#cracked! steven

[yocalio]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg

[mandareeboo]

I think a lot of people forget that Garnet's future vision isn't, like, accurate? That's the whole point of Future Vision; Garnet sees so many timelines, and she has to pick and choose which to follow, and they aren't' always accurate. Pool Hopping reinforces that concept, with Garnet being unable to pick which future Steven will follow because she's ignored his development.

She even does it in Future! She's so sure that Steven is in the "pepperoni timeline" that she doesn't even consider that he might be taking the vegetarian option.

Garnet has an approximate knowledge of many things, and she just kinda picks which future she thinks is true based on characters and how they act. Her future vision isn't a solid thing that she can just Know how things will go down. She guesses. A lot.

[venusonvellum]

Marc Spector fucks

Steven Grant fucks

Jake Lockley knocks you up in secret and shouts at you outside your window when you kick his ass to the curb 😭

[dusty-pistol]

The father son duo ever!!!

Fanart for @themostsanebug

[maralaai]

Don’t leave pearl alone with baby Steven

[moghedien]

Things that have happened in the last 48 hours

Tucker Carlson fired from Fox News unceremoniously and without warning, apparently directly at the command of Rupert Murdoch. Reason isn't clear but Dominion claims with wasn't because of their recent settlement with Fox News for over $700 million. Considering all that Fox News hosts get away with saying regularly, something pretty wild has to have happened for them to suddenly fire their number one money maker and the host of the highest viewed tv program in the country, on any channel.

Don Lemon fired from CNN possibly without warning, though CNN claims they tried to meet with him. Possibly due to sexist and/or racist comments, but the reason isn't currently clear and CNN is just not wanting to talk about it

Nate Silver was laid off by Disney and ABC and is no longer part of FiveThirtyEight, which he founded.

Steven Crowder announced that he has been divorced since 2021 when his wife filed a no-fault divorce, openly bemoaned the fact that the laws of Texas allowed her to divorce him without his permission, and then publicly accused Candace Owens of trying to use his divorce to extort him for money.

Candace Owens started commenting back at him, denying the accusations of extortion and has now officially begun another far right media civil war as people are taking sides, because she took the bait. She may or may not have sent him a cease and desist and be planning to take legal action.

[lbyrnthhours]

this is what was happening in SUF before homeworld bound because i am rebecca sugar (confirmed) (actual)

[a0random0gal]

Yeah so Remember when Ryan Condal said Aegon and Sunfyre's bond was "Green propaganda" and everyone got understandably mad at him??

Take a look at what he said regarding b&c:

https://www.reddit.com/r/HOTDGreens/s/NabfGkmeWs

Bro...what the actual fuck did you just say?

Apparently blood and cheese was all green propaganda that Alicent spread to make saint Rhaenyra look bad. It was all a misunderstanding, there was no choice between Jaehaerys and Maelor, it was all made up.

Alicent just invented the most evil lie she could muster up to villainize the amazing blacks. What was shown onscreen is the real representation of what transpired.

Jesus Christ Condal i get that you hate book! Alicent (and Alicent in general) for some reason but can you stop blaming that poor woman, who had to watch her grandchild get beheaded, and not say she was lying out of her ass? Is that so hard?

"You were supposed to be rooting for blood and cheese and hope they didn't get caught!"

For the love of the Seven, if you don't want all the money you spent marketing this show to go down the drain Hbo please keep this man away from any interviews, I can't listen to him anymore without wanting to turn my phone off.

I genuinely can't fault many greens for deciding to stop watching because of this bs.

It's so embarrassing that a writer who is supposed to portray a civil war and keep both sides on equal ground pulls this type of shit. For me the next episode is coming out tomorrow and honestly I have no motivation to watch, absolutely no excitement.

I tried to deny it in the past, but now the writer's bias has become so blatant that my love for the show has taken a hit. Hotd truly is a high budget team black fanfic.

And here I thought without D&D in the picture we would be fine.

[jindadraws]

Pearl Viktor and White Diamond Machine Herald because I am ill™️

Don’t ask me how a pearl became White Diamond I am simply the messenger. (I’ve never made an au lol)

A semi-baroque Pearl with a limb enhancer worn on his weaker right leg (caused by the pit in his pearl).

He was assigned to Jayce, who I think should be a Quartz of some sort (strong, stable, work with their hands, loyal). I’d love for them to fuse into an Opal (Pearl + Amethyst) or Rainbow Quartz (Pearl + Rose Quartz) but maybe he’s higher ranking as a Talis (and Pearl “owner”)- so a Jasper or an Agate maybe?

