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I got a ton of new followers recently so not all of you know my favorite sewing machine hack
Handsewing too slow and uneven? Project too fiddly for machine speed? Need to constantly adjust needle placement but want to keep your wrists? Enter the Hand Crank. A friend made it out of wood but I bet you could 3d print one of these bad boys no problem.
When I was living off my sewing it literally saved my wrists.
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EVERGREEN ACRES
tysm for all of the recent support, nearly 40 readers! :D
#zombie#cosplay hacks#writers#tyler the creator#tyler durden#twd#spiderman atsv#scott wilson#rayman#norman reedus#andrew lincoln#the walking dead#zombie apocolypse au#fiction#apocolyptic#post apocalyptic#post apoc rp#tlou#life is strange
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About Me
Hi everyone! I am a 21 year old cosplayer who has been "cosplaying" since she was 11! Over my ten years I have developed some tips and tricks and I want to share them all with you. My blog will focus on "lazy girl" cosplay hacks, cheap hacks, and making costumes from mixing different peices together. I want to show you all that cosplay does not have to be hard, 200+ hours, or making everything from scratch!
©2024 Perez, Ashley
FIRST LAZY GIRL HACK: Find characters with a haircolor or style close to yours! I know it seems self explanatory but wigs can get painful after a few hours, so for an easy Friday cosplay, use a character with similar features to your own like I did, or use peices to cover features that may not be similar, like my boyfriend did with his hat.
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Handy dandy tutorial on easy removal of 3D prints from the bed :)
Follow me for more 3D printing tips!
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So I have seen most of your yanderes being males how about a female yandere just for the funni. Like I really just wanna suck some milky tits 🤤
(you can ignore it if you want to)
I love women, reader is kinda dumb but that's ok because reader is based of me when I see a hot woman
yandere! cosplayer x gn reader
"would you like me to do... this instead?"
you blush as she pushes her tits up against your chest. why wouldn't you? you were in an extremely sexual interaction with a super hot girl right now! and she's even dressed up as bayonetta! a character you absolutely love and adore! you'd have to be a saint to not combust on the spot.
plus this cosplayer was one of your favourites, her stunning cosplays whisking you off your feet with every picture she posts. today, you managed to meet her at a convention she's said that she's attending. you managed to find her amidst the crowds and luckily for you, she noticed your prescence.
though it was a little weird that she knew so much about you. I mean, she knew your name, when you'd be visiting, and practically everything about you! it's so weird! because your all of your profiles are on private and you've never talked to her, not even once! but who cares am I right? she's hot so it must just be a coincidence haha!
you had just wanted to get a picture with her, maybe a hug or two. but she had other plans apparently. pulling you aside, dismissing all of her other fans, it was like you were her lover. and weirdly enough, she even encouraged it when others called you her lover. like??? hello??? you two literally just met???
you couldn't understand it. not one bit. but to be honest you didn't mind. she probably has no bad intentions either way so it's alright to just go with what she wants.
though you didn't expect to be rizzed up like this. her gently carressing your face as she whispers about how much she loves you... wait is this a fanfic novel come to life?! your face was burning hot as you stared at the attractive cosplayer with wide eyes.
you couldn't move your body, too confused, horny and attracted to your favourite cosplayer confessing her love for you. wait, she knew you all this time and decided to start cosplaying to get your attention?! she hacked the algorithm to allow her posts to show up on your feed?! what?!
your mind was a mess, but so was the thing between your legs because god damn you did not expect for such a hot and sexy woman to be interested in someone like yourself. I mean, yeah you were hot but still!
meanwhile, the smitten cosplayer silently chuckled as she pinned you against the wall, her alluring eyes staring down at you. you were just so cute! so adorable~ she just couldn't help herself!
"everything I do is for you... I love you~"
she cooed, watching as your face continued to redden in embarrassment. god, she's thankful she found salvation in you. for if she didn't, she would never have experienced the love and joy of loving someone so adorable.
#tw yandere#yandere x reader#yandere#yandere cosplayer#yandere cosplayer x reader#female yandere#suiana rambling#suiana brainrotting
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i'd love to hear your interpretation of the day 8 call ("You don't give up do you?") on Saeyoung's route! that has to be my favorite call, especially the end lolol
I mean, if anything, this is a representation that goes against the idea that Saeyoung "suddenly becomes a big meanie in his route and he's not playing games with me anymore, he's such a jerk! The time we've spent with him in the apartment is awful because he isn't the silly guy on the game previews!"
