#corporate misery

[faullin]

Some depressed green man art

[br3adtoasty]

Marshall Misero Dobson

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Japanese マーシャル・ミセロ・ドブソン

Twisted From Bog King (Strange Magic)

Gender Male (he/him)

Sexuality Pansexual

Age 376

Homeland Murky Morass

Family Mother

Occupation Professor, NRC alumnus

Curriculum Magic (Defense Magic, etc.)

Dominant Hand Right

Favorite Food Frog Legs

Least Favorite Food Chocolate

Dislike Disorder, Romance, Primroses

Hobby Karaoke Gardening

Talents Strong Constitution

Unique Magic: ???

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Uptight and nitpicky, these are the words generally used to describe Professor Dobson. He often loses himself to bouts of anger and lashes out, raising his voice as he boomingly calls out on a student’s slack performance, much to their chagrin.

Despite this, he genuinely cares about them and only wants what's best for his students, even if his way of expressing it may be unorthodox.

His always foul mood might be the result of crankiness due to lack of sleep, for he frequently plunges himself headfirst into workloads and tends to take care of the various issues that arise in the school personally. And considering it's the infamous Night Raven College, there's always trouble just around the corner.

One thing that can ruffle the fae’s wings more than unruly mentees is “fun things”, particularly romance. He openly gripes about his distaste for the subject, saying they’re “unnecessary” and that they “only serve as distractions from the important things in life.” Now, it would be fine and all if he wasn’t so adamant on making everyone see things his way…

[froschli96]

Assassin's Creed Revelations be like

[teem-boo]

Nox hates their new job

redraw of this screenshot

[creatingnikki]

feel lonely. feel euphoric. need to have ice cream. need to bite someone’s head off. need for third person. rain. debit card needs to be renewed. dopamine crashes. power cuts. miss you. five times between wanting to write you off. stay awake waiting for your call. socks. ramen. warm and fuzzy things. a lack of people. feel desire. feel disgust. feel the redness of my nose. stupid. unending misery. light a cigarette. swallow lemonade. no body calls. thunderstorm days. want to be held. get rid of cognitive distortions. can’t quit nine to five. buy milk. buy bread. oranges. go to bed.

[thedeerman]

guys i’ve written so much angst and sadness for this fucking story arc i’m so ready to write fluff again 😭 i literally have lists of shit i’m gonna include and romantic ass fucking quotes and shit, y’all better be ready for radioapple romance cause as soon as shit finishes hitting the fan you’re gonna fuckin get it 😤

[sem24]

To add on to my previous post about Luke’s hair:

[istherewifiinhell]

v. remembers that post. NOT an. identity but it never ceases to infuriate me that the fucking. was it pixar. the fucking blue ELVES dnd fucking. dibneys first gay cop woman movie. is in fact. incredible affecting (u know. to me in my experience of it) vis a vis alt family structures and grief and shit. NOOOOOO u were supposed to be facile trite and all together UNINTERESTING. NOOOOOO dont have a well put together story with clear and specific emotional beats that leads u very gently to the apex of the film in a sort of. warm grief catharsis. shut the FUCK up. blue elf movie

[amplexadversary]

I'm so mad.

Tech companies should not be allowed to install fucking games or "assistants" or other frivolous bloatware shit through an update. We really really really really need a law that forces that kind of shit to be separate and to require the end-user's explicit, opt-in permission.

I had to remove copilot from my fucking computer today and in the process discovered that the whores at Microsoft installed fucking candy crush at some point??? And a bunch of other shit I have never used and will never use that was taking up more space than most of my fucking video games!!! (I don't have a fucking Xbox, I never will, why is some program for it taking up multiple Warframes worth of fucking space!?!?!?!?)

I want all the people pushing this shit to die, god forbid I own my own fucking computer!

[batt00ny]

THE FINALE!!!

[paramores]

i know teaching sounds like a hellspace rn with so many teachers quitting but tbh i would like to take the risk and try

[wild-at-mind]

I get why people like the whole queer existence is resistance thing. I don't personally, because I think it puts a tonne of intracommunity pressure to exist in the 'right' way, I.e. the way that is 'radical' to the person currently scrutinising you. As a person with OCD that manifests in self scrutiny that I have to constantly concentrate on to avoid it becoming self hatred, I'm never going to be a fan of that. I kind of feel this way about any kind of assimilation conversation with regards to queerness really. I think it's an important conversation within irl communities who already care for each other- who shows up for others outside of their own interests and who doesn't, etc. But the internet makes things so impersonal and cold. It encourages people to make very serious snap judgements about others who they don't even know, and to encourage others to believe that about them. None of these people are in community together in any meaningful sense, or they wouldn't treat each other so ungenerously.

Anyway I had a bit of a realisation earlier- I think we have to tell ourselves our existence is inherently radical all the time because we're always getting the subtle message from our community and the wider activism community that having a good time or enjoying yourself is somehow bad, or insulting to people in dire straits. But instead of challenging that idea we say no it's OK because I'm doing activism simply by being here. I think it's fine to feel that way and in many ways existing as a marginalised person really is radical. I just want to make sure we aren't internalising the idea that we can't ever be happy or having a fun frivolous time without justifying it, and passing that idea along to others without meaning to.

[saintbeckett]

Back to work......

……slowly dying minute by minute.

[oswaldsplace]

perhaps if your specifications are so exacting it would be more expedient for you to pen the email yourself my lord

[gravedirtandbriarthorns]

Took a gander at the new Fallout show and mostly it just like A) makes me want to boot up New Vegas for the first time in forever, and B) shocks me how little the like Fallout-isms bother me? Like usually little details like uhhhh. The pip boy sounds. The rad sounds. The obvious shots focusing on food products from the games. Character slowly and reverently pulling a Single stimpack from Storage Space. The power armor. For whatever reason they don't come off as jarring and in your face "Oh my god, it's the Thing!" They do it well, all things considered, and that surprises me.

[the-casbah-way]

I think most of us would probably start crying if we had to do Octavius’ job. I would cry like 2 seconds in-

you are absolutely correct. i’ve worked in companies that are essentially identical to the one in down then left and it took years off my life and i will never recover. i cannot imagine how the people in the higher up positions like octavius stay sane