#crackship: alex

[joicecubes]

i love the idea of ford and stan healing when they’re on the sea together. i need it. SO BAD. i keep thinking about how one of the last entries ford wrote in his journal was talking about how he wants to repair their relationship and finally make it up to him. if stan gives him a chance.

and stan… oh my god he’s desperate for that!! are you kidding me!! i know to ford it must feel like stan has always held a grudge against him since he came back, and because he feels so unworthy now that he’s come to terms with how he failed the people he loves, it skews his perception of what stan really wants. what he doesn’t realize in doubting whether or not stan also wants to repair their relationship is that stan has yearned for this for his ENTIRE. LIFE. he’s wanted to go back to being what they were to each other as kids from the moment he was kicked out to the moment he remembered who ford was after weirdmageddon. of COURSE he says yes to sailing the world with him. of COURSE he’ll wait as long as it takes to have his brother back, he worked thirty years for this!!

and now it’s just a matter of being there for each other. because neither of them were able to be there in each other’s worst moments. as stan regains memories ford can’t help him reach, he starts realizing just how damaged he became in the time he was homeless. and i’m sure ford’s trauma from bill shows up in ways neither of them expect either! and it must be so healing for them to be each other’s support in the aftermath of their suffering. it must feel like regaining a limb, to have your twin brother back, your best friend. ugh it just kills me.

by the way if ya’ll are looking for fics with this premise of the two of them healing… i highly recommend any gravity falls fics by ao3 user parsnipit. perfect ratio of hurt to comfort. and they’re all about stan and ford. i think about these fics every day no joke someone save me

[araminakilla]

Do you think people will start shipping Sir Pentious & Zestial just because they have the same VAs as Fizzarozz-?

YES, yes they are already doing it and it's BEAUTIFUL! Have my contribution:

The TeaParty ship has arrived for everyone to enjoy! (some of us call it that, others call it Zestious or Pentzest)

Based on this Fizzarozzie scene:

[actual-changeling]

bear with me here but i think michael would actually be quite a nice person if they were alone with someone they're not in a power struggle with.

we see what heaven is like, the higher your position, the more influence and power you have over the other angels, archangels included, and being a low ranking angel fucking sucks.

there is michael and uriel hashing it out over gabriel's position and they never STOP doing that, every single time we see them they're still competing to see which one will take the empty throne/have the most to say. it's michael bringing up being duty officer, it's uriel being the one to turn off the alarm with that smug little look and voice, it's the entire scene with the match box - all of it.

gabriel has no one to fight for power and he makes the others feel it. especially his arrogant, almost mocking "you can ask but i don't have to answer". the fact that they all let him go and only belatedly are like "fuck me he doesn't have a desk".

and then how absolutely terrified they all are when they realize who the metatron is. did we do something wrong and suddenly all power struggles with each other fall away because holy shit he can hurt us in a way we cannot (and never would) hurt each other.

i think an interesting little tidbit is also michael's behaviour when they bring the holy water to hell for the trial in season 1. that aura of smug superiority to defend their status and be the person with the most power in the entirety of hell in that moment.

all of this does have a point, and we're getting to it now.

get michael and dagon alone in a room, and, after the initial awkwardness and once they realize there's no reason to play tug of war with power, i am certain they'd bond. angels are lonely, and dagon honestly seems like fun (their fake vomiting gets me every time), and give michael the room to just relax for a fucking second and a person to catch them, and they will.

we see it happen with crowley and aziraphale, we see it with gabriel and beez, even with muriel in their initial conversation in the bookshop.

dagon and michael having somewhat secret meetings because their companies are a fucking mess, and it's nice to share the responsibility with someone, to not have to keep up a mask. a few meetings in, michael's had a horrible day, and right before they leave for heaven, they hesitate.

it's a i don't wanna go back and it's nicer here with you and i'm exhausted and it scares the shit out of them. but there's that moment during which they just look at each other, and dagon is a demon, they're not supposed to feel any good feelings, let alone love or care, yet they reach out and squeeze michael's hand, and they're both so shocked they let it pass without a word.

then michael spreads their wings, dagon mutters "fucking show off" because it isn't actually necessary, and with one last thankful little smile, they're off.

(somewhere in heaven, the metatron gets a sudden headache.)

(somewhere in... somewhere, god smiles)

[thatraccoonthing]

They’re talking about how annoyed they are that they failed in their scheme with a human to come to earth and how they hate their ex spouses that were integral to that plan, and how they would’ve succeeded if their marriage hadn’t failed

[priincebutt]

Alex’s fingers rake through his hair, and one of his legs hooks over Buck’s waist, entangling them further. The bed is a mess of sheets and pillows and duvet, and this, Buck knows, is what absolute bliss feels like. He buries his face in Alex’s chest, pressing an abundance of kisses to Alex’s sternum as Alex’s leg curls around his waist and locks them together. Buck’s arms move to wrap around his torso, and Alex returns the movement, interlocking them completely. Slowly, tenderly Buck’s fingers trickle down Alex’s spine, then back up, and Alex huffs out a noise of contentment as his head falls back into the pillows once more. “We should just never get out of bed,” Alex muses, eyes closed against the light, lashes fanned against his cheek, Buck’s golden boy.

Or, what if Evan Buckley and Alex Claremont-Diaz existed in the same universe and fell in love? take me back to the light, a firstfire au

[marlenmckinnon]

psychos that kill together, stay together.

an oc *future* couple.

[ghostcattzz]

Crack shipping

[terminalvelocityfrfr]

Marie x Gertrude Robinson when

[vineboom-sfx]

(StrayCats Shipping is Julius x Alex, and is admittedly very self indulgent. Healthy debate on the ship is welcome, but any and all arguments in bad faith will be deleted.)

[thecrackshipdiaries]

Caitlin Stasey and Alex Høgh Andersen

[aldermos]

bro you converted me from "surgeamy sucks" to "why did i hate this so much?"

no because at first that was me too 😭 until a couple fanarts and hc dynamics got me like 'wow this has potential', and it eventually lead to this blog

but i totally get it if it's not someone's cup of tea, the ship is going off headcanons and little interaction; still, i think its a fun dynamic for what is technically a crackship 😚

[nereidestuff]

amalia & raphaël sur behind blue eyes — [❤️‍🔥]

crédit : néréide. gifs de alex fitzalan by @you-do-not-beg-the-sun-for-mercy & gifs de fiona palomo by @userjas🦋

[micromegazz]

do you have an opinion about the voltaire/rousseau ship ?

i sort of love it, honestly….

im ngl i see it in a crackship way, but overall their relationship, in general, enthralls me.

like rousseau reached out to voltaire because rousseau was such an admirer & next thing u know theyre ardent enemies. but rousseau still defends voltaire sometimes?? and helped to fund a statue of voltaire after voltaire’s death?? and voltaire is an obsessive rousseau hater??

i mean in case you couldnt tell with all of the fritztaire posting, i love me some toxic yaoi

also how often they were depicted with one another during frev and how often they still are depicted together..

the potential you guys 🙏

[lionheart-rpg]

ALEX FITZALAN & TOM HOLLAND (crackships) - crédit lionheart.

[sundew199]

PLS HAVE YALL SEE THE CRACKSHIP OF MARLOW AND ALEX THE LION???? I CANT

[satanlyedit]

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