#crack fics are the best

[essiemclaren]

dazed and confused

pairings: bsf!oscar x commuter!student reader

summary: oscar, a college athlete, is secretly in love with his best friend, a commuter student who constantly gets lost. his friends love teasing him because his crush is painfully obvious, but he keeps denying it while always offering to help her out.

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a/n: had this idea on the bus today. hope you enjoy it! this is dedicated to my fellow commuter students 😭 because it was inspired by today’s event—i missed my stop TWICE. the first time i was like, “okay, no biggie, i’ll just get off at the next one.” then i missed that stop too. i was on the side of the road like i was in a slow-motion chase scene, walking for what felt like hours, questioning all my life choices. please, someone, give me a ride next time.

P.S.: we all know the struggle of missing our stop and pretending we meant to get off at the next one. Reminder to self: pay attention next time, genius.

-essie, lone ranger 🤠

[lady-ashfade]

Percy’s mom

Day 7 of celebration marathon: imagine

Percy Jackson x best friend reader.

-£ We all know sally is that mom. and I love to imagine people nagging him about how hot she is.

—£ short one today sorry!

you loved percy since you met him, the two of you just clicked into place. you had little family— or people that you considered true family. he was your best friend, the other half of your chaos but it was nothing more then platonic. he was one of the people you’d do anything for.

and well, percy felt that same way. he held you on such a high regard, being lost in a new world with only one friend was hard until you came along. you made him feel like a kid again with your childish behavior and sarcastic attitude. there was nothing he wouldn’t do for his best friend.

until now when he wanted to lock you out of the apartment.

“Stop doing that!” He flicked your head with a whisper, it being a little too loud because of his annoyance. you had been smirking ever since you first met his mom, making comments only he could pick up.

“Doing what?” you ask while looking at him innocently. he only glared at you and hit your shoulder with his fist.

“Looking at my mom that way! She’s like- so much older then you.” he hated the way you smirked at the end of his words.

“Look, Percy,” you threw your hand on his shoulder and leaned against him like you usually do with a mischievous look in your eyes. “Your mom’s hot! I can’t help it!”

he pushed you on the couch and took a small pillow and started to wack you with it. you laugh and try to sheld yourself, he wasn’t gentle.

“I’ll tell your mother.” You mangled to slip out threw your hands and in a second he stopped. he groaned and slumped on the couch next to you.

“Whatever,” you watch him take the remote in his hands and turn on the tv as cartoons pop up on the screen. in a matter of seconds you both were laughing at the cartoon as your legs lay across him, kicking him a few times.

yeah, you’ll be coming here every summer.

taglist: @itzmeme @ravenmedows @maria699669 @purplerose291

[bet-on-me-13]

Idea: Garp forced Luffy into a short Internship as a Marine Cadet. Luffy took that personally.

The basic idea is that when Luffy was 12, Garp took him from Dawn and forced him to take a 3 Year internship as a Cadet at an East Blue Marine Base. It was supposed to be a chance for Luffy to let go of his "stupid pirate dream" and finally become a Marine like he was always meant to be.

In reality, it only took a week before the Marines at the base were on their Hands and Knees begging Garp to take him back.

Garp refused, and Luffy was stuck at that Marine Base for the full 3 Years. When he got back at 15, just in time to see Ace off on his journey, he just said "That was annoying." And started talking about what he would do as a Pirate in 2 years.

When he finally becomes a real Pirate, his old Marine Base sees that he is due for a Bounty and convinces their higher ups that he needs a much higher Bounty since he spent 3 years as a Marine Cadet and knows all their protocols. They really wanted to get back at him.

When Luffy gets his Poster, he is instead ecstatic at getting a 50 Million Beri Bounty ad his first Bounty.

[meowkwisis]

╭───.★..─. ♯┆nishimura riki (niki) x fem!reader | very fluffy fluff | smau & written pieces .ᐟ

──୨ৎ─── ꜱᴛᴀʀʀʏ ᴇʏᴇꜱ ————————————-

╰─..★. ──────────────────╯ -`♡´-

𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ! : swearing/cussing, very fluffy, silly goofy, very mild angst, slow burn, crack…

𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘴: childhood best friends to lovers, friends to lovers, obvious to everyone but them…

𓍯𓂃 ~ in which nishimura riki has been in love with his childhood best friend for as long as he can remember, but of course, he would never admit it, and neither would you.

