#cows are cool

[surelookbutnothingtoseehere]

[jswaltherphotos]

I love sitting and watching the cows on our farm. People would be amazed at the difference in personalities if they sat and watched them.

[animalsoutloud]

The milk that cows produce is meant for baby cows. But the dairy industry has fooled us into thinking it is for us humans instead. They create campaigns such as 'got milk' and 'milk mustaches' to make us believe that we should be drinking milk from a cow that is meant for a baby calf.

There are many varieties of plant based milk such as almond or oat. Make the switch for a better world.

[rapunzelsletdownhair]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA YASSSSS 🤭

Cows are cool 🤭

this is legitimately the FUNNIEST fucking thing I’ve seen on any dating website

[breadhead547]

inspo

I was bored

[thursdaythen]

Three Cowboys

[justbunnyisokay]

Some more gay

[chestnutroan]

A couple new additions to my sketchbook 🐎🐄

[sandeewithtwoe]

I’m not good at drawing cows please forgive me

Horror belongs to sour-apple-studios

Farm belongs to GuinongTale_AU

Transcript:

Horror: Alright, that’s enough work for today

Horror: Hey, Farm! Are you almost done with- uh…

Farm: Ah! There you are!

Farm: Please excuse my gaster blaster, I take my eyes off her for 5 seconds and she goes off doing her own thing

Horror: THAT’S your gaster blaster?

Farm: Uh yeah? Doesn’t yours look like this too?

Horror: …Heh, no, not at all

Farm: (He really seems to like her. Are cows his favourite animal?)

Horror: <- Is planning so many pranks on Cross right now

[skullsemi]

We all know that they were the ones really in charge at the House of Mouse, right?

[stupidfatslut420]

what i wore to work today :3 happy halloween

[surelookbutnothingtoseehere]

[skyward-floored]

Pspspssp, they went back in time. The area they were in before had ruins of the same pillars that they are in now :3

Whoa wait whuh

Well butter my biscuits, you’re right. Wow. That’s so cool!!!!

Also those little statues on the upper parts there look kinda like the one Twilight used earlier to distract Warriors and Hyrule!!

(Images via @linkeduniverse)

[1000dactyls]

my huge gripe w modern httyd aus is that it’s always set in the suburban midwest in podunk nothing town without taking it to its natural conclusion. As if berk would not be a steel mill town on the rust belt with the gas prices jacked sky high for tourists driving through the middle of nowhere. As if the barbaric archipelago would be the suburbs of a big city rather than rural towns in the Deep South. as if hiccup would not somehow end up hiking in the appalachias or turn up half dead after missing for 6months in the oregon wilderness. Cowards. Fools. if you’re setting it in america then you should take it to its natural conclusion 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[ariadne-mouse]

In honor of our new extremely flirtatious and available paladin-bard Braius Doomseed, in good fun here are some possible very serious ship names for him with, well, everyone, with my personal very serious faves in bold:

Braius + Dorian: Stormseed, Doomstorm, Brorian, Doriaus

Braius + Laudna: Braudna, Loomseed, Skinny Cow, Black Ooze Inc, Doom & Dread

Braius + Imogen: Imogus, Brimogen, save a horse ride a minotaur, Doomult

Braius + Ashton: Greydoom, Doommoore, Brashton, Just Don't Me

Braius + Fearne: Bearne, Fraius, Callowseed, Doomway, Callowdoom

Braius + Orym: big doom little moon, Brorym, Seedseed

Braius + Chetney: Chetius, Brockopea, Doom Pea, Pock o' Seed, Chaius, Bretney (it's bretney betch)

Braius + Essek: Bressek, Doomshadow, Shadowseed

Braius + Teven: Doomklask, hero worship, Braiueven (sorry), Traius, HR Violation

Braius + Ludinus (look, he's here and being on a mission to defeat him does not preclude hotness): Brudinus, Da'Doom, Luaius (sorry)

Braius + Veth (she's not here but she would if she could be and I have to respect that): Breth, Doomatto, Vethseed, Doomveth, Broomvatto, seagull at the buffet table

Please pipe up in the tags/comments with your favorites and additions to this heavy-hitting discussion.

[hoofpeet]

I love your oc lore!!! The "biblically accurate cow girl" post for me thinking - what would top(?) surgery for them look like

I have also put a lot of thought into top surgery scars for my guys !! A lot of opportunity for fun & stylized scars