#couldn't be me with this shit tbh
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ne-ros · 1 month ago
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Not me making a side blog to a side blog to publish even more shitposting, well as usual hi I'm Soren I doodle stuff, like a bunch of stuff and sometimes when I get in a fandom I like drawing my main oc/persona tormenting characters from those franchises Nothing I do has context, it's just for my amusement, and my excuse is having an oc that can technically jump between universes in their canon lore so hell yeah Yes I made this on a whim yes I am gonna regret this eventually no I am not sorry Art on this blog may be found under the sorendoesstuff tag because may as well sort things out
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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whoseblogisitanyways · 1 year ago
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tag yourself: intrepid heroes' alter emos as ppl who went to my public high school
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skrunksthatwunk · 3 months ago
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do you see my vision
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bonus
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robotsandramblings · 1 month ago
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spin the wheel of Bad Batch episodes (from both TBB and TCW). whichever one you land on is the ONLY episode you're allowed to rewatch for the rest of your life. you can't rewatch any other episodes.
don't forget to say in the tags which episode you got :)
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cementcornfield · 12 days ago
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damn :( these kids aren't desperate to rise out of poverty anymore and have already been paid for their skills :( that's a shame.
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oceanwithouthermoon · 1 year ago
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long as fuck nails always painted with at least a clear coat club:
saiki kusuo
teruhashi kokomi
kaido shun
saiko metori
imu rifuta
nail biters club:
kuboyasu aren
yumehara chiyo
arisu makino
suzumiya hii
nendo riki
aiura mikoto (with fake nails over top)
(formerly) kaido shun
(formerly) toritsuka reita
(formerly) akechi touma
normal short nails 🙄:
hairo kineshi
mera chisato
satou hiroshi
toritsuka reita
akechi touma
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marinaiguess · 2 years ago
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for the redraw thing
either of these shots of tails from lost world cus i thibk he’s funny
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he's an angy boy in a lost world
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hazmatmaid · 6 months ago
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i know probably nobody gives a shit about it anymore, but i'm high key so fucking glad that Queen showed up in Ch2 perfectly alive, finally putting to rest all those fucking "died in childbirth" headcanons that were rampant back in the Ch1 days to explain where Lancer's mother could've gone if she wasn't present.
somehow that was like the only explanation people seemed to care about, which made absolutely no sense if they were going off of Jevil's "THE QUEEN RETURNS" line.
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nobodybetterlookatme · 2 months ago
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Anyway after thorough research, I can confirm that I am, in fact, not a big fan of the snow ahsjakskla it was really cool for like an hour and I was having a fantastic time, but the novelty wore off quick when it melted into my clothes lmaoooo
#not snz#might use it in fics tho#now that i know it's not something everyone made up to gaslight those of us who have lived places it doesn't snow our whole lives LMAO#i still think the rain is sexier and more versatile but snow has a cute vibe to it#anyway we did like a fake ass 'hike' lmao idk where tf we were tbh but we were Walking#it was a fucking struggle bro i was fighting for my fucking life#like i thought hiking in the mud was bad but this was something else#and it wasn't even a real hike like it was mostly flat 😭#also turns out none of the clothes i own are good to wear in the snow#crazy concept who would've thought that the clothes of someone who's never seen snow once in their life wouldn't be good for the snow#i had my thick ass jacket i wear to my ranch hand job in the winter/when it rains but that was Not Enough#i did have the sense to bring my parka that i had when i was a swimmer bc that shit is water proof af#and it did help i guess but i looked fucking stupid 😔#anyway we had all rented out like? a house? a cabin?? so we could all stay together#so we spent a few hours outside then went in and made food and played games and watched movies#so that was cool i liked that vibe#it was really pretty but man once you realize you're wet it just all goes downhill lmaoooo#got to snuggle with the boyf tho so that was nice 🥰#also why do men do the things they do ahdkaksks they started wrestling on the floor while me and the other girl were just like 👁️👄👁️#like i used to be included in wrestling matches at the station before it got banned so i know it's entertaining for them but i don't get it#honestly a bit unnerving knowing that i could never stand a chance if it was fr and i don't like to think about that for too long#but man idk what it is about this breed of men wanting to tackle each other to the floor lmaoooo like what instinct is that#also we threw snowballs at each other and that was fucking primal LMAO like i understand that one#and then a few of us built snow people while everyone else was working on making just a massive fucking snowball#so yeah i had a good time but I'm so fucking glad it was only a couple days bc i couldn't deal with that for long lmaoooo#loooooved just sitting inside and looking out the window tho like that was peak#anyway we left early on monday and came back late tuesday and i had emt work today#or yesterday technically bc it is ✨️ 1 am ✨️ lmaoooo#and i have a full schedule for the rest of the week with various activities/obligations so no time to rest for me until next week lmao#here's to hoping i survive ahsmkakz
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mrsoharaa · 1 year ago
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Getting stuck in a stilled (broken) elevator while on a formal incognito mission with Miguel. Who was dressed up delectably in a six piece suit with slick back hair and you in a sleek, long black backless dress with your hair nicely styled and neat to your desire (complimenting the beautiful fabric that hugged around your voluptuous curves...which Miguel couldn't seem to keep his prying eyes off of) ♡
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applejongho · 6 months ago
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I feel a little rusty but it's still insane how I can just gif three months later like it's literally nothing 🥲🥹❤️ it's nice to have it be enjoyable and fun ❤️
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ratbastarddotfuck · 6 months ago
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just discovered that I seem to have been kicked from a server I spent more or less a decade building? like I was the founding member. must've happened overnight, cause I was looking at it just yesterday.
I've been relatively inactive for the last year or so because I decided I could no longer casually interact with someone who used to be my best friend, but I did still have other friends in there and I would occasionally check in on them through the server. we'd also never kicked anyone for inactivity like this before; people have been inactive for years that we kept around in case they wanted to come say hi.
really I'm just confused about who made this decision/when or how it was made, why nobody bothered to message me about it? ten years and some of the most important connections of my life. these people kept me alive when I first moved out of home. and I'm just kicked without warning? what did I fucking do?
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easilyentertained99 · 9 months ago
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chat, i need to be honest. that was not good
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izzy-b-hands · 3 months ago
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I'm all for security/cybersecurity, but the uni requesting a phone call with the entire main cybersecurity team and possibly needing me to come in person for another meeting to just change my phone number is fucking ridiculous.
Also, I put in the ticket for this to happen (after an IT team member had to do it for me because that system wasn't working on the regular user end of it) weeks ago and have been waiting for a reply, only for them to start that reply with 'do you still need help with this issue? We haven't heard from you'
only to then admit that yes, they knew they hadn't actually sent me anything about the ticket yet UNTIL THIS FUCKING EMAIL and that they hadn't 'had time' to read up on the actual issue on the ticket.
The IT guy that put the ticket in assured me they would just get it changed with probably nothing more than a confirmation email or me letting them know if I get a code they text to me to confirm the number is correct, bc that's usually how they do it. Don't love that suddenly I need at least one call and potentially an in person meeting just for this. What the fuck are they going to require when I bring them my name change certificate and updated docs?
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bigcats-birds-and-books · 1 year ago
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Books of 2024: THE SCOURGE BETWEEN STARS by Ness Brown.
Devoured this in one intense sitting last night! It gets right into the "fucked up shit happens in space" (as I was promised it would!), and I liked that you could see the author's astrophysics background peeking through without derailing the tension.
(And, for real: Don't Open The FUCKING Door, holy shit.)
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