I really don't care for people who talk about him that way. If you only value him because he's silly, then you don't actually value him at all as a person. That's why you drive right into the bad ending, figuratively and literally. If you don't value his emotions and allow him to come to terms with what just happened to him, then you don't like Saeyoung.
Saeyoung just realized he sold his life away for NOTHING. Rika and V promised him that Saeran would be safe, and now he's just learned it was a lie. It was all a lie. His brother isn't safe, he's suffering in horrible ways that Saeyoung can't even begin to imagine because every time he closes his eyes, he wants throw up at the thought of Saeran being forced to learn how to hack and hurt others.
He traded his autonomy away to give his brother a chance at a free life, and not even a perfectly free life, a life that could be as free as he could have been given the circumstances. Saeyoung did it because thought the sacrifice would be worth it and threw away everything for nothing. It was for nothing because his brother has no nothing but misery.
Can you imagine what it must feel like to sacrifice everything and realize it was for nothing? Do you think anybody in his position will be silly and goofy? No. That's not even the entirety of his being. He is not just some guy who likes to play pranks on people. The RFA is his family, and he’s accepted they’ll be the only family he’ll ever have because he can’t be with Saeran. So, he looks over them and does all kinds of things to lift their spirits.
He got Yoosung into LOLOL.
He runs Twitter bots for Zen.
He hangs out with Jaehee and lets her vent about work.
He’s aware that Elizabeth’s collar has SENSITIVE INFORMATION on it, and is constantly pressing Jumin to up his security.
Sure, he plays around and pokes fun at everybody, and yes, that’s a part of who he is. But, if you only believe he's a silly prankster, then you have spent no time reflecting on why he's wearing a mask and settling it in the first place.
Saeyoung Choi is a multifaceted person and he isn’t just a joke. He's a compassionate man who will do anything and everything to take care of the people he loves, he loves going out for drives, he loves working on robotics, he can make up a story on the spot about the stars, he loves cosplay and cross-dressing, he loves so many things and he could spend three hours explaining his love of language and linguistics to you if you ASKED.
He is serious and if he's trying to piece together a plan, he's going to have a contingency ready for his contingency. He's ready for anything you throw at him. He can hold a conversation at length about any subject you throw at him and he will enjoy it far more than you think he will.
He's stubborn to a fault. He can be clingy and paranoid at his worst. Sometimes his anger gets the better of him and he says things without thinking. But, that's what makes him human, with all his faults, flaws, and aspirations. There is so much more to him than being a jokester and if you don't understand that, you're not paying attention to what's happening during your time in the apartment.
All of this is to say that it's not okay that he's mean to you in the apartment, but a lot of people tend to blow what he's doing out of proportion. If you are actively calling him throughout the day and listening to what he says, it is so obvious that he is lying through his teeth. He may be the best liar in the world when it comes to his work in the agency, but when it comes to you, he is the worst liar I have ever seen in my entire life.
He cannot hide how much he cares about you. When he thinks you're not eating he goes out of his way to make sure he orders every kind of sandwich imaginable just in case you have a picky palette. When you leave the apartment to get something for him, he gets upset with you, not because he's angry with you, but because he hates that you're not thinking of your safety when his brother could have really hurt you even if it hurts him to admit that.
And, you know what happens in this phone call? He sees you crying and he immediately folds. It doesn't matter how frustrated he is with the fact that his life is built on a lie, he still wants to comfort you because you make him happy no matter how afraid he is to admit that.
When it comes down to it, he's just afraid of letting you into his life because the last time he had somebody close to him that he would do anything for, they suffered. He just watched what happened to his brother all because he cared about him and thought he could trust his brother with people who didn't give him a reason not to trust them.
The only reason he tries to push you away is because he's afraid of you getting hurt like his brother. He can't stomach what happened to his brother as it is, but the thought of watching another person he loves suffering isn't something he can stand. If you work with him and give him the space he needs, then he'll apologize to you and realize that he can't live his life this way forever.
He can't deny himself happiness for the rest of his life just because he's afraid to make a leap. This call shows he can't lie about anything when it comes to you no matter how hard he tries. He could lie to the rest of the world but he could never lie to you.
My favorite part is the way his voice trembles near the end of the phone call and he asks you if it's okay to Hold Your Hand despite everything.
