#could have fooled me
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I was having a super nice weekend, the best of august and one of the best of my entire summer and this fucking creepy unknown number started texting me all sort of crazy shits about how he's thinking about me, how he wants to be there for me and write to me all day everyday, how when he come back to (the city where I currently live) he's gonna "tell me about his new life and the choices he made"....
Just to make it extra fun he has my actual name and knows a few things about me that make me believe that it's not someone texting a random phone number but someone who actually knows me at least a bit.I'm not entirely sure yet but I think it might be one of my neighbor and if it's the case...Well, I don't know what my next move is gonna be but it doesn't exactly fill me with inner peace and joy
#i hate men i hate men i hate men#but yeah i'm like 85% sure it's this one neighbor#this entire situation freaks me out and angers me so much i can't even explain it#like i wish i could just post the message so y'all would get how creepy the whole thing is but it's all in french#but trust me it's extremely fucking creepy#i actually told the person that he was being creepy and he was like 'don't be scared i'm a good person!'#oh okay#could have fooled me#i just wanted a chill little evening where i could relax and go to bed early and now god knows if I'll even fall asleep#once again...#i hate men and i'm allowed
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Time is a construct inherently tying us to death. Undo every shackle, unseat every oppressor, and time will be there still, inexorably laughing at us until the bitter end.
...I was here at 6:25.
#poe party#poe party oscar wilde#I LOVE THIS MOMENT#Also looked it up and I don't think that's a real Wilde quote?#Could have fooled me#amazing job guys#edgar allan poe's murder mystery invite only casual dinner party slash gala for friends potluck#shipwrecked comedy#rewatchers2000
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did you guys know lineart is easier to do qwhen you dont use the same brush size the entire time
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The irony of me thinking for most of my life that I was in no way disabled whilst literally being born in disability pride month is not lost on me
#i am literally every part of the flag#i was just too fricking autistic to know I was too fricking autistic#psa: most people can exist without it hurting#did not know that originally#also apparently NEVER feeling well rested isn't normal??? wild#clothes aren't supposed to hurt#could have fooled me#some people don't cry because of loud music#your knees aren't supposed to suck as a child without an injury#so many more things#i am the poster child for why July is so so so important
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Anhören/Kaufen: Not dead yet von PLASMA
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Booping u with one of these
#sorry the picture is so terrible it's the only one I could find with all of them#I used to have a couple of these pointers and this really reminded me of them#cybercervine.txt#april fools#boop#I'm trying to boop everyone back but sorry if I missed anyone :3
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I will give them this- the bots are getting better at picking usernames
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something about how wyll calls his romanced partner his “shining star,” and how i didnt know that at all, and the first time i romanced wyll HAPPENED to be in my first origin astarion campaign. something about him saying “to think i almost missed the light” to astarion, who at that point in time would still be in the process of manipulating him for protection/realize that hes a fool whose fallen for the literal fairytale prince a younger him once fantasized about marrying. something about astarion taking every opportunity he can to remark on how handsome and sweet wyll is, despite apparently despising heroes— and wyll doing the exact same thing, despite being a literal monster hunter. something about wyll having special unique lines for origin romances in his act 3 romance scene. how even if you dont romance him, if youre playing astarion and approach him at the epilogue party he is absolutely Delighted to see you and remarks on how much he missed you (and your hair, lmao). just something about two characters who have had their autonomy stripped away from them for years finding love and safety in each other. i dont think i can ever be normal about these two.
#the amount of parallels between them drives me nuts#mizora/cazador and their treatment of wyll/astarion respectively. ooh my god.#the essays i could write on that topic alone#i have a tadpole buried deep in my brain that is actively feasting upon my neurons and its THEM#these two fools and their constant snark flirting every time theyre in my party together#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#wyllstarion#bloodpact#wyll#astarion#wyll ravengard#astarion ancunin#bg3 wyll#bg3 astarion
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inspired by those textposts about dick rocking up to the rest of titans with tim for the first time and kori et al. being like: is that the stalker kid???
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#sart#dc#koriand'r#tim drake#victor stone#dick grayson#dick & tim#'i'll do a quick meme redraw between things' <- A FOOL#i was skimming ntt issues for costume refs and im. So concerned#also apologies to the people who've actually read ntt i could not for the life of me tell who was and wasnt still part of the roster#by the time tim is fully robin and hanging with dick#i dont think i did kori's hair justice :')#and i chickened out of her og costume bc it's. a Lot#also this is unironically my favorite nightwing look#MULLETWING MY BELOVED#GONE TOO SOON#at least in batman collected stuff#ig i have to read ntt too at some point#ALSO if anyone knows the textpost im talking about!!! pls lmk#bc i cant find it
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MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME
#bg3#like here my silly ass that doesn't know shit was thinking 'wow i'm actually surprised he's pretty chill with this'#JOKES ON ME I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL#IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT#WOW............DAMN............GOT ME#CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN CAUSE I AM A LORE NOVICE HERE....................................#like SURE you could ASSUME that astarion would be flippant about having multiple partners like why wouldn't the flirty one be that way righ#but no no no there's much to think about here i'm unpacking the fucking layers i can feel my mind peeling like an onion#woag mama#i'm not articulate today b/c brain fog but i hope that made any sense#and hey maybe I'M even making assumptions but calling it a 'harmless affair' just.....that hits different#astarion
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#rtgamecrowd#rtgame#barbie#jerma985#jerma houseflipper#as a barbie life in the dreamhouse efficianado#he very much could have fooled me#and did
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been thinking about brazil hinata recently so here he iiissss
#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#hinata shouyou#hinata#hinata shoyo#hq!!#my art#mine#i??? actually don't think i've ever drawn brazil hinata before????????#which is INSANE#THAT ARC HAD AND STILL HAS SUCH A HOLD ON ME#ahh...wish i could go back and relive the experience of reading the last couple of haikyuu arcs for the first time all over again#but also i feel so LUCKY that i was able to read them as they were coming out#amending my tags to add that i HAVE DRAWN BRAZIL HINATA BEFORE#literally the post i queued for his bday right before this one#facepalm#but this is the first i've drawn him in his beach uniform (i..think. if my goldfish memory isn't fooling me again)
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#polls#april fools#tumblr#words and things#i should have removed the 'for both' thing because yeah it could be uneven#but its a joke poll and i can't be assed to remake it lol#500#posts that haunt me#this was all that my notifs was for 24 hours
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more bee and beloved...
