#crazy slash obsessed for one (1) man

[calqlate]

a bit belated but i got 2nd anniv artem! at the cost of 100 pity...

i got loving memories artem at 10 pity while pulling and got a little disheartened but i pressed on! i had to dig into my reserves to get all the s-chips required to bring him back at hard pity :")

[dungeonmalcontent]

Low key obsessed with monk/druid multiclass shenanigans right now.

It doesn't take much on the druid side. Two levels of druid to get wild shape and circle of the moon.

And then a couple levels of monk.

... Read below for silly examples.

2 moon druid / 6 shadow monk: you transform into an elk. Next turn you walk behind a tree and appear in the shadow behind your opponent and deliver a thunderous hooved karate chop. You bray in triumph but it makes no noise. The town tells ghoa stories of the night elk for decades.

2 moon druid / 3 open hand monk: you transform into a brown bear. You bite once, shove once with your claws. Flurry of blows, shove once and claw once. You potentially deal a max of 12 piercing damage + 16 slashing damage and you push your opponent up to 25 feet backwards as you harass them with blows. You look like this:

And, no matter what, you don't really have to dip into a dex heavy build. You take the dex from the wild shape. You can put all your stat effort into wis. And when you wild shape, you still benefit from unarmored defense. So you take your wis mod + 10 + your animal shape's dex mod to make your AC. So if you max your wis to +5 and transform into a deer you get an 18 ac deer that can move 50 feet normally in a round (not counting dashes or unarmored movement).

At 9 levels of monk and 2 druid, you can be a deer that can run 180 feet up a vertical surface in 6 seconds (or a warhorse that can sprint 210 feet up a vertical surface, including a waterfall, in 6 seconds) using full movement dash action and bonus action step of the wind. Weirdly, that translate to being able to dead sprint up Niagra falls in like... 30 seconds? If someone casts haste on you you can double that speed. On top of haste, if you cast longstrider on yourself (because you're a druid, you can do that), you can go 540 feet in 1 round--that's roughly 61 mph (for 1 minute)--which you can do not up a vertical surface by total level 4. Try going limp after 1 round of that speed and knocking into a humanoid creature. See what happens.

Better yet. Do the high speed warhorse, but with 6 levels of druid and 2 levels of monk so you can be a giant elk instead. Same speed. Basically double the mass. You are a massive bro truck traveling at interstate speeds and you want to kill a man.

Another fun combo. 2 levels moon druid. 2 levels monk. Cast jump. Wild shape lion. Bonus action step of the wind. You jump (if your GM isn't a coward) 150 feet with a 10-foot run up. (It would be very silly if this could be a vertical jump, but sadly it is only a long jump.)

Last one, last one. 2 levels moon druid. 3 levels ascendant dragon monk. Setup jump spell and/or longstrider. Wildshape space hamster (non-giant). Bonus action step of the wind, long jump around the room at crazy speeds. Action, breath of the dragon, 20 foot cone of fire. Make Boo proud of the havoc you cause.

[he-goes-down]

A Guide to playing GnR Mermaids - shit post

(Explaining why we do this so some of you dont look at me weirdly:

My friend and I haven’t seen eachother in years, and before I went away I was also obsessed with gnr and we did this, so it’s really just bringing back nostalgia)

- in the pool(ofc) - 2 people edition

- my storyline change it however you please

Preparation:

- figure out your love interests

- 2 each

- you will be playing each-others love interests

- the member left is the clinically insane one that will make plot points ( will be in-love with both of you to make things interesting)

- aswell as make a phrase that they never stop saying

-( we chose Axl for this one and not sharing our secret phrase 🤫)

- figure out how you’re going to style your hair to show different characters

(if you dont got hair improvise)

-( for this, an example we did:

Axl: use hair as mustache

Slash: flip hair up underwater so you look like George Washington

Duff: hair up at the back, like using a claw clip.

Izzy: hair down to the side like a braid

Steven: hair fully to the side like an emo style )

- next choose your colour tails obv

- next chose your powers, including the guys

-( For this we did:

Axl: Fire

Slash: Nature

Duff: Air

Izzy: Darkness

Steven: Light ) (we actually forgot we did this part)

- lastly choose your spawning point, is it a specific oceanic place in real life, or just a simple lagoon, ect.

-( we chose Cape Town)

Chapters will now be very specific to our story line

Chapter 1:

- You spawn in

- Go to a bar/ club ect.

- make up an excuse to separate

- Whoever’s love interest is Slash, the other person has to now be in character.

- Slash comes to flirt with said person

- add details, like why he’s here, and that he’s in a band ect.

- he gives you his (shellphone) number

- friend comes back, chat about it

- other friend goes to do something

- clinically insane character comes along - say the most outrageous shit - doesnt matter how much you retaliate he keeps coming back

- tries to get your number (you can choose if you give it to him or force him to give to your so you never text him.)

- he leaves somehow

- friend comes back, talk about outrageous man, ect

- just keep rotating through meeting characters and setting up dates for when to meet up.

(- clinically insane bitch likes both of you so have fun with that as you will)

- when the insane one is in scene, maybe ask and point to one of your love interests asking for their numbers and he makes an excuse to why you shouldn’t do that

-(example:

Friend - “ That blonde one over there is in your band, can I have his number?”

Insane - “ uhh he’s actually gonna die tonight cus he got this infectious disease so don’t go near him.”) (sumthing to that extent)

- i don’t remember the rest just have fun and do whatever

- make the insane guy get arrested for funzies (optional)

Chapter 2:

- next day

- find out insane one has escaped jail ( optional ) (ALL ARRESTS ARE OPTIONAL THIS WAS SPECIFIC TO US)

- bump into different characters, all love interests asking to meet at the same time. At their crib

- (example: my interests were Izzy and Duff

- Izzy: “okay 3pm my place”

-*later*

- Duff: “Ive been looking for you, heres chocolate and flowers, wanna come to my place at 3?”

-someone: “thank you, but Izzy already asked me”

- izzy and duff live together

- “nah izzy wont mind.” )

- Insane one shows up running from the police

- him ready looking like he finna kill whoever gave the chocolates, flowers /ect.

- says sum deranged stuff

- (example:

“Insane: “you haven’t texted me yet *looks at you with my crazy eyes*

Someone: “uhh, my dog ate my phone but the cover with my credit card is still intact”

Insane: “oh okay, because I have you as my pfp.”

Someone: “huh?!

Insane: “Yeah it’s your perfect hair, no split end in sight.”

*later*

Someone: “oh my lord he has me as his pfp”

The other one: “ARENT THOSE YOUR BEDSHEETS IN THE BACKROUND???”

*later*

Insane: -to the other person- “I got your toe hairs as my wallpaper bbg” )

- add in more interactions

- we also added the crazy guy getting chased by the police and trying to take shelter in one of yours houses

- do your scheduled timings

- (example: - 3pm rolls around - my story

Someone: *knocks on door*

Duff: “Come in”

Someone: “Thank you, where’s Izzy?”

Duff: “Uh…in his room.”

Someone: “Oh okay”

- then pick a movie or something, (we chose Hamilton)

- do a house tour, his room has photos of you in but you didn’t see

Someone: “Izzy is supposed to be here, should we not go get him”

Duff: -makes excuses but you get him to take you to the room-

Duff: * unlocks door* * gets yelled at by Izzy* *Izzy drags him inside and runs out of his room locking the door*

Izzy: “Don’t worry about him, he’s like a baby, he needs a nap every few seconds”

- watch some of the movie

- make some moves

- ( we did that Izzy asked them to be his bae but you dont have to do that)

-( also they apparently fucked for 10 hours CUS MY FRIEND SAID *10 hours later* after they went to a room)

Someone: *opens the door for Duff*

Duff: *traumatised at the noises he’s heard*

- we made Duff Izzy and them a throuple

- but Izzy said to think about it and say the next morning. )

- after your adventures go home to your friend

- run into the house and start boarding the windows and doors with wooden planks because the insane one was chasing after you.

- call your baes to look after you cus the police can’t do their job

- he does get arrested tho (again)

*next day*

- insane one in prison calling one of you

- you thinking its your bae and saying some coupley stuff or whatever but make sure it’s directed at one of your interests

- * screaming, bombs, and destruction on the other line*

- “ HE ESCAPED AGAIN”

Chapter 3:

- to be continued

- do whatever 🫶

Chapter 3 and 4 are in my notes im just a bit to lazy to write it

Chapter 5 and up are not gonna be out for like maybe 2 years cus I wont see my friend again for that long

Don’t look at me like im crazy we laughed ever single second

This isn’t meant to be taken seriously its just some innocent fun

[autisticandroids]

one thing that makes me feel crazy is when people like. man this is about to sound like a "slash fans devalue male friendship" ass take which is not like. what i'm saying. but people like. they don't differentiate between ordinary care and romantic love. if that makes sense. like one thing i have noticed is that fanfictions and posts will kind of blur the line between dean caring about cas at all, or dean being closer to cas than sam is, and dean being in love with cas.

like, to me, the general vibes of evidence that dean is in love with cas goes as follows: 1) i think dean is gay, 2) i think dean essentially treats cas as a life partner, 3) it's clear to me that dean has some degree of repression and secrecy in his relationship to cas, and 4) there are certain specific behaviors that dean engages in with cas (touching him a lot, being obsessed with his sex life, etc.) that i think sexualize their relationship to some extent.

and each of these categories on their own doesn't really mean that dean is in love with cas. like, for an easy example, dean could be gay and simply not in love with his best friend. like just because dean and benny fucked raw against a tree in purgatory doesn't mean dean wants to get with cas.

the life partner thing is sticky specifically for dean because he's also treated sam that way in the past and i don't think dean is in love with his brother lol. like i think for a lot of people their experience of romantic love and their experience of having a life partner-esque relationship are like, the same thing? the venn diagram is a circle? but that's not dean's experience.

the repression is harder to handwave away, but i think you can reasonably argue that dean is repressed in all his affection because he has a masculinity complex about showing vulnerability.

and then there's the sexualized behaviors which like. honestly on their own they are indicative of at the very least a crush. come on man. there's only two things i know for certain etc.

i think these four pieces of evidence, taken together as a whole picture rather than individually, are evidence that dean is in love with cas. but i don't think any of them on their own is really proof of that except maybe number 4, but even then crushes are fleeting, they fade, dean making heart eyes in season five doesn't necessarily mean he was *in lurve* in season ten. like you need to look at all the evidence for a complete picture.

and it's notable that there's a lot of behavior i don't really put here at all. like i don't think a lot of the care dean shows cas can reasonably be argued to be evidence that dean is in love with cas, or like, i don't think dean's extreme jealousy and possessiveness is indicative of that either because he is also jealous and possessive of his family members (at least, sam and mary) and he would probably be possessive of anyone else he was super close to if there was anybody. the only person we've seen dean get that close to and not get jealous over is bobby, which is interesting but i think mostly comes down to the fact that dean sees bobby as an authority figure over him rather than the other way 'round.

(also a little off topic but i'm always saying this and it bears repeating: i also think dean is happy in their relationship as it is in the late seasons, at least 13/14/15, like i think that what he wants, he has. the positive things that would result from them making it official are 1) dean unpacking his own sexuality would be good for him in a variety of complex ways that mostly don't really directly touch on his relationship with cas and are more related to his own identity, 2) cas would be a LOT happier for a variety of obvious and not-so-obvious reasons that i won't enumerate here because they're not really relevant to the dean analysis i'm doing, and 2.5) with the relationship now named, dean would be forced to contemplate and think about his relationship with cas and what it consists of, instead of just using it as a building block of his life without really looking at it. anyway, don't get me wrong, dean would be very happy to be explicitly in a romantic relationship with cas. but he's also very happy in a platonic domestic partnership.)

(also re: the abandonment issues objection: personally i think dean has fewer abandonment issues as the show goes on and sam and cas stop leaving/trying to (for evidence, see the divorce arc: dean is extremely confident that cas won't leave, so he feels comfortable taking out his anger and pain on cas, and is then shocked when this drives cas away), and i don't really think getting into a relationship would either increase or decrease his level of abandonment issues anyway.)

anyway the thing is that this is all motivated by a fanfic i saw that assumed that it would be logical for sam not to differentiate between "dean and cas' relationship is close and intense, and certainly dean has more of a right to cas' time than i do by dint of how close our different relationships to cas are" and "dean and cas are In Love." when it's like... no. i think that from, say, sam's point of view, from what sam has seen, it's perfectly logical to simply think dean and cas are extremely close.

(personally imo if sam knows dean is in love with cas it's because sam already suspects that dean is gay from the evidence he has from other situations (e.g. the siren, the way dean acted with benny), and because he has that information, he can then put two and two together wrt. dean and cas' extreme closeness. like just the closeness isn't enough.)

and then i started thinking about another fic i read which wove the concept of dean and cas being in love into the homeless cas arc in a way that made me feel like the author was failing to differentiate between dean being in love with cas and showing him basic care. like in fact i think that dean was both in love with cas in season nine and a phenomenally shitty friend and person to him during that time, both are true.

anyway the point of this essay is elusive to me it's a collection of thoughts that don't quite fit together in a way i can verbalize but essentially it's... i don't know. people inject too much romance (and too many ideas about romance) into destiel even though destiel is a romantic relationship? that's not right but it's part of it. there's not only one way to interpret most of dean's actions even though overall they paint a specific picture? that's also not it even though it's in there. people can be important to each other without being in love, and person a being important to person b is not good evidence that person b is in love with person a? that's closer to what i was going for.

anyway the thing is i do think dean is in love with cas and that this is the most accurate reading of the text but i don't think it's obvious and it's definitely not obvious to anyone but the audience because only the audience has all the evidence from which this conclusion can be drawn.

[humanitysstrongestsoldier1]

𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐑 |𝑈. 𝑇𝐸𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑁 x Reader|Pt. 1

TW: gore, death, manipulation, dark, cursing

AO3 LINK IF YA WANNA READ THERE

Summary:

"Yeah, you can start over, you can run free, you can find other fish in the sea, you can pretend it's meant to be. But you can't stay away from me." - Maroon 5, Animals

He's mine. He will always be mine. He's the saviour who brought light into my life, while I may have brought darkness into his. But who's to say which is which? But who's to say that I cannot become his light? You see, when trust is left behind, the man tends to be broken, and when a man is broken, he is most manipulated. No one must have taken such a step. No lover must have faced such love. All the limits of love would be crossed for the first time. Everything about my love for him would be remembered.

Obsessed with the entirety of him, I am willing to destroy everyone who gets in my way, no matter the cost. Even though there is a fine line between devotion and obsession, I am willing to cross it.

(Further explanation in notes, read them to know (Name) better and more of the format.)

~

Notes:

Yokoso, watashi no Tumblr society...

jkjk alr, my first time writing yandere, so just tryna improve slowly, see if ya like it.

READ THIS U CRAZY HOES!!!

Backstory: so in this the character aka reader has severe attachment issues because her family and village did not accept her as a scientist. so when she met one of her teachers who finally did accept her, she became obsessed...too obsessed... but before she could do anything, a demon attacked her village...unfortunately the teacher died...and now she wants someone new, someone who can accept her for who she is...someone more powerful...someone more catching to the eye...someone who can love her....

HER THOUGHTS WILL BE IN ITALICS!!!

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She had to flee! She made her way as far as she could away from the god-forsaken village that had spurned her because she was a woman with a good education. Her family had been assaulted and slaughtered by a demon; her beloved teacher was also killed, and it was now pursuing her. Her blood could have been detected from a great distance. The strongest were drawn to her by the aroma of her marechi blood, and she lacked the strength to repel them.

"There you are, a pretty girl! Come on now, don't run away! I’ll make this nice and easy for you." A guttural voice said as he loomed behind her, grasping her shoulder with a heavy force, his claws digging into her.

The girl screamed so loud it shook the ground as she begged for mercy, "PLEASE PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!"

Quickly, a swift form moved across her and harshly tugged the demon away, pushing it into the ground. She opened her eyes to see which god had saved her, and she was met with a large man with white hair adorned in jewellery and gold. In a slash, the evil demon’s head had been cropped off, and her knees buckled at the release of tension. Before she could fall to the ground, a warm body rushed behind her, holding her up by the waist.

