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doesn't matter; helena and jpv better than Jason
You know Jason's my favourite so why send this to me lol but even besides that itd still be a big no on my end friend I've mentioned before how I cant really vibe with either Helena or Jean Paul bc of both their strong connections with catholism and my own adversity to catholic characters (from being catholic myself)
#ask#anon#ive got that catholic trauma#so unless its daredevil or that preist from fleabag#i dont fuck with catholic characters#cool if theyre your favs#but personally meh#not for me thank you
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Just a stupid thing that's been on my mind. Plus Linkle (Apollo) being silly and harassing Volga. This was actually supposed to be way smaller and not take me a day to make but yk... Sometimes the brianrot comes in full force.
Hope y'all enjoy the random dragon lore :'D
#loz au#hyrule warriors#link#volga#linkle#volink#Ares (Kheprriverse)#Apollo (Kheprriverse)#Kheprriverse#Kheprriart#Wargod au#Ares being your dragon expert and translator is my fav i think#i just love love love worldbuilding dragons i cant help it theyre so cool#Volga is that one meme template that shows all the character's emotions but theyre all blank. but for him its theyre all angry xD#Apollo doesnt have an official design yet but it HAS been brewing in my brain for a long time so this is close enough for now
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You do not need to insult another character in order to tell someone why you like your fav. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO INSULT ANOTHER CHARACTER TO TELL PEOPLE WHY YOU LOVE YOUR FAV.
#fandom wank#fandom discourse#i love hearing about new characters and hearing why theyre cool!#but i dont need you tp tell me theyre better or less boring than a different fav or mine#just tell me why your fav is cool!#i will love them with you but you dont need to spit in my soup
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those 2011 pics remind me of hard the McLaren race suits used to fuck, I loved the vodafone era suits so much 🥹
YES AGREED!!! I love the Vodafone McLaren livery, literally peak!!!!!
Thank you for sending this ask bcs now I get to talk about 2011 in particular. There were these special Saturday race suits and they're all so pretty!!! Hugo Boss did a design competition to celebrate their partnership with McLaren and different artists made different designs for the Quali days. They're so beautiful 🥹🥹 Why can't they do anything fun like that now???? I digress, I went through all the Qualis and compiled pics of all of them!!
#which is your guys' fav?#mine would prob have to be Hungary. Japan. India. Malaysia.#i think all the Asian ones are soooooo cool with all the colors and animal motifs!!#anyways so right anon!!! vodafone mclaren was peak livery and designs!!! chrome/red >>>>>>>>> papaya#anyways hahaha prob not what you expected my reply to be#but this has been stuck in my brain for a while#i remember seeing the Hungary one at some point and thinking it was incredibly beautiful but having no idea the context behind it#and your ask made me finally go to research it#this was super fun to research bcs i didnt realize there was so many!!! literally 18 different racesuits.....so fucking sick.....#im obsessed with race overalls in general like theyre just so cool to me so to see all these different ones is just unbelievebly sick to me#one day ill make a post abt race suit details that make me feral(e.g. when suits used to have race belts & the FIA badge on the neck)#ive downloaded a lot of 2011 pics bcs of sebson but never rly thought any deeper abt why there were so many race suit varieties#the hungary one won the contest(very rightfully) so Jense wore it for the Brazil GP in entirety!!#i also think the Germany won as well bcs Lewis was wearing it for the Brazil gp? but im super biased towards the hungarian one haha#f1 lore??? i guess????? idk if this is obscure or not! obscure to me at least!! i mean that boss yt vid has only 2k views lmao#f1#formula 1#lewis hamilton#jenson button#mclaren#vodafone mclaren#formula oe#we do a little bit of f1#catie.asks.#f1 lore
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bruhh so many cool artists follow me on here and on twitter like wtf why im drawing one piece characters as muppets and youre making masterpieces
#i fucking lost it when people like nini polaris shoguru shire etc followed me back on twitter#i feel like weird being like holy shit your my favs because ik we are all just people on the Internet#but like man#had me kicking my feet giggling#theyre all SO cool and i love their stuff sm#ANYWAYS#sorry to be lame#<3#moth rambles