[written portion]

After finishing your work at around 2 am, you laid back in your bed in your freshly cleaned room, the smell of your jasmine candle wafting around your room. as you’re watching a show, laid in your bed and covers up to your shoulders. you saw the incoming call, quickly picking it up.

as the image of him with his hands on the wheel, and his focused face flitting to his phone for a minute, you softly smile and say-

“hey Kiki, what’s up?”

“hiii.. I’m so tired. I did not like that party at all.”

Niki had specifically gotten one of those clip phone holders because he always ends up driving alone late at night,and he hated it.

he hated it.

niki hated the thought of dying alone, and he hated the thought of losing the people he loves in his life, especially you.

always you.

“really? Didn’t find a new girl?”

deep down you were happy, the feeling of hope once again bubbbling. Making your chest feel that familiar tightness that was always near when you were with Niki.

“Y/n/n, you know I never do. I’m so bitchless it hurts.”

“Nah-uh, you’re just- not good at pulling?” Making both you and Niki laugh.

Niki’s laugh, that made your heart warm whenever you heard it.

eventually, Niki reached your apartment.

your decision to live off campus was never something that made sense to him, but he loved your place. So peaceful and quiet.

“I’m here, see you in like two seconds.”

When Niki reached inside, and the familiar clinking of his keys being thrown on the floor was heard by you, comfort was brought.

“hi kiii..”

Your little waving hand peeking out of the blanket, shifting as you saw him walk in. Your tired eyes, and your messy hair.

god, give him a break.

“hey yn-nn...”

yawning midway through his sentence.

you just giggled, lifting up the blanket. Instructing him to take off his ‘outside clothes’ first.

“Where are the sweatpants I left last time?”

he said, after peeling off his navy blue hoodie, and his socks.

“In the drawer, the second one.”

after you turned your back so he could change, and he finally got situated, he quickly climbed under the covers, his cold body and messy hair. Gave him an almost marble -like stature.

you turned around, feeling his presence and the dip in the bed besides you.

clicking off your lights, you shifted to your side so that you were now facing him.

putting a hand on his cheek, you just caressed it, rubbing your soft fingers on his skin. Eventually moving onto his hair, and raking your fingers through his soft- now tousled- locks.

“..hi..”

his voice was so irrevocably deep, and barely above a whisper. barely even audible to your ears.

in response, you gently put an arm around him, pressing your face into the crook of his neck, nuzzling your head in your sleepy trance.

“hi ki…”

the vibration of your voice reverberating on his chest, and he chuckled, the vibration comforting in a sense.

“you sleepy? hm?”

“very…”

the next time he asked you a question, you didn’t answer. Spent from the day of hard work, and staying up even later for Niki.

Normally this wouldn’t drive you to fall asleep as fast as you did, but hearing the quiet

thump… thump… thump…

of Niki’s heartbeat beneath your ears, eased your mind. Better then its felt in ages.

it’s something you’ve been doing since you were a kid, whenever you were innocently having sleepovers, or something involving cuddling and sleeping, you loved the lullaby that Niki’s presence provided you.

not just in your sleep, but in your life. He’s always been calming you down, always the person you call when you need, and always the person you love when you feel you can’t anymore.

you loved him.

Not when or because or anything,

Just pure love.

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a/n = comment if uu wanna be added to the taglist! (I think? guys idek if I’m doing this right but I’m trying (╥﹏╥))

tysm for reading!!

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[walmart-miku]

ok people we gotta stop making mori the source of all evil with soukoku. Yes mori is evil about how he treated yosano and a lot of the pm members but that's a whole other can of worms.

Anyways with skk MORI WOULD NOT TRY TO GET IN THEIR WAY IN FACT HE WOULD ENCOURAGE THEIR ASSES TO GET TOGETHER THIS PANEL EXISTS FOR A REASON.

MORI SHIPS THEM SO BAD ITS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.

