#she gets it.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i keep seeing this “hear me out cake” trend on tiktok where people stick pictures of their hear me out characters on a cake and they’re all just *not conventionally attractive guy* *older man* *obvious monsterfucker choice* *not conventionally attractive guy* *anthropomorphic animal with attractive personality* *monster/non-human with attractive personality*

if shit on your hear me out list isn’t on the same level if not worse than like. bibble fairytopia i don’t want to hear it. i need to be physically incapable of even beginning to understand how this attraction came to be. i need to see characters who the sheer thought of kissing and/or fucking them sends me into cardiac arrest

[funishment-time]

i enjoy how in Summer Camp, our friend Miu is intimidated by Sakura not because of the size of her muscles, but the size of her baps. Miu was not prepared in this universe to deal with the divine titty aura of a Giant Goddess Woman. love wins and love's name is Sakura fucking Ogami

[johnnyutah]

the doctor has prescribed me denial is a river on repeat 150 hours

[jennycalendar]

the thing about calendiles that makes them so special is that this man that i am making fun of is the one jenny fell in love with. i’m sure she’d appreciate s5 giles who can fuck shit up but i honestly believe that his allure for her is when he is flopping over like a dead fish in front of monsters and repeatedly failing to win arguments against multiple teenagers. girl saw him get punched out by a little bitty blonde thing half his size and started twirling her hair. she is THE original giles appreciator because she loved him at his most Downtrodden Loser and had to take a two week break from dating him to struggle with the news that he might actually have a Sexy Tortured Past. him being able to hold his own in a fight was not part of his initial appeal to her. she wants to watch him fall down a flight of stairs

[queerwhohatesithere]

colorado is SUCH a good song

cuz maybe there i’d like myself work on my mental health might even feel compelled to do karaoke! …but it’s an empty dream that shits not meant for me i’ll chose the devil i know over the heaven i don’t

[pureanonofficial]

LES MIS LETTERS IN ADAPTATION - Offers of Service from Misery to Wretchedness, LM 3.8.11 (Les Miserables 1925)

“Monsieur Marius, you look sad. What is the matter with you?” “With me!” said Marius. “Yes, you.” “There is nothing the matter with me.” “Yes, there is!” “No.” “I tell you there is!” “Let me alone!” Marius gave the door another push, but she retained her hold on it. “Stop,” said she, “you are in the wrong. Although you are not rich, you were kind this morning. Be so again now. You gave me something to eat, now tell me what ails you. You are grieved, that is plain. I do not want you to be grieved. What can be done for it? Can I be of any service? Employ me. I do not ask for your secrets, you need not tell them to me, but I may be of use, nevertheless. I may be able to help you, since I help my father. When it is necessary to carry letters, to go to houses, to inquire from door to door, to find out an address, to follow any one, I am of service. Well, you may assuredly tell me what is the matter with you, and I will go and speak to the persons; sometimes it is enough if some one speaks to the persons, that suffices to let them understand matters, and everything comes right. Make use of me.” An idea flashed across Marius’ mind. What branch does one disdain when one feels that one is falling? He drew near to the Jondrette girl. “Listen—” he said to her. She interrupted him with a gleam of joy in her eyes. “Oh yes, do call me thou! I like that better.” “Well,” he resumed, “thou hast brought hither that old gentleman and his daughter!” “Yes.” “Dost thou know their address?” “No.” “Find it for me.” The Jondrette’s dull eyes had grown joyous, and they now became gloomy. “Is that what you want?” she demanded. “Yes.” “Do you know them?” “No.” “That is to say,” she resumed quickly, “you do not know her, but you wish to know her.” This them which had turned into her had something indescribably significant and bitter about it. “Well, can you do it?” said Marius. “You shall have the beautiful lady’s address.” There was still a shade in the words “the beautiful lady” which troubled Marius. He resumed:— “Never mind, after all, the address of the father and daughter. Their address, indeed!” She gazed fixedly at him. “What will you give me?” “Anything you like.” “Anything I like?” “Yes.” “You shall have the address.” She dropped her head; then, with a brusque movement, she pulled to the door, which closed behind her.

[strawberrystepmom]

i tonya is margot Robbie’s finest performance imo but only bc of this scene

[agust-dyke]

okay tumblr is weird and won’t let me bring back my post abt it but everyone Look at this drawing the notgirl did of me rn rn 🔫

[sybilspretexts]

Suniti Namjoshi, Building Babel

[walterdecourceys]

but i'm a cheerleader is such an awesome movie

[clubolive]

[apollos-boyfriend]

jaiden #1 bobby defender

[facedock]

a moment of appreciation for the woman who called Murdock "hot" in A-Team episode The Bells of St. Mary's

[iphisesque]

his daughter's testimony..... heartbreaking

[fcntasmas]

i’ll live for however long but i highly doubt anyone will ever understand how obsessed i am with my cats more than @renecdote

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl