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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Get Souped!

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang yanli #I'm back!#She would never say 'get souped idiot' but I like to imagine JC and WWX would say it to each other if the other got sick and needed soup #JYL would never throw soup without knowing full well you would be able to catch it #She would rather fall face first than drop a bowl of soup after tripping.#She’s been hard at work preparing this soup! And all of you get to have some B*) Thanks for all the support while I was on break!#‘was your break relaxing op?’ unfortunately it was like being kicked down several flights of stairs. Didn't draw much sadly #Though I did end up writing a little mdzs fic! I haven’t written anything in a long while but it was fun. Maybe I'll post it....maybe...#regardless of all this rambling; thank you for all the kind messages. ill try and reply soon!#i have a few more fun doodles before I'm ready to crack into season 2!#Enjoy the soup in the mean time!#(PS: I know that's not the right hand shape for the meme redraw but augh...the OG hand angle was...way too hard to draw).#edit: retagged as better drawn mdzs. I put a lot into this one

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waytooinvested · 7 months ago

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Alex: Kara? What's wrong? You look like you're about to cry.

Kara: No, nothing. It's just... something that happened with Lena.

Alex: What did she do? Is she evil after all? Did she cheat on you? Do I need to kill her??

Kara: *sniffling* She just- she-

Alex: Woah, hey it's okay. Take a breath, then tell me what happened.

Kara: We were baking a cake for when Ruby and Sam come to visit. Everything was going great, we were having so much fun, and then I turned round and saw it...

Alex: You saw WHAT Kara???

Kara: The bowl! In the sink! Full of water!

Kara: I'd maybe have understood if she'd scraped it out herself rather than sharing it with me, but she didn't even eat it! She just... washed it up.

Kara: All that lovely cake batter, washed away down the drain like it was nothing. I'm not sure I can ever see her quite the same way after this.

Alex:

Alex: ...you eat the raw cake mix?

Kara: *clutching her heart dramatically* ET TU BRUTE?!

#supercorp #kara danvers #lena luthor #alex danvers #incorrect supercorp quote #crack #Et tu Brute?#Inspired by a real thing that happened with my wife one time when I washed up a mixing bowl before she had scraped it out #she made the smallest saddest sound ever #Like all her dreams had been washed away with the batter and she would never know joy again #Needless to say I always save her the bowl now

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leniisreallycool · 2 months ago

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Everyone's all like "oh Solomon is canonically a bad cook!" The infinitely funnier option is that he actually is a good cook and every just overreacts because it's a weird mix of human world food and Devildom food. Man's been around for thousands of years you think he'd subject himself to shitty food for that long without learning to cook

"Oh but he says recipes are suggestions!" How do you think new dishes are created. Solomon is probably responsible for half the different types of human world food

#When you know how to cook you can just throw ingredients into a bowl and make something really good #Just today I experimented with a blueberry muffin recipe and made donuts from it that got compliments from someone I'd never met before #And then later I wanted to make something with sesame oil so I did #I didn't use a recipe #I did use a ton of different ingredients #Everyone ate it and got seconds and it wasn't for lack of other options #Was this post mainly so I could brag about my amazing delicious cooking ? Yes. Yes it was #It's also a second propaganda post to spread my headcanon #canon is bullshit reject canon accept funny headcanons #Obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me solomon #om solomon #obey me crack

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justjams7787 · 7 months ago

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they live in my head rent free GET OUT OF MY HEAD. This is a comic i was too lazy to actually finish so- 😭

#geto suguru #gojo satoru #satosugu #gojo x geto #geto x gojo #crack treated seriously #airport scene #chapter 236 #shitpost #unfinshed art #that i will never finish #stsg brainrot #my art style that fluctuates more than my bowl movements <3 #mini comic #comic strip

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nevesceramics · 10 months ago

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Wild dishes galore! 🐾 droppin' into a forest near you 2/9 :3c

#want to mention that the bear plate is cracked so nfs sadly and ill be keeping the crouching wolf bowl so i can put it into some shows!#totally making more tho!#ceramics #clay #animal art #finished work #pottery #handmade #wildlife art

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grunklefordpines · 1 month ago

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Question. Do or do you not put your

DISHES IN

ALPHABETICAL ORDER.

Is it a threat? Is it not? Who knows

I put them in order of how often they get used—Favorite, to least favorite.

