#couldn't be me with this shit tbh
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Not me making a side blog to a side blog to publish even more shitposting, well as usual hi I'm Soren I doodle stuff, like a bunch of stuff and sometimes when I get in a fandom I like drawing my main oc/persona tormenting characters from those franchises Nothing I do has context, it's just for my amusement, and my excuse is having an oc that can technically jump between universes in their canon lore so hell yeah Yes I made this on a whim yes I am gonna regret this eventually no I am not sorry Art on this blog may be found under the sorendoesstuff tag because may as well sort things out
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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tag yourself: intrepid heroes' alter emos as ppl who went to my public high school
#i'm sorry but also i couldn't not frfr#also this is NOT a reflection upon any of the real people in this show#i am most like emy lee and i am ashamed of it#literally i would be 15 minutes late to school every day then do my makeup#but the quote real? unquote emy lee was cooler than me#fhjy#d20 fhjy#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy shitpost#intrepid heroes#d20#fh#also murph's alter emo looks so much like one of my shit exes#sorry murph you don’t deserve how savage yours is#tbh the references are soooo early 2010s but i am proud of some of them#and if no one gets any of them all of the skin will wither from my bones#tag urself
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do you see my vision








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#i think about kaiji smudging crumbly dollar store pencil eyeliner on and feeling something new and fragile all the time. btw#but this alt version is fun to me too#fkmt#kaijiposting#skrunkart#kaiji itou#hyoudou kazuya#hyodo kazuya#boukai#i spose#tempted to post my dozens of shitty little kaijis bc ive basically only been drawing her for weeks. my gf kaiji#also augh i don't know what girl clothes kaiji would wear.. sigh....#and i think kazuya'd want to be cunty like her mom#i hope this doesn't look too bad editing it was kind of a nightmare. curse you traditional art#i kept adding more and more panels to this so in my sketchbook it's all out of order. kind of fun tbh#my first time drawing the young master btw >:]#i hope you know she'd be such a little shit after this. you don't see it here but she's so annoying#i couldn't help but love her what's going ON in there?? (<- knows)#anyway they both need something to live for and i think being women would help. a lot#transfem kaiji
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spin the wheel of Bad Batch episodes (from both TBB and TCW). whichever one you land on is the ONLY episode you're allowed to rewatch for the rest of your life. you can't rewatch any other episodes.
don't forget to say in the tags which episode you got :)
#MUAHAHA i got 1.16 Kamino Lost !!!!! a top favourite of mine!! very happy with this lol (although would have preferred 1.15 tbh)#the bad batch#star wars#poll#wheel of names#spinner wheel#also PLEASE tell me if my wheel isn't working or looks weird!!!!!!#i couldn't see it myself in firefix due to all my extensions and shit lmao so i had to edit it in edge... hopefully it works ok!!!
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damn :( these kids aren't desperate to rise out of poverty anymore and have already been paid for their skills :( that's a shame.
#like i get their point i do.#but also couldn't you say it the other way#that if they've been PAID the crazy money a lot of them have#and are still going. then they could be doing it for love of the game#i dunno. i know NIL is a weird tricky landscape right now#that definitely needs more rules and regulations lol#but i just hate the tone of#well these guys aren't desperate for money anymore so! i dunno if we can take 'em!#harder to control people and exploit their labor when they're already living comfortably!#but that just comes down to my anti-capitalism thesis in general#like i dunno i think it's good these guys in college have options and opportunities now that they're able to take advantage of!#and it doesn't mean that they're entitled whiny bitches who won't be good at football etc etc#(another reason the nolen smoke doesn't scare me off of him tbh)#very much the vibe of like non-profit work. 'you shouldn't WANT to be paid it shows you don't care about the cause' type shit#ok i'm done#definitely an interesting insight into GM and coach's mind with this stuff#(people didn't wanna draft yoshi because they thought he cared too much about track and not enough about football. btw!)
