#crüe headcanons

[cruesuffix]

watching nikki and tommy’s worst firsts episodes really help me learn a bit more about them and their personalities…need more long personable interviews with vince and mick

[cruesuffix]

AHHHHGHHGHHHHHHH this is the best thing that could come from a reblog ever!!!!!! ok ok im going to yap a bit about this but that’s only cause i need my gnr x mc crumbs

i love every single thing about this, from ginger mick becoming the object of axls jealous fury, to izzy and mick being the ones swapping bands (because let’s face it, they’re the same person… except one is doing drugs with nikki and the others trying to get him not to do drugs lol).

i feel like slash would be the only person mick would recognize (seeing as though tommy and nikki hang around him often), so he’d try to latch onto him… but then steven gets in the way and mick doesn’t understand why tommy 2.0 is following him around until he asks slash and he’s like “oh he feels comfortable around you, that’s just how he is around ppl he likes.” so now he has another puppyesque drummer following him around and infodumping about his band.

then maybe one day, while they’re all rehearsing, axl starts going a bit crazy. you know, the usual throwing tables and stuff. micks like deadass staring at this guy like he’s insane. he’s just like “dude are you done? we don’t have time for you to throw some prissy fit.” and like that humbles axl so deeply. (he’s had experience humbling the fuck outta vince) everyone’s so surprised he managed to subdue axl and micks just like “dude it’s just lsd, you can fix that with time!” (*lsd: lead singer disease) still, axls throwing him shady ass side eyes as they continue rehearsing. mick then finally asks his new puppy steven what all that was about and ofc stevie just unloads all of axls personal lore on him. and then mentions that axls jealous of him (ginger mick ofc). axl apparently thinks micks hair is a lighter shade of orange which means his is better and axl hates that so bad. (yes there can only be one ginger…but if there has to be two, than he wants the prettier shade.) somehow he gets through it. maybe they both bond over their pale skin… or maybe axl shows him his freckles (which are probably hidden somewhere on his body), which makes mick feel better about his freckled arms.

while he finds himself growing fond of steven, he finds himself unable to connect with him musically. steven is too unpredictable and all over the place, and mick has grown accustomed to tommys more manageable chaos. this is where duff comes in. he’s solid and safe enough for mick to connect with him. they don’t really get close, probably because duff is that same brand of punk that nikki is but more laid back. mick always feels like he’s just the old man in that regard, even if duff never treats him that way. duff might even call mick izzy if he’s had too much to drink… mainly because he sees him as an even more quieter izzy tbh. and slash is a friend of the band so he always finds himself talking to him. he’d definitely regard him as almost a better guitarist than himself, so he won’t overstep boundaries. he’s fine with being their rhythm guitarist for this little show. (oh and slash probably likes this because he’s always wanted to get closer to the rest of the crue and he finds mick to be the most challenging one to get to know cause he’s so quiet. he’d probably be surprised it’s mick initiating most of the conversations too.)

(also I like the idea of mick asking about izzy and what he’s like and then hearing them describe him. he ends up going “wow…the way you describe him is almost exactly the way my boys describe me!” and everyone in gnr going “yeah cause you two are the same person!”)

and you can bet the gnr guys are begging mick to give them any info on the crue that could give them the upper hand on the competition. mick sincerely doesn’t know what they’re doing without him and if he had to guess it’s probably just them all trying to kill each other while izzy looks on in misery. (spoiler alert: it’s not.)

ok this is getting too long and i should probably stop yapping. robin I love this sooooo much im going to be thinking about this for days now!!! i hope this doesn’t take away from the og post cause its soooooo good rahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

gnr/mc bandmate swap au (shoutout to @cruesuffix ) + ginger 80s mick au

ginger mick n axl...... the redheads..... stage interactions..... the fans would go crazy over them I think (I sure would)

building out the bandmate swap au on the fly here as well. each band gets a couple weeks to get used to their "new" bandmate, and at the end of the swap, they get to perform a couple songs for a live audience to see how well they can work together on short notice. the getting to know each other phase gets weekly episodes on TV, the gig at the end is a live transmission program, but also an event that fans can buy tickets for.

anyway, at first mick would feel a bit out of place. gnr got more bandmembers, more people to get to know. Steven almost instantly takes a liking to him, following Mick around like a curious puppy. the others take a while to get used to Mick but eventually come around.

going with the ginger 80s Mick au: Axl would probably feel a bit threatened. His unique hair colour is no longer as unique with another redhead around. And with most of the camera crew's attention being on Mick anyways since he's the exchange guitarist, Axl keeps his distance and is throwing Mick distrusting looks. But they eventually form an alliance just in time for rehearsals and the live performance. To show that GnR with Mick on guitar is even better than whatever Mötley Crüe can cook up with Izzy on guitar.