Fics need to stop making this dude try to prevent skk from dating. I want a crack fic where mori is just like "Hey how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?" To both dazai and chuuya. I want mori shenanigans where he's actively trying so hard to set them up and Elise is sitting in a corner with kouyou and they're hard core judging him.

[wileycap]

Special Instructions For Luke Skywalker

(approved by hon. Sen. Organa, Gen. Solo, entirety of Rogue Squadron, Adm. Ackbar, hon. Sen. Mothma, distributed to Cmdr. Skywalker)

1. No acrobatics, except in designated excercise areas.

1.1. Not even if you can "jump really high, the Force is so bright right now, look!"

2. Absolutely NO mind reading.

2.1. If you do it on accident, try not to get a weird look on your face and also tell us what you learned. Proverb: It's better to know than to wonder about it until one ends up doing something stupid.

2.2. Yes. I'm talking about that. I can't look General Madine in the eye anymore.

2.3. It's still allowed for intrasquadron prank purposes. But you can't do it to the others, they freak out.

3. No posing. Yes, you pose. It's annoying and wrong. The rest of us are dirty and want to slump down into our own filth and sleep. We don't need to see you being all heroic.

4. No claiming "the will of the Force" when you do something weird. Yes it's saved all our lives more than once. Yes it's still offputting and just plain disturbing.

4.1. "The universe is telling me that..." is not an acceptable substitute.

4.2. "I have received an omen" is also out.

4.3. "The vibes speak to me" is funny but no.

4.4. "Hey guys, guess what came to me in a dream" might be okay but it was in the middle of combat. And you said it over the general comms. And then you did an unannounced microjump into actual hyperspace in the middle of actual combat. Admiral Ackbar nearly had a medical event.

5. If somebody wants to hold your lightsaber you should let them.

5.1. You're officially allowed to disregard that. Never give Janson your lightsaber again. We have no idea how he snuck that in in the first place.

5.2. If Princess Leia requests to inspect your ceremonial weapon (commonly known as a 'lightsaber'), you should let her. For reasons for legitimate cultural intrest and archeological research. And because as your superior, she has the right to inspect your weapon as set down in the Alliance Charter, section General Conduct, heading B4467, subheading BA561-33. By permission of Princess Leia. I approve of this. Luke give it to me for a second you get to have it all the time.

6. If you need to "have a conversation with a ghost", do it in a private place.

6.1. If you agree to have your ghost conversations in private, we promise to stop referring to our "private time" as "having a conversation with a ghost."

6.2. In fact, we could just stop announcing it altogether. It was funny the first time and it hasn't been funny since. Guys, I don't want to know.

6.3. But please don't talk to thin air in front of us.

7. Luke, you are a hero of the Alliance. We are also friends. You don't need to bow when you see me, even if I am technically royalty and your superior.

7.1. It's very sweet that you do it and I appreciate that you want to show your respect, but the new recruits are getting confused.

7.2. NO, ADMIRAL ACKBAR DIDN'T WRITE THAT. It was obviously me, Leia!

7.3. If you're doing this on purpose and hiding it behind your innocent farmboyishness, I'LL KILL YOU. I'll kill you until you're dead.

7.4. STOP BOWING STOP

8. Don't work on the Falcon unsupervised.

8.1. Me being in the general area isn't supervision.

8.2. Me being near you but working on a different part isn't supervision.

8.3. Apparently me looking over your shoulder isn't supervision either. Just don't do it, kid.

9. Cub. You are very small in comparison to other humans. If you are having trouble hunting I can do it for you.

9.1. Apologies. Han reminded me that you are an adult by the standards of your species. I travel with him and I am often confused that he is an adult. You understand.

9.2. No asking Chewie if his relationship with me is "kind of like adopting a tooka" for him. For one, no, and for two, everybody else already made that joke.

9.3. He is very much like a badly behaved tooka.

[luna-the-cretar]

You know, since joining the LOA fandom, I’ve been introduced to ships that initially make me think “what the fuck, why is that a ship? That makes no sense”, then I think about it (the characters and their dynamic) for longer than 2 seconds, and come to the realization that it actually does make sense, and now all of a sudden yall have converted me to said ship

[shinedoitsulikeabright]

Hear ye, hear ye!

I finally posted my post-Ruthlessness crackfic. It ain't much, but it's honest work.

