#cousin albert

[jhsharman]

"Imagination"

Every period gets its own paranormal parlor trick fad, I guess. I assume this is the early 60s version of like, seventies spoon bending, with its practitioner off a talked about appearance on Ed Sullivan.

It is the added question mark that throws me.

Magic firebrand imagery added. Making concrete what Archie is imaging.

Jughead has an intermediary between from blue to red sweatshirt. Orange. Better than the yellow intermediary one.

I imagine the problem that would pop up for Reggie in trying to pull this gag is that all Archie will see is a kid shuffling along in construction paper. An odd one -- pine tree shape? I assume the realization that we have a tree here is why it settled on green. As too the un-advisable white.

[guineapigdan]

Some more old guinea pig characters being redrawn! Next are some wacky members of Cinnamon and Midnight's family, Uncle Wilbert who was nicknamed "Uncle Weird" for his strange behavior like uncontrollably dancing a lot, and his goofy son Cousin Albert. I have a lot more on the backgrounds of these characters over on Deviant Art.

[littledozerdraws]

Scoutmaster Ward/Cousin Ben + Inspektor Henckels/M. Jean 🏕🏨🧡

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Albert Einstein was a K-pop idol and he was my cousin but then he died and I cried.

[thedeafprophet]

"people in the past were really incestous" factoid actually just a statistical error. While there were of course situational factors that impact the past, Royal Family Georg, who's family tree is a circle, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

[nshtn]

top 10 images that man can't explain 1

[lesbiradshaw]

boykisser john harlan him

[fangphobia]

"𝘚𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘳... 𝘛𝘰𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳."

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I've been stuck in an art block for recently, and still am, kinda?

[the-scooby-gang]

are there any non-canine/non domestic dogs Doos? Like one of the Doos looked at a bat or a fox and said this? this is MY baby.

There is! Here is some of the non Dog Doos:

Uncle Bolts (Spooky Doo’s robot duplicate) adopted Timmy Doo, the roomba;

Cousin Linguini kinda accidentally found his Doo in Remy, the rat, so there was no Doo adoption here;

Uncle Albert, by virtue of being Shaggy’s mom’s brother, is kinda of a honorary Rogers. He doesn’t have a familiar per say, but that didn’t stop the Doos from pack bonding with Robi, the robot butler;

Uncle William had Bonnie Doo, the yellow bunny, who was found by our beloved Great Dane extended family on the side of the road;

Cousin Magali has Mingau, the white cat. Mingau comes from a long line of cat Doos that went abroad with the Lima branch of the Rogers family;

Cousin Stu straight up had a tiny demon, Spawn Doo. Spawn was adopted by another non dog Doo, Harvest Doo, Stu’s sister’s, Leslie, black cat. (Harvest spent a whole week staring at the void behind the couch until one day she laughed at it and dragged Spawn out of it by the scruff of his neck).

There is great debate between the Rogers side and the Macher side of the family if Stu was like that because of Spawn’s influence or Stu being like that attracted Spawn to him but neither side can deny that both were made for each other.

Also you should know that Spawn, by virtue of being a demon, circumvented the “once together, always together” rule, where when the Rogers die (in this case, the Macher) his/her/their Doo follows. So Spawn remains vigilant at his human’s grave. When the family comes to check on Stu (to make sure he didn’t pull a Uncle William and attached his soul to the mortal realm so he could “always come back”) they bring some steak for him in his tiny stone house he made with some rocks nearby (they also renew the spells that stops him from trying to resurrect Stu with a blood sacrifice. Again.)

[nerds-yearbook]

In 1893, a lawyer turned bounty hunter; Brisco County Jr took the job to bring in John Bly and Bly’s gang. As he tracked Bly and his men, he kept coming into contact with a mysterious orb. The Orb turned out to have amazing powers and eventually it was revealed that Bly was not as he seems but a criminal from the distant future that planned to use the orb to time travel back to his future time and rule the world. (Brisco County Jr, TV)

[somedayonbroadway]

The Annual Christmas Party 2023

A sequel to the Halloween Party, where Jack forces everyone to dress up as Christmas Characters.

Jack Kelly — Santa Claus

Jack loves Christmas. He always has some sort of bug entrance to his own party and he has spiked eggnog and hot chocolate for everyone. He’s nervous because Davey is coming for the first time and he wants to impress him.