I don't know too much about the GnR band members besides Axl and Steven (through mutuals dashboard osmosis) so I hope all of this makes sense 🙏

[nickelsgirls]

Mick Mars x Reader

Nsfw Headcanons

A/n: for my pookie -🖤

Mick can be so sweet and gentle but be so rough at the same time. If his actions are rough, then he's all in your ear telling you how good you are and how good you feel. But if he's giving you soft slow thrust he's saying things like "my slut" "you're just a toy aren't you baby?"

Mick doesn't favor praise or degradation simply because he loves the way you react to everything he says. He likes the way you struggle to respond to him because you think you need to.

Mirror sex>> with Mick behind your trembling body and every time you look down or start to unfocused he's grabbing your hair all the way to the root and pulling your body back into his "I thought I told you to look at me while I fuck you."

We all know Mick likes younger women, and I feel that to a certain degree, he would start to feed into and encourage your daddy issues.

Causal dominance with Mick. If you're trying to get something that's just barely inaccessible, Mick is coming up behind you, trapping you between the counter and cabinets. "Let me get it, honey," he whispers into your ear as he grabs whatever you were trying to reach.

I think he likes giving and receiving, Mick honestly doesn't have a preference for either. He loves watching your teary eyes look up at him as you hollow your cheeks and force yourself down onto his cock. But Mick also loves the way you look trying to desperately grab at the sheets as another one of your orgasms is drawn from you expertly.

Watching Mick up on stage and feeling your panties slowly start to get wet, and the worst part? He knows, too, and he'll wait until the last moment to finally give in to you and give you what you need.

After a long day at practice <<Helping Mick de-stress by taking him to your bedroom, massaging his shoulders and back, then sitting in his lap, and kissing all over his face until you eventually press a chaste kiss against his lips. Your hips experimentally grind down in between heated kisses until both of you can't take it anymore.

If Mick had to pick a favorite position, I feel like he would say cowgirl. He likes being able to watch you do it by yourself, or he can change his mind and grab your hips, and pick his own pace.

I feel like you would finally decide to tease him back, and it would backfire so badly. Mick would've been rilling you up the whole day. "Innocent" touches on your thighs, moving you by your hips as he presses his hips against yours, pulling your bottom lip down with his thumb. Until you've finally had enough and instead of waiting until your home, you waited until the Crüe was all in one room to sit in Mick's lap "come home, please daddy" you smirked starting to kiss his neck. (I'll leave the rest to your imagination ;)

Mick would be settled between your thighs, two of his fingers stuffed deep in your aching cunt until you're crying out repeatedly how you're going to cum. And as soon as he's done pulling your orgasm from your tired body Mick is towering over you pushing the same two fingers inside your mouth. Your foggy mind does nothing but accepts the two wet digits as you swirl your tongue around them until there's nothing left.

[calicheer-cove]

Blonde ✅

Busty ✅

From California ✅

Has worth leather ✅

Tattoos ✅

Party Animal ✅

Looks like he lives at the beach ✅

Looks dumb as rocks but is (probably) smart ✅

[starry-eyed-extraterrestrial]

And I just-

[cruesuffix]

wait, I love this!! tommy and micks are so accurate. mick would never give you praise because he’d expect you to already know what to do. still, he’d be very calm when you do something wrong (like make a wrong turn or forget your blinkers etc.) he’d just correct you. (that being said the look of disappointment in his eyes can and will kill) meanwhile tommy would praise you for not running a stop light (something he’s done countless of times). He’s real hyper, so any fast movement makes him clutch his seat a bit. Still, he’s not one to stop you immediately over a mistake, in fact I think he’d kind of let the really small mistakes go.

now…I’m not sure vince would be allowed to be a driving instructor tbh, he’s got way too many traffic infractions on his belt. If he were, he would quite literally make you go on a joy ride. He’d let you do whatever you wanted and then would pass you for the sheer hell of it. He’d probably let you go 80 mph on a street that has a limit of 60. You’d have to be real experienced if you wanted to do a test with vince. nikki on the other hand…he’d be like learning to drive with your dad. absolutely nothing is getting past him. he is 100% meticulous and even running a yellow light gets you a lecture from him.

another yap session but I just love adding to ppls ideas, keeps the creative juices flowing.

🌃🌃🌃

My brain, clogged with all sorts of garbage and stressed, just needs a Motley Crue driving instructors au. This shit is too topical for me right now(

I'm just sure Mick would be a quiet instructor who isn't particularly generous with praise. In response to all your failures, he just sighs and calmly explains everything again. In any case, the situation is under his control, he can always press the brake.