#mod kait#ask#mystic messenger#anon#mysme#mysticmessenger#mm#saeyoung choi#choi saeyoung#luciel choi#choi luciel#seven#707#character analysis
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Also loving the brainrot!
Since the Boss is a low profile kind of guy he actually just stealthily sneaks into the cafe that’s almost always booming with customers. Just to admire his precious idol while they work dressed in the cutest cosplay that always leave him struggling for life support. Reaping all kinds of mementos such as videos, photos, and even signatures once he got enough drive to ask you for some.
On the rare occasion that he’s not able to come to check in on you daily he sends in his right hand man the Enforcer along with the Hacker to do some innocent reconnaissance around the area you preside in. Telling them nonchalantly that it happened to involve a top priority client when the two hitman subordinates both knew that it was for his idol crush. The Enforcer and Yujin both just went along with the narrative their shy Boss was trying to push with knowing shit eating grins.
“Hey don’t you think we should help our poor Boss out with his idol crush? The progress bar hasn’t been increasing at all and it’s just so sad to see—pfft”
The Hacker snickered meanly with a catty expression on his face as he hacked into the surveillance cams to spy on you from beyond the screen of his laptop. The Enforcer could only laugh boisterously at his comment giving him a fist bump as he replied with an equally cheeky smile.
“Yup I totally agree man we should definitely try to help him out with the future missus, but we have to be discreet about it. After all the Boss is our top secret priority client~”
#The Enforcer#Yujin the Hacker#yandere imagines#yandere male x reader#yandere x you#yandere drabble#yandere scenarios#yandere male#yandere blurb#yandere oc#yandere x reader#yandere hitman#the enforcer#yander hacker#yandere boss#the hacker#the boss#yanderecore#yandere concept#yandere content#the enforcer and the hacker becoming cupids
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What if Ruby & Yang Swapped Semblances?
Ruby: *running track in a gym uniform*
Yang: *dashes past Ruby in a burst of sunflowers*
Ruby: -_- *keeps running*
Yang: *dashes past Ruby again*
This cycle continues a few times...
Ruby: Stop abusing it!
Yang: *stops in front of Ruby in her own gym uniform* Aw come on, Rubes! This is so cool!
Ruby: My semblance isn't a toy, Yang! And you still need good cardio to use it! It's not some kind of life hack!
Yang: Well, I already have good cardio, so I can do this all day. But you know what? You land one punch on me and I'll stop.
Ruby: *takes a pose* Fine. *throws a punch and misses*
Yang: Come on, I'm not even using the semblance. *jabs Ruby in the face*
Ruby: *swings and misses*
Yang: Come on, Rubes~ Hit me. *pops Ruby*
Ruby: *swings and misses*
Yang: *pops Ruby* Come on~ *pops Ruby* Ya gotta move faster to dodge. *pops Ruby* Come on, slowpoke! Don't tell me you relied only on your semblance~
Ruby: Stop it, Yang... *throws a punch and miss*
Yang: Well? What are you gonna do? *pops Ruby again and again* Your lucky these aren't real punches or-
Ruby: *eyes glow red as Ruby's hair turns silver, she throws a body blow on Yang*
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
Yang: *proceeds to gasp and doubles over*
Ruby: *returns to normal and huffs* Should've kept your guard up, Yang.
Yang: Jaaaaaaaaaaune, you gotta help me! I need you to heal me! I think Ruby cracked a rib!
Jaune: Sorry, Yang. But my Semblance got swapped too.
Yang: W-with who...?
Pyrrha: *walks in, cosplaying as Mercy*
Yang: ...
Pyrrha: I will only heal you if you cosplay as an Overwatch character.
Yang: ...Can I at least be Tracer?
Nora: No. *comes in dressed as Tracer* I'm already Tracer.
Yang: Fuck!
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Life hack for everyone who's into cosplay or modifying clothes in general: DON'T BUY FABRIC PAINT it's expensive and often more transparent than acrylic paint for example but you also shouldn't use regular acrylic paint for painting on fabrics because it will break very easily when dry. So what you're gonna do is you invest in a textile medium which is a clear substance that you can mix with your acrylic paint so it better sticks to fabrics and doesn't break as easily as untreated paint. It's way cheaper than buying entire sets of fabric paint and you won't need much of it
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Heyyyy! :D
this is @scrunckled_idiot (obviously) and ummm… just information about myself here I guess?
