#cornfed x duckman

[sopita-instantanea]

Old cartoon yaoi

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the things he’d do for his boss…

[colonelcuckoo]

my first drawing of them

[sylve0nlover]

Duck man and cornfed are so Gideon and frost core.

My evidence:

[dogwithrabies34]

Hell yeah duckfed as lps 😎😎

[trrysaurio]

Theyre so friggin homosexual

[gr33n-rat]

No way!! People found out about them again!? It gives me the excuse of doodling them then yah? :)<

Little stylized practices! 💛🩷

[srdk]

smh I’m not getting my old account back but just know that it’s a different account and the same idiot behind it @reallyshinycrusade

Anyways v addicted to hurt/comfort and “what you’re looking for has been here the whole time” potential here

[crodfoller-t-rhubarb]

I *just* realized that Gregg Berger aka Cornfed Pig from Duckman aka Jecht from Final Fantasy X aka Cutthroat Bill from Curse of Monkey Island... also worked on the widely syndicated, St. Louis-produced PBS phonics show "The Letter People," which taught me to read by the time I was three. In addition to playing several letter people himself (including Mr. V, the smoothest, suavest motherfucker in the alphabet in his Violet Velvet Vest), he also had a standout performance as the poor experimental word machine that Miss O fucking tortured by forcing it to try applying conventional short vowel logic to words like "cold" or "to" or "word" despite his literal *constant* pleas for her to stop as he belches smoke all over the laboratory. Girlboss gets the goods as usual. It's all on YouTube. Seriously, check out that Mr. V episode. Wait for his introductory song to wrap up, then listen as that velvety sum'bitch learns your ass on what the voiced labiodental fricative is all about.

[s10127470]

So you guys remember when Beau DeMayo's pitch bible for his own X-Men animated series got leaked a while back and everyone collectively went....

Largely thanks to the blatant mischaracterization and lack of the understanding of many of the characters?

Yeah, so recently I've been thinking about it again and comparing it to my own X-Men fanfic, "X-Men: The Next Mutation".

And it gave me the idea to do a Virgin vs. Chad thing where I compare the DeMayo versions of X-Men characters (more specifically, the ones that got the most controversy) and compare them to my versions of them.

The Virgin DeMayo Nightcrawler:

-Raised by Xavier and Magneto.

-Seemingly isn't related to Mystique at all.

-Was wasting his life away in a sideshow freak attraction (most definitely because of his mutation).

-Favors Magneto.

-Doesn't seem to be religious at all.

-Most definitely not a skilled swordsman.

-Most likely doesn't get any admirers.

The Chad Next Mutation Nightcrawler:

-Was raised by Mystique and the Brotherhood, but ran away because he couldn't take anymore of their violent ways.

-Pretty blatantly the son of Mystique.

-Although he did join the circus because of his appearance, he loved his time with them!

-Knows Magneto, but he ABSOLUTELY hates him! Since he's, ya know, still evil.

-Is a proud Catholic and very open about his faith.

-Is a skilled swordsman! Rocking the cutlasses everywhere he goes!

-Has a lot of admirers. But he only has the eyes for particularly lovely Romani mutant with probability manipulation powers.

The Virgin DeMayo Emma:

-A old colleague of Xavier.

-Is the school's guidance counselor because it fuels her love for gossip.

-Walking definition of a mega-bitch.

-A former London socialite and most likely rubs it in everyone's face.

-Treats Jean like absolute shit. Has literal beef with an actual teenager.

-Lets her pupils get away and even actively encourage them to treat others like shit.

-Definitely got her......endowments from surgery

-Definitely single.

The Chad Next Mutation Emma:

-Personally knows Charles, but not an old colleague of his. She's like, 21 in this series.

-Serves as kind of the resident therapist for X-Factor. But does so out of respect and genuine care for her teammates.

-Is rather stoic, straightforward and businesslike jack-of-all-trades with a caring side. Think Joe Friday from Dragnet or Cornfed from Duckman.

-Also comes from a wealthy London background, but prefers to keep that more on the low-down.

-Is very civil with Jean. In fact, out of all the X-Men, she's the second closest to her. Also, Jean is like three years younger than her.

-Doesn't have any pupils as of right now.

-Got her....endowments from puberty.

-Is currently dating a hot telepathic Japanese-English ninja girl.

The Virgin DeMayo Storm:

-Basically an edgelord

-Finds Xavier's ideals old-fashioned and out-touch and expresses genuine curiosity in Magneto's beliefs.

-Is literally a mean girl, seeing herself as a superior to everyone else, which somehow made her popular!