#his dishes consist of mugs and decorated containers #he does have a ‘fine china’ which is just nice plates and bowls he cracks out when there are guests #ford pines #gravity falls roleplay #the mind boggles

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average-hua-cheng-fan · 5 months ago

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hey, don't cry. while the ramen water boils, add some shredded leftover meat or lunch meat and some spinach to your bowl. when you put the noodles in, add an egg, the whole spicy flavor packet, a tsp+ each of ground ginger and garlic, and a pat of butter. decide when the noodles are done with your heart and then add them and the broth to the bowl. okay?

#delicious flavorful and nutritious ramen #easy for adhd #adhd #yeah. my favorite meal to make.#just trust me on this one bro #a friend dubbed this “extravagant ramen” so thats what i call it lol #OR. i tried out the cheat tonkatsu recipe from the mxtx cookbook recently.#in your bowl crack an egg and add kewpie mayo then whisk. i didnt have that so i added regular mayo+rice vinegar #do everything the same except mix it up after you put in the noodles and the broth #ITS FUCKING DELICIOUS #i speak

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communistkenobi · 9 months ago

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you can always tell when recipe bloggers have dishwashers

#‘beat your eggs in a separate bowl beforehand’ no fucking way brother that shits getting cracked straight into the pan!

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unganseylike · 6 months ago

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the “im hanging on by a thread” “im telling you you gotta try apricot jam that thread will turn into a rope” is me with miso paste. my friend casually mentioned one day that her go-to easy vegetarian meal was miso soup and i was like making miso soup isnt easy (or vegetarian) you got to deal with the dashi and its a whole thing. she said well i mean i just use the miso and some tofu. truly a life changing interaction. now whenever i am sad and need easy hearty meal i make a bare bones miso soup…this has perhaps been a pillar holding me up this year

#my sad times miso adjacent soup:#heat some water. put some broc in there #before water boils but is hot take out a few tablespoons into a little bowl #stir in a chunk of white miso paste (not good to boil miso)#once water boils put in some instant noodles.#crack an egg on top if so desired. cook until noodles are done #take off heat. Add in some silken tofu sesame oil whatev toppings and mix in ur miso-water #voila. soup with miso in it (not to be confused w miso soup)#i’d say 10 min tops if ur pot is small (so water boiling faster)#now that my mind has been opened. friends what are ur go to vegetarian meals

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self-spaghettification · 1 year ago

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he’s my silly

#aaravos #the dragon prince #tdp #tdp crack #silly!!#my art #self spaghettification #goes bowling with his prison #teehee #aaravos crying #50

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imadhatt3r · 2 days ago

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I can't stop thinking about Koujaku's name and sparrow motif...

So his name means "red sparrow"; And I'd imagine that he was most likely named by his mother. I don't think his father had much of a presence in his early life, and besides, I feel like a violent yakuza leader would want his son to have a more "powerful" sounding name. So it was probably his mom's choice.

I feel like she must've loved sparrows if she named her son after them. I can see her going out to parks and gardens just to see them, and taking older Koujaku with her to feed them too. They were always so cute and cheerful, so they always managed to lift her spirits whenever she was worried about her pregnancy, her partner, or future in general, so she decided to name her son after them, because she wanted him to lead life with the same qualities she saw in these birds: She wanted him to be joyful, resiliant, adaptable, and always surrounded by loving and like-minded people (since sparrows live in large groups). He was her little birdie since birth... 😭

I think that Koujaku grew fond of sparrows too, through seeing how much his mother loved them. Maybe that's why he wears a kimono with sparrows and picked Beni (a sparrow) as his AllMate. I can see him putting out a small bowl with grains on his windowstill to get some sparrows to come, like he used to do with his mom when they went to feed them, but with mixed results (sometimes they come and sometimes they don't).

Aoba picks up on it too; Whenever he's out doing deliveries and he spots a flock of sparrows foraging in a patch of grass or drinking and bathing out of a puddle, he takes a photo on his coil and sends it over to Koujaku, usually with some silly caption he comes up with on the spot. He absent-mindedly picks up any sparrow-themed knicknacks to give to Koujaku, all of which are deeply treasured and loved- if they're something like post-it notes, there's a guarantee that they'll never be used, and they will be lovingly stored in a drawer untill the end of times. Aoba actually bought an extra set of post-it notes and a pen with a sparrow-themed topper to keep at his desk at Hum-Drum.

