#cops speak

[ratbastarddotfuck]

is this nonbinary person actually "male presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of maleness?

is this nonbinary person actually "female presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of femaleness?

perhaps they're just "presenting" as themselves and your binary biases are clouding your judgement?

[apollos-boyfriend]

i keep seeing this “hear me out cake” trend on tiktok where people stick pictures of their hear me out characters on a cake and they’re all just *not conventionally attractive guy* *older man* *obvious monsterfucker choice* *not conventionally attractive guy* *anthropomorphic animal with attractive personality* *monster/non-human with attractive personality*

if shit on your hear me out list isn’t on the same level if not worse than like. bibble fairytopia i don’t want to hear it. i need to be physically incapable of even beginning to understand how this attraction came to be. i need to see characters who the sheer thought of kissing and/or fucking them sends me into cardiac arrest

[eluminium]

yeah

[tarmac-rat]

"I can't believe CDPR made one of the romance options a COP" River is a cop for literally two thirds of a mission that is dedicated to uncovering the depths of police corruption in Night City, gets immediately booted from the force BECAUSE he tried to stand up to said police corruption, spends the rest of the game pursuing detective work outside the law, and in the base game mentions he's going to start work as a private eye so he doesn't have to return to the force in order to keep protecting people.

The only instance where the "River is a Cop" joke is funny is using it in the context of Johnny being pissy about it, which should probably tell you how low hanging that particular fruit probably is.

[astronomodome]

I like how the PoE is supposed to be really proactive with permit enforcement and the people they chose for this job are Health Issues Georg and Full Time Job McGee like they were never going to be super on it in the first place. And they’re both either too silly or too nice or both to actually do anything

[teaboot]

you are so weirdly dedicated to making flowery sympathy posts for demographics such as "masculine men" and "cops and security officers who stop people from shoplifting". have you noticed that?

You must be new

[humming-doodles]

using my traditional method of learning how to draw a new character which is to 1) use actual refs, 2) start freehanding, and 3), keep going until it devolves entirely into shitposts 👍 

[grinchwrapsupreme]

i would have loved an episode of Dexter that was from everyone else's perspectives like Dexter is just there doing his job with as much screentime as an extra and in the very background of other characters scenes you can sort of see him lurking but he mostly just looks a little weird instead of homicidal and then at the end of the episode the perp they've been trying to catch has mysteriously disappeared and Angel's just like why does this keep happening to us specifically 😔

[spitblaze]

there's a million things that can be said about innocent until proven guilty and the history of the NYPD framing people and fabricating evidence just to say that they have any sort of success rate and the guy who somehow evaded the cops for like a week for some reason never thought to dispose of any of the evidence and the guy who should supposedly be reveling in being everyone's favorite felon because like 80% of the country saw what he did and went 'hell yeah' going 'I didn't do it and the cops planted evidence on me' but to me one of the biggest red flags that this whole thing is a setup is the 'manifesto'.

if you shoot someone a high profile person within a well-beloathed industry with bullets that you handwrote 'deny' 'defend' and 'depose' into that's a manifesto in and of itself. only a cop or someone who REALLY thinks that people won't understand the message would say 'well just to make sure everyone gets it let's just write three entire pages worth of reasoning behind why i shot an insurance exec and carry it with me at all times'. like be real

[sunriseabram]

I love how the biggest shock in tsc had nothing to do with Jean...it was that Jeremy has a past so bad that he avoids it in his OWN POINT OF VIEW. What are you hiding from us magic man?

[columboscreens]

[respectthepetty]

Before I get to the colors in the fifth episode of Perfect 10 Liners, I need to speak my truth:

BOOK IS SO FREAKING PRETTY!

AND SO IS TAY!

So I need this show to stop trying to sell me this "they are ugly" agenda because they are GORGEOUS, and if I was Force sitting next to them, I'd know I was gay. No doubts. I'd just be like, "Damn, I'm so fucking homo for these two amazingly beautiful men" then kiss them.

Also, I need an entire series set on the beach because I like sad wet boys.

So I'll begin my colors post with the beach scenes - Arc is in love with Arm because he wears some muted variation of Arm's yellow color.

And I think it shows Arc really is trying to hold back his emotions a bit since it's not a full yellow, but Arm also has red over his heart.

So this Red Rascal and Yellow Yal do love each other.

But they can't work anything out on their own!

Which is why they need all the Blue Boys to help them out.

Arm has Sand.

And Arc has Warm.

But Jet put this trip in motion and made sure to rope Tawan into nudging Arc to confess.

Thankfully, the Blue Boys are getting their own love story, since Pond is fully immersed in his love for his Blue Boy Sand.

And being true to his color, Orange Oddity Pond quickly confesses that he wants to be with Sand who is already merging their colors together on his shirt.

And I'm praying that Blue Boy Warm is making magic happen with Purple Person Cop!

MY SHIP IS SAILING!

And after confessing that Arm believes he is cursed in love,

I get to see that this sad wet Yellow Yal was always meant to be in love with a Red Rascal.

So they finally use the bed the way it was intended to be used!

But Lord knows they still need ALL the help they can get from the Blue Boys who carry the brain cells of this friend group.

[ghostdrinkssoup]

arcane makes me feel so insane because tell me why they had vi (a character who’s introduced as a potential revolutionary) convince jayce to go down to the undercity with COPS (who killed her parents btw) to lead a violent resistance against her own people rather than the oppressors upstairs 😭

[leafie-draws]

with September and the anniversary of my friend's passing I want to talk about her story. on September 3, 2020 my best friend Brooklyn was shot and killed by her stalker. Brooklyn and I were best friends and were working together at a restaurant at the time. one of our coworkers, Andre, began stalking and harassing us and used the contact form at work to call and text us. he was an incel and part of the MGTOW community, would brag about his guns at work and believed he could "fix" Brooklyn's asexuality if she dated him. he became obsessed with Brooklyn and would track her car/phone in order to find us and follow us around, even showing up at the same shops we were at. it escalated to the point where he got banned from our workplace and he started hacking Brooklyn's social media accounts pretending to be her, at one point texting me (pretending to be her) and asking me to meet up at a vacant lot at 3 in the morning with the intent to harm or kill me. at one point I even saw him pacing the road near my apartment with binoculars trying to find which complex I lived in. after months of quittiing jobs, changing numbers, filing police reports and being harrassed, stalked and threatened, I moved back home and lost contact with Brooklyn until sometime later when I heard that she had been murdered. Andre had been arrested but was later released and immedately killed Brooklyn at her home a week later. the police speak about what a sad tragedy it is but did the bare minimum to protect us, saying that it was just a little harmless cyber bullying, or that they couldn't do anything because there was no physical harm. most people we talked to would even go as far as asking Brooklyn "what did she do to the poor guy" or scold her for "hurting his feelings, leading him on" ect. the stalking, harrassment and threats weren't taken seriously at all and despite all the evidence and proof, despite doing everything right and asking for help, the police did not help her; they knew he was dangerous and they let him go and she paid for their mistake with her life and I will never forgive or forget.

[chaos0pikachu]

the chekhov's gun of this show is actually when is Tonkla gonna get fucked raw like he's been asking who's willing to step up to give the dick he deserves

[victusinveritas]