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HELLO
okay firstly THANK YOU FOR READING MY SILLY FICS!!! im v v glad u liked them!! that fic in particular that u rbed there is one of my favs personally LMAO creepy sun is so >>>> and secondly.. on my MHA BLOG? MY BAKUGOU WORSHIP BLOG????? ngl i did see u in my notifs over there when i saw ur tags LOL when i tell u i went O.O LMAOOOO. hope u liked them!! some of those r... old writings aldasdlakd. but!! anyways!! hope ur having a wonderful day!! stay swagilicious<3
HI SHAY!! ur silly fics r good argh i bear gifts
i like the way you write them i think the silly dynamics are great !! humans are so vulnerable and you tease the daycare attendant are my favs they did something to my brain actually. and yes you are correct creepy sun >>>>>> your works are nice please have some nice flowers for ur day
#ask#took me two hours to organize these thoughts i woke up saw ur ask and almost squealed#spent at least 2 days binging your fics actually theyre swag and had me smiling like a goofball#about that second part.......ehe#ive been trying to keep the mha thing a secret (involuntary brainrot) despite the pfp on discord but ur fics got to me#i found you thru the discord server for the dca halloween event actually i saw ur pfp and got curious#i specifically remember reading your midoriya drabble some time before so when i went to ur blog and saw it i just went “IT WAS YOU??????”#the little things + ghosts mysteries and a 7ft buff skeleton + midoriya izuku’s love for you is stifling at times r my favs there#theyre cute theyre cute like im not fond of sweets but this ill gladly take! will eat again!! + the halloween one was just funny#im going thru ur quotev right now I RECOGNIZE AT LEAST THREE OF UR WORKS THERE......... IT WAS YOU..... nice#gonna go on ao3 and read more of ur fics (the long ones especially iaawdihwdi)#ur works r cool ure cool
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THE ZACK FAIR BRAINROT IS SO REAL
#tag later#HERO........ CRIES I LIKE CHARACTERS SM THAT ARE LIKE THAT HUH 😭#'hey would you say i became a hero' bb boy you're gna make me cry#the price of freedom is steep..#WINGS. ANGELS. MONSTERS. FUCK CC FOR THAT MY POOR HEART#dreams n honor n burdens n. living legacy sobs 'theyre yours now' 🥹#n then flowers. aerith. she's so cute she's so cute twenty-three tiny wishes 😔 I'M SO SAD#zack literally fell from the sky 💀 hey bro did it hurt when you fell from heaven#HDFLKAJSDLFKSDJ N THEN THE PARALLEL WITH CLOUD :<< THAT HURT#aerith is so cute pls pls i love her so much she's rlly special to me 'id like to spend more time with you' AAAAAA MY HEART SOB#cries zack the puppy he's so cute fr#the sky.. THE SKY THE BLUE SKY. EYES THE COLOR OF THE SKY#being a 'monster' an 'angel' or 'human'. that. oh no i'm like obsessed w themes like that#he's such a good person :<< he's so charming fr n such an inspiration n sob AGHHH HE'S SO COOL I REALLY LOVE ZACK!?!?!?!?!#i've mostly been talking abt zack but. goddamn sephiroth in cc is so special to me he's one of my favs too. N ANGEAL. EVERYONE!#I CANT EVEN RAMBLE ANYMORE THIS IS#i have no words oh man i rlly rlly want to play ccr i'm gna cry so much when i play it 😭😭#i'm really thankful to video games n just. stories in general bcs i've always been rather reserved n#bro even as a kid i barely cried. my mom told me i didn't even cry when i got out or smth?? idk if that's true but she said so#i've always been emotional n rather sensitive yes but i grew up not being the most expressive of it. not really sure why#nyways especially in times where i ended up bottling my emotions so much bcs i wanted to 'handle it on my own' so#others 'wouldnt worry' (backfired)!!!! video games. i mean stories in general like books n anime even#really served as an outlet that helped me let it all out. ffxv for example in early 2020 and ffvii mid 2020 n ffix throughout#school during 2020 n ffxiv late 2020#YOU SEE. THERE'S SM OTHER GAMES TOO BUT FINAL FANTASY REALLY WAS SO PRESENT THROUGHOUT MY LIFE#no doubt that it's my fav series fr :c i really love a lot of games but.. yeah ff rlly is so special to me#THERES SM MORE TO RAMBLE ABT BUT I HAVE ASSIGNMENTS TO DO SOB BUT. CISSNEI N. EVERYTHING ELSE 😭🫶🏼#apollo says hi. n says i have no ass wtf man they're so random but it's adorable 🥹 THAT SAID THOUGH FUCK LOVELESS IS SO COOL FUCKK DFJAKDSL
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It’s literally amazing that you almost never practice what you preach. Like I only know of you through people but you’re just..a complete hypocrite lmao.