Post-finale, I feel like JayVik would be a permafusion like Garnet. But Pearls make pretty unstable fusions; canon with Viktor suddenly leaving and Jayce saying “he does that sometimes”😭 And Vik later admitting “I was clouded by emotions”- reminds me much of SU’s Pearl lol.

Also I just think Vik and Pearl would enjoy engineering together :)

[toddsmind-neilssoul]

more cause i can

silly goofy funny guy pittsie

freaky charlie

meeksie 🥰

richard cameron

knoxious being knoxious

cameo of my girl chris & stick my boy (because he deserves more screentime)

[toomanywatchers]

So I saw this popular post floating around amid the Watcher drama-

-and here is my response to that with some iconic Watcher quotes:

Shane: "What's the deal with cousins?" - in TMS season 3

Ryan: "Hey dipshit, are you scared?" - in TMS season 3

Steven: "What's the trauma version of nostalgia?" Shane: "Trauma?" - in Pod Watcher ep 5 (aka the glorious Nose Soap Apple ep)

Shane: "I don't like people to acknowledge me as a human being." - in Are You Scared of Working Out

Ryan: "Class dismissed, you little blue ball sack." - in Puppet History's The Dreadful Demise of the Dinosaurs

Steven: "Who cares, man!" - in Making Watcher ep 4

Shane: "As soon as there's an element of competition, my brain just quits" - in Weird Wonderful World Roller Derby ep

Ryan: "You killed me!" Shane: " You're dead?" Ryan: "Yeah, because you asked for a blowjob." - in Survival Mode Demonologist

Steven: "Oh, I can't process the world right now." - Steven Eats Through Korea for 24 Hours Straight

Bonus one from the Patreon because I think about this moment at least once a day:

*answering the question on when would a gen z bark* Sam: "during doggy style?" Shane in disapproving dad voice: "Sam!"

and that is just a few quotes that I think about or quote from time to time. If you have a favorite quote and want to add to this post to out-ratio the original blogger- go for it!

Now my little rant that I've been trying to keep in but imma just add it here: it seems that most of the haters throwing out nasty comments seem to be old BFU fans who only watch Ghost Files and can not let go of the past and does not realize that BFU has been over for almost 3 years now. Guess what?

It's.

Never.

Coming.

Back.

It's totally ok to miss and grieve the loss of something you love, but continuously comparing Watcher to just BFU is tiring. Watcher is so much more than BFU, and if you guys would just simply read Watcher's company motto then you would know that.

So how about instead of living in 2018, you come and join us in 2024 and recognize that Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara, and especially Steven Lim are still fucking hilarious alongside the wonderful team at Watcher.

ps: I decided to use a screenshot and cut out the name instead of reblogging the op's post because I simply do not want to give them any more attention.

[tweetsofyj]

[captainhysunstuff]

Light comes up with a brilliant plan to avoid their "bad ending" during the rain scene (inspired by/stolen from the Steven Universe episode "Fusion Cuisine": scene link). Light's final quote is also from "Giant Woman~".

Next

[fettiowi]

Spinel's "I'm supposed to be a friend. I just wanna be a friend" always kills me.

While for other gems their purpose was a prison, for Spinel remembering her purpose is what saved her.

[nectarinesinthesun444]

rip Todd Anderson you would’ve loved @autisticbookclub on instagram, goodreads and poetry slam

rip Neil Perry you would have loved rocky horror picture show, Lou Reed, The Smiths and David Bowie

rip Steven Meeks you would have loved Minecraft, Wikipedia and trolling kids on Roblox with Pitts and Charlie

rip Charlie Dalton you would have loved Ziggy Stardust, glam rock, Queen, and the civil rights movement

rip Gerard Pitts you would have loved raiding discord servers with Meeks

rip Knox Overstreet you would have loved tinder and r/relationship_advice

[kazthisnuts]

daily sketch #6

this is. old

anyway gem luffy au kinda??? he's not actually a gem but. ye

this has more now! [masterpost]

wee bit of context:

we don't have dragon or garp here, his parents are actually just the sea and the sun. this au was born bc i needed a fic where non human luffy wants to be human but couldn't find much 😔😔

anyway

he gets a heart? sort of? he picked up a sea glass and said "woah that's cool" and steven universe way turns into its reflection of sorts

this doesn't follow canon much until asl brothers but yeah

i might do more in the future idk