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thesmokinpossum · 8 months ago

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I was having a super nice weekend, the best of august and one of the best of my entire summer and this fucking creepy unknown number started texting me all sort of crazy shits about how he's thinking about me, how he wants to be there for me and write to me all day everyday, how when he come back to (the city where I currently live) he's gonna "tell me about his new life and the choices he made"....

Just to make it extra fun he has my actual name and knows a few things about me that make me believe that it's not someone texting a random phone number but someone who actually knows me at least a bit.I'm not entirely sure yet but I think it might be one of my neighbor and if it's the case...Well, I don't know what my next move is gonna be but it doesn't exactly fill me with inner peace and joy

#i hate men i hate men i hate men #but yeah i'm like 85% sure it's this one neighbor #this entire situation freaks me out and angers me so much i can't even explain it #like i wish i could just post the message so y'all would get how creepy the whole thing is but it's all in french #but trust me it's extremely fucking creepy #i actually told the person that he was being creepy and he was like 'don't be scared i'm a good person!'#oh okay #could have fooled me #i just wanted a chill little evening where i could relax and go to bed early and now god knows if I'll even fall asleep #once again...#i hate men and i'm allowed

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man-down-in-hatchet-town · 2 years ago

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Time is a construct inherently tying us to death. Undo every shackle, unseat every oppressor, and time will be there still, inexorably laughing at us until the bitter end.

...I was here at 6:25.

#poe party #poe party oscar wilde #I LOVE THIS MOMENT #Also looked it up and I don't think that's a real Wilde quote?#Could have fooled me #amazing job guys #edgar allan poe's murder mystery invite only casual dinner party slash gala for friends potluck #shipwrecked comedy #rewatchers2000

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kawitchie · 17 days ago

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very situational picture

#It was a fun April Fool's Day #I could say they really have reasons to look at me like that #twisted wonderland #twst #ace trappola #deuce spade

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shepscapades · 1 month ago

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I hope you’re happy, I hope you’re happy now /ref

#I ACTUALLY HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS #art escapades #ask #dbhc #anon #dbhc xisuma #dbhc art #dbhc doc #dbhc ren #dbhc impulse #dbhc false #dbhc wels #dbhc mumbo #hermitgang #dbhc sillies #I had to make it dbhc because somehow that makes me less embarrassed #I already put these au fools through the wringer #what’s a cheeky little short-shorts pin-up silly doodle #this still makes me want to dig a hole and bury myself though #posting even mildly suggestive stuff makes me feel like blowing up /silly #THEYRE ALL SO. IMCREDIBLY STUPID #except false. false they could never make me hate you #DOC WITH THEM ON. BACKWARDS. OR WITH THE WORDS ON THE FRONT LIKE AN IDIOT #wels covering up Bc he’s not having any of this nonsense <3 as he SHOULD #IMPULSE WITH THE WHOLE ENTIRE VERSE DGBJSRGKNSRGJHDGJHNHNCGHMDGHNCHN #xisuma. is actually perfect nevermind he’s fine #he’s FINE /silly #and rendog… THE CUTOFF WITH THE TAIL IS KILLING ME #lad get in #So happy to finally get to draw again hehe

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fallziell · 2 years ago

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Anhören/Kaufen: Not dead yet von PLASMA

#bandcamp #goregrind #not dead yet #could have fooled me

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cybercervine · 1 year ago

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Booping u with one of these

#sorry the picture is so terrible it's the only one I could find with all of them #I used to have a couple of these pointers and this really reminded me of them #cybercervine.txt #april fools #boop #I'm trying to boop everyone back but sorry if I missed anyone :3

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haplesshumbug · 2 years ago

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I will give them this- the bots are getting better at picking usernames

#could have fooled me #but they didnt #so many bots

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chialattea · 4 months ago

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Oh so YOU GUYS can monologue for hours but my man yorick tries to have a nice conversation after regaining his ability to speak AND YOU GANG UP ON HIM???? I see how it is!!! The double standards are crazy!!!

#shitpost #it’s always two annoying bitches telling each other exactlyyyyyy #Mr John ‘this is my best friend and soulmate Arthur and he can talk all he wants thank you’ Doe #and his roommate Mr. Arthur ‘I love my best friend and soulmate John who can describe landscapes as pretentiously as he wants’ Lester #you guys make me SICK you and your strange honeymoon phase!!!#I am constantly on EDGE bc shit WILL go wrong and you will be at each others throats soon #you guys CANT FOOL ME #yes I drew this after episode 45 to cope w the sheer psychological damage it inflicted upon me #how DARE you Mr Harlan Malevolent. how COULD you #have I not suffered enough!?? have I not cried enough??#this grown man had me CHOKING UP on PUBLIC TRANSPORT because of HOPE? CRINGE!!1!#malevolent #private eyes #Arthur Lester #John doe

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spacebubblehomebase · 12 days ago

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Ah yes. Again with my random Merthur fanart that I periodically post for no reason, but this was mostly just me playing around with colors awhile ago. Really miss their Enemies-to-"Not if I die for you FIRST, you ARSEHOLE" dynamic! Still, if you're like me and you somehow never walked away from the accursed Lake Avalon, here's your occasional check up: You good, fam??? 👑🧙‍♂️✨️ -Bubbly💙

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iicaru2 · 7 months ago

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something about how wyll calls his romanced partner his “shining star,” and how i didnt know that at all, and the first time i romanced wyll HAPPENED to be in my first origin astarion campaign. something about him saying “to think i almost missed the light” to astarion, who at that point in time would still be in the process of manipulating him for protection/realize that hes a fool whose fallen for the literal fairytale prince a younger him once fantasized about marrying. something about astarion taking every opportunity he can to remark on how handsome and sweet wyll is, despite apparently despising heroes— and wyll doing the exact same thing, despite being a literal monster hunter. something about wyll having special unique lines for origin romances in his act 3 romance scene. how even if you dont romance him, if youre playing astarion and approach him at the epilogue party he is absolutely Delighted to see you and remarks on how much he missed you (and your hair, lmao). just something about two characters who have had their autonomy stripped away from them for years finding love and safety in each other. i dont think i can ever be normal about these two.

#the amount of parallels between them drives me nuts #mizora/cazador and their treatment of wyll/astarion respectively. ooh my god.#the essays i could write on that topic alone #i have a tadpole buried deep in my brain that is actively feasting upon my neurons and its THEM #these two fools and their constant snark flirting every time theyre in my party together #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #wyllstarion #bloodpact #wyll #astarion #wyll ravengard #astarion ancunin #bg3 wyll #bg3 astarion

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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Do you think this is the Finale of book 7? qwq

at this point I'm not going to believe it's actually over until we get the Diasomnia dorm reruns! those will be the portent I cling to in these times of uncertain anime character drama. 😰

honestly I'd been pretty convinced that 13 would be the end -- or that there might be, like, an epilogue chapter or something, but this would at least be the end of the main plot of 7. but now it looks like the Armor of Dawn Silver card is actually going to be for the second half next week, so...now I'm right back in "WHAT IS HAPPENING" camp! like, I can see a couple of possibilities of how that might still work out, but...well. I guess we'll find out tonight. :')