#corpse spy

[cinnamons1999]

wendel & chro spy def made this

( corpse spy by @sugarspykookie )

[sugarspykookie]

The Skull & Bat Duo

[trekkerac]

I see you are taking questions so two things. First, I love the frankenghost au! It’s 25% sad and 75% comedy and i love it. Two, since bill and stan can communicate with one another, is Bill actually able to do anything to stanley since he’s still sorta-trapped in the mindscape or can he only annoy the shit outta stanley ‘cause stanley’s a ghost?

Thanks! Yeah he can't actually do anything to Stanley, other than annoy or antagonise him. The only reason he hangs around him is to watch Ford. I would proabably guess he hasn't possessed his corpse is because he would still need a deal with his ghost since he's newly dead and still lingering around. So yeah. On about equal grounds here.

[800db-cloud]

there’s a spy around here…

[zlaurent]

Fragments of time 1-3 (complete)

If I had my way, I would never leave.Keep building these random memories

Turning our days into melodies.

[ruthytwoshakes]

Good morning americaaaa ka kaw!!!!! I’ve been gaming recently so. I made more . mor of the guys! In the style of the game I was playing!!! Woooohooooooo

I got Cattails: Wildwood for chrissmiss ,aand it’s been so much fun to play. It’s like stardew valley but with cats AND you get to design a whole town AND you can marry god. Think it’s still on sale on Steam for those who wanna check it out! Go check it out. Go che. Oh and on the switch B)

I made these first drafts tonight of some fan tf2 characters for the game! I can combine anything. Oorah. Still haven’t got the style of the game down, I’m too heavy handed on the lineart lol, but a good first attempt nonetheless! Definitely wanna revise some of these designs, looking at you pyro. Should be out soon! (Along with lore dumps for each of the kitty kittys yay)

[cherienic]

RED MERCENARIES X FEM! BABY FIREFLY! READER

TW: blood, gore, mention of torture, insanity, crappy ass writing, weapons used, suggestive.. lmk if I missed anything.

P.S. this is NOT an actual baby reader. baby is from house of 1000 corpses and reader is her, please do not come after me.

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ SCOUT

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – obviously flirted with you ever since you became RED. Did NOT know you were insane behind that beautiful face,,

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – You were very hyper like him, so you guys were best friends immediately, just a twist of blood and fun!

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – You guys MIGHTVE had done the dirty a few times,, you mightve used your flirting tactics on him, and they WORKED. You guys have a friend's with benefits kinda thing going on

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – once yall got serious, he kinda found out your true sadistic colors and how you tortured people.. ripping peoples skin off like paper, torture.. yeah. Scout SORT OF found it hot but also a little weird – like hell yeah we love a girlboss but you're just a LITTLE insane (little is an understatement)

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you guys are the yuh-huh and nuh-uh duo.

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ SNIPER

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – a HUGE contrast from scout.. a more relaxed and introverted dude. He will talk to some people, and he will be a little egotistical, but that's it. This man shoots, pees, drinks. It's a cycle.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – he's a little surprised but will try to ignore you since he kinda liked his chill life (it goes horribly wrong)

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – saw you once playing a doll in your room while cutting it's hair off and eventually cutting off its head. Yeah, he was pretty weirded out.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – baby! reader was able to hang out with Sniper, still being a little sadistic while killing your enemies in the battlefield but yk, he would help you sometimes. Pretty chill guy overall??

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ SPY

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – finds you childish and way too much like scout.. but you also have a seductive and sexy side he is surprised. You usually use it against your enemies on the battlefield.. sometimes they work, sometimes they dont.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you're not AS bad as scout though he thinks. You're way smarter and you do have good plans on manipulating your victims, sometimes joins you on rare occasions at the dinner table. (ONCE EVERY THREE MONTHS)

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – he sort of see's scout's mom in you, being fiery whenever she was young.. probably does gain a crush for you but he will deny it..