Summary: After Odysseus escapes using the wind bag he received from Aeolus, Poseidon is left with the remains of the Ithacan fleet tangled in his hair. Unable to brush them out himself, he winds up going to his brothers for help.

[inamagicalhallucination]

high school no powers au where akutagawa, in all his grumpy emo glory, says he has a boyfriend when someone asks him why he turns down all the ppl that confess to him but said boyfriend goes to another school

obviously no one believes him

but atsushi, does in fact go to a different school - working to catch up to his grade level after not getting a proper education at his orphanage - he's been planning on transferring to akutagawa's school, especially since kunikida-san and dazai-san go there too and have been so helpful helping him study and the such

he wonders if his ryuu knows his friends :)

anyway

he transfers in eventually and now everyone has to deal w/ the fact that akutagawa wasnt lying boom

[mistylacrimosa]

I know jack shit about baseball but this the best filler episode on all tv and i can prove it:

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:

Need I say more? I don't think so

[del-stars]

back in ur inbox to ask u to feed me frat au prongsfoot

i maek moodbaord....

it's not a crackhouse it's a crackhome 💜 im gonna b controversial but frat au prongsfoot met at college.... random first year roommates vibe. immediate best friends. do everything together. james pledged freshman year andddd sirius didn't bc he forgor or something.... sirius initially thinks it's STUPID esp when james is a pledge & like wearing a full suit to class & crawling around naked in a basement but then they start having date partiez & james is like. well yeah im gonna bring my BEST FRIEND. he thinks he's straight atp so he is genuinely like. pure male friendship. that's my homie. they're going to the handcuffs & handles together. the toga party. the ABC party. the foam party. james is def slaying mad puss (his own words) at this point in time but he's like. why do i need a girlfriend when i have a best friend. why would i bring a girl instead of sirius. weird. sirius knows that he himself is at least bisexual but he's aware that he's in love with james so he's trying to run through girls to bury that feeling which makes james feel... weird. he doesn't like it. sirius hooks up with a girl after a party that james brought him as a date to and james freaks out. and then second semester sophmore year or something they get obscenely drunk after dancing around one another for weeks and they do end up touching each other 💜 and then they are soooooooo awkward about it... until it happens again.... and then again..... and then againnnnnnn & james gets extremely possessive over sirius but is like. this is still bff territory 💜 until sirius SNAPS and is like. james you have to let me keep hooking up with other people because i have been head over heels in love with you for several years and i need to try to get over you somehow maybe we should also stop having sex all the time. and james falls to his knees and is like NOOOOOOOO so they finally get their act together and start touching each other for real 💜

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Jamie announcing his and Roy’s relationship to the world by finding the right date on the “have roy kent and jamie tartt fucked yet” account that we all know must exist and just retweeting it with a “yes :)”.

[stellar-haikyuu]

on the wings of love ☆ tanaka ryuunosuke & nishinoya yuu x reader

synopsis: reader is an absolute disaster of a lesbian. she’s been wondering how to tell her friends, but she quickly learns she has nothing to worry about despite a hilarious misunderstanding. details: coming out to your friends, comedy, ~1.3k words, f! reader. platonic friendship w/ tanaka and noya. original character for the reader's love interest. warnings: none! just a fun attempt to write gay panic and spread my haikyuuri agenda.

(from left to right: love interest, reader, love interest's twin brother)

“I swear, there’s something different about you,” Tanaka narrows his eyes, leaning into your personal space. You can count the crumbs clinging to his shirt from lunch.

You roll your eyes, planting a firm hand on his forehead to push him back.

“What are you talking about? We’re just eating lunch. Chill out.”

“Noya, tell me I’m not seeing things,” he pouts, swiveling dramatically toward his partner-in-crime.

Nishinoya tilts his head, staring at your face. His lips press into a thoughtful pout before he finally hums. “She seems happier—well, at least before you annoyed her.”

“Hey-” Tanaka protests.

“But maybe it’s because we started eating lunch together more.” He nudges your shoulder. “Right?”

You sigh, but your lips betray you with a small, reluctant smile. “Yeah, yeah.”

