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which ship do you think aly would pick in twilight?
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image. you with the watercolour eyes
headcanon. on the other side of fear lies freedom
open. more comfortable in chaos
starter call. swear i'm doing my best
edit. you have betrayed yourself for nothing
memes. put us on track
self. always a little much
friends. hold my hand
crack. you talk like a book
#image. you with the watercolour eyes#headcanon. on the other side of fear lies freedom#open. more comfortable in chaos#starter call. swear i'm doing my best#edit. you have betrayed yourself for nothing#memes. put us on track#self. always a little much#friends. hold my hand#crack. you talk like a book
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You guys are always yapping about how Criston Cole is Rhaenyra’s victim. Even though the show contradicts you on this point many times. Even though the producers contradict you on this point repeatedly.
However, no one wants to reckon with the fact that those men took a tale about a misogynistic paedophile and the child he groomed and isolated and then turned his child victim into the initiator/aggressor.
It’s par for the course with the adaptors. We watched it happen with Dany and Jorah, Doreah and Xaro Xhoan Daxos, Loras Tyrell and the homophobic way they adapted his story. The racist, heavily sexualised way they adapted the sand snakes and Ellaria Sand. I had hoped the fandom would know better by now but alas!
#before someone inevitably comes here to “but daemon” me#I will say that#daemon targaryen#did not get an adaptation that effectively whitewashed his character to the point that even book-only discussions of his character#are derailed by his antis.#if anything daemon was made extra evil#criston cole was whitewashed#to the point that people who have allegedly read the books are arguing that he was always#rhaenyra's victim.#it's absolutely maddening.#people justifying the homophobic rant he gives after viserys dies#people saying his usurpation of rhaenyra is justified#also being “but daemon-ed” is so fucking annoying#I don't even like that nigga but the way your lot talk about him has me wondering if any of you cracked open fire and blood#or rise of the dragon#or even the world of ice and fire#like damn#you niggas don't even slander Tywin this much and he's also a child murdering#woman murdering#war mongering#cruel#misogynist#like what gives?#house of the dragon#fire and blood#hotd#criston cole
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has anybody else thought about how jk could easily manage sofia's parts of slow dance or is it just me?
#jikook#bts#everybody is working to insert jk in who where i just don't see it (other than the seven parallels)#and not talking much about what i see as WAY more obvious nods most especially in rebirth#like jm sings about wanting to be worthy of someone - maybe someone who just became a huge SOLO global popstar?#and mentions 'real love' - what was the name of that chapter in the bangtan book again?#and the feminine pronouns not present it's just the nebulous 'you' that in jimin songs often stands in for 'army'#(and one very specific 'fan' who has said he is ALSO army)#it's the 'i wanna be with you'#the answer for jk's 'i am still' with its unspoken additional 'still with you' layer#and then we get slow dance and we're back to the nebulous 'you' - on an island he-#oh wait what was that about a pair that traveled to an island? and filmed some stuff there that we'll see soon? hm#the reason this set me off though is the lines about 'cancelling my plans' to live to 'the tempo of our favorite song'#the falling deep into lines etc etc#because we know what happens when those two get together - they lose track of time everything else fades away#it's why they haven't done lives. why 'you and me' are 'up all night' why jm knows that as soon as jk is around#his self-discipline will crack and he'll fall into the pattern he tried to head off by separating from jk while making face#and we *know* jimin wrote on this song#frankly if he *hadn't* gotten a female feature everybody would be JUMPING on this song as a jikook anthem#the inclusion of sofia works perfectly - like hammering the pin back in a grenade#but i was reading those lines and thinking how high she went and going who else could sing this ...?#huh. who do we know of who can sing *anything*? and who has a range that can hit and blend with jimin's perfectly?#so. i dunno. y'all do your delulu the way that works for you and i will do my delulu my way lol#personally i think the eyes in the mv look like a screenshot from the love wins all mv but that's only me#i think the parallels with seven work more#and speaking of parallels (there are so many) i think this album was built to ensure jm is on equal footing with a certain someone#it's the commerciality of it - as though jm was like we will be together in this as well#when he seems not to be super interested in global domination but still 'special' enough to be on the same level with his love
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It caught me off guard but there’s this exchange between Hosea and Arthur that for me happened right after the bear hunt, where Arthur suddenly says his back hurts, and Hosea gleefully says “well lie down and let me get crackin” and Arthur is like haha NOOOooooo! no thank you I am backing away from this interaction haha! the implications are killing me