so I turned off anon fucking foreeever ago when I was getting rape threats and now when people want to send me anonymous messages they have to go through the trouble of making a whole ass new blog or, if they've already been blocked, a whole ass account. when it's that, which I think it often is based on the similarity of the messages, I always wonder, did these people use a 2nd email that they have for such occasions? or did they have to make a new email as well? because akdnksnejdb that would be like extra pathetic
either way it's just literally impossible to be bothered by anything y'all say when you're like so obsessed with me (or just the idea of me as a person for you to blame whatever you want on) that you took the time out of your one and only life on earth to do this instead of idk spending time with someone you love? just cause..... idk you're clearly scared of something lol. it's just so funny but also sad? uhhhhh please get help lmfao
#also i love this message because calling someone a hypocrite is like calling them pretentious#everyone is a hypocrite like pretty often and everyone is pretenious sometimes lol#and I'm literally 23 and autistic and still very much learning the right way to interact with people so like.... yeah lol im a hypocrite?#you got me‚ i display common flaws the most people display at various points in their lifetime‚ especially when theyre young and learning!#im so hurt!#my absolute fav part of this message tho 'i only know of you from people' LMFAOOOOOOO#imagine making a new blog to send a hate message on TUMBLR to someone youve only HEARD OF through people JSHDHDBSJSJRJSBBSJDH#and the use of the word know here is interesting because like do you mean you have friends who find my blog annoying#and think i suck and theyve told you about it#because thats not knowing me at all in anyway thats not even knowing of me lmao thats hearing about a version of me second hand lmfao#or do you know people who know me irl who dont like me because they also likely dont actually know me as a person#bc they cant get past my various real flaws (which is cool! maybe i cant get past theirs either lol. sometimes you just dont like people)#so i also dont care about their opinion or yours lol#im fully aware of the mistakes i make#its called being a young adult and trying to work on becoming a generally kinder and better person :/#and actually it goes past young adulthood :/#im guessing youre like 14 so im gonna let you know now that you grow up for your entire life until you die#you dont stop growing up at 18#well you can lmao but thats how Ben Shapiro and Joe Rogan happened lmfaoooo#so uhhh for the worlds sake and ur own please dont stop lol#anyway orion out ✌️
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#GIRL making your own sylveon without the naming strat on pokemon go is so MNGHFGHKLFGJHHH#HOW MANY FUCKING HEARTS DID IT SAY.. 70???#OH. wait nvm im literally 15 away#GIRL i was dreading continuing this shit bc i thought i needed ultra buddy the whole time 😭😭#if u do go outside u just need like 5-7 days LMAO k nvm#but its funny how fast im getting ultra buddy bc i just got my first ultra buddy w zacian the other day!#catch assist looks so silly and i love it :) lil guy pops out of the corner of my screen when the ball bounces off a pokemon and bounces it#back onto the pokemon like tyvm!!! i wish it was guaranteed so i could do that strat everytime LMAOO sooo cutee#i want zamazenta as my buddy tho >< zacians cool but zacians blue! and i like the shiny colors better tbh. just easier on my eyes#and zamazenta!! heart eyes!! pink and red!!! so cute!! i love it!#and for some reason they place zacian so far behind u on ur profile if thats ur buddy but if u put zamazenta its a lot closer idk#AND I LOVE BIG FLUFFY LOOKIN STUFF... i understand zamazenta and zacian have been through some shit but fluffy?? fluffy????? 