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long as fuck nails always painted with at least a clear coat club:
saiki kusuo
teruhashi kokomi
kaido shun
saiko metori
imu rifuta
nail biters club:
kuboyasu aren
yumehara chiyo
arisu makino
suzumiya hii
nendo riki
aiura mikoto (with fake nails over top)
(formerly) kaido shun
(formerly) toritsuka reita
(formerly) akechi touma
normal short nails 🙄:
hairo kineshi
mera chisato
satou hiroshi
toritsuka reita
akechi touma
#idk why i made this its just funny to me#i was just looking at how long my nails are rn and this came to mind#i think akechi bit his nails as a kid and then learned how much bacteria is there and snapped out of it so quick#ur gonna have to trust me on aiura cuz i just know.#she has to constantly resist the urge to bite off her press-ons but theyre a little tougher than normal nails so she still chews on em a li#kaido used to bite his nails BAD but he broke the habit a while after he started painting them#cuz swallowing nail polish constantly is really annoying and gross and DEFINITELY wasnt making him choke or anything noo shhh#im not rlly sure of my reasoning with toritsuka.. i just know#i couldn't decide for kusuke tbh cuz i feel like he just doesnt give a shit#but for him does that mean he would just let them grow out forever or that he would just bite them tf off ?#he would probably need short nails for all the hand work he does though so#maybe he maintains them normally but only for that reason#we all know he doesnt take care of himself so he wouldnt do it if he didnt need to#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#meows post
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for the redraw thing
either of these shots of tails from lost world cus i thibk he’s funny
he's an angy boy in a lost world
#dunkinbublin#HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS ONE THANK U#is there a logical explanation behind this type of shading? nom#no.#does it look good? i think so lol#i got silly with it#tbh i couldn't see shit half of the time cuz i was at the beach (again) and the sun was. sunning.#not letting me see#ANYWAY#hope you like this <3#miles tails prower#sonic#sth#sonic the hedgehog#fanart#my art#sth fanart
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i know probably nobody gives a shit about it anymore, but i'm high key so fucking glad that Queen showed up in Ch2 perfectly alive, finally putting to rest all those fucking "died in childbirth" headcanons that were rampant back in the Ch1 days to explain where Lancer's mother could've gone if she wasn't present.
somehow that was like the only explanation people seemed to care about, which made absolutely no sense if they were going off of Jevil's "THE QUEEN RETURNS" line.
#haz says a thing#deltarune#deltarune headcanons#deltarune queen#cyber queen#chapter 1 gang where u at#salt in the tags#gone are the AUs where spade king is evil explicitly because his too-good-for-this-sinful-earth wife died having lancer#and i couldn't be happier#even if i am still salty that they were a thing to begin with#it was either that or he was irredeemably evil all along and it makes no sense that his wife would be this paragon of absolute good#i hate that interpretation of him too tbh#you wanna talk ooc shit? spade king and lancer were hit with it the worst#also just to be clear i still don't see queen as lancer's bio-mom#it just doesn't really make sense to me#also bc i made ms lilith and i still don't feel like permanently incinerating her#let me cope her birthday's coming up
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Anyway after thorough research, I can confirm that I am, in fact, not a big fan of the snow ahsjakskla it was really cool for like an hour and I was having a fantastic time, but the novelty wore off quick when it melted into my clothes lmaoooo