1. Hosea gives back massages
2. Hosea is extremely enthusiastic
3. Said massages are terrifying for the recipients, to the point that it has become a running joke in the gang.
#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#I. also like the idea of him actually giving a massage when needed not as a joke or intimidation tactic#but also I feel like maybe. Dutch tried to order him to give an unneeded back massage when Hosea was in the middle of something#and Hosea pinned him down and meticulously passive aggressively cracked all his joints and wrenched all his joints loose#in a medically helpful but completely unsettling way#you made me put down my goddamn book I'll give you a goddamn massage but I am leaving my bedside manner with the book#which you made me put down on the other side of camp.#Dutch got up fully relaxed and flexible. and shaking in his boots. a full hour later.#he was not allowed to opt out when he thought they were done#hosea matthews#talk to me about the ginseng and crime novel loving old man#edit: found the actual context for this it's in the notes
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Hubert is a huge fucking dork 💙💙💙
#tales of graces#hubert oswell#dolphin plays graces again#I know I talk about Asbel constantly but his brother is so adorable too 💙#a lieutenant in Strahta's military at age 16 and he acts like it he's SO prideful#but deep down he is the world's biggest dork and just as sappy as Asbel#I love his character arc going from lofty arrogance and mistrust to grounded humility and cooperation#without ever losing his prideful persona. He still can't be geniunely openhearted but his real feelings are always obvious anyway 💙#I love his competitiveness too how he fights w Asbel over who gets to be the Red Sunscreen Ranger 😂#Or insists he'll create a new puzzle to compete w Pascal once she's already mastered shotcube#I know his first mystic arte is memed on for sounding like 'Instant Balls!'#But his 3rd one Expiation cracks me up. 'Take summa THAT! And summa THESE!!' >:O#makes sense that his fighting style was canonically lifted from comic books if he talks like that 😂#Kudos to Steve Staley for having Hubert's voice crack constantly lest you forget he's barely out of puberty 👍#In conclusion Hubert is a huge dork and I love him 💙💙💙#also now I have a clip of him saying 'Based?'
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been having Skyfire brain rot for the last few days due to That One Comic Variant Cover and rewatching Fire in the Sky on repeat 72/21
Skyfire a dense mf because surely the Decepticons were NOT even hiding their intents about Earth and its people. Bruh said “hmmm the guy calling himself Supreme Leader and saying how they are going to conquer the universe is a nice guy” . Surely Starscream and Skyfire had SOME talking time at least??
Skyfire @ Spike and Sparkplug like nooo “Why are you frightened :( ?” * is literally a giant robot whose first words were YOU MUST BE DESTROYED was just shooting towards them like a minute ago and decided the best thing to do is pick them up many feet off the ground and towards his face*
But also. Ough. Starscream’s voice performance in the episode...Im a SkyStar truther there HAS to be so much more going on there
#transformers#maccadam#skyfire#starscream#sky is just a lil slow hes kind he means well but he just woke up. give him a break. but also. bro....you cant be this dumb and survive LKFJ#hes so cute. hes book smart but life stupid#hes so funny like he just strolled passed enemy fire like nothing bc he wanted to talk to da humans. doesnt care as it doesnt affect him LOL#also i know the autobots only came back in another episoe to use him as a space taxi but tbh i can understand why they didnt save him.#they didnt have the resources to save a big mf that day and if they cracked the ice sosomeone else might drown too#but#LKSFJLKFJLKF#starscream angst real can you imagine. being close to victory but ur old friend who you wanted to rule with. chose to side with nobodies
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what is everyone even reading these days how does anyone find new book recommendations i want to read but i don’t trust booktok or tbh goodreads lol
#i used to crack open tumblr and would see people talk about tfc or the song of achilles and i was like ✍️#but now all my dash is stuff i’ve already read lol#i doubt anyone will see this post but please feel free to leave your personal favs in the comments if you have the time#books#tbr#book recs
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hi this is a general "myde where the fuck have you been this week??? don't you have trigun meta you're working on????" post
"where've you been?" ive been working on fics for the mashwood ship week next week (the 9th-15th) and have been deep in a fugue state of writing since getting home from work on monday. there will be somewhere between 2 and 4 fics going up, don't worry about it; im still alive, i just somehow ended up blacking out and writing two full fics and getting partway through two more.
