#cooking show concept

[cats-and-confusion]

New cooking show. All the judges have sensory issues and if you displease them or push them too far out of their comfort zone you get disqualified, if you make something they like so much they manage to eat the whole thing you get a prize.

Secret rule that if you make one of the judges feel bad about their sensory issues you get put in a taffy machine until your bones are dust

[rafesbbyy]

So when are we gonna admit that the writers of HOTD were just expecting the show to be carried by GOT's legacy and success? They put zero effort into understanding their own characters and it's so obvious (seriously, are s1 and s2 even the same shows atp?). Its so obvious they're relying on GOT's legacy which isn't a bad thing, but they're also not doing anything good with they current story that they've got. They've completed butchered every character, every plot line because they know the show will still be popular due to Game Of Thrones.

[cupcakes-and-pain]

Short little animatic for @whumpsday 's Kane and Jim!! :D The audio is from Gastronauts on DropoutTV

This was partially inspired by this ask and a few others I've seen about an AU where Jim has a dog

Some musings about it and the transcript can be found under the cut:

Anyway, yep, this is just a short, low-quality, silly little animatic that I started making at a responsible time in the past.

Oh, what was that time you ask? It was just *checks notes* on October 11... which was almost two months ago.....

yeah it was 95% done and then I lost the motivation to do anything productive for awhile lol. But I have finally pushed myself to finish it!!! :D

Getting Jim's hair right was hard at first and I'm still not sure if this is 100% accurate, but I think this looks good on him! And I didn't feel like coloring Kane in, so enjoy this literally paper white boy!

And to put this out there, I generally think comparing someone's trauma response to an animal isn't good, but this is how the audio went so just don't think about it too hard lol. The story already has a lot of dehumanization in it anyway.

Transcript:

Kane: I have had a relationship to food where no matter how much food I have had, I always sort of feel that I will never have food again. And so, when I eat, I need it to be enough food so that when that likelihood that I'll never find more food happens, I ate a lot the last time I ate.

Jim: My dog has that.

[6ebe]

James corden coming back now this have we not suffered enough 😞

[suenitos]

cgeorge is so precious to me. i got evil about how misunderstood he was and everyone used to be mean about george and his lore :(

YEAH. all I know is thank god dream got us and also agreed with us in saying his lore was joke lore was fucking stupid like IF NO ONE GOT ME…

[todayisafridaynight]

minedai is so important to me esp when it involves daigo staring at mine with big ass heart eyes and cupids flying above his head and grinning and smiling and fluttering his pretty lashes at him but mines still like Does He Like Me ............. all the while mentally doing the exact same thing towards him

[kogglyuffs]

so theres this concept design that i like to call "pope roguefort", and it could be executed better

bonus homos:

[sataninsparkles]

I don't understand why people seem to dislike "Girl Dinner" and "Girl Math" so much.

Like, it's not about girls being unable to take care of themselves or make smart financial decisions. Girl Math is literally just about how under the capitalism small purchases that add up to a large number don't feel as expensive as one large purchase. It's the same phenomenon as being willing to pay $10 for a product but not $8 + $2 shipping. Or spending cash feeling different from spending on a credit card.

Or like why a bunch of people just started talking about how being a bimbo is just quirky sexism.

Yes, women can achieve great things, and they can be smart. We all support women's rights. But we gotta support women's wrongs as well.

After being told that you have to be smart and strong and do everything a man can do or you're a bad feminist and you're setting the movement back fifty years, the ability to just be dumb and carefree feels like taking off a bra.

Yes, women can be smart. But they can be dumb too. We can be weak and dumb and that doesn't make us "bad feminists" or "quirky sexists". It makes us human. And shaming women for their freedom to enjoy their life however they want is counterproductive. Men get to be as dumb as they want without shame, so why is it that when women are the ones who are dumb, you get offended and try to shame them into acting the way you want them to?

We can't have equality until you guys stop shaming women for every little thing they do. We can't have equality if we don't support women's wrongs.

[ashchoo]

Why is your art so pretty

AAAAAAAAA SCREAMSSS GRAAAARR UR SO NICE /gen /pos

[sleepinglionhearts]

What's the coolest thing Wakely's found in the ocean?

You can even tip them with fine clumps of algae

[fromtheseventhhell]

George establishing Sansa as an unreliable narrator and then making her the only POV observing one of the biggest schemers in the books is actually so big-brained.

[icewindandboringhorror]

It always seems a bit unbalanced on The Great Food Truck Race when there will be multiple teams who are cooking a wide variety of complex dishes with 10 different components and a bunch of prep work, and then there's that one team who like... exclusively serves plain crepes with some premade nutella on them, or plain waffles with just some whipped cream and cut up strawberries lol...

[camping-with-monsters]

dropping some BMB character concepts—

“Vasilisa the Unfairly”

“One of the once living being that entered The Spotlight and succumbed to the groove— she went in with an unknown goal and a wooden doll in hand that was “charmed” to protect her. However, Vasilisa ended up losing the doll, and now wanders sickly through the glow, half-dead, and with clusters of mushrooms and veins of mycelium infesting her body, as well as an impressive pair of protrusions in a fully functional arm and a “head” that appears to look like a skull. The head can glow a brilliant orange like a flame when in the night and light herself a path, but most don’t assume kindly of someone in The Spotlight.”

(Based on Vasilisa the Beautiful/Fair and fairy rings)

“The Three Billy Goats Gruff”

“Also inhabitants of The Spotlight, possibly succumbing to the wrath themselves. To help those fall into to the groove, they attempt to charm others with a haunting melody and sing along. Marching to the beat of their own rhythm, they’ll do what’s necessary to win, even if that means sabotaging each other.”

(Based on The Three Billy Goats Gruff, fairy rings, and a lot of other weird prion/disease related stuff.)

“Merdusa”

“Should you be rafting your way through the waters towards “Giant Peach Island”, you best be weary about not disturbing the Merdusa that swims beneath the water. A bit more on the timid side unless provoked, looking into her eyes long enough can make your body attempt to disintegrate into sea foam. It’s undetermined if she does this willingly, or is just an unfortunate feature of her’s.”

(Based on The Little Mermaid and Medusa)

Credit to @pazam for help with this design!

[videogames-i-wish-were-real]

Videogames I wish were real #33

One of those restaurant management games but it takes place in the HQ of the Spider-Society and all your clients are different variations of Spiderman (and so are you). They all have very different tastes of food... and the exact same taste for bad food puns.

[dandyshucks]

OC f/o cooking in my head rn and I am rotating them around and around praying they will show up properly soon because the few vague concepts that are jostling around in the pot are SO GOOD

[no1ryomafan]

This randomly only came to my mind from a brief conversation with a friend in dms but is there legit ANY mecha where it’s centered around supports? Yes I’m being serious here despite not being huge on sports in both regards of playing them and watching shows about them, but my brain was tickled by this idea. And yes I’m aware of Iron Leaguers existence before any asks-kinda hard not to when I have a handful of moots really into it-but I’m for once strictly talking about self piloted mecha. I need to know if there is something out there that exists where a giant robot fights another robot in a game of soccer only because that mental image is really funny to imagine.