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ SOLIDER

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – oh yall CRAZY.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you both would sometimes rocket jump together!! He would be a little annoying, but it's ok!! Your family was more annoying ( ・_ゝ・)

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – AMERICA?? YEAH..

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you're still flirting with him and stuff, caressing his chest.. he's kinda oblivious but will be like, "THIS IS A TRUE MANLY BODY!" you just nod and agree.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – saw you stabbing BLU Solider with a axe multiple times and he just stood there a LITTLE aroused,, definitely got shot by BLU sniper whilst standing there admiring you.

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ HEAVY

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you guys are polar opposites.. a man who liked his gun, english literature.. while you liked being pretty, torture, and your also insane family. Heavy kinda sees you has a rabid animal.. sorry not sorry.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – the more you've been together, he kinda sees you more like a fox. You're hyper, sly, manipulative.. sees you as a somewhat great asset on the team.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you LOVE to caress his muscles, saying how strong he was,, yeah. Heavy was used to compliments, but when they came to you, he was a little flustered. His ego was flaring up a little bit.

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ MEDIC

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – would LOVE to study your brain, wonders how your brain works and shit. Kinda thinks you're a badass (^^) in a cool cowgirl southern way.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you're absolutely GLOWING during übercharge. You're very beautiful and would make sure you're übered the entire time. His teammates would ask why and he would tell them that his teammates was annoying him.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – finds your manipulative, sexy, and sedut9ve demeanor very hot. He would probably tease you back, call you german pet-names.. yadada ( ￣-￣)

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – once yall start dating (somehow) he would ask to trade hearts with you as a romantic gesture,, nothing too wrong with swapping hearts!! /j

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ DEMOMAN

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – LOVESSSS a southern woman. Enjoys her accent and she enjoys his accent! Enjoys the adrenaline of fighting with you, drinking, that sort of stuff.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – kinda forgot about this: (baby is a dancer) – I would imagine reader dancing for him,, like ok get it queen..

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – would share his scrumpy with you, you would most likely become more flirty with demoman or just get more rowdy (in a more angry way). He would find it funny

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ ENGINEER

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – oh BOY.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – this man would probably fall for you ( 〃▽〃) this man loves a southern woman with a slight flirty demeanor,, he would probably be flustered at your remarks and such

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – would use his flirtation on you sometimes. He would ask you to hang out with him in his workshop and show you his gunslinger, teleporters he was working on.. etc etc

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – will take you out on dates :) he was taught to be a gentleman by his ma.

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ PYRO

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – kinda sees you as their sister, you wouldn't try to flirt with them bc you have no idea who they are underneath the suit and stuff so you had a soft spot for them

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you would light stuff on fire with them! Sometimes it would be destroyed cars, paper, stuffed animals, etc.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – definitely platonic relationship, like a sibling bonding relationship! Yall silly as hell

tags: @schlagglovr @dvilishbeauty ♡ miuy mutuals...

[szollibisz]

Most important part of Owen's characterization is that he's a bitter bitch. Like his stand-up young man act is great, but you know that man is rotting away on the inside from the constant anger and disdain towards the world, even before the fall. He's the most miserable person ever, he's just good at making people (including himself) believe he's just simply a super competent asshole who's better than everyone else. Like if anyone ever got to see behind the first few layers of how he presents himself they'd realize that man. This guy is just kinda sad and angry and never truly happy or satisfied, but he chooses not to acknowledge that, and he probably doesn't even know the full extent of it himself. And that's why his life flips on its head when he meets Curt who medicates his self-hate with hedonism instead of harsh conscious and subconscious self-discipline. The second most important part is that he's cunty.

