#crackalacka

[thathazelnut]

*Sonic theme plays*

Art skill.. Why did you leave me for so long just to come back like this??

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Alternative BG because idk. Sanic. (I honestly dont know if i like this one or not.)

[pinata09]

i havent even recovered from the last one, and now there’s this?!?!? 

Am I the only one who thinks "Crackalacka" when I see Karaka's name.

[chrisodonline]

You’ve heard my crack-adjacent, crack-lite, and full-on crack theories re: Katya or “Katya.” Now I present to you my crackalacka theory that I’ve not been able to shake today.

It would tie A LOT of things together, so I highly doubt anything like it will happen.

It’s posited on one question: Are all the Callen storylines actually separate, or do they just look separate as misdirects or partial indirects?

Katya is clearly getting help, we’re supposed to realize that the Deep Fake has Deep Ties to other things. We’ve got Hetty off on some Super Secret Mutant Ninja Mighty Morphin’ Lange Mission. G’s mini-spy crosses path with Hetty’s less-mini-spy-pal. This mini-spy came to him during some of the Russia/Katya messes. Before she left, we had the Subject 17 debacle surface. “Greg”/Subject 17 met-cute with Subject Not-17. Katya’s starting to center in on G more. Kilbride is worried more about what the Hetty/Drona thing is going to do to Callen than the Deep Fake, and he has been no stranger to commenting on all the Russian ties and femme fatales. Yet THIS has him concerned.

And Kilbride has had some recurring themes with his character, mainly how he reacts to suicides or apparent suicides and mental health struggles. (Someone theorized that might have lost his son that way, so he’s extra sensitive to it -- though who wouldn’t be.) He’s very concerned with G’s mental health, which seems to be coming to the forefront. Something that wasn’t a recurring theme with Kilbride but very much focused on the Kilbride Mythos: his rogue protege. This was in a Bartels ep, and he tends to strongly foreshadow things. At first it looked like G might have some more rogue-time in the future, especially since Kilbride’s own prized protege Laura Song (a.k.a. Callen-equivalent) did it. 

But what if the foreshadowing was of someone who would target Callen because they were an agent-gone-bad from Hetty’s project? It would be too much of a coincidence for Meet-Cute-Spy-Lady Leah to be shady BEFORE she met Callen. But the actress hinted she’d be back. (Leah is close to Laura, but that’s a stretch.)

So are we leading up to another rogue Hetty protege/subject? Was Hetty trying to clean up some related mess? Is someone with internal connections/access seeking revenge on Hetty by going after Callen, conveniently when everyone would be looking solely at Katya? Is all the mental health talk going to play into this, as well? Did Laura Song make Kilbride extra paranoid about what might happen if Callen goes too far down the rabbit hole after learning more about Drona -- and that’s what Hypothetical Rogue Agent is hoping for: mess with Callen’s head AND turn him against Hetty? (He’d also be a convenient scapegoat with his current mental state, past obsessions involving Hetty and his past, and rogue ways.)

Like I said, crackalacka theory. And hooboy, this was so much longer than I thought it would be.

Oops.

[akascow]

nah i know damn well everyones knees in hq sound like raw pasta being snapped in half whenever they stand up or squat down

*tendou or kenma squats down in their funky lil pose* *bones go crackalacka*

[gigolohifumi]

sssso sit back heres this story nate say hey yo no whisper go crackalacka boom boom tththetheres more yokai thn taters in idaho like cheeksqueak and his popo fffeel that there way down low fidgephant makes u need a qquick commode all this gera po turn backt he clock yooo see what we can see

[deadontheinsidebut]

i have talked to no other people on this God forsaken site but i may start writing since i used to write on wattpad in the good old days, years ago now😔 do you have any tips on how to begin writing on tumblr ?? if not, i still hope you have an absolutely ass-smacking-crackalacka-chalaka day 😤👊

HI LMAOO and yes I remember those wattpad days. I never wrote but I was a heavy consumer because erhmm... Fairy tail fanfictions were my life 👀👀

And yes!! Ofc I could give you tips who am I to deny you maam 💖💖 I’m not the biggest blog around but I’ve had my fair share of highs and lows hehe

1. Honestly, try to make your formatting clean and easy to read. If people see huge beginning paragraphs or messy author’s notes or confusing titles, they’re more likely to scroll. So add gifs, simple titles, an engaging hook!! Those make me go 👀

2. Use. Your. Tags!!!! I can’t stress this enough. If you want your work to circulate and gain traction, it’s best to use tags so that people who have yet to follow you can read your work and choose to follow you if they deem your work high quality.

3. Make friends and read their work. It’ll really motivate you if you have someone there who will always support your work and look over it to make sure it’s presentable. Plus, what’s a social platform without being social? :’)

4. Don’t overcomplicate your writing. Peopl want to understand and be like “oh same this is so cute.” If you’re constantly filling your work with words you’re not 100% sure of or just adding onto your sentences like there’s no tomorrow, people will stop reading.

5. Understand the terminology. Can you tell the difference between headcanons, drabbles, fics, or imagines? If the time comes when you choose to take requests, it’s good to know what they are so you can fulfill those requests to the best of their abilities. Do you know the difference between fluff, angst, crack, and smut? Just know the genres and the types of writing!!