The boys light up at your response. But the peace doesn’t last long. Tanaka starts rambling about Karasuno’s third-year manager.

“Ooohh, did you see Kiyoko-san this morning? She was wearing a new…”

You start to tune him out automatically, nodding along out of habit. Well, you don’t blame your friends, really. Their manager was stunning, after all.

But unfortunately, someone else was taking up the space in your mind.

Futakami Rinka.

She stood with the easy grace of someone who knew how to command attention without asking for it.

Calm, cool, collected. 

Your crush barely floats through your mind before Tanaka’s face suddenly appears inches from your own, nearly making you drop your chopsticks.

“See. See. I told you,” Tanaka’s pointer finger in your line of sight snaps you out of your thoughts.

“What?” You snap, glaring at him.

“You’ve been smiling at nothing!” he accuses.

“Can’t a girl just be happy?”

“Of course! But who is making you happy?” Tanaka’s squint deepens.

Nishinoya gasps dramatically, smacking the table. “You have a crush, don’t you?”

And there it is. You groan inwardly. 

Here we go.

“Classmate?”

“Teammate?”

“Someone we know?”

“Stop it. It’s no one,” you insist.

“You’re lying!”

“Come on, at least tell us your type!”

“No!”

“We won’t stop until you tell us!”

“Yeah! Tell us, tell us!”

Their voices grow louder with each demand, drawing curious stares from nearby students. 

You slap your hands on the table, hissing through clenched teeth, “Shut up, you two! Fine. Gray hair.”

The room falls silent. For a moment.

“Suga-san?”

“What? No! Not your third-year setter!”

The boys exchange glances, wheels turning furiously in their heads.

“That’s too hard, come on!”

You exhale sharply. “Guys, there’s literally a few people in our grade who have-”

“Futakami-san?”

You freeze, involuntarily confirming their guess.

“I’m not surprised.”

What? Did they know this whole time?

“He is attractive...”

Oh. 

Oh no. Not-

“Uh,” you attempt to interject, but the floodgates have already opened.

“Oooh, so he’s your type?”

“Ah, she likes those really mysterious guys.”

“Remind me, is he on a sports team?”

“Guys-”

“I don’t know. Wait, he has good grades too, right?”

“Oh yeah, he seems a little nerdy too.”

“Ah. Like Tsukishima-kun. But not as annoying.”

“Pfft!”

“Tanaka, Noya-”

“That’s so weird. What class is Futakami-san in again?”

Just as you open your mouth to set the record straight, a familiar voice cuts through the chaos.

“Uh, excuse me?”

You turn around so fast that you nearly give yourself whiplash. 

Oh. Oh my gosh.

“Futakami-san!” You greet with a smile, attempting to mask your inner panic. 

However, her name comes out too sharp and loud. Your brain had failed to coordinate with your mouth.

The boys immediately look at the new visitor, though they’re visibly confused when they see someone else.

You sincerely hope she heard nothing from your conversation.

“Hi,” she says, her tone smooth and composed. “Do you have a minute to talk?”

“O-of course!” Your answer burst out before she’d even finished the question. 

Calm down!

“I ran into Sato-sensei earlier,” she begins, pushing a gray strand behind her ear. “She forgot that Irina-san will still be in Tokyo until next week. For a leadership camp thing. You were assigned in a trio for the project, right?”

“Yeah?”

“Great. Sensei asked me if it’s alright for us to be paired together for the project instead.”

It’s so hard to take your eyes off her lips that you nearly forget to respond to what she just said.

Wait.

“Oh- uh, the both of us?”

“Yeah.”

“That’s uh, cool?” Your pitch spikes embarrassingly high, forcing you to clear your throat. “I’m, very much- um, I’m looking forward to it.”

“Me too,” she says, a flicker of amusement in her eyes. “So, I was wondering if you’d like to come over to our house this Saturday to work on it.”

“Wh-me?” You barely manage to croak out, your throat suddenly dry.

“Yes.” She tilts her head slightly, her gaze unwavering. “Ah, unless you’re busy-”

“No! No. Not at all.” The words rush out. “But are you, uh, um…it won’t be a hassle for you?”

Her smile softens. “Don’t worry. I’ll make sure my brother doesn’t bother us.”