[victorluvsalice]

Valicer Polyship Week 2024, Day One: Team As Polycule (Valicer In The Dark AU)

Hello everyone, and welcome to Valicer Polyship Week 2024! :D Where, just like in 2023, you will get a daily Valicer fic based on one of the prompts from the official Polyship Week 2024 prompt list, courtesy of, naturally, @polyshipweek! Today is Day One, and the prompt I chose was "Team As Polycule" -- mostly because it immediately made me think of my Valicer In The Dark trio, and how they are a criminal crew as well as a polycule. Though, interestingly, the story that I came up with doesn't have actually have them doing a score together or anything like that. Instead, I ended up writing something about Alice being told that romancing her fellow crewmates is a bad idea by the leader of another gang in the area, and taking semi-violent offense to said leader poking her nose into her business. :P Not sure why my mind went off in that direction -- but as you will see tomorrow, apparently I really wanted to write "someone is a jerk to one of the trio, only to get theirs in the end" this year...

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“You know, it’s not a good idea to mix pleasure and work.”

Alice blinked, then looked over to see one Nessa, leader of the Gray Cloaks, standing by the door to the bathroom, arms folded across her chest and mouth thin with displeasure. “It’s not going to end well,” she continued. “Sooner or later, the tower of cards always collapses.”

“Right.” Alice shook her hands off above the cracked sink basin before reaching for the towel. “First of all, did you really follow me in here to say that? And second of all – what? What are you talking about?”

“Yes, I did, because I had to go anyway – and I didn’t want to say this with your two, ah, friends overhearing,” Nessa replied, jerking her head toward the door and, implicitly, at Victor and Smiler back at their table. “And you know what I’m talking about. You’re playing a dangerous game, getting – involved with your partners in crime.”

Alice’s eyes narrowed. “I don’t believe I asked your opinion on my love life,” she said coolly, drying her hands.

“You’re getting it anyway,” Nessa said, untroubled by her tone. “Because I think too much of you to let you make a stupid mistake. Look, you’re easily the most sensible one in your little gang–”

“Me? I’m the one who talks to things that don’t exist on the regular,” Alice cut in, raising an eyebrow. At her feet, Cheshire covered a chuckle with his paw. “Just underlining my point there, Cat.”

“Sure, fine, but look at the two people you hang around with,” Nessa insisted. “Your Whisper’s a slip of a thing from money, and spends his time sticking his nose too far into his books and fiddling around with things he doesn’t understand. And your Leech…” Nessa rolled her eyes. “Well. They’re an Advocate. We all know what that lot is like.” She pointed at Alice. “But you? You know that this world’s a stupid, cruel, cold place, full of people that are as likely to stab you in the back as they are to shake your hand and give you a smile. And you’re more than ready to do the stabbing if you have to. You’re the one who sees things as they are.”

“Except when I don’t,” Alice said, watching as a tentacle poked its way through a hole in the ceiling. “Though I suppose I should take a compliment when it is offered. But what exactly is your point here, Nessa? I know you have one, even if it’s just hidden in your cloak.”

“My point is that you should be smart enough to know that getting personally involved with your crew is only going to lead to trouble,” Nessa said, shaking her head. “You can’t trust them that far, no matter what they might whisper in your ear in the middle of the Names. It’s common knowledge that Roric and Lyssa were lovers before she tore his belly open and dumped him in Ratblood Canal so she could get the Crows all to herself. Less common that Mylera of the Red Sashes used to be a spy in the Lampblack ranks, and seduced a few secrets out of Baz himself before running back to her own to destroy him. And don’t get me started on what happened between the Billhooks’ Tarvul and his wife before she ended up in Bellweather Crematorium and he in Ironhook Prison…” She huffed. “Point is, this city is rife with idiots who took a chance on getting close to their fellow scoundrels, and paid the price. And I see the way you look at your crew, and – I know you’re gonna get hurt.” She sighed, letting her arms drop. “Van Dort grew up rich, Alice – the minute he thinks he’s got enough Coin to get back into proper society, he’s going to ditch you without a second thought. And Alton – I bet you you’re never more than one too many frowns away from being stuck with a syringe and dragged back to their headquarters to get your head ‘corrected.’ Maybe you three work well enough together now, but – you can’t trust ‘em to treat you right.”