I'm just sure that Tommy would praise you for every move and would react very emotionally to everything. Before he could calm you down, he would first try to calm himself down. He would overlook or deliberately not notice all sorts of negative little things.

At least that's how I imagined it would be. I'm not a writer so I'm not sure how well or badly this is described, lol.I feel like I'm missing some details, um.

[metalbrojack]

Doing something for myself on this one bc I’ve been needing this since forever

Brittany Furlan Nsfw alphabet

(Male reader intended and implied polyamory with tommy lee bc I think he’s hot )

Genre-smut(obviously 🙄)

GRRAHRAHRAH…sorry

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

She’s probably too nice, like accidentally making you cry because she’s just like, “I’m so proud of you, you did so well for me.” *curls up and dies*

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For her she really likes her legs, she likes to wrap them around your waist and pull you close. For you it would probably be your lips, she’s constantly praising your mouth during sex.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically...)

She likes when you cum inside her mouth and cunt but also on her face. But she likes to cum on your fingers so you can suck on them.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She secretly likes when you look up at her with big puppy eyes, especially when she’s riding you. And she really wants to peg you but she’s afraid of asking.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

She’s naturally just good at everything, she knows exactly how to make you fall head over heels (tears for fears?!!)

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying.)

Reverse cowgirl and missionary are definitely most common but she enjoys spooning as well.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

It depends on how horny she is. If she’s having morning sex when you’re both sleepy she is giggling and making jokes. But if she’s planning on having sex she is more serious.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

She shaves. I mean she takes a lot of bikini pictures and I would imagine she would have it shaven but maybe just a little bit on there and it’s a dark brown.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...) 

She really gets into the moment, only you and her exist for a moment to her.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

She does, even if you’re home. But doesn’t let you when she’s not home and really likes phone sex when she’s away.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

She has a mommy kink, enjoys semi public sex. And she likes to deny your orgasm.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Preferably the bedroom but open to do it anywhere with privacy.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

When you get whiny and when you obviously need help with something but you deny every time she tries to help.(a bit random I know but…🤭)

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

She would never want to hit you, maybe some light spanking but absolutely never on the face.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Receiving. But sometimes she gives you head, she’s really good at it too. Leaves you whining and panting after.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

She likes to go faster when she’s really in the mood but again, morning sex is slow and sensual .

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

She loves a good quickie every now and then, but prefer to have proper sex.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Absolutely, she’ll be touching you in all the right ways just to get you riled up.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

A while, maybe 3-4 rounds when she’s really horny but normally 2-3.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Yes. She uses them on you and herself. Weather that be double penetration or a vibrator to overstimulate you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

She likes to get you all riled up and when you look at her like, “what are you doing?” She’ll just be all giggly and act innocent.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Loud. Like it’s almost pornographic. Moans and squeals mainly and sometimes some subtle praises here and there.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Threesome with Tommy is happening. No negotiating.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants.)

Kinda toned tbh. She has abs and bigger thighs and it’s kinda obvious how she can use those muscles.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

1-10… about a 7 on a good day regularly it’s a 5

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not very quickly, makes sure you have everything you need before she even thinks about herself.

[ghastlyfilters]

Hi! Saw you were taking Lost Boys requests...

I have a lot of silly concepts or ideas but my favorite is poly!Lost boys with a partner (I usually prefer fem reader but whatever ur comfy with is all good) who loves stealing some of their older clothes. Like, reader is smaller than them so the clothes are really comfy. Especially the older stuff cus decade+ old fabric is so soft.

reader stealing the lost boys’ clothes!!

pairing(s): implied poly!lost boys x fem!reader

warning(s): aside from paul and marko definitely paying attention to your curves, none!!

(now if i was the reader here i know damn WELL i would be stealing their clothes too. each one of their styles is literally perfection and to see that shit on vampires? HELLO? also i may have gotten a bit too carried away with thinking about all their clothing designs.. but thanks for this cute request<3)

gifs not mine! (if you know the original owner please tag them!)

HEADCANONS

• Stealing your boys’ clothes is by far the EASIEST thing anyone could do. The reason being? They quite literally never change out of the fits they’ve had on since 1987.

• The boys don’t have much of a scent, seeing as they’re all undead. So a washing machine doesn’t exist in their little world anymore. Which means they will now forever be outfit repeaters.

More fun for you. 

• All of the boys have the most random shit scattered around the cave. They’re the worst hoarders you have ever encountered. Cough cough.. Paul.. cough cough..