#not snz#might use it in fics tho#now that i know it's not something everyone made up to gaslight those of us who have lived places it doesn't snow our whole lives LMAO#i still think the rain is sexier and more versatile but snow has a cute vibe to it#anyway we did like a fake ass 'hike' lmao idk where tf we were tbh but we were Walking#it was a fucking struggle bro i was fighting for my fucking life#like i thought hiking in the mud was bad but this was something else#and it wasn't even a real hike like it was mostly flat 😭#also turns out none of the clothes i own are good to wear in the snow#crazy concept who would've thought that the clothes of someone who's never seen snow once in their life wouldn't be good for the snow#i had my thick ass jacket i wear to my ranch hand job in the winter/when it rains but that was Not Enough#i did have the sense to bring my parka that i had when i was a swimmer bc that shit is water proof af#and it did help i guess but i looked fucking stupid 😔#anyway we had all rented out like? a house? a cabin?? so we could all stay together#so we spent a few hours outside then went in and made food and played games and watched movies#so that was cool i liked that vibe#it was really pretty but man once you realize you're wet it just all goes downhill lmaoooo#got to snuggle with the boyf tho so that was nice 🥰#also why do men do the things they do ahdkaksks they started wrestling on the floor while me and the other girl were just like 👁️👄👁️#like i used to be included in wrestling matches at the station before it got banned so i know it's entertaining for them but i don't get it#honestly a bit unnerving knowing that i could never stand a chance if it was fr and i don't like to think about that for too long#but man idk what it is about this breed of men wanting to tackle each other to the floor lmaoooo like what instinct is that#also we threw snowballs at each other and that was fucking primal LMAO like i understand that one#and then a few of us built snow people while everyone else was working on making just a massive fucking snowball#so yeah i had a good time but I'm so fucking glad it was only a couple days bc i couldn't deal with that for long lmaoooo#loooooved just sitting inside and looking out the window tho like that was peak#anyway we left early on monday and came back late tuesday and i had emt work today#or yesterday technically bc it is ✨️ 1 am ✨️ lmaoooo#and i have a full schedule for the rest of the week with various activities/obligations so no time to rest for me until next week lmao#here's to hoping i survive ahsmkakz
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Getting stuck in a stilled (broken) elevator while on a formal incognito mission with Miguel. Who was dressed up delectably in a six piece suit with slick back hair and you in a sleek, long black backless dress with your hair nicely styled and neat to your desire (complimenting the beautiful fabric that hugged around your voluptuous curves...which Miguel couldn't seem to keep his prying eyes off of) ♡
#couldn't be me in this situation tbh !#I'd be shitting BRICKS MY GUY 😭😭#even if I was with Miguel! I'd be HORRIFIED!#one of my biggest fears in fact....!#but the scenario just seem so.....yummy 👀✨#miguel o'hara x reader#atsv
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I feel a little rusty but it's still insane how I can just gif three months later like it's literally nothing 🥲🥹❤️ it's nice to have it be enjoyable and fun ❤️
#for as long as im on here gif making will always be special to me tbh#i was objectively shit at it at the beginning as most of us are but it took me years to even DOWNLOAD vs bc it was so hard to do on mac#i kept messing up the download process#couldn't figure out how to 🏴☠️ ps either so i learned off photopea#so now to essentially be a veteran when i started from the bottom and im extremely proud of how good i am... idk ❤️#i get too wrapped up in critique sometimes and then when i step back like this im like u know what. im hugging myself. im patting myself on#the back. u did well anne 🫂❤️#apple lady words#it's just an indescribable feeling to figure out something that has been plaguing u for years. ig. idk. i could yap for hours 💔
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just discovered that I seem to have been kicked from a server I spent more or less a decade building? like I was the founding member. must've happened overnight, cause I was looking at it just yesterday.
I've been relatively inactive for the last year or so because I decided I could no longer casually interact with someone who used to be my best friend, but I did still have other friends in there and I would occasionally check in on them through the server. we'd also never kicked anyone for inactivity like this before; people have been inactive for years that we kept around in case they wanted to come say hi.
really I'm just confused about who made this decision/when or how it was made, why nobody bothered to message me about it? ten years and some of the most important connections of my life. these people kept me alive when I first moved out of home. and I'm just kicked without warning? what did I fucking do?