“I see.” Alice hung the towel back on its little hook. “Is that your entire piece?”

“Yeah,” Nessa nodded. “Just had to get it out there.”

“Excellent.” Alice took a moment to brush her hair back from her face –

Then, before Nessa could move an inch, she slammed the woman up against the wall, putting her knife against her throat. “Here’s mine then – keep your fucking nose out of my fucking business,” she hissed. “You think Victor wants to go back to a life where the weight of his parents’ expectations made him miserable? You think Smiler doesn’t care enough about me to know that getting me high on Joy Serum is the worst way to make me happy? You honestly think I’m stupid for daring to fall in love with the first two people who ever actually treated me like I was a person and not just a broken simulacrum of one? You don’t know anything about us, then. And I’ll thank you to keep your opinions to yourself in future.”

Nessa stared at her, eyes wide and breathing hard – and, judging by the sudden smell, no longer with a need to go to the toilet. Alice released her and tucked her blade away again. “Good talk,” she said simply, then headed back out into the Ball & Socket.

As she’d expected, Victor and Smiler were still at their table, finishing off their food. “Was that Nessa that just followed you into the bathroom?” Smiler asked as she sat back down again. “Thought I recognized her braid.”

“It was,” Alice confirmed. “We just had a rather illuminating chat.”

“Oh?” Victor said, dabbing his mouth with his napkin. “What about?”

Alice responded by grabbing his tie and pulling him in for a kiss. “About how she’s an arsehole who thinks you two are idiots and I’m an idiot for being in love with you,” she said after releasing him. “And how, if she doesn’t believe a crew can trust each other enough to be together more – intimately than normal, that’s not my problem.”

“Uh – ah – oh,” Victor said, blinking as his brain tried to catch up. “I – I see. I think.”

“I definitely see – that was rude of her,” Smiler said, defying their name by frowning. “I mean, sure, probably what we have together isn’t conventional for a crew, but – I like what we’ve got.”

“Me too,” Victor agreed, before leaning over to give Smiler a quick kiss, apparently worried they’d feel left out otherwise. “I’m happier than I’ve ever been with you two.”

Alice smiled at them, taking both their hands in hers. “I feel the same. And trust me, Nessa knows that very well now.” She glanced over to where the Gray Cloaks were huddled, looking a bit nervous about how their leader hadn’t come out of the bathroom yet. “So – no offering our services to help them gather more evidence about how they were framed right now?”

“Hell no,” Smiler said succinctly. “Maybe the Lost could use our help instead – I heard that they’ve got a vendetta against the owner of the Cordelia Furniture factory now...”

[sugarspykookie]

OMG!!!!

you ever just wanna draw someones ocs for no reason? @sugarspykookie i hope i did them justice!

my fast handwriting and small thin trails behind my pen strokes make "puffy" look like "puppy" lol

i hope u like these cuz theyre just quick doodles

[estercity]

modified lyran and everly's lore (calling her that instead of taeza from now on) and because of that i'm restarting both files but making them more connected, since instead of a 'alternate timeline' thing i want them to be intercepted so i have to plan which companions go where. the current plan is i do each act with everly first and then follow up with lyran, the explanation being that everly got out of the nautiloid first and was a few steps ahead of lyran

[shining-just-4-u]

spoilers for mr. and mrs. smith (2024)

THEY KILLED THE FUCKING CAT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[radio-marco]

Actually writing is fun when you just do it for yourself. None of my fan fiction is sexy and all of it is conceptually bonkers. I will not publish any of it.

[your-fave-jewish-magical-girl]

I promised that I would become a Spy Classroom blog so here I am! And I will be ranking every single villain in Spy Classroom from worst to best.

Keep in mind that unlike a lot of series, I don’t actually hate any of these characters. Even though some of them aren’t very deep, I think they all fulfill their purposes.

