off-key-fanfare
Off Key Fanfare
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off-key-fanfare · 2 minutes ago
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Hey you know what sucks is predatory companies that make you enter your email address so that they can harass and advertise to you to access resources you might need to keep track of expenses after a disaster. So, uh, fuck them.
If you need to track the cost of things like hotel stays, pet kenneling, medical care, etc. after a disaster you can use this worksheet.
If you need to create an inventory of your home for an insurance claim (and if you'd like to do this to keep someplace safe before a disaster) you can use this worksheet (two pages, instructions on the first page, worksheet on the second).
And here's a FEMA document with numbers for disaster relief groups and a checklist of documents that you may need to have replaced as well as a description of what to do if you had cash in your home that was destroyed and can possibly be replaced.
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off-key-fanfare · 2 days ago
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when you're autistic and you learn how to smalltalk it literally feels like you started hacking real life
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Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?
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follow me... for adventure and wonder
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off-key-fanfare · 2 days ago
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early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion
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constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.
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off-key-fanfare · 2 days ago
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Now my AU of team RWBY is set! Do you have a favorite design among the 4? Rwby and Weiss don't have concept sheets yet so I will make them at some point. Also some of the other characters will have designs that I made in the past but more refined while others will have completely new ones! No I don't have a name yet for the AU yet.. I was never good at names anyways T_T
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off-key-fanfare · 2 days ago
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Dealing with language in fantasy settings is strange because even if you don’t come up with a conlang or something then how are all of these people from different cultures speaking to each other
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my @dreblrsecretsanta gift for @airrec ~selkie cdrm chillin in a rock pool 🦭
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eagerly awaiting the reveal of what political science 101 concept is she going to stop the plot to teach middle schoolers about. we got bread and circuses we got the extended work on thomas hobbes my money is on haymitch starting this book as an objectivist and having to unlearn that in the face of true struggle
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off-key-fanfare · 3 days ago
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horsegirl Lae'zel has begun to spread the gospel
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Asking BG3 characters to pick you up pads
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off-key-fanfare · 3 days ago
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redrawing a piece i made a year ago
twitter | insta | inprnt | redbubble
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off-key-fanfare · 3 days ago
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After 10 years locked in the hells, little things like frogs are mesmerizing. Karlach 100% made the group stop every time a cute critter appeared on their journey.
Taters
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