#rote#realm of the elderlings#the fool#beloved#lady amber#bee farseer#assassin's fate#they make me sooo sad#the matching scars....nooo i hate being my father's daughter#the way beloved is the one person who could best understand what bee has been through because he has also gone through it#but it never really happens. because she keeps pushing him away#waa#feeling isolated/being targeted as a child for being different...grappling with seeing the paths and having Dreams...#the cruelty of the servants....how twisted clerres is...#having three parents...#they're the same!!!!!!!!
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「Demo WIP」 Can y'all watch my plant real quick? 🍈
#Y'all ever plant a Filipino cantaloupe and it just randomly grows into a giant human overnight? No??? Just me???????#Anyways!! Don't be fooled this is literally just reskinned Ren Bot from Discord lmao#The RenPy to Pycord back to RenPy pipeline is real#Will I ever come back to this project?? Mayhaps not.... We'll see#My plan is to turn it into a comfy window game that you can have running in the background#It'll play some lo-fi beats and let you feed/pet Sage every so often to level their affection meters#Higher affection will yield better responses + maybe an outfit/scenery change#You can also talk to them the same way you talk to Ren Bot (for those familiar with him in the Discord server)#So you could like.... talk about your day and Sage will listen ^^#I also wanna add a dynamic background that corresponds to your local computer time.... If I feel ambitious enough hehe#But for now?? lazy 2 hour sketches featuring MAD inspo from the FFXIV dancer gear bghsdjgd#game dev#visual novel#maybe???? is she??#clicker game? pet sim?? knock-off honeydew Tamagotchi?? we just don't know#queue.#to be tagged later
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I made a few new wax seal stamps out of clay (like the ones I did for my worldbuilding stuff forever ago), this time just of random symbols that I thought might look good done in the style of painting over the raised part of the wax or etc. :0c Some of them aren't carved deep enough to really show up that well, but overall they worked okay for being clay lol
#wax seal#crafts#wax stamp#stationery#Window one is kind of stinky.. I was imagining like a swirly night sky sort of looking thing so it would be a surreal contrast of a night#sky with a window in the middle that shows a daytime sky - but the silver and purple wax kind of mixed too much together#with the black and it just looks very plain black and not all that starry or anything hjbhj.. Of course the eye is probably my favorite#since all I ever do is draw eyes and still like eye imagery for some reason. The four leaf clover is very lumpy and skrunkty but also it wa#the smallest in size out of all of them so was easier to do multiple stamps of just to try it out.#The heart with eyes wax is actually more swirly in person. I wanted it to be a mix of light pink and red and white. and the wax#did kind of all blend together but in person you can definitely see MORE of the intentional swirlyness. in this it just looks plain pink.#I was going to do one eye in the heart but it looked weird. but now two seems too plain. i could have done 3?? in a pattern.. hmm#alas. I wish I could make actual metal ones. With the clay i have to paint them in a thin layer of olive oil before stamping because#otherwise the wax just kind of gets stuck in the grooves of the clay and then you can't pull it up. Very wacky ''unprofessional'' looking#set up where I'm hot gluing circles of sculpey clay to short stumps of a wooden dowel that I sawed apart with a serrated bread knife#and then using an old paintbrush to put olive oil on them whilst holding a spoon over a yankee candle flame hjbjh#ANYWAY.. I think if I were middle class/rich/etc. this would be one of the main things in my crafting room is like.. SO many colors#of wax. and all different custom made stamps designed by me. which could be much more elaborate in actual metal.. muahaha.... >:)c#RHGghhh... I actually don't want to talk much about it since (this is probably just my Obsessed With My Own World Artist Delusions) I#think I have a really cool idea for a game that could genuinely be successful if i ever get to make it and I don't want to give#everything away and spoil the whole plot/concept in hopes that one day I can actually do it - BUT - a game that I'd like to make after the#visual novel I'm making now has partially to do with the main character working as a sort of writer/scribe/artist assistant in an elven#city (set in my world/with my worldbuilding species and versions of elves and etc) and I was thinking of maybe incorporating#somehow being able to collect little writing type items like these like.. you can get different wax seal patterns or pens or etc. when I do#stuff like this in Real Life it always makes me think of that like.. ouh... this is good research.. what it shall be like to be a littol#elf collecting wax seals and such.. indeed... GRR i need to be finished with my current game NOWWW... i MUST work on other#thingss... aughh... ANYWAY.. yay. accomplishment to do One Single Thing other than Sit In The Summer Heat And Rot#though also hilarious as this was the first cool-ish day that was below 80F in a while hgvh#waking up like 'wow.. i actually feel okay today?? like I could do things?? how mysterious.. I wonder why..?? :0'' Its The Weather You Fool#Tis Always The Weather
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