• But the amount of clothes they have laying around is shocking. Boots, band tees, jackets, jeans, leather trousers, gloves, shirts, man you name it. They have it. Every fucking decade.

• The band tees are by far your favourite thing to run around with. Paul has a shit ton of Môtley Crüe tees, and Dwayne has so many shirts with The Doors on them. (Jim’s face is literally everywhere in the cave now. They sure as hell ain’t Christians, so if they’re selling their souls to anyone it’s the horned god below or their icon Jim Morrison.)

• They did let you away with wearing their old band tees until Marko told the boys about EBay.

When Paul found out a vintage Mötley Crüe tour shirt was going for over a grand, the mf was ecstatic..

So much so, he decided to put his own vintage Mötley tees up for bidding.

“Two thousand… three thousand.. FOUR THOUSAND… FIVE THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS!!!”

Poor Paul’s bubble was burst however when David told him there was absolutely nothing they could do with the money aside from unlimited Chinese food for the next few months.

• David’s old clothes are much different from what the others have. He was the first to be turned, therefore he’s lived throughout the most eras.

• He’s got a LOT of leather jackets and trenchcoats. Paul and Marko always joke about him being Jack the Ripper, but you see a different side to his style. There’s been many nights you actually sat down with him and asked where he’d gotten the majority of his old items. Some were by Spanish designers that had been gifts from Max whenever he’d provided David with different clothing, others were from when David had fed off multiple store owners and casually picked out what he fancied afterwards.

• It saddens you that he doesn’t wear any of these anymore. The only reminder he ever gets of them is when you put on the soft wool Trenchcoats that go right down to your ankles, almost looking like a cape. Marko makes mini conspiracy theories that maybe you’re the real Dracula.

• Dwayne’s load of clothes is FILLED with leopard print designs. He’s been a 70s boy even all these years later, and he misses that era so dearly.

• There’s this one satin leopard print shirt that actually fits you quite well in his eyes. It’s still a little baggy.. yet oddly attractive to him. You’ve claimed it as your own now, wearing it like a pj set.

• Aside from the satin shirt, literally nothing else Dwayne has fits you. He’s a muscular guy.. and a vampire. So trying to get his baggy ass clothes to even have a slight loose fit is not for the weak 😭

• Marko however, this is where the real fun begins. You can borrow anything from Marko.. ANYTHING.. and it’s guaranteed to fit.

• He was a big crop top collector. When he used to find a good shirt that wasn’t cropped however, he’d cut it up and make it into a crop top himself. And these are what he adores you wearing. They cling nicely to your curved body, and whenever you wear them you can never get both Paul and Marko to stop staring at your breasts. Assholes.

• Marko’s clothes are by far your favourite pieces out all the boys. Much like the crop tops, he really enjoyed designing all his other outfits when he wore them. And he was pretty damn good at it too. Marko can be a crafty little thing when he wants to be. He’ll even help you design your own outfits too! He’ll cut, sew, stitch, glue, draw, paint, anything you want Marko to design, he’s down. He took so much pride in his unique outfits back in the day. And if you want yours spiced up, Marko’s your man.

• You wear his old belts a lot. One time, you were rummaging through the boys’ old stuff again, and immediately fell in love with this black latex belt Marko had. He’d drawn on perfectly shaped skulls with a white acrylic pen, and added different studs around the buckle. Ever since that day, Marko pretty much customises everything you own now.

FIRST TIME WRITING FOR THE LOST BOYS!! hope you all enjoyed these headcanons and my requests are open for any lost boys related ideas you may have!! <33

[callsignvulture]

141 + Graves Music Headcannons‼️🎶

This is based off of a conversation I had with my roommate and boyfriend months ago. Idc if these are accurate- these were just our headcanons! This took me all damn day to write, so I hope it’s…at least decently good!:]

Simon “Ghost” Riley:

Bands: Shinedown, Theory Of A Deadman, Seether, Three Days Grace, Saving Abel, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, Drowning Pool.

Top 5 listened to songs: Rx(Medicate), 45 , Just Like You , The Vengeful One, California Dreaming

In his younger years, he definitely would have joined in mosh pits at concerts. If he tried that now? God he’d be leaving out of that venue with a headache, body pains and more bruises and scars on him than when he arrived there. Because of this, he prefers to sit a fair bit away from the stage, but in the middle so he can see the whole stage.

Soap makes fun of him for it, making comments like it, “Ah cannae decide if ye're tryin' tae be somebody's faither, or if ye're just actin' like Price. Come on, LT, get wi' the times. Ye're no an auld man like Price just yet.”

