#crack!ships

[lmmontgomerypolls]

* poll submitted by multiple 👤anonymous users and a few non-anonymous users that I did not ask for consent in tagging, so I’ve declined including them. DM me if you do want credit however.

After asking, I received over 20 submissions for this inquiry! Tumblr only permits one poll per post, so if you don’t see your crack ship here, it’s because I am saving the other submissions for Friday. (: Thank you for participating. 🗳️

Please remember these ships are crack ships! They are harmless and not meant to be taken seriously.

[skronklpus]

Twitter wallet meme

[the-bar-sinister]

That fic you wrote?

The one about the ship no one else cares about, or the deeply unpopular character, or the extremely unusual AU?

The fic that got no comments or kudos when you posted it?

Months or years from now, that fic might be exactly what someone is looking for in the sea of fics about all the popular characters, ships, and AUs.

Your fic might be the only fic out there that has what someone is looking for. The only fic that scratches the itch that it turns out you and that reader share.

And that's awesome.

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[rogueravenart]

Them summer naps do be hittin

[zorangezest]

switcheroo part 2 electric boogaloo (soundwave edition)

for those of you who were wondering, yes soundwave is still the most loyal hes just a flamboyant conniving megalomaniac, and yes starscream is still traitorous hes just calculating and methodical and very very patient

part 3

[daydream-the-demon]

Guys I'm dying-

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DUOLINGO TWEETING THIS-

(THE ACTUAL TWEET FOR PROOF-)

(Here's some fanart of this tweet-) Edit: it's aislinceivun on [tumblr], go check 'em out!

IT IS REAL.

DUOLINGO IS SHIPPING THEMSELF WITH ALASTOR-

I AM DYING HELP ME-

[paintedcrows]

Introducing RoyalAuthor! ...I cannot stop thinking about these old man scientists...

[antlergrave]

uh oh

oh damn he was just dreaming

[shepscapades]

Collection of (mostly dbhc) Ethubs doodles from over the past two years or so :]

[profic-ient]

I miss the times when the comments under incestuous ships fanarts were all stuff like "sweet home alabama" and not all death threats

[mattyalwayssmokesweed]

The fact that Violet got fucked (literally), betrayed by her boyfriend, heartbroken over losing her friend, betrayed by her dragons, hurt AND poisoned all in the same day is wild. You guys complain she’s “annoying” but I think she’s not half as annoying as she could have been. Matter of fact she should’ve set Riorson House on fire as soon as she woke up and saw HER BROTHER was fucking alive. She took it too well all things considered

[blacksheepoftheclass]

This is what I think will happen if you tell Beel to eat you out.

[overheard-internet-conversations]

How did this medieval serf get Internet connection

[cosmicwhoreo]

Moon Pearl

hwat if BP finally reformed after years of grief and took her mum's place as the new embodiment of the Almighty Sea~?

But, be wise to not mistake this change of mind as passive. For she is as beautiful as she is volatile, sailors of all stripes being cautioned to offer tribute to the sea for the promise of a safe voyage.