About me!
has the incurable bisexual sickness 😔
requests currently on hold! but dont worry, it wont be forever! i just need to catch my breath :)
I like to draw silly little doodles of my favourite fandoms, which is mostly tf2.
I don’t like racists, homophobes, pedos yada yada yada blah blah blah you know the drill ladies and gents.
I’m a bit challenged and I’ll leave it at that.
has crazy procrastination. so if you see a new post, it was probably supposed to be posted a week ago.
i like g/t content cus it makes me feel happy and safe and silly
Favourite fandoms:
Team fortress 2
Bendy and the ink machine/dark revival
Half life
Portal
Five nights at freddys
monkey wrench
lil pootis
amazing digital circus
sonic the hedgehog
spooky month
cuphead
don't starve
favourite musical artists:
weird al yankovic
imagine dragons
the happy fits
rare Americans
the hatters
will wood
jack stauber
mother mother
saint motel
American murder story
tally hall
cosmo shelldrake
tom cardy
fish in a birdcage
the Orion experience
People i consider family on here because I'm lonely irl
@tf2addictedmann-deactivated2024
@melondaskelet0n
@canisxx
@another-delta-lover
@scouts-cosplays
@darkcloudsatnight
@ionlypostmymeemocs
@rainderthesomeone
@tf2-pony
current ocs! (in order of apearence):
mary hall (the first oc)
Sunny Agafonov
unnamed monster medic oc
kus
✨my AO3✨
current progress on my g/t helmet party fanfic "rusted iron helmets"
planning: 95%
chapter 1: 21% 8 pages
⬆️current word count: 4200
*cough cough* my YouTube but idk if i'll post anything- *cough hack wheeze*
Ghastly little thang - YouTube
current (some not so secret) anons:
🚬anon
🪶 anon
@back-flipping-anon
🍭 anon
🌟💜 anon
💀🌌 anon
🌺 anon
🐰 anon
tags i own:
#g/t merc shenanigans
#scrunckles collage sketches
#scrunckles fanart
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How did you study about military gear? I'm currently trying & searching sources and looking for some tips.
I really like your work btw. Keep going✨️
Hi! Thank you so much, I'm excited to share some knowledge with someone. <3 I tried summing up methods that have helped me the most: 1. lots of research (vids, blogs, magazines, loadout lists,...) 2. store/product photos 3. military photos (not airsoft!) 4. damtoy loadout showcase vids I first started off with doing extensive research on cod operators. Cosplay guides by shadeops21 (DeviantArt) are a huge help with the most accurate loadout lists.
Next step was looking up product photos & studying the functions, shapes, different angles. Store/product photos are my most used refs, they're in high resolution & you'll see every detail thanks to a well lit environment. I also collect military pics in one huge folder, not only for pose refs & inspo, but also as refs on how the gear is used. Product photos will lay flat, worn gear will always look different!
Make sure to learn how to differentiate airsoft from real military pics, airsofters (except for dedicated reenactors/milsimers) tend to have wacky tastes (ugly, black amazon gear and fake, glowing NVGs,...).
The gear of Damtoys is incredibly accurate & precise, watching videos of the dolls being dressed will also give you an idea on how accs (pouches, glow sticks, radio systems, ...) are attached to the equipment.
My strongest interests lay in SOF, so I'll also collect magazines with expert info, insights & loadout descriptions (K-ISOM (German) SPECIAL OPS (Polish)). To my advantage, I do have friends who are either huge military nerds or in active duty, I'll sometimes ask them questions and learn about the features and (dis)advantages of various pieces of gear. It's a life hack, but you'll achieve your goal either way if you're determined!
After you got a feel for the basics, you can start accommodating knowledge. Study drawing/recognizing the most used equipment first, western modern kits are very repetitive (as the products are so good, they don't need to be replaced). Headsets: 3M Peltor ComTac, Sordin, Ops-Core AMP Helmets: Ops-Core, Crye AirFrame, Team Wendy, MICH 2000 Plate carriers: Crye JPC, Crye AVS, First Spear, Lindnerhof, AGILITE, LBT Slick & 6094 Gloves: Oakleys, PIG FDT Alpha, Mechanix, Petzl, Nomex flight gloves, Outdoor Research Ironsight After that you can start looking up more niche or less iconic brands and gear, you'll be a nerd in no time. I hope this is helpful and I'm sorry for the late reply. If you ever need help or info on something, feel free to dm me on Twitter or Tumblr!