"what's your next meta gonna be???" im gonna talk about the Vash And Wolfwood Argument in vol 2. and the Vash Crying Blood scene. then we get to volume 3! (i still also need to find out whether or not wolfwood is left handed, or if he just smokes Like That (potentially complete with pictures? idk if y'all're gonna get to see my face, but perhaps behind a cut))
"when's your next meta gonna go up tho???" give me like two more weeks ok? i gotta finish the mashwood fics and I've got at least two dnd games this week, plus im picking up my sister and we're going on a road trip from where im meeting her to my house to our parents, which is like a six hour drive altogether in one direction. i also have work because im an adult with a job. please be patient.
check out my trigun meta and trigun book club tags, and if you're an ao3 member check out my ao3 for fics I've got up already (if you don't have an ao3 and want to read my locked down fics, or hell if you just wanna talk, dm me! im always down to chat!)
#myde talks#trigunbookclub#ive been doing some stuff!#real life happens#i know nobody's actually asked me this but i feel like y'all should know#im taggin the book club cause i know at least some of you probably miss me cracking jokes to hide the pain <3#i miss posting for you guys but im in these fics too deep to pull out now#i swear the meta link works on desktop browsers#and also if you're on mobile firefox#idk why its not working for mobile tumblr#sorry?#i cant fix that
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if you ever see aly come in to work with hickies and wearing her boyfriend’s / husband’s shirt… no you didn’t, mind your business
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#do not worry about me im just having blorbo thoguhts#th . god i cannot even use worss anymore.#mine#DON'T LOOK AT ME listen im just. im just.#im thinking about Danglard#how much Veyrenc ''''''stealing'''''' Adamsberg from him hurt him#we sre getting so very little of him in the last few books...... screaming and maiming and biting!!!!!#like im also. god. sighs. Veyrenc is taking his place as Adamsberg's whatever-the-fuck-you-call-their-relationship#but hes also taking his place in the narrative!!!!! Fred why!!!!!!!!#if i were a fool i would hope that‚ somehow‚ we will get some sort of return of Danglard#like I would go insane if in a next book he came back and his feelings were explored in those regards.#what happened to him. how he lived the fact that Adamsberg is taking Vryrenc everywhere with him‚ not him anymore#even if Danglard can't always follow. even if Adamsberg is too far off in the fog. he doesn't even try and talk to him.#the last book was the worst#another character even replaced him in the role of the skeptic!!!!!!! but i already complained abiut that enough in another post#and like..Danglard needs him. Danglard cares about him so much. But he's drifting away.#and not even in some foreign thinking smoke#no. he's just eloping with someone else. he's just replacing him.#god..god. i need to crack my skull open like an egg#should i tag this#i shouldnt#but im going to#adamsberg#adamsberg series#fred vargas#vargas tag
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long theoretical post about my friend hugging me
like. to dissect a matter that none of you are involved in and then i'll delete in the morning: my friend in college hugged me about ten minutes ago and i don't understand why. he's a physically affectionate person so we knew it was bound to happen, it was a running joke between us that we'd like schedule our hug to happen. nothing extraordinary happened tonight. in the second half -- which is when i spent the most time with him -- i was so fucked up that i barely processed what was going on? i was listening to what he was telling me, he just rambled about stuff, and it's interesting and i could recite all of it if asked and the expression he made at each part, but there was absolutely nothing in my head. and he never asked if i was okay which i think he would have if he thought something was wrong, because he's done that before. and we were alone so he could have and there would have been zero consequences. but he didn't ask me what was wrong, so it's hard to assume that the hug was for emotional consolation reasons. he wouldn't have noticed me on the brink of tears, either, he's not that observant. i would have known if he had. and i didn't do anything truly kind to him today, i listened to him talk about his interests and we hung out for a while, but that's what we do all the time. nothing happened. there was the chair thing but i thought i played that off well, i tried to have a coherent narrative about it an hour later too so he would guess what i had hoped, and i think i was successful. he wasn't distressed, i would have known. and he was tired but he's been tired a lot before and he's never acted like this. so he had zero reason to hug me unless he maybe sensed that this entire time i just really fucking wanted him to hug me, but he wouldn't have, and i would never have voiced that, because i don't want him to see me at that level. but i needed that hug badly. and i don't understand why i received it.