Anyway, that’s what I could think of off the top of my head!! If you have anymore questions, feel free to send them in because I love that!! Good luck on your writing journey. I’ll always be here to support you. Have a crackalackin day crackhead!! 💖💕💗💘

[justanotherbeerguy]

Day 7 of the 12 Days of Milkshake Stout is Crackalacka® Milkshake Stout: Literally a cup of coffee brewed with beer. Ale brewed with Lactose (Milk Sugars), Cocoa Nibs then cold-brewed with locally roasted White Pine Coffee's® Crackalacka®. This velvety smooth sweet stout stands out in a crowd with a mouthful of intense, rich, roasted flavors. 5.3.5% abv/vol. @rochestermillsbeer .⁠ .⁠ ⁣Keep out of reach of children⁣. For adult use 21 years or older⁣. Enjoy responsibly⁣.⁣⠀⁠ .⁠ . #rochestermills #rochestermillsbeer #rochestermillsbeerco #InstaBeer #BeerPorn #21plus #chillin #puremichigan #craftbeer #cheers #crackopenacoldone #milkshakestout #12daysofmilkshake #gotstout #whitepinecoffee #coffeestout #independentcraft (at Rochester Mills Production Brewery & Public Taproom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5xZJ1vlRj7/?igshid=wxeqld84jytw

[gloamsims]

10 Questions Tag (again)

I was tagged to do this by @dangerous-stain-builds.

Rules: Always post the rules, answer the questions given to you and tag some friends!

I tag anyone else who wants to do this. :P

1. Favorite Curse Word?

I don’t really swear but if I did I think it’d be ‘ass.’

2. Coke or Pepsi?

I don’t really like either and I can’t taste the difference.

3.  What superpower would you like to have?

I’d probably want shape-shifting or flight.

4. Ultimate pet peeve?

When people erase things and don’t brush away the little eraser bits afterward.

5. Without EPs, and DLCs, Sims 3 or Sims 4?

I played TS3 for a good few years without any DLCs so I’d have to go with that. I feel like without any EPs or DLCs TS4 really lacks things to do.

6.  When was the last time you screamed at the top of your lungs?

During my string of anxiety attacks a few weeks ago. >_<

7.  What is something you’ve done that you wish you could undo?

Humanity. Wow, that’s dark.

8.  If you had to change your name, what would your new name be?

Oooh, dear, I dunno. I don’t really like my name but I have no idea what I’d change it to.

9. Last lie you told?

Uhhh, I don’t think it’s appropriate to put on my blog.

10. Strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?

I tried fried alligator when I was in Florida a few years ago and it was the most bizarre thing I’d ever eaten. It tasted like old meat-and cardboard-flavored gummy bears.

Bonus Round:

1. What’s your most embarrassing childhood memory?

Well, there are so many to choose from, you see. I remember one time in 7th grade I fell out of a golf cart riding past the 8th-grade boy’s water polo team (that I was, for reasons I haven’t time to explain, playing on at the time).

2. What do you love about yourself most?

What is there to like?

3. If you were forced to open a bakery, what would you name it?

Crackalacka Donuts.

4. What’s your favorite color?

At the moment I really like dark bluey colors.

5. Do you sing in the shower?

All the time. It’s a problem.

6. What’s your favorite movie?

Hmm, I’ve never really had a favorite movie, but I always enjoy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

7. Last thing you bought?

I think it was a new pair of pajamas.

8. What was the last thing you ate?

Leftover birthday cake.

9. Do you like scary movies or comedy movies more?

I prefer comedy movies on a general basis, but I’d really like to watch more horror movies.

10. 3 things you cannot live without?

1. my cat

2. my Harry Potter books

3. my imagination

[edgyearring]

"Uncle Todou...Gera Gera Po"

“WHISPER GO CRACKALACKA BOOM BOOM.”

@writemeendlesssongs

[finelinebooks]

Crackalacka

Crackalacka

You know just why I shed a tear, Impassioned by the sight When fireworks light up the sky All red and blue and white? And they say Boom Boom Crackalacka Boom Boom Boom Boom Crackalacka

I never meant to stay that long Then something in me spoke That day, the plane, the Pentagon When sleeping giants woke And they said Boom Boom Jackalacka Boom Boom Boom Boom Jackalacka

I buy a ticket…

[cognitivedissonance]

BRB, y'all. I must dance around my living room in my underwear.

Why? Because "Crackalacka" by Left Lane Cruiser just came up on here.

[justanotherbeerguy]

Crackalacka Milkshake Stout — Coffee Milk Stout brewed with milk sugars, cocoa nibs then cold brewed with locally roasted White Pine Coffee’s Crackalacka blend coffee beans. This velvety smooth stout stands out in a crowd with a mouthful of intense, rich, roasted flavors. . @rochestermillsbeer .⁠ .⁠ ⁣Keep out of reach of children⁣. For adult use 21 years or older⁣. Enjoy responsibly⁣.⁣⠀⁠ .⁠ . #rochestermills #rochestermillsbeer #rochestermillsbeerco #InstaBeer #BeerPorn #21plus #chillin #puremichigan #craftbeer #cheers #crackopenacoldone #milkshakestout #12daysofmilkshake #gotstout #whitepinecoffee (at Rochester Mills Production Brewery & Public Taproom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4ScYmElBRd/?igshid=1s6s06mkpmj2x

[unpopularmusic-blog]

Left Lane Cruiser

[1-800-i-ship-it]

I’m never going to see Karaka Crackalacka the same way again

Am I the only one who thinks "Crackalacka" when I see Karaka's name.

[thecrimsonnight-7]

Am I the only one who thinks "Crackalacka" when I see Karaka's name.