The casual mention of her brother sends a jolt through you, and you are suddenly aware of the two sets of eyes burning into your back.

“Ha, well not that he would. He usually stays in his room when I have friends over. So, don’t worry about it!”

“Oh…okay. I- yeah.”

She hums for a moment, thinking about what to say next.

“Are you feeling alright?”

“Huh?” You blink, her question catching you off guard.

“You’ve been stumbling over your words a little more than usual,” she notes, her tone light but observant.

“Oh- uh…” Heat rushes to your cheeks as you scramble for a coherent response. “I have, haven’t I? Yeah.” You laugh to fill the silence. “Uh-”

Then, before you can process what’s happening, she leans forward and her hand brushes your forehead.

Your brain short-circuits.

“Ah! What-”

“Sorry,” she apologizes in a low tone.  “Didn’t mean to scare you. I thought maybe you weren’t feeling well.”

“Uh, I’m not sick, don’t worry!” You want to melt.

“That’s good.” She smiles, standing up straight. “Maybe the science test got to you. Tough one, wasn’t it?”

You seize the excuse like a lifeline. 

“Yeah. That’s it. I’ve lost my vocabulary. Wasted it all on those compound names.”

What the hell is wrong with me?

Futakami chuckles softly. “Okay. Well, I’m sure you’ll get it back once we work on our project. See you later!”

“See you, Futakami-san.”

“Ah, just call me Rinka.”

Your heart leaps into your throat.

“Sure. Sure, Rinka. Uh, you can call me by my first name, too.”

She tests it out, her voice wrapping around your name like a melody. 

With one last farewell, she leaves the classroom. You slump back in your chair.

“So…you’re going over to his house, huh?” Tanaka says with a sly grin.

“You idiots. You got the wrong Futakami!” You hiss.

“What do you mean?”

“It’s the female twin I like!” You bury your face in your hands.

Your table goes silent.

“Wait, really?”

“Is that why you went all weird?”

“Yes,” you say in a much softer voice. Their voices lack the teasing tone from earlier.

They wouldn’t be weirded out, right?

You all stare at each other for a few more seconds before Tanaka barks out a laugh.

“Well, why didn’t you say so?” 

You glare at him. “I was trying to.” 

“Really?” Nishinoya blinks at you.

“You guys just kept on talking!”

“Oh gosh,” Tanaka was wiping tears from his eyes. “You’re actually a mess.”

“That’s bold coming from you,” you retort. “Pass your literature exam first.”

“Harsh,” Nishinoya clicks his tongue.

“Uhuh, that goes for you too.”

“Damn exam,” Tanaka mutters. “Forget that, we need to make sure you get the love of your life!” 

“Yeah, yeah, we’re gonna be your wingmen.”

“My wingmen? I don’t know if I should be terrified.”

“Pssh, don’t be!” Nishinoya waves a hand.

“Let’s start planning after practice. Ask the team for opinions.”

“What-”

“Yeah, let’s do it! Ask Saeko nee-san too!”

You sigh, knowing the damage was done. But you wouldn’t trade your best friends for anything in the world.

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[yingdu-lover]

I never knew I would be so passionate to say shit about link click ☠️🤣 I mean, it's so angst, life philosophy, metaphor, symbolism shit that I almost forgot to sit and enjoy but NOW when the ' meticulous construction of plot, intertwined parallel narratives and themes and intense philosophical symbolisms' are away, I CAN FINALLY BASH IT BWAHHAAAHAHAHAHA to my heart's content.

so, @whispersoflullaby and I decided to watch THAT godforsaken special episode and we have been inventing creative slurs in our mother tongue since then

Cheng Xiaoshi dives into the body of someone called Sanren laoshi who(via qiao ling) hands them a very...questionable photo.

