#count denny

[anjellion-drawthings]

who gave Dail the mfin fatal flute

[fizzymilkcan]

I just think he’s neat

[chrliekclly]

[fitzrove]

love wins <33333333333333

[sirmichaei]

friendship bracelets i made for charlie day and glenn howerton LMAO charlie laughed out loud and glenn put his right on what a sweetheart

[kod-lyoko]

dennis reynolds is stuck in TRAFIK!

[notanothermacdennisblog]

i gotta talk about frank v russia cuz i was rewatching it again and whoever said it was a fever dream of an episode is so right, there's just so many implications to dissect i didn't catch them all at first.

the beginning of the episode sets up dennis's motivation to pass the effort of helping everyone around him onto someone else... by him putting an enormous amount of effort into finding normal dates and teaching mac and dee to be normal enough to hold onto normal people (i can't imagine how this would keep mac and dee from bothering him tho cuz they'd just come back to him asking for more relationship help, dating a normal person doesn't make relationship issues go away). the enthusiasm he shows when checking in with them after the dates shows this amount of effort was worth it to him. one could argue it's because deep down he cares about their growth, he mistakenly thinks this will get them to leave him alone, or that he's attracted to the thrill of the ruse. mayb it's some combination of all three, but given that he could have always just ignored them or left, to me his hard on for control and deception points to the latter for the most part.

which further explains his flimsy justification of catfishing mac just to "get him out of the apartment." like if that was his sole goal there's a million other ways to accomplish that. ways that don't include: creating a profile guaranteed to get mac to match with him, chatting long enough to establish an emotional bond (altho that's not the hard part when mac falls for anybody who shows him a modicum of affection), and buying and sending him remote controlled anal beads as some sort of complicated signal system when simply texting "meet me at the motel" would suffice.

we're talking about a man who started a cult just to get mac to stop eating his thin mints. who drugged mac with diet pills, convincing him they were "size pills" just because he was unhappy with mac's weight gain. the exploitation of mac's body dysmorphia serves not only as a means of keeping his self esteem in check so he's more easily pliable ("you've been looking so sexy, so this... this is disappointing, at least to me" in ass kickers united; "mac did you gain some weight?" at the end of the gang makes paddy's great again), but also to mold him into an idealized physique that he's attracted to, and the unnecessary inclusion of anal beads in this ploy is the logical conclusion of obsessing over mac's appearance.

it was never just about getting the apartment to himself, or even just seizing an opportunity to manipulate, even if those both played a role. there's just no heterosexual explanation for the full extent of what this episode is implying.

so it still seems odd that dennis would want to sabotage a system that was working in his favor logistically and emotionally, essentially giving up the thrill (and safety) of inhabiting another man's skin in order to admit things he could never feel secure enough to admit even to himself. was johnny becoming too difficult to maintain? maybe dennis was motivated to pass mac onto someone else because he was running into a wall trying to figure out how to keep mac interested while avoiding the obvious issue of meeting in person. an effort to self sabotage when things started to get too close for comfort, when he could feel a certain loss of control.

the "johnny doesn't love you, he doesn't even like you" was enough to send me reeling that it was too easy for me to pass over all of this the first time, what a red herring. there's not another man as toxically obsessed w his roommate/work husband in crime/life terry mac as dennis is, while also being so self-deluded he has to make up half-assed excuses just to convince himself this is normal behavior.

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

QUALIFYING ROUND: 140th Tilt

Adhemar, Count of Anjou, A Knight's Tale (2001) VS. Sir Bowen, Dragonheart (1996)

Propaganda

Adhemar, Count of Anjou, A Knight's Tale (2001) Portrayed by: Rufus Sewell

“Okay, I get it, he's a terrible person. He cheats at jousting, he's mean to his herald, he ranks women somewhere below trophies and horses. But reader, I DON'T CARE. I can't help it. I admit that when I was younger (and perhaps more sensible) it was all about William/Ulric and his charming smile. But Adhemar... I would commit CRIMES for this man. Those eyes, the cheekbones, the glower! Do I think I could fix him? No. But, god, we could make each other worse!”

Sir Bowen, Dragonheart (1996) Portrayed by: Dennis Quaid

“Alright, here is why Bowen from Dragonheart is hot: He's an honorable English knight from Camelot, but he fights like a badass Japanese sword master (because they hired a real one to train the actor!). He's got that big, beautiful Dennis Quaid smile that makes his eyes go all crinkly cute. And then with the perfect beard and hair? Hot!”

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For Adhemar:

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For Sir Bowen:

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[papabigtoes]

Finished writing the next Planet Pissed update - and its a chunk longer than last, word wise. Wips and whatnot will be posted sooner than later, especially after the flight back home tonight (the portland dethklok show was ZAZZY) and some collab stuff! in the mean time here’s a thing I forgot to upload here last month for the year anniversary of the fan webcomic, in addition, some Murderkrakish getting taken care of by the demon squad, and a dickface sketch;

thought it was weird in the show last night when Nathan at the end in protest to Charles saying its reaching the end of the show, grabbed Pickles’ by his bald and wringed his dreads over the crowd and showered people in his sweat? Then swung Pickles like a sword and started hitting security with him? very stylized choice! Did I mention I’m full of shit?

[foundinthevoid]

Stargazing after work!! <3 🌟

[theunknownpoetandrewfoster]

I love how Dennis' room is soundproof in 13x2 (the gang escapes), but by 14x1 (the gang gets romantic), Dennis and Mac can hear the couple arguing in Dennis' room meaning it's no longer soundproof.

[rosetyler42]

Found out about this meme called "The Jack-O pose" and had to draw Ericka in it. Ended up adding Mavis, Lucy, and Dennis too. Of course, my asexual ass decided to go in a somewhat funnier and more wholesome direction than usual. XD

I figure Ericka was doing stretches and Mavis, Lucy, and Dennis decided to copy her. Ericka's super flexible and does it easy. Mavis of course has vampire flexibility, and Lucy - while smol - is blessed with both. Dennis on the other hand...well, the little guy isn't as much of a natural gymnast as the others, but he's trying. So Lucy tries to help while Ericka is busy being impressed by her step-daughter's flexibility. Drac of course has no idea what they're doing. (Though he'd probably still stop functioning seeing Ericka do this, I thought confusion would be funnier.) Johnny DOES, however, and snaps some pictures while trying to keep himself from giggling.

Just some goofy family antics meant purely for laughs, not really meant to be taken too seriously.

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[kod-lyoko]

"oh well, if you're going, i'm going then, i guess"

[howlerbat]

[dennisboobs]

the funniest thing when considering the whole serial killer dennis angle is that he is the only member of the gang who has been legally cleared of murder.

[crispitysmuggity]

dear entomologists of tumblr:

moths are pretty and amazing and i love them and i want to hold them like precious and delicate little babies because they are precious

where can i do this. where can i hold my fluffy children