#correct opinion

[yo-kaiwatchkillyourfamily]

unpopular opinion but if Kirby can beat Goku then Samus can beat Goku not because of smash Bros but because of Metroid dread Samus Aaron can basically just do what Kirby can do she is just Kirby with smarts

[petro1986]

Enough tall burgers

I want walkable burgers!

[thelittle-lady]

He said the word “reputation” rolling his eyes a little, as if the concept of caring about what others thought was the dumbest thing since homeopathic antibiotics.

— Ali Hazelwood, The Love Hypothesis

[thishazeleyeddemon]

today in middle schooler nonsense:

A, dramatically draped over a table in the manner of one dying, in a tone of great and excruciating pain: all my friends are goneeeee they left meeeeeeeee

Me: do you want to like, go back in the great hall where the other kids are instead of just being out here with me and Ms. D

A, in the same tone of woe and misery: Noooooo I don't want to hang out with themmmmmm they're too louddddddd

[littleshopofhorrors-confessions]

i want skip snip BADLY

~~~

[decompose1]

Your reblog about being allowed to find certain traits attractive without being a fetishist or needing to feel guilty made me feel a lot better bc i am just. More attracted to intersex people. Theyre hot. Ur hot.

thank you :3c

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

Some shit that will always be cool 😎

King size pillows on a full or queen

Your grandpa’s stuff

Dirty hair

Artwork of silly little fish. Idk, I don’t know how to explain it but you’re going to be happier with some prints of weird fucking sardines.

Plaid

[lunaremerald21]

Why wouldn’t I?

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

[petro1986]

I'm all about preserving tech, but one thing that doesn't need to exist in [current year] is: Voicemail

[icaruseater]

Inspired by this (absolutely correct) tweet, here are some other things I think are a litmus test for taste:

- whether you think Dallas (the city in Texas) is cool

- favorite book you read in school

- honest thoughts on Beyoncé

- your most visited fast food place (¡no niche answers! must be well known in ur area and have at least 4 locations)

[greyarthur]

inland empire and brat charli xcx are the same. i am right. they are the same aesthetically and thematically. inland empire and brat are the same.

[z3llous]

Painted nails and a choker are hot as hell

[yo-kaiwatchkillyourfamily]

we love final fight from Bowser inside story love it gotta be one of my favourite songs of all time. It is my favourite one Nintendo cooked so hard. Gordon Ramsay turned into a baguette and then drank 51 red Bulls and then beat every single Skylander game except Imaginator is and then played every yo kai game. And then William Afton came back and we all played super smash Bros for 3ds/wiiu

[quombus]

I kinda don't get lightly buttering shit. Like I kind of do but also it's butter yk? Like health but if you're concerned about health butter is not for that I feel like, if I'm putting this delicious life shortening spread on my shit I'm going in. Life is too short to only half shorten it

[dekariosclan]

Reactions to Mystra’s Orders for Gale

The companions: Mystra is selfish, petty, and incorrect in her assessment of Gale’s worth. Unbelievable. Poor Gale :(

Tara: I WILL HUNT DOWN EACH AND EVERY GOD FOR SPORT

[househrt]