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SPIDER UPDATE
Jeez that was probably the shortest time between two of them. Numero 19 has been found. Not sure if this one was a wolf spider though… eh if they found a way in my house once they can do it again.
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SPIDER UPDATE
Bro was literally in my bed. I got up just to grab a snack and this fucker pops up like yo what up you kind if I chill?
Perhaps if he’d stayed out of sight. But get out of my bed that is reserved for me lol
The picture quality is so bad this time I’m not even gonna show it because I didn’t have my usual spider removal-inator. Had to grab a stray pill bottle and a Pokémon card lmao. Anyway, there’s 18, and dozen and a half, legal drinking age (in some places), the funny number. It is too late to be doing this lmao
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SPIDER UPDATE
I FOUND A CHILD
This one I have no clue where from though because I was on a bus when I noticed him climbing all over my arm. Even let him onto my hand but he was damn near invisible to the camera that way. It wouldn’t focus on my boy!
Idk whether to count this as 18 or not… hm… I didn’t find him in the basement… I don’t think so. For now he shall be named Gerald and I shall leave him in a safe place where he can build a little home.
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SPIDER UPDATE
It’s been a while since I found one in the basement, and this one wasn’t in the basement, but LOOK
Clearly they are alive and well because this one appears to be absolutely thriving outside! She set up shop on our BBQ cover, and there were plenty of other bugs around. Not to mention the sheer increase in spiderwebs out there oh my god there’s a lot more now. Happy to say that most of them are probably out there living out what they have left before winter hits!
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SPIDER UPDATE
HOLY CRAP. Number 17 was lucky as shit. Middle of the night, wouldn’t have seen him without my flashlight being on. Skittish little fucker too, would *not* stop moving after I caught him.
This was the best picture I could get cause he just constantly moved.
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SPIDER UPDATE
Look guys it’s Andr- spider 16. He felt a little heavier for some reason. Anyway references aside, he was a little wall crawler so he made it a tough time for me. Still got him!
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Wooo baby it’s a lucky day we got a two for one! It seems like they were either fighting or hunting each other, but they broke it up when I walked past. They call me spider master Emerald.
Anyway, here’s a look at the two arguing arachnids. Number 14 and 15! Also found number 16, but she was chilling in the garage, so I didn’t move her. The count stays at 15.
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Damn right I am.
Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs
Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!
Link!
Erm...so-
@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)
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Just finished a 5K in 36 minutes. My other record is better (I got 27 last year.) Thanks to the University Hospital Foundation for another great Heartbeat Run!
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SPIDER UPDATE
Here’s 13, he didn’t take very long. Quite smol, too. Bastard was fast, I almost didn’t get him.
And yes, that is an old theatre popcorn bag and a bowl that I’m using to catch them.
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SPIDER UPDATE
It took a little while since the last one, but we have number 12! And this time I got pictures (I cannot be held responsible for scaring arachnophobia I have a very clear warning.)
She looks GORGEOUS, easily the biggest one I’ve found thus far! Anyway, here she is! Yeah, my removal tools are pretty rudimentary. But she’s now outside with plenty of bugs to go hunt down, yay!
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NOT SPIDER UPDATE
I found a centipede this time… red bugger got away before I could even take a picture! Well it’ll find its way out, or into the path of the spiders. Maybe I’ll get a second chance it nabbing it who knows?
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SPIDER UPDATE
#11 has been found! Fortunately for me, it was chilling in my garage, so I didn’t have to remove him. (Her? Idk I can’t tell these things yet even though I’ve done extensive research.)
Anyway I do believe these are all wolf spiders, but I could be wrong. If any of you know who my eight-legged friends really are, let me know! I’ll get a picture of the next couple (hopefully better ones than near invisible in a dark corner.)
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Alright fellas, it’s been forever since I made an actual post, here goes nothing. Starting a count for each spider I have to rescue from my basement cause I live there now (it wasn’t my choice at first). I just reached number ten, so we’ll start there! Can’t wait to post a spider jumpscare for everyone
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I’m not really surprised…
hello i made a uquiz :") ♡
come take it & reblog this post & tag some friends with your result !!!
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This probably says something about me as a person…
Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊
Ok, I’ll go first
If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️🔥
Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊
Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!
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Jump in the drying machine, your finger will shrink and you can get it off!
Don’t get me wrong, I love wearing rings despite somehow missing all the how-to of wearing them, and the first time one got stuck on my finger was absolutely my fault. HOWEVER, on MORE THAN ONE occasion, I have effortlessly slid a ring on my finger completely absent-mindedly and found that it would not budge. Now I don’t know about you, but if I can put something on, SURELY I should be able to take it off.
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