"Are you alright, Miss?" A loud, booming voice spoke into her ear, and she immediately straightened her spine and collected herself. She turned to look at the man and saw his beautiful yellow-red hair and forked eyebrows. The tall man with white hair sheathed his blades and came to stand next to the flaming hero.

"Ye-yes! I can’t give enough thanks to you for saving my life! I’m at your will! A favour for a favour." She said this, bowing low to the men in front of her.

"There is no need; it is our job as demon slayers to protect the people! May we know your name?" The man with the forked eyebrows boomed, smiling brightly.

"Ah-yes! My name is (Surname) (Name), and I’m the scientist of the village ahead." She answered, smiling at the two of them in gratitude.

"That name! By any chance, are you the flamboyant, smart one who has been studying the demon cells? I heard your name from Oyakata-sama. You are quite the woman!" The white-haired man replied, his light eyebrows raised.

“Oh, my lords! You two are Hashiras! Yes, I am the same, (Name). It's only been a couple of months since I started, but I hope my work has been helping around the Corps!" She beamed, joyous at the fact that he had recognised her.

He smirked and met her eyes. "It sure has. I’m Uzui Tengen, the Sound Hashira. God of Festivals. Nice to meet your flamboyant presence."

“Oh, I’m not all that." She humbly responded.

"Don’t diminish yourself, (Name)! I’m Rengoku Kyojurou, the Flame Hashira. An honour!" His loud voice boomed throughout the alley, lighting up the darkness.

She lightly chuckled, "I know this may be a lot to ask, but I recently received permission from Oyakata-sama to become a demon slayer. And I was hoping you could take me to someone who may be willing to train me."

Rengoku’s eyes lit up, "BE MY TSUGUKO!"

"HUH?!" She yelled, jumping back a bit at his excitement.

Uzui whipped his head to look at him with utter shock.

"YES! YOU HAVE THE CAPABILITY!" Rengoku said it even louder.

"I-I Rengoku-san, I can't possibly trouble you with that." (Name) was worried at his enthusiasm.

“NO, NO, I INSIST! I SEE FLAMES WITHIN YOU, WITHIN YOUR EYES!" He responded.

"(Name), you can say no. His head is too far up his ass." Uzui intervened, trying to calm her down.

"IT'S A ONE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE! TAKE IT! I SHALL MAKE YOU STRONG!" Rengoku ignored Uzui, keeping his focus and excitement on (Name).

(Name) sighed and thought for a couple of seconds: "I accept your request, Flame Hashira. Please make me strong enough to become someone like you two!"

Rengoku beamed and laughed full-heartedly, his chest moving up and down as his hands rested on his hips. Uzui just sighed and chuckled at his antics before looking at (Name).

He arched an eyebrow. "(Name) your belongings?"

Oh, there's no need; I cherish my research the most, and Oyakata-sama has copies of them, so I’ll be fine!"

He smiles in return and tilts his head, beckoning her to follow them. She grinned and happily followed them, ready to leave behind her toxic village and people for a new life with her saviours. Uzui Tengen noticed her kind smile as he turned towards the rising sun with Rengoku next to him, but what he didn't realise was the wicked smile and dark gleam that had crawled on to (Name’s) face. The look of attraction.

(4 months later)

It's been so long since someone has been able to acknowledge me. I want him. I can't breathe without him. He’s my saviour. My existence. My life. My god. H̸͚̝̙͎͊̋͠e̵̲̹̫͖͎̽ͅ ̶̛̟̲̤̹͙̿͌̊w̴͍̳̝̯̔́͐͋̉͜i̶̩͉̼͆l̵̖̺̓͑l̸̛̗͙͕̉̃̓̇̿ͅ ̵̢̰͐̽̊b̵̡͋́̂̀̍e̴̡̛̛͈̟̭̔͒̂ ̷̗̪̝̇m̵͎̱̈̄̆̚̕i̷̬̞͉͈̩̒̚n̵͚̰̫̣̱͊̒̿͝ẽ̶̻̤̣̩͠ͅ.̸̭̀͗̃͊̚͝

(Name) thought, looking behind Rengoku.

"Oi (Name)! Pay attention; just because you've gotten extremely strong in these past months doesn't mean to slack off and give in! You need to stop zoning out!" Rengoku's strong voice snapped her out of the daze she was in. She quickly stopped his sword, which swung at her, and pushed him away.

"I’m sorry, Kyojurou! I promise it won't happen again!" (Name) profusely apologised for her actions.

"You said that last time too, Starfire. Something on your mind?" Rengoku said, his voice trailing with concern.

“No, I’m fine, Kyojurou, I promise! Let's continue!"

In these months, (Name) has gotten very close with many of the Hashiras and Oyakata-sama. And a certain demon, whom she truly thinks will be critical in the future. She’s even been able to call the Hashiras by their first names. They all love her kind and intelligent soul. Little did they know that the other side of her was as wicked as the devil. Rengoku has seemed to form a very close bond with her during her training as his Tsuguko, and he cares for her very much. Tengen visits every now and then, but due to his missions, he’s not always present. His wives also wish for his presence at their home, so he tries his best to sort his time out.

When (Name) first found out that Tengen was married not with one but three wives, she adorned a shocked expression on her face, but behind that mask lay malice. And that malice was waiting for the right moment to pounce, so she could have him all to herself. After all, he was her saviour, her knight, adorned in gold and jewels. The love of her life accepted and praised her status. He always called her flamboyant and told her to hold her head high. To stand proud. He even said that she was capable of quarrelling with his wives. And since the day he said that, she can’t get the idea of the three of them dead out of her head. Yes, Kyojurou was there that night as well, but it was Tengen who saved her. It was Tengen who killed that demon. It was Tengen who lived in her heart. She had already lost her beloved teacher; she was not willing to lose Tengen. Yes, that one demon had his charms, but she only needed him for his subordinates' demon cells, so she could submit them to Oyakata-sama. But Tengen, oh, he was her soul; he was her reason for living. And (Name’s) love for him was limitless, unbound by the universe’s decree.

"You clearly are not fine! Creating your own breathing form is difficult, and I commend you for your hard work on creating the Breath of Passion, but you need to take care of yourself. You’ve been out of it since Tengen left!" He responded, sheathing his sword and wiping the glistening sweat off of his toned body with a towel.

"I’m really sorry, Kyojurou! I promise I'll keep refining Breath of Passion to its maximum power. I just can’t focus right now; I don't know why." She responded, laying her sword down on the veranda and wiping her neck with another towel.

Rengoku walked up to her and gazed into her eyes before speaking, "Go take a shower; we’ll leave for Tengen’s mansion."

"What?! But, Kyojurou, we can't just go uninvited." She asked, confused by his proclamation.

"The kunoichis invited us last week; they said they were free today and tomorrow. I know you miss him, and so do I, if I'm being fair. Plus, he can also help you with your breathing style. Training and fun! Two birds knocked out with one stone!"

(Name) tried to be very calm, she tried not to show her overexcited emotion to see her saviour again. "Okay. Fine. But I have some business to take care of, then we can go."

"What business?" Rengoku questioned, tilting his head.

Gotta somehow bribe a demon . "Just gotta reserve this book at a library nearby. It won't take long, I promise."

Rengoku smiled and nodded at her answer before kissing her forehead and heading inside. This was nothing new; Rengoku had become very attached to (Name) and truly cared for her as a friend, so his affection consisted of a lot of hugs and kisses. Sighing, she headed inside for a cold shower so she could collect her thoughts and start her plan, which had been dormant for a long time.

(Timeskip-Sundown)

“Do you agree to my conditions, demon?” She asked, throwing the body to him.

"It's either kill or be killed. Plus, you just threw me some nice meat, so I’ll join in on the fun. You're one wicked demon slayer (Name)~ Killing your own kind. By the way, where'd you find her?" The pretty-eyed demon said this while biting into the dead Kakushi’s torso.

"The fuck, if I remember. She was eyeing up my man the last time he was here. Bitch deserved it." (Name) answered, crossing her arms and looking into his eyes.

"You are one interesting woman. You’d do well as a demon, you know; I’ve been trying to convince you for so long. You've got the pretty looks for it too; I should be the one to know. Oh, how I miss your lips on mine. Your pretty little cunt soaking me in. Your cute little voice moaning my name." He smirked, blood dripping down his lips from the meat, eyeing her down.

"Cut the shit Douma. We fucked once." She grumbled, rolling her eyes at his flattery.

"Hehe, twice you mean."

"Tch. I was bored. Just be there and be quick. Remember, just the Kunoichis, no one else. I can’t risk my position here. And leave some of their bodies behind, gotta make an impression here."

Yes, yes, I promise." He grinned.

(Uzui Mansion)

"(Name)! Rengoku-san! Welcome, welcome! Please make yourselves at home!" Hinatsuru said, smiling brightly at the duo.

Rengoku released his iconic laugh and entered the home with (Name) following behind him, both removing their shoes. Hinatsuru looked at (Name) and gave a genuine smile.

Sad. Such a pretty smile. What a waste. Well, not to Douma.

(Name) thought deeply, hiding her rage with a believable smile, which warmed Hinatsuru’s heart. As they delved deeper into the mansion, the smell of inarizushi, ramen, onigiri, gyoza, and dango hit the duo's noses.

"What a feast you have prepared! I’m so excited to eat!" Rengoku beamed while watching Makio wave from the kitchen as she cooked.

Feast huh? Not just for you, Kyojurou, but for Douma as well. 

"(Name)-chaaaannnn!" A loud voice thundered through the mansion. Suma ran down one of the large spiral stairs and launched herself at (Name), hugging her very tightly.

“(Name)-chan, I missed you! We haven't met in so loooong." Suma cried, crushing (Name’s) torso.

"S-sum-Suma I can-can’t br-bre-breathe!" (Name) said while she was trying to get her off.

Suma realised her actions and recoiled back, apologising millions of times, while (Name) forced a smile to her lips, saying that it's okay.

"Such flamboyant noise I’m hearing today! And is that the shining (Name) I see?" Tengen quipped, coming inside from the back veranda garden and smiling at the two of them. His beautiful hair was down, and he was wearing a comfortable yukata.

(Name) immediately brightened up, delighted to see Tengen’s presence again. He walked up to Rengoku and gave him a manly hug, to which Rengoku happily responded. (Name) continued smiling at the two of them—her dear friend and her saviour. Tengen glanced at (Name) and walked up to her, grinning widely, before lifting her up and twirling her around. To keep her balance, she wrapped her arms around his neck, smiling at his loving gesture. It had been so long since she felt true joy, and Tengen brought that to her, so she would cherish him, with no one in her way.

"I missed you, (Name)." Tengen said gently, setting her down.

"I’ve missed you too, Tengen." (Name) smiled as she kept her eyes locked on his fuschia-coloured ones.

"DINNER’S READY EVERYONE GO TO THE TABLE." Makio’s loud voice from the kitchen reached them and pulled (Name) out of the trance of Tengen’s eyes.

They all headed to the table, and (Name) tried to sit next to Tengen, but Hinatsuru and Suma were one step quicker, taking both of his sides. She tried to hide her anger, but a small grimace came upon her face, which Rengoku noticed. He gently grabbed her hand and pulled her next to him, the two of them sitting together. She smiled at him, and he reciprocated, showing his bright smile that could light up any room. She didn't realise the angry look in his eyes, which screamed of jealousy. They all sat at the table, digging into the yummy food, to which Rengoku yelled ‘delicious’ many times. (Name) picked up some inarizushi and gyoza and put them on her plate. She saw Tengen take a full plate and wanted to tell him to dim it down a bit. She thought that he would vomit after seeing the bodies of his wives.

"So, (Name), I've heard you have a secret admirer? Someone leaving you sunset-coloured roses by your place? Lord Tengen told us about that the last time he was there." Makio asked, trying to elicit a conversation between them.

"Um yeah. It seems so. I don’t know who it is, but I’m honestly not bothered by it. I have my eyes on someone already, so I don't have time to ponder this so-called ‘secret admirer’. It’s kind of weird, to be honest." She responded, taking a bite of the inarizushi.

Suma gasped, "You like someone?! I want to know!"

Hinatsuru and Makio also agreed to her question, “Yeah, yeah, who is it!?"

(Name) chuckled, taking a quick glance at Tengen, who looked at her with curiosity and said, "Someone you know, but I won’t say. Time will tell."

Groans were heard around the table; they were all disappointed that they didn't get to know the name of the one she loved. Unbeknownst to them, he was already there. Sitting in front of (Name). Her precious saviour. What (Name) didn't realise, however, was Rengoku's frown when she dismissed the secret admirer. They all continued eating and having small talk throughout the hour. Once they were done, (Name) assisted the wives in cleaning up, trying to make a good impression.

"Hinatsuru, Suma, Makio! There is no sake! Rengoku and I are going to head to the town nearby to grab some!" Tengen yelled from the sitting area.

"(Name), go with them. You have a lot to catch up on with Tengen. We’ll handle things here; don't worry." Hinatsuru assuredly smiled at (Name).

"Are you sure?" (Name) asked. Big mistake.

"Yes, I insist, please!" she answered.

(Name) smiled walking out of the kitchen, waving to the three. This would be the last time she would see them, ever…

"Guys! I’m coming with you. The three of them said they got it." She yelled at the two who were by the door. She ran over to them and put on her shoes.

"The more, the merrier!" Tengen said, patting her head.

(Name) smiled at his touch and headed out with them. The night had arrived, and it was quite dark outside. They walked out of the Mansion’s territory and headed for the cluster of lights ahead. As she was walking there, she whistled a tune she was always heard singing. To the two men, it was normal, for Douma, it was a signal. A signal to hunt.

"Let’s head to this store; they always have the best sake!" Tengen said, grasping (Name’s) hand and beckoning the two of them to follow him. Rengoku hummed an approval and glanced at (Name’s) and Tengen’s intertwined hands for a couple of seconds before snapping away and walking with them.

They spent more time than usual due to (Name) idly roaming around the shop, looking at foods and other things. It was enough time for Douma to have his fill. The night was getting older, so the three of them headed back to the mansion, with Tengen holding the sake box. During the walk back, they conversed about (Name’s) new breathing style.

"Why did you name it Breath of Passion?" Tengen asked.

(Name) smiled, looking at him, and said, "The whole idea of passion is so intriguing. The fact that you can love someone so passionately that you go to such extreme lengths is extraordinary. Passion in general is just so powerful."

"Someone’s a romantic, lucky future husband, eh?" Tengen chuckled, attracted to her ideology.

(Name) smirked, lucky you then.

As they reached closer to the mansion, the smell of blood hit her nose, and she smirked.

Tengen and Rengoku stopped in their tracks, their eyes widening.

"Do you smell that?" Tengen asked.

Rengoku hummed, "The smell of blood, it has to be."

(Name) feigned shock and said, "Impossible!"

Without missing a second, the three of them dashed to the mansion. The front area was empty, with no signs of intrusion. The three of them then headed to the back area, where the flower garden was. 

The flowers were splashed with blood. Kunais and blades were scattered across the floor, and a trail of blood was seen.

Tengen stood in a daze, and he buckled and fell, dropping to his knees at the sight before him. Suma, Hinatsuru, and Makio were dead…parts of their bodies missing. Hinatsuru lay cold on the floor with a kunai grasped in her hand. Suma was in the rose bushes, her body, pierced with too many thorns. She was missing her arms…And Makio was in the middle of the garden, half of her face chewed off, her legs missing.

Tengen started hyperventilating, clutching his chest at the lack of air, and screaming into the dark night. His voice was laced with rage, regret, and sorrow. Rengoku stood, shocked at the sight that beheld him. Realising that he was unable to protect innocents, a tear slipped his eye. (Name) immediately went to Tengen, who was screaming and yanking at his hair. She hugged his large body tightly and pulled him into her chest. Trying to soothe his broken heart.

"Kyojurou! Send a Kasugai to the HQ right now! Bring the Kakushis and inform Oyakata-sama. This has to be the work of a powerful demon!!" (Name) yelled, looking up at Rengoku, who gulped and ran inside.

"(Name) I couldn’t protect them! I promised I would be there for them! They are dead because of me! I can-I can’t live with myself anymore!" Tengen sobbed, clutching on to (Name’s) shirt.

"No! Don’t you dare blame yourself! Blame the cursed demon that did this! I’m here! Kyojurou is here as well! We are with you no matter what!" (Name) protested, holding him tighter.

