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bagely · 6 months ago

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going through it

#im dying #please someone do something #qsmp #pissa #deathduo #I'm not- AHHAHSHA #/llora en homosexual #copium is not enough

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segiryth · 4 months ago

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To the imperfect tomorrow

#gallagher #honkai star rail #hsr fanart #hsr #hsr gallagher #gallagher hsr #Copium is not enough #gallagher honkai star rail #segiryth #my art #penacony

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brighteuphony · 6 months ago

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Gonna bundle these two questions! (ALSO SPICY AT THE BOTTOM)

Sakura had one 'relationship' and that was/is with Aren Uzumaki.

Some backstory:

On their way back from Chiyo's, Saeko, Enji and Sakura were unable to port back in Tea Country- as the civil war came into full effect, and an embargo was placed on all the major ports in an attempt to cripple trade/starve out the big trading cities/ take control of the capital (which was on the coast).

For a few weeks, Sakura and Co. were prisoners on an enemy ship that captured the previous Daimyo's niece, Unami (now heir apparent, given that the rest of her family was murdered).

On their way towards the capital (for a nice public execution), they were boarded by famed Pirate Captain/Smuggler Aren Uzumaki of The Last Sparrow- who took them aboard along with the rest of the spoils.

As the enemy closed all the ports, Sakura realized they would never make it to land for the foreseeable future and offered her services as a healer for the duration of the war in exchange for Saeko, Enji's, and Unami's safety.

Furthermore, Enji helped Unami cut a deal with Aren, in which he was promised legitimacy and exclusive trading contracts with the South under her future rule. Thus, the Last Sparrow became the Command Center for the Civil War for the next eight months.

During that time, Sakura healed, fought, and hassled Aren into teaching her basic strategy, war, and bureaucracy - something the Captain (and Unami) realized she had a good head for. (Sakura would later serve as Unami's consul after the war).

As for Aren, he is extremely intelligent, shrewd, and a powerful fuinjutsu specialist. He's a respected captain and only chose the pirate/smuggler life after the decimation of the Uzumaki clan. When Konoha didn't come to their aid in time during the third war, Aren swore never to be beholden to a shinobi village and took to the seas, denouncing shinobi-hood.

Sakura approached Aren and asked to spend the night with him on the eve of the last battle, and had an on-again, off-again relationship after the war. Aren's first love was the sea, and Sakura never wanted to be second (or third) place in anyone's life ever again, so while they aren't in any official relationship, they do find themselves in each other's arms when they cross paths. (fun fact, Aren calls Sakura 'Wildflower')

When Kankuro was poisoned, The Last Sparrow (legal now!!!) had fortuitously docked at one of Fire Country's port cities. So they could take that to Suna and cut a week off their travel time.

Kakashi was surprised to see that Aren and Sakura knew each other.

He was very unpleasantly surprised to see HOW well they knew each other. He spent a full week seething- as he watched some sleazy Icha-icha knock-off pirate Lothario take advantage of Sakura.

Once again, thank you so much for the lovely words and all the support for this AU!

SPICY UNDER CUT.

#naruto #haruno sakura #coven!sakura #kakashi hatake #kakasaku #aren uzumaki #As for her piercings Aren's ship has a tradition that any new blood's first successful battle is celebrated with a tattoo or a piercing!#we're grounding shinobi powers in some measure of reality #because someone did the math and canonically they traveled over 3k miles in TWO days to get to Suna #3k miles in two days AND had enough energy to fight S rank nin????????????????????????????#NOT ON MY WATCH #it now takes the average genin/chunnin almost two weeks to get to suna pushing HARD- which is still insane but not quite 'two days' insane #kakashi: crying screaming throwing up #Kakashi is still struggling with recognizing feelings #and he's also struggling to cope with the fact that Sakura lived a whole life that he has no idea about #PLUS all the guilt #also to be very clear Aren did NOT take advantage of Sakura lol that's just kakashi's copium

