#o sadleys

[thatraccoonthing]

They’re talking about how annoyed they are that they failed in their scheme with a human to come to earth and how they hate their ex spouses that were integral to that plan, and how they would’ve succeeded if their marriage hadn’t failed

[bagelzest]

ok I've been writing down every code I could find and what they do for thisisnotawebsitedotcom in my notes app so here's what I've found so far:

• tjeckleburg - NEVER MENTION THAT NAME AGAIN

• bill - eye of providence wiki page, then sesame street jazzy triangle meets a square square (same result with cipher)

• bill cipher - triangle wiki page

• weirdmageddon - gravity falls gossiper newspaper

• soos - letter from soos

• pinata - bill piñata gettin beat

• mabel - stickers on everything till 'LAB NOW FULLY MABELIZED'

• dipper - note from bill telling dipper to stare at the sun for 13 hours, enter multiple times for a retina burning sim

• mason - letter from dipper

• pines - A GOOD FAMILY TREE

• stan + stanley - brass knuckles ebay search, keep entering to get wheel of shame page

• ford + stanford + sixer- ford's polydactyly diagnosis + report

• pacifica - letter from pacifica

• wendy - note from wendy

• waddles - pigplacementnetwork.org

• gideon - sweat resistant bolo ties google search

• fiddleford - cotton eye joe mv

• dippy fresh - burger king kids club r/nostalgia

• axolotl - YOU ASK ALOTL QUESTIONS

• tad strange - bread slicing

• alex hirsch - flannel google search

• blendin - TIME AGENT LOST AND PRESUMED INCOMPETENT

• robbie - text chat between robbie and Thompson, pic of them being taken by bill

• gravity falls - NEVER HEARD OF IT

• mystery shack - confusion hill

• blind eye - eye test, colour code at bottom- euclmjiannrepttgccvisignnsupervisionn I think?? EDIT wtf was I on that is obviously not what it says

• reality - IS AN ILLUSION

• the universe - HOLLOGRAM

• deer teeth - FOR YOU, KID!

• fuck - I get told to wash my mouth out with soap :(((

• book of bill - HIDE IT UNDER SHIRT DURING PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

• giffany - enter multiple times, computer tries to block, SOOS, I STILL LOVE YOU, giffany appears on screen, downloading file IM NEVER LEAVING! file has all her sprites, a doc called ILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU SOOS which is text in the shape of giffany

• euclydia - DIMENSION NOT FOUND

• portal - PORTAL.EXE HAS BEEN DELETED. I BET YOU COULD BUILD ONE

• toby determined - google search restraining order

• journal 1 - THE JOURNAL OF FUN

• journal 2 - THE JOURNAL FOR YOU

• journal 3 - THE JOURNAL FOR ME

• babba + disco girl - recording of dipper singing and listening to babba

• gun - OH YES OH YES OH YES THEY BOTH

• abuelita - best vacuum for walls and ceilings yt vid

• weird - weird al trapped in the computer

• xyler + craz - jem and the holograms theme song yt vid

• triangle - TRI HARDER

• theraprism - blue sign - IN CASE OF [the old one] DO NOT USE ELEVATORS

• yes - WHAT'S MCGUCKETS FAVOURITE SODA? (I tried putting in pitt cola and variations and nothing worked)

• no - YOUR LOSS...

• vallis cineris - creepy vid of baby bill held by static parents with voice saying why did you do it

• disney - RAT.GIF CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION

• love + marry me (don't worry about how I discovered that) - pic of the love triangle book, click it and it plays an audio audiobook of it

• death - LIFE'S GOTH COUSIN

• life - LIFE: 72% COMPLETE. NOW LOADING: DEATH

• blanchin - how to blanch vegetables yt vid

• divorce - o' sadleys logo (aka the bar bill was at after "losing sixer" oh my GODDD)

• season 1 - SEASON -1: ANTIGRAVITY FALLS

• season 2 - SEASON 1

• season 3 - SEASON 2

• help me + save me + god - vid of axolotl swimming infront of a little bill statue

• ad astra per aspera - 2 journal pages starring ford and mabel, pls read them it's so good

• trigonometry - bill's attempt to have plato build the portal

• cray cray - mental health wiki page

• who are you - I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION

• lies - bill talking about lying and nerds

• morality - fun game!