🥺🥺🥺#unfortunately im a lot more attached to this shiny zamazenta than i initially thought id be LMAOO if it was regular colored#i might like it less.. zacian too SORRYYY the shiny colors r just so nice 🥺 zamazenta's literally my fav colors n fluffy!!!#but yeah i wasnt super attached in the beginning bc i have a good fairy type (sylveon) and have been trying to get other fighting types#bc of normal types in gyms ( i hate u mfs for that btw </3 ) AND THOSE TWO CANT EVEN GET SAME TYPE FAST ATTACKS..#BUT THEYRE A SINGLE TYPE POKEMON LIKE GIRL FUCK im bad w typings MAKE IT EASY FOR ME#anyway i adjusted. ice FA for zama and fire FA for zac. fuck the meta. i do want dark FA for zac but im not risking reroll idc idc idccc#i think my new pkmn go obsession is funny tho bc i started playing just bc my cousin was. and my mom redownloaded so we could add and gift#so i did too. now im probably more into it than my cousin and mom LMAOO#oopsies! whatever! it gets me outside and walking so im sure nobody cares LOL#44597#WAIT I SPENT 1572.. oh i was inactive I WAS GONNA SAY 1572 DAYS W BUIZEL AND NOT GREAT BUDDY??#HUH!? THERES A LV 40 MISSION WHERE U GOTTA DO ALL EEVEELUTIONS? FUCK YOUU <//3
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im never gonna be able to get a vintage chemical brothers tshirt at this rate people are selling them for $600-$1000 dollars :(
#theres so many cool dig your own hole ones like i REALLY like the 90s eras designs they have#they actually have a surrender one for 30 uk dollars BUT i dont like the design/colour which sucks because thats hands down my fav album#further is a close second but i cant even find any merch related to that because all secondhand sellers care about#is selling vintage merch at ridiculous prices#and mum and dad wont let me wear their 90s shirts they got at one of their concerts a year or so before i was born :(#those ones are nice theyre plain black with the chemical brothers logo on the front
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I was in my previous team but then I got transferred so no longer :)
though this team is a big one so I’m just glad to be the main setter and not sit on the bench lmao
YOURE A SETTER 🥹🥹🥹 OMGGG AAAH DWWW YOU LL CLIMB THEE LADDERSS SOOON!! NEW TEAM WILL TAKE A LITTLE TIMEEE BUT I AM SURE YOU LL MAKE IT INSHALLAH!! BEST WISHESS BABYYYY🤍🤍🫶
#<NOT TRYNNAA PROJECT BUT I LOVE HQ SETTERSHDHD#THEYRE ALL MY FAVS 🥹🥹🥹#YOURE GONNAA BE COOL ATHLETEEEJDJD#GOALSSS GOALSSSSS 🫶#jupiter !!! 🫶
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what if
tf2 sniper and the Bluey siblings
ah yes my fav fictional aussies
Oh look theyre on a road trip
Theyre getting along
I just like to imagine sniper could be a cool uncle figure to the kids
" dont tell your parents "
dw he took out the bullets, bc professionals have standards
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IVE EBEN LAUGHING Y ASS OFF OF THIS FOR THE OAST FIVE MINITES AGAHAGHAHSHS
jst imagining ralph and kcb tussling, causing a ruckus enough for the others to hear, then suddenly- by god IT’S CALHOUN- AND SHE’S GOT A STEEL CHAI-
vanny’s in the corner eating candy corn watching all this go down :3c
hi just wanted to say I FUCKINN LOVE YHE KILL SWITCH FIC
I adore how candybug and vanny interact, genuinely feels as if it’s some kind of sequel to the movie. cannot wait to see how ralph reacts to seeing this 20ft hulking bug metal thing still kicking after getting obliterated by molten cola
my prediction on how chap 3 will go ^^^
THANK YOU SO MUCH THAT'S SO SWEET 😭 (ALSO I LOVE YOUR ART BTW YOU DRAW KING CANDY SO CRAZY GOOD!) I really really love writing those two, they're a lot of fun, and it's really nice to know they don't feel too OOC or anything, so thank you! AND AGSHFDGJBJGVFG OK I HAD TO DRAW THAT REAL QUICK BECAUSE OMFG LMAO
You KNOW things are bad when the literal 9-year-old is the most mature person in the room at any given time, lmfao