Tengen did not respond; he continued shaking and sobbing in (Name’s) arms. Rengoku returned, saying the message had been relayed, and he kneeled at their level. Grasping Tengen’s shoulder for comfort. (Name) buried her face into Tengen’s shoulder, ‘sobbing’. She secretly smirked onto his skin. Joyous, that her plan worked. She would have to thank Douma for that. The three of them stayed like that until dawn, in each other's arms. Promising to not let go, to trust each other, and to protect each other.

(Name) was madly devoted to Tengen, and she would cross any barrier to keep him to herself, no matter the cost.

End Notes:

Yall i loves the wives so much, i would rather join them than rather kill em, but (name) hates sharing so meh

PART TWO!!!!

[luvreyn]

HUNT

SASUINO DAY 1: PIRATE/MERMAID AU PROMPT

Wrote this in a rush cuz life keeps getting in the way. Happy SasuIno week! @sasuino-week​

I.

Sasuke is 7 when he learns that it’s stupid that he never learned how to swim. He’s the brother of the greatest pirate to ever live, and yet he’s drowning. Itachi would be so disappointed.

He saw something swimming towards him before death took him.

The first thing that came to mind when he awoke was that he was dead, but he even doubted his eyes when he saw a familiar palace in the distance. For heaven couldn’t allow the royals inside heaven when they’re very sinful, right?

That’s what his father told him.

"I’m alive?" He looks around. "How- how am I?

He sees a small girl behind a huge rock and an epiphany hits him.

"Did you save me?"

II.

Her name is Ino.

Ino is definitely a girl, but she’s not human. Her purple tail, her claws, and her ethereal disposition confirmed this.

And he knows she’s not human because he has seen people like her before. After all, they hunt something like her for a living and present their heads to the throne.

He swallows, wondering if Ino knew what they were doing in the ocean when she rescued him.

But Ino surprises him by apologizing. He doesn’t know what she’s apologizing for, but he thinks she looks like she belongs to the sky more than the sea. Her long golden hair reminds him of the sun. Her eyes are the color of the sky instead of the sea.

And she saved him.

But she couldn’t save Itachi.

III.

The King takes care of him in his brother’s stead and the palace became his home except...

He rushes towards the beach, dodging the huge rocks until he comes face-to-face with his savior, his friend, his home.

Ino was already waiting for him. She leans her head onto the rock as she combs her hair out of her face.

"Took you long enough." is what she says when she spots him.

He rolls his eyes, sitting right next to her as they look at the overlooking ocean.

"I should go. My friend is waiting for me." She motions towards the sea. He finds a pink-haired mermaid waiting for her.

She was about to dive when he stopped her, halting her movement.

"What?" She’s annoyed, but he’s scared.

"You’ll come back, right?"

"What? Sasuke, my friend is waitin-"

"Promise me you’ll come back." he insisted. "Promise me."

Her eyes softened. She squeezed his hand. "I promise."

IV.

They meet every day.

He talks about his brother Itachi, and how he wishes his brother had never died in the shipwreck. She talks about her dad and how he doesn’t want her to associate with humans.

Why?

Because he says you’re scary and dangerous.

Scary?

She gives him her duh look. Because you hunt us, silly.

But I’m not scary or dangerous.

She stops to think before smiling. Yeah, you’re not. I’m glad you’re not.

His heart skips a beat at her smile.

V.

Home is almost taken from him when Kabuto, one of the King’s servants, follows him to the beach.

He remembers the screams, the guards, and the arms dragging him away as he struggled with the much older man.

He remembers Ino managing to slash the guard’s face with her claw. He remembers her pained look when she looked back at him one last time before diving and swimming away.

VI.

At the young age of 16, Sasuke left the palace and land in search of his home.

Eventually, he became more of a pirate than a prince.

He searches day and night to find her, following rumors and tales about a golden-haired mermaid all throughout the ocean.

He knows that his crew mates think of him as crazy.

His first mate, Naruto, who left the palace with him, said as much.

They feared for him and feared him.

For this insatiable obsession, this unwavering devotion to someone whom he met as a young child. Whom he spent brief encounters with.

They certainly don’t know what they’re talking about.

And even if it was only a brief encounter, it was enough for him to sail across the vast ocean in search of her.

He’s reminded of the shipwreck that orphaned him when their ship was caught in a terrible storm. The heavy rain and the waves threatened to drown his ship.

Sasuke scowls when he sees his newest recruit making a fool of himself tying the rope, and he sees the moment when the recruit almost fell into the ocean.

Being the captain and closest to him, Sasuke rescued his stupid recruit and fell into the ocean in the process.

He hears the shouts and Naruto takes charge as they manoeuvre the ship and attempt to rescue him.

He cursed when he felt his feet stuck on something and tried to fight against the current, but the waves were too strong for him.

And then he’s drowning, drowning, drowning...

When he opened his eyes, he saw the familiar blue eyes looking at him in shock and wonder.

Ino swims him back to the surface. He tries to get as much air into his lungs as he’s able. He heard shouts in the distance and noted dimly that his ship was not far away.

Her hair is longer now and he still thinks she looks like she belongs more to the sky than the sea.

No, Ino belongs to him more than she belongs to the sea.

"Sasuke? Sasuke?!" Her hands touched his face as if she couldn’t believe what she was seeing. "It’s really you."

Her voice broke, and if it weren’t for the rain, he would’ve thought she was crying.

He catches her hand, kissing it and placing it gently against his cheek. "Ino."

He finally came back home.

VII.

It was like he was a child again. He waits for her to return to him every night; he waits for her to complete his day; he waits.

But he’s growing increasingly impatient with how little of her time he gets, and Naruto has already warned him twice to keep his attitude in check.

You don’t want to scare her, don’t you?

He doesn’t.

Ino is an important figure in their world, which he learns quickly enough. She’s bathing in the moonlight as she shares that they’re dwindling in numbers because humans-pirates are hunting them. He says nothing, but in retaliation for making her cry, he hunts those he knew were hunting her species.

The kiss Ino gave his cheek in thanks still makes him smile.

One night, he finally asked the question.

"Why did you break your promise?"

Ino tells him that she was forbidden from returning. It was dangerous.

"I'm sorry." she apologizes, her golden hair swaying with the waves.

"They don't even know I'm here." She says, her eyes looking around. He wants to tell her she doesn't have to worry about that because his mates are patrolling the area with their canoe. "They would be so disappointed in me if they found out. They might even kick me out." she laughed dryly.

"Why not go with me then?"

She laughs and looks at him. "And where would we go?"

He knew she thought he was kidding, so he grasped her hand and caught her eye.

"Away." Every place is better than being without her.

She must have seen something in his eyes because the smile left her face.

Ino swallows, squeezing his hand lightly before letting go. "I'm sorry, Sasuke, I can't go with you."

"Why not?"

"Because my family is here and I have a duty."

But I should be your family. The words stopped on his lips.

Her rejection hurts more than anything he's ever felt before.

He just finally came home.

She raised her head heavenward and let the first drop of rain kiss her face. "I'll need to leave soon."

She can’t just leave him again now that he’s home.

He clenches his fist.

He won’t let her leave. Ino’s not leaving him. She won’t. She can’t,

He won't let her go.

Even when she repeatedly called out to him as they bound her.

Even when she trashed against the tank.

"Captain!" Jugo calls to him. He leaves the captain’s chamber when Jugo tells him of the urgent news and sees the chaos happening on deck, sees the swarm of men cornering his Ino.

Even when she's scared of him.

"Why is she out of the tank?" he hisses, not expecting an answer. He pushes his way through the crowd.

"Don’t let go of her!" he screams as Ino fights her oppressors. She slashes Suigetsu’s arms and Kakashi's eye. She crawls immediately to the edge of the ship, poised to jump. "Ino! Don’t you dare!"

It was too late.

Ino looks back at him. She looks scared yet determined before jumping into the sea.

He scowls at the sea, the waves mocking him for his failure.

She shouldn’t have left him. She shouldn’t have broken her promise. Now he needs to show her how scary humans can be. How terrifying he can be.

He gathers his mates and hunts.

[gaytransbimbo]

yo I'm in detective mode rewatching the whole show and this is gonna be long I apologize I apologize BUT in my defense, I'm obsessed with this so yeah

the mustache guy Gretchen drinks cocktails with is used for the Pilot ID in ep. 2 photo and name. I don't know if this is any used but I felt good to find out so take it as useless info.

the bunker and HQ have been architecturally designed with many similarities - a lot of concrete, narrow vertical openings for sunlight, smooth floor textures, even the wood surfaces in some walls are very similar used - so I'm gonna go ahead and assume they are located in the same building or very close together. we also see the bunker entrance in ep. 1 (the woman giving Alex the Pilot's bag) and ep. 7 (the girls been taken off the plane) so the Bunker is very close to the island (a very small trip with the boat I'm gonna say I have a theory here about them drugging everyone (cause its easy) and operating on Rachel's hand real quick and dropping her back on the island.. no idea moving on)

1/3

this gonna be long I apologize again

timeline: in ep.6 gretchen gets checked into this hospital and says to Agent Daniel Whatever "in two months time". so this is the day of the mussels thus we're talking around Day 12 or 13 I'm not sure. In ep.9 they are starving (Day 22) and they find the goat next (Day 23) when Leah asks Nora what is the date and she says JUNE 29th. Checking notes and math and shit, the mussels and the day Gretch finds Agent Daniel Whatever is MAYBE JUNE 18th. according to that "in two months time" when he is going to be needed in the bunker, we are talking about a rescue happening on the early days of August, which gives us one final month for the rest of the project to be finished in the Bunker. In ep9 we have January 10th written down on a box BUT the day before Shelby had asked for Leah and so we know we ain't near the end of the Bunker project phase, but quite at the beginning still. So we can assume that the "two months" in the island might have been flexed a looot longer than that? We know crazy shit happened - shelby's interview - so we can assume again they could have been left on the island until early motherfucking January because hoLY FUCK THAT'S A LOT OF TIME (but it could explain the fact that Rachels hand is like insanely healed and this timeline could be easily covered by the four seasons they are planning on going but I don't know man.. my mind is fucking blown even thinking about this)

But then again - no. Because Gretch is like talking with the parents at the same time she tells Leah's parents "end of the summer" slash 'the end of the 3month project'. (but that's before the crazy shit that happened after the shark attack so no idea). HOWEVER she IS digging up dirt on the girls to use but, man, i don't know this thought ends here.

2/3

I think Martha and Nora are fine. Nora is "arrested" (?) as they are going with the fake investigation line and I think she does come clean to the rest of the girls about her role after the shark. And I'm gonna go with the theory of Martha being very very hurt or something, even if Toni is like very calm I don't know. Shelby and Toni are fine come on, guys, Shelby was like ready to fucking tear them apart when Agent Young said her name like WOW, the girl protective as shit.And also like rewatching the interviews, every girl seems to like pause for a second every time one of the Agents tries to push. Rachel after the whole "but that didn't materialize". Fatin after they look at her weird when she said she believed Leah. Shelby's whole thing (amazing acting I am in love with Mia like aihxsidhe0udgpiw) after the "according to some Intel we've gathered". And Leah like... man, Jeff ??? she was over this guy. I think the girl is like putting up some insanely good manipulation thing knowing that they know of the paranoid tendencies and shit. I don't know. 3/3 lol sorry about this mess I need to let out my thoughts on someone and you were the victim of it. you can dismiss them if you feel like it, I apologize for murdering your inbox

you don’t understand how excited i got about this ask lmao. thank u. okay so lets see...

yeah the bunker and the HQ are probably the same building, it would make everything easier for gretchen. it has to be close to the island since they can get there by boat but they also have access to the real world/hospitals/the donors ect. So I don’t think they are near Peru one bit but where are they???

them being on the island for 6 months makes sense with rachel’s hand but also WTF GRETCHEN?? and were their parents okay with that?? idek bro idk what to believe the timeline is so messed up. They were definitely there for an extra month after the shark but idk January seems like a stretch. Also the timeline of the interviews is interesting in itself too. How many days has it been until Leah’s escape? were the interviews in chronological order or are they mixed up?

Nora pretending to be arrested makes a lot of sense?? cause the whole “it’s up to you now” rachel said indicates that Nora’s fate is up to the “FBI agents”. I also don’t think Martha is dead. i love Mia’s acting and omg i can’t wait for a goodfoe reunion in the bunkers. And yeah! Leah talking about jeff so openly weirded me out but then we learn she gets over him on the island too so it makes less sense....unless she is trying to confuse them????

[thrillingdetectivetales]

2020 Creator Wrap

2020 Creator Wrap: Favorite Works

Okay, okay, I know I’m late with this but the incredibly sweet @irolltwenties and the utterly delightful @anthrobrat were both kind enough to me in this bad boy and it seems really fun, so here we are!

Rules: it’s time to love yourselves! choose your 5 (or so) favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought to the world in 2020. Tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!

According to my AO3 statistics page, I wrote just over 100K of fiction this year, across 17 different fandoms, a few of which won’t actually go live until after the New Year because they’re part of a gifting collection that hasn’t been revealed yet... Anyway, I picked my faves for a variety of reasons, listed briefly after each link. If you have any questions about works I’ve shared (or just in general) feel free to ask!

1. Front Row at the Gongshow

The Pacific, 16K, Rated G  Andrew ‘Ack Ack’ Haldane/Edward ‘Hillbilly’ Jones

Aside from being the longest completed work I produced this year, this is also the first fic I’ve ever written using the “found document” format. While there are parts of it I feel really conflicted about, I’m still incredibly proud of it and think it’s one of the better fic I’ve written...possibly ever. Which is doubly funny because I don’t usually do modern AUs of period fiction, but the hockey angle was enough to tempt and lo, here we are, lol.

[Excerpt from Deadspin]

"You all remember Eddie Jones, right? The corn-fed captain of the New Orleans Rougarou so wholesome he belongs on a box of Malt-O-Meal? The gentleman bruiser who spends his free time playing country tunes for kids with cancer?

Our favorite dapper D-man led his team to 97 points last night in a shut-out victory against the Los Angeles Kings, clinching a playoff spot for the first time in franchise history. Oh! And he also got caught on camera at the after-party, sucking face. WITH A DUDE."

2. Entremets

Hannibal, 8K, Rated E Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter

I have...so many Hannibal fic that I’ve started writing and haven’t finished because all my ideas lead to long plotty epics and also big name fandoms scare me. I did this one up for Eat, Drink, & Make Merry, and I’m really, really pleased with the way it turned out, considering it was my first foray into establishing new character voices and also a successful exercise in writing explicit content, which can be a bit of an Ordeal for me, so overall I’m incredibly happy with it. Plus! My deep and abiding love of writing characters cooking/eating/otherwise dealing with food finally paid off!

“The pâté was supposed to be more of a gesture,” Will explains, spreading a golden sliver of honeycomb out across a slice of sopressata with the blade of his pocket knife. “You don’t actually have to eat it. I’m not even sure if it’s any good.” He smears a healthy dollop of chȇvre across his meat-and-honey concoction and pops the whole thing into his mouth without ceremony.

“What better method exists by which to convey one’s appreciation of a gesture than to indulge it?”

3. An Ode to Matty Big-Time

The Good Place, 2K, Rated T Jason Mendoza/Original Male Characters, Pillboi

This one was actually a request made by my very dear @thesummoningdark, who wanted to see some bisexual Jason per that one fantastic Tumblr post about how everyone in TGP should be bi, and I’m really, really proud of the way it turned out. I love writing comedy and I very rarely get to lean into it as hard as I’d like, so delving into the whole wild craziness of Jacksonville, as explained in the show was really fun. I also love writing original characters, and this was a great excuse to indulge.

“We probably shouldn’t do any butt stuff,” Jason warns, with as much gravitas as he can muster. “I had two of Stupid Nick’s Disaster Buckets when I got here.”

“Yeah, your face is still kinda orange,” Mateo agrees fondly, bringing his other hand up to brush his thumb over Jason’s lower lip. It stirs a little frisson of heat in his belly that Jason is 68% sure isn’t just indigestion. “No chemical burns, though, so I think you came out on top.”