But don’t let that fool you- Ghost has definitely influenced Soap’s music taste. Soap just won’t admit it.

Bonus!: Ghost would listen to…well, Ghost. Why? “‘S my name, ain’t it?”

John “Soap” MacTavish:

Bands: Twenty One Pilots, One Republic, System Of A Down, Måneskin, Limp Bizkit, Green Day, Blink-182, Weezer, Fall Out Boy, The Offspring, Games We Play.

Top 5 most listened to songs: Coffee’s For Closers, Get A Job, Fairly Local , Beverly Hills , What’s My Age Again?

Had a pop punk phase he never grew out of, and was definitely a teenage dirtbag(🥁).

His whole reality breaks when he overhears a recruit call any of the late 2000s/early 2010s bands he listens to “vintage”.(Price and Ghost just laugh and tell me he’s too young to feel that way.)

Really fun at concerts surprisingly. He always tries to be in the pit at the concerts for his favorite bands, and goes WILD if he gets noticed by an artist he really likes.

Price, Ghost and Gaz don’t really understand why he likes the music that he does.

Bonus!: When Gaz listens to Kanye, he’ll blast Taylor Swift just to fuck with him. He doesn’t like Taylor Swift, he just likes to see Gaz get frustrated. “You know she’s only popular ‘cause of ‘im, right Soap?” “Ah dinnae care. Ah juist like te disturb yer peace, Gaz.”

Kyle “Gaz” Garrick:

Bands: Arctic Monkeys, Rihanna, The Neighborhood, Kanye West, The Weeknd, Shaggy, Dr.Dre, Kendrick Lamar, Hozier, The Cardigans, Beyoncé.

Top 5 most listened to songs: It Wasn’t Me, Reflections, Love The Way You Lie, Knee Socks, Dark Times

God he’s a certified lover boy AGH-

Imagine: Gaz waking up in the early hours of the morning, sunlight on his skin, looking fine as hell…and “It Wasn’t Me” is playing on the radio AAAAAA-💕(like a damn scene straight out of a movie I swear-)

Gaz likes going to concerts and like Soap, will try to be front and center, but he’s not nearly as energetic and wild. He’d more than likely mellow out with some fruity drink.

Before Gaz joined 141, back when he was an officer, he would definitely make whoever was his ride along listen to Rihanna or Beyoncé in the early hours of his shift. Now when he’s on missions with 141 and he’s in control of the radio, he’s more likely to play Kendrick Lamar or Kanye West, much to Ghost and Price’s annoyance. Soap is the only one who doesn’t complain.

Bonus!: Surprisingly, Gaz is open to listening to any kind of music, even if he doesn’t like. Once sat down with Ghost in the common room and let Ghost show him the music he listened to. Obviously, he wasn’t a fan of it, but he appreciated it nonetheless. “Sorry, ‘s just not my style. But thanks anyways, Lieutenant.”

Captain John Price:

Bands/Artists: Guns ‘N Roses, Metallica, Kiss, AC/DC, Twisted Sister, Ozzy Osbourne, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Rolling Stones, Mötley Crüe, Ramones, Post Malone(there’s a reason for this, stick with me-)

Top 5 Most Listened To Songs: Seek & Destroy, Rock You Like A Hurricane, Dr.Feelgood, Sunflower, Street Fighting Man

Headcanon(Thanks to my boyfriend): 141 had a movie night. Soap and Gaz wanted to watch Into The Spiderverse, which Ghost and Price agreed too(reluctantly). Price really liked the song Sunflower, and after the movie, Gaz and Soap sat down with Price and showed him more of Post Malone’s music. He’s not a huge fan of the rest of his music, but he does really like that song.

Price’s music taste hasn’t changed since he was younger, still listening to the same bands he listened to in the 80s. Definitely gets somewhat upset when he sees someone his age wearing a shirt of the band but can’t tell him any songs by the artist.

Doesn’t go to concerts anymore unless the team wants to go. Would prefer to go to a bar and listen to music while getting drinks with his mates.

Bonus!: Price is the type of guy to look at people who don’t listen to his kind of music and ask, “Oi, lads, who sings this?” “Eh...Ah havnae a clue...Guns N Roses?” “Metallica, Cap’in?” “No, ‘s definitely Kiss.”In reality, he already knows who’s singing it, and they’re all wrong.

Commander Phillip Graves:

Bands/Artist: Morgan Wallen, Tim McGraw, Blake Shelton, Bruce Springsteen, Florida Georgia Line, Carrie Underwood, Luke Bryan, Big & Rich, Jason Aldean, Sam Hunt, Luke Combs, Toby Keith, Alabama, Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Top 5 most listened to songs: God’s Country, Save A Horse(Ride A Cowboy), She’s Country, Dirt On My Boots, Should’ve Been A Cowboy.