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More BEN headcanons because fuck my life
1. He loves milk boba tea (extra sugar and caffeine)
2. He references vines and memes all the time
3. Due to being made out of supernatural techno bullshit- his voice can perfectly replicate anything. He uses this power only for memes.
4. BEN actually likes board games- but he doesn’t play them often because everyone destroys them
5. BEN is insanely good at hacking so everyone always calls him a cheater when he beats them.
6. He never cheats in video games, he believes in hard work and dedication and training
7. BEN loves all video games he doesn’t discriminate :D
8. He lowkey loves Fnaf world the most out of every Fnaf game
9. He speed runs in his past times (no he isn’t competitive he just thinks it’s fun)
10. He never removes funko pops out of the box. They stay in the box on the shelf.
11. His room has posters all over the walls for every fandom he loves (there are 3 Hatsune Miku ones)
12. BEN fucking loves vocaloids
13. He cosplays
14. His teeth are extra sharp for no reason
15. His favorite Pokémon is Mimikyu
16. He knows the Vaporeon copypasta by heart (did you know that in terms of-)
17. He’s played every single Pokémon game (including the spin offs)
18. Anime hoodies. That’s the headcanon.
19. He chews bubblegum pretty often- he likes watermelon
20. He likes cats, his FYP is filled with cats
21. He thinks reptiles are cool as shit and wants a lizard
22. He has body pillows in his room. He doesn’t use them for anything. They just sit there as decor.
23. He likes to make brownies at 4 am. It’s 50/50 if they’re weed brownies. It’s also 50/50 if they come out perfect or burnt
24. Ben is fully aware of his fangirls and is lowkey jealous than Toby and Jeff have more than him
25. He has like 5 whole Nintendo switches
26. He still plays animal crossing his favorite villagers are Sasha and Stitches
27. He likes to paint his nails and usually lets Sally do it for him and then fixes up any mistakes she makes afterwards.
28. He loves trolling everybody in the mansion. Pranks are a daily guarantee
29. He has a sword and shield that he can summon whenever he wants- he just normally doesn’t because he thinks stabbing people is overrated
30. He’s so lazy that 85% of the time he’s hovering 2 inches above ground instead of walking
31. He never does his chores unless someone actually manages to threaten him
32. Ben rarely ever feels threatened, you can’t die twice
33. Ben is immortal. He tried killing himself (not suicidal) a few times just to see what happens. Turns out he’s fire proof
34. He usually has tea party duty with Sally and Jeff. Ben wears the pink tutu and an overabundance of hot pink makeup done by Sally
35. One time Slender turned the Wi-fi off to see what happened, BEN screeched in high pitched sound waves that would pierce your ears until Slender turned it back on
36. That happens whenever BeN has a temper tantrum, don’t worry- it’s rare. Just don’t eat his brownies unless you made sure he has enough to eat later
#creepypasta fandom#creepypasta headcanon#creepypasta ben drowned#creepypasta#ben drowned#ben drowned headcanons#my headcanons#i love him
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Yan DILF Patron of the Arts
Can’t wait for the name to be chosen to write something for him, gotta get it out…
It starts small, when an innocuous little social media post grabs his attention and won’t let go. A clip of a song, a flash of artwork, meticulous research notes, a cosplay, a photo shoot, a dance… he’s enraptured, enamored. He has to know the mind of the person who created such a thing. Has to understand, get closer.
He consumes your work with a ferocity, hungry like he’s never been hungry in his life. It isn’t enough— he devours everything of yours he can find, finds your very oldest posts from your public accounts, and… that’s it. He has to patiently wait for more from you just like everybody else.
But he's not just anybody else, and something about you has dried the deep well of patience at his core. He doesn't want to scare you, so he starts with small donations like anybody else might. He moves to slightly bigger payments, trying to gauge your reaction. He moves gradually, only making giant leaps if he finds that anyone else is making large payments. You deserve everything, all the recognition and money in the world in his mind, but the thought of someone else being your biggest donator gets him itchy under the collar.
Itchy all over, really. His skin prickles and burns the longer he stalks you, the longer he tries to make casual conversation and get to know you as best he can through the screen. It's not enough. He aches for you, yearns for you.