4. This and Who I Used to Be

The Tick (2017), 3K, Rated G Arthur Everest/Superian

Another new fandom I haven’t written in before, this was a fill for the Rare Male Slash Exchange that turned me on to a pairing I’d never even thought of before I wrote it and am now low-key obsessed with. It is also, to date, the ONLY Arthur/Superian fic on AO3 at all, which is a cool weird honor and fairly indicative of my life’s goal to eventually write my way into smaller and smaller fandoms until I come out the other side with original works. It was really fun to explore these characters, and to figure out some world-building for Superian’s backstory that fit within the tone and established canon of the extant Amazon!Tick universe. Also featuring an original character that nobody asked for but I’ve come to love unconditionally.

Arthur glances down to where Superian has one cheek pressed against his shoulder, humming something off-key and unintelligible with his eyes closed. Arthur sighs. “Let’s get you inside.”

He hauls Superian in until he can prop him against the wall while he shuts and locks the door behind him. When he looks back over, Superian is smiling at him, soft and lazy. He swings a finger in Arthur’s direction, a broad, sloppy motion, and announces, “I knew you’d say yes.”

“Technically I said fine,” Arthur rebuts. He gestures down the hallway toward the kitchen—which leads on to the bedroom, as Superian well knows—and sighs, “Come on. I don’t know what those handcuffs did to you, but you should probably lie down and have a glass of water or something.”

5. Rain in Its Season

Band of Brothers, 12K, Rated G Edward ‘Babe’ Heffron/John Julian

Oh boy. What to say about this one. It’s maybe not as polished as I might have preferred, but I feel that way about mostly everything I write and at the end of the day I do really love what I managed to do with this piece. Written for the Heavy Artillery Rare Pair Exchange, I managed to lean heavily into both my love for needlessly granular period research and original characters, which are abundant herein. Frankly, based on the very little we see of him in the show, Julian himself is practically an OC, but I digress. This was another of the longer pieces I’ve ever finished and I’m proud of it even if I’d’ve liked to write another 15K or so, time constraints notwithstanding.

“Tell me. Please. Why’re you here?”

Babe flinched, gaze dropping to the floor. His heart was a raw, swollen welt in his chest. He swallowed and licked his lips, slow and pained.

“Come on, Julian,” he rasped, low and quiet. “You know why.” He laughed, soft and hoarse, and shook his head, once. When he looked back up, Julian had taken a careful step into the center of the room. His eyes were very dark, his mouth very red, hope and fear warring in his every feature. Babe fisted his fingers in the cotton sheet underneath him, halfway to pleading as he insisted, “You gotta know.”

Julian sighed and came over to hover at the edge of the bed. Babe spread his legs to accommodate the intrusion.

“That was - ” Julian started. His voice failed midway through the protest, and he swallowed, took a breath, and regrouped at a lower volume. “You said that was just buddies, what we did over there. That it didn’t count. That you didn’t want it to.”

The TL;DR of this all being that while I didn’t write as much I wanted to this year in terms of volume, I feel like my quality has been improving consistently and hope it continues to do so into 2021 while I try to finish out some of my years-long WIPs and get into longer completed pieces.

I’m not sure who all to tag, so I’ll say @thesummoningdark, @blahblahblahclintnickiscanon, @thisbadge, @incognito-insomniac, and anyone else who’d like to join in and hasn’t been tagged yet! (If you’re the latter, feel free to @ me so I can see what you’ve written!)

Happy New Year everyone May the fanworks you create this year be prolific and soul-affirming!

[whereisten]

Most to least likely out of yandere nct to be a soft yandere

LMAOOOO I’m laughing because “soft yandere” is sort of a contradicting phrase HA but yeah here’s my list of most to least likely to be a soft/calm yandere in 127.

TW: mentions of violent habits and behavior, possession, manipulation, obsession.

This writing is just fan fiction, it is false and in no way represents the artists mentioned. The boys are definitely not Yandere. Also, please understand that this kind of behavior is inexcusable and I am not romanticizing it.

1. Jungwoo- I don’t think that boy could harm a fly tbh he’s so SO sweet, he’ll give others time to move out of his way but if it comes down to it, I’m sure he’ll hurt anyone that doesn’t get the memo after he’s given them a few chances. Other than that, he’ll be the sweetest boy for you😌

2. Mark- I don’t really see Mark as the threatening type, like Jwoo I think he’ll give any potential threats some time to get out his way but would probably initiate quick violent practices if they take too long or realllyyy piss him off. Mark will appear in places with flowers for you every time..even when you didn’t tell him where you are..but he’ll just smile and give those big round eyes..that is, until you deny him

3. Taeyong- surprising right? But when it comes down to it, Taeyong is unbelievably soft and kind, he won’t want to be violent unless he absolutely feels the need to. He’ll send subtle threats online or blackmail someone but I really do not think he had it in him to be crazy violent. Yandere!Taeyong is someone that wants to just love and be loved. Or to obsess and be obsessed over

4. Doyoung- he gives me that ‘cannot be bothered’ energy so I think he will also hold back as long as he can, he’ll focus on “loving” the one he has set his eyes on by giving them everything, if distance is created by that person, he may be okay for a while but soon enough he’d do anything to get them back.

5. Winwin- *sigh* a quiet killer..you don’t see him coming, snaps a bit quicker than the others listed above. The minute he feels you slipping out of his grasp, he’ll find a way to remind you that he’s the only one you can love. for him, I think he’ll do this by cooking a lot for you, cleaning and just being there whether or not you need him to be, you won’t get away from this one🥰

6. Taeil- ok now welcome to crazy town! Taeil does everything for you, seduces you with his voice and keeps you there. Taeil is just a bit more aggressive with his approach..has your family’s location and ready to find if he needs to blackmail you when you slip just a bit too far away for his liking.

7. Haechan- another man that I think uses his charming skills and voice to lure you in like a siren. Won’t hesitate to destroy anything you love if you ever threaten to leave him. Oh your friend just painted something for you? Oh, look at that, how did it suddenly get slashed in two?

8. Yuta- I mean..(my reasoning for wherever I put Yuta in these lists is always “HE’S A SCORPIO”) but it’s TRUE THEYRE unforgiving!! He’ll give you the best love you’ve ever had, just say his name and he’s there, tell him what you want, when you want it and how you want it, he’ll give it to you no questions asked, but what should happen if you look at anyone else, if you spend time with anyone else? Baby, get your black outfit together because you’re headed to a funeral!

9. Johnny- I put yandere!johnny here because I just feel like he’s..scary. He’s scary because he’s SO sweet like we all know that Johnny is a big teddy bear which makes him completely unpredictable. Your tires could be slashed but Johnny walks in with keys to a brand new car. He could bake a cake for your friend and your friend would eat it because it’s Johnny, the soft giant, but your friend is completely unaware that one of the ingredients used was rat poison.🤪

10. Jaehyun- another one that is unpredictable. He’s got these deep ass dimples and such a trusting smile. Will give you the world just so he can crush it when he wants to. He can have anyone but he has to have you. Why? No one knows but if you ever..stray too far from him, he’ll make sure you turn up missing. The worst part? No one would dare to suspect him, because he’s Jaehyun! The perfect man that is soft and sweet to everyone, he couldn’t possibly do such a thing..or could he👀?

[the--blackdahlia]

It’s So Easy (And Other Lies) Chapter 1

Title: It’s So Easy (And Other Lies) Chapter 1

Summary: Stevie Adler likes Duff McKagan. She has for a while now, but she is convinced Duff doesn’t like her that way. Duff likes Stevie, but so does their new bandmate Axl Rose.

Chapter Warnings: Langauge, genderswap!Steven

AN:  So, basically this is completely AU with a lot of things that are different than Motley Crue or Guns n' Roses history. It's just going to be a fun story, so let me know what you guys think! I've had a lot of people asking for this, so I hope you guys like it!

When Slash told Axl that he knew of the perfect bassist and drummer for their new band, Axl didn’t really know what to expect. But it sure wasn’t a 6 foot 3 Irishman from Seattle, and the much shorter, but smiling blonde girl that accompanied him. Axl was confused as they made their way into the practice area.

“Uh, no girlfriends,” Axl said, letting himself check her out. She was in a pair of leather pants and a Motley Crue shirt that had been modified into a crop top. The girl was about to smart off to the redhead when Slash made his way over with a big smile on his face.

“Duff! Stevie!” Slash gave the taller man a high five before hugging the girl. “Glad you guys could make it.”

“Took a minute to get my drums loaded, but we’re here,” Stevie replied. She turned to look at the frontman, a smirk on her face. “You must be Axl.”

“Yeah?” He stared at her. Duff had went off with Slash to meet Izzy, leaving Stevie and Axl alone.

“I saw you in LA Guns a few times. You’ve got some lungs on you,” Stevie matched his stare and smirked. “I’m Stevie Adler. And I’m your drummer.” Axl noticed then that she was holding a pair of drumsticks.

“You’re the drummer Slash was talking about?” Axl questioned. She smiled bigger and nodded. “But you’re a…”

“Girl?” She asked, crossing her arms over her chest. “Is there a rule that rockstars can only be sweaty dudes with dyed hair?”

“Hey, my hair’s natural!” Axl told her, making her laugh.

“Didn’t say it was you Red,” She laughed. “But you’re cute when you get mad.” She walked past him, heading over to Duff and Slash. Axl watched her walk away from him, watching as Slash introduced her to Izzy.

“Fuck,” Axl breathed, running a hand down his face. He was so screwed.

“Earth to Axl,” Izzy waved his hand in front of the singers face. Axl blinked a couple times and looked up at him. “You okay? You kinda spaced out.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Axl waved him off.

“Well, we’re just waiting on them to get set up before we can play,” Izzy told him. “Slash went to help Duff and Stevie bring the drums in.”

“What do you think of her?” Axl asked.

“Who? Stevie?” Izzy asked. Axl nodded. “She’s pretty cool. Just like one of the guys I guess.” He shrugged. Axl just nodded again and watched as the trio lugged in the drum set up. Stevie had her hair pulled back. Slash and Duff set the drums where she wanted them and she tuned them. Axl couldn’t stop watching her the whole time. She did everything with a grace and elegance that he had never seen in a drummer before. His experience with drummers came from the bands in the past, watching the likes of Tommy Lee and Keith Moon. Crazy, chaotic, but full of so much passion.

Axl didn’t even realize he had been staring until someone stood in his line of sight.

“You’re staring,” Duff crossed his arms over his chest and stared down at Axl.

“Just wanting to...uh, see what she does with her drums,” Axl told him, giving him a sheepish smile. Duff stared at him. He knew why Axl was staring. It was the reason all guys stared.

“Yeah, sure,” Duff shook his head. “Let me just tell you this now. Stevie doesn’t date people in her band.”

“What?” Axl asked. “I don’t want to date her. I’m seriously just wondering what sets her apart from any other drummer on the strip. I mean, other than the obvious...” Duff just eyed the redhead. He knew there was a deeper meaning to what Axl was saying. He looked over at Stevie, who high fived Slash when she got everything set up and done.

“Okay boys, who’s ready to play?” Stevie tossed a stick up in the air and caught it.

“What are we playing?” Izzy asked, grabbing his guitar.

“What about Detroit Rock City?” Slash suggested with a smile. He knew that Stevie was obsessed with Kiss. He had to stop her from painting her face like one of them every year for Halloween. Stevie’s eyes widened at the suggestion and she was pretty much bouncing with excitement.

“I fucking LOVE Kiss!” She laughed. “Let’s do that song!”

“I’m cool with that,” Duff laughed and got his bass. Axl got the mic that was set up and the five piece launched into “Detroit Rock City”. Axl had to admit, Duff’s bassline was perfect, and Stevie��s drums were a lot better than he expected.

“That was so cool guys!” Stevie called out when they were done. Duff smiled at her, glad that she was so happy. But Axl was watching her too. He had never met anyone like Stevie Adler before. Most girls that tried to be in bands on the strip tried to present themselves as a Joan Jett meets Elvira, or Madonna wannabes. But not Stevie.

“I don’t know about you guys, but I think we have a band,” Izzy smirked over at Axl. “What do you think?”

“I, uh, yeah,” Axl nodded. “Yeah, I think we do.” Stevie hugged Duff then before hugging Slash next. “She’s a very huggy person, isn’t she?”

“Come here Red, you get one too,” She gave Axl a hug then moved on to Izzy. Axl stood there, not sure what to do next. Slash watched him for a second before looking back over at Stevie. “Shit! I’m late for work!” She explained when she saw the dirty digital clock on the microwave. She looked at Izzy. “Can I leave my drums?”

“Uh, yeah,” He nodded.

“Thanks!” She grabbed the bag she had brought with her and ran to the bathroom to change into her uniform. She came back out in the waitress uniform that she had to wear. She worked a shift at a diner right on the strip. It didn’t pay good, but drunks always gave her good tips. “I’ll see you later boys!” She ran out of the apartment they had been practicing in.

“What just happened?” Axl asked. Duff chuckled.

“Stevie’s a bit of an airhead at times, but she does have a job, so that helps,” Duff explained. “I just hope she doesn’t get fired.” He strummed on his bass some. Izzy went to the fridge and got some beers for the four of them. Axl accepted it and took a big drink.

“She’s cute,” Izzy pointed out. “She single?” He was trying to help out Axl, not that Axl really knew it. Axl glared at the guitarist.

“Yeah, I guess. I dunno,” Duff shrugged. “But she won’t date any of you as long as you’re in a band with her. You have better luck getting it on with Vince Neil.”

“Gross,” Axl shook his head.

“Don’t worry, you’re not his type,” Slash told him. “He doesn’t like redheads.”

“Oh, fuck you!” Axl rolled his eyes. Duff laughed as he watched the banter unfold in front of him. But he wouldn’t be hanging around here all night. Soon, he’d head out soon, go grab some food at Stevie’s work, before heading out to the strip to watch some bands while waiting for her to get off of work.

But he had a band again, and that’s all he really cared about.

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[inevitably-johnlocked]

Heyo! Do you know of many fics where John cooks food and Sherlock has that moment of realization that he just loves John and their life together? (Or just any fic where one cooks food for the other haha)

Hi Nonny!

AHHHHH, not 100% this concept, but I do have a few food-related fics! Check it out!

COOKING, FOOD, & DINNERS

See also: 

Food Sex

Johnlock & Food (Alexx’s List)

Dinner With John by Zang Bluetterfly (T, 505 w. || Friendship, Romance) – “Let’s have dinner, John.” Sherlock secretly smiled. Irene had been right: he had rejected her dinner’s invitation because he already had John by his side, even though the doctor was still clueless about Sherlock’s true feelings for him.

The Basics by wearitcounts (Sher_locked_up) (T, 611 w. || Schmoop, Fluff, Coffee, Kissing, Friends to Lovers, The Morning After) – Morning snogs, and coffee.

Easy like Sunday Morning by lbmisscharlie (G, 910 w. || Fluff, Breakfast in Bed, Epic Friendship, Platonics/Domestics) – John and Sherlock and their lazy, dysfunctional Sunday mornings in bed. In which Sherlock has difficulty sleeping and John makes lots of toast. Shameless fluff. Part 1 of No Mushrooms Please

This Isn’t About the Bathtub by cypress_tree (G, 1,142 || Marriage Proposal) – John and Sherlock go to Angelo’s for dinner. In both of their pockets are rings they are going to propose with, but the other has no idea. John proposes first, and Sherlock answers by pulling out his engagement ring.

Overtime by glow_in_the_dark (G, 1,149 w. || Fluff, Tea, Caring Sherlock) – John has worked over 80 hours this week, and will no doubt have to go into work tomorrow too. Arriving home beyond dead tired, his flatmate seems to take make it his personal mission to make John comfortable. Part 2 of Little Fluffy Oneshots

There’s Always Three of Us by Itsallfine (T, 1,765 w. || S4 Fix It Fic/Post TFP, Parentlock / Rosie, Angelo’s, First Kiss, January 29, Love Declarations) – Sherlock takes John and Rosie out to Angelo’s and gets a chance to correct the biggest mistake of his life.

Risotto by Richefic (K+, 2,153 w. || Friendship, Angst, Misunderstandings, Apologies) – The first time that John cooks dinner for Sherlock is almost the last. Fortunately, Sherlock is really quite observant. Inspired by John’s reference in “The Great Game” to there being some leftover risotto in the fridge.

