#crackposting

[violent138]

I think Alfred and Bruce greatly enjoy the many offers they get for the life rights to Bruce's story. They brainstorm what a day in the life of Bruce Wayne without any mention of Batman looks like:

Alfred: "Bruce Wayne is religious about getting sixteen hours of sleep."

Bruce: "Bruce Wayne's secret to success number eighty-seven: revolutionize my workers' productivity, by never showing up to the office and sailing the company yacht."

Alfred: "Bruce Wayne insists on eating healthy meals, with models, every lunch. He spends his time bonding with the children over a shared love of--"

Bruce, straight-faced: "Inspiring people to visit dentists."

[ruiniel]

just thought about these two solving mysteries together and the sass would be legendary

[formyfanfics]

Im sorry but mdzs crossover with kung fu panda is too much fun.

These two ESPECIALLY.

[mt10lt20]

Incorrect Ace Combat - AC 0/6/7 AU Did quite a few slightly shippy Wingmen's perspectives before, so on the flipside - the Flight Leaders' version.

Cipher: Trig, I don't think you should go out with Count.

Talisman: Agree, he's slightly dodgy.

Trigger: *Ahem*. You both do not have the moral high ground to tell me not to date Count when one of you is seeing a dude who got you court-martialed and the other is seeing a dude who tried to murder you.

Trigger: And, you are both still alive. So.

Cipher & Talisman: Okay, low bar, but fair enough. You win. Enjoy, don't die.

[putrescent-corpses]

“ This site is fun. Some of the photos on here remind me of my boyfriend! ”

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[discocactusblogs]

Best part of my life lately is randomly quoting Bill & Ted to my dad and watch as he gets a kick out of it when I say stuff like:

"That's bogus, man." "Party on dudes!" "Waterloo!" "Greetings, my excellent friends." "All we are is dust in the wind, dudes"

And since there's a Circle K up the street, I annoy him with "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." Every time we go by.

I think what throws him off is I can go from speaking proper English and correct his grammar, then turn around and end my sentences with "dude".

[punishedsaints]

That's for smoking crack, you ignorant bastard.

[mojonbo]

[monstresansmerci]

“OK, so the crew of the Nostromo was lead by a fuckin’ moron. Like a dude you feel lukewarm to gets a fuckin’ monster on his face, you leave him. Adios amigo. Movie would’ve lasted 30 minutes.”

[brainrotcharacters]

wdym this isn't every grandparent w their grandchild

So vengeance saga

[mercseven7]

[alex-supremacy4]

RAAAAAAHHHHH btw im bored

[sweeneydino]

Ahem.

I stayed up making these, you better use them

Only if you want to ofc 😇

[off-key-fanfare]

This is so weird. I need this on my blog. Mine now.

Bloconut and Yango chillin on Yurfboard and Bwave while BYorse and Bellaroacha enjoy the bwater

[burningblake]

#a summary of that meeting

(insp.)

[maharellasa]

how I imagine this is gonna play out