• R34LITY - henchmaniacs polaroids

• ducktective - DUCKTECTIVE STARS IN "LOVE, QUACKTUALLY" COMING TO: "OI, ITS THE COCKNEY CHANNEL INNIT?" THIS FALL

• question - ANSWER

• answer - QUESTION

I'm editing this post when I find new ones, feel free to add any you find!! please look at the replies to this post because people have found more codes!!

EDIT I'm probably done with updating this list, these are just the ones I found after goofing around on the website for 4 hours. other people have definitely made lists of all the codes found so far so make sure to check them out !!

[the-blog-of-bill]

YEAH! COME ON JUST FIND ME A DEAL OR SOMETHING O SADLEY’S SOUNDS GREAT!

Lucky, we don’t get alcohol in [this portion of this ask has been censored by the theraprism.] of a place.

- @the-blog-of-bill

OH SHOT RHAR SUCKS ORHWR ME! FUCK WHAT IF I… MAYBE I COULD BREAK YOY OUT? THEN WE’RE GPING TO OSADLEYS!

[crustmass]

Help i put in divorce on the gravity falls website expecting pines drama but the o' sadley's label came up 😭😭 I can't even deny billford anymore if i wanted to

[marzinstarz]

BoB WEBSITE CODE MASTERLIST:

COUNT -> 100

BOOK OF BILL

"Hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance"

PINES

"A good family tree"

STANFORD PINES

His 18 y/o medical report

STANLEY PINES

Ebay page for brass knuckles

BABBA

Full recording of Dipper singing

WEIRDMAGEDDON

News article from after the fact

BILL CIPHER

Wikipedia page for 'triangle'

HECTORING

Church meeting recording

WADDLES

Pig adoption page

TRIANGLE

")"

"Tri harder"

MYSTERY SHACK

Google page for 'Confusion Hill'

GRAVITY FALLS

"Never heard of it"

DISNEY

"rat.gif censored for your protection"

T.J. ECKLEBURG

"Never mention that name again"

DEATH

"Life's goth cousin"

LIFE

"Life 72% complete. Now loading:  Death"

SKELETON

"The one with the sword! He found you!"

WENDY

A note from Wendy about warding off evil triangles

ROBBIE

Thompson and Robbie's messages about summoning bill

MONSTER

Google search for "THERES A MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK"

SOOS

Soos's message about life at the mystery shack

PINATA

A video of a bill cipher pinata getting beat up

MCGUCKET

Link to youtube video of "Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe"

MABEL

Adds stickers to the page until it reads "Lab now fully mabelised"

DIPPER

A note from bill telling Dipper to stare at the sun

TAD STRANGE

An oddly sexual video of bread

LOVE

A romance novel called "The Love Triangle" with an audio recording of the first chapter

CIPHER

Wikipedia page for "Eye of Providence"

TOBY DETERMINED

Google page for "Restraining order"

GIDEON

Google page for "Sweat resistant bolo ties"

QUESTION

"Answer"

MYSTERY

"?"

Any swear word

"Not S&P Approved" notice

PORTAL

"Portal.exe has been deleted. I bet you could build one"

GUN

"Oh yes oh yes they both"

SEASON 1

"Season -1: Antigravity falls"

SEASON 2

"Season 1"

SEASON 3

 "Season 2"

DEER TEETH

"For you, kid!"

BLIND EYE

A faux eye test page filled with codes that someone smarter than me need to decode

FILBRICK

"I'm not impressed"

BLENDIN

"Time agent lost and presumed incompetent"

JOURNAL 1

"The journal of fun"

JOURNAL 2

"The journal for you"

JOURNAL 3

"The journal for me"

ALEX HIRSCH

Google page for "Flannel"

GOD/FRILLIAM

Video of an axolotl swimming in front of a Bill statue

AXOLOTL

"You ask alotl questions"

WEIRD

A video of Weird Al stuck inside the computer

TITAN'S BLOOD

"Hoot. Hoot. Password please!"