Corn Dog Daddy by inevitably_johnlocked (M, 2,719 w. || Sherlock POV, Fluff and Crack, Corn Dogs, Fairgrounds, Coming In Pants, Euphemisms, Military Kink, Flirting, Sexy John, BAMF John, Smol Sherlock, Pining Sherlock, Humour) – Sherlock and John wind down after a case in a small town at a county fair. Sherlock’s imagination goes awry as John’s sexiness drives him crazy. Also: John knows how to handle a meat stick. Part 2 of I-J’s Tumblr Ficlet Collection

On a Sunday Morning by SD_Ryan (G, 3,136 w. || Fluff, First Kiss, Obsessive Sherlock, Pining Sherlock) – Sherlock has a little problem. He can’t stop obsessing about John Watson. {{Note to Self: ‘Cheese Tease’}}

It Was All Right There In Front of Him (A Five Times Plus One Story) by bees_stories (T, 3,191 w. || 5+1, Protective Idiots, Grooming, Bed Sharing, Lestrade POV) – DI Greg Lestrade is a good detective. But sometimes he doesn’t trust the evidence in front of him, until there’s a compelling reason to do so.

Wish I Was In Heaven Sitting Down by standbygo (M, 3,282 w. || Post-S4, Five Plus One, Missing Scenes, Parenthood, First Kiss, Friends to Lovers, Cuddling & Snuggling, Hurt/Comfort, Declarations of Love, Fluff, Food, John Whump) – Five times when Sherlock and John ate together, and one time they didn’t. A history of the boys, in food.

Five Times John Cooked Something with Peas and One First Kiss by 221b_careful_what_you_wish_for (T, 3,915 w. || 5 and Ones, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Cooking / Food, Sick Sherlock, Music, Domestic Fluff, First Kiss) – After John cooks five dinners that slowly reveal their hunger for each other, Sherlock and John finally share a first kiss.

Lingerie by Sexxica (E, 4,135 w. || Valentine’s Day, Lingerie / Women’s Underwear, Mildly Public Masturbation, Picture Texting / Sexting, Bottomlock, Body Worship, Anal Sex / Fingering, Rimming, Orgasm Delay / Denial, Est. Rel.) – It’s Valentines Day and Sherlock is taking John to Angelo’s for dinner. Sherlock also happens to be wearing a garter belt, stockings and a rather small pair of women’s underwear under his clothes. There’s no dessert at Angelo’s because John needs to get Sherlock home just as quickly as he can before they both lose their minds entirely.

See Recipe for Details by pandoras_chaos (E, 4,981 w. || Oral / Anal Sex, Food, PWP, Fingerfucking) – John knows Sherlock’s mouth will never water over the sweet smells of baking chocolate biscuits or a lovely roast chicken, but he’s watched Sherlock nick mince pies out of Mrs. Hudson’s fridge often enough to deduce that the man does have taste, albeit confusing and obscure. So John makes a list: Things Sherlock Likes

Because Blah Blah Blah Happy by cwb (E, 4,578 w. || Fluff, Cuddles, Kissing, First Kiss, Requited Love, Pining Sherlock) – John is entirely done with the milk situation and gives Sherlock a list of shit he’s pissed about. Sherlock sets out to make John happy. John is happy. Sherlock makes his own list. They are both very, very happy.

Survival Strategies for the Domesticated British Butthole by Atiki (E, 6,183 w. || Crack, Rimming, Anal Sex, Iced Lolly, Hair Removal, Depilation) – In which there’s a rimming disaster, Sherlock depilates his butt, everything goes very, very wrong and groceries are mistreated. This fic contains hair removal creme in a butthole, ice lollies in a butthole and John Watson’s penis in a butthole. You have been warned.

where the good things grow by anchors (M, 7,066 w. || Tea Shop AU || Alternate First Meeting, Magical Realism, Gardens, Tea, Friends to Lovers) – “I have a magic garden.” As come-ons go, John’s heard worse.

Bread and Wine and Curry Once a Week by cwb (E, 8,737 w. || Fluff, Friends to Lovers, Stroppy Sherlock, Love Letters, POV John) – Sherlock asks John for relationship advice. Little does he know that it’s him that Sherlock is in love with.

Fucking Cake by Random_Nexus (E, 12,965 w. || Pre-Slash, Humour/Crack, Inanimate Object Smut, Frottage, “For a Case” / “Experiment”, PWP / Kinky, Mutual Pining, Fluff) – Sherlock brings home a chocolate cake, John finds him about to have sex with said cake, then exceedingly weird hijinx ensue. Part 1 of “Fucking Baked Goods” - Sherlock BBC

Merlot by Itsallfine (E, 14,844 w. || Christmas, Pining Sherlock, Wine, Slow Burn, First Kiss / Time, Love Confessions, Wine, Holmes Family) – Sherlock and John work toward becoming something more as they prepare to host the Holmes parents at 221B for the holidays. Part of 25 Days of Fic-Mas 2015.

The White Lotuses by SilentAuror (E, 20,340 w. || Slowburn, Domestic, Romance) – One day John realises that he just isn’t where he belongs, which is back at Baker Street with Sherlock. So he goes back and Sherlock, in his own way, courts him. Romance.

A Shipless Ocean by myswordfishmind (M, 22,135 w || Post-TRF, John has a Kid) – Ten years after the fall Sherlock goes back to London to find that John no longer lives there. Instead, he resides in a seaside town, a widower, and the father of a seven year old son. Now, Sherlock must struggle with the fact that there may no longer be a place for him in this new world.

You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile (T, 23,584 w. || Pre-Slash, Drama, Fluff & Angst, Humour, Romance) – Sherlock takes John along for Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy (And “Anthea”, too). Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Part 2 of Xmas Dinners Verse

a good old-fashioned happy ending by darcylindbergh (E, 32,731 w. || Christmas, Frottage, Comfort, Est. Rel., Fluff, Insecure Sherlock, Frottage, Nightmares, Sleepy Sherlock, Marriage Proposal, Humour, Fluff, Dancing, Cooking, Happy Ending) – For Christmas this year, Sherlock wants to get John something special: something every fairytale deserves. Part 2 of things fairy tales are made of

Goodness Gives Extras by mydwynter (E, 39,629 w. || Fluff & Angst, Case Fic, Oral / Anal, Humour, First Time, Miscommunication, Snark, Christmas) – Christmas time. ‘Tis the season to settle down with a drink, some food and a present or two, and to enjoy the quiet relaxation of the holiday. Instead, there’s a case that drags them all over, missing presents, disappointed kids, angry parents, and a freak snowfall. On top of that John has to deal with Sherlock, who is being even more of a prat than usual. He really shouldn’t have expected anything different.

Bedroom Tales by Junejuly15 (M, 49,950 w. || Friends to Lovers, Through the Years, H/C, Military Kink, First Kiss / Time, Romance, Insecure Sherlock, Voyeurism, Post-TRF, Ficlets, Fluff and Angst, Fix-It Fics) – Bedroom Tales is a collection of John and Sherlock ficlets. They are set at various stages of their relationship and are in no particular order. Some are fluffy, some sexy, some angsty, there is hurt and comfort, romance and love. What unites them is that they all play in a bedroom, but not necessarily the one in 221B.

The Homecoming Series by sussexbound (M, 51,744 w. across 12 stories, WIP || Domestics, PTSD, Love Confessions, Hurt/Comfort, Cuddling, Jealousy, Family Issues, Cuddling) – Sometimes home is all you need. After three years of horror, betrayals, and crushing loss, John and Sherlock find their way back home to one another, and together find new footing in a world that has changed forever.

Guilty Secrets by Ellipsical (E, 55,086 w. || Drumsticks, First Kiss/Time, Love Confession, Self-Sexual-Discovery, Anal, Rimming, Orgasim Denial, Butt Plugs, Cooking, Furniture Sex, Bath Sex, Rimming, Double Penetration, Anal Beads, Dancing, Romance, Tantric Edging) – John has a prostate exam and discovers something surprising about himself. Experimentation follows. Sherlock wants to help. They’re in love. You know the drill.

The Book of Silence by SilentAuror (E, 60,056 w. || S4 Fix It / Post S4, Virgin Sherlock, Rosie / Parentlock, Domesticity, Fluff, Praise Kink, Sex Toys, First Person POV) – As spring blooms in London, John and Sherlock begin to take new cases and cautiously negotiate this new phase of life with John living at Baker Street again. Despite how well it’s all going, John struggles to forgive himself for the way he treated Sherlock following Mary’s death as well as trying to figure out how to finally put his long-time feelings for Sherlock into words. Part 1 of The Book of Silence/Rosa Felicia

31_Days_of_Porn_Challenge_2017 Series by distantstarlight (E, 96,540 w. across 31 stories || Prompt Ficlets, Assorted Kinks, PWP) – A collection in response to the 31 Days of Porn Challenge issued by AtlinMerrik! Thanks for doing that because this has been buttload of fun (that joke never gets old). All stories will be brief stand-alone one-shots.

Mise en Place by azriona (M, 161,004 w. || Restaurant (Kitchen Nightmares) AU || Sherlock is Gordon Ramsay / Celebrity Sherlock, Restauranteur John, Harry Plays Prominent Role, Alternating POV, Mutual Pining, Cranky Sherlock, Bed Sharing, Slow Burn) – John Watson had no intentions of taking over the family business, but when he returns from Afghanistan, battered and bruised, and discovers that his sister Harry has run their restaurant into the ground, he doesn’t have much choice. There’s only one thing that can save the Empire from closing for good – the celebrity star of the BBC series Restaurant Reconstructed, Chef Sherlock Holmes. Part 1 of Mise en Place

Unkissed Series by 221b_hound (T to E, 184,168 w. across 46 works || Established Relationship, Ace Sherlock) – Sherlock returned from the dead a year ago. John returned to Baker Street six months ago. They’ve been in a couple since then. or at least, not NOT a couple. For two smart men, they sure can be dumb. Luckily, an art thief tries to drown Sherlock, Sherlock has a fever dream and things are about to change.

[almaasi]

reaction post typed while watching JIBcon videos (part 1 of ?)

Cockles panel

in which Misha still has an unapologetic pee kink and Jensen is way more submissive than I remember him being

03:44pm (may 24th nz)

i legit don’t know if i have the energy to watch and type about this but i’ll try. might pause and come back a different day if i need to

watching this first

“JIB10 - Jensen Jared and Misha panel part1″

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRPKIAeNoFA&ab_channel=thiniassk

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03:54pm

needed a break already but hi i’m back feeling less sick

LET’S BEGIN

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03:55

misha: “he was like “let’s do this”... and i went on stage and... jensen went to the bathroom”

pfft

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FINAL JIBCON??? OH NO??????????? OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

;n;

i’m sad now

aw

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danella: “some issue backstage, we don’t talk about what happens backstage”

misha: “did he not MAKE it to the bathroom?”

misha !!....

mishaaaaaaaaaa

i wanna squish his face between my hands and just sigh lovingly

kinky little asshole, i love him

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seriously he’s been on stage less than three minutes, jensen’s not there, and he’s already pulling stories out of nowhere implying that jensen pissed himself 

i can’t even

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04:02pm

https://youtu.be/fRPKIAeNoFA?t=2m54s

jensen: “do you need help?”

his voice is so gorgeously deep and warm

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misha: “do you need a pair of dry pants?”

i can’t think of words but

//clutches my head and whines

does jensen have context? does he just get on stage and the first thing he’s asked is whether he needs fresh pants??? whY DOES HE THINK MISHA IS ASKING

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jensen: “i’m not wearing any pants”

T

THEY

ALL THEY DO IS FLIRT

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04:08

this was such a soft and submissive hug??????????/ jensen just??? slid up and???? aWWWH

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AND THEN HE JUST

“I LOVE YOU”

RIGHT OFF THE BAT

OKAY

OKAY I’M ON BOARD

GIVE ME MORE OF THIS X10000

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jensen: "and there’s a reason i haven’t told you that today”

misha & jensen: “”’cause you/I don’t”

STOP THIS

jensen: “I’M KIDDING”

CEASE AND DESIST

misha: “about what”

EXACTLY

misha looks at jensen like., oh man. :c he laughs after but he’s a tiny bit jilted there. love is always a joke ;<

but also misha gets it, jensen’s a wee bit awkward in front of an audience but he’s MAKIN’ AN EFFORT DAMMIT

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04:14

they’re sitting so close

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jensen: “alright, driver, what are we listening to?”

DID HE JUST

(i mean, driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole, obviously)

jensen just gave misha the driver’s seat

he’s so goddamn submissive????? i just

i haven’t watched or seen anything with fresh jensen in like. months. MONTHS. maybe a full year since the last jibcon. and i completely forgot he was like this

especially with misha

i know i often interpret dean as submissive but actually?? in comparison to jensen those lil occasional traits are nothing. jensen’s just openly and unapologetically putting misha in charge with words and with the way his body moves

he’s so soft.

SO soft.

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and when misha doesn’t answer for a few seconds, jensen looks over, first into his eyes, then down to his lips, checking his expression

misha was kinda stiff before but he got stiffer, ponderous

i honestly, HONESTLY didn’t think i’d be analysing body language this time round but i can’t help it, its so obvious to me, more obvious than it ever is with ANYONE else

these two just give off MASSIVE signals, all the time. maybe because they’re actors and they’re not currently acting, but are performing their own selves, so they perform a heightened version of their personality. but there’s so much to see

plus like. you can see in the background how jensen holds the mic. both protective and phallic at the same time. flirty and nervous and relaxed

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and THEN MISHA SAYS “we’re listening to the song “why are there so many songs about rainbows”

everything is not-so-secretly gay

this is a rainbow bullet train heading for rainbow city and there’s no stopping it

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04:26

https://youtu.be/fRPKIAeNoFA?t=5m5s

misha pushed the mic down to whisper to jensen, then jensen’s like “no~. no~!!” and then flirty and winky and “teeease”

WHAT DID THEY TALK ABOUT

maybe about how far they wanna go on stage idk. THIRD BASE MAYBE

or how much of season 15 they can talk about

either way misha was tryna keep it private and jensen was literally broadcasting his answers into the mic. jensen is 100% an exhibitionist.

you know what, i love that look he gets in his eyes when he’s flirting with misha in front of people. you know the look. dark eyed, uncontrollable smile, head set a little down. really open shoulders, probably swaying hips, if he’s standing. ugh i love that

but like. i’m pretty sure he flirts different if nobody’s watching. i think if nobody’s watching (or if he doesn’t realise people are watching) he’s just a regular guy talking to his best friend/wife. except his wife is sometimes misha. some of that big smile, definitely some unnecessary touching and preening and back-of-neck-holding

the crazy thing is i’m essentially making that up, but we all know his movements and behaviour with misha so well i don’t think any of us would struggle to imagine it was true

idk

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04:37

i will never get tired of seeing them lay their heads on each other’s shoulders

also sidenote: in my opinion this is the best beard + haircut combo jensen has ever had

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04:39

jensen: “misha......... what’s your latest dad joke?”

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jensen: “we’re telling stories about CARPOOL now”

i love that they already know each others’ stories and jensen’s like OOH THIS STORY and comes back to sit down to listen

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04:41

crowd: “we love you misha”

jensen: “thanks, misha’s mom!!!”

and then he looks at misha so softly and so lovingly, he’s not joking any more, he just loves misha as much as the rest of us, maybe more

someone called “we love you jensen” but he didn’t react at all because he was appreciating misha, didn’t even blink

(also as i re-read this post i realise he said “misha’s mom” in a way that’s like “hey stop flirting with him, he’s mine” not in a “dear misha’s mother, thank you for giving us misha”)

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jensen: “you speak in more puns as a dad. yeah~”

the way he says that with a smile and a nod. like he observed that in misha and also in himself maybe

but he just finished misha’s sentence

they are MARRIED

but i for one ADORE puns and even if i was the only one in my year 10 economics class who laughed at my teacher’s puns i STAND BY THAT LAUGH

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“when salmon spawn in a stream, and then they die, and an otter eats the carcass”

HE’S TALKING ABOUT HOW HE MAKES MORE PUNS NOW

AND HE’S RELATING IT TO THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

MY LOVE FOR HIM GROWS BY THE HEARTBEAT

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04:48

there we go, hand on the back of the neck/shoulder

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THE FIRST QUESTION WAS “can you maybe take a sip of the apple juice”

GET DRUNK !!!