(In terms of proper power scaling, King Candy would be the one beating Ralph up tbh, but this was funnier to me lmao)
#ALSO TY TY!!! YOURE WRITING STYLE IS SO SCRUMPTIOUS EGEHEHEHEHS#SRSLY THOUGH IVE BEEN REREADING FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS SINCE I FOUND IT#GENUINELY LOVE THE AU SM MAN!!#wir#kcb#vanellope von schweetz#wreck it ralph#CHECK THIS PERSON OUT THEYRE SO COOL!!!#anonslash's fav tag#just realized i mispelled your#BUT ANYWAYS#RLY EXCITED FOR WHATS NEXT !! DO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK OP!! <33/gen
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❝ 𝐏*𝐒𝐒𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘 | 𝐋𝐇𝟒𝟒 ❞
pairing: sir lewis hamilton x fem!reader
summary: has anyone else noticed how his facial hair is a tad bit lighter? /j
warnings: sexual innuendos, twitter environment, cussing
requested: yes | no
saint’s team radio 🎀: y’all just have fun with this one lol. thank you for the request anon!
tags: @non-stop-imagines @alika-4466 @lorarri @httpsserene @yeea-nah @purplelewlew @goldenalbon
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saint speaks: hope y’all enjoy and i hope it’s not too short! onto the next one 🤭
#saint writes#lewis hamilton x reader#lewis hamilton fanfics#lewis hamilton x black reader#lewis hamilton imagine#lewis hamilton fic#lewis hamilton smau#f1 x black!reader#f1 x reader#f1 imagines#Spotify
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wait..... this is hella cute!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 if ur free to do reqs could you do hsr boys summer headcanons? im not sure if theyre open so it's fine if u dont thx!!! 🩷🩷
SUMMER SUN; SUMMER FUN — AVENTURINE, DAN HENG, JING YUAN
⋆。˚ ❀ a/n: ty anon for the request!! :> yes they are open so request awayyy ! i love summer sm best season fr so this was such a fun vibe to write :3 i hope u enjoy! i wasn’t sure which hsr guys u wanted so i just picked my current favs AHDKSLDK
𝜗𝜚 — AVENTURINE
aventurine would love going to the beach with you
building sand castles, picking seashells, jumping over the shallow waves along the shore
it all feels fun and refreshing to him. something he did not have the luxury to feel when he was younger
at your encouragement, he signs the two of you up for surf lessons one day
aventurine is…not a natural
you’re both falling off the boards and needing the instructor to come and fish you out of the waves
after a few too many close calls, aventurine decides he never wants to go surfing again
when the sun sets and golden hour hits, you take one million photos of aventurine, at minimum
he models and poses for you, enjoying your excitement whenever you get a good shot
once you’d had your fill, aventurine sneaks a few photos of you as well
he shows you his favorite beach pic of you with a smile
“you’re prettier than the sunset”
aventurine ends the day off by buying ice cream for the two of you as you head home <3
𝜗𝜚 — DAN HENG
while dan heng likes the warmth, he is not a fan of the summer heat
he prefers staying indoors during the summer, at the library or in museum with minimal walking around outside during the day
however, he does like sitting underneath the shade of a tree and reading a book
some days, he’ll set up a hammock between two trees and ask you to join him
when the heat cools down and the darkness graces the earth, dan heng likes to walk around and go stargazing
the temperature is perfect at night—not too hot but also not cold enough to need anything other than a long sleeve shirt or a light jacket
dan heng has read about all the constellations you can see in the summer
he’s disappointed there’s too much light pollution in most places, but for the stars he can see, he points it out to you and explains the story behind it
what constellation it’s part of, what planet is next to it, is that a space vehicle or a cosmo?