This is more of a sidenote, but I always imagined Koujaku's mother as a rather short and frail woman, probably a bit shorter than Aoba, so the height difference between them now would be really big. I guess I was just touched by the image of Koujaku's mom cradling his head in her hands to have him look at her as she wipes away his tears with her thumbs... Her birdie's all grown up, but he'll always remain her little sparrow...

#dmmd #dramatical murder #koujaku #kouao #hatter blathers #im sorry its just that characters with bird motifs are like crack to me #perfect intersection of my two fav interests: ornithology and media analysis #i hope that i didnt say anything ignorant regarding naming conventions #i did my best to look up anything but all i found were legal things for name changes #i looove the idea of koujakus mom wanting her son to lead a life where hes happy and surrounded by loved ones #and also wishing for him to be adaptible since i feel like she felt he might need it in the future #idk why my brain got so attached to koujaku and his mom specifically lol. theyre just so tragic #and they were in such a terrible situation but they still loved eachother so much..... 😭😭😭#i like the concept of koujaku doing a lot of little things that remind him of his mom. some are almost a habit #and some he cant do without being overcome with self-loathing and guilt #but i think that his love for sparrows would remain. idk how common they are in midorijima but he always smiles when he sees them #and i can see him doing stuff like leaving water bowls for them in the summer. small acts of kindness #and the thing about his mom cradling his face is just something i wish they could do one last time...#like... hes her baby boy... hes taller and stronger than her and has been for years but hes her baby 😭#fun fact: the sparrows that are most likely used as a base for koujakus motif are most likely eurasian tree sparrows #and not house sparrows. tree sparrows are more common in japan.#their distinguishing features are black spots on their cheeks #and i think that it parellels koujakus tattoo really nicely #a coincidence but one i really like

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saltycitywitch · 2 months ago

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I decided to do a lil anatomy practice today and also wanted to try to actually draw one of the kny guys- so I picked the motherfucker with the WEIRDEST hair/hairline apparently! I was gonna break my tablet. I'm just gonna draw this man with a mullet next time I draw him, on god.

#sanemi shinaguzawa #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #kimetsu fanart #demon slayer #my art #man definitely sounds like a bowl of cereal in the morning #all them achey and popping bones #I can only imagine after Hashira meetings #Everyone standing and all the knee cracks

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pouetpouetduckbaudelaire · 9 months ago

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Pop punk is THE babytrans guy music genre. I've been relistening to my favourite bands that I basically worshipped when I was 13-14 and like ...that's so me !

Yeah I feel like a loser ! Yeah I just want to stay in my room forever and listen to music too loud ! Yeah I hate my parents ! Yeah I feel like nobody understands me ! Yeah I'm scared I'm gonna be stuck in a town that sucks forever ! Yeah I get a crush on every girl I meet !

It really hits all the sucker feelings, so good to embrace the moody idiot inside.

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just-a-littol-fella · 2 months ago

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I want quick wit and resourceful Dr rannit

I want Greg to yank Tony into the staff only corridor behind the west arcade

I want them to have a meaningless scuffle

I want Tony to break free from Greg and run deeper into the storage corridor

I want the absolutely distraught and hopeless expression Tony has as he relises its a dead end and there's no way out this way

I want Greg to corner him in the storage area

I want Tony to impulsively try to scale the boxes and shelves to get into the dark tunnel in the wall, it's the only way away

I want Greg to alert the DJ and trigger bouncer mode

I want him to grab Tony's ankles and yank him back down

I want them to have a useless argument to fill time

I want Greg to dive behind the cut outs and arcade machines as DJ emerges from the neon lined tunnel above their head

A want Tony to absolutely lose his fucking mind and try to run from the DJ

I want the DJ to grab him and carry his kicking and screaming form into the neon lined tunnel above the exit

#rainy talks #fnaf tftp #fnaf ggy #fnaf gregory #fnaf dr rabbit #tony becker #tftp ggy #unrelated but i want greg to crack tony upside the head with some random thing he picked up #bonus points if theyre in bonnie bowl #and its like... a boeling pin

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gummi-stims · 11 months ago

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Hihi! If you have time, I would love to request a board for the pokemon Aegislash, perhaps with shiny/sparkly or metallic silver? Thank you for reading and have a wonderful day!