Spoiler warning for Light novel season 1 (Volumes 1-4) and Anime season 1-2 (first 24 episodes) under text

David

Yeah, so this one goes without saying. I’m betting most of you don’t remember him. (I’m probably one of like 5 people who remember his name, Takemachi included.) but just for a refresher, he was the antagonist in Grete’s short story in SSC 1 : Bridal Royale and the finale of season 1. He is the president of Mannheim inc. and started a harassment campaign against a local meat pie owner to gain his recipe without paying. He attempted to take advantage of Lily (under the alias Lillian) under the assumption she was desperate and poor and turn her into his “lover”, which is really gross. He is just a violent, borderline pedophiliac scumbag and I hope he never shows up again. Overall there is not much to talk about since he’s just a guy who adds tension to the plot and exists so Grete and Lily can defeat him in the end.

Frisé

Ok, in his defense, having Orphan Gang Leader in your resume is really funny. You also may have forgotten him, but like with David from before, Frisé is a character from Bridal Royale/episode 6. He was in charge of a gang of child orphans which he picked up from the street and forced to commit crimes for him in exchange for food and shelter. If they (the orphan children) didn’t meet their quota, he would respond by physically abusing them under the guise of his expression of “love.”

Really fucked up guy, arguably worse than David from before, but unlike David, his fight with Klaus and Sybilla was cool and his philosophy of being someone taking in these kids with nowhere to go and giving them a home and food on the table while the government of Din all but abandoned them is pretty interesting, and goes back to Sybilla’s past in a natural way. (Also in the light novel, he is referred to as a golem looking guy before he is given a name which is funny.)

Eve

Yeah, so am I the only person who did not imagine Ever would end up looking like that? Thought she would look younger and a bit more disheveled.

Anyways, bad villains end here folks, While Eve doesn’t actually get to do much (especially since the anime cut out all the cool shit she did). She makes every moment count with her light novel screen time. Her wire ability is really cool and I hadn’t seen anything similar at the time of reading it. Her philosophy of extreme brains over brawn, while it doesn’t go anywhere (since she gets offed by Klaus like 3 pages later) adds context for the world of spy classroom. She treats soldiers as beneath her because she is a young adult in a world where that kind of combat is growing more and more obsolete.

Where Eve really shines is in Bridal Royale with her fight with Monika. She is the best out of all three of the antagonists in that volume. The way she used her wires to surround the living room and how Monika had to use her calculation skills to get out was awesome. Props to Takemachi for giving her a cameo in that volume because she was someone I wanted to learn more about (even though I forgot about her until I reread volume 1.)

Rip Eve, Takemachi cannot stand to see a girlboss win.

Matilda

So rip any anime-onlys I guess (though you should have heeded the warning.)

Yeah, I’d you’re wondering why Matilda is so low, she is kind of my least favorite main villain in season one of the light novels. She is the antagonist of Volume 3 of the light novel and will show up in season 2 as an antagonist for the former half of the series. With Guido and Olivia, the other twist villains, you don’t really see it coming. With Guido, because you are under the assumption that he is dead and that Klaus’s arc will consist of moving past his abuse. And with Olivia, she had previously been a mob with not much presence. You really had to not be paying attention or understand the formula to not think she’s gonna do evil shit.

Even so, she’s the “bad” kind of bad villain. Yeah you don’t sympathize with her because she’s a piece of shit who abused Annette, made her blind in one eye and literally gave her amnesia. But she doesn’t have any guiding philosophies that make her worldview understandable like most of the villains and she doesn’t get any cool fight scenes either. You’re really just wondering when they’re gonna reveal that she’s a baddie.