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marblegroves · 1 year ago

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Presenting fire opal! The team TIES fusion 🔥

#gemcyt #ive put off working on this fella long enough lmao #pretty happy with the final design ^^#aside from the fact that they look nothing like a ties fusion HAHAHAHA #i can huff as much copium as i want but they’ll never accurately represent the dads in stem ;(#doodlegroves

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coalbones · 9 months ago

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out of left field

this is what I can only describe as gas leak fluff

#chase hunter #tj hess #echo vn #chess #i'm coining that btw unless yall want me to call it Choby #huffing enough copium to tranquilize an elephant

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lotus-pear · 1 year ago

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regret

#literally excuse the shitty anatomy and cell shading i was thinking abt chuuyas reaction to what he'd done and i decided to make it skk #bc skk copium :')#the way i've hated dazai so fucking much but i still cried like a bitch when he died #he's not dead the bsd fandom has this phase like the elevator chapter where we're like ''dazai's not gonna make it he's done for!!''#and then he comes back next chapter like surprise bitches yall thought i was dead lmao #this chapter fucking HURT for skk shippers tho like we rly lost this time around huh #deluding myself into thinking that chuuya used gravity manipulation to slow the bullet #bc we didn't see a bullet hole behind dazais head like when chuuya shot his shoulder even though the bullet to his skull was fired at close #the reason theres a wound is bc the compressed air that was still fired was enough to wound him #and the shock wave that followed caused him to pass out bc of the sudden tension to his head intermingled with the blood loss and poison #we also know dazai can control his heart rate at will so maybe he can drop his pulse to zero for like thirty secs #enough to make fyodor believe he's dead #in the event that all of this is untrue and dazai rly does die the way my entire being will go numb and cold and dead #knowing that fyodor will most likely use dazai's death as a weapon against chuuya effectively chaining him to his side #like bffr chuuya may dislike dazai but that's his partner his reflection the boy that makes him desperately want to be human #dazai is the embodiment of chuuyas humanity and once chuuya loses that tether to his human side he will snap and the facade will shatter #and we will truly see chuuya unhinged with nothing more keeping him bound to his mortal shell #this wasn't the skk reunion we wanted asigiri what the fuck :(#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #skk #soukoku #lotus draws

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sidsinning · 6 months ago

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Oh my fucking god I fucked up a class so bad I am absolutely cooked

#sidrabbles #fuck fuck fuck fuck #WHATEVER #ITS A STUPID ELECTIVE CLASS I TOOK SO ID HAVE ENOUGH UNITS TO GET FINANCIAL AID #IM SNORTING COPIUM OK #salt

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royalarchivist · 6 months ago

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[Reading the "Innocent Joker"'s role in the Murder Mystery game]

Phil: What? "Objective is to DIE" [Laughs and claps his hands]

Pac: That's- that's– I wanna be that guy!

Phil: [Cracking up] Dude, what? "Objective is to die—"

Aypierre: [Trying not to laugh] "—is to die for extra [points]."

Pac: Yeah, but like– you need to convince somebody to kill you! You know? That's the– you know, like: "Hey, kill me please! Kill me, kill me, I'm tasty! Kill me, kill me—"

Phil: [Taken aback] Oh. I– why wou–? You would just say like: "Oh, now I'm gonna kill the other Eggs! Whoaa!" and then they kill you to protect them, right? That's just...

Pac: Oh, mmm, yeah.

#Pactw #Philza #QSMP #Murder Mystery #Pac #Phil #Pac: You just need to convince someone you're tasty enough that they should kill you!#Phil: Your experiences are not universal and thank GOD for that. Also ARE YOU GOOD???#Phil listening to this like (ಠ_ಠ)#Listen Phil he doesn't have the best coping strategies for his fricked up prison trauma. One could argue that this is the OPPOSITE of copin #Good god #May 13 2024 #That Cell prison trauma...#*coping #''Coping'' more like Copium

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bismuth-soup · 1 year ago

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