#corpse spy

[cinnamons1999]

wendel & chro spy def made this

( corpse spy by @sugarspykookie )

[sugarspykookie]

The Skull & Bat Duo

[trekkerac]

I see you are taking questions so two things. First, I love the frankenghost au! It’s 25% sad and 75% comedy and i love it. Two, since bill and stan can communicate with one another, is Bill actually able to do anything to stanley since he’s still sorta-trapped in the mindscape or can he only annoy the shit outta stanley ‘cause stanley’s a ghost?

Thanks! Yeah he can't actually do anything to Stanley, other than annoy or antagonise him. The only reason he hangs around him is to watch Ford. I would proabably guess he hasn't possessed his corpse is because he would still need a deal with his ghost since he's newly dead and still lingering around. So yeah. On about equal grounds here.

[800db-cloud]

there’s a spy around here…

[zlaurent]

Fragments of time 1-3 (complete)

If I had my way, I would never leave.Keep building these random memories

Turning our days into melodies.

[ruthytwoshakes]

Good morning americaaaa ka kaw!!!!! I’ve been gaming recently so. I made more . mor of the guys! In the style of the game I was playing!!! Woooohooooooo

I got Cattails: Wildwood for chrissmiss ,aand it’s been so much fun to play. It’s like stardew valley but with cats AND you get to design a whole town AND you can marry god. Think it’s still on sale on Steam for those who wanna check it out! Go check it out. Go che. Oh and on the switch B)

I made these first drafts tonight of some fan tf2 characters for the game! I can combine anything. Oorah. Still haven’t got the style of the game down, I’m too heavy handed on the lineart lol, but a good first attempt nonetheless! Definitely wanna revise some of these designs, looking at you pyro. Should be out soon! (Along with lore dumps for each of the kitty kittys yay)

[cherienic]

RED MERCENARIES X FEM! BABY FIREFLY! READER

TW: blood, gore, mention of torture, insanity, crappy ass writing, weapons used, suggestive.. lmk if I missed anything.

P.S. this is NOT an actual baby reader. baby is from house of 1000 corpses and reader is her, please do not come after me.

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ SCOUT

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – obviously flirted with you ever since you became RED. Did NOT know you were insane behind that beautiful face,,

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – You were very hyper like him, so you guys were best friends immediately, just a twist of blood and fun!

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – You guys MIGHTVE had done the dirty a few times,, you mightve used your flirting tactics on him, and they WORKED. You guys have a friend's with benefits kinda thing going on

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – once yall got serious, he kinda found out your true sadistic colors and how you tortured people.. ripping peoples skin off like paper, torture.. yeah. Scout SORT OF found it hot but also a little weird – like hell yeah we love a girlboss but you're just a LITTLE insane (little is an understatement)

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you guys are the yuh-huh and nuh-uh duo.

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ SNIPER

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – a HUGE contrast from scout.. a more relaxed and introverted dude. He will talk to some people, and he will be a little egotistical, but that's it. This man shoots, pees, drinks. It's a cycle.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – he's a little surprised but will try to ignore you since he kinda liked his chill life (it goes horribly wrong)

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – saw you once playing a doll in your room while cutting it's hair off and eventually cutting off its head. Yeah, he was pretty weirded out.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – baby! reader was able to hang out with Sniper, still being a little sadistic while killing your enemies in the battlefield but yk, he would help you sometimes. Pretty chill guy overall??

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ SPY

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – finds you childish and way too much like scout.. but you also have a seductive and sexy side he is surprised. You usually use it against your enemies on the battlefield.. sometimes they work, sometimes they dont.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you're not AS bad as scout though he thinks. You're way smarter and you do have good plans on manipulating your victims, sometimes joins you on rare occasions at the dinner table. (ONCE EVERY THREE MONTHS)

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – he sort of see's scout's mom in you, being fiery whenever she was young.. probably does gain a crush for you but he will deny it..

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ SOLIDER

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – oh yall CRAZY.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you both would sometimes rocket jump together!! He would be a little annoying, but it's ok!! Your family was more annoying ( ・_ゝ・)

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – AMERICA?? YEAH..