Her role as a character, despite how predictable she is is still good in terms of her role in the story. The actual conflict she creates between Lamplight (specially Monika and Thea) has created one of the best fights in the series revealing a lot of character between them that has stuck with both of them ever since. I love seeing Monika and Thea as rivals and Volume 3 convinced me of that. The impact she leaves with Thea as the end actually lasts too, creating legitimate questions Thea had to ask herself moving into volume 4. She is like the anti-Hearth in that way. The fact she actually unnerves White Spider speaks volumes about how deranged she is. The scene where she holds up her blue toolbox with White Spider in the room saying that she used that toolbox to beat Annette’s memories out of her gave me straight chills. Like holy shit, this woman should not have been anywhere near a child.

Her impact on Annette though…Christ. Rereading scenes with her and Annette in volume 3 with context make everything so much worse. She’s the only villain so far that Lamplight has outright killed. (Lamplight being Annette). I can’t say she didn’t deserve it.

And maybe that is the point of her, Takemachi didn’t her her reasons for acting like a live of shot or an ideology that justified it simply because. She is an awful person who did awful things to Annette because she’s a coward. Even so, that does not make it any less awful to read about her.

Corpse/Roland

Ok, before you scream and cry at me for putting Roland so low, let me explain: I think Roland is a good character, I don’t think he’s a good villain. This is because his actual character development happens in Volume 4 where he has been defeated is not acting like a villain

Roland’s role in Volume 2 was basically to be a decoy to distract you from Olivia, hyping you up for a showdown between him and Klaus when he couldn’t actually measure up, that was it, it was funny, but “Corpse the evil imperial assassin” ended there.

Now Roland has a different role in Volume 4. He is withholding information from the Foreign Intelligence Office and when he is giving information, he is warning Lamplight of Purple Ant. In the latter half of Volume 4, we learn a lot about him, how Purple Ant stole his life away and turned him into an assassin, abandoning everything, how he eventually got bored of being an assassin and wanted something new and exciting (a callback to when he became Olivia’s boyfriend.) Thea helped him defy his Master and fight for his freedom. While he did die, he died on his feet as opposed to living the rest of his life on his knees. And that’s pretty damn honorable.

But yeah, we see an ok fight between him and monika and him betraying Thea in Volume 4 was cool which does put him above Matilda. But his great aspect’s don’t really come from him being a good villain specifically.

Guido

Oh hey, on the subject of pieces of shit, we have Guido! Yeah, you can argue that we know less about Guido than Matilda, and I’ve heard people argue that he is the worst villain. I doubt that, as of now, the information we know about him is scarce. We know he was a member of inferno and was basically like Klaus’s Dad, he treated him harshly and insulted him. For some reason, he left Inferno to join serpent and let the rest of his team minus Hearth and Klaus get killed on the Abyss Doll mission. We don’t know why he acted that way to Klaus, and we don’t know why he defected.

One reason I am putting Guido above Matilda is that he actually gets one of the most badass fights in the series. Takemachi did NOT pull his punches with Guido. The actually build up to Guido was great and well foreshadowed. The flashbacks with Klaus and him could easily have been interpreted as an arc for Klaus to overcome Guido’s death and accept Lamplight as his new family, and we got that…just not in the way we were expecting. Guido is my favorite kind of twist, a twist that is completely inevitable in the context of the story and makes you goes “How did I not see that coming?” Even though all the evidence was right there. His fight with Lamplight is on par with later fights in the series like Purple Ant or the one in Volume 5.

Second reason, I don’t think we’re finished with Guido just yet. We know next to nothing about Serpent (and I doubt It’s the standard run of the mill imperialist type stuff the empire does either.) and discovering serpent is going to give us clues to Guido and why he did what he did.

So yeah, while we don’t get much of him, we will soon. His role as an antagonist is extremely well fulfilled given his lack of time and his impact on Klaus sticks with the rest of the series, overall, great villain.