What can I say? Southern man loves country music.

He’s not allowed to go to concerts anymore due to the fact that he has gotten drunk on several occasions & had to be escorted out:(

He had a crush on Miranda Lambert and Carrie Underwood at some point in his life and I won’t explain how I know that.

Makes the Shadows listen to his playlist when out on missions to the point where most of them could easily identify what country artist is who.

Bonus!: Absolutely hates any non-country artist who tries to make country music. Like when Beyoncé released Texas Hold ‘Em, he was absolutely livid.

[hollywoodroses]

Life of a glam metal groupie | a guns n’ roses headcanon fic

a/n: this is my very first guns n’ roses fan fiction written as a headcanon. I am a bit nervous as I am new to this band.

a/n #2: since I am new to this band, here are some blogs I visit to get inspiration: @their80smichelle @unknownperson246 @misseptember2001 @duffslut

You are duff’s best friend from high school and agree to tour with guns n’ roses as the boys official groupie. This is what life is really like on the road.

Warnings: smut, fem!slash, smoking & alcohol - I went a little crazy with this one, sorry in advanced 🥺 I hope you like it

You have been friends with duff since freshman year of high school

You were a bit odd, you wore glasses and got teased many times from school mates.

When you both met axl a year later, he convinced you get a make-over

To your surprise, there was a talent scout at the hair salon and she gave you an offer to pose for playboy magazine

You agreed as you felt it would give you a confidence boost (with parents permission, you were shocked they both said yes)

You were officially crowned the guns n’ roses groupie in the summer of 1985, three months after the band was formed

Once you graduated high school, guns n’ roses had their debut in 1987 and got a chance to be the opening act for bon jovi

Duff begged you to join the tour for company 😌😉

You developed a smoking habit due to stress of touring and dealing with teenage girls who wanted a piece of the boys

Nights were spent hooking up with duff, he would eat you out to help you get rid of tension

While he just liked to cuddle with you as you felt so far away during the commotion of preparing for concerts 🥺

You invited a young school girl from alabama to join you on tour. You were lonely being the only girl on tour with two rock bands

You started sharing a bed with your new girl friend. (she’s a girl and your friend)

During a scary movie, she kissed you and you forgot about the film

The tour ended in 1988 and you decided to move in with the band as they continued to record music

You married slash in 1991 and a daughter the following year

You became a stay-at-home mom and lived on the road with slash as he performed with guns n’ roses and worked on this solo career

Your best friends are pamela anderson and bobbie brown

You write a successful blog about your life of a glam metal groupie and playboy bunny on tumblr. It’s a main blog so you follow fans of guns n’ roses, mötley crüe and bon jovi.

Your blog has 123,785 followers 🥹

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[sadability]

Did you get mysterious messages? ~🎵

MYSTIC MESSENGER MUSIC HEADCANONS :D (RFA + V, Rika, Vanderwood)

Jihyun / V

I think V would love Mitski. Just imagining him painting while my love, mine All mine plays in the background is so sweet. I also think he'd like cavetown, clario, Adrianne Lenker, Liane Flores and Tears For Fears. He often listens to it as background noise when painting or photographing but I also believe he'd practice singing using certain songs (and maybe sing you to sleep HSHSHS)

Jumin

Jumin gives me trouble because I feel like he listens to music for lyrics or lack thereof rather than sound. He listens to blues, jazz, classical and maybe a soft rock love song here and there. If he listens to a song with lyrics, he'll study them. He doesn't really listen to music often but when he does, it's often used as background noise rather than him genuinely indulging.

707 / Saeyoung / Luciel

I think he'd listen to mostly everything but especially synth wave, pop, new wave, rap, noise and glam rock for some reason. I could see him vibing to Depeche Mode one moment and then Fetty Wap the next. He would definitely unironically listen to wannabe by the spice girls LMAO. Also probably really likes tv show intros like iCarly theme or something. AND DISCO!! Seven dancing to bee gees when!?!?

Yoosung

To get rid of the obvious he'd listen to video game osts, pixel (I think that's what the genre is called?) and probably, here me out, pop punk. Or like Falling in Reverse. I think his favourite band would be the All American Rejects but I can also see him liking old demi lavato or Camilla cabello. Both basic white girl music and then randomly pop punk mixed in. As for gaming soundtracks I think he'd really like the undertale ost and probably listens to music through gacha life amv 😔

Zen / Hyun

I FEEL LIKE HIS MUSIC TASTE WAS EXPLICITLY STATED BUT I DONT REMEMBER RAHH okay okay uhm- !! I can totally see him listening to Whitney Houston, Abba, The Cardigans, The Beatles etc for some reason but also he'd feel self conscious that his music taste is too "old" so he would throw in shit like Kendrick Lamar and Future to spice things up and he would never ever admit that his favourite song is Angeleyes by Abba.