BAAAA

A poem about a shepherd

SUCK IT MERLIN

Art labelled "The Bastard Triangle Cuts the Unicorns Hair" 1499

BABY

An ultrasound of baby Bill

MASON

Dipper's note to ford on anagrams

CRYPTOGRAM CODEX

Downloads a zip file containing fonts of codes and runes

I'M STILL ON YOUR MIND

A video of Stan and Ford on the Stan O' War II, with a colour block code

SORRY

The full image of Ford and Fiddleford at collage

FBI/CIA

Your webcam is on. We are watching."

DUCKTECTIVE

"Ducktective stars in 'Love, Quacktually' coming to 'Oi, it's the Cockney Channel innit?' this fall"

EVEN HIS LEGS ARE LIES

A note from Bill about Fords place as a perfect pawn

DIVORCE

"O' SADLEYS" Logo

SEVEN EYES

Image of the oracle with a warning on the back

R34LITY

Images of Bill and his henchmen in the real world, message reading "They found a new home"

BLANCHIN

Youtube tutorial on how to blanch vegetables

PACIFICA

A note from Pacifica about what a loser Bill is

PLATINUM PAZ

A story of how Bill tried to enlist Pacifica to steal the time rift before turning to Blendin

EUCLYDIA

"Dimension not found"

SCALENE/EUCLID

"Life form not found"

IRREGULAR

Bill's mug shots

LOVE YA BRO

Drawing of Stan catching a mermaid

XYLER

Youtube link to Jem and the Holograms theme

UNIVERSE

"Hologram"

HOLOGRAM

"Universe"

NOTHING

"Something"

SOMETHING

"Nothing"

HORROR

Urban legend story of the 'Always Garden' a restaurant you cant leave

MATPAT

A video of Matpat tell us were on our own T-T

ONE EYED KING

A hypnosis video with Bill audio convincing you to pledge your soul to him

CURSE WITTEBANE

A Bill Cipher ouija board

BURNSIDE

"Burned inside"

EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES

A snippet of Bill's therapy sessions talking of what ford was to him

WELL WELL WELL BEING

"Patient file: Bill Cipher. Greatest love: Himself. Greatest fear: Himself"

"Art therapy notes: All he draws are red and blue triangles"

"Patient's odd phobias: 3D Glasses. Venetian blinds. TV static."

JUST FIT IN

An old game commercial for "Perfection" with a snippet of Bill's [?] voice at the end

TANTRUM

A transcript of a fight between Bill and the Time Baby, sheds light on Bill's crime against his home dimension

PAPER IS BOOK SKIN

Downloads a photoshop file full of skin layers

SKIBIDI/RIZZ

"Life privileges revoked. Now releasing poison gas."

DORITO

Creepy jump scare video

SCARY

A novel cover for "Spookemups" with and audio sniper of the story

GIFFANY

"Input deleted. AI Antiviral activated"

"Warning: Secondary firewall breached"

"Fatal warning. System under attack"

"Soos! I still love you! We will be together"

"Now downloading girlfriend. (This action cannot be undone)"

Then downloads a zip file full of link to Giffany gifs

BOOBERRY

A shockingly uplifting poem from Bill with a little image of him as a melting candle

Words that do not trigger the buzzer : BUBBLE, BUTTON, CLEAR, MUSIC

[marshimiiuowo]

Shapes and Pines AU Story Scenario: O' Sadleys Fiasco

Bill comes back drunk from O' Sadleys and pops up in the Mystery Shack late at night. He mistakenly took Stan as Ford and started to flirt with him.

Bill: Heyyyyyyy Fordsy~ How are ya good lookin?~

Stan just frozen in shock and bewilderment seeing Bill in his shack and intoxicated of all conditions.