He tries to wait until you plan to attend an event, perform, set up a booth. He has to meet you there, has to see you in person. If you're not the type to advertise your travel plans, he's got to be a little more creative, since he's not quite tech-savvy enough to hack into your computer and find your private plans. He'll set up the event himself, inviting you, making offers you can't refuse.
He hopes it'll be enough to see you in person. He'll be able to have a conversation with you and sate his curiousity, and then move on. In some ways he misses the peaceful monotony of his life prior to meeting you. You've consumed his every waking moment the way he so desperately wants to consume yours.
The first day of the event, he sees you. His mouth goes dry, heart hammering in his chest. He walks away, overwhelmed by your presence. He leaves flowers outside your changing room, or in your booth, or atop your bag when he regains enough composure to be close to you-- although he still waits for a moment where you won't realize he's there. He desperately hopes you're not allergic to flowers.
The second day of the event, he works up the courage to come and talk to you. He's nervous, blushing. It's not an expression you often think of men his age making; a harmful stereotype, but regardless, his shy demeanor and knowledgeable questions about your craft charm you. Maybe you agree to an outing-- not a date! He doesn't want to scare you off; this'll be purely a professional discussion-- a professional discussion that happens to involve a cute cafe and shopping.
He doesn't let you pay for a thing. He's delighted if you accept, and saddened if you're uncomfortable being spoiled. He wants to give you everything, anything you could ever need or want. He knows how hard you work on your craft; even if you're working another job, multiple jobs outside of it; even if you run a small business with your art; he knows how hard you work, always. He knows the stress you feel each time you miss work, or delay an order, and he takes it upon himself to help.
He offers to pay you full-time to create, to take the worry off. He offers for you to visit his various vacation homes, even when he's not there. He offers to help you network and allow your art to reach more people. Although... his appetite for you won't allow him to share you and your art forever.
#yandere#my thoughts#yandere oc#yandere imagines#yandere scenarios#yandere x darling#yandere x reader#yandere x you#yandere cw#yandere patron of the arts#yandere dilf
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Isn't the "Meghan is such a foodie" thing from her Cory days? I remember reading (in Revenge by TBower) that it really annoyed Cory when she started doing that. People who knew her said she took all the talking points from his personality as a professional, avant garde celeb chef and made it her own. Even his signature recipes.
Then back in her Trever days, she went in and on about the craft of movie making and being an insider. Allegedly Trever is a really out going personality, loves to network and is quite slick/glib. People have also said he is super confident, laid back, know-it-all type who is good at his work. So she took that from his personality, learnt the ropes of networking and enterpreneurship from him and launch Tig.
From Jessica, she learnt the ropes of high-end, trust fund baby lifestyle. Used all get contacts and social accumen of knowing the right people, getting in the right circles and curating an 'instagram aspirational' lifestyle (at least superficially) and became a wannabe lifestyle guru.
I won't say she somehow glommed onto Catherine and took pieces of her personality to make her own. I think all of her past cosplays and successful grifting made her believe that she was a better copy of the people she was copying. She measured her success by the print and media coverage she got and from what she made people believe she was. So, she thought being a better Catherine than Catherine herself was easy. And she got mad when she couldn't hack it.
And she couldn't have it because she couldn't control the media coverage. Her PR was limited in face of how much people saw her live, in action at various events. Especially the events she didn't think we're important.
Behind closed doors she could convince Harry that she was a better royal than born royals because he is just dumb that way. If you criticised the people he doesn't like he will love you and that's what she did. But also, the biggest factor in her failure is garty himself.
Had he not been the way he is - with his own issues and grievances and entitlement and resentments and nasty reptilian nature- then she would have successfully become the best royal to ever royal. She would have stayed in the BRF, did her Hollywood thing, been half in/out, made money merching and the brf would have just covered it up for her.
I do think she hadn't counted on Harry having his own 'Hollywood Harry' dreams.
I don't think Harry had Hollywood dreams. His dream appears to have been "British aristo in the US," where literally everything he had in the UK, he had in the US. He had no interest in Hollywood other than using them as replacements for the British aristo circuit he left behind in London. And if you look at everything he's done here in the US, that's pretty much what he's done. Minus the military uniform, Diana-like worship, and Cambridge-like popularity.