I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC (maa kaalir dibbi) but that masked person/the very obvious sexual partner of the host is a...MAN?!

they do not seem to be an AFAB person. and also, for some reason that person's voice felt like lu guang's?????????? (I played it repeatedly but that 'look, look, look!' felt very much in lu guang's voice!)

idk is there any sober explanation to this or what the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭

the case is (head to toe) weird. it felt very weird and doesn't feel to have any significant connection to the main story. how is this canon?! I mean whatever special episode...Lan studio produced it, right? it has proper OP and ED... that made it look extra funny 🤣

I didn't question my life choices watching this episode! Not for one sec I felt the urge to cry, stupid things were happening in the most stupid and corny anime way possible. They failed their mission (100% cheng xiaoshi's fault) and the lines are so fucking hilarious

"during summer vacation people either

1. sleep to their heart's content

or

2. focus on their hobbies

or

3. post shoddy videos (a man taking pictures of a girl in blue underwear standing in a pool)

what should I do during summer?"

the host's request was to rectify the fuck up and say

"I really like games more than the sea!"

😭🤣🤣 so stupid everything was. And also the underwear thing...HUGE focus on hosts'....

'flexible' and 'cute'?

and ofc

" look, look, look, look, look! you have been staring at me for a while, what? falling in love?" ☠️ broski...sex is over now fuck off and pls kindly wear your trousers or somebody weird will pounce on you like this.

Cheng Xiaoshi's inner eiden was threatening to dominate when he said "oh? Sanren laoshi is not single then?" the zesty voice 🤣☠️ PLZZZ

☠️ why the episode was so weird, horny and hilarious lmao. don't mind grammer I just can't comprehend what I watched. hianime comment section 😭 some are saying wtf but others going like

"samajh nahi aya par link click hain to pura dekha aur accha laga" ☠️

"not quite sure what I watched but this show is peak and I watched it whole-"

noooo you should join us ☠️, link click has made me cry like a pathetic fox howling and all, now it's a slacking episode, I'm gonna call it names ☠️😭🤣 it feels SOOO good to not to intellectualise link click and cry with every fibre of your being

but a few serious things........

1. they wear those summer clothes...the happy visions/memories shown in 'The Eye' are the same

2. Lu Guang really feels...NON TRAUMATIZED? at least I got this feeling. he is just a chill guy, and extra silly, more expressive (I FELT THAT) can it be that it was...in the og timeline? IT FEELS LIKE ONE

this is the actual 'dumb time traveller photo faggots doing silly things together ' in a real sense (the misconception most of us had before we started watching link click???) it's silly through and through trust me

before watching this my brain was so hacked by profound depression (caused by nothing other than link click, surprise!) but I feel 🤣🤣🤣 so good now. had a good night's sleep. I passed out writing the half of the post and now I am writing at 4:30 am ☠️

anyways, I have never seen anyone discussing this episode before so I did it 😭 I am in love with the silly things actually! man I love this head emptu no thot vibe, and those questionable frames ☠️ and that masked man! hsjsjkkakekrisjznfkk why was all of these needed at all! but I loved that 🤣

[herrmannhalsteadproduction]

Big Brother is Watching (and Giving You Kudos)

[veifei]

wip wednesday - silly 'lg is secretly a catboy' excerpt 🤍

i remembered wip wednesday is a thing so here's a little snippet!! i'd like to make wipweds a habit cos it's fun sharing my writing hehe :D

From front of house, Cheng Xiaoshi watched as he blinked, slow at first, then a little faster as his nose scrunched up and he let out a little kitten sneeze. Something so disarmingly endearing froze Cheng Xiaoshi in place. He ignored the whistle of the boiling water in the kettle until Lu Guang, looking at Cheng Xiaoshi who was fixated on him, said:

“Xiaoshi, the kettle is done.”

“Oh,” he said. Scratching at his hair a little sheepishly, feeling like he’d been caught.

“Coffee before tomorrow would be nice.”

“Yeah, yeah, got it.”

He handed him a mug, their fingertips grazing as he did so. Lu Guang bowed his head slightly, in silent thanks, and set it down on the coffee table to let it cool a little. He never did like drinking his hot beverages straight away, glancing at his watch as he set it down and letting it cool for two or three minutes before deeming it the perfect temperature. On the other hand, Cheng Xiaoshi thoughtlessly drank whatever was handed to him, tongue be damned. Because of this, Lu Guang had long lost his sympathy for when his tongue got burned. Didn’t stop him from complaining of course.

Today was no different — arms crossed, Lu Guang waited for his drink to cool. And at this moment, Cheng Xiaoshi saw an opening.