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you're still flirting with him and stuff, caressing his chest.. he's kinda oblivious but will be like, "THIS IS A TRUE MANLY BODY!" you just nod and agree.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – saw you stabbing BLU Solider with a axe multiple times and he just stood there a LITTLE aroused,, definitely got shot by BLU sniper whilst standing there admiring you.

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ HEAVY

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you guys are polar opposites.. a man who liked his gun, english literature.. while you liked being pretty, torture, and your also insane family. Heavy kinda sees you has a rabid animal.. sorry not sorry.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – the more you've been together, he kinda sees you more like a fox. You're hyper, sly, manipulative.. sees you as a somewhat great asset on the team.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you LOVE to caress his muscles, saying how strong he was,, yeah. Heavy was used to compliments, but when they came to you, he was a little flustered. His ego was flaring up a little bit.

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ MEDIC

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – would LOVE to study your brain, wonders how your brain works and shit. Kinda thinks you're a badass (^^) in a cool cowgirl southern way.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you're absolutely GLOWING during übercharge. You're very beautiful and would make sure you're übered the entire time. His teammates would ask why and he would tell them that his teammates was annoying him.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – finds your manipulative, sexy, and sedut9ve demeanor very hot. He would probably tease you back, call you german pet-names.. yadada ( ￣-￣)

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – once yall start dating (somehow) he would ask to trade hearts with you as a romantic gesture,, nothing too wrong with swapping hearts!! /j

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ DEMOMAN

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – LOVESSSS a southern woman. Enjoys her accent and she enjoys his accent! Enjoys the adrenaline of fighting with you, drinking, that sort of stuff.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – kinda forgot about this: (baby is a dancer) – I would imagine reader dancing for him,, like ok get it queen..

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – would share his scrumpy with you, you would most likely become more flirty with demoman or just get more rowdy (in a more angry way). He would find it funny

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ ENGINEER

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – oh BOY.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – this man would probably fall for you ( 〃▽〃) this man loves a southern woman with a slight flirty demeanor,, he would probably be flustered at your remarks and such

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – would use his flirtation on you sometimes. He would ask you to hang out with him in his workshop and show you his gunslinger, teleporters he was working on.. etc etc

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – will take you out on dates :) he was taught to be a gentleman by his ma.

╰ ➤ ﹐ ❤︎ PYRO

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – kinda sees you as their sister, you wouldn't try to flirt with them bc you have no idea who they are underneath the suit and stuff so you had a soft spot for them

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – you would light stuff on fire with them! Sometimes it would be destroyed cars, paper, stuffed animals, etc.

౨ৎ ּ ֶָ֢. – definitely platonic relationship, like a sibling bonding relationship! Yall silly as hell

tags: @schlagglovr @dvilishbeauty ♡ miuy mutuals...

[szollibisz]

Most important part of Owen's characterization is that he's a bitter bitch. Like his stand-up young man act is great, but you know that man is rotting away on the inside from the constant anger and disdain towards the world, even before the fall. He's the most miserable person ever, he's just good at making people (including himself) believe he's just simply a super competent asshole who's better than everyone else. Like if anyone ever got to see behind the first few layers of how he presents himself they'd realize that man. This guy is just kinda sad and angry and never truly happy or satisfied, but he chooses not to acknowledge that, and he probably doesn't even know the full extent of it himself. And that's why his life flips on its head when he meets Curt who medicates his self-hate with hedonism instead of harsh conscious and subconscious self-discipline. The second most important part is that he's cunty.

[victorluvsalice]

Valicer Polyship Week 2024, Day One: Team As Polycule (Valicer In The Dark AU)

Hello everyone, and welcome to Valicer Polyship Week 2024! :D Where, just like in 2023, you will get a daily Valicer fic based on one of the prompts from the official Polyship Week 2024 prompt list, courtesy of, naturally, @polyshipweek! Today is Day One, and the prompt I chose was "Team As Polycule" -- mostly because it immediately made me think of my Valicer In The Dark trio, and how they are a criminal crew as well as a polycule. Though, interestingly, the story that I came up with doesn't have actually have them doing a score together or anything like that. Instead, I ended up writing something about Alice being told that romancing her fellow crewmates is a bad idea by the leader of another gang in the area, and taking semi-violent offense to said leader poking her nose into her business. :P Not sure why my mind went off in that direction -- but as you will see tomorrow, apparently I really wanted to write "someone is a jerk to one of the trio, only to get theirs in the end" this year...