Jaehee

Bubblegum Pop, Indie and Doo Wop!!! Mitski, Girl In Red, Kinneret, Princess Chelsea, The Chordettes and The Supremes are frequents of Jaehee's playlist! She only really listens to music on the plane or in the office though. It helps her relax and take her mind off the stress for a bit. I can imagine her learning piano and playing songs like Johnny Angel or Mr Sandman in her free time.

Rika

Rika likes Melanie Martinez and i refuse to argue. She would probably relate really hard to some of her music and overall loves the way it sounds. Can also see her liking Penelope Scott. On the other hand, i see her liking classical or just soft piano music. Color me Blue by Akane would also be a song i can see her liking.

Vanderwood

Metal, Glam Rock, Glam Metal, Dad Rock, 80s rock just. Yeah. You get the point. Metallica, Journey, Mötley Crüe, Guns n Roses, Van Halen, Cinderella, Def Leppord and Dokken !! His favourite bands. Just classic 80s/90s rock for ya. Absolutely goes to their concerts religiously. Probably plays electric guitar as well..he could perform his own concert tbf

[cruesuffix]

For some reason all I can think about is polycrue. I CANT GET THEM OUT OF MY BRAIN AHHHH

Anyways, imagine this. Tommy's sick, and in turn needing more attention than ever. Mick, being the parent of the group decides he's going to (attempt) to make some sort of soup to try and make him feel better. One small issue, Tommy's all up in his business while he's making it, not to mention the smell of food has attracted the attention of Vince and Nikki. So now he's in the kitchen grumbling about how he's "never going to cook for them again" and that "they're all bothering him".

And perchance when he gets the soup done and they all eat, the boys fall asleep on him, clinging to him and cuddling up to him in their sleepy food coma state.

ANON AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! polycrue ftw polycrue ftw!!!

this is absolute gold. from sick and (most likely) whiny tommy, who just has to have attention at every second. grumpy ass mick who went from doing a good deed to being two seconds away from giving up and letting all of them starve. down to nikki and vince who practically came out of nowhere and will now dedicate their time to getting in micks way. aughhhh and then they all eat the soup and fall into blissful little sleepy food coma naps while all cuddled up to mick who has no choice but to just let them cling onto him and sleep in peace. maybe he watches them sleep and smiles to himself. god this is so cute and fluffy!!! (fluff always helps me feel better after a particularly rough day) anon i’ll be totally honest, i’m so jealous of your writing skills. you always come up with such good prompts and ideas and hcs. either way, i needed this! thank you for always coming in and writing masterpieces in my askbox!!

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brb gonna be thinking about vamp nikki desperately sucking some random lady's blood off of mick's fingers (and other places) for the next 3-5 business days ✌

[seductive-farter]

hi, sorry to bother, this is stevesixxstan btw, stupid tumblr won’t let me submit asks through that acc :) buuutttt idk if you do headcanons, but a thought occurred to me, either how would motley be at doctor’s visits or how would motley be taking YOU to doctor’s visits. i will ask around bc i suck at coming up w hc’s personally. anywho take care and have a great day if you haven’t already!

Okay, thanks bro, sorry for taking so long to think, sooo

I'll start with Mick as the most understandable person for me. I think this bro adheres to the philosophy of "take me to the doctor when I die", of course, unless it involves some shit that will interfere with his guitar playingIn general, he will put everything off until the last minute. And if he has already found himself at the doctor’s, then he will go through everything that is necessary with a stone face. Why did he drag it out for so long? The devil knows.

Okay, Vince... I think he might be a hypochondriac. He could argue with the doctor for a long time regarding his diagnosis, and argue until he wins.Nobody knows if he does it seriously or just to let off steam. He himself doesn't know . He also likes to argue with pensioners in queues.

As for Tommy, I think he gets nervous around doctors and tries to laugh it off. Sometimes he seems like a complete idiot because of this.

Nikki...well, I think he would go to the doctor like any normal person, but as for young Nikki, I just can't imagine him around medical professionals, okay?

If we consider the situation in which guys accompany you to a doctor's appointment, uhh. I'll take the situation with taking blood from a finger (I just have a childhood trauma about this, okay).( I literally don't know how this procedure is carried out now, lol)

Mick would sit next to you and maybe hold your hand so you wouldn't worry. At the end he would hug you and ask with a grin, "What were you so afraid of?" It may seem cold and harsh, but there is no evil in it.