Whereas Meghan's dream was legitimately the Hollywood dream - writing, producing, acting like George Clooney or influencing like Gwyneth Paltrow or grifting like the Kardashians. She didn't want the life she had in the UK back here in the US. She wanted the life she had in Canada but with UK finances and here in the US.
And neither was willing to budge on what they wanted. That's the core root (or rot, I suppose) of why they're always failing. There's no compromise about what they want or what they're going to do.
(Contrast that with William and Kate, who have a shared plan built on compromise.)
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Dungeon Meshi Characters as FFXIV Players
Laios -FC leader because no one else wants to do it -Started at Paladin, swapped to Samurai once Nemari and Shuro left the FC and Senshi joined. Senshi won't play anything but Warrior and they needed another DPS. -Owns every lore book -Always in the chat during hunt trains -Working on blue mage but it's going slow because nobody wants to help him -Ask him about his Lightwardens designs (do not) -Favorite Character: You think it's gonna be Hermes but it's Midgardsormr. The next ten minutes are him infodumpng about dragon lore.
Senshi: -Warrior main just so he can do stuff solo, but his gathering/crafting is maxed out - God tier omnicrafter but doesn't really care about glamours - His apartment at the FC is designed around sustainable building and farming practices. He has opinions on these. He will tell you the opinions. -Hangs out in the Diadem for fun -Has not been paying any attention to the MSQ -Favorite Character: "I dunno. That girl from the new content has a good appetite?"
Marcille -The only one playing for the plot. Laios lets her design the FC house -Ask her about her Azem (do not) -Strong shipping opinions -White Mage 4 Life -Favorite character: G'raha Tia. Don't ask why she has a lot of suggestive Y'shtola/WoL and genderwap Raha/WoL fanart commissioned.
Falin -Plays Black Mage so they can have a caster in the team -Isn't actually muted in the voice chat but speaks so quietly nobody hears her - Originally played as a Hyur but her account got hacked for a while and she came back as an Au Ra later. -Listens politely to Marcille's shipping opinions -Favorite character: Alisae
Chilchuck -Plays the market board like it's the stock market -Shot-caller during raids but doesn't want to be FC lead so Laios does it -Palace of the Dead/Heaven on High veteran -Ninja main -Mad people call him cute things just because he plays as a Lalafell -Favorite character: Thancred, 'because he's cool, I dunno.' (This is lies, he cried during the dad arc in Shadowbringers.)
Kabru -Always knows the spiciest FC drama -Multiclassing - has Scholar as his healer, Paladin for tank, Bard for DPS. -Favorite character: Will pick what he thinks your favorite is to relate to you better. (The true answer is Ardbert.)
Shuro -Samurai obviously -Had a crush on Falin and somehow nobody but Marcille noticed -Mahjong champion but doesn't tell anyone about it -Favorite character: Lord Hien (yes he's got a cosplay)
Namari -Pugilist main -Also does crafting but only to get the best armor sets - Does not give a fuck about glams -Will grind for relic weapons like no one's business -Favorite character: Estinien
Izutsumi -Shuro's cat who gets on the keyboard during raids
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Hii, can you do headcanons about the social media pressence of toh?
YES OMG TBIS IS THE BEST ASK
Luz makes art and glyph tutorials
Gus makes those really bad prank videos where he pranks people with illusions (usually his friends)
Hunter makes cosplay videos and tried to start a webtoon of his OCs
Hunter and Gus send each other Cosmic Frontier videos every 5 minutes
Willow posts vlogs Amity watches all of them
Amity follows Luz's art tutorials
Raine posts viola covers of songs that get extremely popular
Eda makes life hack videos and she has well over 100k followers
Luz also posts deep character analysis videos of Azura characters
Boscha makes grwm's
The Hexsquad often goes live and plays roblox and minecraft
Matt tries to cancel random creators for fun
Darius will randomly post the hottest takes in the universe on his twitter (is there a toh name for that) and almost get canceled by Matt like twice a week
Gus and Matt have a shared channel that they react to videos on that's amassing a good following
Kikimora posted a Colleen Ballinger apology video with a ukulele (canon trust me)
if anyone wants a specific character ask away I have more ^^
#cecezvault#headcanons#toh#the owl house#luz noceda#amity blight#willow park#hunter noceda#hunter wittebane#raine whispers#mattholomule#matt toh#gus porter#eda clawthorne#kikimora#boscha#boscha toh#toh headcanon#hexsquad
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