Hates Jean Grey and dead-ass sees her as competition for homecoming votes!

-Most likely straight (possibly even homophobic) and definitely not dating anyone.

The Chad Next Mutation Storm:

-While more street-smart and witty than most of her other iterations, still carries the trademark regalness and composure.

-Firmly believes in Xavier's ideals and wouldn't give Magneto the time of day.....because he's a madman.

-Is popular among her peers as well, but simply because just how naturally cool she is. Also, she treats her peers with respect and doesn't view herself as being superior to any of them.

-Loves Jean, is literally her best friend, and even considers her a SISTER! Plus, she would absolutely root for Jean if she had the chance to become homecoming queen!

-Is proudly bisexual and happily dating a beautiful winged flyer.

The Virgin DeMayo Colossus:

-Raised in the criminal underworld of Russia.

-Is the big jock on campus.

-Definitely isn't into the arts.

-Is a social climber and desperate to fit-in.

-Is a lousy student (because of course the jock would be a lousy student).

-Is quite aggressive and can be kind of a bully.

-Most definitely straight and homophobic. Probably trying to chase chicks all the time.

The Chad Next Mutation Colossus:

-Living a simple life on his family's farm.

-Not a jock (though he does love baseball).

-Is passionate about the arts.

-Perfectly fine with where he is socially.

-A pretty solid student overall (has a B+ GPA).

-Is a gentle giant, usually calm and would never bully anyone!

-Is pansexual and dating a cute cryogenic class clown.

The Virgin DeMayo Quicksilver:

-Is an all-around asshole and doesn't respect anyone.

-Impatient and entitled.

-Is of Boston aristocracy.

-Looks up to Magneto and follows in his beliefs. Though most likely not his son.

-Has no sister.

-More than happy to abuse humans.

-Definitely straight and most definitely homophobic.

The Chad Next Mutation Quicksilver:

-While cocky, is a pretty chill guy.

-Actually rather laid-back and humble. Despite moving fast, he would rather take things slow when possible.

-Is proudly of Romani background.

-Although he's Magneto grandson, does not look up to him at all and wants nothing to do with him in general.

-Has a sister.

-Doesn't want to hurt or abuse anyone in general.

-Is pansexual and dating a big blue furry, shapeshifting hunk.

Well that's all for now.

Let me know how my versions of the X-Men characters stack up to DeMayo's versions.

In fact, I'd like to see other X-Men fans to this as well.

Taking their own interpretations of the X-Men cast and comparing them to DeMayo's.

[karothefool]

I binged duckman season one and snapped at some point and wrote the first 1k of a cornfed x reader fic and now it's sitting and collecting dust because it intimidates me

[sopita-instantanea]

[president-frankenstein]

I'm really late lol but what is your favorite ship? :)

Oof, that’s tough, I have a million ships and it’s so hard to choose! I can narrow it down to five:

LazDave (Lazlo x Dave), Mordeson (Mordecai x Benson), Gypad (Gyro Gearloose x Launchpad Mcquack), Atsubita (Atsushi x Chibita) and Duckfed, (Duckman x Cornfed.)

[colonelcuckoo]

they alwyas make me pick such pink colors

[ducktectiveus]

☭ (pig-of-all-trades) ((I had to send it from this blog too bc a Duckman/Cornfed brawl would be VERY INTERESTING OH BOY))

Send ☭ x for a vs. battle quote to your muse

Battle Intro: “Bring it on, bacon boy!”

Victory: “And that’s how a duck ROASTS!”

Half HP: “Give me a fighting chance atleast, would ya!?”

Low HP: “You better be prepared to pay my hospital bill, porky!”

Defeat: “I thought we were friends!”

Death: “...Ya really know 200 ways to kill a man, huh?”

Assist: “Just let your bowels do the work, Grandma-ma. Get ready, Corn-bone! She’s about to drop a bomb!”

Taunt: “Little pig, little pig, let me IN!”

Reacting to Taunt: “Use all the witty n’ clever references ya want! It ain’t gonna getcha a win here, pal!”

Flee: “Just like my taxes, I’m avoiding this fight!”

Reacting to Flee: ”And that piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home!”

Tie: “Guess we both did pretty okay...partner.”

Perfect Victory: “I like my ham cooked.”

Low HP Victory: “Hey, ya didn’t do too bad of a job, Corny...but I still beat ya!”

Finishing Move: “I’m beatin’ the ham! ---Er, lemme rephrase that...”

[sopita-instantanea]

Now that the "fandom" is a little bit more "alive" i decided to make a playlist for the ship (Duckman x cornfed)

Enjoy people.....