AND THEN MAKE OUT !!!!

yes please

jensen looks at misha checks with him, and then says “no!!!!!”

because he knows flirting will happen

BUT THEn MISHA

GETS UP

GET THIS BOY DRUNK

HELL YEAH

nesnej is much flirtier and we all enjoy it

but like. jensen said no but then he shuts his eyes and shakes his head when misha gets up, knowing what’s gonna happen. ‘cause like. he could say no again. but he already consented to misha leading this thing, right? and if misha hands him a drink he’s gonna drink it. that’s just what’s gonna happen.

and he knows misha’s not getting up just to get himself a drink. there’s something very specific about getting jensen drunk. he knows what he’s like drunk. and so does misha.

i just need to enjoy for a moment how jensen’s vehement resistance to getting himself a drink is immediately completely overridden by misha’s choice to get a drink for him, and jensen gives zero argument. the moment misha moves jensen’s gives over to knowing he’s gonna get tipsy

i have literally never in all my life seen anyone as easily and happily submissive as jensen is with misha

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05:00

HE COULD SAY NO. HE COULD SAY NO

BUT MISHA DOESN’T EVEN FORCE HIM HE JUST OFFERS IT AND SAYS NOTHING

AND JENSEN GOES “awww mannnn” buT THEN TAKES IT with an “alright~” before he’s even done complaining. as though the complaints were all a farce to begin with and he was eager to say yes?? maybe he likes being drunk and flirting with misha, no surprises there. maybe the look he gave misha before saying “no!” was a permission look saying “yes but only if you make me”? they clearly communicate a lot unsaid, i wouldn’t be surprised by that either

i swear to god this is a sex scene. i’ve written this but with water instead of booze. nobody can convince me they don’t do this in private, drink a lot so they need to pee and get drunk and flirty. *o*

and i am kind of reeling right now. i should sound like i’m making this up but OH BOY THE WAY THEY TALK. THE WAY MISHA OBSESSES WITH PEEING (and has done so consistently for years, especially with jensen). THE WAY HE JUST HANDS JENSEN AND DRINK AND JENSEN TAKES IT. misha wants jensen flirty and REMEMBER THAT TIME HE WAS DIRECTING AND HE MADE JENSEN DRINK THE SAME DRINK ON CAMERA 20 TIMES OVER

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jensen watches misha drink first

and then he drinks

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i’m so wrecked by all of this right now

legitimately

their energy is so sexually charged??? and so comfortable and so loving

this is not at all the same aggressive sexual energy jensen brings to the stuff we see in the gag reel, i.e. “pranks” i.e. flirting. but it has equal magnitude imo, it’s just quieter because he’s being himself, not dean (and jared’s not there)

misha knows jensen so damn well and even that bullshit about whether or not jensen loves him was understood to mean “i do but i’m self-concious about being firm about it in front of an audience” and then jensen shows his love instead of saying it (but even then he made a point of saying it straight away)

but oh LORD the biggest thing i’m getting from this so far is that jensen is indeed misha’s princess-slash-cabin boy. and we should never ever doubt that misha used those terms in an affectionate, dominant sort of way. (on the one hand i’m wary about the use of a ~feminine~ term as a means of domination, in general, but on the other hand, I AM SOOO INTO IT for them specifically. maaaay have written "princess” into a destiel fic that one time)

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anyway where was i

oh yeah jensen just agreed to get drunk because misha wants him to

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05:25pm

you know what, i’m gonna stop here and come back maybe tomorrow. i didn’t finish this video yet but there’s still a part 2 of this panel, and then other panels and i’m definitely not getting through them all today, these last 11 minutes of footage have taken me almost 2 hours to watch

i’ll post more of my reactions under #Elmie watches things so ... stay tuned!!

[dearkaelsman]

Because I’m currently unemployed and my province is in recession wooo

GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER.

Can be used for RP and non-RP blogs to get to know a bit about the person behind the screen!

1. FIRST NAME: Ashli

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: I can say the alphabet faster backwards than forwards. I am also a proud BlackBerry user in 2020.

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON: Eyes and smile are the first things I notice. After that I feel like it’s different things I find attractive on a person or reflective on personality.

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF: Hungarian-style cabbage rolls. Beef belongs in them, not pork.

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: Meat pies of any sort (they’re too rich for my palette to handle and literally make me feel sick).

6. GUILTY PLEASURE: I don’t believe in feeling guilty about things I enjoy if they’re not hurting anyone. 

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: In the winter I go full-on fleece PJ’s because I’m Albertan and it gets down to -40*C here. In the summer, a t-shirt or tank top and Lululemon pants/shorts.

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS: Serious relationships because I lack self esteem.

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: Generally speaking I believe everything happens for a reason, however, as a recently unemployed journalist, I do wish I had paid more attention to job openings while working at my last newspaper that was shut down in January. I genuinely loved what I was doing, where I was working ( the pay was practically minimum wage but it was a job), so I didn’t pay attention to them before, and now I’m literally living in one of the worst areas of my country to find a job, and unable to afford moving to where there’s work.

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON: If I’m comfortable with the person, yes.

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: The Star Wars prequels.

12. FAVOURITE BOOK: I read a lot so it’s impossible for me to narrow down to one book. The Harry Potter series (specifically Prisoner of Azkaban) will probably be amongst my favourites, especially given it was the first book series that made me love reading. Beastly by Alex Flinn is one of my go-to rereads when I’m looking for something romantic because I really enjoy the way the book is written, and as a girl that often ends up RPing guys, it’s nice to have that “male” type perspective on a romantic relationship. The Immortals Series by Tamora Pierce is also a long-standing favourite. 

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: Cats. I could so easily by a “crazy cat lady,” but I just have two at the moment.

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]: Dearka x Miriallia (Gundam SEED, obvs.), Anakin x Padme (Star Wars), Trunks x Pan (DBZ), Mitsuhide x Kiki (Snow White with the Red Hair), Sakura x Syaoran (Cardcaptors)

15. PIE OR CAKE: Cake. I’m super picky with pie.

16. FAVOURITE SCENT: The smell in the air after it’s rained in the summer, OR what my sister and I like to call “warm sunny kitty,” which is how the kitties smell after they’ve been sleeping in a sunbeam all afternoon.

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH: I don’t really crush on celebrities as much as I’ll find a character attractive in a show or movie that I’m watching. I recently binged “Spinning Out” on Netflix which unfortunately got cancelled after the first season, and I really liked Justin Davis, played by Evan Roderick, so I guess he might count as my current celeb crush?

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: Right now  I’m very much in Star Wars obsession mode so I’d like to go to Disney World to check out Galaxy’s Edge. Eventually I want to see the life-size Gundam in Japan and visit Cat Island, and visit Greece and Italy.

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT: 100 per cent an introvert.

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY: Probably.

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID: Android. Apples rot.

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: Yeah, I’m slowly catching up on games while I’m unemployed. Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order is a recent favourite, but I’m super excited about the remaster of FFVII coming out.

23. DREAM JOB:  I don’t like limiting myself which is why I like being a journalist/photojournalist where I get to experience and do a number of different things. That said, if I could do nothing but shoot events for a newspaper - and sadly newspapers don’t employ straight photographers anymore - that would be ideal. Potentially I wouldn’t mind delving into the political realm with behind the scenes stuff, or combine my love for nerdy things with writing/photography and somehow get paid for it. And paid more than just above minimum wage LOL.

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: Buy my dream camera, the Canon ID X, repair the gear I have that needs to go in. I’d look into opening up a viable independent local newspaper for central Alberta that isn’t tied down to a corporate, American-based chain or operating as a political propaganda machine, and once I have some job security, move into a place of my own.

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: Athrun Zala. He’s very much a self-righteous character that believes he’s the only one that really knows what’s going on, and the only one who NEEDS to know what’s going on. Much of the friction he created within the Le Creuset Team was as a result of him not letting his teammates know that Kira was a friend and Coordinator piloting the Strike. I believe they would’ve approached battles differently if they had known, and it would’ve eliminated the doubts of Athrun’s leadership when they were searching for the Archangel on Orb, and honestly may have saved Nicol’s life in the end. If he wasn’t so self-righteous, he also wouldn’t have played into Durandal’s hand in Destiny, trust Kira and even Lacus to be on the right side of things, and perhaps even prevented that whole Cagalli-Yuuna situation. He might even actually let one of the many women fawning over him (he honestly doesn’t seem interested in ANY OF THEM, Cagalli included), and let Dearka and Yzak know what was going on in Destiny when they were left in the dark about Durandal’s master plan, and what role the Archangel and Athrun were playing in the war.

I guess what bothers me, too - and it could just be the Dearka in me talking - but he gets preferential treatment a lot. As far as I know, the story is Dearka was demoted for his defection from ZAFT, while Athrun, who defected AFTER Dearka and didn’t even have the balls to return right after the war returned in Destiny and was given back his red coat and a FAITH badge as if he’d never done anything wrong in ZAFT’s eyes....only to pull the same shit again.

Honestly, the man has no direction in life, and is somehow lauded as a hero and exempted from any sort of repercussions of his actions.

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: Voltron. Miriallia-mun and I were both into Voltron when it came out and even cosplayed Hunk and Keith together and it was the best. But as it goes with many fandoms, the show got hijacked by brutal shipping wars where one couldn’t just enjoy the show. The fandom then became really toxic, calling for the creators to be assaulted or worse at conventions, or insinuating they were homophobic because they didn’t make their slash pairing canon. I couldn’t have cared less about ships in the show, and the final season showed some catering to toxic fan pressure and had some poor plot points which honestly left me uninterested in watching the show after the final season.

tagged by: Stole it from @aegis-destiny

tagging : Anyone who wants to.

[sapphireemeralds]

For my DnD character ask meme...odds for Eliot and evens for Mo—And you can pick a letter 💜💚

Alrighty, let’s do this! :D

1) What would they consider to be their biggest failure?

Eliot: She feels responsible for her younger siblings, and sees their refusal to leave the family business and come clean as her failing.  Bill’s descent into even more despicable shit really gnaws on her - she loved him dearly and defended him from Margaret’s abuse and her full siblings’ insults as best she could, and she tried so hard teach him to be compassionate and look for the goodness and inherent worth in people, not just the money and favors he could cajole or squeeze out of them; when she joined the Valoran police force, though, that drove a wedge between them and drove Bill closer to Angus.

2) What’s the story behind their name?

Mo: Named after his great-great-grandfather, who was a valiant soldier and famous fencer.  Gramps would not approve of our Mo’s uh, significantly less artful swordsmanship or fondness for bludgeoning weapons.

3) What’s their relationship with their family?

Eliot: Loves Fiona and trusts her whole-heartedly, though they’ve drifted apart a little as they’ve grown up and gone about their lives.  Forgives Margaret (Mom) for most of the pain caused, but doesn’t trust a single word Margaret says and struggles to control her temper around her.  For younger siblings, see (1).  Tuk Tuk is her baby, her buddy, her lil’ sunshine.

4) What’s one song that describes them or is them?

Mo: Whoo BOY I actually don’t have a character playlist for Mo, but for now let’s go with “Spoilin’ for a Fight” by AC/DC

5) Who is their best friend?

Eliot: Mireth in the Crazy Campaign, and... honestly, I’m not sure who yet in P&C, but she is drawn to very charismatic, composed people, so she’s gravitating toward Caspian and Talise.  Dealing with Quiggley’s awkward earnestness is too much like looking in a mirror; she likes and respects Jax, but doesn’t quite know how to connect with him; and she hasn’t spent enough time with Brax or Briony yet.

6) Why are they their class?

Mo: When he joined the army, he basically had three choices - stab/slash/smack shit (fighter), pray a lot and heal shit (cleric), or study a lot of arcane shit so he can stand at the back casting fireballs (wizard).  A straightforward man, he chose the most straightforward option.

7) What do they think of their party members?

Eliot: In essence, “I would sooner throw myself in front of a charging behemoth than stand by and let you weirdos deal with this nonsense alone.”  They’re the closest thing she’s had to home, and she just wants them all to be safe and happy.

8) In what ways are they similar to you?

Mo: He’s very forthright about his opinions, and those opinions don’t change easily; we both hate being wrong.  That said, we’re both usually fine going along with a group consensus.  Usually.

9) In what ways are they different from you?

Eliot: She has a more optimistic world-view and greater faith in the divine, and she’s far braver than I’ll ever be.

10) What do they look for in a romantic partner, if they have a romantic orientation?

Mo: Easy-going, sensible, sociable, adventurous but not too wild, loyal but not clingy

11) If they had a patronus or animagus form, what would it be?

Eliot: I was trying to think of something cooler that would still fit, but nah, let’s be real... she’d have/be a Golden Retriever.

12) What do they smell like?

Mo: Leather, sandalwood, and cedar

13) What is their secret skill?

Eliot: Once she’s heard a song all the way through a couple times, she can henceforth recognize it almost instantly.

14) What is their relationship to spirituality?

Mo: Decidedly meh.  Mo’s no atheist - he’s met enough devastatingly effective clerics on the battlefield to think otherwise - but he’s not deeply interested in the gods, nor does he think they’re as interested in mortal affairs as people claim they are.  He’s the Forgotten Realms equivalent of someone who only goes to church on Christmas and Easter and prays, like, twice a year at most.

15) If they were to be remembered for something, what would they want to be remembered for?

Eliot: For everyday acts of mercy and kindness, and for standing up for those who couldn’t stand up for themselves. 

16) Why did they become an adventurer?

Mo: He found that once he picked up a sword, it was hard to put it down; for years, settling back into civilian life simply seemed unthinkable.  Age and a narrowly-missed apocalypse finally changed that.

17) What’s one thing about their backstory that came to you after you already started playing the campaign?

Eliot: THE WHOLE THING.

18) Do you have any headcanons for them that haven’t come up in game? Or headcanons for other party members?

Mo: As Elemental Evil is basically an extended dungeon crawl with a clear goal and limited opportunities for characters to just... talk... AND I joined that campaign late, basically none of my headcanons for Mo came up in-game.  In fact, my headcanon for him is still a little sparse.  Two tidbits, though: he has a stamp collection, and he couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket to save his damn life.

19) Any ships with your character? If a PC or NPC, what interaction launched it?

Eliot: For the Crazy Campaign, Eliot/Keegan, obvi - god bless poor unsuspecting Drew for tapping into my latent obsession with consensual possession as a character dynamic/basis for a ship.  As for P&C, Eliot is crushing HARD on Giulietta, although potential spoiler alert, it’s unlikely anything will come of it.

20) What would your character consider their biggest success? Or what is your favorite success your character has had so far?

Mo: Helping stop the apocalypse ain’t half bad, he’s pretty pleased with that. ^w^

As for the letter, let’s go with B: Hogwarts Houses! :D ( * indicates some serious uncertainty; also, I’m excluding characters I haven’t played yet, or only played for one or two sessions)

Gryffindors: Flora, Bells, Mo, Diantha, Skylar*, Fae, Ace

Slytherins: Bao, Takara

Ravenclaws: Jamie, Kiya

Hufflepuffs: Eliot, Theron, Jheri, Flint, Idris*

[devilsward]

byronic hero / crazy sane / tall, dark, and snarky

@murderclubhq

NAME.

FULL NAME: Jameson Ward PREFERRED NAME/NICKNAMES: James, Jamie GENERALLY REFERRED TO AS: Jamie

APPEARANCE.

FACECLAIM: Cole Sprouse SEX: Cismale HEIGHT: 6′0, almost 6′1 WEIGHT: He’s like 160lbs wet, maybe. BUILD: He has an average male body. Slightly malnourished. Skinny. Delicate. 80% legs. HAIR: He has a lot of it. It’s floppy, wavy, black as night. Long on top, short in the back. When it’s styled, he looks like a storybook prince. Unfortunately, he doesn’t wash it that often now. HANDS: Beautiful, unmarred hands. Long, slender, a little bony, covered in silver rings. SCARS: He has a multitude of self-harm scars up the insides of his arms/wrists that he puts bracelets over. Scars and nicks all over his body from being beaten/hurt by various means, but very noticeable slashes on his back. CLOTHES: Goodwill chic. He wears a lot of plaid and band tees. Comfy sweaters. Ratty jeans. Button-ups. He has a trademark denim sherpa jacket he always wears on top of everything and suspenders that he wears up or down, depending on the day. OTHER FEATURES: He’s covered in beauty marks. Has 3 very noticeable ones on his cheek. OTHER NOTEABLE FEATURES:  Jamie’s pretty unremarkable without a shower. At Alberione Jamie looked like he belonged there. Delicate, sharp, unconventionally handsome but handsome nonetheless. Jamie in the Murder club just looks like a dirty bootleg of the boy he used to be but much livelier. The only constant between the two are the black eyes and bloody noses since he’s almost always injured.