#nightmare.personal#neg#he's the easiest person to be around i think. because there are a lot of conversation topics to have#and i understand the way his mind ticks pretty well at this point#that's going to change in spring semester. maybe. which is going to really suck. but it'll be okay.#nothing i offered him would differ from what anyone could give him is the issue#i'm really good at that. you don't really need to have a ton of anything to listen to people#it's just listening. and yeah i guess people are bad at that? but like.#i don't know. he could talk to literally anyone else. all of them could talk to literally anyone else and they actively do#part of my brain is trying to rationalize myself into calming down but the other half is the one i want to indulge because#fuck. fuck. i can't do this forever.#like someday i have to snap right. i can't keep doing this. it's like a time loop.#this always happens and i only vaguely remember tomorrow but it'll happen two days after and it'll be bad#and i will always want to crack under pressure but never do#and if nothing's wrong with me why the hell am i like this?#i wish he didn't hug me. i should have got my book and fucking left.#i only waited because i was getting the book back from his roommate who was off calling his girlfriend#but honestly. that guy even though he's my friend. if he saw me crying he'd do nothing#because i don't think he would care even slightly. we're good friends now i'd say. he would not care.#at least this happened in a pretty way. that's something huh.
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what did i say. what did i f*cking say
#the devil's plan#i told you he would try and go to jail on purpose and it didn't click that that's exactly what he did until they did the playback#and everyone was talking about Yeon Woo being a definite for jail. he sent her home so he and Si Won would have the lowest score#be forced to go and then they'll find out the secrets of the safe. his f*cking MIND#i am still torn up over my girlfriend but at least. at least this was not out of spur-of-the-moment maliciousness. he had a plan and he#stuck to it the rest of them had better watch out#edit: did i mentioned he cracks the puzzle for an extra point almost as soon as he gets in and then puts it in Si Won's pouch#picks up his book and is like 'got you a present' when she comes back. help me Lord he is breaking me down
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girl.
#why is everything i write about emma and adam always sad#like come on i just want a repressed sexy scene about taking a fucking SIP from ur gatorade gal!!!! and its just sad#mostly because post book 3 but also its just sad. mutual estrangement from someone you care so much about#head in hands oh god they were FRIENDS and now its broken and weird and SAD#but also tfw ur gal leans her head on u when ur cracking a warm one open to escape mortal peril and you remember she said she loved u#also does this fic need background chamber political bullshit? absolutely not but im compelled to make emma feel fenced in#by forces she wont acknowledge shes afraid of <3#tunes talks wayhaven
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rediscover the euphoria of checking out a book from the library
#daily quest ✔️#lately I’ve just been using the Libby app and reading books I’ve purchased and had on my shelf for a while#but sitting in the parking lot and cracking open a book I’d put on hold shifted something old inside me back into place 📚#going in and picking up my hold from a clerk who talked to me like a character from the phantom of the opera definitely added to th experien#also:#going places and talking to people and adjusting your comfort zone are so healthy for you
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so the good news is that yes a lot of people can wrap their brain around the concept of there being different rules for childrens content and 18+ fanfiction. the bad news is that there is a weird amount of people who need to read more ie: the definition of media and the articles that they assume agree with them based off of title.
People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.
Edit: this was me venting about fandom cops. not me making some nuanced hot take. don't be weird in my comments.
#its bugged me so much i cracked open mirriam-webster#had to know im not crazy lmao#derived from medium as in the format through which something is portrayed#the first definition directs to mass media: meaning media made to reach/inform the masses (news)#and when you leave your house and talk to someone older than you its easy to realize that its used far more to talk about news media#like none of you think 'media coverage' is about your cartoons right?? you can at least figure that one out based on context clues???#brb gonna grad ye old physical dictionary bc i own books like some kinda nerd#oh it doesnt even get its own definition its included with medium lol#2: agency; as in the newspaper is a great advertising medium#7: the material used to produce a work of art#courtesy of the winston simplified dictionary. oh theres all sorts of cool shit in here. theyve got signs and symbols in this bad boy.#god i love physical media#also further proof that christians who claim Xmas erases christ r weird. X means christ. like im pretty sure they did that and forgot#A.I. used to stand for American Institute#highly recommend getting an old dictionary for cheap at a local market its worked out great for me#the last owner left notes saying yay or nay to countries#germany? P.U. which given when i think this was made is fair enough yeah#japan's red sun flag is also scribbled out and captioned P.U. so i can take a guess#ramble tag
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