#we survived the transfer from skype to discord for this?#i know some of y'all still follow me. if you see this I'd love to know if like... you knew i was getting kicked?#like what's going on I'm just fucking confused#i don't want an invite back in that bridge seems thoroughly burned by now#i just want to know why i woke up to a fucking gut punch#this really hurts.#and i do miss most of you.#i went inactive because i couldn't say anything in there without criticism from i****o#just no positive interactions with them after a certain point#became very dismissive of other peoples' experiences imo#and i couldn't be around that#but i was still checking in and i always miss what used to be#and i made a point not to shit talk where their other friends could see it#and i just don't know what i did that prompted being kicked out from a server that doesn't kick fucking anyone#especially when it was MY server. tbh.#idk. fucking ouch.#the system speaks
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chat, i need to be honest. that was not good
#the umbrella academy#i don't get it#there's a lot of shit going on and I'm pretty sure it doesn't make sense#my main thing is if viktor claims to be able to pull the marigold out of people (which he didn't fucking with harlan in the end did he?)#how come he couldn't have pulled it out of the others#like i didn't want viktor to die but come on#and also like#idk wasn't the point of the first season that that whole dysfunctional relationship between viktor and the others caused the apocalypse#i thought that was it#nope turns out the whole point is that they never should've been born and being erased out of existence is the only option#i kinda don't like that message?#hurr hurr self sacrifice but like... what you can't try to fix things? you can't grow and change? guess not. that other shit doesn't matter#your worst crime was being born#but like... was it?#if they didn't drink the marigold they would have been fine no?#i have a lot more thoughts on this but tbh my head is still kinda spinning this shows all over the place#and tbh i kinda don't give a shit that dottie or the un-yassified handler or diego and lila's insta-family are all chilling somewhere#speaking of lila don't even get me started omg#cause for what? what was the point? what was the point of any of this?#the umbrella academy spoilers
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I'm all for security/cybersecurity, but the uni requesting a phone call with the entire main cybersecurity team and possibly needing me to come in person for another meeting to just change my phone number is fucking ridiculous.
Also, I put in the ticket for this to happen (after an IT team member had to do it for me because that system wasn't working on the regular user end of it) weeks ago and have been waiting for a reply, only for them to start that reply with 'do you still need help with this issue? We haven't heard from you'
only to then admit that yes, they knew they hadn't actually sent me anything about the ticket yet UNTIL THIS FUCKING EMAIL and that they hadn't 'had time' to read up on the actual issue on the ticket.
The IT guy that put the ticket in assured me they would just get it changed with probably nothing more than a confirmation email or me letting them know if I get a code they text to me to confirm the number is correct, bc that's usually how they do it. Don't love that suddenly I need at least one call and potentially an in person meeting just for this. What the fuck are they going to require when I bring them my name change certificate and updated docs?
#text post#and yes I already had to explain to the head of cybersecurity that they need to call my new number for this call#'why?' bc my old phone barely runs while plugged in and might not last through a call#'oh...so I really have to call the 475 number?'#like I couldn't make this shit up my fucking god#im now waiting to find out when/if they're going to do this call since I already gave them my availability for one for today and tomorrow#if I have to in person for this like. I'll do it but my god am I gonna be frustrated abt it#Im gonna need to suck off the dean or some shit to get my name change stuff put into the system and tbh? would rather do that then all this#that's one brief in person meeting versus me being grilled abt why I changed my number#bc yes I was already warned that they need to 'ascertain why I have changed my number and why I would do so now'#I think they think they're like. protecting national secrets or some shit and it's like. bro it ain't that deep I just needed a new phone#and wanted a number from the state I now live in instead of the one from my old state
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Books of 2024: THE SCOURGE BETWEEN STARS by Ness Brown.
Devoured this in one intense sitting last night! It gets right into the "fucked up shit happens in space" (as I was promised it would!), and I liked that you could see the author's astrophysics background peeking through without derailing the tension.
(And, for real: Don't Open The FUCKING Door, holy shit.)
#books of 2024#book photography#my photography#the scourge between stars#ness brown#i also appreciated the casual queerness#i was not prepared for somebody taking advantage of the android >:( but i thought it was handled well!#always here for fucked up shit happening in space#it was very uh. ALIEN-esque to me#(red of THE GIRL IN RED and jack of SCOURGE same hat lmao)#(young women suffering through post apocalypses together 5ever)#tbh it didn't feel like a super original concept/execution but. i couldn't set it down and go to bed. so it was done Well.#anyway another shortie bites the dust!!#i did appreciate how jack problem solved around her issues lol#the bit with the core and the observation deck were both very nice#GO JACK GO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS WITH YOUR ENVIRONMENT I LOVE THAT FOR YOU!!!!#i will however be killing otto again thanks#and the captain actually
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