Years previous: The Grinch, Clark Griswold, Scrooge

Racetrack Higgins — Cousin Eddie

Race comes dressed as Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation, not only because he thinks he’s hilarious, but also because he wants to look sexy for Spot. Jack does not appreciate it. He also doesn’t know where Race got this dog from.

Years Previous: Buddy the Elf, Linus Van Pelt, Jack Frost

David Jacob’s — The Polar Express Conductor

Davey is trying to fit in. Jack tells him not to dress up, especially because Davey is Jewish, but Davey likes Jack so he watches one of Jack’s favorite Christmas movies and dresses up as a character from that. Jack tells him he loves him.

Years Previous: N/A this is his first one

Spot Conlon — John McClane

Spot always dresses as the same character because he thinks he’s a badass and he always greet everyone by saying “Welcome to the party, pal,” very casually.

Years Previous: John McClane, John McClane, John McClane

Katherine Plumber — Hear Miser

Katherine and Sarah come as the Misers but glammed up and dating instead of related because they can. Katherine and Sarah spend most of the night in a bedroom. Their makeup is a mess when they re-emerge

Years Previous: Rudolph, Cindy Lou Who, Jodie from Elf

Sarah Jacobs — Snow Miser

A true snow Queen, she forces David to get closer to Jack at the party, when she’s not obsessing over Katherine.

Years Previous: Yukon Cornelious, A Candy Cane, Ghost of Christmas Present

Crutchie Morris — Hermey

Charlie is in a wheelchair this Christmas and goes dressed as a misfit elf and ends up having the time of his life.

Years Previous: Max The Dog, Jack Skellington, Lanny from Prep and Landing,

Albert — A Christmas Tree

Al is always very clever with his costumes and this year, he accidentally professes his love to Race even though Race has a massive crush on Spot.

Years Precious: Pink Bunny Suit Ralphie, Frosty the Snowman, Charlie Brown

[gamergirl929]

Yes we're aware Korbin Albert is young, but that's not an excuse, she's old enough to know better, stop making excuses for her bigotry.

[gracie-bird]

Prince Albert of Monaco accompanied by her wife and the Philadelphia's Kellys meet their Irish cousins.

[glasscandywitch]

it's not a lie to say that albert and franz are shoujo characters. the direction of gankutsuou is very dezakian and the soap-operaish melodrama is reminiscent of 70s shoujo manga set in 1800s boarding schools with intense homoerotic text/subtext. franz's tragedy follows the same formula of queer pulp fiction (popular in 70s shoujo manga). the epilogue even feels like kaze to ki no uta, in a way! anyway, my bold claim for today is that albert is not only just a shoujo mc, he's an honorary gothic heroine as well!

[shipcestuous-two]

Victoria the Great

I haven’t seen this yet, but there are downloads on this page for this movie from 1937 about Queen Victoria. 

The story of an 18-year-old princess who becomes Queen of England. It chronicles six decades of her reign during a period of immense change and her marriage to a prince who would become her treasured source of stability and affection.

[missdrummond]

AiO Conspiracy

Can we take a closer look at this cover. In the bottom right corner who is flipping those burgers?

Now your first thought may be that it's Eugene. What other young man worked at Whit’s end during this time? But no Eugene is on the the other side of the counter holding a book titled, 'Science'

Well if it's not Eugene then who else worked at Whit’s end at the time. Tom? Certainly not

My theory: This lad is none other than Jimmy no-last-name from ep. 17. Which seems like a simple enough answer since he's the only other guy we know to have worked at Whit’s End at the time. However, there are a still a few unanswered questions. Namely: Since when does Whit's End have a grill? It is expressely stated in ep.133 that Whit's End doesn't have a grill however, that doesn't mean it never had one.

This is where the conspiracy comes in, Jimmy is never heard from again after ep. 17 which likely means he ended his employment at Whit's End soon after. It’s easy to presume Whit fired him after the incident with his grandson but Whit really didn't sound all upset at Jimmy as much a Monty. No, I think Jimmy uncovered some secret new invetion Whit was working on and was either fired to keep him from discovering more or quit to pursue his own actions against Whit. He took the grill with him because it was a vital component the invention. Since then Jimmy has been disguising himself as various people around Odyssey (especially as police and anouncers), quietly limiting Whit's power to keep him from destroying humanity.