Stan: Bill- what in blue blazes are you doing here? And I'm not my bro-

Bill silences him with him placing a finger over his lips. He inches himself closer and eyed him up and down.

Bill: You know- I could've kissed you when I had the chance~

Stan: Seriously- this is desperate and depressing for you, Bill.

Bill: Des- *hicc* Desperate?! WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME DESPERATE WHEN YOU CALLED ME YOUR MUSE ALL THE TIME?!

Bill broke down crying and flailing his arms around pathetically. Stanley was helpless to do anything about the drunken triangle demon against him so he called the only person he knew to handle Bill Cipher.

He dials Tad' phone number into his cellular device and hopes he picks it up, which he shortly did.

Tad: Stan? Why are you calling me this late at night? Aren't you supposed to be sleeping by now?

Stan: Uhhhh...well- Bill' here and he's drunk. He's also trying to kiss me at the moment so I need some he-

Tad: HE TRIED TO DO WHAT?!

And with that, the line cuts off with a loud scream at the end. Stan is even more confused but waiting in anticipation to see his beloved husband for tax benefits come storming in to fetch Bill.

Tad: BILL CIPHER!!!!!

Ah, speaking of which. He already teleported to the shack even before Stan can finish what he was saying.

Tad: WHAT ARE YOU DOING GETTING ALL HANDSY WITH MY HUSBAND?! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PINE TWIN TO GUSH OVER!

Bill: BACK OFF, TADDY! FORDSY IS MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!

Tad: THAT'S STANLEY YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH YOU HOME WRECKING RUINER!

Tad manages to get Bill off Stan quickly but Bill bit his arm which resulted in Tad yelping in pain and letting his hold off on Bill.

Bill did the worst possible thing ever in this situation... he kissed Stanley due to his heavily intoxicated state.

Tad was furious and snatched Bill away from Stanley. The poor guy is traumatized and going to live through the fact of Bill kissing him directly.

Tad: I'm so so sorry, Stan! I don't know what came over, Bill! I swear I'll make it up to you as an apology when I get to calm him down!

Bill: LET ME GO, TADDY! I'M NOT DONE-

Tad: YOU BE QUIET! I'M FORBIDDING YOU TO DRINK ANY ALCOHOL FOR THE NEXT CENTURY!

Bill: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY BABYSITTER ANYMORE!

Tad: OH- YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! I'M TAKING YOU BACK TO MY PLACE TO DETOXIFY THAT BOOZE OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

Bill: NO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO-

Tad teleports away with Bill. Stan just nonchalantly sits down in his chair and turns on the television.

Stan: ... I need at least a 2 boxes of beer to forget this incident ever happened.

@void-dude here ya go. It was a silly idea but enjoy

[jonahmagnus]

TYPING IN BREAKUP BRINGS YOU TO O' SADLEYS?????

[sobredunia]

from the book of bill im SICK

THIS ONE. WHERE THEY GOT DRUNK AND HAD KARAOKE NIGHT AND "ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER" HELLOOOOO???

idk if u watched gravity falls but (spoilers) this is basically what he does in the finale to ford. he takes ford up to his Fearamid (this giant presumably stone pyramid in the sky that served as his home base), and fffucking PLAYS PIANO AND SINGS "dont know when dont know where but i know we'll meet back some sunny day" TO FORD. CRAZY.

FIRST OF ALL. HIM GOING TO DRINK HIS SORROWS AWAY, ASKING FOR A "SIXER" (fords nickname) AND CRYING WHEN HES TOLD THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE. AND ALSO. FUN FACT. THERES THIS GRAVITY FALLS WEBSITE GOING AROUND WHERE U PUT IN WORDS AND U CAN UNCOVER CERTAIN SECRETS, AND IF YOU PUT IN "DIVORCE" OR "BREAKUP" THE SAME O' SADLEYS LOGO IS SHOWN. OLD MAN TRIANGLE DIVORCE YAOI IS FUCKING REAL!!!!

also this. im so fucking sick. "our "will-they-wont-they-destroy-the world" relationship". "this was just his way of keeping things spicy". i cant UGH

HE ACTUALLY FUCKED THAT TRIANGLE.

