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I don’t necessarily work ‘better under pressure’, I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination

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“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

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Those are the faces of the ashamed. They know damn well what they’re doing and what they’ve done.

#LaquanMcDonald #BLACKLIVESMATTER #StayWoke

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*gets sad* 

me: how can i turn this into a #relatable post and capitalize off of my decreasing self worth?

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Trump jokes he could murder someone in public and still win the election

On Saturday, Republican presidential frontrunner and real-estate billionaire Donald Trump said his supporters are so loyal they’d literally let him get away with murder. This is the second time in a little more than a month Trump has jokingly referred to murder.

In related news, Ted Cruz is raising eyebrows with his comments about being American, saying there’s one thing that more important to him.

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there’s nothing wrong with admitting you were once toxic.

there’s nothing wrong with admitting you made a couple people feel like shit.

there’s nothing wrong with admitting you fucked up and were horribly arrogant and parasitic.

there’s nothing wrong with admitting you did anyone wrong, especially if you’ve learned from it. If you’re humble enough to admit it, I guarentee there’s a bit of a good person inside of you. 

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PEOPLE TELLING YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IN AN ECONOMY THEY FUCKING RUINED.

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officer: license and registration

me: *hands officer a card*

officer: this is a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly

me: yes

officer: you got lucky this time, have a good night

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Ur a trash ass parent if u constantly throw in ur child’s face what u have done for them. It’s ur responsibility to care for ur child wtf.