#country asks

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

PD-MDZS: The Hallmark Episode.

[kimmkitsuragi]

oh my fucking god i don't have any clothesssss

[unlimited-nobu-works]

my group chats on private MMO servers

[jewfrogs]

this post sucks so bad massachusetts takes its name from the indigenous massachusett people who were genocided and whose land was stolen and that would be obvious if you would think for a single second and look up the etymology before posting. mocking a native language that was eradicated for centuries and is only now beginning to be revived is not fucking funny it is ignorant and racist and cruel

[iceagebaby]

Despondency / Refuge

that's supposed to be Bennys lighter, the Courier is dealing with cosequences of being thrown into a mess they had nothing to do with

the halo was something that turned out on an accident but i love it

Rant below

[meanbossart]

Who tops more between Drow and Astarion? I'm a sucker for a much smaller bottom

I have good and bad news for you: the good one is that I don't like static sexual roles, so they switch around every so often.

The """bad""": That being said, they do have a preference -

[reality-detective]

Toby Keith passes away of stomach cancer... An unforgettable performance by Toby, "Don't Let The Old Man In" at the 2023 People's Choice Country Awards. R.I.P. 🙏

[collophora]

Started as a tag but I had to do the whole Batch XD

[stealingpotatoes]

Thinking about tl4j au and bd-1 hanging with Ezras many loth cats, they have adopted him as one of their own LOL.

Anyways hope you're at least going somewhere fun with such a long train ride?

YES!! he has little ears and funny legs, he’s one of them

[neanmoins-que]

A small detail from a commission for @/mtaraandkigu on twi

Sephiroth btw

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

cnetizens post souvenir they got at various chinese museums

these are all fridge stickers

[dunmeshistash]

Wait Falin turned down Shuro's purposal?? I always thought she just put him on hold or something, my autistic ass was way too confused by her response for me to know what she meant 😭😭

-🐰

Yeah she did! In the way that "I want to see the world but I don't want to settle down outside Melini" he asks her to leave it all behind and go back to the east with him and she refuses. I think he probably knew he was gonna be turned out but still had to shoot his shot.

Here's the full comic in case some people havent seen it

Falin is shy so she probably doesn't want to be direct about it but Shuro understood what she meant. She has just been going thru life by other people's wishes/desires but now she has something she wants. And as her profile says she only considered accepting his proposal because she thought she wouldn't get another one, but she doesnt has feelings for him at this moment.

If anything he asked the wrong sibling in marriage!!!

[misstycloud]

Yandere cowboy had me sobbing, please please please do a part two

Maybe Y/n comes back to the town because one of her grandparents is ill and she needs to take care of them, and cowboy keeps being like "...pay attention to meee"

I AM DROOLING OVER THIS MANN

Scenario: if (Y/n) has to come back to the town in order to care for her ill grandparents.

If yandere cowboy chose not to go after you or if she came back before he had the chance to do so, it wouldn’t be long until the news of your arrival reached his ears.

It’d be a solid five minutes of him contemplating everything before he starts rushing to your grandparents house. Whoever is with him when that happens think he’s possessed, but when they learn the reason for his sudden departure they’re not surprised. After all, you’re the only thing he’s been able to talk about; ever since he met you till you left. It was the worst when you left. He’d barricaded himself inside his house the rest of the day and refused any visits form worried friends and family.

Oh, all the citizens in town noticed the drop in his mood. You’d be stupid not to see how much he was hurting. Yandere cowboy’s family heard him cry himself to sleep every night after your departure. He didn’t smile unless he was talking to someone(he didn’t want to put his heartbreak on display for people to witness) and his work lost the energy it once had. To sum it up, he was a husk of a man.

When he learns you’re back he initially believes you’ve changed your mind about your relationship. But when you open the door(annoyed at his constant knocking) and he tries to embrace you, you tell him the true reason why you came back and his smile instantly drops. He attempts to play it down with a laugh, well that’s definitely embarrassing.

You say to him that you don’t want him near you. You need to take care of your grandparents, there’s no time(and it would be inappropriate) to run around like hopeless lovers everyday. He can’t stand outside the house and pray for you to become something more. At first you try giving back or ignoring the various gifts he sends, but since the very obvious ‘no’ doesn’t go through his head, you decide to throw them away.

The cowboy doesn’t understand why his previous signs of affection doesn’t work anymore. You loved when he invited you to go swimming in the creek, the flowers he sent you(hand-picked of course!), and the cheesy pick-up lines he’d learned from the only movie his family had on vhs tape. Why aren’t you recognising his efforts?

He is literally on his knees for you, begging you to talk to him. It only gets worse after you reject his gifts, he comes to your grandparents house everyday and refuses to leave until you give him the time of day. You have to yell at him to go home or he’ll be there until sundown. Worst case scenario you have to chase him away with the shotgun your grandfather had locked in the living room cabinet. Sometimes that doesn’t work either, the cowboy knows you’re not really gonna shoot him. Honestly, you kind of want to prove him wrong at times. The rinse and repeat is getting quite tedious.

There doesn’t seem to be a way for you to get rid of this clingy cowboy.

[ashleyloob]

ppl keep suggesting to ask for an itemized bill after a hospital visit but idk if y'all realize a lot of hospitals will straight up just list that the Ibuprofen they gave you will cost $200 per pill with a straight face and refuse to budge

[fexjam]

heavy big naturals?

I hope I'm doing this right

Thanks for the request!

Uncensored version here

[hilacopter]

I find it ironic that western leftists demand israelis leave israel because we're all white colonizers in their eyes (regardless of the fact that even if jews really weren't indigenous to the levant, which we are, over half the population is middle eastern anyway), but when we do leave israel for other countries we get hatecrimed. it would be bad enough if we had people telling us "good on you for going back to where you came from" or some shit but no they really just view us as inherently irredeemable and evil no matter where we are. almost feels like they're trying to lure us into being harassed overseas.