SPEECH.

VOICECLAIM: Cole Sprouse if he was a redneck ACCENT: Since he’s from Normal, he grew up with a very thick accent but tries to squash it. Alberione helped kill the accent a little but he probably still uses ‘reckon’ more than I’m willing to write it. LANGUAGE: English and Latin. Very good at English. He learned Latin in school and his obsession with the occult only made him better at it. ARTICULATION: He’s very articulate. Scholarly. Regal. EDUCATION: Jamie put a lot of weight in education since it’s the one thing everyone emphasized as a class marker as he was growing up. He talks like he belongs in a Shakespearean play and while some of it is laid on, he actually just comfortably uses big words when he converses. It’s the weirdest thing about him. He sounds like an old person trapped in a teenager’s body. He’s also very poetic and uses a lot of metaphors and similes. LAUGHTER: He does laugh sometimes but it sounds sarcastic and dry. When he laughs genuinely, it’s rarely and often behind a hand because he’s self-conscious about his teeth.

MANNERISMS.

FACE: He doesn’t emote very often but that’s mostly because he’s always alone. Jamie has a very  expressive face for someone who exudes broodiness and stoicsm. You can always tell when he’s upset but it’s easy to see when he’s happy too, even if he tries to crush his smiles often. It’s all in his eyes. They’re very bright. HANDS: He talks with his hands. Points at stuff. He’s got beautiful hands so who even cares what he’s doing with them, really. He thumbs at his mouth when he thinks. Generally touches his own mouth a lot. LEGS/FEET: He climbs on things and sits with his legs open and splayed everywhere like a whore on sale. He takes up a lot of space. EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS: He’s full of feelings but often just pushes them down. Very unlikely to lose control of himself but he can get overwhelmed with sadness and/or frustration. HABITS: He licks his lips when he’s about to do something wild. He looks like the Cheshire cat. Gives literal meaning to tongue-in-cheek. POSTURE: He slouches but it doesn’t look lazy, it just looks like he’s too good for the air he’s in. Walks a bit like a marionette trying to get by with no strings. He’s generally relaxed but like a majestic lion laying in the Savannah in the way that he could definitely murder you if you look at him weird but is kinda enjoying where he is. PERSONAL SPACE: He minds his own space because he knows impeding on other people’s space is a dominance thing. After dealing with his uncle and bullies stepping into his zone all the time, he’ll only cross that boundary when he wants to scare somebody. Would not recommend getting into Jamie’s personal space. OTHER:  If he fits, he sits. Always sitting on stuff that he probably shouldn’t be sitting on.

HEALTH:

DIET: He eats very often though considering how little he gets fed at home, it’s not a surprise. He’ll eat anything whether it’s good or bad and values all sustenance, except for carrots. Has trouble gaining weight even though his diet consists of mostly junk food.  SLEEP: He has the normal sleeping habits of a teenager; stays up all night sometimes and sleeps all day others. Very vigilant when he’s sleeping so he needs to peace and quiet or else he’ll just keep waking up. Jamie shares a bed with his uncle at home so he tries to not sleep there very often now that he’s 16 and kinda big to get snuggled by a grown ass man.  EXERCISE: Unless you count running his mouth, Jamie doesn’t really exercise. He gets most of his workouts from running from the cops and crawling into places he’s not supposed to go but you’re not gonna find him doing push-ups. ACTIVITY: Jamie is an extremely hard-worker when it comes to his hyper-focuses. Will rarely complain about his workload even if he has too much. He likes to keep his mind occupied and gets restless easily if he doesn’t have things to do. For other things though, he’s a complete slob. If he doesn’t care, you can’t make him. CLEANLINESS: Due to trauma and an unreliable household, Jamie doesn’t bathe as often as he'd like to. He’s not opposed to primping since he did well grooming himself while he went to Alberione but the effort and payoff wasn’t enough for him to keep doing it. ODOR: Kind of boyish and like laundry soap on a good day. Motor grease sometimes, depending on where he spent the night. Like pine trees and nature. MEDICINAL DRUGS: No drugs. Good luck getting him to take ibuprofen. NARCOTICS: He’s a clean boy and has zero interest in partaking in anything that could make his mind a worse place to live in. ILLNESS: He’s depressed, fam. (And probably has PTSD.) INJURIES: Mama broke his heart and it never healed.

PERSONAL.

INTROVERT/EXTROVERT?: Extremely introverted. He gets exhausted in club meetings but he has a responsibility to solve the cases so he sticks around and does what needs to be done. Mostly keeps to himself unless someone provokes him. He’ll generally just walk away if you antagonize him too much. OPTIMIST/PESSIMIST: Surprisingly, he is an optimist. The depression makes him pretty dreary but the underlying current of what he does is pure optimism for a good result. GENDER: Jamie’s a cismale but often breaks the binary. He really does not care about society so it’s less of a personal identity statement and more of a ‘stick it to the man’ statement when he does trivial things like use the girl’s bathroom or wear their clothes. He also doesn’t fit macho and masculine so he’s pretty salty about that too. SEXUALITY: Jamie is asexual and slightly sex repulsed* but he’d have sex with someone he’s in love with if they say it’s important to them and even be glad to do it. He isn’t aware that he falls on the ace spectrum and would deny it, for it’d be one more thing that makes him different from everyone else but his libido is pretty lacking for a teen boy. Sexually, he could probably think of a lot of things people wouldn’t due to extensive research on the subject manner. (*This doesn’t apply if he’s trying to be a dick.) ROMANTIC: He’d be considered along the lines of demiromantic since deeply bonding with him is the only way he’s gonna consider you not a threat. He doesn’t feel the excessive need for a romantic relationship and is very skeptical about the validity of it but he is curious about what the big hullabaloo is about. Despite how difficult it is to romance him, he’s very genuine when it comes to someone he likes and isn’t afraid to talk about them, cherish them openly and do things that’ll make them happy. MEMORY: His mind is a steel trap. Good luck making him forget something. PLANNING: Jamie is a master schemer. He can scheme his way through anything. His brain is a loaded gun. He’ll think of everything. Almost too much. INTUITION: Yes, he’s clued in about some things. And then others, he’s incredibly stupid. Jamie gets hyper-focused and therefore, all his brainpower gets poured into whatever he’s paying attention to. Not always a good thing because he misses out on much of the big picture. PROBLEM SOLVING: Extremely good at. He’s very logical, contrary to popular belief. He has an IQ of 142 and often thinks five steps ahead. He gets frustrated when others don’t keep up even though he hasn’t explained how he got there. GOALS: Short-term goals include wanting to figure out the town mysteries and help the people who have come to him. Long term-wise, Jamie’s personal aspirations have been totally dunked after he got expelled from Alberione and he’s running on low battery for himself. While he’s not selfless, him hanging onto myths and demons is a way to trying to find a reason to keep going. He’s incredibly depressed and downtrodden without magic and monsters so dying before graduation would be his ultimate goal without it. He hasn’t come to terms with being stuck in Normal and doesn’t want to. INSECURITIES: Mostly about his status in town and his skinny legs. He doesn’t care enough nor is he self-aware enough these days to let them impact him too hard. ACHIEVEMENTS: Getting into Alberione. ANXIETY: Everything gives him anxiety which is why he’s so good at planning. Thinking ahead and predicting issues helps him cope with crippling teenage anxiety.  SELF-HELP: Escapism and demons, arguably the same thing. Jamie’s infatuations are all distractions from his morbid reality. Without it, he’s just a sad sack of shit. COMFORTS: Food, warmth, shelter, kindness. Soft, gentle things/people. Understanding. Jamie’s lives a rough life so anything that doesn’t bring him conflict is comfort. BAD HABITS: Arguably everything he does. Jamie doesn’t do any drugs but he essentially goes through life with a big ‘FUCK ME UP’ neon sign blazing overhead just daring something to snuff him out once and for all. He’s not brave, he just doesn’t care about living. A dare devil. PHILOSOPHY: Satanism in both regards. He believes the devil is out there to be found but he also values the philosophies of actual Satanism where one belongs to themselves to be free. He used to be a devout Catholic, hence the holes in his theories. The origins of his beliefs are all Christian but he won’t admit that. TRIGGERS: Getting submerged in water. The real reason he avoids showering.

THE PAST.

PARENTS/GUARDIANS: Jamie loves his mom but more in a ‘if i love you more, will you love me back’ kind of way. She barely took care of him but not in a malicious way, just a neglectful one since she had so many kids and was often chasing a boyfriend for love. When Jamie got given to his uncle, things went south. LIFE EVENTS: The big change in his life happened when Jamie moved into his uncle’s trailer and he was faced with worse abuse than having nothing to eat. After that, he realized that the abuse was relentless like all of Normal was doing its best to keep him punched into the ground and he couldn’t figure out any other reason than demons. WORST DAY OF THEIR LIFE: The day he got expelled from Alberione and condemned to live in Normal for the rest of his life. Jamie doesn’t actually remember the event that caused it in great detail but he was so viciously bullied at the school that he’s not shocked it happened. He is, however, sad. It’s bittersweet because he’s both freed and trapped by the verdict. BEST DAY OF THEIR LIFE: When Abby and Kaz first asked him to help them, making them the first people to put stock in his theories.

RELATIONSHIPS.

FAMILY: Bad relationships with everyone he shares blood with. His brothers bully him, his mother neglects him and his uncle beats the ever-loving shit out of him. Because he had to fend for himself growing up, he doesn’t feel a sense of guardianship or brotherhood with his younger siblings. NEEDING A FRIEND: Since he grew up with none, it’s unlikely that he’ll go ahead and share his problems out of his own volition, instead choosing to angst over them on his own. Jamie often bull rushes past his problems because he is a bad friend to himself and perpetuates a cycle of repressing his negative feelings. (That’s how he got so tall) ANNOYANCES: He is always ready for a fight. He’s an extremely defensive person and easily spooked by literally everything. It’s best to just walk away because he probably will eventually. ROMANCE: Jamie is pretty subtle so he would just try to invite the person he likes to do things with him like read books and investigate corpses, leave them nice things he’d made and just loiter around their presence. Jamie’s not picky about people. The only requirement for a partner is kindness because he is a very sensitive boy. An interest in the morbid and tragic stories of dead people is a plus. ADVERSARIES: Rich people, dispassion, abusers and loud mouths. Alcoholics. Injustice. People who talk in movie theaters. ENEMIES: Bible-thumpers, Alberione Boys, Norman Normal, the Sheriff STRANGERS: Jamie’s not gonna be a dick to a stranger on the street unless he senses danger but he is pretty cautious about who hes willing to get to know. FUN STUFF: Ghostbustin’ DATING: Jamie’s a basic fella. He just likes to be around the people he likes so it doesn’t matter what they do, though an ideal date with be into the morgue or on an adventure through the cemetery, looking for spooky stuff.

INTERACTIONS.

MINGLING: No, he has no interest in that. Bad at small talk. Generally aloof. Does not care. COMFORT LEVELS: Depends. Jamie gets shy if you call him out on anything nice but he’s generally fine talking to people. He’s rather clinical and detached from most situations where he’s not discussing the case of the week. As long as it’s not a personal conversation, he’s okay. PHYSICAL: Unless he thinks you’re a real good pal and you’re already sharing everything, Jamie would not touch anyone or enjoy being touched by them. He already gets his personal space impeded on so much from living in a small space and getting abused that grazing him without his permission could easily set him off. GROUPS: He likes to be by himself but he wouldn’t mind hanging out with maybe one other person every now and again. He’s not really a group guy despite being the leader and generally sits back when he doesn’t have to participate. He likes to observe and exist in the same space as others but doesn’t always like to interact. Prone to coming and going as he likes. OPENNESS: It’s a long and arduous process where he comes and goes as he likes. Jamie’s pretty guarded/distracted from himself and one-track minded. He won’t bite you for asking but he’s unlikely to divulge anything personal. He is, however, very nosy about other people.  GENEROSITY: Not at all. Despite offering help to those who are looking for it, Jamie’s one of the least generous people out there. He’s very selfish and all for himself when it comes to physical items and food. Considering that he had a survivalist mindset, he’s hesitant to share the things that are his since he doesn’t have much. JEALOUSY: Jamie is generally unwilling to give up sex or put out so it’ll always come down to a sex thing. He’s not jealous of his friends having it but he gets prickly about having his worth in someone’s life substituted or replaced by a sexual encounter. i.e his mother choosing her boyfriends over their family, his best friends fucking, his brother choosing his girlfriend instead of the family, etc. TEMPER: He has a pretty big threshold for nonsense but none at the same time. Prone to snapping/lashing out in a cold and calculated manner if you get on his nerves. He tends to take one shot and makes it a killing blow.

EMPATHY: He’s not the most empathetic person. He’s always had a solitary life and found that people simply can’t empathize with him so he sees no need to be the bigger man. He logically understands similarities, but refuses to let himself delve further than that because he doesn’t think anyone can really understand him. AFFECTION: Jamie’s love language is acts of service and quality time. You know he likes you if he spends a lot of time around you and does things for you (namely advises you since his brain is his most valuable asset) since he doesn’t do either of those things out of his own volition if he can help it. DISTASTE: Ignores them, belittles and mocks them, is condescending towards them. So, basically his personality. ETIQUETTE: Jamie doesn’t care about social norms if the way he eats says anything about him. He’s pretty rude and straightforward but nothing unexpected of him. RESPONSIBILITY: Jamie takes full accountability for the things he’s done however, he’s not above arguing their validity, even if it’s bad. He takes responsibility for so much bad shit that he’s incredibly offended when someone accuses him of doing something he didn’t do. SELF ESTEEM: Jamie’s self-esteem is in the gutter but with the help of depression, its overwhelming apathy and an unyielding need to be contrary, he’s capable of acting like a complete arrogant dickhead. CONFIDENCE: Fake it ‘til you make it. Jamie is really good at feigning utmost confidence in most situations. He’s super weird for one and not very self-aware. He’s also really smart which adds to the whole pretentious air. Whether he really believes he’s better than everyone else is another story but he sure does a good job of acting like it. HONESTY: Jamie is incredibly honest and upfront about everything except for his own life. LEADER OR FOLLOWER: Well, it’s in the title. PRAISE: They make him uncomfortable if they’re about what he looks like due to the fact that he knows it’s because of Johnnie but he enjoys being praised for his accomplishments. A little acknowledgment goes a long way with Jamie since he’s never had it. Jamie is also fair in his praise for others if they’ve done a good job. He has a lot of pride but he can admit when someone is better than him if they are. (Unless he hates them, then he can’t.) FAILURES: Existing CRITICISM: Poorly INSULTS: Jamie’s been called everything under the sun so he doesn’t really care. He prefers them to be interesting but very few things get under his skin. EMBARRASSMENT: He gets flustered if you refer to him as good-looking in any way or consider him a nice/good person to his face. FLIRTING: Jamie doesn’t flirt, he just sends autopsy photos of bodies he’s found on Reddit. Jamie would also not notice if someone was flirting with him either, more likely to become suspicious of their motives than flustered. ATTENTION SPAN: He gets hyper-focused on multiple things at a time if they all fall into the same morbid category but otherwise, he’s not really paying attention to much. SITUATIONS: Jamie is the weird situation.

LIFE.