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“You know, it’s not a good idea to mix pleasure and work.”

Alice blinked, then looked over to see one Nessa, leader of the Gray Cloaks, standing by the door to the bathroom, arms folded across her chest and mouth thin with displeasure. “It’s not going to end well,” she continued. “Sooner or later, the tower of cards always collapses.”

“Right.” Alice shook her hands off above the cracked sink basin before reaching for the towel. “First of all, did you really follow me in here to say that? And second of all – what? What are you talking about?”

“Yes, I did, because I had to go anyway – and I didn’t want to say this with your two, ah, friends overhearing,” Nessa replied, jerking her head toward the door and, implicitly, at Victor and Smiler back at their table. “And you know what I’m talking about. You’re playing a dangerous game, getting – involved with your partners in crime.”

Alice’s eyes narrowed. “I don’t believe I asked your opinion on my love life,” she said coolly, drying her hands.

“You’re getting it anyway,” Nessa said, untroubled by her tone. “Because I think too much of you to let you make a stupid mistake. Look, you’re easily the most sensible one in your little gang–”

“Me? I’m the one who talks to things that don’t exist on the regular,” Alice cut in, raising an eyebrow. At her feet, Cheshire covered a chuckle with his paw. “Just underlining my point there, Cat.”

“Sure, fine, but look at the two people you hang around with,” Nessa insisted. “Your Whisper’s a slip of a thing from money, and spends his time sticking his nose too far into his books and fiddling around with things he doesn’t understand. And your Leech…” Nessa rolled her eyes. “Well. They’re an Advocate. We all know what that lot is like.” She pointed at Alice. “But you? You know that this world’s a stupid, cruel, cold place, full of people that are as likely to stab you in the back as they are to shake your hand and give you a smile. And you’re more than ready to do the stabbing if you have to. You’re the one who sees things as they are.”

“Except when I don’t,” Alice said, watching as a tentacle poked its way through a hole in the ceiling. “Though I suppose I should take a compliment when it is offered. But what exactly is your point here, Nessa? I know you have one, even if it’s just hidden in your cloak.”

“My point is that you should be smart enough to know that getting personally involved with your crew is only going to lead to trouble,” Nessa said, shaking her head. “You can’t trust them that far, no matter what they might whisper in your ear in the middle of the Names. It’s common knowledge that Roric and Lyssa were lovers before she tore his belly open and dumped him in Ratblood Canal so she could get the Crows all to herself. Less common that Mylera of the Red Sashes used to be a spy in the Lampblack ranks, and seduced a few secrets out of Baz himself before running back to her own to destroy him. And don’t get me started on what happened between the Billhooks’ Tarvul and his wife before she ended up in Bellweather Crematorium and he in Ironhook Prison…” She huffed. “Point is, this city is rife with idiots who took a chance on getting close to their fellow scoundrels, and paid the price. And I see the way you look at your crew, and – I know you’re gonna get hurt.” She sighed, letting her arms drop. “Van Dort grew up rich, Alice – the minute he thinks he’s got enough Coin to get back into proper society, he’s going to ditch you without a second thought. And Alton – I bet you you’re never more than one too many frowns away from being stuck with a syringe and dragged back to their headquarters to get your head ‘corrected.’ Maybe you three work well enough together now, but – you can’t trust ‘em to treat you right.”

“I see.” Alice hung the towel back on its little hook. “Is that your entire piece?”

“Yeah,” Nessa nodded. “Just had to get it out there.”