White Spider

No image yet! Anyways, White Spider is great. He isn’t the most memorable, but he breaks the formula for a Spy Classroom villain. White Spider is a serpent member, and so far the only villain Lamplight has not defeated. He stands out from the rest by being a guy who is pretty reasonable-ish. He doesn’t make messes when he fights and he knows his own limits. Also in the fight with Klaus in Volume 3 he was really funny. He has a concept of morality (thinking Purple Ant and Matilda are monsters) and really is just here to get the job done. From what we’ve seen with him so far, his mushroom appearance is great full exaggerated (which is sad, rip mushroom boy) but he makes for a good straight man when communicating with the rest of the villains. Not that much to talk about, but I do hope to see him more!

Olivia

Talk about a controversial pick. Yeah Olivia is a really underrated villain and I am fully planning on writing and analysis on her and how she acts as a foil to Grete one one these days. (The anime completely nerfed her design from the manga lmaoooo)

Anyways, I really love Olivia. She is a bitch, she is selfish, she is insecure, superficial and jaded and I love her. The buildup to Olivia was fantastic, you wouldn’t be blamed if you thought she was just going to be some random mob while the girls hunter for Corpse. But like with most spy classroom twists, the villain was right in front of us.

It was less predictable than last time, but the way Olivia was revealed to be a villain in the light novel was no short of awesome. She is so awful and I love her to bits. Her relationship with Corpse makes for a wonderful contrast to Grete, their dynamic is inspired and brings out the best and worse in both of their characters. Her time in the underground brothel thinking that was all she would ever add up to before meeting Corpse really stuck with me, and knowing what we know now about how Corpse actually thought about her, she wasn’t really deceived. Olivia was an opportunist. She saw Corpse as a way out and she took it, same with Roland. You hate her for making the choices she did but you can never fully blame her. It’s could she have even escaped her soul sucking existence if she hadn’t taken his hand.

I really want to write about Olivia in the near future because she is my favorite villain to think and write about, and she does not get the appreciation from the fandom she deserves

Also, I hate how they cut out the final scene with her and Grete disguised and Uwe. It was the perfect ending for her character before getting captured by the republic.

Purple Ant

Yeah, this should surprise nobody. But hey, guess who has an official design now. (Pleasedontfuckuphisdesignintheanime)

Purple Ant is the best villain in Season 1 by a long shot. He is cunning, sadistic, manipulative, charming and so much more. He is the king of Mitario, the greatest villain Lamplight has faced so far. With the manpower of 400 Ants worldwide. He challenges all of Lmaplihht at their own games. All without lifting a finger. He holds an iron clutch on the lives of hundreds of people he believes are lower than him. Miranda, Barron, The bartender, Corpse, the accounts of their torture burned into the brain of anyone who read volume 4.

Purple Ant breaks people, targets in no way excluding, pushing even Klaus to the absolute brink in a way we have not seen in this entire series. Being an Ant is a fate worse than death, your body and mind in control of someone else, being forced to murder, torture, capture, your family members held hostage and being punished if you do not do everything to a T—or just because he feels like it. When you become an Ant, you are stripped of you. You lose what makes you an individual and turn into another one of Purple Ants pawns.

That isn’t even breaking into the neat of him, his relationship with Hearth, Thea, Klaus, Corpse, holy crisp do I need to do a mega post on him. I feel like his ideology towards Mouzaians (the people he turned into Ants exclusively because he believed they were entitled and privileged after Galgad lost the Great War to them) has clues on serpents actual ideology. He offers a piece the puzzle that has been brewing throughout the entire series.

Props to Takemachi for keeping him alive…so far, I hope he gets in one or two extra moments before Takemachi offs him for good. I can’t imagine this bastard ever getting redeemed lmaoooo

[strawberry-sticky-autism]

Corpse Party is actually about an autistic girl getting everyone, from her class to friends at other schools to those kids that her step-sister is friends with, involved in her big horror story.

Danganronpa is actually about a bunch of high schoolers playing DND.

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

[caffeiiine]

thinking about Ivo and Tenmaaaaa :( why do I make my ocs so sad 😞😞