DUTY: Self-appointed duty to purge Normal of the evils he’s confident are there. “Bookkeeper” for Frank’s chop shop. TECH: He’s more than adequate but he’s no tech whiz. POLITICS: He’s the resident anarchist, so yes. Jamie’s very stick-it-to-the-man if his relationship with the Sheriff says anything about it lol COMBAT SKILLS: For someone who gets beat up as often as he does, Jamie’s only notable combat skill is incredible resilience, otherwise he’s not the strongest or most capable physically. He is incredibly smart, though, and will likely use other means of disarming his enemies. HOME: He lives at the mouth of the woods by a junkyard and the inside of the trailer isn’t much different than what’s around it. Jamie doesn’t like it and prefers cleanliness but he’s also very absentminded when it comes to his surroundings when he’s always busy sleuthing. DAILY LIFE: If Jamie felt out of his depth, no one would know it. He’s pretty good at keeping it all locked down. INDEPENDENCE: Incredibly independent. Jamie basically raised himself while fighting his siblings for a place to sleep and food o eat. He can take care of himself fine. COOKING: Tragically, he can’t. Most of his food comes prepackaged. CLEANING: He used to take care of his mother’s trailer as a kid, and tried it with Frank too but since he’s found it useless, he doesn’t anymore. This expands to his work spaces which are disastrous also. SHOPPING: Jamie is broke so the only shopping he does includes a five-finger discount. He’s very good at it but rarely takes more than he needs. DRIVING: Whether Jamie actually has a driver’s license or if he just shares one with Johnnie is up for debate but he can drive and has driven for a long time considering his family’s business is snatching cars and reselling the parts. He can drive automatic and stick but he does not have a car. He rides a bicycle since Johnnie refuses to share his mustang. FINANCES: Sometimes Jamie has money and sometimes he doesn’t. He tries to make it stretch but he’s so occupied with spooky shit now that he doesn’t hustle/work as much. As a consequence, Frank often keeps his pay when he does. For work, Jamie cooks the books for Frank and his taxes so he’s very good with finances. PETS: He would love pets but he can barely feed himself. LAW: Breaking and entering, grand theft auto, trespassing, arson-- you name it. MEDICAL: Jamie avoids going to the doctor if he can which often leads him to getting infections for all the things he’s been punctured upon or untreated illnesses getting worse. The hospital bills for the Ward boys will probably keep them stuck under Frank’s thumb for as long as they live. ILLNESS: Depression, PTSD WORRIES: Continuing to live the rest of his life in pain and continuing the cycle of his family PARTYING: He doesn’t like them but he knows they’re good places for information and gossip so he’ll hit those up like a professional wallflower HOBBIES: Sleuthing, reading, eavesdropping on gossip, harassing the adults in town

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Monster Hunter World: All Guild Card Titles

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Ever wondered how many titles are available in Monster Hunter World? Wonder no longer as this guide will list and detail how to obtain all the titles for your guild card.

Monster Hunter World: All Guild Card Titles

Players of Monster Hunter World can enjoy some extra fun by customizing their Guild Card with countless titles. Guild Cards can be customized by editing their titles, backgrounds, greeting, sticker, equipment, and poses. They play a small role in the realm of Monster Hunter World allowing hunters to give them out to players they have met.

First & Third Slot titles

Available from the beginning:

(None)

Newbie

First Year

Beginner

Fledgling

Rookie

Hunter

Fisher

Fighter

Sniper

Sword

Rapier

Blade

Great Sword

Lance

Spear

Hammer

Mallet

Dual Blades

Twin Swords

Light Bowgun

Crossbow

Heavy Bowgun

Ballista

Katana

Long Sword

Arrow

Bow

Gunlance

Blast Pike

Horn

Flute

Hatchet

Switch Axe

Glaive

Staff

Halberd

Charge Blade

Squad

Now Recruiting

Newcomer

Helper

Courageous

Meowster

Ms.

Knightly Order

Hunting Crew

Man

Girl

He

Me

Lone Wolf

Love

Stranger

Thrilling

Exciting

Solo

Duo

Trio

Party

Potion

Honey

Red

Blue

Green

Promising

Klutzy

Third-rate

Offense

Defense

On Sale Now!

First Fleet

Second Fleet

Third Fleet

Fourth Fleet

Fifth Fleet

New World

Commission

Good

Bad

Expedition

A-Lister

Scoutfly

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Romance

Lemon

Head

Mask

Body

Mail

Vambraces

Guard

Waist

Coat

Leggings

Boots

Armor

Assassin

Grand

Buster

Strider

Saber

Slayer

Brave

First-Class

24/7

Self

Anima

Pure

(Self-)Trained

Instructor

Exaordinaire

Trooper

Adventurer

Frontier

Miss

Cheery

Oasis

Protector

Arcadia

Buddy

White

Black

Shadow

Gloom

Dark

Jade

Pink

Crimson

Vermillion

Yellow

Rainbow

Shiny

Ravine

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Raw

Rough

Family

Stubborn

Amphibious

Fang

Youngster

Shot

Debonair

Proven

Fresh

Ultraviolet

Unforgiven

Capable

Phoenix

Prodigy

Genius

Dashing

Vanguard

Amnesiac

Mushroom

Nectar

Vale Tudo

Diversion Team

Pied Piper

Gunslinger

Angler

Berserker

Mercenary

Assault

Bride

Rambling

Eagle Eye

Soldier

Entomologist

Bomber

War

Killer Bee

Bearer

Tragedy

Sweet

Tomorrow

Papa

Battalion

Peach

Diet

Army

Foreman

Original

Amateur

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Leader

Ace

Limitless

Veteran

Raid

Cleave

Melody

Cannon

Mutant

Spinning

Dancing

Stalwart

Romantic

Shooting Star

Quickdraw

Beautiful

Nostalgic

Powerful

Unrivaled

Kid

Dude

Best

Lucky

Challenge

Fleet

Lady

Mr.

New Land

Relaxing

Monthly

Artisan

First

Armed

Cunning

Punk

Technician

If Only

Painful

Slowpoke

Advanced

Pro

Beloved

Devoured

Hard-Boiled

Masterful

Giga

Strawberry

Cute

Nearly

Pretty

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Lord

Shinobi Freedom

Dream

Altair

Kunoichi

Vega

Vagrant

Iron

Breaker

Samurai

Model

Traveler

Slash

Wing

Break

All

Weapon

Anonymous

Fan

Crisis

Heroine

Finest

Natural

Heartthrob

Boy

So-called

Tiny

Former

Casual

Madam

Professor

Winner

Loser

Fever

Coward

Skilled

Singed

Beast

Free

Chicken

Bug

Silent

Kinda

Treasure

Full-Auto

Compound

First-Time

Soft

Fate

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Tail

Shaker

Sheathed

Headshot

Coordinated

Hardcore

Exacting

Divine

Very Stubborn

Salvo

Surefire

Strategist

Eco

Ebon

Unlucky

Slim

Unbelievable

Story

Cataclysm

Ore

Messy

Value

Derring-do

Country

Petit

End of an Era

Sealed

Graduate

Specialty

Apprentice

Neo

Sister

Acrobatic

Maiden Name

Myself

Walker

Alchemist

Thief

Captive

Mining Master

Transporter

Guardian

Grizzled

Safari

Trolley

Minion

Experienced

Mecha

Brand-new

Researcher

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Complete

Sage

Perfect

Ruler

Big Bang

Blademaster

Beastmaster

All-or-nothing

Indiscriminating

Machine Crew

One-shot

Gamble

Prism

Faint

Cocky

Exclusive

Team

Mostly

Reborn

Wonderful

Viva

Pseudo

Disciple

Not for Sale

Radiant

Beauty

(Temporary)

Ripe

Favorite

Squishy

Darling

Charmer

Big

Intermittent

Max

Fishmaster

Rodeo

Excellent

Regular

Stroll

Love-struck

At First Sight

Luv

Roving

Rare

Second-rate

Mascot

Partner

Like

Popular

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As Always!

Sufferer

Agent

Riled-up

Shuddering

Terra

Archdemon

Requiem

Ballad

Marvelous

Dauntless

Bushido

Avenger

Double

Hilarious

Role Model

Class Leader

President

Exhausted

Indestructible

Royal

Blushing

Chaos

Retired Number

Of All Time

Sexy

Awesome

Flex

Unbeaten

All-out

Joy

Group

No. 1

Mrs.

Born

Nameless

Giant

Sorta

Mini

Lad

Syndrome

Anti

Crew

Captain

Passion

Special

Half

Respect

Bargain

Mega

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Legend

Champion

Hero

Clear

Reincarnated

Strongest

Top-class

Unparalleled

Jet-black

Emperor

Robot

Baby

Gorgeous

Short

Foremost

Anger

Life

Witch

Person

Forbidden

Snowflake

Famed

Long

Audacious

Extreme

Constant

Gourmet

Maid

Magistrate

Weakling

Unthinkable

Huh

Macho

Research Team

Campaigner

Scholar

Bounty

Illusion

Intelligent

Sapphire Star

Blinding

Ultra

Disappointing

Human

Smart

Hunt

Flower

Right-hand

Men

Women

Super

Complimentary

Alias

Hope

Pioneer

Freed

Knight

General

Imperial

Supreme

Crack

Opportunistic

God

Terror

Squire

Mettle

Karma

Star

Dragon

Czar

Fearless

Brand

Drink

Egg

Dumpling

Friendly

Hunt-crazy

Monster Hunter

Nailed it

Tempered

Trailblazer

Challenger

BFF

Vibe

Tracker

Titan

Observer

Mission

Go

Handler

Quirk

Fly

Miracle

Fantasy

Chockablock

Big Sis

Specimen

Smitten

Aerial Battle

Charming

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Monster

World

Top

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Rathian

Rathian Hunted

Land Hunted

Duchess Hunted

Wyvern Princess Hunted

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Pink Rathian

Cherry Blossom

Valkyrie

Queen

Graceful

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Rathalos

Rathalos

Skies

Prince

King

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Azure Rathalos

Azure

Sapphire

Soul

Regent

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Diablos

Diablos

Berserk

Desert

Horned

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Black Diablos

Violent

Piercing

Devil

Demon

Slay 10, 15, 20, and 30 Kirin

Kirin

Stormy

Thunder

Flash

Slay 10, 15, 20, and 30 Kushala Daora

Kushala

Gale

Cyclone

Soaring

Slay 10, 15, 20, and 30 Teostra

Teo

Shimmering

Kaiser

Flame Emperor

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Lavasioth

Lavasioth

Amber

Magma

Red-hot

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Barroth

Barroth

Charge

Tyrant

Strong

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Uragaan

Uragaan

Destruction

Rolling

Sledgehammer

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Anjanath

Anjanath

Bully Hunted

Wild Hunted

Brute Wyvern

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Great Jagras

Great Jagras

Gluttonous

Gobbling

Shaggy

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Pukei-Pukei

Pukei-Pukei

Venomous

Pop

Teacher

Slay 10, 15, 20, and 30 Nergigante

Nergigante

Power

Rebirth

Consume

Slay 10, 15, 20, and 30 Xeno’jiiva

Xeno’jiiva

Winged

Energy

Honcho

Guide Zorah Magdaros

Zorah

Volcano

Advance

Colossal

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Kulu-Ya-Ku

Kulu-Ya-Ku

Burglar

Dexterous

Raptor

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Jyuratodus

Jyuratodus

Mud

Water

Owner

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Tobi-Kadachi

Tobi-Kadachi

Fulgur

Flying Squirrel

Agile

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Paolumu

Paolumu

Balloon

Floaty

Pearly

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Legiana

Legiana

Elegant

Speedster

Twister

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Great Girros

Great Girros

Ravenous

Fear Hunted

Paralyzing

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Odogaron

Odogaron

Watchdog

Predator

Fierce

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Radobaan

Radobaan

Bone

Spiral

Thorns

Slay 10, 15, 20, and 30 Vaal Hazak

Vaal Hazak

Zombie

Corpse

Destination

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Dodogama

Dodogama

Drill

Dignity

Bold

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Bazelgeuse

Bazelgeuse

Trickster

Trouble

Raider

Hunt 20, 30, 40, and 50 Tzitzi-Ya-Ku

Tzitzi-Ya-Ku

Flashy

Spotlight

Mirror

Hunt 50 Tempered Monsters

Adept

Commander

Charisma

Slay 50 Elder Dragons

Valiant

Mythic

Legendary

Already

Feral

Comet

Hunt 100 Large Monsters

Maniac

Tough

Enraged

Hunt 500 Large Monsters

Master

Fairy-tale

Unprecedented

Complete a quest in the Ancient Forest

Ancient Tree

Forest

Complete a quest in the Wildspire Waste

Wildspire

Wastes

Complete a quest in the Coral Highlands

Coral

Highlands

Complete a quest in the Rotten Vale

Rotten

Vale

Complete a quest in the Elder’s Recess

Elder

Recess

Complete 50 optional quests

Liberty

Guide

Guidance

Complete 50 Investigations

Seeker

Knowledgeable

Fair Wind

Complete 10, 30, and 50 Arena Quests

Black Belt

Arena

Chosen

Expert

Hardened

Decidedly

Gladiator

Glory

Admired

Respond to 10 SOS and complete the quest

Backup

Great

Interceptor

Complete 100 Multiplayer Quests

Comrade

Friend

Lonely

Collect 50 Guild Cards

Bond

Spread

Link

Recruit a Tailraider

Tailraider

Stray

Meow

Grimalkyne

Gajalaka

Obtain 100,000 research points

Insect

Plant

PhD

Earn 1 million zenny

Tycoon

Celebrity

Resort

Acquire 5 pieces of Rarity 8 gear

Gear

Obsession

Quintessential

Arm

Collector

Lofty

Join a Squad

Sensei

Prime

Business

Active-duty

Sweetheart

Real

Troupe

Princess

My

Trendy

Heir

Famous

Killer

Telepathic

Unmovable

Eternal

Service

History

Final

Homemade

Warrior

Archer

Bug-catcher

Farmer

Book

Dapper

Curmudgeon

Maiden

Moxie

Grillmaster

Fisherman

Tracks

Item

Prize

Specialist

Skill

Using

Wobbly

Rider

Schemer

Hide-and-Seek

Well-done

White Wind

Participate in the Kulve Taroth Siege

Kulve Taroth

Hoard

Exhilarating

Highly Prized

Obtain from Deviljho Update

Deviljho

Demonic

Destroy

Invader

Obtain from Lunastra Update

Lunastra

Flame

Regal

Incandescent

Obtain from Horizon Zero Dawn PS4 Collaboration

Zero Dawn

Override

Machine

Nora Tribe

Outcast

Obtain from USJ Collaboration

Universal

Studios

Wonder

World’s

Cool Japan

Obtain from Street Fighter V Collaboration

Rival

Destined

Living Legend

Bandana

K.O.

Obtain from Devil May Cry Collaboration

Stylish

Must Die

Ebony

Ivory

Force Edge

Obtain from Mega Man Collaboration

Dr.

E-Tank

Classic

Rush

Rock n’ Roll

Complete “A Visitor from Eorzea (Extreme)”

Warrior of Light Completed

Slay Behemoth to complete the Final Fantasy XIV Collaboration

Fantasy

Crystal

Dragoon

Behemoth

XIV

Obtain Bayek Layered armor or Assassin’s Hood from the Assassin Creed Collaboration

Origins

Assassins

Bayek

Scarab

Pharaoh

Stealth

Slay a Leshen from The Witcher 3 Collaboration

Witcher

Geralt

Ciri

Leshen

White Wolf

Igni

Solved all of the mysteries in Contract: Trouble in the Ancient Forest

Wild Hunt

Partake in the Spring Blossom Fest

Spring

Bloom

March

April

May

Partake in the Summer Twilight Fest

Summer

Ocean

June

July

August

Partake in the Autumn Harvest Fest

Autumn

Pumpkin

September

October

November

Partake in the Winter Star Fest

Winter

Snow

December

January

February

Partake in the Appreciation Fest

Anniversary

One Year

Congrats

Celebrate

Birthday

Second Slot titles

(None)

By

An

For

And

Plus

On

With

Is

No

To

From

Per

Who

What

When

Are

Why

His

Her

Upon

Our

Your

Until

But

Colored

Lacking

Shrouded

Called

Dancer

Swift

Town

City

Using

Looking

Gang

Devotee

Type

Ally

Or

Boss

Assistant

Teacher

Limited

Occasional

Vs.

Worker

Fusion

Minus

Circle

In

Of

Less

The

At

Around

Across

Division

&

+

–

x

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!

=

~

.

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:

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$

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B

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D

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F

G

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

P

Q

R

S

T

U

V

W

X

Y

Z

α

β

γ

Except

Meaning

If

Pre

Post

Only

During

Again

Also

Since

Use

So

Very

Wait

Try

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Just

Hate

Else

Besides

If you enjoyed this guide be sure to check out next Monster Hunter World: All Guild Card Backgrounds to see the array of Guild Cards Backgrounds you can attain.

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