[gongustheawsome01]

What Bill has been listening to sense the... Breaking off of friendship that was greatly cherished...

Oldies! Specifically those really solemn ones like oh I don't know I think there was one about meeting someone again?

Weird Al Yankovics breakup songs except he kidnaps the real Weird Al as well as his band and makes them sing them and anytime they ask him "Can we leave now? we kinda miss the real world and everything." Or. "For the love of- CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE THESE CHAINS OFF I CAN FEEL MY BLOOD FLOW STOPPING!" He throws a good ol' bottle of O' Sadleys at them!

That's all I had folks hope the seconds I just bought from ya was worth it! SUCKERS!

[trashhoarde]

SPOILER!

If you type in breakup in the computer a picture of o sadleys pops up

[sun13koi]

more proof of Billford

guys

typing in ‘divorce’ or ‘break up’ into the computer brings a picture of ‘o sadleys’ which is where bill went after ford started to regency his ways

[antikittysocial]

'O sadleys

haha wow how did these get here

[seemedreal]

Eu pensei em te convidar para beber algo no meu quarto depois da aula. Pensei que abriria a porta para você. Que você ficaria tímido e eu te serviria uma água, café, quem sabe você me acompanharia tomando uma taça de vinho. Então depois de toda a tensão da descoberta começaríamos a falar sobre assuntos mais descontraídos. Você me diria mais da faculdade e eu ouviria você com atenção, olhando sua boca delicada se movendo. Eu falaria sobre os meninos e você sobre as meninas. Você diria sobre seus casos e eu sobre os meus, ainda atenta a cada movimento seu. Então eu me levantaria e passaria por onde você esta sentado. Você iria me segurar pelo pulso fazendo meu sangue ferver. Você me puxaria mais perto de você e me beijaria docemente, desmascarando todo meu teatro de desinteresse. Você ditaria o ritmo. Me colocaria sentada em seu colo, e entre beijos, cariciaria minha coxa, minha cintura, meu pescoço. As mãos iriam discretamente por baixo da minha blusa mostrando o calor da pele. Você lentamente a removeria e veria o sutiã que estaria vestindo. Beijaria meu pescoço, com o interesse de me provar por completa. Eu agora me sentaria de frente com você no seu colo e o beijaria enquanto suas mãos descobririam meu corpo. Eu começaria a me mover delicadamente para frente e para trás, até que suas mãos me dissessem que você queria mais. Então eu passaria as mãos da sua nuca, descendo pelos braços e pegaria nas suas mãos, colocando-as para trás. Eu tiraria sua camisa. De olhos fechados e te beijando eu sentiria seu corpo com as minhas mãos. Você me acompanharia até minha cama, onde suas mãos conheceriam melhor o meu corpo. Você abriria meu shorts e sentiria o calor que me provocou. Eu abriria sua calça e veria todo o tesão que pude provocar com beijos. Finalmente eu tiraria sua calça e sua cueca e começaria a te chupar. Eu te faria sentir tudo o que não havia sentido na vida até te fazer gozar. Depois disso você tiraria meu shorts e me beijaria. Beijaria todo o meu corpo na direção da minha buceta e quando chegasse lá, iria me chupar e me masturbar até me satisfazer. Depois que eu gozasse você iria começar a me foder, começando devagar para sentir tudo o que eu poderia te proporcionar. Em uma sintonia, nós dois sentiríamos prazer e entre gemidos e sussurros você me diria coisas que eu jamais pensaria. O movimento dos corpos jamais teria sido tão incrível e síncrono, gozaríamos juntos mais uma vez. Depois de tanto esforço e prazer, a preguiça nos consumiria e você me deitaria sobre seu peito e brincaria com meu cabelo, enquanto eu brincaria com sua outra mão, até que pudéssemos nos mover novamente. Mas eu só pensei mesmo. E continuo pensando.