he would definitely go on one of those websites that sell you a star lmao and “buy” one for you
even though he’s aware it’s a scam, he know you’d find it cute. dan heng shows you the certificate of your new star ownership and the two of you look for the coordinates in the night sky together <3
“you deserve the universe, but for now i got you a star”
𝜗𝜚 — JING YUAN
jing yuan thinks going to an amusement park is the peak summertime activity
doesn’t matter if you are sweating buckets waiting in the long lines surround by body heat. jing yuan comes prepared. he has a hat, a battery-powered fan with a built-in mist spray, and water bottles with ice
of course, he shares all that with you once you get tired of using your foldable fan
jing yuan is an amusement park snack afficionado. a salty pretzel? yes. a sweet treat? yes. a whole ass turkey leg? also yes.
you are never hungry during your outing since jing yuan has you covered
when you want photos taken of you, you show jing yuan exactly how you want it—angle and zoom and everything
yet when he takes the photo, it comes out off
crooked. blurry. you’re half cut off…
the only good photo he took of you is one where you weren’t prepared and have a horrendously silly look on your face
“jing yuan… delete that right now.”
“why? i believe it is called a ‘candid’ by the young folks. very popular.”
you may not have come out with good photos of yourself, but at least you and jing yuan had fun and will treasure these memories forever. no matter how bad the photo to capture it is.
#why do i headcanon summer jing yuan as 100% dad vibes? idk i just see it ok#hsr x reader#dan heng x reader#aventurine x reader#jing yuan x reader#hsr headcanons#hsr fluff#hsr imagines#honkai star rail#honkai star rail x reader
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for some reason my roommates and i were on the topic of favorite animals, and one of them (lets call her Roomba) was laughing rlly hard for some reason.
Roomba says "okay, tell me your fav animal and 3 reasons why and then ill tell you why im laughing"
so my other roommate (lets call her Hershey) goes first, she says "I like killer whales because theyre the biggest in the ocean, and they have spots that look like eyes, and they have huge teeth"
Roomba says "i like sharks because they were the first animal i researched in school, they stay in their lane & they're cute"
i think reallllyy hard because i cant pick a favorite and eventually go with my fav when i was a kid. i say "cheetahs bc they can run up to 65 mph, they have a special ribcage to go fast, and they have cool spots"
so then Roomba shares that she was laughing bc in the past she had a kooky roommate that insisted on psychoanalyzing every single thing, so when this roommate repeatedly asked Roomba her fav animal and 3 reasons why, she revealed that "it shows what you want in a partner"
so Roomba wants a partner she can research (?) that is cute and stays in their lane
Hershey wants a large partner (not just large, but the LARGEST) with fake spots for eyes and huge teeth
and I want someone who can run 65 mph, has a special ribcage to help them go fast, and has spots.
so basically, if you or anyone you know fits my criteria, hit me up i guess
#dia talks#soon as i said 65mph roomba fell on the floor laughing. Reasonable#more unrealistic standards for men i guess#what can i say i know what i want
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