifeaintthatsweeteither #mom #igotreceipts #illgladlypickupanddropoff #mommabear #teenagers #crazymomma #you messwitmykidsufukwitme #theygrowupsofast #dontpokethesleepingbear (at Montgomery County, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUzwpw8r333/?utm_medium=tumblr

[brbconceptsnm-blog]

#Momma got her #decal She is #pretty #excited #truth #liberty #GoodGirl #LovesHerMomma #LovesJesus #AndAmericaToo #Free #FreeFallin #FreeFalling #ClownsToTheLeft #JokersToTheRight #StuckInTheMiddle #WithYou #StuckInTheMiddleWithYou #CrazyMom #CrazyMomma #FastCar #SportsCar #VroomVroom #VroomVroomBitches #Wickenburg #Arizona #Phoenix #PhoenixAZ

[diandreams]

Being pregnant and working 50+ hours a week during the holiday season hasn't been easy. Throw school into the mix again and let me tell you... it's 100x's more difficult (especially with migraines and morning sickness nearly daily). But that's not going to stop this momma from teaching her baby from the get to go how to chase a dream. I'll be graduating with my associates ins June and I plan on maintaining nothing lower that a 3.7 Gpa. #goals #teachthemfromthegetgo #future #crazymomma

[sierra018]

Mwahahaha i still got it!🙌🙆💪😆😂 #crazymomma #parkfun #hanginoutwithflies #backbends

[bitchfestpalooza]

I don’t understand why you find it necessary to scream at him to wake up from downstairs, when his room is upstairs and you literally just came down the stairs. Every morning. It seems like you intentionally wait until you are closest to my room to start yelling at him where I can hear you quite clearly and he can hardly hear you at all. You can’t hear us down here when you are up there, in your room, and awake. What even remotely makes you think he can magically hear you so well when he is in his room and asleep. Your voice isn’t made of fucking magic that only reaches his ears and no one else’s. Just wake him up before you come down the fucking stairs if you don’t want to have to go back up there. You pass his room every time you come down, it can’t be that hard to yell into it from there instead of waiting until you are directly in front of mine where you then have to scream.

I swear you only do it because you want to have a reason to bitch, and him not waking up to you yelling (because he can’t fucking barely hear you!) seems to give you that reason.

But no, thank YOU ever so much for constantly giving me shitty mornings, being woken up to you screaming, then bitching to yourself about him not waking up, and then more screaming because he isn’t up yet and now you are pissed. Because I can hear it all, because you are outside MY room. Thanks.

[scarredharlett]

My name is Amanda? Or Samantha?

Since I moved in with Jow and his brother, my mother has been relentless. Constant calls as if I'm on a trip or something. Rather than hey, I fucking left yo ass high and dry, after the fact you spent all my savings. Well one day I left my phone in Strickland's car. A common drunk night habit I have. My mother decided that since my mobile device was MIA she had reason to file a missing persons report. Cops showed up to the DiMarco house and asked for Amanda Shrives. Which is hardly my name. Now my mother is calling and shouting about how I'm making "such good decisions living with people who won't even tell YOUR MOTHER you're safe" Asinine. My mother made me love that word.

[whoaalana]

I could really use a vacation from my life

Not even in the traditional since, like I'm not asking for 24 hours of perfection or even to make some amazing memory.. Just an entire day where I don't have to listen to anyone cry, load the dishwasher, maybe have $40 to spend just on myself. I had an extremely stressful morning and literally knew at 8 a.m. I wasn't cooking tonight. Pizza pizza pizza Told myself, hey everything's okay, at least you can have an easy dinner and at the very least have no worries by 5 p.m. A little crazy butttt yeah that's the current situation. Not looking for sympathy, just venting. Carry on. :P

[lady-bird-pie]

my was just sitting in the car for the past hour just “yeah uh uh no gurl i don wanna sell mah goodies for cornrose in jail no” and i just sat there and wished for her to stjp

[mistakablethoughtsrecreated]

My poor father

Goddammit, my mother is yelling at my dad for being depressed. I understand you're upset that he is talking about it, but why yell at someone that is literally at the bottom in life right now. My dad means a lot to me and my mother is literally being the most insensitive person ever right now, "so what, now you wanna kill yourself again." Like WTF, if he does why make him feel even worse about it. He's probably already upset he feels that way himself.....we're supposed to support him and tell him we care, not push his only love and support away by being angry at him. Then she gets angry at me and screams, "stop trying to tell me how to live my life." Like bitch, I'm not gunna let you yell at my dad for his feelings! That's the most obsurb thing I've ever heard. Gahhh I wish she would just listen and be kind instead of cold-hearted and shelfish. She needs to stop thinking about herself and realize my DAD needs help, badly still, and help him get the help he deserves and wants.

[bitchfestpalooza]

For someone that hates when people leave things in their path they sure do put an awful lot of things into my path! Your excuse is that you move it later. Yeah, when I'm standing there and can't get to the bathroom because I'm disabled and you have boxes in front of the door you move them when I yell about it. But sure go ahead and complain that someone else moved a laundry basket near the stairs that you can easily move or tell that person to move it. So sick and tired of you bitching about other people doing things to you, when you just end up doing the same to me! If you are going to call someone like tech support looking to send your laptop back in the be serviced, know your cell number. Don't wake me up all nasty-like because you don't know it. Write it down next time or learn how to find it while you are on the phone!

[toushirou7lover]

Shooting at my local mall today.. Guess my mother won't be letting me leave the house ever again....... If I did leave the house that is...

[momohay]

Being a mom

My oldest is my heart and soul. He has taught me so much it is so great. Today he taught me how to start this. My youngest son is my compass, he keeps me on the right track. Together they drive me crazy, which I don't mind. Then I have my husband, he is my lobster, we go so far back the that we dream each others dreams. We see things that are the same but different, I mean its like we have always meant to be together. He makes my weirdness not really so bad. He helps me deal with being a crazy momma. He does it with grace and kindness, I counldnt ask for a better lobster.

[bitchfestpalooza]

Keys

She loses her keys every day, sometimes multiple times a day. I suggest almost as often that she needs to start putting the keys somewhere specific each time so she isn't hunting them down all the time. We have been using my spare key for our vehicle for about a month now because she lost the main key, but this means we can't lock it because my key only drives and doesn't unlock the doors. Last week we found a key for a different make and model of vehicle that also works to start our vehicle. She has lost all 3 keys ...

[missbossi89-blog]

Things you do for your kids

#1: listen to the same song on repeat to keep them happy.

P.s. IF I HEAR THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT ONE MORE TIME IT WILL NO LONGER BE SLEEPING

[nyceonedude]

My mother just told me to beat up the Pepsi guy got his drinks.