“Excellent.” Alice took a moment to brush her hair back from her face –

Then, before Nessa could move an inch, she slammed the woman up against the wall, putting her knife against her throat. “Here’s mine then – keep your fucking nose out of my fucking business,” she hissed. “You think Victor wants to go back to a life where the weight of his parents’ expectations made him miserable? You think Smiler doesn’t care enough about me to know that getting me high on Joy Serum is the worst way to make me happy? You honestly think I’m stupid for daring to fall in love with the first two people who ever actually treated me like I was a person and not just a broken simulacrum of one? You don’t know anything about us, then. And I’ll thank you to keep your opinions to yourself in future.”

Nessa stared at her, eyes wide and breathing hard – and, judging by the sudden smell, no longer with a need to go to the toilet. Alice released her and tucked her blade away again. “Good talk,” she said simply, then headed back out into the Ball & Socket.

As she’d expected, Victor and Smiler were still at their table, finishing off their food. “Was that Nessa that just followed you into the bathroom?” Smiler asked as she sat back down again. “Thought I recognized her braid.”

“It was,” Alice confirmed. “We just had a rather illuminating chat.”

“Oh?” Victor said, dabbing his mouth with his napkin. “What about?”

Alice responded by grabbing his tie and pulling him in for a kiss. “About how she’s an arsehole who thinks you two are idiots and I’m an idiot for being in love with you,” she said after releasing him. “And how, if she doesn’t believe a crew can trust each other enough to be together more – intimately than normal, that’s not my problem.”

“Uh – ah – oh,” Victor said, blinking as his brain tried to catch up. “I – I see. I think.”

“I definitely see – that was rude of her,” Smiler said, defying their name by frowning. “I mean, sure, probably what we have together isn’t conventional for a crew, but – I like what we’ve got.”

“Me too,” Victor agreed, before leaning over to give Smiler a quick kiss, apparently worried they’d feel left out otherwise. “I’m happier than I’ve ever been with you two.”

Alice smiled at them, taking both their hands in hers. “I feel the same. And trust me, Nessa knows that very well now.” She glanced over to where the Gray Cloaks were huddled, looking a bit nervous about how their leader hadn’t come out of the bathroom yet. “So – no offering our services to help them gather more evidence about how they were framed right now?”

“Hell no,” Smiler said succinctly. “Maybe the Lost could use our help instead – I heard that they’ve got a vendetta against the owner of the Cordelia Furniture factory now...”

[shima-draws]

Thinks about Perry covered in the blood of his enemies and swoons

[gadgetini]

i hate him because hes fun to draw but hes the worst

[sugarspykookie]

OMG!!!!

you ever just wanna draw someones ocs for no reason? @sugarspykookie i hope i did them justice!

my fast handwriting and small thin trails behind my pen strokes make "puffy" look like "puppy" lol

i hope u like these cuz theyre just quick doodles

[estercity]

modified lyran and everly's lore (calling her that instead of taeza from now on) and because of that i'm restarting both files but making them more connected, since instead of a 'alternate timeline' thing i want them to be intercepted so i have to plan which companions go where. the current plan is i do each act with everly first and then follow up with lyran, the explanation being that everly got out of the nautiloid first and was a few steps ahead of lyran

[magnetictapedatastorage]

practicing the waltz after hours 

(so that he can pretend to be super casual about knowing how to)

[gaterrechinha]

went to watch barbie and i only have two notes:

1) ironically ken is way too relevant in the movie compared to what the actual experience of owning and playing with barbies is like. there should have been like only 3 kens in the whole thing and had 1/10th of screen time for it to be on par with reality

2) the fact that there's only one (1) "weird barbie" and that we're supposed to believe every single other barbie is played with "the correct way" i.e. playing dress up and peaceful tea parties or whatever tf. NO. of course barbie thinks of death. that should NOT be shocking have you ever seen a little girl play with barbies?? there's no "playing with barbies as intended" little girls are feral creatures. also insane that there isn't at least one kid making two barbies kiss and scissor each other

otherwise 10/10 great movie. i really enjoyed the set design

[shining-just-4-u]

spoilers for mr. and mrs. smith (2024)

THEY KILLED THE FUCKING CAT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