Vince... Vince wouldn't have come. He would have either come up with an excuse (even the most stupid one) right away, or he would have agreed but changed his plans at the last moment.

Tommy is even more scared than you are. Yeah, he would hold you, but a couple more people would have to hold him.

Nikki isn't afraid of syringes, lol. He would gladly accompany you, I think. Well, and also tried to calm you down. Maybe he would buy you something sweet "for your bravery"

Well, this is just my stream of consciousness, digested through a translator, so I can't be sure of its readability. In any case, if you want to point out, change or add something, I'll be glad to read it

[evilcokito]

HI COCO SORRY RANDOM THOUGHTS HOPE YOU DON’Y MIND-

This is probably not canon, but does that stop me from imagining it? Nope, unfortunately, so you’ll have to hear me out-

Crewel was a Night Raven College Student, but what if he was a rockstar back then. Like ok he has the hair for it. Bro joined the pop music club and immediately converted all the members to rock. Just him in a black skintight sweatshirt, chains dangling away on his chest… maybe a fur coat tied around his waist, fingers literally working that electric guitar like a banshee going insane….

Crewel: [ goes on stage ]

Well, as you all know, the teachers try to control what songs we play. This one is dedicated to you teachers, it's called:

" Suck my d*ck "

anxiously waiting for someone to talk about MUSIC BECAUSE MY BRAIN SAYS RRRROOOOOCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!! Thanks Ceru! I have MILLIONS OF MUSIC HEADCANONS IN MY HEAD and had this sketch for some time ago... @k-looking-glass-house Can help us with this... British Rebel. MANY music bands are going to be named here!

Headcanons canons in our head:

+ Pomefiore student. Elegant, beautiful and with serious authority problems- At 16 his cosmic rebellion began, no one could stop him. He take over the light music club, but LIGHT?? HARD ROCK! BABY!! + Smoked at 17, don't follow his bad example bad for you. + Sanctioned in school millions of times. Trein's mortal enemy since he was young. + Started bleaching his hair around this time. + Music became the 2nd expression form. Fashion is first. + He plays the guitar INCREDIBLY WELL.

YEP! Young Crewel's playlist... what style did he play? HARD ROCK! There is also some Punk Rock and Heavy Metal (all 70s and 80s) too A little rebel with fine music taste. Youtube links just in case.

Mötley Crüe - Kickstart My Heart.

Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast.

Judas Priest - Turbo Lover.

Billy Idol - Rebel Yell (bro thinks he IS Billy Idol).

Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the Uk.

+ Currently he says "STAY! It was just a teenage stage!" But he listen W.a.s.p and WhiteSnake. + Crewel secretly entered the current Light Music Club and took the guitar. He started playing "W.a.s.p - Wild Child" and "Generation X - Dancing with Myself". + " Puppies! Do you know The Clash or Sex Pistols? (Lilia yes) You play another style of music? … what the heck are they playing here now? ". + "....are you listening to Black Sabbath - Heaven and Hell, Sam?" "Sam: *blinks* ..........yeah?" + Sam has another style of music, but Crewel finds it strange how he goes from Bauhaus to Megadeth to Pink Floyd in a second and... BARBIE GIRL???

+ " Vargas is listening Al Corney - Square rooms?". (Vargas is a romantic. Romantic ballads and Europop.) Not enough noise for Crewel.

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HEADCANONS: North Yankton Trevor

- He religiously listened to Mötley Crüe and Motörhead on repeat. Back when they were at their prime, of course it was a big thing, and he was all for it.

- He would’ve kept his moustache if his identity wasn’t blown after prologue.

- Trevor had no tattoos during Yankton (canon), but I like to think he still had his bird tattoo just below his ear.

- He owned the ushanka look with his hair poking out from underneath.

- Was still smoking weed as a regular hobby.

- Loved to haggle outside the local bars and strip-joints catcalling women AND men since he was extremely lonely (after Mikey married Amanda). Only 1/5 would come back home with him.

- Although he was never officially arrested much (apart from his serving time of 6 months due to a robbery fail), he was questioned and bailed out A LOT for petty crimes — as mentioned.

- Lived on milkshakes and waffles as Yankton had little take-out places to choose from.

- It’s also canon that he had a cargo side-business where he transported drugs to Canada. I’d like to believe he would come back with a stronger Northern accent after being around his own nationality for a bit.

- Yet he refuses to admit he’s Canadian despite having the flag stitched to most of his jackets.

- He still wore his pilot jackets during this period too.