Sadley P. (E)

[arborrose]

Dear Prince Henry of Wales,it must be sad to listen to crazy lies of dating a blacks actress...How sad when your grandmother sued her boss,network and studio for those lies.Everyday the same crazy stories of this black actress,diviocee,unvirgin ,peasant and not even Protestant birth..Get real the only girls you've been dating is princess,wealthy lady title daughter and wealthy monarchy bloodline Chelsy..All of which are blondes.They tried this lies before with a short brunette actress,yet again weren't seeing.....Deeply sad is her constant ignorances of creating deceit to force the second born heir to the throne of Britain .....People wouldn't believe people like them would even death threaten a royal heir to achieve to being connected to them by some fictional dating idea...No offense ,when she keeps trying to pattern the same photos .images after your time with Cressida's in the 2012 years"Palace release a statement of Prince Henry of Wales dating Cressida"newspapers and Palace relyments are cutout print and deceived ......Clearly one can see the lies in her creating of stories,images and photos issues to assume dating Henry,traveling and accepted by the Crown.She is no value female with her black demon minded ways to suggest to the Crown a life with a Prince...Then the news industries that didn't check for real...I know your grandmother sued..Actress organization "black women and men club" (Hiltler second)..Who desperately aspect realism for lies and death threats of demonance....As I aspect her and her organisation will lied.If they see this comment.As they do everyday lied of a relationship with Prince Henry of Wales....They have no mind or morals.This women is basically whore,and black thinking..Trully there is no possible way to make it clear.But to live ones life and sue accordingly of Britain laws.....Sadley, they tried the same thing with lies of monarchy heirs(2001-2017) marrying blacks..I saw one not to long ago ,coveringup a Jewish Germany monarchy influence with a black female image,government trace it.Well guess what ?same organizations....Leitchstein,you can only sue,but blacks feel they can continue ...The lies to bring down the mighty Queen Elizabeth,White culture and White success in the world.... Using force media establishment... To bend their way for creative value....They believe ,they know whats best for monarchy, is creating black princess your realm.It's all leading to the same black organization from black celeberties,sports and actors /actresses in media....Trying to creates themselves as royals and political figures in success.Even O channel network is involved..Considering the person who owns it .....All them complain,lie of needing support to entrap Prince Henry,Matthew Mcconuahey,Tom Brady and Jessica Simpson sister on empathy value then they abuse and makeup ..In making blacks famous without really working for a living...They started with adoptions "black children with adopted white celebs first"Angeline and Brad","Madonna",Donna Mills,Jane Fonda".?using their white emotions to destroy them.....For their are most sinful in creating lies of DNA results(computergenerating themselves as whiter tone to influence white society.....To abuse White famous people with emotional abuse.Bruising them with threats of racism on the white celeb,then abuse in paper work,media and personal correspondence to their life....Considering this ,we should stand against them ...Because no one harm them.they had the same effort like white culture.....No,They are spoil creatures of sins......Totally sickening is her(actress) lies,media of their kind and so forth....HI&HR Princess(Arborrose)

[onabisworld]

People still dont believe Bill cared for Ford? Talk abour falling for his act hook like and sinker.

And yeah, love is a morally neutral thing. I cant decide if its worse or not that Bill probably loved Ford fr.

And LOOK at the title header for the O' Sadley's chapter.

Losing Sixer.

That momentary sincerity again.

No clever pun. No fanfare. He's just realising he lost somebody he deeply cared about.

i know i could’ve just rewritten this here but i didn’t feel like it, anyway

what the hell is even that you gaybo

Not to mention…..

I am. Losing It these aren’t things someone who’s “not attached” and “never had any exes” says and does bro

[seemedreal]

Você organiza uma pilha de papéis na sua mesa e encontra um papel diferente que te chama atenção. Nele o nome “Sabrina - Analista Administrativa” cresce aos seus olhos.

“Sabrina...”

Dias se passam e você está envolvido com negócios quando uma figura conhecida chama sua atenção. Sabrina passa junto com um de seus supervisores. Você tenta se manter focado, mas as memórias de um final de expediente te inundam. Você observa os movimentos firmes e seguros de Sabrina enquanto ela passeia acompanhada pelo escritório. Uma camisa de tecido leve como da última vez, profissional e encantadora, que se esconde em uma saia de comprimento profissional, abaixo dos joelhos. Você para de fantasiar quando o som de saltos no chão te tiram do transe.

“Ian, esta é...” “Sabrina!” Você se levanta e estende a mão para cumprimentá-la. “Prazer em revê-lo Ian.” “Bem, Ian, Sabrina foi contratada pelo chefe. Vai fazer consultoria nos próximos dias.” “Vai fiscalizar nosso trabalho?” “Exatamente! É o meu trabalho. Não faça nada de errado.” Você disfarça a tensão enquanto se lembra de Sabrina dobrada sobre a mesa. “OK. Vou fazer meu melhor.”

Seu colega e Sabrina passam por você e o perfume dela te preenche. Você procura pela saída mais próxima e tenta disfarçar. Você queria Sabrina mais do que qualquer outra coisa naquele momento, mas precisa se contentar com sua lembrança.

Nos dias seguintes, você vê Sabrina trabalhando pós-expediente todos os dias, quando sai do trabalho. Uma bela tarde, todos já se foram do escritório. Apenas você e ela.

“Vai estender o expediente de novo? Você sabe que não vai receber horas extras?” “Quanto antes eu terminar melhor. Recebo por serviço, não por hora.” “Vamos... Chega por hoje, amanhã é feriado... Você quer beber alguma coisa?” “Acho que não me mataria.” Vocês riem e saem do escritório.

“Ok, onde vamos?” “Poderíamos ir num barzinho legal no centro, é ótimo para um happy hour.” “Ok, você vai na frente e mostra o caminho.” “Como assim?” Você finalmente se vira e a vê de pé entre a porta e o carro te ouvindo. “Uau! Esse carro é seu?” “Não, eu roubei. Vai logo. Você vai na frente.” Você entra no carro e ela te segue.

Chegando no bar, ela estaciona o carro ao lado do seu no estacionamento.

“Parece agradável...” Você para de prestar atenção. A pessoa que desceu do carro não é a mesma que estava no escritório minutos atrás. Ela arrumou a roupa do escritório para combinar com a ocasião. Alguns botões abertos, a camisa saiu de dentro da saia e foi amarrada, a saia parece mais curta, os mesmos saltos que te tiraram do transe, cabelos soltos, batom, brincos e outras coisas que te deixam fascinado. “Oi, câmbio... - estalar de dedos - ...para onde?” Você aponta a entrada e escolhe uma mesa.

“O que vocês gostariam?” “Para mim cerveja e para a moça...” “Cerveja” “OK, algo para comer?” “O que é aquilo? - ela aponta para a mesa próxima - Eu quero aquilo!” “Fritas e linguiça a moda da casa.” “Pode trazer!” “OK.” Você se pega admirando a casualidade da menina fora do ambiente de trabalho. Ela não se intimida em momento algum, confiante e determinada.

Horas depois, várias cervejas e conversa jogada fora, vocês pagam a conta e saem. Você não consegue parar de pensar na foda incrível que tiveram no escritório e quando você olha pra ela tem a impressão de que ela está pensando no mesmo. Vocês vão até o carro e você abre a porta do carro dela para que ela entre. Ela faz uma reverência para agradecer pelo ato de cavalheirismo e vocês riem da situação. Ela abre o vidro do carro para que não haja obstáculos entre vocês enquanto te espera fechar a porta do carro. 

“Eu acho que não deveria te deixar ir embora dirigindo depois de te deixar embriagada.” “Você não está tão melhor do que eu para estar falando isso!” Vocês riem. Ela então fala: “Não sei você, mas eu não paro de pensar naquele dia.” As palavras te atingem como um murro, mas você não nega. “Eu também não lourinha.”

Essas palavras são suficientes para que Sabrina te agarre pelo colarinho da camisa e te beije com urgência.

Sadley P.